#108 Rock-A-Bye Skeery On The Tree Top

count number now we didnt number. We're like bonus. Called it a bonus and it got the most episode listen. It was interview of U Jeremy Pit Jeremy Piven, who was great. Yeah, okay, so this is Friday or day late. We had a holiday party yesterday. We want to get

to that later. A lot to talk about the holiday party, Yes we do, and not only that, U with the recap Thanksgiving, want to read yes, which includes my trip to Disney and my trip to my house in Brooklyn where Aunt Millie she didn't want to go back to the assistant, so as I always do. Oh, I got here that and then she pretended to fall asleep on the bark or lounge. So here's what I love about. I'm sorry, could you take me back tomorrow? Here's what

I love about. The slices are slices are fantastic listeners. I go to Disney, the happiest place on earth, and people are tweeting me, can't wait to hear what was wrong, can't wait to hear your rant and so don't worry. Plenty went wrong, plenty of ranting, some free dessert stories, a lot of good thing. But the thing is, you would think that a company like Disney would have their ship buttoned up. Well, you'll hear, I will, I will

be graphics now. I would feel like they, of all people, wouldn't need to give out free to see you would think you would think I would think that they were there so perfect. And I go there. We go there almost every year in service. That's we save up for. We go for a few days. Uh, and listen, I love Disney. Nothing bad to say at Disney. But there were some experiences not up to part we'll talk about that. I'm talking about. How tell you how proud my daughter

made me of her in one of the experiences. So proud? Uh. And then I'm I'm going to tease forward and tease something. I'm gonna mention my problem with gender reveal parties because I did tease that last episode, I didn't get to it. I'm gonna tell you about you know, I'm gonna slip this in Tales over Cocktails. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Remind me that our friends down the hall who do the podcast Tales of the Cocktails, whom have an issue with them. I'm not sure how I feel.

And I promise you this is not one of those like, yeah, sure, okay, I have some audio. I have not let Scary here. I was just able to download it. Hopefully we'll plan on the big Elvis stran in morning show on Monday. But the files are really large. I had to figure how to upload them. I knew how to do it, but I uploaded him that I got them, but they were hard last night. I didn't have them ready in time for the morning show this morning, so I apologized

to I have. I have two clips I made into three, but they're two clips. Scary has not heard It's not a bit, it'sy has not heard them. No, because in fact, you kicked me out of the studio. I did put them into did in fact we're in the backup studio where I run the board. Yeah, so because I can't even let him see the board, I don't want him see the button is nothing. So he's running the controls today, right,

So I want? I wanted? Scary is honest reaction to this, because so I'm telling you, this is the kind of sound you're gonna go back and listen to again and again. It's one of those I think we'll have it on the show. I think it'll be good sound for the show. Quality's like all like goofy look, and he has no idea. It's obviously making fun of me. Something I might have set on a microphone somewhere. It was drunk. I'm not okay. Let me just preface this. I was drunk at the

company party yesterday. We had an afternoon party, which, by the way, is brilliant because it gives everybody the afternoon off, so you were pretty much work a half day. In the second half you spend drinking. I did not get any sound from the party. It's not what it's about. Because at one point I did say scrophone at the company and I was yelling into the mic. I said to stay aged first before you finished this. So they had ten bags. Uh. We threw raffle tickets and each

one represented a prize head phones. By the way, listen, let's not let's call it what it is. It's a Chinese auction. Okay, fine, that's no. No, no, Now they refer to them as tricky trays because the PC police and the snowflakes. No no, no, everyone's pissed. No, you can't say Chinese snow flakes and have now call it the tricky tray. That's what it's a tricky trade for a long time. Now. No, it's a Chinese auction. Okay, that's what they're called at Scary Jones. I don't know

why they changed the name. I don't know how what was offensive? Hold on? Is there something wrong? D hold on? Look at your phone. Why is it called the Chinese auction? This gotta be If it's something offensive and racist, then I apologize. Oh hold on, Oh yeah, you don't want to do that. We were. Chinese auction is also known as a penny raffle or chance auction. At the time, Chinese laborers were paid low wages, and Chinese came to mean cheap in American slang. But it doesn't mean. That

doesn't mean cheap because the raffle tickets are inexpensive. This perhaps has led to the characterization. So there's an article from the New York Times. Uh yeah, so it's called that because it's a cheap auction. There are multiple sites. Yeah, it was cheap. You know how much? Tickets were free? The tickets were free. But why are they trying to associate? Let's check Wikipedia? Hold on, Oh my god, ah well, they want my two seventy five to use to use Wikipedia? No, thanks,

just put an ad up at the top. No, you know what you do the work to write Wikipedia. The people write Wikipedia. What do you have to pay them? Okay, what do you find? Oh? No, this? Wikipedia says it's unclear whether this type of auction actually originated in Chinese. It is much more likely the term derives from chance auction, which is also know the name for this type of auction. The term Chinese may have been used in the case to convey that this type of auction was mysterious, intriguing,

or secretive. See but then, but that's like no, but that's not good either. Hold on, um, the mere fact that you can't pinpoint why it's wrong and outdated and offensive. Is reason enough to keep it name that because there's nothing clear there's no clear evidence that that that's racist or that's wrong. On. Let's see if people are it goes back the term Chinese auction offensive. Let's see, you're gonna get opinion sites now. No, I'm just saying, the

snow flakes have spoken. It's a tricky tray. Hold On was I don't know why, but even if something is somewhat sound, it sounds like it could be offensive. They change the name. Uh. It was also a term called a Chinaman's chance, meaning you had no chance Chinese immigrants who had no protections under the law. Z z z. They kick name change. Oh, here it is two twelve politically correct name. Hold On just says hold on it

sayld On, I'll just wait wasting precious time here. You know what, I don't like any of these answers to read them right. I. I don't think you can call it a Chinese fire droll, though, when everyone gets out of the car and switches seats, I don't. I don't. I don't know why that's offensive, nor do I know why it's because you said the word Chinese and there must be some offensiveness in there, so let's change the name, all right. So I'm not gonna get into it because

I'm not sure. Okay, as a as a white person, I don't get it why this is offensive. I'm not gonna say it. But there was a story came out of San Francisco. I told you the story. Uh, sportscaster in San Francisco made a comment about Lamar Jackson, who's the quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens. You could do this here on this podcast. No, because if it is offensive, I don't want it to. But is it offensive because you you told this to me? But okay, but again,

we're white hashtag we're white? And what I mean is like I'm Jewish, right, you can't determine for me what's offensive. For instance, Dill is offensive. You can't tell me whether or not Dill is offensive. So I can't tell people of color what's offensive. But I describe what happened, you can't. Okay, I'll tell you the story, and I'm not gonna let's

not discuss that. After I tell you the story. Why not just have people look up the story, because then that's going to require them to hit stop on this, but I don't want to. But here's the thing. I look, we're not snowflakes. I don't want to white splain something. And I feel like, unless you know what, when Spruce comes in, Spruce is coming by today, we have a we have a for him. We have a we have

a jingle for Spruce. If Spruce comes in, people be our residents, sports expert of color, and he can decide whether or not he's offensive. But keep in mind he doesn't speak for all people of color. But I like this world, no one speaks for everyone. That's right, that's right, so right, So we'll get Spruce's opinion. I did tell him I'm gonna text him right now, hold on him the tom right now, come down. I told him to come down because he's working on a jingle for me.

But let's let's get Spruce on the lucy here, please alright, come by, but the me in the meantime, I don't understand what's offensive by Chinese auction. Okay, waityway, waitywait back to the story. I'll have to please I. I don't want to forget this because it is fantastic, and I'm going to forget it. So it's already forgot. No, it's already forgotten. Um where is it here? I want to

get the name right, you son of a bitch. The the young lady that did the flow chart for us the last time did episode one oh seven as a flow chart, I don't get where is it? She sent it to me in my email and I cropped it and I did not leave her name on the page. And she's gonna be mad. So we'll give her props

next week. But I'm gonna put it on Instagram. We'll put on both of our instagrams at David Brody, who needs more followers, At Scary Jones, who doesn't need more followers, at the Brooklyn Boys, who I just want to but again, Instagram follows. No, if you look, look at you, so look at that. It's a train wreck. So that's just reminded me because we are a train wreck again today. So is there anything on that float trut that was not resolved? I don't have to go back and look,

I will. I will say it is that. I feel like our shows a lot of dead ends. Absolutely it is. And then you turns and then going the wrong way. Okay, So there was these ten bags roughly, and you had to drop in your your raffle tickets in the bags of stuff you wanted you want to I wanted to win the TV. Somebody want to win the iPad. So they had a guy from one of our sister radio stations doing the okay five seven three. He ran out of voice. Then another guy took over, and then he

rented a voice, and they pointed at me. They're like, Scary, get over. So I turned to uh, a friend of ours in sales, not gonna mention his name doesn't matter, And I say, oh no, they gave the microphone to Scary. I said, Scary loves a microphone like nobody especial you when he's in a club. So two things are gonna happen. He's gonna he's gonna start you will put it up like he's in a club, and he's gonna find a way to mention a client. And you did both of those.

Do you remember what you said when you grabbed the mic? Um, Well, I welcomed everybody you know, you know, not exactly. So we're at a place called Spin. Spin is a spin It's like a pool hall, but with ping punk table. It's I have not had that much fun in a long time. I love peele pin pong is must be pretty boring. I'm boring ping pong. Growing up in Brooklyn, middle class at best in an apartment. I would go to my cousin's houses wet basements, and they had pool

tables and ping punk tables. And that was always to me like what rich people had. Whether it is or it isn't, a fact, that's to me in my mind as a kid. Wow, my rich cousins have a pin punk table or pool table, never have that, And so I've never had a ping punk table. I do have an air hockey table now, so I feel like I'm sort of successful. That being said, So I had a foodsball table when Gregg T and I were roommates. It was a nice one, was it was it? When you

live there? It was the black and yellow when you guys lived together. Was it scary with Greg T? I'm sorry, just just oh my god, wow that anyway, So I was the champion of my day camp when I was killed that guy. Oh, I was yeah. And then we went to Puerto Rico on the party plane. Josh and I took over the ping pong tables. For hours. I have no coordination and I do not and I cannot hit a ball with the paddle light enough. It goes off the table every time. I can't do it. You're

like Frankenstein the boom. You have to have a little bit of finesse, a little bit of right, speaking speaking of not having finesse, you grabbed the mic and said, what's up? Motherfucker? I didn't say motherfucker? Yes you did. Did you ask anybody? Ask anyone that was there? Go find anyone in the building right now? Who was there? You said, what's up? Motherfucker's? No, I did not, Yes you did. What did you say? You don't remember who was there? I didn't use m f first. Then he

said fuckers. He said, what's up, suckers. That's what you may have said that. You may have said what's up, suckers, now that I think about, he said what's up? And I turned to the guy from our sales team and I said, when I tell you, nobody was offended by that, right? No, because it was a party. Are they gonna go change Are they gonna change this in the dictionary or something? No? This was this was a private party. But no, we had the whole room with the whole room, so no

one was offended. And then I said, here comes to the client mentioned. Now there were Amazon Echo dots. Yes, there was TV beats. There was a bunch of electronics. One of them was a Sloman's doorbell. The camera and you could have you could have announced any more of the back the baskets. You looked at all of them and you went, I we got a Sloman's doorbellell now based off of my commercial that I do that runs in where he says, uh, the first forty people that

call now. But anyway, so I knew you'd go for your product. I knew even there, and I yelled, hit the jingle, bitch. But we're in a pink pong hall. No one's gonna hit the jingle. But you did. You did. So is this the said audio that you have? I wish to god I had that audio, but I don't have this audio. No, No, it's not No, it's nothing from the party. It's nothing from the party. Okay, all right, I know you're still trying to guess. Let's move on.

So I want to hear about Thanksgiving because my Disney thing is long. All right, tell me about your Thanksgiving quick Thanksgiving thing, you know, just some resolution. I told you that Aunt Millie had no clue at first that Aunt Jenny had passed away. My parents then followed up by going to see my aunt when your father they told her. So, we're very happy, tells your father, by the way, is like five nine. He's about before I

ever met your dad. Just hearing his voice though he was, I thought he was like, you know, Herman Munster tall like that today today? But you mean he's not that tall, No, he's not. Yeah, but he's got that today. He's still got that. He's got that. I want to go pick up my Aunt Millie at the Assistant Living Home, like carry her. I want to go pick her up. Well, they said pick her up loving thirty. So I picked her. I drive by and there she was sitting outside already.

Like yeah, Millie, what are you? What are you doing? She says Anthony, I've been sitting out here for two hours? I'm like two hours? What? She had her coat on, ready to go. I'm like, I get it, you're anxious to get out of there. But I said, but Mommy told me to pick you up at Mommy my mother, I call her I called my mom mommy to my aunt. When I'm not I don't call my mom mommy to my mom. I called my mom mommy to others. I just want everybody I know that. I just want everybody

to hear that. Oh, by the way, it was Italian thing. It was Milia Balas who did the float shot for us. Thank you, Malie Blass Slice for Life. So she so Millie was like, um, yeah, I've been sitting here for about it at two hours. Wait a second, it must be a communication problem here. So then I get to the house. And by the way, she's not alone. When my mom would lived in Brooklyn, they get ready like three hours earlier. No, she would stay at a hotel

maybe ten minutes from my house. I would say, my coun stay at the house. No, it's too many steps. I like it. I like my privacy. I stayed talk toel I get a good rate. She moves them into a good rate, of course, So she'd stay at the Marriott. So I would I would call, I go Mom leaving the house. Now you know, I'll be there like twenty three minutes. That's the whatever it was. I would get there, she'd be you know, flustered already on the bench. Where are you outside? I go, my I told you twenty

three minutes. That's about right. So it's an old So that did you. She's older, older, old, older than general. I didn't want to keep you waiting, she I said, well, Mom, you make me feel worse because I was making I always make you wait for me. It'd be okay, I'm sitting in my car. It's no bog deal. You're on in the cold, on the bench. But they do that so they can go. I was waiting on the bench all this time. I think it's the guilt. I think it is. Well. Well, anyway, when I got to my house,

I confirmed with her mother. I said, MA said, did you tell her night dirty? And you told me eleven thirty? You maybe look like an idiot. My wife lies to me about time. I was like, no, I told eleven dirty and telling you. She just wanted to just lay it on. And then the day went well, it was great. Obviously she knew about had at Jenny and we had a nice afternoon. And then finally I hear that I wasn't here for this because I went to go do my Macy's appearance. Did I say Macy's. Did you you

have a Mazye's appearance? Ye? Thanksgiving Day hit the jingle bitch, you know. And then I find out that from my mother. I'm like, so I had the rest of the night go and she said it didn't end well, said what happened? Well? Aunt Millie went to go get comfortable on the couch. She fell asleep, and then after dessert, and then when it was time to bring her back to the assistant living, she was pretending to be asleep. It's like, what's up? No, no, I'm tired. I'm tired. I don't want to can't take

me back to the jail south. She was like, no, I just want to rest here. I don't want to go. I'm going. I'm going tomorrow morning. Wait, because take me back tomorrow. I just want to sleep here all night. You know, we all my sisters take it back to your place? Wanted to. I wasn't home. I was at my Macy's appearance. Duh, all right, man, just say you were appearing. She was so so I find I come to find out that she didn't want to go, and then they really had to coerce her and it became

a big deal. And then they finally got her to go back. And it's so depressing because because my aunt has always lived on her own, and she's you know, she's she's there. I thought you're gonna say she was nine. No, no, she's ninety six. Did she put her fingernails and scratched the walls as you dragged her out by her ankles? It wasn't that. No, but it just sucks today you gotta get around to she's out all her marbles. It's just what did she take from your house? She physically

can't get around. Did she take any from your house? She walks with a walker. No, I'm not going to answer this. Did you have the hurricane? No, she does not know. She's gonna walker tennis balls, tennis ball. My mom's got wheels. Wheels, Yeah, I get a fancy one. So so so so she had to go back. She has an amp for speakers. I just I just thought it was um uh, she put us in that position. Is it wrong to get my mother spinning rims for the thing for Hana for the walker on her walker? No,

not at all. All right, walkers, you know you should do water on twenties. You should make her a walkers and talkers walker. You should give those out as prom promo items. She walks about the pace of a zombie these days. So there you go, walkers and talking walkers and talkers walker. I think there's something there for your listener or walker and talker line of walkers. Does your mom walking like a zombie walker talker walker? Right? And walking talking walker and talker walker with the logo of

your your podcast like that? See all right? And then as it rolls it goes cut me, okay, So yeah, I mean, it's just what do you do in a situation like that? They guilt you into it, And now we're gonna have the same issue on Christmas? What did she say to you when you gotta Did she not want to go to your car? No, she didn't want to get into the car. She was like, right, but once you got comfortable here. But once you got her in the car, it wasn't me, my father or you

didn't drive her again. I was at my Macy's. I'll step out for the record. Stop if you stopped asking me the same question, you knew where I was. I don't listen. Why the hell are you asking me? You're setting me up all right, all right, I twisted your arm. So anyway, so that was that. That was Thanksgiving. How how was the food though? What was the Italian food?

We did egg plant roller tiny and it was amazing. Anyway, Wait a minute before I forget, did you already have to talk with your mom about Italian food for Christmas? She funked up last year? Yeah, wasn't it? You want stuff shells? And your father was like, no, something. I haven't had the conversation yet, but I gotta I gotta have that. What did she make last year? It was just like, I don't know it was zedi or something. Yeah, big ZD. You wanted stuff shells, manicotti. I want stuff.

I want stuff with regret the cheese. Right, I want shells, stuff shells. I want a tubular like it. It doesn't matter, as long as it's tubular. It could be It could be Manicott, manicat, it could be stuff shells, it could be ravioli. As long as the pasta something stuff with cheese, stuffed pasta. Right, that's fair request. It is a fair request. Your mother was thinking, Aunt, I'm gonna try something. Who

do you do with ZD? You gonna put bolon between it. Okay, maybe you got to cover it with muchadel maybe, but I want regret. What about what about lasagna? It's got that in the lagers. La lasagna is always good because cheese. Lasagna is the meal that eats like a meal, cheese and meat and cheese and layers of pasta. Is that wrong with that? Butt me with a wet noodle. By the way, that's one of those dishes where when they go, oh,

it's a vegetarian lasagna, I go after yourself. Don't put that in front of My mother did that for my sister one year. Okay, if you're a vegetarian, that's fine, but don't serve it to non vegetarians. No, I don't. I wouldn't. Who would condone that? That's not a thing, that's do you stay? Should put you on a plane somewhere else? Sacrilegious? So yeah, so that's the end of that. And then finally, um, during the week, this is something

that's an episode that I haven't even spoken to you about. Um. I was on my way to another appearance and I'm not gonna name it, thank god, but it was snowing and Ways fucked me. Ways took me off roading to get a short cut through side streets in Caldwell, New Jersey. And I gotta tell you it made me go up this hill with it and my car. It's real real drive. I know where you are. Were you by the gas station when you're up to hill? Yes? Do you know

what that hill is? No, that's where the Sopranos house is located. That's right, I know. I knew the well it was right there. They had me going cutting through a neighborhood like houses. Right, Why is Ways doing this to me? Ways don't do that. It's snowing Ways, there's ice on the ground. And I have real real drive in my car. Right, I'm trying to get to my gig. I'm already ten minutes late. And then finally I just feel it as I'm creeping up the hill towards the

stop sign. Right, so you're driving there, you're up in the area right now. I'm yeah, yeah, I got I remember this right now? I need you, I need you. Can I get Can I get a soprano's opinion? First? Yeah? I have to. Okay, So I'm interviewing an intern. Her name is Mackenzie. I guarantee we're gonna I'm gonna hire her, not yet, she'll put you this show, but like, oh my god, she I think she I think maybe phrase that pretty sure, I'm gonna hire her. She's great, great

experience work for Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon. And so I said, Oh, what TV shows you watching right now? She says, the Sopranos. What. Yeah, I've been hearing all my life. How great to all My parents loved them. So I'm watching it. What are you up to? Season six in the middle? Really, Sopranos season six in the middle. That's great. We start talking about different things whatever. Then she leaves. Shelley Rome, one of her former interns who now works at night, is

a DJ. Love her to death. She says, uh, yeah, I gotta get home. I gotta finish on. I got a half a season left of a TV show, im binging, what are you watching? Sopranos? What? Two people in the same day a TV show that ended in what oh seven something like that. So I said, whatever, it's like, that's a big coincidence. So she says, that's ironic, and I said, yeah, but that's it was, So there you go. So I was all of a sudden, my car started

sliding everywhere. When I get to the top sign and I'm like, oh, all of a sudden, Brodie, it would not My car wouldn't go forward. And I was had about maybe a little thin layer of snow on the ground, and my car is sp it out, spinning out. It took me fifteen minutes to get up this hill, to make the turn to get up to the top of it. It was so depressing. I couldn't see your car front wheel drive. No it's not. I don't think it is. If it is, it sucked me. Almost every car's front

wheel drive. My charge is really certainly not all wheel drive. Anyway I had. The way I got out of it, I had to back up down the street. I was such an idiot at cars honking at me and everything, and I'm like shrugging my shoulders, like what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? I can't move, I can't go what do you do? So it was it was very dangerous. I will not take my car out in the snow ever again. I can't. I don't think that's a possibility. You live in New

York and the New York area. I'm gonna have to uber everywhere. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to work every day because your car can't handle the snow. Get snow time. That's a pain. We got to change them. When I was a kid, we used to put chains on the tires. That's not good. No chains. No, you can do one of two things. You can buy a spare up, like two tires. Because your car's not a wheel drive. You put the snow tires on the front of your car, I guess. But you have to

put them on the rim unless you have back up rims. People. Some people have back up rims. We're not gonna store this ship in the off season. Do you think I have a tool shed or something. I've seen some of your friends yet. No, you don't have ping punk table. Certainly don't. Yeah to me, you're not rich. You don't pick punk table. All right, we got a lot to get to. Let's this is just the beginning. Um, but we wanted to remind you that for the holidays, our friends at sent Bird is a great way to go

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let's see Spruce is texting me back. Oh, he's not in today, so we're gonna not talk about the Lamar Jackson thing. We'll have to wait. Yeah, go, I'll tell you what. Go look up the story about why the San Francisco forty nine is announcer got suspended and then give us your thoughts and we can talk about it next week with Spruce. Sounds like a plan, all right, So let me just talk about real quick gender revealed

parties and Adina Menzel. We have spoken about gender revealed parties right right, but to them and yeah right, it's just it's so selfish. So I was I was in an electronics store, uh about three weeks ago, and a woman was staring at a m I guess it was like a one of those home Google home whatever. It had face connect. She didn't have her own, so she asked the people it was PC Richard's son, not a

sponsor this podcast, just I love them. And when I was in their shopping and the people there let her connect to her daughter who was across the country doing a gender revealed gender revealed party. This woman who was to give me the grandma cute little little lady. She didn't have the technology, so the store actually let her use I think it was a laptop maybe whatever it was. She was face timing with them whatever. Uh you know what webcamming and uh, She's like, I said, well, I

looked at what are you doing? She was, my daughter is about to reveal the gender of my my my grandchild. I was like, oh, She's like, so I have to. I'm watching him very excited, and I just thought, you know, just tell them later. Don't be a prick to drag her, slip her to a store where she has to borrow some computer and wait and spend all this time in the day. First of all, for your announcement, right, what do you the town crier here? You hear you? You

know experience? You know who has babies? Everyone except you? Everyone? Yeah? Everyone, I get it. But there's only two options, right, boy or girl? As far as physical scientific I don't get in when they're adults whatever, But as far as the sexual sex of the baby, boy or girl, right, Okay, it's gonna be one of the other. People are gonna be the same happy for you regardless, hopefully his parents

you will be the same happy. He could be a hermaphrodite though well that could be yeah, but it's still a boy or a girl. Even that as both parts, they still give you one. Now, that would be a reason to sell it right if right now, now let's throw apart. If you got pink and blue shooting out or whatever. But people are dying now in this country because they've got to have exploding. One guy burned down hundreds of acres of of of a forest. We set fire,

he beat, took his gney blue something up. It set fire to the mountain. We all saw the girl, the naked woman on her stomach. Well that was a joke, blowing, I know, but blowing a fart out of her butt? And how did blue blue dust or pink dust? That was a spoof but I know, yeah, I know, I know you did. It was almost a it was almost a a statement on how far, how far we've gone. So if you've had a gender real party, I'm I'm not gonna looking to offend you, but you know how

it started. The woman It was an article, um, maybe an Huffington's post. A couple of weeks ago, the woman, the woman who invented the gender reveal, she had gone to a bakery and and she said, hey, can I get a different colored filling? I don't want to know what it is? And she put she wrote a blog and she put the picture up and it went viral and within a week, gender Revealed parties and cakes, bakeries were all coming up with it. But she started it.

She said, I had no idea and I'm sorry, doctor to tell call the bakery directly and let them know. And then she has to be an old Jewish woman. Now whatever she was, no she was, she was a woman of birth age, a birthing age, and I don't know what what her background was. The point is, The point is, well, we had three kids. The only time we did anything close to that was we asked the doctor to put the information in an envelope and we went home, into the privacy of her own home. Open

the envelope. You didn't have a party for you, You didn't invite a hundred people and get catering. We called on the parents and I said, you're you're going to be a grandparent. We're having a blank. In my case, it was girl girl I just think that those are those parties in general are just so selfish. It's almost saying like, you know what, you don't have anything to do on a Saturday, just blow your whole afternoon. I can't. I can't wait three months for a baby shower. I

got another idea. So again, if you want to have a party, that's fine, but just tell people when they get there. Hey, at four o'clock, we're gonna tell you. Okay, everybody, we're having a girl. Then people pretend like it matters to them. Oh my god, yeah, so happy for you. Oh you, And then they come up with the platitudes, you know, in the whole of the cliches. Oh a girl will love you. Hell, she'll be a daddy's girl. Oh your son will love you forever until he gets married,

he's still love you all. The first of all, first of all, I want a girl. The term daddy's girl is not it's not guaranteed. I say that as the father three girls. You want to elaborate on that, I'm saying. I'm saying, not necessarily are they then their mommy's girls. And that's fine that my my wife has a great relationship with them. But your daddy's little girl. Okay, don't

do that anyway. My point is, you know, if you want to serve a cake or pop a balloon, I just think trying to outdo people with like exploding things and flying a blimp over your neighborhood. It's it's it's an either boy a girl man. Everybody does it. You know what, I have a problem with the party period. I mean, if there was a party in a period, there would be a baby. I'm just saying people throw period parties, I know, and they have adge games. Oh remind me, say tell me what you're what are you

gonna say? And then I want to talk about tales of the cocktails. I got a real problem with them. Okay, that's how I feel. All right, I'm done right. You don't like parties at all. You don't like any of those parties. I don't like party to have a party. It's like to me, like even engagement parties are kind of on the bubble, because to me, an engagement party is again, we're not married. Happen in the next eight months. You're not getting one, So don't worry about I'm just

saying it happened. You're saying not even get not even make it to the altar. So why you have a wedding because you might get divorced? I think the wedding is a legitimate party. Yeah, I don't. I think the bridal shower is a legitimate party. I think the baby shower is a legitimate back story. Bachelorette party, bach, bacherette, that's it. I don't think you need gend to reveal parties. I don't think you just wed bachelor and then on bachelorette you went. I think bachelorette party is not as

important as bachelor. No, no, the same no pay words in my mouth and bachelortte party. Okay, that's fair. Beyond that, who wants to having these other parties? A party to have a party, I don't get it. I don't know what were they gonna have, like a no one uses the term going steady anymore. But like rather than an engaging party, we're serious, we're now calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend party, hooked up party. We hooked up. I gave her a promise ring. Let's have a promise ring. Party.

We find we finally had sex. Party. Where does it all end? But to me, that's all self centered stuff, every single one of those parts. What if the engagement parties by the parents. What if the two couples, the parents of both get together and they go, you know what, we're so happy. Our kids are thirty eight years old, forty five fifty years old, and never they were they were single. They never we've never thought they'd find someone.

Really on the bubble with engagement parties, and I just feel like, alright, go celebrate yourselves, have a little gathering at a bar. It doesn't have to be like a giant thing that acts and feels like a wedding. Because some engagement parties are over the top. Oh sure, coming out parties. I don't even know what a coming out party is. And that's not a gay thing, by the way, that's a South thing, like debutante balls, like girls come out.

They have coming out parties. Not for me. I don't even know what that is now, I mean, and don't google me. I mean, don't don't tweet me. I can google it. I've never cared enough to look. I know, it's like, oh, look at her, she's in the sixteen seventy or whatever parties. All right, let's go back to the tails of the cocktails. Okay, thing, so yesterday the Pink Punk Fest. Yeah, West from Tales of a Cocktails. Who's our I t guy that love West? Big slice?

He and uh Adriana is for life, Huge slices, slices for life. For fifteen minutes late, they go where we was? So West says to me, uh, listen to PODCASTA he said, like sliding in, sliding into the the v ms, the voicemail of the voice. He's gonna, yeah, I listen to the podcast one O four one oh five of the Vage game. He said, yeah, veggie game. We talked about that. He said, I think we're gonna talk about that on the Tales of Cocktails. I said, you're gonna talk about

how we talked about it. No, no, no, I think that'd be a good topic for us. Okay, So so I said, go far, Oh, that woud be a good topic for you. It would be a great topic for them. So you think, So you're okay with that they're taking on topic that I create. I created the topic from my experiences and what I've heard, and they're like, oh, we can't take that topic. We canna do it? I mean, now, granted they was four girls and a guy. Four girls,

six girls girls. It's Astra, It's Wendy and and Danielle. That's it. And I feel like there's three or four more in there. I forget their names. She showed something like added people and I can't keep tracks. A lot of girls in West. It's a chick fest in there by the way. I saw Wendy yesterday. She came up to me, Wendy wild KTU. Wait when he's the freaking they're all I love them all. She's the best. But when they's a Mets fans, I have a special place in my heart for her. And she's a rocker. She's

in a rock band. When he's the coolest, and she does Trappe stuff she does. I've seen her stuff. She may be the coolest anyway. So she came over to me as I was I was dealing with a client issue as as an executive producer. I had a lot of drama and you were drunk, so I took care of it. So I had things that start with dr drama. I had drunk, so I was like deep in the thing and she goes Brodie. She comes over and go hey, Wendy, And she's always bubbly and how's it going. Look, Chad,

are you doing and talking whatever? But I'm like in the middle of this long email, so I kept looking down like type and I don't want to forget anything, and I feel like I might have been like ten percent rude. Where she was like, oh, it's great seeing you, I was like, oh well, and I went, oh, I think I just I just cell phone. I think I cell phone, Wendy Wild So on my apologies, it happens. I apologize, but we've all been there. But when he's the kind of person that I would like to see

every day. But because she lives as she works other end of the hallway, I see like once a month. It's that's a long hallway. It's down where the Jersey kid works. Now it's so far anyway, So my apologies. So they're gonna do the topic. You'll find with it. Yeah, why not? If you've stolen from us, you've stolen twice. No, but I didn't steal it that that actually, yeah, this

one is the first deal. I think you'll let him do it, all right, So we're gonna play the audio back of them taking our topic about the vadge game. Once they do it, which would be great promotion for that's part of the way. I'm still waiting to find somebody you had that one on the phone. I got a clip here from football two weeks ago that I want to play here. I want to play here. Um, let me just say this was the Dolphins game. I don't know who the announces are, doesn't really matter to

me who they were, it's irrelevant. But they were talking about growing a mustache. I think it was. They were playing the Jacksonville Jaguars and we're talking about the quarterback with mother. So. Um, if you don't know what this term means, I'll explain it afterwards. If you do know what it means, you'll get a particular kick out of this talking about growing a mustache at his thoughts. I guess one has to ask themselves a thirty dollar tie

or three dollar mustache, what's it gonna be? Right? Can we get you to grow the stache? Next week? I could probably squeeze out maybe a dirty Sanchez and I'm not really a full stash pass from Fitzpatrick. Oh my god, that was on Network TV. Yeah, so here it is again. I could probably squeeze out maybe a dirty Sanchet, dirty Sanchet, right, right, So okay, we gotta tell the audience what well, first of all, if you don't know, I go to our competition. We up to Sanchez. So he said I could squeeze

out a dirty Sanches out one. What he was he was referring to in his mind is a thin mustache over his lip, like um, like a caricature of a Mexican bendido, right, would be like am dirty Sanchez? Uh and so right. But the term dirty Sanchez and the fact he said I could push one out that I gotta hit one more time. Hold on, I can probably squeeze out Sanchez. He could probably squeeze out of dirty Sanchez.

And a dirty Sanchez is when you wipe you no, no, no finger, No you don't, yes, you do, okay, and you make us but it's a brown sharpie. Okay, you're using you're using excrements. Let's done. Okay, So I got okay, So you start off behind your partner and end up in front of you. Understood Now that you know that I probably squeeze out he could squeeze out of dirty dirty Sanchez, that is that is crazy. They got away with that with no complaints where snowflakes on that one.

I don't think they realized that. Maybe he didn't. I don't know, I don't know. I got another clip for you. This is again, this is not a political thing. It involves a politician, So I don't really care about your opinion on the politician because because truthfully, it's not about that. But last night, I'm gonna let me get my grammar police jingle ready, because this is a grammar police thing. And I went on to Twitter and other and Twitter

agreed with me. People were upset about this particular thing. Here we go with the Now there's other I have more grammar later, but let me see here all the day police police police. Okay. Now, A bunch of people sent me pictures, both of us, pictures on social media with grammar mistakes. We'll get to that next week. This is just one that it's one of my pet peeves

because they don't mean the words aren't the same. And so we talked about when Elvis corrects people on the Big Show, he'll repeat it the right way politely, so it's not to correct them, right, He'll just go oh right, yes, and like, so okay, today, friends and Danielle said, Anna Faris, but her name is Anna Faris, right, So Gandhi one, I love Anna Faris. So that's that's Gandhi's way of politely correcting her without insulting her, right right r And daniel knew it was on a Faris, but she said

Anna Faris in the heat of the moment. Whatever. So this is a college student. Now, if you make this mistake, I apologize, but you're welcome. I'm helping out. A college student stood up less than at the town hall to ask Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, a question about this moment in time. And uh, you listen to what she said, and listen to how Nancy Pelosi politely correct this impeachment process is historical. How do you want to be remembered as a part of it? I have to

admit that today was quite historic. Yeah. Historical means it's from history. Historic means it's a huge event, a monumentous occasion. But constantly I hear people go, oh, he pitched a no hitter, it's historical. No, it's not not. It's historic. So again, listen to how smoothly. Now again, she's a good speaker in general of the English language. That's why she's speaking of the house. But anyway, but this impeachment process is historical. How do you want to be remembered

as a part of it? I have to admit that today was quite a historic. Yeah, she had no reason to say that when in the comeback, clearly she was doing the old correction. Can you imagine I would imagine that people who know this girl or on Twitter have blown it up. This is your chance, right, You're you're asking one of five questions on a TV show last night Live that was probably watched by no, let's say

ten million people, right, five million? If you don't think people watched it, you had one job just yeah, And then it's I have to say, this wasn't thought of off the top of her hand. This was prepared and by the way, probably went through several guesses. The producers they didn't even know. They didn't even know it either. So either the produce says wrote what she said wrong and she didn't catch it, or she got nervous and read something that wasn't they both got it wrong. It's

like it's a different word. So I just wanted to call out Nancy just for the Elvis durand way of pointing out that you made a mistake. Uh, you have something there. I don't think we're wrong. Uh. So we have we have two long segments coming up from me. We have the sound, and we have my epic Disney adventures. Should I give you a couple of us. Well, I think we should go. I think we should go to the sound and then yeah, let's let's talk about what this misruse. I can't I can't um all right, I

can't wait anymore. Let me say that this clip I'm gonna play is a minute and two seconds. I'm telling you it's worth it. At at about the thirty second mark, you're gonna go I get it. No, no, no, enjoy all of it because it changes throughout and you'll hear the changes and it gets better as it goes on. So I've asked Scary questions today and I've told other people on the Elvis tray in Morning show what this is. And when I asked Scary about last night, he doesn't

remember any of this. And I have I have audio proof of it happening, and I have audio proof of him not remembering. It's two clips. So first of all, wait, we talked about last night. When so last night ship last night. I called you when I was First of all, I called you when I was drunk, Yes, tired, Yes now I was. Second, I was drunk. I've been drinking for nine hours now. When I left you, you were already drunk. And that was around six thirty. That was

the second party. That was the second party. You left that party at the Tortilla place and went to a third party. That was it. You said you went to three places to drink. The first one was with Elvis. Oh, you drank with Elvis, right, and then you drank again while I was playing ping pong. You drank again at

the top of another thing. I don't think that i've ever I've ever drank that drunken, drunk that much in one day, because usually it's like you go out at night, you hang out for a few hours, and you're done. But this was an all day affair that started at noon and didn't end until nine o'clock. So it was a day. It was a day of drinking. So I was like out of my mind. So I you said to me, I don't remember getting home last night in the uber Ubert home. I hope you didn't drive. No,

I don't drive. I ubert home. Okay. So you said to me, hey, what happened with the drama? What happened? You fixed? So I stopped telling you the problem and you go, no, no way, those bastards. And then you and I were arguing over PR people and marketing companies, and we were going for a little while, and I saw and I started talking and I go, yeah, and you know what else? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Hello did I fall asleep on the phone?

So I? So, I say, I fell asleep. So, by the way, I could fall asleep all right here, right now, asleep on the drop of it, so I said, So I said, So I said to you, I said, I go, hey, hey, are you there? Are you there? And then that's when this is what you said to me. Hello the hell is this? It's better? Yeah, that's a that's a drunk snore? Where was the phone? Aha? Am I? What's doing? Okay?

So this is my favorite, my favorite too. Hold on, First of all, it sounds like that went on for eleven minutes, and you sat there on the phone for eleven minutes. So here's what I had to do. You was doing that. Wait a second, I don't have a program on my phone that records the call. I had deleted it for some reason. So I went and got a backup phone. Was sleeping. I powered up the other phone. I had to get a charger for it, and I

put the two phones. You had the time to do all this, put the mouthpiece to the earpiece, you know, the audio to the and I recorded on my second phone. Wait a second, by the way, eleven minutes. It sounds like the phone the microphone of the phone was on my fucking no move over with all clip he scary? What's that? Dude? I think, I mean, I think I may have sleepa listen to that. I seriously might have O s A. I was standing in my room with the two phones on my bed, my wife wasn't home yet,

and recording you. And now when you wait you wait a second, I clearly remember ending the conversation with you. Yeah. So at some point at the eleven minute mark, I wake you up. Now. Uh, here's what had sounded like when I woke you up. Here we go great? Do you know? Scary? You? Okay? Yeah? Here man? No recollection? Do you know you've been sleeping the last ten minutes? How do I really mean? You laugh? I'm still here. Are you drunk? I'm sucking hammered duty, I'm Hamburg Hamburg. Fuck.

You fell asleep, like I don't know, ten minutes ago, so I've just been waiting for you to wake back up. I'm right here. How much did you drink? A lot? Dude? Dude? I saw some things tonight that I cannot believe, Like what fucking I went home with? She went, she went to go fuck him, and all kinds of sucking cheap and talkor ship going on. Oh my god. But you wouldn't get specific. Even drunk, you wouldn't tell me what it was. He was just like it was saorgery, ship

and stuff beside. You don't remember the ship. I just had a lot of shots, all right, Remember, I'm to know what you almost would have told me. I kept I go what was it? What wasn't you said? I gotta go to bed? So I never got in the juice out of you. You don't remember anything. I really don't. I remember ending the conversation with you. I don't remember

saying all that though. Yeah, I was like, you know, because my wife was coming home, and I was like, I said, ten minutes, you out for ten minutes and you you heard when when you picked up the phone you had no here listen the beginning again when I was, you know, no recollection of being Well, that's the problem with doing what we do. I have years and years of lost sleep that I will recoup at any moment

I would love. Like, for instance, I was hanging out on this chair in the corner here earlier, and I was just relaxing. Within thirty seconds, I was already fading into it. You can ask my girlfriend. I fall asleep all the time, NonStop. I could sleep anywhere. I could, I swear Brody, I'm not even kidding. I could. I could lay down on this concrete floor and I can like like close my eyes and I don't care how uncomfortable it is. I am so tired at all times

that I could. It could just sleep just falls upon me. And it's a gift because some people have insomnia and it's the opposite. Some people have to take medication to get to bed. Now, be honest with me, have you ever fallen asleep while having sex? Never? Never? No, no, no never? You Wow, how bad you were just drowning. No, no, I was. I was sleep deprived, okay, And the conversation was we should just go to bed, and I was like, no, no, no, I sounded like you did, but I don't drink. I

was just out cold. So I decided that I would do the work. And uh, somehow must have fall asleep. Oh you know what, many years ago. That's not the place, by the way, you want to wake up? Going h now, many years ago? Oh here it is. We may be going back like fifteen years Okay. Someone fell asleep while they were They were drunk too. She was drunk and I was going down on her, and all of a sudden I hear snoring. I can't play play in the show.

That's what I heard. Okay, So yes, so yes. If you must know that happened to me, thank you, by the way to making you feel better, because the only thing worse than being the guy falling asleep and then situation is the girl. Because I may not have been I may have been good or bad at that moment, and falling asleep is not good. It's bad you fell asleep, right, but you were so bad at what you were doing at a time when she should be most awake. Correct,

I'm assuming it was shape you said right? Uh, that she fell asleep. That is the ultimate ultimate in in in in failure. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. I mean, my I'm like, you're you're one and one and mine was bad and it was in my own bedroom and with my parents. Yeah, I was living with my parents. I'm sorry it was it was out. It was downstairs on the sofa, in the in the in the living room,

in a common space. I couldn't know. You see the way that happen for people that live in close quarters. I could never take people up to my room because so you did it by the kitchen in the living room, which is connected to the dining room right, which is connected to the leg bone is connected to the footbone, which isnt to the faceball to thee and sleep to sleep, and you ain't getting a bone because you fell asleep. Well did you wake her up? So did? Okay? Let

me take you back to Brooklyn where I where I lived. Okay, if we're going there, we're going there. Um. I would sneak into my house with my then girlfriend and my parents would be asleep upstairs or with the door closed.

But The problem is if I was to go upstairs, I would have to walk past their room into my room, which which, by the way, he was shared with my brother, and then there's my sister's room, and all the rooms are on top of each other, and there's there's no privacy, and especially with my brother sharing the room with me. I would just if I was coming home with a date or someone, I would literally come to the front door, like lower the lights in the living room, and I'd

hang out in the living room. And that was where I put in the mine probably performance ever, because she fell asleep. We were on my parents couch. Okay, what happens, I'm assuming you can't believe, Thank god, my parents not podcast like you did what my parents. By the way, it was the old sofa. It was two so was did you have the plastic on it? No? Okay, because plastic on the front. Okay, So let me ask you

a question. Do you remember where her pants completely off or just down by our ankles, down a little bit? They were down a little bit. No, No, there had to be there had to be some There had to be a start, no quick, there had to be like a quick like getaway plan. There had to be. Okay, but let's someone if we heard the door open, don't I understand that's what There's a bathroom upstairs, so usually they would just go into a bathroom sad night. But but but if she falls asleep, my parents don't do

midnight snack things. They don't come down the stairs. You were trying to do a midnight na. Okay, So let's say you're doing the midnight snack things. She falls asleep. Now your dad wants to get a glass of water. He's coming downstairs. It could happen. It could could it could There is no there's no quick his plan because she's sleeping. So the way the banister in the stairs, was there a blanket or something you could have thrown over her? You can you would get pull her pants up.

You said it would, yeah, but we would have we would have some lead time because the uh would you run to the staircase and say, dad, don't come down the floorboards above us. We're creaky. So if anyone so far as went to start walking in the bedroom, we would have that heads up like and then your head you would come up like, okay, the heads up, come up. Someone is walking in my parents bedroom. That means the next moves have to open the door and perhaps come

down the stairs. I probably had about a good, uh thirty second heads up, it's about thirty seconds. Okay, you feel like you could a girl who was sleeping. You could get the pants up over the bump, the hump, the bump, the butt up and then zip and button and all that when she's sleeping, and then just go yeah, she's tired. I felt bad and when you have a story ready. So I don't know if I would have panicked and run upstairs going, don't come down. Whatever you do,

don't come down any what he got down there today? Today? What's done there today? Yeah, you'd be trouble. Yeah, all right. I didn't have an upstairs just you have. You had an apartment that was even worse. Who bedroom apartment? That's tough. How do you pull anything off? So one time I brought a girl to the apartment that they were sleeping. It's like two in the morning, not to do anything, just have her hang out. We're hanging out and the walls are paper thin, so it's like so whatever, whatever

whatever in the room. And then I took her home whatever. The next day, my mother goes, so, uh, who's this girl? What are you talking about? Oh, you're gonna bring a boy back to the room at two o'clock in the morning. I didn't make any noise. I know you're talking about I'm your mother. I'm your mother. At that point I knew I was. I was busted. The thing is the parents. Your parents always know, they always always they know, they know, they know. Yeah, I know, I know. I'll tell you

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off with what happened at the airport. My kids traveling with all three of my kids and my wife, the five of us. We're at Newark Airport, Newark Liberty International. I don't know, it's Newark Camport. We don't call it the full name. Come on, And I just flew back from Miami a week earlier. We were down there, like so four days earlier. I flew back from Miami. So

I was in Newark Airport to fly to Miami. The t s a guy when we get there and my kids have loaded up for the plane ride and for the hotel room, probably ten to twelve bags of snacks each, chips and skittles and you name it whatever for a two hour plane ride. Well, for and the ride and in the hotel. Do you listen. Well, now, even it's still it's still like you make it sound like you're gonna be away from the keep week. My daughter had a backpack in the park, Okay, so whenever we needed

a snack or drink right there. It's a sensible way to travel on the park when everything is so crazy. Yeah, I'm not sensible. I stepped off and I paid for twenty for an ice cream cone. Yeah, so it's six dollars for a Mickey ice cream pop covered in chocolate. You buy the box at like eight in the supermarket four bucks. Anyway, So the t s A guy says, I take off your shoes and empty your electronic equipment.

Someone doesn't have t s A P pre check. No, well, you know what, My wife and I were going to get it and we forgot. We're like, oh damn it. We didn't get to know. Plus the kids didn't have it. So we're waiting him anyway. Okay, no, I'd send them on the line. That's why you don't know. That's why you don't know. That's how you don't have kids. Yeah, we'll meet you in the lounge. So the guy says, and take out all food products and snacks and everything.

But so I say to the guy, excuse me, you mean drinks right, No, all your snacks, all your food. Let me take my snacks out for I packed the lunch. Gotta take it out and take it out. My sandwich for the plane. You gotta take it out. Why you can't make a bomb out of a sandwich. I didn't even say that. I was you know, I'm saying that to use it I'm not gonna say that explosive device PC police. I get okay. So he says, yeah, I said, when did that become a policy? It's always a policy.

I said, no offense, sir. I was here last week flying to Miami and take my snacks out of my bag this airport. Is this not Newark Airport? Yeah? Nework Cairpoint. So he says, well, then somebody wasn't doing their job. What terminal? All right, look, I'm not here to rot anybody out. I'm just telling you is it is this a Newark thing? No, it's an American thing, whole country. So I said, I was on two planes last week in my in Miami airport and new and enjoy right here.

Nobody said snacks. So now the line is backing up because nobody knew this, and no one's telling people online and get ready to get your snacks out. So my kids snacks, it's like under their clothes. It's like different things. And what happened a nightmare. So the line is backing up like crazy with everybody taking their bags and snacks out. So it took like fifteen minutes extra to unpack everything,

like okay. Then they're like they pull my my youngest daughter over and they go, we can't see into three of those bags. We actually those bags separately. Can't see into the banks. They're not showing up on the X ray machine. So I had to bring him up to that side table and squeeze them, and they crossed the chips. Whatever they got crush. No. Look, I'm about safe him. I'm complaining. I want everything to be safe and doing their job. I get it, But when did this? When

did my chips become a problem? Why did it say explosive taste Derino's. I gotta understand, you haven't even gotten a Disney yet, haven't gotten to Everyone's gonna understand this one. We get on the plane. We're in road twelve, right, we have five of the six seats in Road twelve. Right. Let's say we have a B C D No a b C d F, so someone got the middle seat. We have the five of the best six seats. Well, it was a sold out flight. And what did these

motherfucker's do who got on the plane before us? I was sitting in the back for some reason. They put their luggage in my fucking row. Of course they do, right. The back of the plane is empty of luggage because Rose one through twelve are filled with these lazy, fucking pricks who want to put their luggage right away. So when they get off, their luggage is by the door because it's good for them. They got shitty seats in the back of the plane. You know, I put your

luggage over your fucking own seat. So now I realize that I gotta put my bags in the back because now thirteen is filled, fourteen is filled. You never want to go behind your row because right because everybody's coming at you right and no one's gonna pass your back forward right and you're that guy right then everyone's gonna look at you like. So I have to squeeze my way back to eighteen now while people are still coming

back from the front front to the back to steward. So, by the way, I'm calling her stewardess after you'll hear why in a second. So I said, excuse me, miss, I can't get to I have to go back five more rows. She goes, she's in my way. Well, I have to get to the front of the plane, sir, I said, well, I have this luggage here, there's no empty seats next to me to get in. I gotta put my luggage away, I said, you know there's people. We have all of Road twelve. Get all of Road

twelve on both sides is filled? Yes, sir, I said, that's wrong. She said, sir, this is a shared space. We have to share the space. I said, we wouldn't have to share the space if the people in Row thirty put their fucking bags in row where their at least have the decency stowarness devalidate my feelings. But instead, she says, you shouldn't other words, you shouldn't be angry, sir, because the plane is everyone's plane. All of the storage is everyone's storage. Oh is it really so? I want

to put my bags in first class? That's no problem. Are the first class seats part of shared space? No, they're not right. Is the first class bathroom part of shared space? No? So if I pay for Road twelve, which by the way is the Morks end, some seat, then rode thirty, then I should have overhead been twelve. No, sir, it's a shared space. I said, you understand why I'm upset, sir. Right, No, you really can't be upset about that. People have a right to put the bag now they should not have

a right. Now. Look, if you put your bags in row thirty and you've got to carry on bag that doesn't fit, and you want to shove it next to my bag because that that's a little bit of room left. Okay. If the guy in fifteen only has a half a bag and you can put a half a bag, okay, but don't get on the plane and go. But my bags are up. Fuck everybody, fuck you Row thirty. What do you think? Um, I'm right there with you. No, no, no, no,

there's dude agreeance. I cannot believe agreement, in agreement or agree. I agree with you. Fucking I don't like plan people traveling. Um, most people around me on training. Plus, yeah, I knew that was coming. I saw it. I was waiting. I'm like, where's the recall on the story? Head gun? But no. But truth be told, when people fly, it's like their brains full out of their head. They don't they're mindless, they do stupid things, they don't act natural, they don't

have and they're they they're rude. And these people that are on this flight with you, you know, we're a team, work together, right, And and unfortunately the flight attendants stewardess is what if you want to call them, you're not gonna get any sympathy from them because it's been days and months and years and years and years of the same bullshit three times. And guess what her begs in in compartment one seven? They have one blocked out for this ship, right right, or she has a cabinet over

by the food for her stuff. Okay, great, but the but it's a problem. And I always said, if you're gonna put your stuff not in your you leave it in your row, but you put it across. You could do the across thing because when you leave your seat, now cross rather than twist your back to try and get above your own head. So that's that's thinking, folks, that's smart. But dropping your bag in row twelve when

you're in row thirty. So we ended up in row eighteen because you know, the row thirty people probably just you know, they're not paying extra for their seeds, right, they probably got a discount. They probably got out. They didn't plan well, they just got on listen. I don't know how they got on the plane before me. I don't know how they were groups one. I don't know

if the group eight or whatever they get. You know, those are the people who are in group eight but maybe they need assistance getting on, or they had with kids kids. So people, we get to Row eighteen and there's a there's an open spot and there's a bag. There's one woman, older woman sitting in by the window and a bag. The bag is horizontal, so it's sideways, so it's taking up the hole the whole drawer. And so I go, Jesus Christ, because now people are looking

at me. They're behind me right because I've passed my seat now. And so I started turning the woman's bag and she says, are you moving my bag? What are you doing? I go, you put your bag in sideways? She goes, who's to say, Who's who's to say? Who's to say, hey, guess what? Fuck you, Dorothy, Fuck you, Dorothy. I'm to say, they go. Everyone knows you put the wheels in first handle out. Everyone knows that. Everyone unless you're listening to this podcast, and you're like, I didn't

know that this woman had flown before. This was not her first flight. She just put her bag in Willy nilly. I just put it in that way, figuring you could put my big sideways next to hers. Oh no, it's try to move hard bag. Put my bag in. Now my kids have to put their bags up. So the five of us are putting our bags in eighteen and nineteen. So on the plane lands and they go, we're going to the game. Keep your seatbelts ont we get to the gate. Kids now boom like a James like a

James Bond mission impossible, seatbelts off. My kids go running to the eighteen and nineteen kids do that when the plane is in motion. You know what, you can't put your fucking bags in road twelve. So we get the bag. The plane was going one mile an hour. What's gonna happen? Please? So we grabbed the bags down. Did they yell you on the intercom? You must have No, they didn't. They didn't, And the people behind us were like, because they knew

we were screwed, because I made it. I made like a mini scene, you know, So they were like, no, let them get their bags. So we got our bags because we had to run and get our bags so we didn't have to fight the fun the ocean coming the wrong way to get our bags. I wish I knew because I when the Steward just told me that get the time in space. He said, be upset. I said, so you're telling me whoever's bags are in twelve has the right to do that. That's bullshit. I'd like to

meet them. Nobody, Nobody said you didn't have the space in seven or eight or nine. Now they're all taken for the people who are sitting in seven and eight. Okay, so that's the plane, right, you didn't even get to Disney. No, well, the plane home okay. So speaking of doing the right thing, I'm slightly I'm I'm gonna say I'm not guilty of it because it's a challenge. You can decide whether not

we're guilty or not. Um, we get up the next morning at five thirty in the morning because the Star Wars area has opened, okay, and we want to get there early because it's open. It opened it at Magic Kingdom at Hollywood Studios. And all my kids, two of my kids are Star Wars fans. So, um, my wife and my I call I'll call him one in three, one in three, and my wife had to go take care of something and register for something, doesn't matter what.

And I so my middle daughter and I decide we're gonna get online, right, We're gonna get online on on the equivalent of Main Street and Hollywood Studios, the main Street. When you get in there, so there's maybe a two people all kind of lined up in a group, and we get on the on the back of the pack and uh, there's no lines, no order. It's like twenty people wide and ten people d and then uh, they say,

we're gonna put up the park in fifteen minutes. Right, Okay, Now, remember when I played that clip of the guy saying it's a little more than less than an hour, and we're like, what is he talking about? The woman who worked at Disney. Now, you can tweet us if you want, if you could explain this one to me. You know how people like please hold onto the handrail de sending the stairs, They say the same thing over and over again. She starts yelling out, stay behind. We'll all be good

when the line moves. If you stay behind the guests, you are in front of ladies and gentlemen. When the line moves, stay behind the guests, you are in front of I'll go slower for your scary no no, no, no, no no no, stay the guest you are in front of Wow, how do you do that? I'm trying to figure out to play my snoring in the meantime. No, no, no, I would never do that. Okay, here's what this means.

Huh stay behind the guest. Sure. I think what you're trying to say is stay in line, single formation, single file. So stay stay there where you are right because you're behind someone. But the thing is, you can't be behind the person you're in front of. You're in front of the person behind you. So if you're in front of the person behind you, you're in back of the person in front of you. Uh yeah, Okay, that's what you're

going with. Just say one more time when when the crowd on the lines, when the crowd starts moving, please stay behind the guests. You are in front of Wow. It's not even the stage. So the first time I was super out of my middle daughter was this moment because the first time she said it, we looked at each other and we did a slow burned head slowly and we looked at each other, went what the fuck? And I went, I thought it was me? She I thought it was me? Did she? Did you? Correct? The woman?

So my daughter says to me, Dad, we're on vacation. Don't say an dar, I said, I said, kid, you're asking me, you're asking. I'm shaking now, could please let me tell her? Behind right? What she means is, stay behind the guest in front of you, right, stay behind the guests in front of you. No, stay behind the guests you're in front of you, the person in front of correct or right? She said, stay behind the guest

you are in front of. Oh yeah, Now my guess is this woman does that every day, five days a week at Hollywood studios. She's probably about four, gray haired, older lady. Okay, So the crowd starts moving and this so stormtroopers, uh are leading the way, and let's see if I have I want to make sure I have the music to paint the picture the I'm just befuddled because you know, this woman says this hundreds of times a day, every times a day. Has not one person

who's past her corrected her. No, one, no, no. The Imperial March here it is. This is the music we hear. Now, so we're following this, you know. So we're all walking step step step step step step right, Well, so we're all following these this group of stormtroopers. But then the street widens up and we were on the outside, so we start to go around the outside, and now we're like,

go around the outside, round the outside, round. The couple of trailer pop girls were in front of us, perfect right, my headphones on, okay, So now we're like fifty and then the street widens a little more, and because it widens, we're now we're moving up, so we sort of make a game out of it, and people are jocking for position because now there's no line. Nobody is staying in front of the guests there in front of, not one person staying behind. The guests are in front of, so

everyone's jocking. So as the street narrows, you have to like funnel it and widen funnel and wide. It's a ten minute walk to the Star Wars land in the back. By the time we get to the midway point, my daughter and I are in the front of the pack. Of course, because you guys are smart as everybody well,

and when by this is not a luggage thing. We didn't put the luggage above every everybody's trying to like, you know, and just as it widens, you can you can widen up and the people in the middle didn't get faster, so we just whatever. And then she's doing the she's doing the girl thing. Little girl thinks, sneaking up a little bit here, and then I go, my daughter. I gotta get to my daughter, So I catch up. The people let me in front of the door. So as we're walking, we go by what looks like a

a little island in the pathway. It's like a fork in the road. So we go around the fork. It's like a little park, a little tree, garbage pail. Right, we go around it, and I'm on the left side of the pack. This guy, I know how old he is at the moment, jumps over the little dirt patch and the garbage pail and jumps in front of me. He cuts the line and jumps in front of me. So now I'm like second or third in this twelve wide pack. It's like, oh, it's not a big deal,

that's fine. Uh. I'm a little annoyed he cut me. So as the thing widens and narrows and widens and narrows, I end up in front of him again. Right now I'm like, I'm in the third row. I got people in front of me. I'm not trying to be first whatever. My daughters in the second row in front of me, and this guy boom bangs his elbow into me, trying to get past me, like bang, So I give him an elbow, like my elbow to him. Right, you're getting into a fight on earth. So I try to go, hey,

be careful. You elbowed me like the Jentlemy elbowed me trying to get past me. So he says you can't. He goes, uh, youse, you got in front of me, right, because he was in front of me at one point. I go, oh, I'm sorry, missed it, jumps over the grass, knocks into a garbage pail to cut in front of me. Guy, wasn't that you five minutes ago? You jumped across the grass area. So he doesn't say anything. So then one guy goes, you tell him, man, you tell him because

we're all star wars nerds. Nobody's gonna hit anybody. No one's hitting anybody. We're all like you know, Milenia Falcon. You know so it But it was the point was this guy jumped over the little garden, slammed into the garbage pail to get into the front of the line. Well, we were like scooching, scooch and scooching. So, by the way, what does getting first get you? Well, what does first means? Get that you get right on the ride. But what's the matter, what's it if you're if your first or eleven?

There was no It was no difference. So my daughter and I hung. In fact, you probably all get on the same ride because the ride holds how many people on the homon No, because it's I, it's I don't want to tell you what the ride is. Because and there's two rides at Star Wars Land. Only one was open when we were there, which not not yet. It's coming, it's coming, okay, So we get on the ride. It was fine, all right. I'm not gonna tell you what

happened with the cheeseburger. Say that for next week. I will tell you we're gonna have We're gonna have Disney Park two. Next week there'll be Disney Part two. I will tell you. I saw a Grape Soda shirt in the store which I posted on my Instagram and I put down We're good, and everybody got that joke. I didn't buy it, but we're good, okay. Um, that day there was a Christmas trees everywhere, right, Christmas trees and uh so some old guy was trying to take his

iPhone and take a picture of the Christmas tree. So I'm standing next to him waiting because his family is by the tree. Is I would take a picture you stand by the tree. So he takes a picture of of the tree and it's blurry, right, So he's looking at the blurry picture, and now he's trying to pinch and zoom and tapping the screen to make it clearer, to make it clearer, right, because he's thinking. He thinks he's still on camera, so he's he's like, it's not focusing.

But I see that it's the picture he just took. So I'm waiting there, and my wife says, just tell him, Norman enjoying this, Just just just tell him because she was online like for something and she was told the guy but he's pinching and zooming the thing. Um. So I'm like, okay, So I'll tell you about the cheeseburger next week. Um, I can't tell you about the free dessert. I will tell you. We went to the one of the African restaurants one of the hotels is uh an

animal Safari. No that's Hawaiian. No, No, that's not it's a Polynesian has Hawaiian themed is right on Theesian Islands. No, it's uh it's the one where the animals roam free in the middle and it's like a horseshoe shaped hotel. It doesn't matter. I forget, it doesn't matter. Tweet, it's okay, okay. Uh. So we get to the restaurant and everybody has an African name. Everybody's like, well, I don't do the accent, but okay, like welcome, welcome to whatever the name in

the restaurant was. I don't remember, Jombo, Jambo, something like that, Jombo. Everyone's gotten. And these people are clearly they seem to be there. They're African, and they're beautiful women and beautiful names, exotic everything. They bring us over to the table, enjoy your dinner. Very nice, beautiful, I think like her name was like, I don't know her name, meant flower or something. I asked her what it was, beauty of according the lion king, now what are you doing? She had x

is in her name and it was beautiful name. So so as you were so so, she says to me, your waiter, your server, Ron will be over shortly, Ron Ron paying for African apich. I go, what are you sure that's sound like short for like Raja Mohammeda or something like raj something. No, just Ron Ron. So Ron

comes over. So so before it comes over, as I go, really and my wife's like, what, we're here for the experience and Ron's here, it's like going to like you know, when you gotta p F Chang's with Chinese food, it's like, dam your waiter, Mike, you lose. Like we talked about Stacy's pizza. Ron was the Stacy's Pizza of African restaurant waiters. Ron okay, So I said, we're gonna have a bad experience. Why because I don't feel Ron knows the food. I

don't feel Ron knows the culture. I don't think Ron has grown up with cooka borrow birds and and whatever. They're all over the wall. By the way, let me point out you are at a restaurant, an African restaurant. In this let me point out to you which culture is the restaurant. Let me point out to you Disney does an amazing job at Epcot and the theme restaurants of having people from the countries that that you're that you're you're experiencing and you and the cooking is authentic. Oh,

it's terrific. The food was terrific. And they all have vegetar exception to that. There. I'm telling you the food was excellent. That that doesn't mean no, excellent doesn't mean that it was exact the way that they cook. Do I know of which African country? And and by the way, I'm aware that Africa is a continent. Before says that you couldn't go, you couldn't get It's like ordering Italians going to an Italian restaurant in Epcot in Italy. The

Italian food is good there. I'm sure it's great, but it's still Disney. You're still in Disney. But they can't hire people that are good. You can hire people who good. No, I'm not no, you but you get you didn't get an Italian guy off the Boatian why they actually have boats there? Who's when I went to Naples and I had an amazing meal in Capri, I went to a mountaintop and I had the best lunch of my life.

It was so good and it was authentic and it was real and the were coming from the from the backyard you and it was it was that's the real deal. You can't find that in Disney, Okay? Did I tell you? Did I tell the story on the podcast about when we were in uh uh in Rome and we went to a restaurant in Rome about two blocks in the Trevi Fountain? Did I tell that story? You may have where we had We had pasta this little restaurant and the pasta was perfectly cooked. And my wife says it really,

He said, how we tell stories here? We jumped to the end? Was that the end? I was working around with you. I didn't know it was Marilla. We asked that. He goes, she says, I said to it. I said to the waiter, this pasta. It's so delicious. It's it's the most It was pokadel or whatever, and I said, I wish it was some white we could take home. Do you sell the pasta bea? He goes, it's a Marilla. It's a Marilla, he said to me, and he brought

the box out. It's a Marilla. So you don't know what you ate and for all you know, it could have been some gumba from Brooklyn to move to Italy and he's like, hey, I'm gona working into pizza place. I'm just saying, I'm just saying i'd authentic experience. Okay, but what had have been a little more authentic if the guy's name was Vienness like I was his friend is supposed to ron Ron comes over. He goes, hey, guys, I'm wrong. You want to be immersed in the experience,

like the hostess. We want you want them to like jerk you off. The hostess was like, loo, come to Damba, she said, like he says, I. I know the music and the atmosphere is there. I get it. I get Ron Ron. So I was like, maybe you got an African style dinner, but it can't be authentic African cooking. Why why can't they have people fucking clay pots. They're not cooking over open flames. So if the women don't carry the bulls on their head, it can't be good.

They're not cooking. No, it's not real. It's not authentic. You're not getting more authenticity and Disney you're not getting with think anything. Why am I like that? So, Ron, you're making a big for the guy's knee when you're sitting in the middle of let me ask you a question in an African style restaurant, matter what the hell the guy's name is. At that point, you're not eating real African food. Based on the fact I went to an African restaurant. My waiter his name was Ron. I

ordered a diet coke noise. What do you think? I got a diet coke with ice? Right? Sorry's blowing me out. So so I don't want to cause a scene because we're on vacation. He's got the big tray of drinks. When he comes over and he stands next to me as he passes the drinks out, and I go, hey, Ron, Ron, that's what I said. I ordered a diet coke noise And he goes, yep, here you go, and he hands it to me. So I go, hey, Ron, I'm sorry about it. No ice here you go? Yeah, he said, yep,

here you go, and there was ice in it. I go, Ron, clearly, Ron, my man did not, is it Ron? I don't know if you heard me. I apologize I ordered it without ice. Oh, he says, Oh, you should have told me. I should have told him. Maybe maybe he was from Africa. Did I did tell you? You know? I did tell you, and then I said, make sure you stand behind the guests you're in front of. That's what I said. So the meal, the meal was fine, but he messed up my should My point was about was about ron Um.

Then we had some problems with some rides, and tell you the ride problem and then next episode I will tell you the big stuff and what happened. And I complained at the fancy restaurant. No, I'm gonna tell a couple of things that happened. Number one, I'll give you the story next week. My daughter lost her scarf on a ride. That is an epic battle. We'll get to that next week. An Epcot battle and Epcot battle, thank you, it was not an Epcot very good. Um. We went

to Space Mountain. Now, if you've ever been on Space Mountain, it's our favorite ride. It's a mediocre roller coaster as far as not like a big giant upside down loopy loop in the dark. In the dark. So the main feature of Space Mountain is the dark. Yes, you don't know where you're going, you can't see the rounds in front of you. In reality, it's like it's like the kind of roller coaster you'd see on a pier by an ocean. Right. It's like a metal roller coaster that

zips around quickly, and it's great. The hills aren't big, but their fast. It's my favorite ride maybe on the planet. But what's great about it is you're in the dark, or you could see maybe ten percent. We get on Space Mountain, the lights are on. What's the point? So inside Space Mountain, off on one of the corners of the four corners of the ceiling is a ride called

the People Mover. Now, if you're on the People move a ride, which is like a tram that goes around Future Tomorrowland, they were working on the ride there and they had to put the lights on so they could work on the People move A ride. So the top level of Space Mountain is lit up, so you're like, oh, I can see the track. How cool is that? Big deal? I want the dark back. So we get off the ride and I say to the guy as we get off, Hey, man, uh, why is the light on or the fixing People Mover?

So I said, uh, yeah, but the ride experience was not right. The lights on just I'm just saying, and he says, oh, well, normally I would give you a free ride you can get back on. But it's not our fault. Someone turned the lights on it. It was absolutely he says. If there's a problem with Space Mountain, then we give you a free ride. But because it's the people move are being repaired, technically we don't need to give you a free ride. So I said, oh yeah,

I go whoa, whoa. It's the experience of Space Mountain that was ruined, he is, yeah, but technically it was people mover that was broken, So I can't give you a free ride. You do whatever you want. Yeah, I can't do that. Oh you can't, So fill that in

my back pocket. Hold that thought. We go to, um, we're an Epcot and we're on the Imaginarium ride, the one with Figment and uh the guy from Monty Python, Eric Idol, And halfway through the ride the audio stops on the ride and then the video that goes along with the stink Machine. The stink Machine is supposed to show you a video of a skunk, right, and you're supposed to smell the stink, smell the skunk. Then the lights go off and you smell the rose and you

smell the mint. Well, the picture froze on the skunk and it only shot out the stink, so the nice smell never came. The sound was off and the skunk blurred and went wow. Right, So like, okay, second ride is not working. We go on the rock and Roll roller coaster, the Arrowsmith roller coaster. That's the only roller coaster I go upside down on. Love it. So the ride, you strap on, you strap in, and they put these

shoulder harness over you, the restraint. You're getting this giant limo car and you get right up to the start. You can't see the tunnel. It's in the dark, and they go, we're gonna traffic on the park. We're gonna have to go. And the announcer there's a guy from Ronnie from k We're on five in Los Angeles, and they go, get ready to rock and roll, and then they go, hold on, hold on please, we're probably with the ride. So I'm sitting there squeezing my shoulder restraint

because I'm ready. You love that upside down loop? I don't, but I love the ride and the Arrowsmith music and the lights of the knee. You're you're anticipating it all afternoon, and so this ride it goes like a shotgun. It just shoves you froom zero to seventy eight, boom in into the loop. It's lightning, so you have to be ready. So it's like face forward, so your face forward, remember that, and you just stop. So I'm waiting and waiting and I can't turn because you have to face forward. So

I'm waiting. Yeah, you don't get whippler and the and the digital display that gives you the countdown is not down. They're not say anything. So I'm like, ride number three not working like so then finally, after like a minute and a half, the goo ah and it starts for no no announcement. It starts again and then voom, and the ride was fine. We're at Haunted Mansion on our last night, Welcome Welcome Mortals. In the middle of the ride, it stops, no announcement, it just stops with sitting there.

You just had this cloud of bad luck. We're sitting there, sitting there, sitting there, sitting had a terrible experience at Disney, neither have up until this. Okay, we're sitting there. All of a sudden, the ride starts again and we're moving. Okay, not a big deal, but it's the fourth broken ride that we're on in Disney, and again, I'll go back tomorrow. I love Disney, right, but I gotta tell you the scarf story next week because that's when it was like, that's it. So we get off the ride and my

middle door I wrote this down here. I'm so proud of her, she says to me, Um, is anyone going to address this? What she says, is anyone going to address the factor ride stopped? Don't I deserve a free brownie or something? I could have been more proud. I kind of proud of my daughter, I said, she said, I deserve a free brownie. That's the fourth ride that's been not working. So I want you to know something. You guys listen to the podcast and you enjoy it,

and you get a kick out of the rans. Some most of you, except for the woman who texted and said you can't stand me on the Big Show. He's always complaining, come on, man, what we do right? But my family has always been don't cause to see and I go, I got the meal for free, and they go, they okay, but that money can I'll be used to take you to the movies or whatever. They go, all right. It was so bad. It's at a certain point my wife said to me, go get them, Go get them.

She made a suggestion. My kids were rooting for me when you're on vacation. By the way, when you were supposed to be turned off, you were really supposed to be checked out of the whole defense mechanism. So at some point they took the scissors and they cut the seran wrap off me and said, do your job, go do it, Go get him? And what did you get? Well, Nana, I can't get it next. So I just want to say how proud I am of my daughter and tell you one one last story. It's scary about about what

happened to Disney. This is on Disney related except it happened to Disney. I'm in the bathroom at Epcot, right Epcot, and uh it's got a door that opens in, a door that closes, and the door that opens to go in obviously do opens the windoor closes. What I mean was to go in the door swings in, you have to go out. The door swings out. So uh, I go into the bathroom and I do my I do my business. My family's wherever they are waiting, and uh,

I pushed the door open at a normal speed. The door opens and I hit a guy who was walking across the opening of the double the two doors to get to his door. The door hits him and I said, uh oh, I'm so sorry. He says, hey, man, watch what you're doing. So I said, I'm sorry. I said I was sorry, But how can I watch what I'm doing behind the door? But no window? It's a closed door. I opened it. Why would you walk in front of a door that swings outward. You gotta walk a little

bit of an arc and go to your door. But he walked directly in front of the door that opens to people to get out. He tells me I should watch what I'm doing. I said, you're dumb enough to walk in front of the door. I already apologize to you. He's like, you hurt me watching you doing? Well? Where are my wrong? Scary? You're not open the door. You open the door and you couldn't see behind it. He doesn't understand how doors were and he says, watch what

I'm doing, Hey, watch what you're doing. Yeah, I'm watching. I'm watching as I'm pushing this door opright. So based on that, and that's what I'm doing based on me not knowing your name. You're fat, bastard. Fuck you, Stanley, I mean you know this story activates attionship because we're from Brooklyn. Dah Boys from Brooklyn, Brookline, naw boy Boys Brock Brooklyn,