#101 Stop Cheating On Us!

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sent the strippers. Yeah, if that was you, Yeah, we tweet us let us know. Thank you. Yeah, we appreciate and I'm sorry you couldn't make it because obviously if you were there, you would have said, hey, I said the strippers. But yeah, I think maybe the card got lost. A great party, Thank you guys. I still have a hangover from it. I don't know about you. Wow, you saw me pounding the diet CoA like no one's business and then somehow, uh a case of grape soda ended

up in your car right we go trunk. It said we're good. On it said we were good, were good. Oh man, man, what a day. So um, we got some texts coming in saying looking forward to my uh my trip home on the turnpike from B and S slash S and B. The last few fifteen minute morning shows were really tough on scary, so I hope he gets a little reprief Today that's s Marrio code two oh one, interesting, tough on skier. Today's was tough on you to now you tried to throw all of us

under the bus and you got busted for it. I feel like we all do a little bit of what we were talking about on that. Okay, so we had someone from corporate in. Okay, we've all done this in life. Don't even tell me you didn't hold on you. If you want listening to our podcast slices, you can pause this go listen to the fifteen minute morning show from

today and then come back. I like that we won't get credit for a double listening right unless you redo the podcast the next day, and that because it's once per day that we can get a listen for. However, the gist of it is, and it was really funny, definitely listen to the fifty miute morning show today. The gist of it is, we had someone from corporate here with a clipboard that we're asking a lot of questions about what we need to improve in the computer system

and the phone system. But straight and eight from our show, our other executive producer, he thought they were um an efficiency expert because they were here asking a lot of questions like who can we fire? Who can we cut? Which I don't even know this in how he got that in his brain because because I was given an email and said, no, this person just wants to learn the systems and originally and they just want to make things better for it. But they never tell you it's

an efficiency expert. It's like secret shoppers and restaurants. They never tell you the secret shoppers. So you're you mean to tell me there are companies out there that send efficiency experts disguised as Hey, so I want to make your life easier. We're gonna be updating all these computer systems we have in place. And they are like people who like go into restaurants and their food critics. Same thing when I used to manage a Starbucks back in

the day. So they have ulterior motives. These people. There were secret shoppers that were hired by our company to come in. You'd get wind of it, like because so you get wind of it, and what you would do is you would like trying to figure out who the secret shopper wasn't be extra nice even though you were trying to be extras to everybody. And then we found out that the corporate people used to tell us that, so it would be on our toes and there was

never anybody there. My favorite example, it's like wait for Guffman, No, it's undercover Boss, it's uncovered Balls, waiting for the movie, Waiting for Guffman because they thought a famous Broadway critic was coming to review their play and then he's never coming, you know. Uh. Several years ago we had an event. It was one of our famous meat markets and it was at Webster Hall and uh, this kid worked in

our promotions team. And great story, guys, he uh, because you just this is a job was to give out samples, samples of toothpaste and hey, hey, here's a little tooth like the little trial size in the men's bathroom. And with any job, if you've ever had a job as a kid, handing out flyers for a rap album or for a neighborhood something, you hand off flyers. But when you work in the radio hold you hand off flyers. Though there were people that would throw them all in

a dumpster because you had to give them all out. Right. But here's here's the worst part of this. He was told to get rid of the samples. But it was in a bathroom. You want to talk about out you really really um like paying your dues in this industry, right, You're normally these radio promotions people, they go out there outside the stadium, concert store, even a shopping mall, whatever,

the boardwalk by a beach, ye hanging out. But this, this task was for this one guy to stand in the men's bath at a morning show event at our meat market. I say I said it before and just pass out toothpaste. Sam. It was like awkward fresh or something, and it doesn't matter. Whatever it was, it wasn't. It was told to empty the bin and get get rid

of them. Now between the stink of a men's bathroom and you're missing the freaking party and the drinking outside, this guy's like, fuck this, I'm gonna try and like give out as much as I can. So some guy comes out of the bathroom stall to expect taking a dump, and he walks over to the kid and he goes, hey, what you got there? I said, Oh, these are Aquafresh samples. I just have to hand out all this ship right now, I was saying Aquafresh because it's not the brand, but

have to hand out Yeah, I don't know. I just gotta, I gotta, I don't know, I gotta get rid of this ship. And he goes, oh really, and he hands them the entire like handful of as many twos and he's called referred to it as ship because you have to sit here sticking smell in his bathroom, and then the guy walks out. Wouldn't you know that guy was the CEO of Aquafresh, right, but I wouldn't you know what? That kid was fired two days later. The next note

the next day, well, whatever the day was. Yeah, Like it was like instant firing, right, you want to be you want to talk about putting your foot in your mouth? Like what the fund did? I just do? I just keep in mind Aquafresh had paid a lot of money to be again, it wasn't Aqua Fresh, so we can get Aqua Fresh had paid a lot of money to be included in the event. Right, So the CEO went under trusted us to do a good job handing out there.

But I was slick of the CEO to you all undercover boss, like hey there, now this is like fifteen years ago, but we know the guy, we've seen him recently, and he tells the story differently. There's a guy or not. I don't know why it was five no idea, but if we know why he was fired, because everybody who's involved knows what he said. So yeah, don't do that. Yeah no, no, that that would be bad, That would be awful. My point was we were talking about you

never know who you're dealing with. You should go through life doing your best job doing and you got ripped because you're overdoing it in front of this person. Well, because I didn't know who I was dealing with at this point. At this point, I'm like, maybe these people are taking notes to see who they can cut from around here, but it's not gonna be because you do it. Don't do anything. At ten minutes to the show being over,

I know, but a lot. Let's face it. You know, we've had a lot of people leave over the last couple of years. By the way, none of those were because of financial cuts. There were people who were leaving because they wanted to leave. Listen, our company went public recently. You don't know if there's a beam count. And since counter sitting there to being like, you know what, we need to trim the fat a little bit more, right,

tim a fact, but that's not gonna happen. This show is successful, the shows, but I was worried at that night. It's a fight or flight. You think a clipboard woman is gonna recommend a fire, you don't know. So on the second half of Brodian series, I started, fuck you So I started I started pressing buttons. I started getting in there like yeah, yeah, you look like you're doing research. I'm wiping the sweat off. I was writing jokes to nobody. The show was over. I was pressing all these buttons.

I was. I was rocking the reels, as they say, I was doing that thing with the route to try and pretend like I had to cue something up when I really didn't. But the point is I had to get in there. So I talked about this on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast and then they railed me. Yeah, and then your defense was Elvis does it too. Then Elvis walked in and he ripped you. I used the example of the teacher being observed by the principle. Let's let's take it back to when we were we know,

in elementary school wherever we were. You remember those days where the principle would come in with a notebook it's in the back of the room and observed the lesson plan. That was the only time the teacher had a formal lesson play with real structure, super engaged to the class. They were nice, extra nice. So we all do it in life. I'm sure you have a job that that that you do that at and you've impressed somebody else. So uh. There was a guy, his name is Kevin.

That's why it doesn't matter. His last name was. The real name is Kevin, And I used to work at Old Navy Um the big store in Chelsea, which when I worked there was the biggest store in GAP Inc. Because Gap owns Old Navy ban Republican Gap. It was the busiest store in the entire company, so it made more money than any Gap, any Old Navy. It was constantly scrutinized, constantly scrutinized, so I was there when it opened.

I was part of the opening management team. So the corporate types, the regional vice presidents, the regional people were always there. Well Kevin. I liked Kevin. I got along with him. Everyone was scared of Kevin. You know me. I talked to everybody. I'm like, hey, what's up Kevin. People like hello, hello, Mrs and so, And I'm like, you just want to talk to him, Yeah, because he's a guy with a job. It's it. I never was

intimidated by upper management. But people would like, say, hey, Kevin's coming to visit tomorrow, so we would stay like three hours later the night before, making sure the store is perfect. Or if we knew he was coming in the afternoon, they would put extra people on right for to make sure the store look good, but then send them all home so he wouldn't think we were blowing payroll, and so then we would like send people home after

they get the store looking good. They would do everything to make sure when Kevin walked in, and I'm gonna tell you, I would say sixty percent of the time at least Kevin never showed up. He knew if the rumor was that Kevin was showing up, that was enough. Like our general manager, the regional manager, there we go. You know, Kevin's gonna be in town this weekend, and he's gonna be and he wouldn't come, but they would tell you he's coming, and you'd bust your ass to

get the store in shape. We probably wasted tens of thousands of dollars on labor. Not me. It wasn't my decision, uh, to have people come in stay late to make sure the store was perfect. You know what the store is, man, it's a factory. You're selling stuff old Navy. It's a discount gap. I mean, I'm generalizing. It is what it is.

It's it's a I'm not gonna explain the differences, but there are very obvious differences in capital Navy clothing, UH, in terms of the sewing and the difference in sizes. Did you know that, I'll give you that much. So when you go to GAP and you buy a size dirty four pant and you go to another size thirty four pant, there's usually very little difference. But an Old Navy there's more of a difference because the quality control is not the same. The stitching is and it's not

double stitched, single stitched. The the T shirts are little thinner than the T shirts a GAP. Old Navy T shirts are a little thicker. I'm sorry, you've been at a Republic. So it's it's a quality thing, right, So when you got Old Navy, you expect, I'm going to a less expensive version of the GAP. The tables will be a little messier, right, the genes won't be folded as perfectly. But we were running a store that had to look like a Republic even though it was an

Old Navy, and said, why the spotlight was on. Corporate was there, celebrities were shopping there. This is mid nineties, it's a long time ago, but it was a big deal. So when you knew a corporate guy was coming, yeah, we we definitely like stepped it up. But I'm telling you, most of the time they don't shop, they don't. Did Kevin ever reprimand you for doing something wrong? You're always the role model employee? Um no, I uh, I got reprimanded for being too hot headed sometimes really like we

were the first store and Gap and you'd bust people around. Yeah, I can't see that. So I can't see that. I don't see that quality in you. Okay, So you know those headsets they wear. The walkie talking is the headsets when the microphone it comes on your mouth. We were the first team of managers in Gap Inc. To ever

use those, probably the first retail store to ever use. Yeah, so you would walkie talkie stuff and we're like, hey I need a size thirty two thirty whatever from the stock room, or like hey I need somebody over and denhim. So did you ever have code words for people? Oh, for crooks? Yeah, he would say, I just think someone think that's gone on the floor over by the so and so the light bulb is out, light bulb is out or chewing gum. Was like, hey, we gotta despicious situation.

But anyway, I didn't get in trouble with yelling at people necessarily. I did yell at somebody once, I was like, I said something like this. I yelled, like, but somebody better goddamn answ on the something like that, you know, because you can't get in the nineties. Yeah, you please to do whatever you want the nineties. Come on. No, But I did I tell you why I did get in trouble. I would make jokes. I would make that's

what she said, kind of jokes. Would you know inappropriate that that could be a workplace harassment if you think about it, Yeah, it could be inappropriate like sexual Like you hear one of the other managers going, I'm pulling two of the two of the girls out of jeans, and they go, oh, I gotta see that, you know, like that's like that, But that's what that's right, deck Like, I would make jokes and are like they were, like, David, that's what I would here from Like the GM if

the general manager was working that shift, I would make a joke and I, uh, David, that meant like, stop making the jokes. I would get in trouble because this is who I am. But if I did it in a real job. I told the story about that as a manager of a story, I have to tell you I'm a really good manager. I'm really good at my staff. I train people really well. I'm great with customers. I make them laugh, maintaining I'm very polite. Um, I'm I'm articulate.

I'd like to think I'm really good at hand at solving customer problems because I'm the king of customer problems. If I mean, you don't correct customer grammar and that doesn't know. But uh, I tend to try to infuse humor and at the time it's appropriate and ten percent at the time it is not. But I still do it because that's why I don't work in retail anymore restaurants. But yeah, you have to find your niche. Man, sometimes your niches obvious that the nitch is not your niche.

So I made money, I got promoted, I got good jobs. I got you know, being a manager in the biggest store in the company was a big deal. But I still want to make jokes on the headset over there. I don't put I'm pretending to the efficiency experts. Experts, Okay, I told, okay, let me just go down the menu of a couple of things that we want to today, and then you can get mad when we don't get to everything perfect. I wanted to update a little bit on the Monopoly game we got. If you listen, of

course you listen to that episode. I'm still blown away by that. So we showed everyone in the morning show today kind of in a braggadocious way. Hey, look at the game we got from our listeners. Anybody here get a game for their podcast? Know? Okay? A bed bath and beyond fight on iTunes review. I have a problem with two iTunes reviews. I got a bone to pick with you, scary what else is new? When do you not have a bone to pick with me? You and I both have a bone to pick with people who

are cheating on our morning show. Cheating? How do you want to get to that now? Kind of a kind of cheating? All right, well, listen, it's no secret that Greg t left Elvi Strand in the Morning show and is now doing a morning show down the hall. We love him. We want nothing but success for him. But more than that, we want nothing but success for ourselves. Right, and so this is this is becoming a problem in

the mind. Now again, you don't have to go run back and tell anybody, because we this is you're going to miss the point if you do that. The point is, as much as we want him to succeed, which we do, the Jersey kid, I'd rather him suck. Well. I know, as listeners, you want like, Okay, let's say you're a fan of the Yankees. Right, I'm not, but let's see

you a fan of the Yankees. When a guy gets traded, you may still be a fan of his and the Yankees may still be friends with that guy, but the Yankees are not going to root for that other team to beat them, right, Right, you can go beat other people. I like the girlfriend boyfriend analogy right really really drives it home to the point. Okay, if your girlfriend breaks up with you and you wanted to do well in life,

you don't. You don't hate her, but you don't want people telling you, hey, I saw with a hot guy today. Hey I saw she's with a better looking guy than you, or she seems like she's really happy now that she broke up with you. We're married and I'm I'm sucking this woman right over here, and she's almost as good as you. But right, So the point being people analogies to the same people are texting us like, hey, I'm

listening to Greg t he sounds great. Well again, how would you know that if you unless you're cheating on us, like, oh I flipped over doing commercial. I don't know that. I don't know that you came back in time. Maybe you missed the first minute or two coming back. So again, we aren't scary, and eye are not saying don't go listen because you should's great. We want him to succeed, as call host Caroline is a friend, she's on our show.

We want them to do really well. But I don't think this morning show wants updates on everything he's doing, because we got a show to do. For that reason and for we don't want to know that you're cheating on us. Right, someone text great, he's killing it, Like, okay, that's cool. I'm happy. I listened to his podcast afterwards because they put the whole show up on a on my heart. I listened to it yesterday. I thought he sounded great, not as good as us the Elvia Strand

Morning Jump, but fantastic. Oh no, listen. So my point is it's weird when people text. The whole point of this was it's weird when you go, hey, we're cheating on you and letting you know we like what we're hearing when we're cheating on you. Hey, I slept with this other girl. I gotta tell you, honey, she's good at something. She's good. Yeah, my wife wouldn't want to know that. Hey, she does the thing with her tongue. Do you don't do? She's great? We go. We got

a text Brooklyn Boys recording with seven question marks. What up? It's Marissia from Connecticut and I'm working right now. Can't wait to hear this week's episode. Looking forward to it. It's Aria code six. Oh, who's this? This is Miguel. Hey, Miguel, where are you? What part of Pennsylvania? Philly? I'm pump Philly, but I live in Punksy. You guys gave me a shoutout for my birthday before. Oh look how lucky you are we and that we shouted you out and you're

calling right now. We're calling you. Yeah, we're calling you because we're bringing back the birthday list. Don't We are not? All these episodes? We are not. That was what we wanted to announce today. Not going to do it. Episode one on one will be a new beginning for the Brooken Boys as the Scary Jones birthday list. Every every not gonna happen. So, so what are you doing today besides texting us? I'm at work. I'm on light duty. I'm an MT, but I'm on light duty because I

hurt myself, So I'm doing desk work. Hey minute, Why would I trust you as an e m T if you hurt yourself and you can't go to work when I hurt myself? Oh so did you have to call an e MT? Probably just took a light duty before. By the way, before podcast. That doesn't do me a favor. Give me a word only a real e m T would know the meaning of. Uh, frequent flyer? I guess, frequent flyer? What does that mean? So Nate just walked in Nate, Nate was a former e m T. He

doesn't was a floor. He is a former intern. Uh, Rather, so what does frequent flyer Meanate? Frequent flyer is typically an older person that calls every day when there's really nothing wrong and they just want attention. And you've probably seen them a hundred times, you probably know them all by name, right, I'm sorry with who am I talking to? Miguel Miguel Miguel Miguel you probably know about Tanaum by name, right, yeah, right now, Miguel, be honest, how many of you have

you gone to pick up with the ambulance. You're like frequent flyer and then they die because you think they're frequent flyer. What percentage? Well, no, we don't, we don't. We treat every call the same way. We respond every call the same way. Even if it's a frequent flyer that says he fell, he might have fell and had a stroke, you know, And so you don't say, oh, we're on to your scam and walk out. You don't do that. No, no, no, no, no no. We treat

everybody the same. We do all the same stuff. We have protocols and we follow. How often are they naked? Um? Usually not old people. It's like naked, especially in nursing homes. You walk in and there just standing there naked, lay on the floor. Nate said, not frequently. You know a lot of times the frequent flyers we would get, their

bags would already be packed. I don't know if you saw that, Miguel, but like they'd be sitting there waiting like okay, they're different kind of they're different kind of frequent flyers, Like if you go to a nursing home frequent flyer, they're they're one kind. And then if you go to a frequent flyer that goes to the city and has all their bags packed and essentially move them from one room to another room. Wow, ok by this because you know, I never get out of my radio

bubble all these years. This is all I did. I never got out there and saw what other people do for a living. Nice I want to be. You know what if I think I would be a great MT I'm thinking about I'm sure. I'm sure you could do some kind of right along in New York. Okay, you we all everybody here knows that it's scary. Went to somebody's house and before he left that put him in the ambulance. He go, hey, before we leave, you got

any snacks? Yeah? I would actually check out there reach Yeah, like, hey, Grandma, you got any cookies? I got I got one for you. Miguel vix vapor rub. What are you using for? Oh? I know that going to a smelly house? Yeah? Really, yeah, you put it out of your nose. I knew that because my father was a police officer. He had the same thing it's some of those houses smells so bad, so you put the bigs vapor rub on your nose. Sometimes you're sitting at her own feces. Yeah, I can

just imagine. So I had a guy one time we had to use that on our nose. He called us to just to shift him in his coiner. He was obese person and he just said, oh, I just need to shift from this side to the other side. We looked at him up and he had week's worth of two under there. Yeah, so you said shift or ship. Wait, hold on a second, Miguel J. Christ what are you doing? I thought you laughed? Brooklyn boys, scary get the song writ Brooklyn boys. What's up? Brooklyn? We just we just

talked about you. Brooklyn. What's that You're interrupting a phone call? So listen, I'm sorry, I got I hate to say I'm glad you here because I'm not, but my bladder isn't trainer. I want to tell you we were just talking about you because people are gonna hear what we said and go tell you. So now we're gonna save the trouble what you guys say. We said. We don't understand why people text our show in the morning that you sound great. Why we don't want to know? What

do we care anymore? You actually have a good points. They're telling us, Hey, we're cheating on you. We're listening to great take. I will say that we're having a good time over there. No, I watched the videos. Okay, I don't know how because you said so. I heard the first break you did this morning, and uh, first of all, your high energy yelling, screaming all the time, and you said you went up an early less night so to Carolina because you're wearing her out, couldn't sleep.

So it sounds like the five Am like or the six the five o'clock whistle on, you know, or your five am show from start to finish. Everything I've seen so far as whoa right, yeah, turned out for what you gonna give you some? You can't last two weeks, j You're gonna give you something you cannot open up your show at six o'clock in the morning, screaming at people at the top of you. He's screaming to people at six o'clock. Here's the different, here's the difference. You

guys do the ELVA show very this well polished. Everybody's perfect and a nice little studio that doesn't work right, And I am more like you know, rocky and training. You know, like we're like doing all kinds of crazy things, doing whatever we can, chasing after chickens and you know, we were around, we're getting in shape, we're running up hills, you know. And you guys are like very mature, very

well polished. What are you trying and counter program You're more like you're more like uppity, and I'm more like, yeah, baby, okay, So you refer to yourself your show is the show that's gonna win, well essentially it will win show. It's gonna win where he had to win people that everybody's on fucking no have you know. I don't know if you've noticed this taking. God bless Carolina, because so far are so far? Both times, because you've done two shows

now and I've heard both show openings. Because you I said, I told the listeners after our show is over, they can listen to your show on the radio app shows up there as a podcast, right, Okay. Both times, Carly is like, Greg, we have a show to do. We gotta ask the brainbuster. Just your mind, you would calm down. You're like the she's the radio professional like the kite that that play well. The direction noticed what's that? Miguel noticed that the that the hot topic is really similar

to Gregg's Top of Trains? Whoa, whoa? How do you do that? How do you know this? Miguel, listen, I gotta go. I have meetings to attend to right now, big time guy, it is pretty crazy to half. Are you gonna sit down and have them tell you what you should sing? Yell anymore? We haven't gotten there yet, but I do have meetings constantly. There's all held on, we gotta play. It's scary. It's definitely different. Hold on, I'll be honest. He comes along, well, yeah, great, stay

here go hey, but what songs played? It's it's definitely different, for sure. There's a lot more pressure and um, there's a lot more people that that um constantly are emailing and texting and critique. We haven't got that need critiquing yet, but it's just people trying to get a good feel of like where everything is really going. Let let me know. They want the first time one of the corporate guys goes, hey, um,

that thing you're doing, yeah, let me know. When they say that they put it in efficiency X No, not yet, because this one walking around with a clipboard in the building really got a tattoo on the write arm. What Yeah, she's taking notes? Yeah, you know, want to listen to end up this podcast like talking about Garius out of Brown Nose and showing how busy he was. He's making up jobs. Now, the radio is not brain surgery. Just

have fun. Just have fun exactly at six o'clock and do what makes you feel comfortable and have a good time. Because you know what, people outside they want to hear you congratulations, but they don't want to hear this well polished Please passes passed along my congratulations and scarce congratulations. As you know, Scary Nate and I are are referred to as executive producers. But Colleen, who's your producer, is just the producer. Colleen, she's executive. You you promoted hard yesterday.

Everybody got to executive producer. Everyone's gonna promotion. And the two interns that I hired for your show, that he promoted them to executive interns, right, executive interns. Everyone getting promoters getting promoted. That's right because because and on my show, nobody is beneath anybody. Everybody got everybody gets away. Everyone's executive executive interns. So you share your shalary evenly with everybody. That's really nice. Yeah, every there's going to executives that

you're gonna be there. Everyone's splitting the pie evenly. I'm telling you, it's it's a different world. It's like the whole New world. How many? How many times is Carolina during the course of the show so far looked at you with the face that said, dude, what are you doing? Not at all? Good? Okay, she's a percent on board, she's having far everything is great. She's really enjoying herself. You're good at the beginning. No things are good, and and really I just saw you do the screaming things

a bit much. It's gonna wear on. That's because you've been twenty five years being told here that that's not appropriate. So you guys can continue to do that and then that'll be fine. But first thing I said this morning was how good you sounded? How good you sounded? And I texted you and that's just the first time he kicked himself out of the room. Yeah, he's kicking himself out crazy. Hey, Miguel, did you hear that, Miguel. We just talked about not cheating on us like they do

this thing called hot topic. By the way, the hot topic thing is something that Carolyn has been doing for years. Nothing to do a topic. How did you know about that? I listened to it for five minutes when you guys were on break, and I said, I can't cheat on by the way, do you? But the screaming at ticks o'clock in the morning, I don't know if that if that's a good thing. Is it's a yeah? No, I think he sounded no. No, I'm sure he is. No, No No,

I'm sure it's it's gonna be great. But I'm just like, like the song ended at five fifty nine and then he went right right, I think that's great at like six thirty six. We'll see, we'll see, and um. But yeah, But the point was he was he admitted it. He said people shouldn't be texting you. He said it. He admitted he knows, and he he was chewing on a cigar. Yeah. I know. He doesn't smoke it, he just it. Well you know what happened. Greg t used to smoke cigarettes,

which are bad for you. Everybody knows that then he started vaping because he was under the impression it was better than smoking. But now people, look, I don't tweet me people are dying from vaping. I know why they're dying. I know it's not specifically from actual authentic vapor. I'm just anyway, he took that, saw the headlines without reading the story, and he's like, I can't vape anymore. So now he just walks around biting and sucking his cigar,

which can still get of you. Uh, problems with your lips and your mouth and all. Yeah, you can get mouth cancer from that. Anyway. I'm not a doctor. I listen, it's been He just needs, he just needs he has the oral fixation. Yeah, he needs to put something in his mouth. If you want to suggest what Greg Ta can put his mouth. Oh, he has a new Twitter handle. He's not Gregg t frat boy anymore. I don't know what it is. But find him on Twitter and tell

him what an underscoring. Tell him, yeah, tell him what he should stick in his mouth. Do that to that today. And we're sorry that that. You know, you're sitting here on this phone line all this time there um uh, but we appreciate, we do like, you know what, one question I can ask you, I'm gonna send you an invisible shirt. There it is. We haven't done that in a while. I'm gonna ruin it with invisible. Like one

question though, I've been wondering this the entire call. Have you ever had to pull something out of someone's ass? And what was it? At work or otherwise? What? Anything out of anywhere? I just transport? All right, so what what? Okay? The better question is what was in there? But that you had to take him to the hospital. Light bulb I've never had, so I'm just wondering television a Vegas call. Al right, Well, thank you, it's been a great talking

to you. All right, thank god a man? Great? Right, Oh my goodness, what happened the past half hour? That was a lot? That was a lot. I didn't tell you about the haunted house I went to last week? No, I want to haunted house story because you went to one. I went to one. Yeah, and everyone on the show is like going to haunted houses. You went to one which used to be in New Jersey, not very far from where he used to live. He used to being

New Jersey. They took over an old club space It was a place called Pacha and his place called sound Factory. They were both in the same in New Jersey was an old warehouse and you went and you you you uh, you are a little throne. It's called Baine. Okay, hit the jingle. Hit the jingle, you son of a bitch. Hit You didn't have to mention the town where they're located. You might want to go, No, you don't. They can tweet you if they want to know. What. Fuck you man,

this is half my podcast. I'll leave here, damn half your income. Joined the Great Team Morning Show, have a Ball where anything goes. You'll be executive executive producer because it's apparently a free for all over everybody's exactverybody's on a goddamn marry a girl around talking about whatever that I think he made carently an executive co host. What did he say? It's only radio. It's only rad It's not brain surgery, Thank god, it's not. Can you imagine

him as a brain surgeon only ship? So I went to Bain haunted house, but you went to a haunted house. It was so fucking scary, it really was. I almost shipped my pants. But you're not a brave person in general. Here's the thing. Yeah, I mean I know you, you're a tough guy with pepper spray. You would you bring pepper spray? No, they they want you. First of all, they made you read a long list of rules. The list is a mile long. I think that they get into your head a little bit of all the things

that could, like don't cry if you get stabbed. If you want to leave the Haunted House, you have to stand still and scream mercy, and then one of the actors will take you off out the side door, bring you down the stairs, and the side door of the of the venue opens up, and all the actors starts screaming over and over again, quitter, quitter, So the door, they embarrass you in front of everybody waiting online to

get in. But what that does is it makes everyone online been like, look at this, I get last past that I don't want to or I don't want to be right. I heard there were some New York Giants linebackers. It came in and they called for mercy. That's how frightening this place is. Well, you could still be scared if you're a big guy. Stephen Stephen Colbert uh At Michael Strayhand went separately there, Pete, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I have to stop you. Stephen stop? What okay?

You know how sometimes uh people say ROSEO Donald right when it's O'donald. You just added aded to stray Hand. You said straight hand. Did he put his hand on you? Did his hand? No? Straight hand almost wanted. He's one of the most famous people on television football, the Hall of Famer, Michael Strahand. You put the du in straight hand, so you're like Billie Eilish Michael Strahand. So anyway, their people called ahead, They're like, look, you gotta dial it

down for these guys. That's how frightening this place is. Dial it down for Stephen Colbert. Wow. So what they all went through with camera crews as did I. Here's this, here's the proble one. It's a hundred live actors in makeup and they will freak you the funk out you. It's a sleight of hand thing, you know how when you want you when you say they're live actors as opposed to animals, as opposed to animates are dead actors? How great would that be? Opposed to animatron? And then

they wouldn't be actors. Whatever it is. This is what I was talking. So they turn a corner and you're looking. Something gets your attention to the right, but something on the left just like just like jumps out at you. But they're allowed. They're allowed to push you, you're allowed to touch you. Did you agree to that? Like you have to sign a thing that says I don't know. You have to say, these are the rules. Do you agree? Yes? So you did have to sign something. You have to

sign it. You have to verbally say yes, verbally say it, as opposed to just writing it down. Yeah, okay, verbally look at the say yes. And the experience is only two people at a time, every thirty seconds. It's not a conga line of a haunted house, which I've done that was like ten people. Yeah. Well, you see people in front of you getting scared. I'm like to be scared because the guy you ten feet ahead of me, that guy jumped out from the side. No, this is different.

This is every thirty seconds, the door opens and it's two of you on your own. And by the way, at some point they separate you from who you're with, so you are alone in a dark, haunted house, walking around by yourself doing that. So if you have separation anxiety, that, if you have claustrophobia, if you have to crawl, if you get on your hands and knees and crawl two spaces at one point, why would I do that? At one point they put me into They stuffed me into

the way. It's a trash shoot. But it was a black slide. It was like, you know what a slide? Did you did? Slide? Yeah? Slide? Yeah? Bro, you're going for the cheap jokes. Uh, why is it cheaper? It's black, it's racist. I'm just asking you. So I get in, I get inside this black hole of of a slide, I slide down into pitch black darkness. And the next thing I first, or feed first, feed first, And as soon as I get to the bottom, a fucking monster is pulling at my ankle and girt up like this

is how they funk with you at there in the dark. Yeah, at the very end, at the very end, they throw you into a stand up casket, locked the door and they spin you counterclockwise for ten seconds, then clockwise counterclockwise, then clockwise. They opened the latch. They opened the thing up and they push you out, and that's how the goddamn thing ends. Okay, So how much did they pay you to do that? Because I just went because I don't don't mean that. I don't mean that is a

radio thing. I'm saying. If you're gonna torch him me, I want to get some money out of that? Why well, I mean, you're not selling. I feel like you did. You should unplay the jingle because I feel like that wasn't a commercial. No, I feel like you talked me out of it. I'm scared ship. Here's the problem. But they they're not. No. People are like they accept the challenge. I would not know. They go right out that side door. The people that own the Haunted House, they're not looking

for you. They're looking for people that are thrilled seekers. They want the people that want to be Danielle like submissive people that want to be touched and handled. At one point, I had two monsters like pushed me up again, pinned me up against the wall, holding my neck, and one was screaming at me, like calling me every name, like your rotten bag, right exactly, you gotta fucking die, like like they really mess with you. This is the

kind of stuff that. This is like if you went to a restaurant and you're like, oh, the waiter was horrible, the food was terrible. I choked on that the ice cream was sour. I think it's it was mold on the bread, and you're like, you should go there. I boorderline loved that ship though. You know, if there's an ask for every chair, so people that the very ones that don't love it, like you are not the people they're targeting, but you don't love it. I had a

good time. I gotta tell you. It was hysterical at the end in retrospect, and I was scared at the time, but I was like, know what I powered through? And it was really it was. It was fun. It was the most fun and most frightening experience at the same time I've ever had. Before Easter State Penitentiary and p A. I've been a late compound up and Behaven clients not clients, not clients, but they could be. To the one in Dayton, there's like four different worlds. I forgot the name of it.

I forgot whatever. I've been to Blood Manner and the ones in the city locally I've been. I've been a ton of them. Nothing came close to what I experienced there, even like bright a asylumtur terror behind the walls, all that I've been to, all of them. You're not convinced. No, no, no, come on. By the way, the only time I've seen you react like with that kind of fear was on that dating show you were on when the uh, the drag queen was chasing you down the street. Oh that

was Blind Date, Blind Date. I have the DVD of that, by the way. Yeah, that was not my not a very shining moment for me, My darkest hour. That was definitely your darkest was lying down the slide in the dark. But yeah, you ran away from u. She was a guy. I don't know what stage of drag queen. This dress queen Lucky Chow's right, Lucky Kangs. And the only we were on a blind date on the TV show Blind

Date with the camera crew. That's where you said that thing you said, and you have that clip they got me. I'm a DJ, don't say what it is, but the here's what happened. He was a scenario. They wanted me to get up on stage and they wanted to strip me down to my underwear. That's why I wasn't afraid of the drag queens. They were trying to get your clothes. Don't want to embarrassed on blind date and I'm like, there's no way. But there was a clip of you talking to a girl on the blind date and she

was asking you what you do for a living? This is these are actual clip we've never before heard. Here's something they have been heard. Well, I'm not on this podcast. This was your two thousand you know what clip? I want first? When you told the girl what you do for a living? This is two thousand two? What do you do? I'm a real estate broker. Are you really what do you do? I'm a DJ, I'm a radio personality. I work for a show Elvis Rand in the Sea morning.

So it's I That's okay, I can tell right away. But that's good. That's good. On the show, they make me out to be somebody I'm not, which is some kind of jiggalow playboy picking up fourteen year old girls on the internet. What's wrong with picking up fourteen year old girls on the internet. That is not my game. No, But you see the thing is, I'm not captain. Is this going to be a problem by the way like, first of all, TV not politically correct. That's so, that's

so pedoph pedophilic moment. I don't even know the word. No, that's that's a pedophilia. Pedophilia fourteen year old girls on internet. I don't I never did pick up. But that's what I was trying to illustrate. A point going that was on broadcast television, by the way. That was. That was And then then they took I took the camera crew came up here with me, and I gave her old station. We tried to do some right. We went to Liberty State Park in Jersey City and we did um the

nasty we no, no, we were doing exercises. It was awful. And then we went to dinner and Lucky Chang's was where the drag queen tried to get me stripped. You have the clip when they asked if you guys want to go on a second date. I have that clip. Let's see. This is the end of the show Blind Date, Blind Date, god Man. Before the break, we were in New York City watching a very adventurous ariana on her

date with a DJ named Scary Now. They had a friendly chugging contest, had some fun at Scary's radio station, and then Ariana had some fun with a banana. Let's see how much fun they had with each other's everything you could have wanted in the first date, just through his old fashioned, sweet funny watching her son up banana the way she did, I could not leave. I did think he was a big person that drag after but

it was very funny. I don't think I blew it when I ran down the street at Lucky Changs tonight. In fact, I think it actually showed the real person that I am. I'd love to go out on a second day with Scary and see how it goes. I think, yes, I'm gonna be seeing Ariana again. I yes, two people brought together by a banana doesn't get any more romantic than that. Needles to say. She goes to be Yeah, she said that to make herself look back to Here's nothing turns a woman on more than a guy running

it down the street away from a drag queen. You're like, yeah, you have the audio of you running down the street. Of course not, I just have I'm a DJ, I'm a radio personality. Really, she was so impressed. I don't listen to that, but I knew she didn't. Here's the thing. I later found out that she was a lesbian. She was a talk show. She was a talk one of those TV show Horse not Horse TV show, Like he went on every show, every show. She did the circuit

she was. She was struggling. She was a struggling actress. She wanted to be and have you looked her up? Like do you know if like I was thinking that, but you know what, um, she actually did the circuit. So she did on all those Blind Date and all those dating shows, fifth Wheel, there was another one. There was so many of them. Chains of love. She she was on chains of love? Is that even know that?

That was something else? But anyway, the point is she went on all these TV shows, and um, I she was just there to kind of get notoriety and hope that she would write unlike why you were there? I was. I was there just for the radio bit of it. I just thought it was thrilling. Now, if you google Scary Jones Blind Date, you could see the entire episode. It's up, it's out there. Yeah, I would strike that from the record. If I were you, I wouldn't tell people.

Well I don't care. I mean listen, how many years ago is that? Two? To? How I was like for twenty seven years ago? Twenty years ago? No, you think it's the I'm sorry, I'm gonna wait. I'm not gonna help you on this one. Seventeen years ago, sure, yeah, something like that, seventeen eighteen years or something like that. You can't figure out nineteen minus two? Yeah, seventeen years ago, okay, glad, I could help. Yeah anyway, but you thought that was

twenty years ago? Dark days? Dude? How old would you have been if that was twenty years ago? Don't do the math? Not old enough to be talking to her? No? Good, I can't believe you just turned into great teen and one of people confused, the two of you. That's a bad math. Where were we and how do we get on that topic? A here we go? We need on the float chart. No, you're talking about we're talking how you was scared and I said you ran away from

the drag queen. That's right, see you sidetracked it. But anyway, to look what it turned into. Anyway it is it is Haunted House season and Brodie, you should go to one. I'm not doing that. That's what I wanted you would what would it take to get you in there? Uh, naked ladies and Chinese to a fishing pole. And then you've been doing that for seven years. You've been screwing me on this. By the way, I got more tweets about the Stea dinner. We're gonna read, not right now,

I'm gonna read them later. I did want to talk about about restaurants though, because I'm gonna call you on the carpet for this. You are sneaky motherfucker. So every time somebody leaves our show, well before you tweet us, pretty much every time someone leaves our show, we take him to lunch. We Elvis is like, oh, let's go to a nice lunch. And if the person wants a lunch, sometimes they don't, and we've had a couple of they were like, I'd rather just uh, I don't have time.

We couldn't make the date work, and we have food brought in here like with Great Tate we had food brought in right. But usually we go off to a nice restaurant and usually Elvis will pick the place, or if he knows the place that he knows the person leaving likes. You use that as an opportunity to suggest to Elvis what restaurants he should pick for the Goodbye lunch as places you want go to. Oh absolutely, you were suggesting places. Oh you know what, I really want

to go, Elvis, and they're really expensive places. You were like, let's take great Tea to Saidel's because it's expensive, highly rated, and hard to get a reservation. So yeah, so you thought I got an idea. I'll have Elvis take us all out. I'll get different free. But that's but no consideration for great team where he wants to go. That's narrow minded because I know that everyone would enjoy a lunch, you know, yeah, but you don't know that of its existence.

So I'm educating you and everybody. It's like that this is a great spot that we all want to go to, not just me. Okay, this because you want to go there doesn't mean they have things on the menu that I would like to place. They serve plotters of locks, they make the bagels in front of you, They have be allies. They have fucking platters of whitefish and matzo ball soup. So you think because I was born into the Jewish faith, that I want to eat whitefish, locks

and eggs. I don't like locks, particularly you look. You look a good bagel with a shmia. I like a good bigger with a shmia. Went on like a Sunday when I want a bagel, not when I have an opportunity on a Monday. We're gonna steak lunch, or like one of the one of the Goodbye parties, you went to a place where they had veal, chop deal Pomisan on the bone. That's what I'm talking about. You want a fool fool brunch. Elvis to pay for a brunch so you don't have to pay for the brunch. I

don't want brunch. I want a real meal because I know if Elvis picks the place, he's gonna pick a place with with big, heavy, meaty foods. Just trying to stack the deck with something. I just know Elvis, he's gonna pick a nice place. You're actually going into the zagat guide or going on like you he wore in the mouth places you you don't want to spend the money, your cheap bast and who's the cheap beast of Jingle? That's right, you're the cheap bestep. I want to get

the biggest bang for my buck. You're buying, you're buying. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. If you would to go back and look at every meal Elvis has ever bought us. Ever, I have never ordered the most expensive thing on the menu Porterhouse for two when you never never You and Greg Tea, on the other hand, always order the most expensive thing. Always order wine, you drink something. Why wouldn't you like a nice Jewish brunch from Saddel's on on on a weekday when it's ten

thirty in the morning, because lunch. I don't want brunch on a Monday. I want brunch on a Sunday. Yeah. I want to go at noon and eat like a steak or a chicken parm I want a French onion soup. I want a real food. You want brunch on them? Who was brunch on a Monday? Yeah? If I took

you on a Sunday, no, no hold on. If I made good on the steak and we went at noon to a steak dinner at lunchtime, but it's still a steak dinner with with all the trimmings, with your expensive steak, and you picked the restaurant and you could have the biggest cut of fucking beef you ever wanted? Would you go and accept that as the steak dinner repay? I'm gonna preface my answer with this. That is an indication to me you don't want to give up an evening

to spend having dinner with me. That's not true. Really, then why you even suggesting it. I'm suggesting it because why can't we go to dinner, dress up with jackets, go to my steakhouse. We can do all that, but why can't we go in there? Because there's a field to a steakhouse at night. You know that. I'm not gonna rush us. I'm not gonna say we have an hour. Why would you rush us? We've been waiting seven years. Sit there for two or three hours, go for lunch.

There's there's nobody there. The cheap, the lesser waiters are working, the better waiters work at night. You know how it is. You don't go to Mattenee's. I am trying to make good. You're trying to get me a mattenee a listener. You want to get me a lunch special? What do you mean Matt comes with a free egg roll? I don't want to lunch special. This isn't a Broadway show where the subout actors. You're getting a good cut of meat.

You're getting the great You're getting as good as a cut of beef at noon as you are at seven o'clock. It's pond, it's the experience. Anyone listening to those substitutes really would you? It is not like where did you go less night? Fear anniversary? You and Robin it was your anniversary. Where did you go? Went to a place called eleven Madison Park? Uh huh? And what time was your dinner reservation? It was like, uh, seven o'clock? Oh good,

fuck you, we're going to dinner. If you're not taking your girlfriend for her anniversary dinner at noon, then neither am I? But what is this about? Is this about? Is about the actual repayment? Why did you make the seven at night? You would never take your girlfriend for an anniversary dinner at noon because there's a difference. You're still you're you're still getting particular play to play the steak jingle. Um, I want you to play the state

the steak jingle? All right, that will answer everything. Wait for it, steak lunch, not steak bunch. But in this kingle says dinner. You want me a steak dinner. Dinner. Steak dinner in this sense of the word refers to the price a full steak dinner she cost dinner. I'm gonna come out of pinner. We agreed in the previous episode, and you guys, the slices will fucking find it with you saying it, and they will send me the MP

three you said, you said I need. All I need to feel is the pain of that money, the dollar amount coming out of my at dinner, at dinner staff at seven o'clock at night, the same show. You want to get robbing on the phone and ask her how she feel if you took her to an anniversary dinner on Saturday. A good dating you. You get more out of this relationship than yours. I'm not fucking you. You are now you're trying to fund me. You are. You're not sucking me over lunch? What a funk me? You

buy me dinner. I have the same standards as Robin. And by the way, speaking of steak dinner, one last thing, we got a tweet. I got a tweet. You were on a tweet because they tweeted me and and the Brooklyn Boys not you. I don't know why, but scary is not the Brooklyn Boys. We both are so tweet all three of us. The tweets said this, Hey just started listening to the podcast. I'm up to episode. I don't remember what the number was. Let me know, did

you ever get your steak dinner? I can't answer that question because if I say no, then they're gonna listen to the next eight episodes already knowing that it didn't work out. They need to hear the angst as it happens here. I am. I can't answer that question. Brooklyn Boys a new beginning, Brooklyn Boys one oh one, trying to even the score and clean the slate. And Brody will not allow me to make good on the steak. Okay, here's David Brodie one on one. You will do what

you promised, or I will come plain about it. Speaking of which, one last thing before we move on. I was reading our iTunes reviews, you know by by the way you said you have a bone to pick on me earlier it was about how you pick restaurants for other people where you want to go. We're done with that. We're done with that. I want to read now. We have three negative reviews. Now Ape seventy seven changed his review,

which means we have three negative reviews. Right. Here's the review by Ju Carlin, Ju not j W J. You Carlin. I would like to think they're related to George column, but they aren't. The show is great, funny. Now wait a minute, you want how many stars they gave up here the review. First, I'll tell my stars. No, one star, one star, but let me guess it's a positive review. The show is great, funny, great, and entertaining. That's not one star. Love mostly everything about it that's at least

three stars. The one thing that sometimes gets on my nerves is Brodie's quote, I'm always right complex, so that that that that's one star? Are that's one star? It's not my fault. I'm right. You can't hold that against the right now you're doing it right. You want to take one star off and go, well, yeah, yeah, you know is the show is great, funny and entertaining. You know why it's great, funny and entertaining because we do stick, and my stick is I'm right, that's part of what

you love. One star? That's up? Who is this asshole? You right now? Did you no? No? J you Carlin. I'm gonna say, f you Carlin, fucked you, Carlin, fund you. I'm sure Ju Carlin is a good person, But you can't give us one star stars because you can we complain Apple about that. No, no, you can't hold on it is abe? And then what's the thing about I can't tell you why. I can't tell you what they are? You know why? Because iTunes doesn't show you all of them.

Even when I click to show negative, show most negative ones, they still only show me that one negative one. I doesn't show you all of them. Um, I'll tell you what would make me happy getting something for nothing in money? Yeah, well, steak lunch if there was, I'll tell you what if there was some way, I'll tell you what if you can get me a steak dinner in a place I want and use the honey plug in in your browser to get you a slight disc a nice discount on

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of time, are we are? We? Really? Wow? I have to say we all, I'm I'm ready for episode one or two. Let me look at my list because I want to make sure the stuff jokes I do. I'm gonna save the intern resume that I got for next week. Somebody and someone of the big shots downstairs sent me an intern resume. Um no that next episode we read the iTunes review. You can't say we we uh I. We talked about scary pick in the restaurant sound to

play for us, and it wasn't I my blind date sound. Okay, I want so, I want to just talk about the Monopoly for a second. We talked about last episode, that great Monopoly game that our listeners made for us. Now we can't sell it because Monopoly would have a problem with that, the logo, the board, whatever. Believe me, we

thought about ways to get around. However. I'm working with the creators have had some conversations about ways we can change the title of the game, change the look of the game a little bit where it would be a legal thing for us to work together to work out a way to make them available. But we'll keep you posted, so we'll get back to you on that. Uh. There's a commercial in Green you see the green clip. Uh, this may be Now look, I want your opinion, Scary.

There's a commercial that runs a lot on satellite radio and the name of the company sounds a lot like a character that was in Hunger Games. Okay, and I'm wondering, first of all, if they named the company after the guy who owns the company, or it's just deliberately to sound like one of the people in Hunger Games. But my problem is, you know how we said, hey, go to Honey checkout Honey dot com. We said it like three or four times in that commercial. We did right,

three or four times this commercial. I want you to count how many times they mentioned the company. This is not a sponsor of ours. So I feel like Scary needs your opinion. Should I beat the name of the company and let people just count the beeps? Or let at play so you know who I hate? Well, first of all, I'm looking for what you're talking It's on the Brooklyn Boys I D Clips page and it's in green and it's uh starts with a P. Yes, Okay, So should we play it with the name in it.

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comes in. I was like, we were like we hit the showers, and they're like, now you go into the reception. I'm like, I don't. I don't have anything with me. I'm not. I'm like, look at me. And there was a guy that overheard what I was, you know, in the locker room. He overheard me, and he said he said listen. He says, hees, um, just so you know, I just got this brand new from Peter. You can't make your ship up, Brodie, I gotta be goes, I

don't need it. It's it's Peter Malar shirt and it was in plastic and it was following Peter Malar plastic. He goes, he goes to listen. He goes, don't worry about it. He goes, you know, you look good, you cleaned up. He goes, just just you know, wash your hands and face, comb your hair. Shirt. So it said Peter Millar. I'm like, I never heard of Peter Millar. What's Peter Malar? So let me tell you. So I put the shirt on and I'm like, oh, that's crying

kind of cool. And I wore the Peter Malar. It was a button down, long sleeve shirt pe Peter Malar, very preppy looking. And then I go to the I go to the reception and I get it out into the dining room. So it was like, no, I love you Peter Malar shirt. So like that's great. I'm like, oh, I guess I'm like, what is Peter Malar? Like, Oh, A lot of golf clubs and a lot of golf you know, country clubs, they all a lot of people wear the Peter Millard for the receptions at night. Like

that's kind of cool. So what I did was I caught home, I washed it, I took it to the dry wash, the Peter Malar shirt, and and I hung it up in my closet and never word again and never won again the Peter Millar shirt. So sure enough, to this day, for the past two years in my closet is a Peter Malar, nice button down Now where can I get a Peter Malal golf shirt? I would imagine Peter Malar dot com. That's Peter Malar dot com. Peter Millar. Yeah, okay, now let me reiterate, but we

should get paid for that. We didn't not at that's like a secret. This isn't like a like a sneak attack. But any time I hear that, the fact that, by the way, I would not know what the fun Peter Miller was. I still don't know. Every time I hear the commercial, oh it has it's like at Peter mala dot com and Peter Malar we used to find it. What's pee Mark Cotton? What? Who cares? But you know what Brodie advertising works. It doesn't, yes, because you see what they did there. They got a free add on

our podcast. No, No, the point is you now it sticks. I didn't look it up. Though I don't want to touch with you all day, I didn't look it up. I'm so annoyed by the commercial. It's not it's it's it's like saying John Varvatos, st John Varvados your Brooklyn industrial. Oh, by the way, what are we going to tonight? The New York City Wine and Food Festival? Smart casual Smarts.

So the first thing I did was tell Elvis that you're going Brooklyn Industrial and and four or five people texted in Slice for Life, Brodie and scary Brooklyn Industrial. I could tell you this, Peter Millar is a I guess he's a designer of borderline ugly shirts. Actually they're they're nice, they're well made. But if you're listening and you like Peter Milar, that's great. Let us know. But just the commercials annoying. Yeah, but I only have one and it was free, and it's it's kind of a

it's a little loud, it's checked. Maybe i'll wear it tonight. Oh you should do that to the New York City Wine and Food Festival. Yeah, where you're Peter Peter, And I'm like, what are you wearing? Yeah, but I wouldn't know that otherwise because I wouldn't even know what to find one or buy one other than Peter mil dot com. But but Brodie, you can't blame the people because they have sixty seconds. They paid for that sixty seconds. Their message could be whatever they wanted to be. They could

shot into a microphone for sixty seconds. But they wisely said Peter Miller thirteen times. But I don't even know what the product is drilled into your head. They all they drilled him was the name. I don't care, hoping that you're gonna google It's like Cause for kids, I'm never going to give them my car. Right to the point ever, people don't ever give your car to cause to kid for kids? Why because they'll keep playing that jingle.

You gotta punish these people. Peter Miller, Right, Peter Millar should donate clothing that because you're gonna you to take your own advice and google it. What is Peter Malair? I don't know, Google, I don't care. It annoyed me so much. I was like, so that you remembered it. You only did this podcast, but you remembered it. Remember it is Peter Millar is the guy that lead character in Hunger Games. That is a coincidence because Peter Millar

has been around for years. Peter Malar, Yeah, whatever, I'm not saying it again, Peter Malar. I'm not saying it. The guy and this guy that the music and his voice and it's just Peter Millar would like to introduce the gentleman listening to the nineteen summer face one the Peter Millar because the Peter Millar seaside Polo is the most comfortable shirt you'll ever wear and perfect for every summer occasion. See he even said it right there. It's

the summer polo for every summer. It's the Peter Malar summer vacation. Paul. You know the kind of people that wear Peter Miler, the people that walk in and the Hampton sweater around their neck. Yes, and they're wearing the Peter Milar their yachts Peter and with a sweater wrapped around their neck. Well, maybe those people have short attention span to have to be reminded because they's somebody telling them money. Oh, jeeves, who's the shirt that I want to buy? I went to the stall for you. I

got you. I went online, I got your bet blog. I don't make enough money to wear Peter Miler. Don't we need to do I I told you I got my ship free. Yeah, if you were Peter, free ship for us. I didn't get one before. There was a jingle. By the way, last week we were we told you about the Monopoly game. Uh that I don't want to

discourage anyone. Yeah, yeah, fetch Ham done of the game. Uh. By the way, speaking of other podcasts, congratulations to Garrett his Celebrity Buzz podcast moved up to number forty on the I Heart Radio podcast Top one. An hour's dropped to sixty. How did that happen? Um, I don't know. Oh my god, the Jersey kid is still walking around. He's not he doesn't work here anymore. How does he get into part of the building. When he worked here, he was gone by like ten thirty fifteen, the last

this guy. And now he's important And why is he in our radio station? That's what I'm saying, Just because the important people are here. So he's coming over to like make sure he's a good Maybe he's asking his job back. He's pacing back and forth. Maybe he wants to get the prep boy job back. By the way, I already got hit up by somebody who wants an audition. Okay, let's just put this to bedround. We are not replacing

Greg T. I said to it. I said to him, We're not replacing Greg T. They said, no, no, no, no, I'm not looking to replace Greg T. I just want to fill a need on the show. We are not replacing the person, any person or the role, nor are we hiring anyone in a different role. In fact, the salary is already dried up and I need Contrary to popular belief, we did not split up his salary. And I'll tell you how you know that we did not

get the money. We're not wearing Peter Malar. The day you see me or Scary wearing Peter Miler, you'll know we got a raise. That's what we should do if we ever get a raise like Peter Miller. So if you, if you work in retail and you have access to Peter Malark, you can send the free ship for us. And if you Peter Millar and you want us to advertise for you, we're ready to go. Ready to go, Peter Miller. I'll tell you why we don't wear Peter

Malar shirts. You would never be caught dead in the Peter Malar Brooklyn Boys Football glassm