#112: Sugar Daddies and Scambonis

commercials E D Pills. Don't you thank you? You guys catch that? Yeah, I see, I see what you did there, But you do used to. I never did. I did. I did try out for that, but they never spent the money. Oh, we are quoted the commercials. I'm not. I'm not droopy enough for those commercials. Like you know what that for? Once Scari is endorsing a product that doesn't describe him, right, But you did do a Pampers commercial. So the microphone thing just there. This is a scary.

This is a scamboni, A scary scamboni. No, okay, now you just remind us, like the pizza to go scam No scary Scamboni, we should coin that. I like that because I'm gonna blow the lid off of this right here. Microphones on television, okay, um uh, let's see to show the tonight show. Um, Jimmy Fallon has it and Seth Meyers. I don't think they put that fucking they put that microphone. They look at old timey mic between the desk and the guests. Hey, guess what, it's not connected and it

doesn't work. And here's how you know, because they have Lapel mike. If you look at their time, they have the Lava Leader microculdn't put a microphone that far away and pick up inequality sounds, So then why the hell do they still have them? As it looks good. It looks good, it's it's a pure visual. So those microphones that they're using that they're sitting there at the desk that Jimmy Fallon mike, doesn't you? And I also saw it again and that Larry King Is he still alive?

Great question? Well what if he is or not? Don't tweet us because Brodie is looking it up right now. He has, uh this infomercial running right now. It's really bad and it's for some pill and it's it's called like om this something or other Google Larry King, Uh infomercial. It's Larry King Live. He's eighties, six years old. I'm here, Larry. What's signature back in the day was that giant ass

fucking it looks like a Beats pill speaker microphone. So they have the microphone on the you know, on his infomercial. So if you take it and you know the infomercial if you I don't know, if you ever like flipping through channels and ship they run it all the time, so that Mike is there and they're they're clearly wearing the microphones on their their chests. But he's got to have that signature Mike, and the microphone is tilted so far away from the guest there's no possible way the

thing is is working. He has a radio Scamboni alert. I don't know if we talked about this. I'm sorry, hundred and twelve episodes. We can't remember everything we always we haven't talked about. But since we're talking about scams and cases, your first episode, Welcome Aboard, Welcome Aboard. Yeah, one more example that the microphone that Alec Baldwin uses on Match game match, game game. Yeah, so Alec has one of those microphones. Look closely, people, there's no amplifier

at the end of it. It's can't be wireless, and it doesn't work. He's also wearing a microphone. He's wearing a microphone on his tie, and he's because the whole thing about that show with the Gene rayburn over, it's like the tall skinny mic same bullshit, all right, doesn't work. Okay, So if you watch any television shows, sitcom, if you're watching him and they're doing a radio show, you watch it, or they're or they're showing you like footage of a

radio show supposedly live on the radio. If they're not wearing headphones, Yeah, it's bullshit, scambony. So either they either if it's if it's a real radio show, like if you see footage of us to the interview, it wasn't live if we're not wearing headphones. The reason being the microphones, right, you talk into the mics. You need to hear yourself. You Also they mute the speakers when when you pressed

the on button on the microphone. In this radio studio, everything that's playing music, everything in the room, in the speakers, mutes. Right now, you need headphones to hear what the hell is going right now? You could he know, you could do an interview after the show with no microphones. But if you played music or sound effects, a fart noise, you wouldn't hear it unless it was in your headphones, because if you played it into the room, it would then go back into the mic and an endless loop

and you hear feedback and no physical way possible. So it's a radio and possibility. You know who was a big offender of that, for yeah, Frasier was the worst w campion Cincinnati. If you don't have headphones on and you play a song that in the room and you could hear it, that wouldn't be good. Now you have turned the mics off to do that. Maybe you're talking and the music is playing that have headphones on, headphones that's a Scamponi with the other life's life scamon Well,

I wouldn't just out of the race. My dad would do that. My dad was a police officer and he would watch all police shows and he couldn't enjoy them for the same reason we couldn't. That's like watch radio shows because every police show he would watch. I mean this is now. Look, I know that hardcore dramas now some of them have like police experts on board and they know right. But back in the day when my dad was watching TV shows the seventies, eighties, nineties, they

didn't They weren't authentic. I wouldn't know, but he would yell at the TV that's not how your requisition evidence. That's not watch would You wouldn't do that with a prisoner. That's not what You'd never leave a guy alone, You'd never I didn't go, well, that doesn't work because that's not protocol. Just enjoy the show, Dad, And he couldn't do it. So I guess like, if you're a doctor, you watch e ER, you're like, we don't have that much sex. That's not what hospitals look like, or that's

not the protocol. So for us it's radio. I know people who went into the medical field because of those shows because they want to get late. I want the sex. Yeah, yeah, that doesn't happen now. Well, but if you're richie gets sex, that's how it works. So, speaking of UH scams, I may have told this story, but in case I didn't, UH, this happened to me again. So let me tell you the first time it happened to me. I was getting

my hair cut. I think I told the story in a new place many years ago, and I think I think someone recognized me. Now I'm not the most recognizable on the show, and certainly, um I'm a little more This was I don't know, I want to say, seven, eight, nine years ago. So it wasn't like social media now where you see me on Instagram occasionally or you see me on video, so it would you would have been

a little more rare. So I'm getting my hair cut, and you know, when you get your haircut, there's a giant mirror in front of you, and I see a couple of the girls whispering like and I hear was that was? So I feel like they must know whom I am when they recognize my name. When I made the appointment, and I see a girl take a picture of me in the mirror, and I go, you know that's and I gave her a look like come on, man,

like that's that's fine. I'm getting my hair cut. Like you want me to pose for a picture, but like, don't take a picture. That's that's intuive, Okay, So the next day, my phone rings and Hello, I don't recognize the number, but it's my area, my area code, so hello, Um, is this David Bertie? Yes, huh and they hang up. Oh my god. So I know it was one of these dopey girls at this haircut place that called me because I must have made the easy, must have made

the appointment, and they called me. Okay, so that's fine. That was a bit intrusive. Okay, So I got people google me in the bars by the way where I just look over my shoulder. They're like, I had Instagram and you're you're you're more known than I am. But I've had the Google, I've been Googled, And that's fine, that's not that's not. So here's what happened to me yesterday. And by the way, I appreciate all your concern. You guys are fantastic in your consideration and concern for my mom,

Mama Brody. She's good. She's good, but you know, she's she's my mom. At her age, she still goes for checkups and things. So I took her to a doctor a regular thing, not nothing major, and uh, the doctor needed to follow up with something that I said I would take care of right, I said, I'll pick it up for her. So that uh. So the nurse comes out and she says, oh, Dr So and So wants to talk to you. I said not, I'll wait, no problem, because you wanted to explain to me what exactly to

get and how to explain it whatever, okay, whatever. So she comes out and says, he's with a patient. It's running longer than we thought. I know you and your mom want to leave. Give me your cell phone number and I'll have the doctor call you, uh to talk to you later. This way, don't have to wait all right now, before at this point, it was buying a piece of medical equipment. It was like, no, no, it

was a thing. It was nothing major, she's fine. Um. Earlier than this, let me flashback half hour earlier, the same nurse came up to me. And now I want to say this because it's a painting the picture. She was an Asian woman, right, and she had a slight Asian accent. It's important to the conversation. You don't have to justify on this podcast. You know, I'm explaining it does an Asian woman with an Asian accent? Yeah, but okay,

but it's important to the story. I'm pointing it out, so you remember, you don't I'm not going to forget. There's no way, right, Okay, okay. So she says to me, excuse me, are you on the radio? So I look at my mom, who tells everybody where I work. And my mother says, I didn't say a word. And I said, what makes you ask that? Just I recognized your voice.

Oh that's very nice. Yes, I do work in radio, and she says, she says, the numbers of a station that isn't ours, right, and I said, no, that's not why I work. Then she guesses another radio station, so she knows my voice but can't place it. No problem, mad, So I say, no, I work it here elvistran in the morning show. And I give her the numbers of the station here in New York. It's one on your point three. And uh she's oh, oh yeah, my husband listens to it all the time. So she's not a fan,

but she's heard my voice. The husband must put me on in the car or whatever. Shout out shout out to the guy to the husband. She didn't give me his name. I didn't ask I whatever. So now I know, she knows I'm in radio whatever. So a half hour later is when this second part of the conversation happens. And she just give me your number and I'll give it to the doctor and he'll call you. Okay, no problem. Now I want to tell you my mom lives in a different area code than than I do. Okay, it's

an area code with other than my mother. I don't know anyone. I don't use businesses in that area code. I don't call anyone. I don't have any family, I don't have any friends, nobody except my mother in this area code. So ten minutes after the woman said I'll have the doctor call you, go out to the car. Mom in the car and uh, my phone rings from the area code I am currently standing in. Hello, this

is David. Uh David yeah, oh uh yeah, sorry, young girl like in the twenties, not the Asian woman who was like fifty, And she goes, oh, sorry, oh my god, And I go, now, is that a wrong number or did because the woman was a verification, I did forget. I did forget one thing. The the older Asian nurse said to me, Oh, I didn't know who you are, but I recognized your voice. But some of the girls outside in the front desk were excited. They saw you

walk into something like that. Okay, nice, Yeah, here's the thing. Don't give my fucking phone number to the girls up front to then call me to see if that's my number. What kind of people are these? I don't know, in a medical professional building. Isn't that some kind of violation. There's a word hippa hip hop. Well, I'm not the patient, so I don't know what the law is and I can't prove it. But I mean, the odds of that area code calling me ten minutes after I gave this

Asian woman my phone number. They couldn't have waited a day. I mean god, I mean, at least cover your track. And why would you question if it was me? The woman just got my number and I wrote David Brody on the post it note for the doctor. So did you leave the post it note laying around? So? Are you gonna go back there? Well, I'm gonna say something to horror, but I can't prove it. Now I can hit I can call the number back and they're like, oh, yeah,

I is this so and so doctor office? And see if they won't realize that they're on our own phone and go yes, right, because then what now is that sketchy? It's it's not sketchy, it's it's just wrong. It's wrong on every level and especially every level, especially in a medical profession. And you're in a place of god, you know. Now you're starting to make me think places that I've left my person information. What did they do with my ship after I left? But anyway, wait, wait, you had

your ship tested? No, no, no, that was a corny joke. By the way, if you've seen that commercial, it's a it's a cartoon of a box and it's one of these um it's a lab commercial where they said it it's no cost, no pain, no no needles, nothing, just send us a sample of your stool, put it in the box. We'll test it and get back to you. I'm like, it's just a company gets that and they sell your information to like a third no information. You're getting your your poop tested. But like you you got

a poop in a box. But imagine you're the guy like you know how you are when your doorbell rings you get an Amazon package, Yeah, like, oh my god, I ordered this, or it's a gift even better. Imagine you're the guy in that company whatever that com forget the name of the company, don't tweet me, don't care. It's the cartoon box guy and you're like another box jim. Oh, I guess my brakes over? And what are you getting them? It's ship every time, every time the boxer rives's ship? Oh,

Amazon Prime, somebody shipped from two days ago. Like that's your job, Like, look, it's a living you're a scientist, you're a doctor. I get it. You're saving lives. But people are mailing you shit, that's it. But at least at least they asked for it has a scientific purpose? Does our medical But you like, you go, how do you go to school and go, Hey, you're gonna be a poedietrist? Do you want to be a gynecologist? I'm gonna be a ship guy. I'm gonna be a ship expert.

Wanna be apert? I want to be a popologist, a papietrist act. Yeah, Like, well, you know, the point is this colonologist Now I know, I know, gastroentrologist, but like proctologists. Yeah, but these are in practical I don't know who it is. I don't know what kind of we're gonna test your ship. I don't want my ship tested. That's disgusting. Can I tell you that I went to Mexico and I was I was bleeding. Oh my god, don't go here. I'm not gonna get specific. But they they tell you to

have it tested in a lab. Right, so you gotta go. You gotta catch it with something. Okay, hold on with what you gotta catch it with? Like a throat depressed, like an ice cream stick. Who's got that gig? You gotta catch your own. Yeah, you gotta put in a cup with it with your name's on the label, with a screw cap, and you and you, you put in a bag and you bring it today. You bring it to the lab. Hold on, you bring it to the lab, and the guy behind the counter goes, I'm dropping off

a sample. All right. That guy is a poop collector. People are gonna skip to episode one. I'm not talking about Okay, listen, when this happened. We went to Mexico. I went to Mexico. Right, So, so I'm waiting two weeks for my results. I call him up and go, hey, you got a sample for Brody. Now, this is what I don't want to have my phone number, so they go, Now, yeah, the test results, we messed up to sample. When did you do it again? At this point, I'm already healed,

like I'm already better. I don't need it. Had I how did they get Now wait a second, they afked you up in that, right, I wasted my time? So how do you get free dessert? And that's that's what? Do I get? A free but but I know you're a case of chocolate pudding. I don't want that. There's no way to win. It was no way to win, so I didn't mean to go out. But anyway, the poop box, poop box box, what were we talking about

before that? I don't know you lost me on it, but back up the podcast and what we're talking about. I don't know if you want. Well, I was gonna tell you actually happening in college though to one of our college radio DJs, because you're talking about poop shows up in a box. Someone played a check on somebody else and that the DJ at the college radio station got you know, a big package and they opened it up and there was a used tampon. Back in college, it was disgusting. So that was I had a dog

that ate those. Oh no, yeah, my white dog. All right, this podcast is, well, this is why you don't have kids or pets topic. What do you want to talking about? Why don't we talking about what you were talking about when I tangented off into poop in a box? It was a commercial, right, We talking about commercials, commercials and crappy jobs, about crappy jobs. Yes, what we're talking about. You told me this is okay, this is We're both guilty of this. We need You were the one who

did this this time. You were the one who said, right, but you like this commercial. I have an idea in the middle of a flow, I have an idea. Why don't you hit pause? Right, We'll go back and listen and then come back. It'll sound like we didn't editate. Yeah, butlieve this in some people. I'm leaving this in right now. Al right, so we're listening back to the podcast. Yeah, that was that was helpful. Okay. We were in the

middle of talking about places you left your phone. He said, we left your personal information and that's t Yeah, that terrible disgust back that Apologies to all of you that were screaming at your devices. Because you knew where we were. But no, you know what, I went once in a bank.

I went to a bank to close out an account which had about twelve dollars in it, and you know, they had my obviously, all my information recognized me, and they not only had my phone number, but they had everything about me right and then, and they they were like like made fun of me. They're looking at me like this DJ, this is what DJs make twelve dollars. And I'm like, God, I was closing out an old account.

I just opened up a new account. So a lot of a lot of banks tellers aren't going to tell you. A lot of banks are getting rid of their buildings. They're like actual brick and mortar buildings. So it's all online banking on your phone, which is fine, But every once in a while, you want to go into the bank. You want to talk to a once in a while, you want to talk to a loan agent. You want to talk about that you have a problem, you want

to talk to somebody. Well, my bank was getting rid of all the branches, so I'd open up a new bank. So I go in the thing and I'm schmoozing with the guy and I'm joking around and he's, oh, wait a minute, what do you do for a living? Like I'm in radio whatever whatever ever, And I don't really get into details whatever. And the bank manager comes over and he says, excuse me, right, I go, yeah, how do you know that? He goes, oh, I uh, I heard you. I send you right away listen on time

big fan. He's not a slice slice for life. So hey, shout out man, Oh yeah, bank, you know you don't like Oh all right, well yeah, so they have my address, they know my salary like it's weird. It's weird because when I had I had to open the account, the guys like, how much money do you make? How do you think I felt that when I say how much money I made, he would like this, you want to get some one? Huh? So I said, I said, what does that mean? He was, well, I'm not a lot

of comment. I just was huh what was that like, huh you make a lot of money? Or oh that's all you make? Because I'm pretty sure that's what he was saying, like that's all you make here big shot radio exactly that it was awkward. Yeah, well it was awkward today that people you don't know the struggle of our lives. It was walking the way that our Slice for Life Juan Vasquez came into. He stole my shade, right, and your tiny apartment standing on the ladder in my

bedroom right, and I'm like, this is awkward. This guy listens all the time old school Slice for and he listened to every episode and he doesn't tell me until he's here. He's at my place for like over an hour. By the way, what I've told this story on the podcast the Exterminator that we use that we had a new guy because the old guy died. The new guy's spraying my my kid's bathroom and he's behind the toilet. He goes, oh, by the way, big fan, it's just awkward.

Where you put your ass every that's my daughter's bathroom. But but here's the thing. Here's the thing. Nothing is worse than the story I told you about the same story when my I was you know, if I came back from Mexico, was when I was getting the colonoscope and I was I was about to go under, and the guys like, well, you know, I'm a big fan, dude, Do not tell a guy who was about to get a colonoscope and you're involved in that area of my body. Do not tell me you're a big fan. Do not. Well.

The next thing I wanted to say was, um, they're as people like when people are staring at us right now. But that's okay. We fishbowl the fishballs man has tag don't fishball me. And you know, here's my favorite. My favorite is when people people uh laugh the other side of the glass, people like start waving at you and they start mouthing things like here and they see us with the red light is on outside it says on air and you know we're talking into microphones. They don't

know podcast. You know, they think that we're just sitting in here hiding from them, which is an old radio trick. By the way, you don't want to talk, run inside the studio. Oh that person is here, Okay, you run inside. I gotta go put your headphones on, turn on the mics, and talk gibberish to each other like we've been doing for the past fifteen minutes. This is some gibberish. So so this podcast whatever this amounts to, however many minutes it is. Whatever, if you like it, love it, whatever

they hate it. We sat down and said, what do you wanna talk about today? I don't know nothing. Both of us did this all. This is all we haven't even gotten. I wanted to cover, well I did. I wanted this is all stuff? Did you see? And this is not something I can do. I do have stuff, by the way that we want to get to, but all that stuff was just this morning. We had our friend Jamie from the Walking Dead podcast Talkers and Walkers and Talkers. Listen to a second of it, Like some

of these slices, some people haven't listened. Excuse me, some of these people and I have, I tell you others listened to. Let me tell you others listen to your podcast, Walkers and Talkers, and then they've come over here as a companion podcast. I have somebody who said that recently keep talking, which is fine. But I'm just saying it's just it's a specific niche thing, and I love great

walkers and talkers away niche the talking. Jamie was in here on the Big Show today talking about being exhausted from all the dating sites so much so that she's joined Farmers only because she's trying to find other guys. She needs a bigger, a bigger pot of guys. So as a joke, I said, well, why don't you go to like, you know, sugar daddy dot com or something like that and just call it a day, take his money, and and be done with it. Brody. When I googled that,

a list appeared. They have an article of the top ten best sugar Daddy websites, and I found it fascinating. I'm like, I got a bookmark this and talk about it on the podcast. So they have a lot of these, you know, they're all different names, but listen to the name of this Would you join this? What? Would do you think that women joined this one? This is called What's Your Price? Ma? Men bid to win a date

with attractive women? Would you join? What? Who? What? Woman listening to this podcast is on the dating site What's Your Price? Did so rich guys get the hot guys get the hot girls. How about this one? Here's another one, Miss travel find someone to fund your travel. This is basically it aims to attract generous men and women who seek an attractive companion while on their trip. This out

of the box concept has helped Miss Travel. Out of the box concept it's called prostitution, so people Huffington's Post, It's in the box right, Hio Post and CNN that's what's wrong with this world. There are dating sites called miss travel that help you fund your travel or What's Your Price, where guys get to bid on a date with you, pretty much attracting rich old guys. How much do you think you're worth? Like if somebody been on you for a date, how much would it go for?

Like if a girl wanted to take you a dinner? I think I think someone someone would pay. I'll get in, I'll get a new uh girl Deanna. Yeah, I even say five bucks? Would you pay? Oh my god, here we go. This is this is not gonna end well for me. You know how this ends? Prouty. Oh my god. Hi, Diana, Welcome to the Brooken Boys Podcast. This is your first this is your first appearance. Okay, so let me give

you a little backstory. Diana is uh the latest in a long line of former interns that are now part of the show or part of the company, and a long line of former interns or current interns or employees of the show that have come onto the world famous Brooklyn Boys podcast. And by the way, we should tute our own horns for a second. I heart radio fifty radio stations, probably ten thousand employees, and I don't know how many podcasts by people that work for our company.

And if everybody works, I heart radio Scary Jones and I have the most listened to weekly podcast in our entire company. Thank you Slices doing that for us, because all we're doing is talking. And you guys listen and don't download and relisten. And also, welcome to the Big Show, the Big podcast, the Big Shows. That's picture. I mean, that's a larger than life thing. So following in the footsteps of Jake and Ricky and all the other interns we've had come in here. Yeah, we need your help. Okay,

you make a decent salary. Now you have your own apartment or your roommate. You have your an apartment, an apartment. Now you're an adult, grown up, big girl. Now, Um, if you were let's say, either a charity or just for the sake of it, if you were involved in a website that was legit where you could bid on hot guys to take them to dinner. Hot like that because says it's social. Well, first of all, let's get part one of this yeah, would you consider joining a

website called What's Your Price? Where, which is men bidding on bidding on winning a date with attractive women? Would you like it's free, they're paying for me? Yeah? Well, first of all, would you would you even consider that you? Okay, you're you're looking for a sugar daddy? Yeah, okay, so definitely, And I know Bertie's got a point here. But while I have you here for different reasons, miss travel is another one. Miss travel, find someone to fund your traveling?

Would you yes? Her mouth drop, her eyes lit up. I'm going to Paris and March, so if anyone wants to give a donation, so you would actually consider you would consider hooking up with guys? Hold dating, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This isn't are you on the under the impression that a guy is gonna pay let's say, four or five thousand dollars to go with you to France with me?

It's it's clearly says here. It's basically to attract generous men and women who seek an attractive companion while on their trip. So these guys are usually world travelers, probably married. So no, well, you don't know that that can be lonely rich guys. But let's say he's the guy who happens to be going to France. He doesn't want to go alone. Right, you put in I want to go to France, he says, Oh, the animals go to France. I'm gonna go to France. Hence the name miss travel

meaning miss travel. Someone's gonna fund my trip meeting, someone's gonna fund your trip to France because you're gonna meet this guy. He's already going there, and he's gonna pay for you to come out and hang. That sounds great, and you think that he legit just wants to talk to you. No, I'm assuming he wants more than that. What does he want sex? Probably just still going to

Paris is what you're saying. Probably yeah, because it's so you're he's attractive, Like, imagine the pictures I supposed to pick, Like, look, Dana got this cute Parisian boyfriend because all about the Instagram. But okay, I got all the Instagram videos I could post it. However, would that be if we actually fell in love? Dude? My story will be okay, hold on, hold on? You know the only difference between this in prostitution? Is the eiffe Tower? Right? Yeah, it's not prostitution if

I'm not, if I'm just hanging out with him. Okay, you said the sex, and I said you would do that? You said, yeah, no, no, no, I didn't say that you would. You would go out obviously, so his Eiffel Tower would be more of a leaning tower of pizza. You want no part of that. So you think that you, you, as a conversationalist, are worth five thousand dollars to say I want a croissant. Let's get a crossan Okay, okay, fine, fair enough. Now let's say the website was reversed. Let's say, uh,

you wanted a companion? How much would you pay for a hot guy to a company you to France? Am I only gonna be with him for the tripper? Is he my boyfriend? Now? To buy a boyfriend? You want company, your your your life, where you are now in life? How much would you bid for a hot guy to go on vacation with you to Europe wherever? Girl, don't ruin the bid? Sorry, okay, sorry, um, I would maybe a thousand dollars. Thousand dollars, okay, fine? How much was

scared to go with you. Um, why don't, don't don't look a you don't and don't pity pay but don't ruin the bit. Don't How much was for a hot guy? How much is Scary? Were talking him? No, he's worth more than that. But I know his personality and love him, Ricky Jake, the history of keeping. How pay him more than the hot guy? Really? Get out? Oh my god, I love you, thank you, oh night. Don't have to pay it? He loves you. Look you know what? Brody

does this every time? To me? He does every time he tries to bring in, turns in to try and foil the plot or make up or have a moment where Scary is the butt of the joke. It backfires on him almost every time. Okay, but yours you, You're you're taking Scary Jones the guy on the radio. I'm saying, if that's the guy, just this picture or make either one of us trying to separate not knowing him, right, either one of us. I'm not about Scary either one of us us. Yeah, say, okay, right, that's my point.

That's wrong. That's just wrong on so many levels. But back to you thinking that you're gonna go to France on a free ride and unless the guys can't get up. No, I mean, do you really? You really? Because I'm saying is do you know what you're signing up for? And I'm not saying that's anything is expected because but it's it's expected from the guided. Is there anything in there about do you so you don't feel guilty? Is there a plan on? I plan on? That doesn't sound like

you're not a court required to do anything. I don't know. I didn't sign up for. You can't get it from there. You What I'm saying is, but you know you're doing you know what what's going on. You're entering into this situation that you know obviously you're in charge of your own body and what your decision yours what hello, hold on, I'm not just have to state that then obvious reporting for dude, but but you would willingly know, hey, look I'm gonna go to France get a free ride here,

and it's like what this guy? No, not this guy, not the way that he wants and you you would have a good conscious about conscious you wouldn't feel guilty guilty because looking for like a companion and it's not sexual. He just wants to go and also get Instagram. You know what they call that a woman. I'm being honest. I would, yeah, I honestly, I probably would feel guilty

if I didn't. But I mean, like, but you would take advantage of situation to do it anyway, Like I'm gonna do it because you know what, because he's a creep signing up for this site on his end, so screw him. Is that your thoughts? You can't predict it. So you're saying that there's a chance. Hey, look i'm gonna I'm gonna keep my options. But you could fall in love with the guy. But you're falling in love with a guy who had to pay somebody go to France with him? What if he's just really how old

is he? Like? Is he above the age with thirty? Maybe over? Well, no way, because I'm looking at this look at this site, I'm looking at the signs. There are lots of fifty year old guys that are youthful and fun and I would have taken exception I must saying about I'm just in general, I'm saying, uh, the age difference fifty and twenties a very large day. But to go to France it shouldn't matter, is what I'm saying. I don't I wouldn't go like a French guy might know.

He might be he might not be good. He might have a knowledge of wine and food and the culture and the museums. He might be worldly. So if you're just going to have like fun, then a guy who's a lolder might be a better guy to just go with. I guess I wouldn't try. I wouldn't go hiking to do I didn't say that. I never said that, but I'm saying, unfortunately, you find the right older guys probably too tired to do it, unfortunately. Right, Unfortunately, that's what

the way the guys are thinking on these sites. And I think that women are smart enough to know that that's that, that's what guys are thinking, and they can handle it anyway they want, but well or not handle it. That's knowing that that's what he's expecting. But I would not probably do well. Would you have the conversation up front? Yeah,

I would, because I'm very like confrontational. I should go there and be like like I'm not gonna sit here and just like go with him and be like you having sex when we get there, I'll be like, listen, like I'm not gonna promise you anything, but something happens, like then it's one thing, but I'm not gonna So you're telling him in advance something could happen. Ye, but I'm gonna say no, you're shedding expectations. What you do is you under promise, and so you don't. You don't

tell him we could have sex. No, you see things like you say, listen, I'm just looking at the great conversation company companions shrimply platonic and thank you for the gift of meat going to France. I liked. I respect that. And if something happens, then it happens. Then you don't say that. It's like I guess yeah, because that's because that's the that's it. But that's a girl who's no she's going to but once the hedge like she's a good girl. Listen, I can't promise that he's gonna happen.

I watched the adult movies. I know what's going on. Oh, Mr Mr Johnson. I would never And then she's with Mr Johnson by like ten minutes later, well twenty seconds if you zoom ahead. The point is you would you would, uh so you would be thousand dollars for a hot guy to go you to Europe as long as it not right? Okay, how much would it cost? Legitimately? Would you just go for free take the free trip? No money? No, I didn't need money too. Little spend in cash, little

cross salt money. Yeah. You. But at the beginning of this count ben ben or ben ben benover over benover with ben over no crape. Okay, back to you. You came in here and you said, your eyes lit up when I said, hey, look at the sugar daddy websites because they are sugar daddy web These are these are like in your face, straight up sugar daddy websites. And you're like, I would love a sugar daddy, Like do

you know what that entails? Do you understand there's definitely the concept of a sugar daddy, but not delivering it. I guess on my then you don't understand the concept of sugar. I understand that it's just like because to me, it's not sugar uncle. It's like you will already you're already like ready to like, you know, finishing gatting like a hinge coffee meets bagel. What do they you know, coffee meets bagel. Now you're talking my language. That one's

you do know about that one, right? Coffee meets bagel? Yeah, that's it's a popular one. Is that black and white people? What is that? Coffee meets bagel. It's just it's it's a meet up with black people and Jews. It's just another dating site and the like. Okay, bumble tender all that. Now, if somebody wants to page you say, it seems like you're done with all those hinge last night and it was great. Nice. He didn't try anything else anything, you know,

it's not your business. Don't know. He was my answer to my intern. Didn't try anything? Did you know he didn't? We just hugs. Did you go to France? Did you go to France? I have a question, scary um. You have a girlfriend. I have a wife. But let's say somebody said, you know, I'm a big fan. You could you can give the money to charity whatever you want. I will give you two dollars. I'd love to go to dinner with you. I here all the time. You go to these great restaurants and uh, you know you

Brooklyn industrial you dress up. I love to spend time with you two hundred dollars. You get that money to charity for the kids. For the children. Uh an hour, nothing, I'm not looking for anything. Spend a lot of time, sugar listener, do it? H and would? I think I'd have to have a conversation with her first and see if she's okay with it. If she's not. If she's not okay with it, then I won't do it. I feel like we start a website les sugar listener dot

com sugar Listener. Well, it's for charity, listen. There's a lot of charities that we could be thrown out money to. Brody needs money for his kids college fund. Charity is really important. I'm just saying. I'm just saying I think I would. I would absolutely, my heart would be in the right place to do that. But I would absolutely, um respectfully talk it over to see if that was Do you do you think that'll be a problem? Uh? It may. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Actually,

I don't know. And I gotta take her temperature on that. I don't how do you take her temperatures? Which which the moment to do? You a hero? He's being filthy right now, he said, taking her temperature. You just want to say something that I when you said it, I

was in my mind. I wasn't picturing like old men paying me to go to Paris, because hold on, if I could just point out old people are like nineties, I just want to say, I know you're twenty, but people are in the nine people right, old people on these websons, okay over the fifty old. When you see seven models, if you're nineties thing this website, I didn't mean to offend you. We like that you listen picturing like model like hot dudes that just want like some

arm candy, have a lot of money. Where it was Hugh Jackman, Oh my god, that's different. Hold on, what was George Clooney? Hung hold Brad Pitt, Huge Jackman, Hugh Jackman. He's intes back to this, but he's a movie star. This is different. I have something to say. Life isn't the way it appears on Instagram. You see these Instagram models pose or pose on about seven girls on a yacht a boat for the day. They never never once show they never once show the guys. You know, you

know who the guys are. There's like seven guys with big fucking bellies, Harry beasts in their sixties and seventies. That's who owns the yacht. And they're on the boat with them. But they being shown on Instagram. So it's it, but it's it's And I'm not saying these women are doing anything with those guys. I'm saying that's unfortunately the fact of life that this is that these women are going through that length to get to this Instagram pictures.

I want to be pictured on a yacht. Well, who do you think is I'm I'm sorry, these girls don't own those yachts. It's honest, be honest, years from now, from now, you want to own that yacht? You want that. I don't want voting problems, No I don't. That's not me. You don't want to good fall hot models in bikinis taking pictures on Instagram. Nine The lot follows a lot of likes. But I'm saying, but that's reality too. They

can't afford it themselves. Like it sounds like I'm being shallow that I want Instagram pictures, but I also want to experience it, you know, Okay, if he has the means to make it be like out of this world. You have a right to me like scraping by if you just take it off, if he's just using it for the gram, that's I just feel like more goes on on those yachts. Like you think those models are slipping with these crusty guys. They're probably giving them drugs. No,

I think that. I think at some point there's some nudity, maybe big o topless. I don't know. I don't think. I don't think there's anything beyond that though, I don't know. Those ships, those those yachts are big. Those are some big yachts. I'm just saying, unless you're like recruiting because you want the eye candy on the yacht so all your other rich friends go out every time. I every time I see inst models on yachts and things like that, which is how often care But well, I'm scrolled through

my feet it's on there. Yeah, I follow them. I mean I'm not crazy. No, I'm all over the place on Instagram. But you know, I click into I find you know, I click into rabbit holes all the time. Like I'm into different things. Okay, but I will tell you this. I will say speaking around it will say, I will say this. Oh, here comes the TikTok conversation. You on TikTok? Why not because it's too I don't know, I'm too old for it. I feel like it's for

a lot of younger kids. Oh so these these guys that you won't date, these older guys, should they be on TikTok? No? No. And so if you if you've met a guy, let's say, in his forties, who said to you, Yeah, I was on TikTok for an hour and a half last night checking stuff out. What would you think. I think he's a creeper because young kids. I appreciate that. And it's not all young kids. And that's where you're wrong, and that where you're wrong, and

that is where you're wrong. Okay, we gotta we gotta set this, we gotta reach set up this topic and go back. We gotta backtrack now because we TikTok all these hot girls on bicycles because they kick it on the yacht no people. Okay, So the same way and again we talked to us on the fifteen minute morning show. Yeah yeah, what what's what date was this? What say?

Listened to the four teens January four? The same way at one point, Facebook was just for college kids, right, And then the day that I signed up for Facebook, everyone was like yelling at me, Oh my god, that's for college kids. Hey guess what. Everything evolves and all of a sudden the masses find out about these these you know places, and these these social media platforms, and now our grandparents are on it, right. Same thing with Snapchat.

Snapchat started as young kids, and now people post college in their thirties and you know, are on Instagram and I'm sorry, on a Snapchat. So is everyone. Every one of these have evolved. I started back when musically it was just music dot l y okay. I started my account there okay, and then TikTok bought them, so now it's just it rolled into TikTok. So now I haven't But he shouldn't have been either year old girls. Musically.

I saw it on the Today's Show that hey, check out this new app, and I'm I always have to be on top of or ahead of pop culture. You shouldn't be on top at anything. We are on the social media cutting edge. Different with our job. Oh I'm sorry, could you say that again? It's different with our jobs. You didn't know it was me. He was talking about it, but now that you know it's me, am I justified for being on TikTok? Hold on, Deanna? Why okay, I'm gonna shop proodies for a second. Don't you do that?

I won't say they go ahead. Why is it justified for me to be on tip? Because we, as like the Elvis ranch, will have to be up with like the pop culture and what's going on. And it's like to grow our digital sphere, like the talent needs to know like what's going on. So it's justified for Scary to be on TikTok, thank you, because then he knows what that's not. That is my just deserts right here, thank you? Okay? Counterpoint? Does it take a man an hour and a half to learn what's going on on TikTok?

Hold on? Different when the videos are fifty seconds long? Wrong? Wrong? Wrong? Don't then get the jingle that you can play the jig? It doesn't make me wrong. Here's what's wrong with you? You don't you are a comic genius? You are you love all things common, You appreciate good humor. You only looking at the funny videos? Hold on, did you not love back in the day, when um, it's now defunct? When that? When that that that social media Vine? When

Vine was because they because adults were being funny six seconds? Okay, well guess what All those adults from Vine are now fucking coming over to TikTok my man, that's what they are. And people are uploading original audio. It's not just kids

doing dances to ship like your daughters are doing. But you can find places where people are aloading original audio and people are doing some hilarious ship in seventeen seconds with that, so you find like, oh my god, I want to watch fifty fifty different takes on the same piece of audio that is was it renegade and creative as fun? Was it? Young girls dancing the Renegade? What is that? Okay? That's the Oh is that the dance? Yeah, you didn't watch any of those. I don't do the Renegade.

Actually on New Year's Eve to the Renegade or the all the Ebays, no catadaluna. Yes, our crying artists, our friend who used to be recording artists and she still is actually got some new music coming out. Um not wind up the song, wind up, wind up? So anyway, I was with her New Year's Eve, and she brought her her ring, the light ring, which is a a you put your phone in the middle of the ring, and that's it's perfectly for TikTok videos. We're doing TikTok's

all night. And she tried to teach me now that now that Brody mentions it the renegade, did you learn it? Reade it? It was awful? I did it? If that in fact, if you look up cat I think she erased it was that bad. She tagged me in and erased it. Anyway, I don't have any headphones on my own, Ticto headphonesphones on there out there. Um, speaking of Cataluna. When we come back, I want you to play the clips I loaded in of you on New Year's Eve at the New Year's Eve party. All right, all right,

so do that right after this. Now let's take you back to ye. Right. So I saved these videos that Scary posted. I was like, I'm downloading this is great for the podcast. Okay. Scary guy was intriguing about it. This was just another day in the life of Scary Jones on Instagram. Did this standout? Scary goes to parties like hot girls get on yachts. He just finds a way to get in there and get on the gram because it's a party full of drunk pep Let's do

here is no problem. But Scary is a particularly funny drunk. When he's drunk. I mean, when Scary is drunk, he's ready funk. You've seen he is a happy, go lucky, giddy, huggy friendly. The thing is, there are different types of drunks. There are people that you don't want to be around. The crying drunk is probably the worst, right, But I'm a happy drunk. Okay, but why are you saying? Gidea? Okay, So play the clip that I have there. It's it's

champagne bottle, champagne. I got the champagne bottle. Let's let's get that ready, hold on like I had, God, guy, guys to sound great, all right, you have the better quality. So you play the one that I sent you. There we go, Okay, this is me, Yeah, this is the girl talking to you. You're holding the bottle of something like uh and then listen to the way Scary laughs that was my girlfriend. Okay, here we go nine. So I'm getting a phone call. God damn it. There Okay,

what was wrong with that? That was just me? That was me scary is laughing at himself having nothing. Okay, what don't laugh over that? You want? You want to play the other one? Yeah? Now you hadn't said anything. He's like, I got that ninety before her in geha, which is tequila. What what was wrong with that? That was just Burnie doesn't burn doesn't go out of his house other than to go to a Chinese food place and complain that was typically. Diana is like, and that

sounds like my Saturday night too. Yeah, it's just you. How to see the video? Nothing was going on and he was just laughing. That's so cute. Yeah, so it's wrong with that. It's funny. Okay, it's funny. That's why I don't drink, so I can stand in the corner and laughing. People like it was particularly interesting enough to like wait two weeks and then play on this podcast. But I wanted it for the last week. We right out of time. But still I think you're happy drunk.

I'm pointing out you're happy drunk. I would pay a hundred dollars to go and watch you be drunk. I do a lot. I would go on drunk Friends dot com and and sign up for you drunk Friends dot Friends, drunk Buddy drunk buddy dot com. I'm going people would do that. That would get dangerous and probably illegal. Yeah, drunk Buddy Brody's been messing with this microphone. So I got well, I would put in a trouble ticket. But you know this shit, they still haven't fixed my phone

from two weeks ago, and I ranted about it. I called up to help desk right there, like, you know what, we can't help you here, call the help desk in uh San Antonio. So I called up to help desk because you have I can't get on the corporate WiFi here in the building, so I have to call when i'm here. But you know, when you're here and you're free, you wan't go home. So I call up and I get this guy, how you doing, corporate help desk? Yeah, I gotta Android phone, Galaxy Note nine. What kind of

phone is it? They couldn't be less interested in your problem? What kind of phone is it? I was like, like, I like, I just said it says Samsung Galaxy Note nine. All right, I can't get on the WiFi. And I went and I just need you to talk me through the settings, because apparently corporate changed the certificate, which is the the access thing that you need to get on the way whatever. And he just, uh, I don't think

we changed. I don't think we change that. I said what we did because we got an email saying you changed it and if you had any problems to call. And I don't have that email. But regardless of whether you have the email, sir, uh, we have, we have the email. We would help me please. By the way, his name was Scott, I said, Scott, can you help me? Uh? Yeah, try to help you talk to it from kind of phone you have Samsung Galaxy? No, no, you might want to write that down. I have an iPhone. I don't

really care. I don't care, Scott, I won't you help me? The problem is they're reading from a script and well, no, we didn't have a script. He's fucking stoned, I said, Scott, is there someone there that knows Android phones? I'm gonna help you with that. Okay, great? So is it is it? Uh P A P or or t L t L S. I don't have that setting on my iPhone. Well, how would you pretty ask? How would you act or behave were he was sitting in a room for twelve hours.

If I worked in the help desk and my job was to listen, there are worse jobs in the world. You might be a ship inspector. We already covered that. His job is to help me. But you know what if you can't help me, Scott, I said to him, Hey, listen, If you don't know, I'm totally cool. You can put me on hold. Is there someone there that is familiar

with this problem? Since corporate acknowledge the problem and sent out an email saying we changed a certificate, you may need to update your phone in some way, so can you find someone who knows what that email is? I got one guy here, I got one guy here. So he looks over and he goes and Mike, I got a guy here with an Android phone that's got a thing. What his certificate isn't it's not it's the hell desk, right, So so so the other guy. The other guy, Mike goes, well,

here's my phone. So he goes, I got his phone. Can you just put him on the phone. He he got the Android phone. Well, he's on another call. He's helping somebody else. So I all right, open up the phone. I'm talking to him through the phone. Now, can you tell me what it says on the screen? I'm not on that screen. Could you please get on the screen. I'm trying to stay calm with him, but I don't be rude. I'm like, Scott, can you please go to

WiFi settings? I'm talking through it. He goes, yeah, I don't. I don't see that. So I finally get him right, I match up my settings. Right, my settings are the same as the settings on Mike's phone. I go, I'm still killing on the WiFi. You're not on the WiFi. Nope, So it's not working again, Scott, That's why I'm calling you. I'm calling you, dude. So he's obviously smoking pot. Is it legal in San Antonio smoke pot? I don't know, but he's he's a stoner. So I said, can you

put Mike on the phone. Mike's on the call. I said, well, I want to go home. Well, you call when you get there. I can't because when I call you when I get home, I'm on the WiFi. He says, why I can't help you? Is there someone who can help me? Then he says, is this a corporate phone or is this your personal phone? So I said, Scott, it's my personal phone, but I use it for work. Oh, we can't help you. Then we can't help me. We're only allowed to help corporate phones. But it's my phone for work.

Can you give you a corporate phone. I'm authors to give you a corporate fund. It's not what we do here. I said, you're the help desk, right, yes, can you help me? I can't help you, So he won't help me. So guess what I got fifteen minutes later an email asking if I'm satisfied with my servicing again. Yea. They don't actually help you. They just want you to say you like the service. So hopefully you said that you hated it. I did put down that I was not

happy with the service I got from Scott. The other thing is, how do you get free dessert from your own company? You can't. Well, I didn't get fired this week. I'll take it. I mean any any to listen, any job you walk in, you didn't get fired, that's I'll take it. You know someone's gonna hear this podcast. But like these guys in our company, But did I mentioned we have the biggest podcast of any daily I heart employees. I don't think you did. Could you tell me the

details of that. The people at work and come to work every day. I heart radio. We have work for a great company with a lot of people. The people who have their own morning shows, night shows, afternoon shows, producers, background people, regional people, big talent. They're part cast. Don't have as many listeners currently as our Brooklyn Boys podcast. Thank you. Huh. Now, those guys will make millions, but we've got a podcast. That's why we make the medium books.

We make the kind of bucks that when you go to open up a bank account, the guy in the bank goes, how much do you make? Huh? I didn't know that. I thought Radio DJ has made more. Huh. That's the best. Yeah, that's the best. When people like you must be a millionaire. You're on a syndicated morning show and your your own podcast, you have money come out your ass. Hey, you know when you watch the Jimmy Fallon show. You watched Jimmy, Yes, Jimmy makes a

lot of money. Jimmy, this is well for himself. You know. Uh. You know Ted guy you don't see on the screen, he does the thing exactly he now he works on late night with he looks on the Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon. He has it on his business card. He's got the perks. He's got it. He could walk right into Rockefeller Center anytime he wants. Yes, he might be able to take pictures with celebrities he's not getting. His friends are like, Wow, how cool is it? You work on it tonight, Joe,

Jimmy Fallon. Do you get to meet Jimmy Fallon. I walk on the set every day. Sometimes I walk up, I have to uh adjust his microphone. Sometimes I give tours to my friends and I go I let him say, I let him sit at his desk and pictures. Sometimes I do a podcast. Really yeah, it's uh tonight choke cute card guy podcast. Oh so where do you live? In a small apartment in a small town. But I drive an old car. Now. You know. You know who's doing a great job of really incorporating the staff. The

off camera staff is Conan. Conan O'Brien took his show and instead of like a regular traditional like linear late night show, one hour show, right, he does a half hour show. Now sometimes he does it on the road, and then sometimes he just does it around the office, so it's all prerecorded. It's not your traditional my you know, fake fake old school microphone on the desk with the guest.

He actually does an actually a different show now and he incorporates the storylines with everyone who works for him, from you know, the people who write the show to these producers and and and I really I give him a lot of credit because he allows everyone to shine. Well. You know, David Letterman back in the day would introduce the segment producer, the sound guy Biff Uh. He would go to the Delhi on the corner and interview Rupert. He became a part of the show. He always brought

his people in. I love that because it's all it's inclusive, and it shows the entire picture, not just what the camera the sixteen by nine decides to show like the screen. But either way for those people not that was my point. Look is on the tail, I know that the head writer is getting a lot of money. I get what I would saying in general, right, the broody and skary uh right, no, uh off there no, no, it's it's right that I knew you'd say it, but wrong that

you said it. Uh, they're not making the big box. So did they go into the bank and the guy goes these guys like that would have thought more. Um. Anyway, thank you for stopping by. It was nice to have. I hope you get a trip to I hope you get a trip to France. But I'm going to France. I'm paying for my message. You want to give out your social media So my Instagram is DNA move two d E A N N A m O two. Want your social Security graduate? No, my birthday is January, so

next Wednesday, give out your social Security number. Uh? How do you end a segment like this? You know I'm saying. So She's like, do I take my head phone? Is this awkward? No, we're not going off the air. We're gonna move on to something else. Yeah, she want me to get out. She was waiting for but she was waiting for us to go to a commercial break. That was very nice of you to radio here, don't that's It's like at the end of the news cast where the anchors just are start talking to each other by

the way, usually they're not saying anything. Then look at each other and they don't. They can't stop until the guy in the back goes all right, Claire and they shut the camera off. I want to leave you, guys, I love you, but not enough to pas us to go to she loves me fifty dollars worth. Remember I said that originally, taking that would give me at least two grand right, Diana? Sure? Okay? Remember who I do many times? All right, get out? Should we beat some uh?

I think we should go to some old jokes, jokes, jokes, and use jokes because you know why we haven't done this in a long time. All right, you must be um, I got some thirsting with some ship. I don't have a lot of jokes. Let me start off with, uh this list there was trending on Twitter, I think it was. It was what lines common expressions in your job sounds sexual? It was something like that on BuzzFeed, was on something

I don't know whatever it was. I wrote a list of things in our job that we say every day that sounds sexual. These are a punch like an Elvis list, like us. But we could but it wasn't used on the show. It was it was pitched but never used right, unused, So here we go. That ended too quickly. We say that on the show sometimes I'll eat anything at six am. That sounds dirty, right, put your mouth closer to my mic. Okay, if you don't eat that, I will. We said that

all the time. Fantastic, Thanks, you're a good American. I might say that after intercourse. Oh, now talking about music alt rock, I love the Bush in the nineties. Hey, that sounds yeah, station right. Hey, how would you like me to give you a DeLong e? I'ms dirty? H. Do you know anyone who's h's extremely tappable? That's all was a little thing. I didn't finish the list because after I started it, Elvis said, yeah, I dont want to go there. So these are other punch lines that

were used for stories. It was gonna be at least we didn't get to it. So we were talking, Uh, Scary was dancing. But the way you dance is sort of like you're running slowly. So I said, oh, he's got the moves like Jogger. You get it on the air like Jagger. Right. There was a story that came out about fish, big big group of fish that washed up on the shore somewhere that looked like penises. Penis fish. Though my joke for Elvis was that's a school. I

would attend school of fish. See you know uhh um. There was a story out of Florida about alligators that ate meth. They they found meth and ate matt bag of meth or something. I said, that's almost as bad as the cracodial they found. Um oh, pete. We were talking about people who are hot but can't spell, like, do you like? I was like, I don't care if somebody's high. I don't care if they can't spell. So the joke was I would jump their bones. T h e r a oom he good? He can't spell? All right? Um,

I can't hello. Froggy was point star sex was Froggy was cleaning a street sign. I can't read this sign. Froggy was talking about being stopped at a light. Oh, and he saw a A point star was was cleaning a street sign. He recognized he she was whatever it was. And I said, oh, a point star street signed. That would be a don't stop, don't stop, oh God, don't stop sign. The joke was funny. I just can't my handwriting. Um,

what was this story? Somebody pooped in a milk container, a milk carton what somebody fold somebody pointed the grocery and they sat, Yeah, they found poop and a milk container. I said, oh, they would probably put that in your fruit poops. We didn't use that for that was a good reason. Uh oh. Sam was as said she was a vegetarian and she was angry at somebody, and I said, oh, she doesn't have beef for them, she has Rockley with them. That was that. We didn't get to that one. Um

oh um. We were talking about having fat heads some you know, athletes and fat heads, those big posters on the walls and when you a fourth quarter of scary, I said, scary scary as a fat head of scary. We didn't get to that. I'm glad we didn't get to that one. Yeah. Oh, we were talking about a lesbian version of the movie Frozen, right, I think that was it. So I wanted. I was to saying, do you want to lick a snow girl? We didn't get to that. Why not? That's hilarious. That should have made

it on the air. Yeah, I don remember the story though. We were talking about weird. This is back in October. We were talking about um, weird sexual things, um and weird words that mean weird sexual things, and so I said, oh, would you like to go blumpkin picking? You know, bumkin is yeah, I have to talk about it here. Yeah

that that's not good. Oh oh uh. We're talking about gag gifts and Daniel said she gave her husband a gag gift for the holiday, and I said, um, I told Elvis that he should have said, you gave your husband a gag gift. I gave my husband a gag as a gift. Yeah, little yeah, yeah. Uh. Gwyneth Paltrow has a candle out that smells like a vagina. My joke was, what a douche. We didn't get to that.

We were talking about the oscars. The oscars so white, right, that everyone nominated is white, pretty much, I said, the oscars are so white even the joker wears white makeup. Didn't get to that. And it was Pitbull's birthday this week, alright, I know, I think the fact that the joker is white, he was wearing white makeup, extra white Pitfall Mr three oh five was his birthday this week. So my joke was, does that mean he's now Mr? Three o six? And Elvis looked at me and said, we're not doing that

so not the best batch of jokes. But we haven't gotten to him. I apologize, I mean, maybe stand why we didn't get some of them. So they're okay, I can tell you what happened to Target. Yeah, we're gonna do that right after this. Is there a week that you don't go to a store, a big box store? I mean it seems like because I I go weeks at a time without ever like going with CDs, go every well that does a drug store, but anywhere, but even like shopping, I'm like this, Amazons, CVS and Walgreens,

I do. I did have a promise CVS. So I'm not gonna say that right here, though, i will tell you that our company, they'll give you a funny story. So you know you have company benefits. We have company medical benefits, right, used the company medicalits, right? So it seems like every year they get a little bit worse and a little more expensive. Right. They make you pay more to get less. So that's why healthcare reform is a big political issue right now. Who's going to fix

the system. But that's not what I'm talking about. So I've been going to CVS near my house because our coverage is for CVS. You can go anywhere. Actually with our carverage, go any drug store and get drugs at a discounted price with our health plan. So I go to the CVS because it's near my house. Okay, well we got any uh when we signed up for our new medical insurance in November, they said, oh, from now on,

we signed an exclusive contract with Walgreens. Not nothing against Walgreens there they may I help the next customer, the following guest, Walgreens. Nothing wrong with them. I don't know who that the guy in I t down down the hall in the Path train station, the Path train station, there's one freaking place to eat and it's like a coffee, croissant, sandwich, panini French place. There's a guy named Daniel ballod b

O l U D. Yeah, he has foofoo restaurants. But his name, he's probably name is like Daniel Brown's like and his and in the Path train He's got this one place. It's like again, it's more like a panera of sway. It's a fancy French panera and the name is called blued sud s u D. I don't know how the fun what does sud mean in French? I don't know, sud it's the only place to eat by that in the oculus I'm talking about the a albon Payne is pronounced all bon pan right, sounds like an

all bond pan. It's a rip off of abon pan, exactly that. So there was at the front of the line, Brody, what happened? And the lady goes, can I help the following guest? And I sat there and I wanted so bad to ask her, but I couldn't do it. It used to work in Walgreen's. It was the middle of the lunch rush, but it sounds like here he may I helped the following guests, And it was in the middle of the lunch rush hour, and it had to be about thirty people behind me, and I'm like, I

look back and I said, what would Brody do? And they'll be like that motherfucker, we ask her and take up all the time you get into a conversation. Scary ordered his goddamn Kiselaine took a number and went to the back of the line to wait for it. But I sat there. I bit my tongue like I want to superstar the following guest, did you have blanco milk with it. They didn't do that such a thing. Okay. So so back to Walgreens. So we got this contract now that says, to save you money, we have signed

an exclusive three year deal with Walgreens. So you can only get your prescriptions at Walgreens, and you have to order three months minimum of whatever drug you need if you have a prescription CVS. I think they were at Walgreens. We are only now allowed to use our medical benefits at Walgreens. Walgreens, at Walgreens, Okay, can't go to see We used to be able to go wherever you wanted. Now, sour so at Z and Andrews jingle Ball. I go up to uh, the gentleman who runs New York's benefits plan.

He's he's the guy you go to. So I said, hey man, how you doing a great which smooth or whatever? I said, Who's no offense If it was your idea, I'm sorry, but no offense. Who's the fucking genius who decided? Now, by the way, I'm complaining that because I don't love Walgreens, They're fine. I don't live near one, right, No one took that into consideration. I don't live near one so if I need medicine, I have to go drive sick somewhere that God knows where, one of thousands and thousands

of employees. That my point is, there's more CVS is in where I live, by a lot now nationally, I don't know. But what's great for you, it might not be great for somebody, which is why you don't sign an exclusive deal, is my point. Up until this year, we go anywhere, I guess is they got it on the cheap okay, So I say to him, who's the genius who came up with the idea UD to lock us into one store? All right? Larry David? So he says, no, not a Larry David things. So he says no, No,

He says to me, funny story. Yeah, what's so funny? He says, Well, we agree that was a terrible idea. So I said, oh great, what are we doing about it? He says, we're locked into a three year contract. We can't get out of it. Well, I hope somebody said something to this asshole who comes. He goes, he's not with the company anymore. What they fired him? No, the guy wrote the policy, made the deal, and then he didn't work from yeah, no joke. He probably did. He

no joke, he did. He works for Walgreens. Now, what the fuck? How about that? That's a scampony. That's a scampony, So fuck you. Medical guy who left so he fought it in the elevator, got out and then went to work for the air freshener company. How about that? How about that? Oh my, so every time I drive now tend stand. I don't blame Walgreens. A fine group of people. That's what happened. That guy was like, ibably knew he was getting that gig. I don't know if he did, redidn't.

I'm not casting spersions, all right, you know what. Let me play about that. Let me play devil's advocate. Maybe it went a little something like this. Maybe the guy worked on that, that that project of getting the three year contract for Walgreens exclusive four months. You're a good person. He's talking to the Walgreens people and he gets in good with them. It can happen. Then he's like and then at the end of sealing them said, they said, you know what, you're really good at your job. Man,

will you come work for us? We'll pay you three times what you're making over there for that because now they're gonna get more money. So they signed a sweetheart deal. So so so he probably was like, huh, I'm gonna make more money working for Walgreens. I'm out here, but you know what I've been. His first question was, what can I get my prescriptions for if I come to work for Walgreens? Anyway you want, I'm in right because

now he gets right. He does, he gets an He probably has better medical benefits than with that he left us with. But my thing, by the way, if you're listening, my heart, I love you, love the benefits. Just I have to drive now, I'm telling Devil's advocate. I'm thinking that he didn't do it knowing he was going to leave the company. You're just saying. I'm saying he didn't call them and say I'll sign an exclusive deal with you. Maybe he worked if you hire me. No, See, that's

where you're going with this. And I first it smelled like bullshit right there. I'm like, tweet tweet me at David Brody, tweet at Scary Jones at the Brooklyn Boys, and tell us if you think this is legit or what's scary? He's like, yeah, legiti ship. I think, I honestly think my and again here's my phypothesis. Your pythis pythothesis. Hypothesis he worked for I'm guessing he got so intimate with the Walgreens people were doing this deal for our

comp intimate that it found it. He was offered a gig there, and he was like, huh, ticking, offer me more money. I think I'm gonna leave the company and go work for them innocently, innocently, innocently not buying it. That doesn't happen. But you're also not buying your prescriptions. That's right. He fired in the elevator, and he quit. That's it. So the elevator and quit, fought in the elevator. Now I was doing Drake. That's the difference between us.

I go classic rock and you go hip hop. That's fine, truth, truth, all right. So this is not a problem I had at Target. I'm not blaming anybody. This is what happened to Target. A supervisor or manager made an announcement over all. The walkie talkies. A lot of the employees have walkie talkies, but they don't have headsets. So if you you ever walked through Target yet, could somebody please hop out in the part apartment right, Brandon, please come back to your register.

This is the announcement. Now you tell me what you would have done. Uh, woman, anyone within the sound of my voice please come up front and help empty the return bins. They're overflowing. First of all, everyone within the sound of her voice means every customer, because everyone heard it too literally, I know. So first of all, don't say everyone the sound of my voice because I'm not helping you out. But all of the employees where I was standing start laughing, and one of them goes, bits

you crazy. I love it. She got fired. No, she didn't say it into the into the walkie talking. She just looked at the walkie goings you crazy, I'm not. And she was like, none of the moved, none of the move. So she's like, everyone come up and help with the return bins. Nobody moved. I watched every aisle nobody went to help her because because pit crazy. But not only that, not only that, and this is just a lesson for everybody. This is like, this is um

the group email no response effect. When you talk to several people at once, people think someone else. Don't let somebody else, lets somebody else they passed. It's the pass the buck. Everyone needs to chip in person. I try if if you work in in an atmosphere, who if you're listening to this podcast in the corporate world, try not to email several people. If you want to get something done, email one person, because you give somebody up. The point is if you email direct person to person,

you are more likely to get a response. And the reason the reason why is the reason why is because the reason why is because is redundant. The reason fuck you, um, the truth be to oh, Spruce on the Holy shit, wait, put the headphones on. You gotta put the headphones on. We got a song for you. Yeah, Mario, Hi, Mario, se hi, Mario, Mario. Hold on. Mario's are our comedy producer. So when Spruce and I write comedy, Mario does whatever we Darrio. He smells so nice. I'm smelling spruce on.

Mario does smell nice? Happening? Hold on, here we go, Spruce, this is for use, sounded nice and now he is spruce on these That is a parody of a kiss song called Deuce. There's not many people listening, which and they don't have to produce well by Mario. Yeah, yeah, like vocals on that. No, I did not. I think that was Darren, right, that sounds like it sounds like shit, because because that sounds like Darren, Darren's good. Darren's a good guys, a good guy. How do you recovered yet,

Spruce from your Saints losing in the playoffs again? I have not. Yeah, I was thinking about you that a year long, Saint. I was thinking about you. Don't even bother sending condolences to him or like good luck because he's so stressed before the game. He would respond, and then after the game you're like, hey man, sorry about your Saints. You won't hear from him for a week. Don't even bother. Don't even bother sending it because he didn't look at his phone. No one to know about it,

because call me during the during the game. People will call me during the game, don't bother. I literally just pick up the phone and could do this and hang up. That's all I do. Spruce is from basically a one sport town. Yeah, but I mean, if New Orleans didn't have a basketball team going up, and who's rooting for the Pelicans? I mean New Orleans the dumbest name in sports. Well, the Pelican is the state bird of Louisiana. I know that's why. But the New Orleans Hornets, even though it

didn't make any sense. We don't have hornets. But okay, but but the team, the name of the scary Do you remember the name of the basketball team that played in New Orleans before the Pelicans hold on Spruce and they had They had a very New Orleans, New Orleans name, and then moved to a city where the name of the team makes no sense. Now, think of things, Think of things that when you think of New Orleans. What else that's a great name for a basketball team, the

New Orleans Come. I know it's the current Utah Jazz. It's you used to be the New Orleans Jazz. Yes, which made sense. Utah Jazz doesn't make any sense. Okay. L A Lakers, we the l A Lakers. There's no real Lakes in Los Angeles. Where were they from? I think we I talked about this. It was Minneapolis. I think I said in Minnesota. The last time people gave me Minneapolis Lakers. Well, the Brooklyn Dodges, we talked about this. They dodged the l A Dodges makes no sense, none, none, none,

But it's brand brand awareness. Now, if the Houston Texans moved some some some sports teams, like we have the A team in the playoffs right now, one of the final four teams that changed their name and their uniform and everything because it didn't make any sense when they moved.

You know which team I'm talking about, dund not the Dope, not the Chiefs, not the Packers, not the forty Niners because that's the gold Rush, the minor forty Niners, the Green Bay Packers, the packing meat packing industry, Kansas City Chiefs is all the The Tennessee Titans, Yes, who are they? They were the oh I don't know where they came from. The Houston. The Houston Oilers became the Tennessee Titans. They used to have an oil rig on the side of

their helmet. That makes no sense in Tennessee. So what does Titans have to do with Tennessee? Remember the Titans. Uh, there's a reason for it. It wasn't a random thing because they should be like the volunteers. No, if you if you, if you look at you know what, google it, don't tweet me. But I had something to do with, uh, I don't know. The Newsmakers, the Tennessee, the Dreams, the Tennessee Grand ol Opry. Why are the Tennessee Titans. There's

a reason. I remember, I still remember you remember. So we're just hanging out here. We're having a free, free for all kind of show. Good. That's why I brought Mario because Okay, the committee that chose the name had a desire to have a nickname that reflected strength and leadership and heroic qualities. Johnny Cash. Therefore, the Titans. Remember the Titans. Yeah, Johnny Cash, the Tennessee Johnny Cash. So I'm saying, so Spruce grew up in a basically one

sport town, so for him, the Saints are everything. Like in New York, you've got two baseball teams, three hockey teams in the area, two football teams, two basketball teams, teams the Bills. Not to a New York City person, they technically are the only football team that plays their games in New York State. And that's something. But there five miles away roughly or whatever. So but but in this general New York City area, we have a lot of options. Yeah, right, And so people like, oh I

like football, and basketball. I like hockey and baseball, whatever what happens. But he grew up in a town with just football at the time, so he lives and breathes and dies for this one team who watched twice. Who who do you root for? Now that the Saints through out of it. I don't root for anybody. I just like to watch a good game. Now. I don't care who is but Lawable because I had the Saints. I had money on it. So if the Saints lose, I can't talk to him till like Wednesday. Yeah, all right.

If it's Monday and I football, then I have to wait till Thursday. Thursday. Now, yeah, lost two weeks ago. Spruce, he's been on the edge. He's coming out of the haven't shaved in months. By the way, when you walked in here, I don't know if you noticed. Spruce did not? My man, you scary here, scurity, and you also didn't what's up ombre to Mario? Who is hispanding? It's just a thing that happens. But you have to signature, must Mario. But he looked him like he wanted to bring him

more bread. No, Mario, Mario has got that. I got the light stash. He's got a five o'clock stanto. Now Mario has got an Italian name. That's true. Howd that happened? How that happened? It's just also a human name, so that's how it happened. It's just also a thing there too. That's really how it happened. Now, weird how that happened. It was like, I'm not gonna be a man resolution Yeah, somebody texted in this morning, Hey, your phone producer diamond

sounds like Mila Coon has had that happened? They were why why does she sound like milk? Because she does? Like said, why, oh, I need your help with something I got. Um maybe you can help me understand this. Does this sound like it's a scam or not? If it's a sound like legit? Okay, So I was selling a TV on Craigslist for two seventy five dollars. I got new TV. I want to sell the old one. It's in really good condition. It's definitely worth two seventy five.

So these two things happened. The first one, I got this email it's a four K TV. Mario not want that. I just want to hear the offer. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I don't need him stealing my TV email. Okay, all right, so I got this email. I was actually looking for it. That's all I need. I want to buy this. How long has it been used? I'd like to take it? Text me at blah blah blah again. I'll read it again to you. I now. Now, normally when you when

you want to buy something, becuse. Let's you say, hey, I'm interested in the TV. Here's the link of the product I'm talking about. I was actually looking for it. That's all I need. I want to buy this. How long has it been used? I'd like to take it. You're also reading it scammish. Okay, it sounds like a scam to Mario as a Cuban radio radio, as a Cuban Normy, here we go. I was actually looking for it. That's all I need. I want to buy this. I

give it to Spruce. Read it as a New Orleans guy who works in radio, who spent a lot of time in Louisiana growing up Mississippi, Louisiana. Just a guy here. Come on now, I was actually looking for it. Now you see, that's all I need you. I want to buy this Alonge with some gumbo. You know how long has it been used? I like to take that night, y'all? Text me? Can you read it as a guy's an Italian guy from Brooklyn? None, I wasn't gonna do that. Guy.

What are you gonna do? Which access is Craigslist? Yeah? Okay, right there? Okay, um, I was actually looking for it, That's all I need. I want to buy this. How long? How long has it been used? I'd like to take it? Text me made? Okay? Is that? What did you just to? A Middle Eastern vampire Jewish? That's your Jewish? Shock, that's your jew You are my Jewish? Was actually anybody else religion? That's a Russian? It's a Russian Jew. No, I'm kidding. I was actually, Um, I was walking through the lab

one late one night. You're doing the monster mash mash, the scary mash up monster mash. I want to pull up monster mash, the scary mesh mash. Why do you want the monster mash? It was a pie. It was on his podcast, to get Scary Mash. It was a podcast. Man, this is his accent. Scary was doing. He got it? Yeah, hold on, he does the worst acts by a great Southern New Orleans accent or whatever that was. That was, that was, that was that was comes here we go

scary playing the monster man finding Halloween. Okay, we can't play a lot of this in the love late one light when my eyes be hitter and he he shight for my mom stuff from his slap rise and suddenly actually looking for how long has it? Text me to Petra? Stop giving the guy's email dress out that guy? Did you respond back to you? Didn't? I did? I did? His fellow is he gonna get leg what I wrote? I'm glad you want it? I have it. I would like the money for response, just like Okay, I'm gonna

just go in with you. Call me on it, Call me on it. It's the worse like an AX. What you left, dude? What? It sounds like a mix between Count Chocola and the Monster Mask guy. They had a child, it was it was not it was didn't make general love. It was angry love. Clearly, clearly, clearly, this guy is not like someone who wants like he sends that to everybody.

He doesn't say what he wants. He just wants what if he just speaks broken English, but he's if they use Google translators, say the word television, say something TV. He never responded back once you know, he didn't respond response. So then I got I got somebody hit me up on instant messenger on Facebook for the same TV. So it's selling for to seventy five. The guy writes back, what is your best offer? Right? Like right, give me

your best offer. I'm in, baby, let's go. So I wrote back, I'll take to sixty if you're picking up this weekend. I'm taking fifteen dollars off a good deal. He writes back two d question mark. Yeah, so I told you my best deal was to sixty. But if you offer me two hundred, I'm in. And what is that? So I wrote back, said that is not better than my best offer. That is substantially less if you had said to fifty, please help me out. I need the TV. I got. What's your best offer to sixty? Oh? Would

you take sixty less than that? No? No, because they think they can haggle. They don't think it's your fine. But don't ask me what my best offer is because to them, they're like, no, I can get some more money off this guy. Because he's then come close bringing it to forty take a ship take a shot in the neighborhood. Maybe the guy's desperate. Maybe a week from now, when I didn't sell the TV, I'll go hey to forty guy, my wife wants the TV out of the house.

It's yours with two forty two day so then I get I get another one. She says, is the TV? Is the TV available? Right? Even though the post says this TV is available? Is the TV I saw us? I said, yes, TV's available. Uh, what's your best price? Again? I say to yeah, is oh? I like the TV. I have checked my husband first. It's right, good story. I okay, great, okay. Three days later I go, hey, right back, talk to your husband. Yes, he says, it's okay. Uh,

here's my address. When can you bring it? Bring it? Bring it? No, No, this is how it works. Is you come and get it. I'm a delivery service. You come get it. She writes back, I don't have a car. Well, you also don't have a TV. Because because it wasn't like she's in the next town, She's forty five miles away. She she she doesn't live in my town. But something she's there's a Facebook has a marketplace right with like groups.

Everybody they're in the region right forty five. So if you want me to put the TV in my car rty five miles roughly whatever it was, I go back. We're back up in two seventy. Now I can't give you this kind of the thing. You're what am I? Mike the truck guy like, Hey, bring a TV to my house? Would you like me to mounting on the wall for you too? What do you want bring? Yeah, that's Mike, I got the truck. I'm coming with the TV.

You audited man smelled by the way d a f you you're saving, you're saving, you're saving money on the tax. You're saving three dollars on the TV and you want to deliver it. But here's the thing. You know, they probably got rewarded for that kind of behavior before, which means a lot of people probably caved. So you know, and you know, I'm gonna do this, do this again. It's worked for me in the past. They probably have you know, counter offered these final offers, these best prices

and got away with it. So that's why they came to you, and they you know, so you're you're just a hardass. I think a lot of people you would deliver the TV. I think a lot of people will be like, you know, just get it off my hands. It'll let me get it out of their desper You're not okay. If if I was so good, I'm not spending on gas to drive to her house. Yeah. Beat David Bernie stand for douche bag, take the money the girl, do her a favor. And Scary Jones s J stands

for a shitty Jewish accent. Man. Did you gotta meet some people in the middle sometimes that I'll meet you. I'll meet you twenty miles away. Fix glass. Okay, So, speaking of uh the fuck? Did you see the ad for Super U not his gus? Did you did you see the ad for Super U that got them in trouble last week? So? Uh, they released this car in Europe and it's a special Super U with a flair kit like you know, like wide rim areas wide on

the bottom and everything. It's called the it's the SUPERU Forrester and it's the Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special Forrester, Ultimate Customized Hit Special. And on the car show on the floor, you see that right there, the big signs. They highlighted the first letter of every word Mario read the first letter of each word. Um uh you okay, Yes, it's the Fox edition of the Super and they had

to apologize. And now they said they will not release that edition in America because in other countries it doesn't mean that right. So the question is, did they do it deliberately or someone just wasn't paying attention. I don't think somebody. I think they weren't paying attention. I think they did it deliberately and hoping they would like get one past the goalie, you know in China. Yeah? Did they do it to get caught and then viral like we were talking about them right now? Is this is

this what they want? They want we like a Kardashian world Now when we do bad things to get caught doing bad things. I think we are experiencing the result of the of what they wanted. We are the We are the fruits of their labor. Yeah, they didn't. Should we ask them the Walgreens question? Get their opinion? Yeah, and then we gotta we gotta wrap it up? Nfortunately, can I read one? So I want to read one text that came into the Morning show. First, it said

it's start up Thursday. Brody needs to have his finger on the button for the scary slip in jingle and I and I wrote, hey, thanks, I love you. You know whatever. Uh, and she's I said, hashtag Brodian scary. I texted back Tor. She wrote back, it's always Brodyan scary because you're better. Now. Wait, this is more to it. So I wrote back, I said, that's not true. We're equal with This show is successful because of both of us.

And she I said, please, don't you know Scary ces could leave Brody in here by himself with a microphone. We just oh, you saw the partition. Okay, So I said, ne listen, Scary and I are partners. Would you everything saying I appreciate that, But I said, Scary sees these texts, be nice to show it back. Okay, okay, okay, sorry Scary, but it's still brod and scary. It's all right. So anyways, my point was, she was like, I'm sorry, not sorry,

it's broody, self serving text to the day. No it wasn't, No, it wasn't. Here's my self serving text. So let me just say I want to I want to shout out Joe. I don't read I don't read the scary Jones praise texts. I just oka. Yeah, okay, so Joel, not because there's only two of them, You're generous. No. So, Starry made a comment before about my other podcast, and the guy happened to get a tweet from Joe Bacalla. He's a

big fan of Walkers and Talkers. He said, Brody, you'd think as a Walkers and Talkers fan, I'd be open to the Brooklyn Boys, but I wouldn't give it a chance. Well, I was wrong. Hit the jingle, Joey, you're wrong, Joey, You're wrong. It's the best podcast I listen to. Now tell Scary I love him? So yeah, no, I know you know what people discover slowly? Yeah? Or whatever they scover? Yeah okay, so here's the last story of the day. Yeah,

however they find is we love him. But I want your pick a Scary and I disagree with he said, or whatever they discover they discover the Brooklyn Boards or something else. I need, we need your opinion because Scary and I disagreed. And there's two of you, so it may come out to a two two tie. Real real short. A guy who works worked for our medical benefits department signed a three year contract that we can now only get our medicine from Walgreens drug store. Are you happy

about that? No? Okay? Good? Neither am mine because I don't live near Walgreens. Okay. So I complained to HR the guy in New York. Did I know who works? I say, who's done? Idea is that he goes, Oh a guy. Guy said, well, give me his email address. I want to complain, he goes. The guy didn't work here anymore. He signed a deal at Walgreens. He left the company. So I said, the fuck where does he work? Is he left the companies now working at Walgreens? What so one of us? Well, first of all, I got

fun inflaming man when I heard this. Right then I said, wait, let's think about this logically. So I think he's a Something's something. He signed a deal, got a sweetheart money on the side. Something's going somewhere, something's wrong. You bring my hard over here to us, and we'll take care

of you. My thought is maybe, in working out that deal, which probably took a couple of months to put together, he worked intimately and closely with the people of Walgreens, and by the end of the thing, they said, you know what, you're great. How about you come over here and work for us, but twice to pay you really impressed His left He left eye Heart to go to Walgreens for an innocent reason, and he just kind of fell into that job, meaning because he took him a while.

You know, you never know. I'm just saying, so what do you think? That's elucid. That's a lucid and articulate and intelligent argument. But I don't believe it. You think he had You think that he had every intention I'm gonna fun this company in the way at the door. In fact, maybe he didn't go at it like that in the beginning, but in the in the middle of it,

he went, I'm gonna get something now, you know. Yeah, he came, Oh, if the general manager of the Saints trades the best player on the team, trades the best player on the team, now it's personal to the Titans. And then a month later goes and works for the Titans. Something's up, something going down? Okay, Mario with it. I think there's some shady ship because you don't just sign a deal like that. And then just like oh, actually, walk Green seems kind of chill. And then like the

break out and then break out. There's some weird ship going on. And again love Walgreens. They do great film developing, nothing to getting, not a sponsor. Who is their film developed anymore? Sometimes just printed. Yeah, they have FedEx pick up like they're a good company. I just feel like this guy and their snack section is exceptional. Scruce feels the same way, all right, that you think it's shady, Alright,

I do. I think I think is shady. Think like I think there's still some good in the world and the guy just fell into the job. All right. I'll just try and look for that angle too. But this specifically reels a little. It reeks, it sobs not right, subs not right. There's some six ship going on, and if you're sick, go to Walgreens get maybe you'll see what we got. We got no choice. Guys. Thanks for hanging out today you first time. You guys are from New Orleans, Cuba. But we are boys, boys Las