#119: Brody Needs A Wider Head In His Mouth #OralProblems

what are you doing? Like nothing, I'm I'm not just got home from work. It's two thirty. Because you want to go out for brunch. I'm like, I'm like, it's not funny. That's that's not funny. Like I was being serious. I wanted to see you guys. So they still haven't made it up to me. And now they got every excuse under the sun. Now they leave it next week to go to Florida. There they're deciding that, you know, oh my god, with coronavirus, you know, we probably shouldn't eat.

And I wait a second, you guys get on a plane and a tube and you're gonna go visit your friends and now you're giving me the coronavirus excuse not to have brunch. I think that I'm beginning to think it's something personal. I'm gonna leave it right there. I'm not gonna worry about it anymore. I just got feel your personal steak dinner. It really is. I feel like now you know how I feel. I just want to brunch with my parents. Just want to steak dinner from

you that you pay for. And my favorite part of this is the afterthought in inviting me to their house. This happened a few weeks ago. You'd be upset. See see you're an only child, so it may be difficult for you because I know because you getting I did every time. Well, yeah, imagine the family is having a barbecue or cook out, grilling, whatever you want to call it.

I call it barbecue on a Sunday. And as you're on the phone on a Saturday afternoon, as matter of factly, my mother says, as I'm hanging up, Oh, Anthony, by the way, yeah, what what's going on tomorrow? I said, oh, nothing, I might have some plans. Oh, because your brother Stephen and your sister Jennifer are coming over for a barbecue in the afternoon, you want to come. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. First of all, did

your mother actually say your siblings names? I am saying it. No, you, Dick, were we do a people that might not know who Jennifer and Stephen is talked about your siblings names and how they're not very Italian. Are your brother's name is Stephen? Some people might be listening for the first time. Patty, it's just the radio thing that we do. It's a setup, as I'm reintroducing, because you're in a sentence. Hey, you when you talk to your mother about your father, you

call your father daddy. He's like his daddy there. Yes, And the other way we talked to you all you goes mommy there. I don't know if your mother has a quirk and she's like, oh, your brother Stephen's coming. As if you had three brothers and you know, and for names if one brother wanted way the conversation went on the phone, is Stephen and Jennifer coming over? That's how it went. You. But for the sake of new listeners, you so I don't have to explain. I thought you

added conservation. Okay, so you added brother and sister. So people would know who Stephen and Jennifer. I thought you were adding Stephen and Jennifer to know who your brother and sister were. You see what I'm saying. No, she said Jennifer and Stephen. I could have just as easily changed it and say your brother and sister are coming over. That's what I thought you would have done, radio professional. But instead I thought your mother said, but I also want to name them by name. Do you call your

parts mommy and daddy? So how do I know your mother doesn't refer to your brother as your brother, Stephens, my sister and brother my sister. They have names and they should be known. But you don't have anyone else as a sibling. No, you know what your mom's But I could say, I could say I could say my kids any time and go you don't even give those names. But if I said my kids are coming, I don't

have to say what their names are. If if if we spoke to my wife and she said, oh, yeah, our kids are gonna be there, she wouldn't say my kid blank, my kid blanking, my kid blank. She just said my kids. So your brother and sister. Okay, go on, don't interrupt yourself. Going. You interrupted me, you did, that's your perspective going. So your mothers thought, I mean, so who's coming over? Your mother was last This is a couple of weeks ago, and I'm like, no, I can't

come to the barbecue. I missed it outright, But she gave you one day's notice, right, But I don't. Had we not had that conversation that day, I might not have even been invited. Mm hmm. Maybe she thought you might know that your siblings are going there, so she last minute like maybe like Jennifer was like, oh, I mentioned to you know, Anthony, which is your real name. I mentioned to Anthony that we were coming for the barbecue. Did you invite him? Oh? I better invite him? You

know how he gets it on. Maybe it was like bringing the grandkids party. And you know, I can't believe that they would just leave me out that way. Well you're you know, they probably figured you're out into club on a Sunday afternoon. Oh brunch, you brunch, don't you know? I know? But but my point is now this is now becoming a pattern of behavior, illustrating. I don't think I don't they they looked you for what you put

them on the radio. You make fun of them, you yell at them, and then and then, and my siblings bring them grandkids. You can't compete with that. And that's the other thing. My brother was bringing the baby, my sister's bringing newborn and my nephew Lucas as well. So right, they've already had forty years to be I'm not coming to the table with anything. Nothing. You're bringing nothing, bringing dessert right now, if you got at you brought a

cat in, that might give you something. As we talk about this, and you want you want to get a cat, right, but that would be weird, Anthony, bring the cat, but you would you would bring the cats so you didn't feel like you had nothing to do with right, the one that you you's got, you threw the tree to act. My brother got a corgy. Yeah, he's a corgy. You just know what it is, right, Yeah, it's colloquy. What what's what's the dog's name? Butters? Butters? Uh huh? Named

after anybody, just like butters. It's like from the South South butters. Sometimes that's like a butler name. By the way, you're testing me, did you think that I didn't know the name of my brother's dog. I wouldn't. I wouldn't put it past you not to know that this is true. I know you know the names of your nieces and nephews because you have to buy them stuff. Of course, Lucas and Niko and Jack. Right, Oh my right, Lucas, Niko and Jack. What's the oil change? Guys? Right? That's

manny Mo and Jack? Okay, same thing? But uh so so yeah, So I'm starting to feel slighted and I'm starting to take it personal. Did they just leave me out? They assume that I can't make it? Don't ever assume I can't make it. Don't you think that makes some time in my schedule to be there? I mean, but but but you see, you don't You don't really understand this because if your mother wants to hang out with you, she's gonna ask. My mother wants to have her kids

all I'm her kids are her kids, that's it. Plus she loves me, and I gave her three grandkids, so it's a win win for me. How often do the grandkids see? Not as much as she'd like, But she's a grandmother, so never enough. Then what the hell does she care? If she's got said? They never shot up. I said never, not as much as she wants. But grandparents want them all the time. Yeah, but she sees pictures of them and she gets excited, she hears stories.

She hang pictures on her refrigerator. She print them out, these pictures of the kids all over the all over the house. That's awesome. I don't have one picture in a frame. Do you have a picture of your parents in the house a frame? Yeah, you have any pictures? I have, like pictures that ended in two thousand and two and we stopped printing pictures. People still print pictures, dude. I know you're trying to be like, no, no, no pictures.

Being honest. It send you pictures to companies Walgreens, But do people Do people have pictures in their house anymore? Current pictures? You don't have a house. You've got in a part may have a total of like five six walls. I may have about three A family picture from that from the year two thousand and three. My ex girlfriend

is even in it. Yeah, that one on your one, Yeah, I know which one, and then I have it took a little your current girlfriend allow you to have a picture out with your ex girlfriend in the picture out because because there are three or four dead relatives in that picture as well, and my girlfriends photoshop that ship. Maybe I should put my current girlfriend, yeah, or get a cat and put the cat over the the picture. You can't have a picture of your ex girlfriend out

with your new girlfriend there. Who wants to see that? If you want over your if you went over your ex girlfriend's your current girlfriend's house, would you want to see her with like some guy on the piano? Like, not just the two of them, there's no reason for that. Well, what if they're together in the pictures surrounded by aunts and uncles you don't give a shit about. I don't care if there's an old if they'd listen to me.

If there's an old picture from like the nineties, where there are dead relatives in the picture, or there was some event that you went to that he was like, it was a time and place with all those people. I would have no problem, no problem going over the house and every time you're there, Well, he's part of the picture. Seeing a picture of a guy who may have had sex with your girlfriend, he's part of the picture. He is one point. He's not the picture, though he

doesn't define the picture. He just happens to be in a picture. That means that has a lot larger meaning. Yeah, it means he had sex with your girlfriend before you didn't as a picture to prove it. Wow, listen to you. You have no self esteem. I have self esteem. To you, that's not a self esteem is yes, it is who cares the passes the past. Now I wouldn't doesn't wash

off the boys quote. Guy, you can put that in a quote if the two of the if the two of them were like hugging and kissing and it's just the two of them, well, yeah, I'd be pissed. But that that's disrespectful. But the fact's head was on family, head was on his What if her head was on his shoulder? What if it was like I'm gonna marry this guy someday kind of picture. It's not my fault that I wasn't part of her life at that time, at that moment leaving the picture out, No, it's not.

I don't blame. I would not falter. What if she looks at that as happier days she wished she had that guy back, if that was the meme in the frame. But if that was a quote when the guy you loved is in the picture with your family? That's the meme. Dude, you should that's disrespectful. You should have your girlfriend's picture out because okay, but I have to now get one in print one. And you know what, I do have an empty frame that was meant for that, and I

never put a picture in and I should have. I probably should. The thing is, I don't. Is this the girlfriend right before your current girlfriend, big girlfriend, like the big one? Who the blonde? This the blonde? No, dude, that was the your longtime girlfriend. You you were like, she's the longtime girlfriend before your current longtime girlfriend. Yes, you can't do that? Why not? It's like, look I hook, I replaced you with Look who I look who you replaced that. I do have a frame that was meant

for the for an updated picture in a picture. But the thing is okay, okay, so here you don't have a picture of like you and your current girlfriend and your family. No, you know, but here's why I haven't printed. Let me tell you the last time I printed on a picture. The last time I printed out a picture, it was me and my Brooklyn boys, Brooklyn boys in you and the real Brooklyn boys, not don't don't get jealous that it's the real Brooklyn. The guys you hung

out with in Brooklyn. Who are your boys? Okay, your boys from Brooklyn boys. It was our trip to Boston, which was in two thousand four. Have you had sex with any of them? What? No, you could have experimented, Dick. What I'm saying is this and four we in two thousand four that we went to Boston, and that was the last time sixteen years ago. But the last time that I printed out a picture and put it in a frame. Ever since then, I have never printed a

picture because everything's been on our phones. Did you have a picture on your phone of your girlfriend and your whole family of yeah, I've got that. Yeah, you have a picture. You're saying I should print it and put it in a friend Yes, over the one that's currently with your ex girlfriend. But that one has a family. That one has dead relatives. How many dead relatives? Four? Are they? Are they very important? Are the dead their relatives? How could they not be the dead relatives in this

picture more important than updating the picture for your girlfriend? Like, who's more important? Well, then I want to just get another frame and another picture. But I'm not going to cover that one. So when you break up with this girlfriend, then you can get another. I think you never know. I don't wish it on you, but who what my question to you? It goes back to what I asked you at the top of this conversation. Who even takes

pictures and put some frames anymore? Nobody? It's over. You just did that thing we talked about three weeks ago. We had the word even into a sorry, who even? Who even? You know? Who does people who want their girlfriend's pictures. I'm just saying nobody. It's just it's a lazy thing. I think it's a lazy thing. You're too lazy to replace your ex girlfriend, even though you've replaced your ex girlfriend. I surrender. Throw in the white flag, alright, so we can do we can putting a picture up

next time we have a box. At some point, I'm gonna have to do that. I'm gonna have to take a picture at eleven years, twelve years, and I'm gonna have to print it to go to print it. Yeah, send it to the local store, drug store whatever. Walgreens such an archaic thought, but okay, I mean Walgreen's where we get our prescriptions doubt while you treat me for the corona. Uh so Um, I have a good customer service story and and a a failed customer service story,

and I can share those with you. So fresh pet, fresh pet is the food, the dog food that my my dogs like. They're the refrigerated, refrigerated stuff. Right, Let's face it, it's bougie dog food. It is. No, it's it's just it's fresh, it's moist, it's bouge tasty. If I was a dog I need fresh pet, you definitely would. Yeah, well, no, it's I'll tell you why it's not bougie. I'll tell you what. It's not bougie. So fresh Pets sent up, it ain't alpo. No Fresh Pet was kind enough to

send up a bunch of stuff. Here to the Morning show, Elvis's dog and Scotty's dog, a bunch of the dogs. Well, Elvis had left already and it was a weekend, So Scotty's dog doesn't eat fresh pet. My dogs eat fresh pets. So they're like, oh, why don't you take a d like most of it home with you? Well, the reason they dropped off stuff and they're not a client, they didn't I'm on. They have a new line of like a gourmet top end of Fresh Pet. It's like Fresh

Pets select something. It doesn't matter, don't tweat me. But they now sell like little cups of fruit and vegetables, and they have, um, you know, I go on my while I'm talking, go on my Instagram. You'll see the like six pictures ago, and you can tell me what the burgers are called. They now have chicken burgers and be burgers that look like grilled turkey burgers and regular burgers like chicken burgers. They look like human food. Okay, so my dogs loved them. On your Instagram, like six

pictures ago, you'll see, and I was zooming. I love the packaging. Yeah, I mean this could be mistaken for human absolutely. Now what's the brand on the steak burger and the turkey burger? Beef here something Fresh Pets. Something says Homestyle Creations Creations. Okay, all right, very good. So I don't right, Okay, So what I did was I tweeted at them at Fresh Pet and I said, hey, where do I find your stuff? So so they said,

we'll check the website as a locator there. So I go on the website and it says only locations anywhere New where I live for a hundred miles, only Whole Foods. Now, I don't go to Whole Foods at often, certainly not as often as my dogs need to eat. Plus, you know, Whole Foods is expensive. We talked, we talked about this entire thing on this podcast. I feel like I'm having right, right, okay, So I'm just I'm recapping. So I went and got it.

I went and got in the Whole Foods. Then on social media, right, so it's available at shop, write and talk, get everybody. So after the last time I spoke about this, which was I think last episode or two episodes ago, I tweeted at them and said, hey guys, just so you know, you told me it's only available the Whole Foods and it's available like it's everywhere, and then the price differential and all right, so I said I overpaid four dollars and they said, d M s. We'll get

take care of you now you're all caught up. So I d M to my address and yesterday, as as it turns out, I get an envelope from Fresh Pet with a little note that says enjoy Sorry, for the inconvenience. Uh our thank you to you and your pups. Good boys. They not to give me stuff for us. Boy, actually for much ship for us. Appreciate well. And I drew two dogs, the two dogs, So what did they get? Seventy five dollars in gift coupons for as much of

the food all I want five dollars. That's amazing. I overpaid four dollars and I you know a lot because I pointed it out, for a net total of seventy right, plus the gas and my time going to Whole Foods. But yeah, how great is that? So fresh pet stepping up to the bowl the doggy ball. Now on the other thing, I also we're doing free ship for us. Yeah, I want to slip in a free ship for us real quick. And then I'm gonna give you example of

a company that did not do the right thing. So on one of the I think March four, of the Elvis Sturan fifteen minute Morning Show, uh, he was yelling at Danielle Monaro from the elm Stran Show because you listen, and Danielle was eating my favorite cereal and the Serial Killers podcast has five boxes of cereal in the next studio. My favorite is Special K Chocolate Delight. I love it great. So Danielle goes in and of all the boxes of cereal, she takes the one Scotty personally bought from me that

I chipped in for. So I had some too. You had some too? Was like, well, then it became a thing. It's like, oh, bro he doesn't want us to eat a cereal. Fuck you, I mean because your bricks. I get it. So I would go back and listen to the March fourth podcast, but in the middle of the podcast, I pointed out that daniel gave up chocolate for Lent and she was eating my chocolate cereal lightning bolt struck. Well,

let me guess something happened. They heard it the shout out Eric and jen I believe their last name is uh boll Eric and jen Um. They know that they know of your love for chocolate d K and they sent me Chocolate Delight. They sent me a family size box of Special K Chocolate Delight with free dessert written on the box and Grammar Police written on the box. The good boys not to give me stuff, especially Brody.

First ship for me, second free for me. Aren't you going to share some of that special k. I shared the last box you weren't supposed to take, and you ate all my cereals. So so what did you do with this box of chocolate Ea, chocolate sugary k I brought at home? Do you pricks? Can't steal my serial? All right, so I told you about fresh pet now god, yeah, no, no, continued, I wanted to tell you about oral b Oh, the

toothbrush people. The toothbrush people. Now, maybe this will be the title of our episode, because if you put or in people, its Brody has an oral problem. They're talking right, So they make like twenty four different toothbrushes, plaque and totter and all in ones and action and all of these toothbrushes, and you know you can get him in soft and medium. Oh my god, is that spruce? Yeah? Now, nobody's like dropped like thirty pounds. Yeah, he's like wasting

away that guy. Yeah, yep, he's passed by the window. Yeah, he's wasted away Maugarityville. By the way, I got props of a bunch of our listeners for using George carlin uh in our in last months less episode. I'm very excited that people got the reference. They under who George Colin was anyway, So I like a particularly toothbrush. You have a toothbrush you like, Yes, the one that competes with Oral B and and it's going to be our new favorite toothbrush after this story. Okay, well that will

be the Sonic Care. Oh, the Sonic Care is a superior brush to the fucking Oral b. Okay, listen, Sonic Care is upscale. That's that's another level. That's the fresh pet of toothbrusces. Yeah, and don't I also like I've used quip. I like quip when I when I want to use It's fine, It's fine, But I'm saying for like every day just toothbrush. I've always did a thing with quip. Actually I do. I use quip on the go. I use quip for traveling, Yeah, traveling, it's yeah. Care

is my home base toothbrush. Do I need to hit the jingle? But what did I need the jingle? There not a sponsor. I'll get that jingle ready, but they could be. It sounds like Oral Bright. It's about to let me tell to scrub your fucking Let me let me tell tiles. Let me tell you about Oral by So the particular type I like by the way they go in circles. Right, the oral by brush, No, down the shaft. No, it's just a regular toothbrush. It's a coal bas a company. They make all types. Okay, I'm

thinking of this specific. They make the spinning ones. They make a spinning the regular toothbrush, the plastic ones that are like a couple of dollars they like five bucks. Anyway. The point is they make some of a smaller head, and they make some of the bigger head. When it comes to oral by, I like a bigger head, so they make like three or four, a bigger head. They like the wider They like the so some of them have a wider head, three or four. There's the ass. Now,

toothbrushes are available in soft and medium. You could accommodate a wider head in my mouth, No, but in the toothbrush. Yes. So they don't make firm anymore. Right, So technically you can't have a medium without a firm. They took away firm, then it's not Then then medium is firm. Right. Okay, Yeah, we're in agreement. I think right. Good anyway, So I

want to replace the toothbrush I have. I think I bought a four pack a couple of years ago, maybe a year ago, whatever, it was a long time ago, and I'm on the last one, all right, Okay, Now, I used to buy blue ones, and now most of them are like lavender and brown and silver like generic. Anyone can use the colors. They don't sell red and blue anymore that I could find anywhere. I'm sure they do.

Don't tweet me. Okay, here's the problem. For about a month and a half now, I've been trying to replace the toothbrush the style. I like one of three styles as long as they have the water head and a certain and blue would be nice. But I can't find it, and I want medium. You would think that medium was discontinued like the firm, and only soft is available. I went to Walmart's Soft doesn't. I went to multiple Walmarts, which is why I said Walmarts. I went to Targets.

I went to UH shop Rights. Nobody has the medium. I went on Amazon. Amazon has two sellers that sell the medium, but they're jacking it up like like there was a war, and these are the last ones in existence. They're like thirteen dollars twelve dollars a toothbrush. There's like a four pack for eighty dollars or something. I can't find the medium of the three styles with the waterhead that I like, So I go to I go to target Um last weekend and I go to the toothbrush again.

I go, you know what, I'm gonna try one more time because my toothbrush is falling apart practically. So I'm looking through. There's like, you know, like those little like spikes they put the toothbrushes on. There's like forty spikes of toothbrushes. Thirty of them are Oral B. So I'm looking behind them. I'm looking for a medium I can't and they're all brown. Who uses a brown tooth brush? Let me come on, it's not nine. That's not a color.

That's not a calornybody used for toothbrushes. I don't want to as having to do with blue, pink white. They're the worst colors from Moral B and that's all I could find on Amazon. And so they're all soft. And there's a girl in her twenties, very friendly, She very friendly, and he's like, excuse me, I had moved my cart, And you know, um, when you have all those spikes with the toothbrushes. When they fall, nobody puts them back. So there's the pile of toothbrushes at the bottom of

the display. She's going through the display. Now, I went through that pile the previous weekend and couldn't find my medium, cross action or all in one toothbrush that I wanted. So I'm going through all the spikes and she's going through the bottom. So I so it's this. This sucks. They don't carry the toothbrush I want. So I said, yeah, I'm having the same problem. She's I've been looking for months for my toothbrush. I said, uh, what are you looking for? I'm looking for the cross action or the

or the or the all in one medium. I said, Holy ships, so am I. The two of us have been looking at the same time, in the same place, but the same for the same film two So I said, I thought I was going crazy. She was, I've been to three targets, Walmart's online, Amazon. She's gone through the same thing I did. There we are in Target looking for the same toothprush is the Twilight Zone. It's one of those things. If like she was even close to my age and I was single, it would be like,

oh my god, we could share toothbrushes. Okay, but that's not the case. So we're both like looking, we help each other, can't find it whatever. So I decide to go online and I tweet oral B at Oralby and I said, Hey, ho world beat now coming off my win with fresh pet. I'm rolling, baby, I'm rolling. Everybody helps David Brodie out, Hula hands, help me out. You guys know you listen to the podcast. When I tweet them, they come through, psn G, Verizon, Samsung'll come through. So well.

The good companies come through, the ones that have great custom the service. So oral B writes me back within an hour. Hey, we want to help you with your problem, d m us. So I d M them and they say, hey, where do you live? I go, I'm in bad They're going to deliver it to your house. So I tell them the problem. I say, listen, I'm looking for these toothbrushes in the medium. I go through the whole story. I tell about the girl in the store. I go,

it's unbelievable. Your mediums aren't available anywhere. So they go, where do you live? Get what's your zip code? I give my zip code and this is what they right. So so they said, h oh um, we we're gonna track down where in your area. Yeah you can get it. You don't know not where you can get it. We're gonna track down where in the area stores have sold it. So I right back and I go, hey, guys, can't

you just send me some toothbrushes? This is what they write back to me oral By at Oralby, we don't have any products here that we can send through the mail. Our where to bite tool on our website shows that Walmart has sold these brushes in the last thirty days. So hold on this more to it. But okay, let's stop there. So Walmart had them a month ago. Why are they telling you that that's only gonna enrange you? And you don't know if they have them there now?

So you want me to go back to the Walmart. I already told you I went to someone else bought the one you had, and now you want me to go back. So they go, but since you've already tried there, which by the way, you see that look up close, they used the wrong there, so funk you are will be They use T H E I R. So that that means it's not a stock response. I mean, somebody's actually writing yes. But since you've already tried th h E I R, we don't want to make you search

there again. Now they use the right there in the same sentence. We've reached out to our team to see what the status with the particular brushes are um. In the meantime, we do have several other medium bristol brushes we'd recommend giving a try, and can be found on this link. If you have any questions, please feel free to let us know. So they sent me a link to their website that shows me pictures, pictures, pictures, because

you could brush your teeth with pictures. They showed me pictures of the toothbrushes I can buy if I could find them in a store where I've already established. Scary that they aren't in the store. So, hey, brody, loyal customer, here's a list of other toothbrushes your stores are out of. In case you didn't find the cross action, here's a bunch of other models we have. And by the way, here you might like here's some pictures to d antilize

you with. At the same time, here are some other models that, Hey, you thought you were only out of the models. I want to click the link now here on the I'm gonna click it's here, they say. So let's see what what models I could try to find? Okay, in medium, Oh, I could save up the three dolls trust, the in most Okay, the all in one, that's the one they told me that can't find a retailer. The Pulse are they're out of that? Uh, the pro Health

Vitalizer Advanced. Guess what those stores don't have it. Oh, you also might be excited to not find the Compact Clean toothbrush. Oh, pack up the lunch for the day, spend your time at Target looking for the Superior Clean. They're out of that one. Maybe you'd like the three d white Lux pro Flex. They obviously don't know good customer service. So not only aren't they gonna send me any, but they've told me what. We're a store that had

them thirty days ago. And then here's a link in case I couldn't go to their website and find them myself. What idiots of other toothbrushes that aren't in the store. Here's a chance for them to make it right. If any of those toothbrushes were in the store. Wouldn't I have bought them? Wouldn't I have said, there's a wide head medium, I'll buy that one. In my email to them, did I say you have other? Do you have any other models I might look for? On the thirty pegs?

I already looked at your fox. Fuck you in the mouth. How about that where the bee stands for bullshit? Oral bullshit? Are we letting him in? I think spruces here hang out and Spruce on the loose. I missed you, my man, I missed you, just you, just man. Second, I missed you first of all, jazz hands we got, oh yeah, we tried to shake hands there and he gave me the didn't even give me a fist bump I did. Why don't you scared? How say give me some skin? Bro?

And its Corona environment. I can't skin. You can't give me some skin. How's it going, guys, it's going? I have Spruce's song, we do, But I wanted the first tell you scares running the boy? Tonight you done the job. I'm doing an awesome twenty minutes of my damn jingle. Hey hey, first of all, you just made the room smell better from walking. It smells so good. And I said, and I saw you walking outside before, and I'm like, dude, I'm like, is that spruce. I'm you're wasting away. I

mean in a good way. You look I look good. Okay, thank your secret. It's an old secret, I think. Um, I think I got I lost weight originally the old fashioned way this summer. Yeah, I got sick. Yeah, And my doctor said, you know what, blessing in disguise is actually the way you need to be. I had some medication problems and I was dehydrated severely. One thing about dehydration is you lose you lose your appetite. Yeah, I don't want to for a while. This is bad. I

don't I don't want to. I don't want to. Then. Actually, it's not a compliment anymore for me to say. He said, he looks good now. But you don't have to remember. Saw me one time when I was actually smaller than No. No, this spruce went through a couple of weeks where he looked like like a bag of bones with a with a with a sheet over him. Oh my god, but I'm back to like two hundred and seven pounds. I was like one I got down to one nineties six

that was the lowest. Seven ft five is weird. You know what, it's a double it's it's kind of like a bitter sweet compliment that. But yeah, you do look amazing right now than you whatever, however, you got to this point. You look great, and the problem is trying to stay here now. Sound Night, he Spruce of the Kiss, classic Deuce. How many songs do you think rhyme Withold Spruce? Don't tweet me, don't tweet tell you what. I don't

think anybody knows what song that even came from. That's bullshit, because the last time you questioned me, people tweeted seven people listen that the count. I've never heard that seven. You know that song? Okay, okay? When I get the two Soper Police, that was Chief Trek. Because for the dream Police, I'm using song just because I know the

lyrics fit. They give him an intro. What's difference? You're that hair guy from the eighties hair band kisses in ahead, by the way, genius that songs from the seventies, and it's not a hair kisses in a hair band. We're gonna depet you just kissing I would say they were slightly hairband glamy in the in the eighties when they took their makeup off from eight three to ninety six. Anyway, I get bed taste in my mouth when I started talking about kiss songs. You don't like kiss the funk

out of here? Man, Look at me? Look at look at him? What does that mean? Look at you? Because he's no, yeah, you know what this is scary? I got more music. I got hold on. I got musical taste in common with spruceing. No, you don't challenge hold on, Spruce? Hold on? What kind of music do you think Spruce like? Scary? Don't say that word Spruce, because I know what he listens to? Country music. No, that's cut scary. What kind of songs do you like that you think you have

in common with Spruce? Dance music and pop and hip hop and R and B. I like, you know, you know, some alternative music for the nineties and two thousands, And you think Spruce listens alternative music and you just think you listen to the hip hop and R and B. I think he listens to all of it. What do you love? No, no, no, no, no, no, Like what's his favorite? What you like, who did your favorite? You know, because don't answer Spruce because you knew Dan well when

you said it. You you think you a street You think like I listen to hip hop and R and B like my man, Spruce. What I'm trying to say is, yes, I know you're trying to saysical taste is so far out there out there. Guarantee out there you don't listen to one artist that sold more albums and kiss I guarantee, So what I mean out there? I guarantee I have more music in common with Spruce than I do a Protie I did because that's because you don't like what

I like. Because Prodie ship is way out my ship, way out there, way out, Spruce, what do you hold on? Let's lett's listen. I'm naming some bands. I like the Who that's way out there. Guns and Roses is way out there. They're not I mean those are okay. Name one at you like that sold more records than Guns and Roses. What what DJ that? You like? The Beatles? That would be me and you. I like the Beatles. That's a push. That's a push. That's a push. You can't take a rock band and compared to a rock

like all our the Beatles? So do I scary? That's the point. Who is Spruce's favorite guy? What do you? What were you doing? No? No No, no, no, you tell us scary? I think I think you should, my man, I'm not even I'm not even in it. I'm been and I'm not in it. Are you a fan of like uh Grateful Dead? No? No, he's not you. You're not a Grateful Dead guy? Are you? You're a dead head? Ask him? What does this mean? You're a dead head? If you like the Grateful Dead? Yeah? What what do

you love? Maybe you like to ask him if he likes the Rolling Stones? No, no, assume he doesn't. I'm assuming you're not a Stones fan. I like the Rolling Stones? If you love them, though, what was your favorite band of all? Tell him what's it? Will take a gap? No, you give him get No, you're leading me down a rabbit hole. Usually take the bait. Come on, it's fun down the whole. You seem to know my music, Spruce,

you need okay, So take a guess. Bill, tell you I know his favorite Bron't tell you I know he likes good. Tell hm who likes Brodie'll say it and I won't even disagree with him because he knows do I Yeah, I'm not going there, so go ahead, just really saying Dave Matthews band. Guess what, I love Dave Matthews band, but I hate Kiss so there. But you didn't know that was his favorite band? No, I didn't. But my point was I could guarantee I have more

musical I have more music. He likes Bruce Springsteen. I don't love Bruce Springsteen. You like Billy Joel. I like the Boss he does like Bruce Springsteen. He's moving out in John Guy than Billy Joel. Now who are you thinking is his favorite? Biggie Smalls? Who did you think it was his favorite? No? I never said I never because the look on your face when I'm naming rock bands, he was ready. He was ready to tupac me. Yeah, he was like Spruce Definitely. I am. I right, dude,

you never rock the bells in the eighties. I know I rocked the bells in my radio and I Need Love and all those uh songs. But you're saying who my favor like song writers favorite? You know? Come on, okay, see that that's the problem with David bro Did you know Spruce is a big fan of Death Leopard. You are. That's awesome plus some sugar. Oh me, you're more like Brodie than I thought. Yeah, human, I just normal. Brody was trying to get me to say things that we're

gonna like, like, make me look like a racist. I wasn't. But you say, I know I've got more in common musically. It's Spruce, And then he said I like him. But that's an example the stuff that you assumed, the stuff that you pursue isn't. Brody is usually a little like this guy, Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitar pers People like, I can't relate to that, that's you. I can't relate to the the DJs you listen to that just go to clubs and hit the play button on

their MP three player. That's bit. It's whatever. But I don't criticize your music. I like artists, You like performers. I do. I like people that write and create and play their own instruments. You like people that program their own music, and that's fine. Program who's your favorite? Don't say Beastie Boys, that's a good question to you. Who I mean was scary? Who's your favorite artist you would go to? Aus of you two is great? Who I love you too? See that's what I said, found what

I'm looking for. Home gets to share that with push push push? Who else? Um, because you're not a you two guy. No one looks I like Zeppelin now you're like you just I have some black friends, you just like I have some rock friends. I love. I love rock fan Zeppelin, big fan, A huge, big fan. H four What album? What album is Houses of Holy On? Oh? It's not on house with its physical graffiti? Question questions going to get Yeah, all right, what album is Houses

the Holy On? So anyway, all right, well you're here and um, oh you know what, let's talk a little let's talk a little basketball. A lot of people there are a lot of people are upset with Rudy Gobert. Rudy Gobert. Gobert Gobert plays for the Utah Jazz. Now here's what here's the thing you don't may not for

today about Rudy Gobert. Last week at a press conference which is circling on on Twitter right now, he did the press conference and then he touched all the microphone and then touched the counter and touched everything and then waved to the reporters and walked out like I'm gonna spread coronavirus. And then in the locker room, apparently he went around everybody's locker room, was like, spread coronavirus, and

he touched everybody. He was jokingly doing this. Yeah, you know because a week ago the coronavirus is a sham media. He was one of those. He was like, ha ha, Well now he's tested positive for coronavirus. Yes, and so has his teammate Donovan Mitchell, who was one of the guys that he was touching his face and NBA canceled the rest of their season while they've postponed it because he's funny. What are they gonna do. They're gonna play it in August. Now they're not going to do that. No,

they may go right to the playoffs. They don't know what they're gonna do. They may play with empty room. But you can't think about basketball, which is different than a lot of sports, is that those guys are shirtless, like I mean, sleeveless, and they're sweating on each other and rubbing and banging. You play football, the very intimate sports football, same thing, but you can wear sleeves, I guess. But basketball, you're sweating on each other. There's no helmets,

is right. Hockey they were in helmets. They're banging each other against the boards and all, but they're covered. But like a baseball, baseball, you know, might slide, but not really, you know, but basketball is like this sweaty you know. A lot of players Crusal backed me up on this. Some players back in the day were known for deliberately not wearing deodorant so that their pits would stink. So when they put their arms up to block a shot or take a shot, the opponent would be like, oh,

and they would distract them. They did that on purpose, That's what I just said. They would deliberately they would use the stink factor to get an advantage. Stow. Yeah, I had no idea. Under well he found them with some stink. So yeah. So so look, everybody probably has a friend who was like, look at me, coronavirus, I'm spreading it. Ah, well, this guy got it and he's on video doing that to people, like and he had it, and now he's got it. He's got it. Now the

whole league is shut down. And Lebrons said he wouldn't play if they did. Uh yeah, fanless basketball game really because he's driven by the fans. He said, I'm a he said, I'm a player and an entertainer. He said, I'm not gonna do. I won't play. There's nobody. But why play if there's no one to watch it? The months? Getting millions of dollars? Yeah, but he's getting paid to win, so his fans are happy and people are gonna still watch on TV. It's not like they're not going to

see the game. But a lot of the money, though is ticket sales. Yeah, but that's the owner's money. Lebron gets paid regardless. But like like like the the March Madness, the college tournament, they're going, they're playing with you talking, they play with crowds. You're talking about like kids who may never play in front of the crowd again when they graduate. If they don't get into the proces and the colleges that can lose money. The Rena is gonna

lose money. And the fans have waited ald you know. Anyway, My point was, Rudy, Rudy Gobert got go bear. It is that it needs to go home. And uh, but now the video people are hating on him on Twitter now they're like, you fucking idiot, look what you did. Yeah, it's one thing to be like, oh man, I feel bad like people are like only affected Donovan Mitche who was actually the real star. So people on Twitter like, hope Tom Hanks gets better fast, Rudy Gobert, Tom Hanks

and go bear rapport. That's what that is. Oh so switching the switching the subject. And I came into a weird thing the other night the morning, actually I came into actually it was actually the sleeve of your jacket where nice comeback. By the way, speaking of music, music, we like at some point after your story, remind me to talk about Richard Marks and how he owned the internet yesterday. Okay, we'll do that, but no, but tell me about you came into something weird morning. I came

into the couch. It's a weird situation. I was up with Woodberry Commons. It's a outdoor outlets. Yeah, but I stopped in a place. I don't know how it pronounced. The damn thing. It's lapon CULTI don it's pronounced Goberton John, It's it's it's spelled like quotition to take q u O team. You've seen it. It's not oh, it's it's uh. I called the Lacroix store, the Lacroix. It's like the Quala. Yeah,

well anyway, it's the Don Quixote starts cusingly. It's lapon quote don and and and we sat down and we had breakfast, me and a buddy of mine, and I can I can I get a coffee? Like there's a clothing star. So lady comes with with no, there's no saucer, just a cup with no fucking handle on it. But isn't isn't a cup with no handle, no bowl? Yeah? So it was scalding hot. It was. It was it was a coffee. It looked like a coffee cup, but there was no handle and it wasn't broken. It was

just no handle. You didn't, No, No, this was a ceramic cup. It was we eat eating in and this was made us like it was ceram And usually it comes with a cup and a saucer with a handle on it, right, that's how you drink that had it broken off strung. No. I looked at the next table because I'm like, is this a mistake? Did they serve me in the wrong uh, you know. No, that table over there, that table over there, they had coffee, same thing. It was filled to the to the rim, the rim,

rim with brim, with no handle. So I'm like, this is fucking ridiculous. I mean it because a coup without a handle is a souper bowl. Did you order a latte because sometimes you order like a latte that given the latte bowl. I wanted a coffee, regular black coffee. Look at Spruce. I happened to turn it. I'm looking all over the room. You look right at Spruce. You're just joda. You just cough? Did I didn't you just cafe?

I did it. I was looking American right to the left, to the right, right to the left, because I was looking at both of you, and it just so happened. When I said the word black, it was my turn to look at Spruce. It was should turn. You went like this, I'm gonna I'm gonna hit the mic when your head turned. So I had coffee. It was black. Yes, if you're like, it's okay if I say black, I ordered. Do you want your coffee black? You can show your

woker and American. I'm woke. I wanted my coffee black Hey Hey Spruce black coffee mat picture right left right to Spruce Brodie Spruce. Can you say did you say white left? I said, I said, I said I ordered. I ordered a regular American black coffee while I was listening to my man two pots. The point is I picked it up and it was hot, and I'm picked up with two hands and I'm sipping it like like soup. What is this like a thing? Like why are people

even trying to serve coffee? What would it have hurt them to serve you with something with a handle? Buy cups with handles. You're in a we have a coffee cup. I mean it's also dangerous. You can burn the hell out of your hands, your mouth anyway, Lapon when you eat in and one of their places they serve your coffee with with no handles. I just found that bizarre. Okay. And the ages where guys like Brodia walking in looking the sup for fucking anything? Yeah, oh are you saying

that because I'm Jewish? Yeah, Sue, if you burn you if you're burning, if you burned your fingers, you would if you burn your fingers, because I wouldn't be stupid enough to pick up a bowl with my hands, and I thought it was burning hot. The point is, if your point is you just you just you just majewed me again. You're like, oh, you would sue, you know I wouldn't you would sue that. I'm sewer. I would get free dessert out of it. I go up and I want to. I want to. I want a gift card.

You say, like McDonald's thing. No, he McCafe. You McCafe like when remember when you beard him when I was talking about the baseball team called the called forty five, and you were like, you're a fan of the cold. How could he like Matthews band? Okay, you're Mathews guy. Can I tell you another? Can I tell you how I know that my man, my man Skier here is slightly racist. I'm not racist. Okay, So I'm the Lisa. My car is up, okay, and I at lease my

my Dodge charger. Every three years I get a new one because truthfully, to buy it is crazy expensive for me. I can't afford the monthly payments if I buy it. So you lease it. It's almost affordable. My car like, and it's a Dodge, it's nice. I get it with some options it's a good car. So every three years they have like a color palette, like these eight colors are available, and on the years my lease isn't up,

there are other colors available. So like let's say in two thousand fourteen, I got a charger in two thousand fifteen and they came out with like purple and green, and sixteen they came out with like an electric blue called B five blue, so I wanted it. Then in seventeen when my lease was up not available, I had to go back to get a black car because they don't like any of the orangine like any of the colors. So I've had a black Dodge charger. You oh, eight eleven, fourteen,

and seventeen, same car. I take the rims off the car, put them on the new car, so it looks basically the same. So I've had the car now it's two twenty, so for twelve years as I've been driving a black Darts charger with the same rims. Okay, this year my car is up for renewal and they've released two new colors,

an indigo blue, really nice dark blue. Blue blue is always my color, but blue has never been available that I liked it had a shitty blue and a color called frostbite blue frost bite, and I got to say, it's a beautiful color, so frost So it's a little darker than the be five blue. I like, I'll get to a point like your board by So I pull up a picture of my car, the light blue frost bite and the dark blue. I said, scary, do me a favor. I'd love your opinion. Look at these cars

and tell me which ones you like. I pull up the dark blue, I pull up the medium blue, and I pull up the black. The car I drive now, He says, it's between the two blue cars, the two blue right there. I said, well, I'm not sure. I have to go see them, you know, in person. Them and I look the same. I may just get the car I have because, yeah, I hate the black, I said, what he's I hate the black. I've always hated the black. Black show dirt, black cars, dirt dirt. I said. So

he goes, definitely, don't get this. Definitely don't get the black one. It's I hate it. So I said, dude, I've been driving IF for twelve years. He goes, yeah, how does it make me racist? It's black? You don't like my black car because, as I said, it's impossible to keep a black car clean because the sliders, the fallers leave them when they're young. What are you saying, no, Because it's it's filth and dirt and dust and grime shows up more on a black car than any other color,

like horsted, white, anything. So you're saying the white cars stay cleaner. Yes, see what I'm saying. You say, no, no, no, this shows it doesn't show up here. Don't look, a lot of great men broad history have been racist. Don't worry. You're telling me, you're telling me scary that black dirt shows up more on a black car than a white car. Dirt is not black. Dirt is not black. Dirt is every other color. I'm telling you, Jayne, it's impossible. John

Wayne was a racist. Yeah, get a great actor, Gibson, Gibson, Yeah, good actor. They're not. They're not. I'm not racist, though Braveheart was insane. Spruce, you have to realize I'm not. I'm not. I'm not racist. Okay, I'm regular guy. So I just like I do. You do like hip hop. I thought that's true. You're gonna say no, but I refrained because I'm not racist, all right, but I will say this, I do have an affinity for blue cars. My last five cars that were blue. Okay, so that's

why I wanted the outlow blue. That's a that's a pretty blue. It's an indigo, Indigo, sorry, Indigo, A little hint. All right, we gotta take a quick break here and coming up as soon as we call you out on the coffee, we gotta take a break and scary you like sticking around these parts. Yeah, and by the way, I'm messing around. I recused myself from calling your racist. I don't believe me. I don't believe you are. And I thank you. And I didn't think you were calling me.

Why can you can you because Spruce, you're not a computer guy, per se, right, can you can you tell our listeners what part of the computer you think is a problem why I crashed during our podcast. The crash we had to stop and clean out. We had to fix the computer. So what what part did you say? I need to be cleaned out? The hard drive? No? No, what a C the c C A h oh, the oh, the the cash, the cache whatever that is. It's not the cache, dude, it's the cash. You know, casche is

when you have cloud and get you into clubs cache. No, no, you need cash to get into Yeah, so I have to I have to have to off air grammar police you because you're like, oh man, do you have to cache a No? No, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna play the grammar, can I can? I just okay, you want to hear something that that wellus, okay, you can do, but doing favor because I want to wrap that's very qu I want to wrap this up with having a problem buying a car. We're talking about my car. I

want to I'll end on it. I'll end on dealers. How do you feel tell me about your coronavirus issues? Um, no, this is not my problem. This is more just have a coronaviry. Got into a fight in a doctor's office yesterday. So I'll tell you my story after you. He is not a story. He's very quick and he's got a public servant and oh no, no, I understand. Yeah, you know, yeah, this has been going on, and I think people should you know, and I know people drive when they listen

to this. And we should also talk about that guy who's telling you what to do on on social media. That guy's a fuck that But this is very quick people, and this is a real problem. People are starting to cancel ubers because the drivers look like they may have coronavirus. They look terrible. They's terrible. It is terrible, it's awful. They look like they may have corona. What does that look like? It looks Asian, it looks like No. Truthfully,

they shut down Italy the virus profile. It's a news it's a news story that a lot of a lot of Asian drivers are getting their their rides. Can't they're American now, someone trying to convince you, right, But I'm saying, if you're if you're listening and you've done that, don't be a douche. How about the guy in New York subway who sprayed for breeze and first of all, for breeze just makes his close smell lovely. Another story today

with someone someone said, where's your fucking coronavirus mask? And someone poured some ship on some woman. I don't know. That's terrible, terrible anyway. But when the doctor's office, Yeah, I'm in the doctor's office yesterday. I'm fine, just a routine little thing. Um, But there was a woman across from me who was wearing gloves inside, and she was with a friend of hers and another woman a little to the left. It was like a square of chairs.

And so the one woman with the glove says to her friend the friends to a woman the gloves, so you're taking this thing pretty seriously, She goes, I can't. The woman with the gloves say is I can't for it to get sick. So this other woman, well, well well I'm gonna just let's call her Maria. Look like you could be a Maria. So Maria says to to the glove lady, Oh, you've got nothing to worry about.

It's all being overblown by the media and because you know, and the flu kills this many people and blah blah blah, and she's going down the I tweeted about this yesterday. She went down the list of every falsehood about the coronavirus outbreak, every false story, every Facebook post, every you know, every you can get and you can you just have to and the end to day and I read and I heard, and nobody's died. And it's a big media. They're just doing it for the ratings of blah blah, blah.

So this woman turns her and goes this door. Um, I'm eighty years old and I have cancer. I could die if somebody sneezes on. So do me a favor. Don't freaking tell me it's a hoax, because people who are like me in my age and six, they're dying all over the world. And so she looks at me and she goes, can you believe this? Another one's fallen for it? Now? She picked the wrong one with me, baby. So I look at her and I said, so you're telling me, you're telling me that the media is making

it up. Okay. So the media in America is why Italy completely shut down. The media in America is why Ireland canceled their St. Patrick's Day, the St. Patrick's Day parade in Ireland. Yeah, I said, there's people dying, and I ran. Do you think I Ran cares about our media? Is that what you think? Right? Do you think South Korea cares about the ratings in our country for the

news networks? That's what you think. So this woman here, who's going through chemotherapy, who's on the top of the list who should not be around coronavirus, she didn't have to worry about it because you've assured her that it's the media and not to work. So when she dies at a funeral, they can say it was the network's fault for reporting this, that it was their fault. So she just went and she said, and just starts mumbling to herself like I'm I also am listen. Uh you

listen to the podcast. I know you didn't come here for a coronavirus expertise. We are not experts and coronavirus. I'm not gonna give you. I'm not telling you what you should do. Wash your hands, don't want you. I'm not telling you anything. All I'm saying is you maybe shouldn't tell the woman on going through chemotherapy that it's no big deal. When the entire world is taking When the NBA, on the day the NBA suspends their season, the NHL is about to suspend this Major League Baseball

is talking about not starting, the whole world. The smartest people on the planet are saying, caution, we gotta pay attention here, right you, Maria probably don't know more than them. Up trying the funk up, Maria, but we're at a doctor's office. I'm trying, like not to like cause a scene and like so people are turning around now like other because you know the way doctors office is some chance go this way. Some people are doing the old

who's arguing about what? And they're they're looking at me and they give me the nod, they give me the yeah you like, I don't want to. They don't want to yell Maria, but they're like, go get her, man, go get what an idiot like, So just don't don't be that person that that's not spouting off about what you're going to be the doctor. You're smarter than everybody because you have a fea saw Facebook post or you're so someone uninformed and uneducated talking about how it's it's

not a thing. It's look, it's not it's not like flying cancer. You're not gonna like God dead, you know, but it's it's not you know anyway, My point was not Maria, that was all. And I hope the lady with the cancer and having an Instagram battle with somebody, Oh yeah, you Spruce. You're not on social media, so you know what people have been asking for your Instagram and you know, I know I know that you don't have one or Facebook and you're probably better rough for it.

I bet you have more patience and you have a lower blood plush pressure because honestly, dude, sometimes these people, man, they just let's say this, Um, I get to write what I want to write on social media. I get just say what I want. My thoughts and my opinions are mine, my own. What people don't realize is that if they disagree with you, they don't have a right to then come after you at your job. We'll tell

you you have a right to have an opinion. So uh, Elvis's husband, Alex posted something that was very unfavorable towards the New York City mayor build the Blasio regardless of what and again I'm not a political guy, but regardless of what you think of him, I have a right to say what I want the same way Alex had. You know, the same way too. You know, he wanted

to put a disparaging picture and comment. And by the way, I agree with h Okay, that's is I call him Mayor Dilusio and and everyone that people have adopted that. Now we're not getting into politics. The issue is I do not I have an unfavorable I agree with Alex, I have and Scary went on to Alex's page. Alex is not on this show. I supported out and he said, I agree with you basically pretty much. You have the snowflake jingle ready, Yeah, I do. I do have it.

So while you're looking, I'm just gonna fill in the blank for you haven't ready, so I was gonna read you Verbat him, Yeah, I like to here, hold on before you finished, I interrupt. I just looked at the clock. I'm just gonna say, yeah, hold on. I cannot do the card dealership story today, but I will do it next episode. I will just I want to do one social media story when you're done, and then we'll get out of here. We'll give you know, Okay, So he

some guy on his page, Ryan could call him out. Ryan, what you want? Okay, you just just stop, will you? We get it. There are more important things to post. And then you know, the people go back and forth with him. You know, there's a little bit of jostling by the way, the people on Alex's page. He says, it's just that now is at the time, let's worry about this virus. He is at least handling this well. And I right back the Lazio is the virus. Wow.

That didn't sit well with Ryan, who writes, yes, uh, there are He writes, there um scary Jones, pure class as always alienate listeners. That's smart, and I right back, funny just yes, I was being funny. That was me more more joking around. If those of you not sure that was scary being funny alien listeners. I said, look at this threat, my friend, this pos mayor has taken every step to destroy this. Okay, what I've heard, these are my opinions whatever, and and furthermore, we are not

a news media outlet. We are encouraged to voice our subjective opinions. So I'll be damned if I hold back my thoughts on of all places, a social media platform, right, And then he writes back, ah hey, and he ats me. Any professional would, especially when you are an on air personality. Sorry,

but you are wrong, too bad. Here at Elvis Durand show like he copies Elvis and at Elvis Durand doesn't put a stop to this, And then he goes on to sales as if he thinks the host of our morning show is gonna derail and keep us from saying how we feel about real life, and then I like, he's our father exactly. And then I right, look, put a stop to what I'm like, you know, because he says you Elvis would have put a stop to this

podcast long time ago. And I said, again, did you even hear you know whatever we were talking about on the radio? No? We all pretty much okay, But that's not the point. What you fail to understand is I'm not a journalist or a reporter writing objective news copy. I am a human being with the same rights as you and can freely express my thoughts and opinions regardless of whether you hope the radio police should muzzle me

or not. What do you do for a living? Do your social media posts represent your company or just you? That's a brilliant line, by the way, when that comes. But the point Brodie was and at the end of the day, people need to understand that what we do on the radio and what we do here on this podcast you may not agree with, we have every right

to it. This is no different than you going on your Facebook page or social media post and saying what you want and expressing yourself creatively, creatively or even subjectively. Because we are not this is not an informational piece. This isn't like a news ordan let sir, but his his other thing. And let's say he works for a bowling out everything this goes for every time, not just right that guy. Say that guy works in a bowling alley or is a car mechanic a restaurant. He could

say whatever he wants. That doesn't represent the company. Now, if he says something racist, the company might fire him from being racist. But we don't have to have opinions that are in line with our morning show. Our political views may not be in line with our audience. But then don't follow us, or or take it with a grain of salt. There are celebrities. This guy doesn't follow

me anyway, so I don't give a fund. Well, he's a snowflake, but he's gonna ge upset because you don't like Look, no, no, no, I was put I was getting it ready. Snake jingle, No no, I guess you don't need it too late. You're gonna play the snow jingle It's snowing on Alex's page, Alex a car zoo follow a cr r zoo that Elvis's husband Alex on Instagram. Give it big, big, Happy, Uh, have a happy day

to Bryan Michael NYC. Al Right, so I would like to give up Sparently only his opinion counts, right, I would like to give a special shout out UH to someone who falls mean Instagram, and I'm sure they look. I'm not mad at this person. I just want to read to you what they said and what my response was. I posted a picture of the shelves at Target. Now, the shelves at Target are empty, completely empty, devoid of toilet paper. And you can see in the picture there's

all there's some like wipes on the shelf. You can clearly see it used to be the toilet paper aisle. Right, it's all the paper towels, toilet paper is gone. And it's the corner. It's you could see it's the last aisle because you can see the other side is the corner of of Target. Okay, so I put up coronavirus stocking up. Is clearly coronavirus stocking up. UH is clearing the shelves at Target. So Sue, whatever writes, probably just cleared the shelves to put Easter item up. Just stop,

just just stop. So, in other words, she obviously doesn't see that everyone is posting pictures of Costco and b J's and all their stores where the toilet paper is gone, gone from a lot of places. So I wrote back and I said, yeah, Target is well known for selling Easter toilet paper, right, like I guess they like she said, you just just stop, stop trying to like add to the fake virus thing. No, no, no, no, I'm pointing out that people are hoarding toilet paper. But I'm not

like trying to like make more of a story. I'm just pointing out the story. I would just stop. They're probably clearing the shells of Easter. It's my target. I go there all the time. Yeah, Karen, the Easter stuff, the Easter sea, the easter stuff is the candy aisles there. You know, any target you go to hold on you is the one who calls the police because you're black. Yes, that's Karen. Google Karen in society, Google Karen in for

pop culture. Nextbecue, it's always Karen. Next time you're flying a kite and they arrest you for Karen. Okay, I'll scary will explain to you what it's like to be black in the Okay, So if you know you go to Target, you know your target, right, you know to your target. You know that the clothing is there and the dog food is there. You know it's always the same in your target. I know where the candy in

the easter stuff is in my target. It's on the right by the outdoor stuff, but the barbecue girls, the candy, the school supplies, the seasonal area. I know that on the left is the glad tupperware, the bags, the sandwich bags, the toilet paper, the paper plates, the paper goods. I know where that is. So when that's empty in my target, don't tell me it's the easter candy isle. Okay, alright,

moving on. Uh. Today on the show, we were talking about Elvis was Nate was complete raining that rock stars are wearing pearl necklaces now that that's a new fashion session. So we're talking about pearl necklaces, pearl necklaces. Sometime, I want to say in this in the eighties, someone decided sexually that a pearl necklace was a sexual term referring to the neck area of a woman and fluid that might be pearl color. Leave it at that. No, don't leave it at that. I don't want to say it.

Somebody knows what it is the band pearl Jam is named after that, the jam that looks like pearls the ejaculate of a man around a woman's neck. Are you saying the man mustard? Yeah, the baby, the man, The man's okay. Keep in mind, Keep in mind, we have known what a pearl necklace refers to since we were all kids. How do you not We must have gotten thirty text mess just you guys know you guys, do you know you go on Urban Dictionary search prolace. Do you guys know it's when a guy blah blah blah

and blah blah blah, it's pro necklace. Yeah, yeah, we're adults. We know what you think. You hear, Hey, look if you if you hear a term, like a new term, right, like hey, man, you guys know what stunt means? Like you know what like like Karen Karen. That's part of if there's a new term that twenty one year olds are using, like you're like or hip hop guys are using, like what does that mean? Understood? Like did you know that that's a new friend? But pearl necklace? This song

is fire. It's like there's people I'm not gonna say who, but there's a guy in the world. It always goes who knew? Whenever that guy on television says who knew? Everybody fucking knew but you. But he says who knew because he wants to make it like it like nobody knew, so won't look bad he didn't know. You know what I'm talking about anyway? But my point is what you think. But it's such a common eighties reference. There's no way we could have gone through life and not come across right.

Did I say that? The last thing I want to give on social I want to give props speaking in the eighties, and then I gotta leave. I want to give props to Richard Marks. Richard Marks is a is a singer who had a bunch of hits in the in the late eighties. And he still puts out music like right and and uh and and hold on to the Nights get a bunch of hits. His debut album was massive. Anyway, He's still tours. He plays on like

adult contemporary music. You know those stations when people listen to the doctor's office that plays pop music without the hip hop, does you know anyway? Right? So, Richard Marks is very political, Okay, we can't play until it gets to the course. Turn turn it down until we get to the course. So Richard Marks also happens to lean very politically one way, but that's neither you know that. So he tweeted something because people he's a grammar guy

like I am, and he tweeted, I don't care. He wrote, if you're a trumpkin or a burner meaning whatever side of the year, Bernie fan, you're trump fan whatever, he said, Yeah, it's and Google has been a thing for twenty two years. If you still don't know you're from your it's strictly because you're a willing fool, willfully ignorant and stupid. Fuck Now that's a bit harsh, but he was trying to, like write, So this guy, Bob Tona writes what songs do you sing? Like? Who the funk are you? So

Richard Marks? True? Richard Marks writes back, in reference to what songs do you sing? He writes the ones your girlfriend fuck too before she met you. So then people, So then all day yesterday, all day yesterday, he was getting retweeted, and then people who don't like him or don't like his political lean spent the whole day insulting him. Right, but every one of them had bad grammar, So rather than acknowledging what they said, he would be like, why

should I listen to you? You don't know the right you're to use if you don't write that. One guy wrote, you don't know anything, and oh so you're all like, it's kl W, you fucking idiot. Anyway, for a guy like me who loves grammar and a lot of our slices, look at Richard Marks m a r X from yesterday. He fucking owned Twitter. He's great, it's not political, it's

just funny grammar ship. That's great. But i'd sing the songs the girlfriends she met you you know who the bad grammar who was a lot of those people form boys Boys