Say, Elvis Ran Presents Off air show Steery Jones, Greg te Episode one. Yeah, it's the All Fair Show. Yeah it is. We're actually more than a year old, now we are. We are a year and one. You heard about the show. Now you gonna tell all your friends about the show. That's right. We learned to crawl. We haven't gotten up to walk yet. And we still crap our diapers. And we got plenty of room here, man, open space for everybody. Bring them all in. By the way,
we don't have any diapers, so we just crap. We're just crapping on the floor. Those are the days. Oh my god, I'm scary. That's Greg. What's stop him? Over here? Now? God, you're there, but you haven't left. You've been in the same spot the whole time. I'm over here, which is weird because you're over there. Now you're over there. Yeah, bald freak is in the house. He's floating around here. I mean, he understands what time the show starts, right, I don't get it. You know, he's been more and
more late lately. I don't know, he's been busy. He's got he's got so much going on in his world, you know, I don't even want to ask him, because when you ask him, he gets so defensive. He's so upset about testing testing man. And then he starts pointing down to the boss's office and he goes, you want to go down there? You want to go? Tell him? I don't want to exactly. He's got other jobs to do. He's like, this is my job here, right, frequill join
us when he can eating his parents. We're gonna all of a sudden, we're gonna hear somebody in the backgrounds. He's gonna have people canna have me? So you know we got email about that. Yeah, yeah, well we'll read it in a little while. By the way, um um, mom, you always get in touch with us at the Offair Show at gmail dot com and tweet us at the Offair Show and on Instagram the Offair Show, and we
do read all of your emails. So yeah, please drop us an email if you have a thought, even idea starter, something that might have happened to you. You want us to call you, You want to come on the show, you'd like to be a part of it. Well, well, you know that's why you mentioned that I have now two people, two of my friends wanting to get us some m A fighters all right on the show. Is it? Is this an appropriate form for m m A fighters? Why not? You know what I mean? I mean, I listen,
I know you have sees a big thing. I don't follow it that much. I'm not a UFC guy. I went when I see blood, listen, I I do not mind. I would welcome m m A fighters. You have C bring them on. I absolutely, Let's get Seth Rogan in here. Let's get them all on. Let's let's open it up to his affiliation to the m m A. He's like, you know, no, he's more like UFC. He's like, uh, you know, like, isn't UFC m m A. I'm getting crazy. I'm twisting my wires. I guess there's a form, but
not really m A is is it's you? Really? You have c that that's that the in the ring in the octagon. If you if you're wait a second, if you're watching the UFC match, aren't they m n A A fighters in the ring? No different? Okay, by the way, there's some random guy filming us. Did you see what that guy did? Like I did? Okay, So we have these hallways we are in a fishball. We have Florida
ceiling windows, and we're in a studio. So in the hallway there's a someone brought in breadlier today and there's a giant round loaf of Italian bread with the words Z one hundred, the station we work for here in New York branded in the bread. Right. Okay, some dude in the hallway walked by with his phone and he focused in on the Z one hundred logo on the bread.
He must have been snapchatting and he he was walking by, focused on the Z one hundred logo and swung the camera around at you wonderful in a ten seconds snap because you know how much I love that. I can't stand being in a fish bowl. I can't stand. But the thing is, no, no, no, this is crazy because who the hell was that guy? And he I understand, he's now all of his friends are gonna be like this bread and then he and he swings the cot around. He's focusing on Greg t All of a sudden, that
was so good. Gregg teas in the studio. That was very weird. But anyway, the m M A is is the martial arts, right, and you have c is the organization that the martial that that the the mixed martial arts is fought in law no martial arts. So they so it's like karate. It's a mix. It's a mix of boxing and karate. It's a mix of Yeah, but where does the part come where you could bite someone's ear and get away with it. No, you can't do any of that. No, there are rules. Yeah, there's the
whole thing. You can't do any of that stuff, not not any any bit of it. But it all really falls under UFC. And UFC is where the the championship and the octagon. And like Saturday, this past Saturday night was a championship bout and it was actually I think it was on Fox on Saturday. Um, you know they have a lot of big, big, big fights up and coming. Okay, all right, well then that's fine. I'm just curious about it,
that's all. Well here's that email. By the way, can I give you the email that chus like, welcome, you've got mail. I love the guy from CLU. So this came from Bill bur Kid Burke he uh he one time wrote us and now he's back again. You know when Burkett writes to us, I gotta be honest. I like what he writes. He writes like like like good, he's not he writes, well, he's not me. He's not over the top, he's not outlandish, like he's really, he's really,
he writes good, he does. I really enjoy That's the Bill. I enjoy your emails, bro. So he wrote about the one year anniversary. Hey, Yuggs, first and foremost, congratulations on your one year anniversary. Ballfare Show has evolved from merely an idea into a phenomenal podcast. Each one of you, jus brings something different to the table, which creates a dynamic and energetic environment. The growth of the podcast over the past year has been remarkable. The future is bright
for you nine. Keep up the great work. That's from Bill Burke. And I like the way he capitalizes Burke because he knows um. By the way, Why why the anger in your voice to you? You know you told me to pull up rage against the machine. Today is a day, man, I'm just having a day and I feel like I just want to Yes, you feel this is what I need today? Man? Why are you so angry? I'm feeling the resurgence of rage against the machine today. I just feel everybody wants something. Today. We couldn't get
into the studio till late. Ah feels so good. Do you feel like I'm released? I feel like I'm opening up my shirt and I just want to scream. So instead of myself screaming, I'm gonna allow rage against the machine forms to scream and yell. Remember this, when this was don't you have a band or saw me? You need to here? Used to let it out. A song that lets it all out. Drop us a tweet, tweet us, this doesn't seriously off at our heads. Drop us a line. Let us know what you listen to when you need
to really just scream. I the song of a least. Let let's play. I need to hear the I need to hear the cross doesn't even feel good. Yes, but not this part, the part in the middle where he starts yelling Yes. Yes, because everybody goes to work. Everybody's got a boss, even we have bosses. And I say bosses because we have several bosses. It up. Yes, feel like the name. I feel like it's when the hot water in the shower hits me. Everybody, that's what we do.
We're talking right. The bosses say they tell me everything. I gotta follow the rules. Wow, man, I don't even like to Hear's the song for me? Ready? I've had ideas. Wait, they'll shut off. I've had so many things that I've wanted to you. Today, I haven't anything done. You feel like you're swimming with don quick sand. It started last night when I got this email from our producer, and he carried over till this morning when I came in. I'm trying up. I'm working like a card this morning.
The guy tell me where to park like I know win second, shouldn't you be free to park where you want? No, I'm you have to move other cars out to me a park and a sudden slot. Drop the fu that here's a song. This is a song that gets me going. Yes, Chi Sulley from System of It Down. This song gets my aggressions out. You know what. I like a lot of E. D M. I like scrillis yeah, man, but growing up it was this. You're not fearing it, No I am do. There's I'm waiting for me telling me
what's going on with you? That you need to hear? This is kind of have a song and this is movie should do open up to you our fair heads, drop us a line on Twitter at you our fair show, tell us what song you need to hear. It's get your aggressions about people like that email that the voicemail concept that we ask say, maybe we have them leave like raging voicemails for us, crazy raging voicemails. When I went to my tattoo place, get my tattoos. This is
the kind of using play. He's very relaxed listening to this. Yeah, wake up, little wake up? Yeah, I said to wake up? Why do you need to kick up on the table? Yeah? Another table? You want too? Wanted to up what you need to up on the table? You wanted to quiet, thinking, trust and then then it slows up. Well, this is what makes me feel a little bit better today. Makes you feel like that's a good one. Bro? Oh look who decided? Did you? Wait? Un we play that all
the time? Wait up? What you call this commercial radio poison? But still, what do you do? Like? Do you do like squat thrusts and turn that on? Like what's your routine? Where the hell are you been? Bro? Yeah, this radio station. I don't understand. We were explaining to the off airheads. Do you know what we're doing right that exactly. That's why I showed up. Now. The thing is that you just got more and more stuff piled on your plate, and you keep getting more and more things that you
need to do with the station. So you're running around like crazy. Why you have four studios going times? You gotta get the power pellets get four studios running at the same time. I don't know how you do it. How do you keep everybody on the air? You know? How does an air traffic controller do it? How does anybody? What does the boss say to you? What do you say? He says, Ronnie, I need you to do this. I needed to do that. Nobody tells me what I need
to do. It's just laid out there before me every day. It's almost robotic. It's like a routine. It's robotic. Yeah, so what root talk to me? Now? What's your what's your song that? What's your release what's your release song? I mean anything by nine inch Nails will do like that's that's kind of like, go oh, there you go. How do they know you were gonna say? What? In this is how it all started? Well, this is the first nine is Nail song we've ever heard, Right, you know,
I think you're right. No, I know I'm right. Pretty pretty hate machine, right? Was this their first resident's first album? Of course it is pretty hate machine? Bro from nine? Do you remember when you made me? Weren't with me? We used to drive around and Josegona is uh Booker Mobilebile the booger and Josephona put this on, probably on cassette tape with data. We were good old Josegona were Joey Segona. We were in the ninth grade, right, it had to be around. I don't know, I don't know
the man. I can't do the mask. He would wear his blue denim jacket from the gap and then he would wear this petruly oil and he would drive a green til petrol the oil Patrole petroleum oil. You mean what you mean like a cologne. Yeah, Peculi oil. That was like a big thing he would wear. Joe put peculi oil. Oh my god, this is mother. Never heard this. It's mother actually, like screamed out of before. Where is that young today? Where is he He's married? He's married, happily,
same sex marriage. We went to his wedding. Actually, he used to take us to the Lime Line remember in New York City. Now it's a like a retail outlet. And I'll never forget the first moment I ever heard this song was in the back of the Booger mobile. Yeah, yeah, I might have been washing inside with myself inside like slam dancing inside the Brigand and this is the song that you're released to. Yeah, let's not get that person that I kind of like classical music, if you know
what I'm saying, this is the mood. This is a great track. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, but when you get outrage, how do you do you like screaming, yell? How do you release the rage this? Or do you just you go running? Oh? Yeah, come on, great? You don't you speak to this? You don't punch walls. I don't. I'd probably have punched the wall. Maybe it was once in my life, really like legitimately punched the wall wall. I want to hear about the time you punched the wall.
Oh that, let's relate it to one of my divorces. That's all. Say, what were you guys fighting about? Oh it couldn't you Scar? You know who I'm talking about. Anything you listen, you can remain She'll remain nameless, right, Well, it doesn't matter. She doesn't listen to this ship. Are you sure about that? No, I'm not sure of anything. I don't know. I don't know what's going on with that girl. Now, anything's possible. We're out, were out in
the world. She just stumbled upon this on iTunes. So you used to actually lock yourself in a room when you were having a fight with her and crank this up. Now, that would be after the fighting, after the fight. Been in fights, Come on, Greg, tity, we've all been in fights. No way, tell us about the time you punched the wall. Bro, I'm a lover man, I don't I don't know. I have no anger in me. I don't get angry. Okay, I never get angry. I resolved things talking, right, I
I just it's just it's not in me. I don't have any aggression. I have no aggression. So talk to me, Ronnie. When was the time you actually punched the wall. I don't want to get into it, Okay, you don't want to get it too. I don't remember. I don't honestly remember the details so long ago. But the truth is that the wall was punched. It usually goes like this. You want to leave, you get out. I'm not leaving.
And then all of a sudden you turn around and you're like, you know what boom right into the freaking wall tells you about the time you punch the wow is pretty much I never punched the wall. I've never punched the wall. You're cold and heartless. You have no passion. They're talking about you gotta be a little careful because you don't want to hit a two by four. Because if you hit a two by four when you go through the ship, you're crazy. You're gonna break some right.
You don't want to foundation wall. You don't want bearing walls. That's that's heavy duty, right. You want to be able to go right through. You know why I'm cold and heartless tomorrow. Been trying to figure that out for years now. I've been redoing my basement recently, so I have a lot of sheet rock left over. I'm gonna bring in a piece of sheet rocks here, and I'm gonna let you punch right through the sheet rock. I would love that you want to do it. Yes, you need that
sheet rock to bury the bodies. I get sexs of sheet rocket and stuff. I'm not using would you let me punch it. I've never punched a Okay, I'm gonna bring in a piece of sheet rock, and you're you have to get angry though, you can't just like punch it, like you have to taunt me and get me angry. Yeah, you gotta like like somebody's gotta like make fun of you to the point that you are like so enraged, like you don't right, what gotz? I can't e I can't act angry. I have to actually get angry. Right,
But then you got it, because that's the thing. When you are that angry and you go to punch something, you don't even feel it, Like your fist goes right through and you were just you're so amped up. Like right now in my in my mother's house, in my little boy's house, when you go downstairs to the basement, there is still a hole in my Yeah, in my mom's basement. It was never repaired. It was never repaired. Well,
that wasn't from you punching it. That was that was a different kind of freaking up serious And even says she's like she's like, is somebody ever repairs to go back and look at your your VHS team. Yeah, my little boy's house. By the way, how would you refer to your parents house anymore? House's house? Just like you said it? Who says my little boys? Where I grew up, where used to live? It was in my parents dark basement watching my little boys put a hole in the wall.
What did you do to the hole in the wall? Punching a freaking head? Listen, I'm serious. So anyway, it's still there. And then I have one in my current house. But I have patched that that one up because of that one. I don't want anybody to see I want to punch a wall, all right, So tomorrow I'll bring in a PiZZ of sheet rock. That's what I'll do. When you know, you gotta we gotta kind of warm up to that. Though. You can't go from zero to punch in the wall though, scary. You gotta like practice on,
you know, some padding. First, have you have you ever? Have you ever thrown glasses? And like shattered glass? Okay, I don't like the War of the Roses? Ye have I? Yeah? No, I really I've I've certainly slammed doors. That's a big one. Slamming doors is one thing. Everyone just slammed the door even I've slammed the door. I mean, like slam the door. You know what I'm saying, right, But you never took
like glasses and said you don't what you know? Through a chair one cuff, cuff this tissi and just boom, slam glasses a chair that was I threw a chair in the dining room. I remember, I like it was just a fed up I remember. And of course it's the peeling out of the driveway. That's a very Brooklyn thing, getting in the car and slamming on taking on the pavement because it has to make a note of the days. I'm glad we're talking about this. Everyone gets out. Good
come first of all time, I've never thrown anything. Ever, I've never thrown a damn thing. Because you're cold and heartless. Let's let's get cold hearted. Don't you ever get angry, bro, I mean, you don't get like this. I've seen scar I get angry. But I yell, I yell when I am about throwing ship. What about like heart he's a cold hearted sneak. You can't go from rage because if you guys showy Paul showy picture Paul Dual naked, I don't want to. This seems appropriate for Come on, you
get angry, you get your gresses out with Paula. I told you down, But I'm just saying I don't throw I've never resorted to physical violence. I've never thrown anything. I've slammed the door, but that's about it. Was hot back in the day. Oh absolutely, absolutely, what happened? Have you hurt? Straight up days? Man? I was straight up you never you never threw food? Wow? Really never even threw food. Never threw food. Trying to think of the worst thing that I've ever done. I don't even want
to bring this up, and I have to. We were at a drive through and Trish couldn't make up her mind, and I was so angry that she couldn't make up her mind. I got so angry I took I can't go on, and I don't want to incriminate myself because I know that this skills live on a podcast for average straight's just waiting outside for you. Anytime you're ready to get into rubber room. I've calmed down. I'm yeah, I'm so sure about that. Hold on a road right
back to my boyhood fantasies. Right now, I'm back. That can come back. I'm back in that dark basement with the hole in the wall. What was the video basement? Who was the video with emc scat cat? Who was her roger rabbit? By the way, that's when she dumped the shark. You weren't into her dancing with mc scat it was it's just the way that you love me? Was that? No? No, no, hold on opposit a track a track garbage? Hold on here it is wait, here's the wow. This is when Paula. This is when video.
This is when she stopped being hot to me. You guys are bringing back so many memories. Really when this came out. I don't want the rat a little story. You still want to light who was this guy? Comes back to? Who is who did the voice of this? Oh? He was the animated wolf, right, he was a cat. He was an m c scat wolf during this error. Huh man, I had a girlfriend. I worked at Wendy's. Who I was flipping burgers making out with my girlfriend at the fry station in the back at wendy. Oh, yeah,
that's hygienic. It was me and Sierra. Sierra and I were making out all the time. She lived on a farm, she had goats and real Tennessee. Now I'm saying, where is she? Now? You know where she is? Yeah, I have no idea what's going on with any of my axes. Sierra worked for four h in Tennessee, Tennessee. Yes, she does tennis. I'll get that. In the second tennis this was a bad Yeah, this is when she jumped the shark because when she started dancing with a freaking cartoon
and this was like, really, is this what you resorted to? Yeah, she had some sort of like show girl glittery outfit on. I remember it was a little, uh, a little too adult contemporary for a scary Jones. I'm out on that one. About this one, Tennessee. She's hot in this video. Good show, this is awesome, Arrested Development, this is this is a great group. Do you like them? Right? You're never a fan of hip hop? Bald creak. I'm sitting right here
and he's getting he's eating Pringles. Somebody left Pringles over here in the studio. Man, I ain't gonna get my armands in here. Dude. You gotta trush on the Pringles days. Stay with we get Can we get Pringles out? As a sponsor I'm more already working on it. Actually, we took the check the air check tape from this morning we were talking about it. I'm right here on podcast. Yeah, that's where we're going with that. Oh you're not saying
he's always thinking about themself, Bald breaking each other? You know what, screw you. I will say this. I want to hear some more angry music. I don't want to hear this crap. Everyone takes their anger out in different ways. In fact, Bald freak, do you remember the time that how buddy Anthony with salad when we fell in love. Do you remember do you remember remember we were Ellen Gardens. That's the famous uh, every time we go to an
Italian place. This is not the music that they played, by the way, I would tell you that gardens the pizza place, and where is that in? You want us the slide slide childhood will listen weight that you need to go get the pizza. We always talk about this, right goodbye, Well, this is the famous one I like to refer to as the Bedupe Bedupe story, Brooklyn. So you can tell tell him how Anthony Sala took his anger out of me in the most creative way ever.
By throwing a cherry Italian ice in my face. Well, you just to tell the story about how it was done. He threw a cherry Italian Tell him why though, because you don't think Grecty knows this story. I don't. All right, I'll try to. It's a long story. How long you got? How long is a podcast? I was told that we are the longer, the better, if you know what I'm saying. All right, First things first, we were driving back in the day as Brooklyn kids. We were in nightclub and
we weren't drinking forties on the corner. We were good kids and we had nothing else to do. You had a driver's license, so we would drive around two different eateries around Brooklyn, including ELM B. Smoney Gardens. We were under a right, we probably like like fifteen maybe, well, because we were driving, that's true. Well maybe, Well, I'm literally and we just talked about Jon Sagona and the
Green Booger, that's right. So we had a name. So we go to ELM B. S Momoney Gardens and on the way from one eatery to the next, we're driving in two cars and Scary Jones driving one of the cars accidentally runs over a cat. Unbelievable and like why the music stop, like because we're about to go into uh you know, coming back. Maybe he was m C scat cat you ran over? Because he never did another track after that, It's like a mystery off in any case, So as boys are want to be boys who bust
each other's chops, we know all about that. We uh you know, we made fun of the fact that Scary had run over the cats. One of our friends was telling the story who was in the car with Scary and referred to Scary running over the cat with the sound effect. But dupe, but dupe, He's like, you know, Scary was driving and all of a sudden, but over over a cat. It was the most disgusting and vile. And I gotta tell you, I've never ever killed an
animal before. But that was that was bad. That was a bad, bad moment for me, and I was I was traumatized by it. And then people started making light of it. I can see you're all broken up about it. Well, no, and scaris defense and remembering at the time that was that was the point, and that was the reason that Scary got an Italian. I was thrown on his face because you reacted to us making fun of you, because it was a funny story, just to to us who
had not gone through the trauma. Even though we were all sad that cat had died, there was some comedy to it. And then you turned the tables and told that friend Anthony los Sala, like, oh, your your dog died his cat? He cat right now? It was his dog, his dog. I made a dog joke. You made it. You made a joke about his recently deceased dog, and he and he quickly turned on you, and before you knew it, there was Cherry Ice over Scary Jones shirt
and then you got more angry. It was just one of these escalating back and forth amongst friends story all the youth of America. And I don't remember nine and Shail's being on at the time, but no, but it was pretty remember the ices, Yeah, it was pretty bad. It was. It was awful because and and back then we were callous and we didn't care about each other's feelings and we would just say ship right we were,
and still we do that today, we do that. I know what's really a change if you think about it in all these years and we're just we're just too close or too far away to throw ices at each other. So should we have um? I was hoping we would get Anthio Sala on the phone, but he's not. He's yeah, I'm only getting one side of the story. He's got a real job. Well, I think Ronnie told the others. Ronni's in par so he was there that at that point. But it was terrible because they made fun of me
for running over a cat accidentally. And then I made a bad dog, dead dog reference. And the next thing, you know, where I live right now, where I live in the country to drive around my high beams because I'm nervous about running over a deer. You ever, wherever you ever hit a deer before? That looked like have you hit a deer bull freak in the in the woods at your buddy's place. That causes a lot of damage. Man, you hit a deer, forget about it. We're talking blood.
We're talking the deer hits, it rolls over the car, onto the ground, the sud No, it's it's crazy, but I've had I've had I've had hind legs like right up in my face, like at the actual window, like with the deer going like a horse almost as I'm going around a turn, as I'm leaving the house. Because I you know, I have all woods I live by, uh you know, woods and farms, and there's like deer running wild. Everyone's in there a way to like repel them,
but show up. There's no there's you them. Tell you something. On a normal every day, there is no less than ten pen deer in my backyard, eating my my my woods, eating eating the grass, taking fishing all over the place, putting holes in your parents. But it's yeah, it's I'm telling you. So on my way to work in the morning, they're you know, out grazing, and all of a sudden I'll be driving to get out to the highway and there's like deer like galloping across the road. It's unbelievable.
So forget a cat. I would welcome hitting a cat, but I mean I don't. I don't want to hit a cat. What I'm saying is, if I had to choose between hitting a hat or a deer, I'd rather hit the cat because it does less damage. Don't be mad at me, a cat lovers. I'm not I'm not saying that I want to hit cats. I'm not saying that. I'm saying if there wasn't, I hope. I mean, here's the moment you say something like it is, people are gonna go greg Case and he would hit cats. I'm
not saying that. I'm saying if I had to choose between hitting a cat or a deer, or hitting a deer, I would choose a cat. I was deer, I would choose a deer. You're crazy, dude. If some of these deers have have antlers, bro, you don't want to get that. No way, What did you call him? It's just it's always dear, It's always dear. There's no fish is plural of fish, and shrimp is plural plural of shrimp. No
fish is fish. There's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of fish in the in the in the water, there's a lot of fish, a lot. Remember that time Grandma got run over by her reindeer? Oh my god, what about it? Walking home from our house was Christmas eve? Ms? Okay, don't play that. Oh he's farting in the microphone. That was a real legitimate traft to drop the car. That was no, don't drop the anchor yet. That was a real traft dude, it
lets and everything. Because did you hear that? You little dusting? Can you play that back? Why don't you go do that in the hole in your parents basement wall? Who is that? Who is that? Your little boys? That's Ricky Sanchez. She used to intern with us, she did. She got a hairstyle. Yeah, we all do. Look what he was talking about. Oh that is, yeah, it is. I'll look at that. It is. Yeah, I look at that. He doesn't recognize for he is he coming off the meds
and the meds wearing? I think I think he's coming down? Is there a priest? You thought? Captain Wacker? Get you high tonight, Greg Ts? Really is he coming down? Does he eat a repil? Do you have the song sale by a Wall Nation? Sale? That's a good one. I gotta sale for you. They have a new single that's out a matter of fact right now, all Nation, Yeah, tell me more this song. No get no please stop,
no no please? This sale on by the Commodore, Please beggar, you do not do that to me, Jimmy real sale come across. It's called there you go. When this song cranks up, sailing takes me away? To that special place. Let me tell you something. This song is awesome, some bro, this is what I think of. It sounds like cold as Ice by foreigners. No, listen to this thing as cool as ice. Here you go, just that first hit. Here comes agatting ready, yeah, getting psyched up? There you go?
Come on, what did you feed this guy? This is one of those days I hated today. Man, I can listen, so come on. Sailing by Criss Cross dude, A well, Nation is going to be in concert this summer. I can't wait to sail live Nation puts them on. Sorry, sorry you're playing just first. They're gonna be a Jacob's pavilion. I'm on the water right now. Oh wait, you wait, there's dwets in June. It's a seagull. Get out of here. Come on, guys, come on, what is this so? This
song is so freaking all? Please hurting us off? Come on, bro, you donlt this to me. Come on at the stage. Come on. I beg of you for meeting Brunes out of the box, dude, Come on, man, I beg of you. Guys. You have a thick new This is just light radio killing you? Are you? Are you spreading jam? On your melvit toast. I cannot stand the way people that I'm like, I'm light radio stations talk. I hate that because you got the light off. No, I don't get the light on.
It want don't break my freaking light. Hurt us off? This is what you need? When that's what I'm about to say, I'm like, actually, this is provoking you. You know what? Off fair heads. Please if you guys want to drop up some email, please go off our show gmail dot com. Take this off. Right soft rock killing me? Man, it's absolutely killing me. He's very soon, he's telling he's getting very red. He's gone, what is this? It's us cross guys, you don't remember this guy? This is no.
Then then I want to talk about winter. He did sailing takes okay, Dad, the stages make a topic out of this. Gad, what are you talking about? Talking about it again? Say it takes me away? He also did right like the Wind. He's a bunch, Mike. We're doing a crystopher across Medley on the off air show. We're taking great teeth, preaching greater heights everything. Who's next, Leo Sayer? This is ridiculous? Is this is becoming a bench. This is back to the days of Greg Tea's AM radio
See What's so long? Radio mix tape? Who's next? Air supply? Behind guys night? My body is reading a big disc ahead. I'm all the round, no time to spake sing it. He's so deflated, Okay, Gregg, I'll shut it off. What's the matter, Greg t It's beyond ridiculous? Why is it beyond ridic list? What is that? That's our parents? I'm just not in the mood to talking about my parents. He want to Grammy for that album? Old music than one? Feaking of awards? Paul Freak? Didn't you? Were you up
for an award recently? Yeah? I still am so the way. When when is your award show? August? Okay, it's in August August? What what do you need from you? All? Fairheads? How can we rally behind you? Man? It's not it's not something the public and vote on. Unfortunately, it's up it's up to the judges. So do you do you have any insight? Anybody tipped you off? What do you want for? What are you up for? Best Pop Alternative Pop Album for the Last Cube album and Best Alternative
Pop Song? Hey? Where can people go if they really want to hear some of your music, because first of all, can they vote? Is there voting? Unfortunately not. I was going to say, you get stuck to death. If you want to support the bald Freaks music, go to bald Freak dot band camp dot com, you know freak dot com, and there are a bunch of user friendly links up top to my Spotify, my iTunes, my Amazon. By that crap, nobody buys it. There's anymore? Yeah, well, band camp you
can buy and and stream the albums. Of course people will stream them because they won't have to pay. Hey, you see the new you gonna see the new coffee at Starbucks? It's what's it called unicorn? Yeah? We we actually, um, actually, somebody told me about that. You haven't seen that ball freak? No, I don't. I don't usually buy coffee from Starbucks. How come because I don't drink coffee? Where do you go get your coffee? Then? I make it at home? No? Yeah? Wait,
what about going to Starbucks? Though it starts is everywhere. If somebody else is going to Starbucks and they asked me if they want something, I'll be like yeah, but I don't normally just go in there and get coffee for myself. Really the truth. All right, we'll listen. Well, okay, we'll dry coffee once a week. Well listen, Well, why why don't you try Starbucks? Later on? They have a new one. It's called the Unicorn. And this is not a paid sponsorship or anything, but everybody see me talking
about it. So they they're saying that as rare as the Unicorn is, their color changing, flavor changing unicorn frappuccino is what they're called. Well, that was gonna my next thing. Oh, I'm sure it's I'm sure. Yeah, No, I'm with it. Probably food coloring and everything. I'm sure it's great for you. But it's in it's in Starbucks for it. It's only gonna be there for a little while. It's not gonna be there for I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm
just saying, just check it out. I'm just saying you didn't. I'm just saying. Earlier, Greg t Bull freak. When our buddy Nate straight Nate from from the Morning Show, he was walking out of here, Gregg's like, hey, Nate, I just won't let you know. You're looking good man. So what he's checking he was checking made out. If one young thinks another young is looking good, I can tell it. I can be like, hey man, it was just like between bros, you're looking pretty. Of saying it, though, well,
how did I say it? I came up like I just want to say, Nate, you're looking You're looking good, You'll look look looking fit. You fill out that shirt really well? Did you take it to a new level? So I would have been like, hey, dude, you're working out, bro, what is the big deal? Big deal? I just found it a little don't here, We're going scary Jones, No, no passion, no feelings. It was awkward about it. He was he didn't know what to say, too many feelings,
his mouth dropped. I don't think he was awkward. I think he was. He was very he enjoyed the compliment. May have been turned on a little bit. I think that he's been working really hard at the Jim. He's been going to Jim working out. It's nice to be okay. So yeah, listen when when when I dropped all that way, people were like, dude, you know you still got a freaking belly there, bro, don't you tell me? Don't you see scaries belly. But he keeps saying, he said he's
dropped all this weight. I didn't drop. He still got a freaking cannonball over there. You look like you're giving birth like next month. You're looking at a two dred pound man right here. I used to be to fifty five at one point. More than that, more than that, okay, whatever, that makes me look even better there. Point is, there's
a way of saying it. You the way you said, it's like you took that extra time and you're like, hey, by the way, he went so far as to like describe the way his muscles are bulging out of the shirt, Balfrey, how would you tell somebody if some guy was looking good, how are you gonna go tell him they looks good? What are you gonna say saying, hey, I notice your bulging muscle, Probably get scared to compliment. It would be
somebody obviously that I know personally. Okay, So you would probably come up and you know, maybe put my hand on his on his shoulder, all right, squeeze it a little bit. You would touch him. Now, now you're gonna touch the guy because he's my Brian. You're looking pretty good, bro, Like that okay, And you know what, I'm okay with that. I think that's cool. The way Greg t did, he glared at him. I didn't touch him. You were marring
at the guy. I didn't touch it, and I didn't even touch he goes, he goes the other thing out. Oh my god, he was me he would he was. He was beyond descriptive. That's all I'm saying. He was. I'm just noticing, you know what, Clow, I am comfortable in the skin that I am. If I don't judge people by the way. If I think a guy looks good, I'm going to tell her you you look good. I really cast at my point, everything it well, I don't know. Walford says he would touch at them. I don't even
taught you. It was across the room from me. Your pets are protruding from that T shirt. I mean, I wouldn't you know, I wouldn't feel his muscles. So maybe so I could be playful with some people here, like you know, you grabbed my ask before. I got no problem. Everybody knows what you're talking about ask grabbing. I'm not grabbing somebody saw. I'm not telling we played grab ass. I don't think I grabbing ass. You guys, don't look at any of these magazines like Men's Health or Maximum, GQ,
Men's Journal, Esquire, all those kind of things. Those things you're not right. But but there's a lot. But there's a a fantasy about being one of these guys or checking out one of these guys. It's okay to look at other guys and be like, what do I mean? You don't have a fantasy. You don't want to look like some of these guys in these magazines. What do you mean? There's a lot of pressure. Oh, come on, ball freak. You look at some of these guys like Vin Diesel or The Rock. I want to look like
Vin Diesel. But you don't look at them and like, do they're attractive guys? Vin Diesel and The Rock? Those are the example as you've given me. You don't think they're attractive guys. I think they're freaking high. I mean they're they're attractive because they're they're muscu What is this you're playing now? Grey? What is this? You're the one who's talking about having a fantasy. You're giving Whitney Houston
and Marian I can't have a fantasy. When I listened to this cross, I mean those the guys that are the mountain, Oh my god, then Diesel and the rock. You know, I'm trying to have a conversation here here he has crashed the car how many times today? Already he's crashed the car ra Paula duel over, freaking cross criss cross and now Mariah Carry and he's the money. What is he doing? I don't understand. He's taking you back. I wanted to play rage against the machine, and then
he went off into this. I don't know what he's doing, scary security blanch. I hope all their hope, all the larks and love and today's show all the love the lerks? What what what? You can't be a guy? And like this music? Who's like in this town? Which? Which? What's like this? Right now? Every I'm talking about Men's list, I'm talking to he. I'm trying's fitness and health and you're you're playing Mariah Carry because you're having a fantasy about Nate. Oh my god, what is going on here today?
Come on now, okay, I'll stop, all right, but there's nothing wrong for you to make a blanket statement and say that no guys like that song. You're being just as bad, if not worse. I'm saying that this is a guy's locker room. And if so far today i've heard criss Cross from nineteenth, we're supposed to pull out our kids. I'm just saying, let's swing it around. What if you're gonna give you something. I'm not in the mood for today Today, I want to have a lot
of ankst. I want to hear my rock music today. Yeah, I want to rock out my Cock's right. You want some five finger death punch, That's what I want. I want to rock out my cock out today. That's what I want to hear. I don't want to hear any of this, none of it. It's just five figure, give me black give me the black Keys, five f your death punch is pretty pretty heavy. You got Black Keys, Black Keys? Yeah, Man, another day and anytime you guys want to play suicidal dude, woun't start me there. I'm
like that too. You refused to play it. I love suicidal tendencies. Scary gave up on the five freaking death But I don't know what he's playing today. Know nothing about five finger death Punch he just played, but listened the systema. It sounds angry death punchfired, like give me the Black Group. The sound of the song does not match the five Death. I'm sure we'll kick in about the one minute mark, but we don't have that kind of real estate. I thought we did. Words like black keys,
black keys. Yeah, what do you want to hear the black Keys? He doesn't give me, give me lonely boy, give me howling for you, give me howling for you. I'll take that one. Howling for you, for howling for you, that's for you. A little black submarine. I'll take this scary glitter. I'll take this for you. Yeah, it had a basketball game. Listen to it. Here we go commercial. What are you talking about? It's a great songs an
kicked bitch. Listen what I was saying before about if you can see a guy that's hot, you can compliment him and it doesn't matter, it doesn't mean anything. But whatever you do, don't pass judgment on him. Listening to Brian car and you know what, and even if even if my kid gets a rise because some guy is good looking, and then some what, there's a lot of guys out there. I think I'd like to try to make out with? So what who cares? Taking different take?
What are you talking about? Not that I don't have that? Why don't you ever want to think about that? Maybe you want to hook up with some dude. If you don't, I don't, I don't know. It never crushes my mind fairly confident that that's something I do not ever want to do. And I'm not hiding feelings Jesus being I think you actually be more open minded about it. I think so you gotta be that. Why you drop the anchor?
Why drop the anchor? Because I even scared, because because Greg's dropping his anchor and I doesn't want to know where it's landing. I wasn't done it out it's scary. Come on, man, why would you? No? Tomorrow I'm breaking some sheet rocket. I'll break some sheet rocket. I'm gonna jacko jackolo. She's just watch me now. It's just me. I guess trying now. It's just swatch sat, It's just watch now.
