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Ham did. We could have been canceled on social media. You don't want that to happen. No, don't get canceled on social Some assholes tried to cancel me last week, but I fought him back over that baseball thing. Canceled, canceled, no, no cancel, can subscribe. One guy was like, let's drag this guy. You can't drag me. Un subscribe subscribe. We do that with our friends. I actually have quan friends, as you know, which I know you're jealous of Brooklyn Crew.

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the nineties version of canceled, cancel cancel. Hey, so here we are an episode one hundred. No balloons, no party favors. No, we said, we said something Elvis like, is there a cake, no card, no acknowledgement either. All right, well here's what I'll say. We got nothing. Well that's not true. This is not we We did predict back in episode seventies something that episode one hundred would be done in a

h W jun atorium or a comedy comedy club. Well they fired, They fired the guy, and everyone was gonna get free dessert, right they fired. Okay, so we were up to episode I want to say, eighty nine and scary and I went to the sales team and we said, listen, we have this idea. Carolines on Broadway, greatest comedy club on the planet, at least in the industry, in the business it's respected, it's respected as one of the best as the West Coast. That's not true, not true. Close. No,

Seinfeld got his start on the East Coast. Jay Leno on East coasts. So it's the East Coast Comedy Store, or it's the East Coast laugh Carolines. It's East Coast Carolines. That's it. That's all. You gotta say it. And I'll be there this weekend to see my friend Chris Hardwick from Talking Dead by the way, episode one fifty eight

of Walkers and Talkers plug plug. Uh, we interviewed Chris Hardwick in studio, so please check that out log log anyway, So I said, we went to sales and we said, listen, we want to do a live thing, because you can't just call a comedy club up because the comedy club that wants to get paid or they wouldn't know how they're gonna make money at the deal. So he said, okay, work it out. So the sales guys work it out with sponsors and whatever whatever it is, ticket sales, whatever

they promise you the world. So we said we want to do Carolines. All right, great, So he came back to me a week later and goes, I have another comedy club that would like you to do the show from there. I said, well, what's the what's the what's the pitch, what's why? Oh well, they have a studio on the second floor where you can do a podcast and then you'll come down and then you'll interact with the crowd. What was that name. I'm not gonna just

in case it comes through. I don't worry. It's still so, I said, not really my first choice to do a podcast upstairs where nobody is there, and then come down and be like, hey, guys, we did a podcast. Carolines wants to have us do the podcast like right there on the stage where everybody could watch. Okay, that would be ideal that here's the Carolines already worked out free to say were planning on. That's all we wanted. Free

deserve everybody. But so the guy working on the mastermind working on it, he's the guy that's working on the railroad all the live long day. He got fired by let him go canceled actually because subscribe subscribe I don't like, partially because he didn't get this deal done and partially because that was the thing. He didn't get a lot of deals done, and so the new guy isn't up

to speed yet and couldn't get the deal finalized. So although people are like where starting to become this this is starting to sound like my previous podcast where we delivered empty promises. Well, empty promises was was a running theme on my old podcast with the Jersey Kid. So I want to say that this is now, this is a giant empty promise. This one, this, this one is like out there, this is a big fat it's highlighted, it's it's really all the lights and it's all on this.

This is speaking of empty promises. A couple of our slices were talking on Twitter and of course I was copied to it like, oh, I'm gonna put together a list for the hundredth episode of all the rants Brody promise they never got to And I said, well, that's not fair because I didn't, it doesn't mean I'm not going to get to them. There's just a flow of the kiss. Sometimes we have like, oh, we have all the stuff we want to talk about. Okay, now here's

the thing we're can talk about the float chart. But as you can on your point, can stand on stay on your point, Okay, no, because the flow chart shows how we get distracted. Now, the flow chart that we're gonna post on our social media was sent to us by one of our slices. We'll credit that in a minute, but they didn't create it. It's actually by somebody who has a D H T. Right, A D A D d H D R H D and H is an alarm cut. That's correct. That yeah, well that's a d

T that's okay, but not the alarm. I did not self promote by the I stand for we played match game today on the show. I wrote the questions where and one of the waiting for this to happen on the show, and it never did. So one of the one of the questions was, this is a true story. There's a Mexican restaurant that opened up a spa in the back for people to come in and get some lunch and get a relaxing massage. So I said, instead of using lotion, they massage you with blank And what

did Gandhi said? He said, they they rubbed them down with You would think like hot sauce, squacamole, like liquids. Yeah, she said, Lula hot sauce. She named it by names are slicest texted in saying hit the jingle, jingle, hit the jingle. Well here on our episode. I gotta give special props to Cassie grit Savage. Cassie grit Savage wrote in her email happy onsode, and then continued to write,

fuck you everybody we've ever said fuck you. Two. Here's the list you have to tell Orchestra pull that up please because this is a long, motherfucking list. This is the list, like I read, of all the people that think you really you really flicked off a lot of people. This is from episode Wow, how does one key track of all this? I really hope she didn't like I hope she didn't have to go back and listen. I hope she was just keeping tally along. Get the hits.

That way, we get the hits. We get it. By the way, William Tell, overture not in the system. Just just type in tell that's it. That's not the right one. But that's okay. I just hit that one. I did. I did overture. I did, William, it's not in here, William Tell. Let's try this one, okay, do that already? End? Hold on, here we go. Fuck you, It's not all, it's from a different radio station type in William. Once again, as you can hear, as you might might not know,

we're in the shitty studio again. We're not for episode one D. You think we'd be in our regular content you we are in the crappy green studio held On that you use for your other podcasts and talkers episode Dwick and I gotta say I'm not happy hold On. Not only do we not have an audience in front of us doing this live from a comedy club like you were sitting in here with this with the the studio, we're going backwards in Todd. But here's the thing that

this is EPs. This is not clamorous. This is not what I would would have Nobody likes a rant. Can you just calm down? Okay? That audio that William tell overture is owned by light FM, so I had to like approve it for our station. Your version that we've had for twenty something years not in the system anymore. That's the not the studio's problem. That's the that's the

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for fifteen minutes? Panatronics, Philip Sonicare Exit twenty Exit twenty one, Mike Boulevard, Sullivan, New Jersey Home dot Com, Maria, Kevin Andrew Hercules, Delivery Chantel, Margot, Rebecca and Mark funk All y'all anyway, Patsy is is going to meet the Brooklyn Boys at the New York City Wine and Food Festival this Thursday. At the Elvis Durran Book Party, which we're gonna be doing. She cannot wait to meet everybody. God she and she wants us to sign Elvis's book if possible,

has egg Slice for Life. Cassie grit Savage from Syracuse driving down to New York City. By the way, you can buy your tickets for that event at NYC wf F dot org. Brody and I will be there. I don't know how respectful it is to signing Elvis. That's my problem. That's where it gets a little dicey. So Elvis had a book signing last night in northern New Jersey, maybe a half hour from my house, and a couple

of people said, hey, you're gonna be there. If you are, i'd love you to sign my copy of the book. Here's the thing. I will take a picture of you holding with me with the book, not together. But I didn't write the book. And although I'm in there three times, I think three or four times, it's his book, remember folks, by the book right, Life, Life Out. What's it called. It's called it's called in um stories Stories. I sort of remember from a life, Live Out, Lived out Right.

Elvis Duran book dot com is everywhere where good Elvis is gonna be something books. Uh, page sixty seven is all you need to know. But but but yeah, I'm like, I can't sign Tough Cassie. Cassie will see you there. We love you, Thank you for that. That was a hell of a list. But I don't know if we could sign Elvis. It's weird. I feel a word, it's just not right. I just think it shows disrespect right where like when my book comes out, you know you

want my paws all over it. Well, it depends on if I if I use a lot of podcast stories, then I would have you write the foreword or something and I'll spell check it. Yeah, maybe we'll do that, But I but I don't like, I don't I don't know. I don't want to steal any of Elvis's thunder. Like that's why I don't want to go to the book signing last night, Not that I would steal his thunder. I mean, he's the man. But I don't want to be like, oh, i'll sign your book too that I

didn't write. So should we just bring loose leaf paper? That's like your friends in a band and you signed the album at the record store, like you know, if there were record stores anymore. But yeah, yeah, loose leaf paper. Just bring loose leaf paper. How about the black and white marble notebooks, let's bring let's bring back the eight let's do that, or my trapper keeper. I'll sign, I'll sign your lunch Bob. I'll bring a yellow legal pad and I will sign. I got a notary notary stamp

on it. Yeah, so, um so yeah, I don't think Listen, you guys disagree, that's fine, but we have to live with it. Yeah, because then we then Elvis is gonna chastise us for signing his book. Yeah. By the way, I got I got chastised speaking of the book. Nobody told me what the plan was, and now I'm getting shipped for it. So okay, and you guys called me off. I told the joke, and daniel jokes slate it. So this is what happened. I got an email about Danielle too.

Would keep going. We were talking about Elvis's book right now. We all got copies of the book because this cases of them. Here and Andrew, Elvis's assistant, part of our showy bro, here's your copy. Great, all right, So apparently you guys all bought extra copies off of whatever store website. I've got four copies, thank you. That's great. I took a fifth one for free discount. That's what I said. Yeah,

the book signing we all, which I'm okay with. Not everybody went, by the way to the book signing he did on Wednesday at the corporate office, but I went. Some of us went, you grabbed the book from the stack, and we're like, and then you write, that's what I said, that's mine. I told you that I thought I thought it the day before. Actually, but but I thought about it before he wrote the book. So how about that story? Okay? Anyway,

so I did not order a book from Amazon. In other words, I haven't paid for a copy of the book yet I got my copy, and no one in my life wants a copy of the book. A couple of people wanted Audible, which is a sponsor, and we have gift cards for free downloads. Great, so I'm gonna download a copy from my mom because that's what she wanted. If nobody wants a copy of the book, and I have a book already because I got one for free. Now, you guys are Brody didn't boy copy of the book.

He's not supporting Elvis. I gotta say, Brody, I'm offended that you didn't buy one copy of the book. I do think you're a cheap astor now I'm not sitting in front of the otherwise I'll be playing the song. That's why I'm not not putting it in. But you know, but to me, you're not supporting the cause. Like for instance, and I said this off air to Nate earlier, it's like your kid is graduating and he's got a yearbook, right, and what it's a booster you know, the boosters in

the back of the yearbook. Your kids graduating, you're gonna get a free copy of the book, but you want to you gotta pay for boosters to support the yearbook. Good luck graduating. You know you know who does that, especially to Smile and Stephen. You know who would write those ads and put them into the book when my daughter graduates. Me. But your analogy is that since you're my friend, you should support me and you should put an ad in for my daughter. Know that you should.

You should support the proceeds of the book, support the revenue of the book by buying a copy of Okay, so you're saying like, if your best Okay, you're let's say, your daughters in a band. Yeah, I don't buy girl Scout cookies from my kids. You should. But if you're doing to buy a couple of boxes, but that's my daughter benefiting, right. If you're best friends in a band, yeah, you're not gonna buy a copy of his download of his album. Is he a struggling artist? Right? And he

know he's your boy, he's your best friend. Forget about where he is. See that's the problem. What you're saying to me is you want me to support Elvis. So I go to the book signing to support him. I tweet and post on Instagram to promote his appearance, and any chance I get, I write how good the book is. I support the content? Right, you probably even wrote an Amazon review I will, well, I can't even buy the book. But here's the thing. He doesn't need. The book is

selling like hotcakes. He doesn't need my money, certainly, right, he'll get like what two dollars out of the course of the book. I'll buy him breakfast one day. But the book company doesn't need my money because they're a book company. But it's the idea solidarity of us can have an idea that I brought the book. We all we all bought several copies of the book. That's great, but you should buy at least one. Just what I needed four, I got a free copy. You got a

free cop I know you got a free copy. Can all get free copies? I could sucking did the whole box in the next year. I could. I could walk out of here with seven of them, so I could just house them right now and sell them on the street. So how what I'm saying, how hard was it for you to buy the four copies and not tell Elvis? Like you could have just brought the four and kept

it quiet. You brought the four and like, hey, Elvis, I bought four copies in your book to let him know that I'm there with him supporting You know, I'm there supporting him every morning by working next to him and making his show the best it can be. But you didn't buy the books to support him. He came out You bought the books to let him know you bought the books. That's not true. But how does he know you brought four copies. I'll show him the receipt Amazon.

That's my point. He knows you brought four copies because you made it a point to tell him. But a great a great friend buys them and doesn't say, look what I did for you. Yeah, but they would buy them period. At least you didn't even do that much. You didn't even buy it. You got you just you said it yourself. You got the book the day the book came out, Andrew handing me a book. Here's your copy,

Brodie fantastic. I posted it right, But buy a gratuitously buy a copy, just a symbolically, buy a copy to show that you love this man. You get in the book. You think that's the that's the reason why you don't want to buy a book. And you don't think that money is owed because like I'm in the book, Well I get when I get it for free, I don't have to pay. No, No, I don't think I I don't think I. You've faking grape. So did him el

like you took the free book? Like holy good, did Elvis buy the book out of his own pocket and say I'm buying this book. Take a copy? No? But like you, you you literally ransacked the store. You didn't even you stole a copy at the book signing Winsday but at least I bought four more so that justifies it as it does so so if I go to the store and I'd steal it, I was. I was in the audience of the book signing where everyone was given a copy, and we were all given a copy

of the book for free. So I'm gonna take my free copy of the book because I was there. But I'm still gonna buy the four and and what are you can do with them? I'm gonna give one to my mother, right to my girlfriend, right. I haven't decided who I'm giving the other two yet. Okay, a girlfriend that doesn't live with you, right, and she's a big fan of the show, so she'll get a copy to take home. What about your mother? My mother wants an audible.

We could just cover that. So she's gonna get a download of the book and listen to it on hers got to be someone in your life. My kids have no interest in reading it, understood. My wife lives with me, so I have no I have no siblings. Why don't you Okay, why don't you give one to our boys? Bruce? He didn't asked me for he's your comedy writing partner. I asked him wanted to copy Bruce on the loose because they'll probably just get one for free, like everybody

else in the building got one because everybody's Rantzack. He knows box just taking free mail him. Guys just trapped them on the elevator and got autographs. They got the books are free to of course, because they're the ones who deliver those boxes. Right, they cut the boxes, show up off the truck. What's this? Open it up? Oh, there's a thousand copies of Elvis book. I think I'm gonna take one, right, who's gonna notice? But that's fucked up? Okay,

they don't go buy one too, So buy one? Okay, so for you one from so wouldn't have been Okay. If I said I bought a copy of Amazon and I didn't, I'll go back to my analogy. No, I could have said I bought one, but you didn't. But I didn't because I'm honest, you're cheap. I didn't know all you guys until yesterday I bought copies. There's still time, Brody, So go on Amazon. Right, did I say the expiration

date on buying a book? Okay? You know you could still correct this second by actually buying one later tomorrow. Let me ask you a question. If the book goes on sale in three weeks and I buy it on sale, does that make me less of a friend? I think we need a Brody book sale jingle update. I think we need an update for that sale work on Hordy. Have you bought Elvis's book yet? Amazon? Not yet? Right? Yeah, Well, we'll check in with you from to ask you a question. If it goes on sale in a month and I

buy it, then am I less of a friend? Or am I just smart? I think you're It's okay. If it goes on sale, I think you're all right. But as long as you as long as you make the gesture, and you haven't made a gesture. I haven't had a chance to even read it, so it didn't occur to me to buy it. I'm not gonna read it yet. I think you should buy a copy. Money needs to come out of your pocket and go into Who's And it's it's just camaraderie. It's the idea of it. It's

it's the idea that you're you know, you're supporting. Again, it was different you're buying your best friends album if he was in a band. It will be no different again. Let me ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a questions. You're you're spending money, I'm gonna ask you a question. Let's say you, somehow in your career become friends with Bono from you two, one of your favorite bands, maybe your favorite band, your friends with all their I

have some of their downloads, but primarily see these. I just have something. You're hanging out with Bono. You're in this, You're hanging out with him, You're at a fancy restaurant, you're at a club, whatever. He goes. Um, you know I've got I've got a copy the book. Love to give you a copy h the album. He has a new album. I'm gonna autograph it for you. Here you go. When did he become British? I don't know. You give him,

you give him. He gives you the album the c D and it gives you the big album with the fold out with lyrics. It's beautiful, and he signs it awesome memory like great. Then the album comes out the next day. You're gonna go on iTunes and buy it. Bullshit. Bono doesn't care if you buy it or not. He's my friend. He doesn't, but you're not gonna buy it. There's no way you're go and buy it. If he gave it to you ready for free, what do you

need a second copy of the album for? You? Don't you know you're gonna say, You're gonna say Bono is a multimillionaire. He doesn't care if I buy his album. But if I support it and listen to it, and I put on Instant Story and I and I tell all my friends to buy the album, this is obviously you're not gonna buy I didn't say it, would never buy it. I'm saying why I hadn't bought it yet you guys all bought it. Didn't tell me like that. It was the thing we were doing. And you're like, oh,

you didn't buy a book. I didn't know we were buying a book. Andrew said he's given his Just know to buy a book. Just know you're a smart man, yes, smart enough to know I got a book for free. You should just know that you have a book. That that that it's time to buy a book. Because this guy put poured his heart into it and you were mentioned in it. If that's an in of itself should have been the reason. All right, it's fine, whatever you

want to do. I don't care. Um so um, by the way, I have an intern coming in a minute, do you really because I have a bone to pick with her. You're a bone to pick with an internet with you? Whotis who just did something the restaurant that just upset the hell out of me? Good? I'd love to I want to hear about this audacity? Alright, some people now it is tailgating season? Yeah, of course. How those jets doing? Here? We are on October four, The Giants are two and two. You have won one touchdown

the whole season. When's Donald coming back? We don't know he's got meningitis or something. That Mono nucleos. Mono Nucleos is sorry for the meningitis people. That's pretty serious. I didn't know is serious. I think that was like a high school Um, the high school illness? You not when you kissed two people. If he gets hit in the spleen, he could die. That's legit, Like his spleen is enlarged. So wow, there's your The season's season's kind of over.

But thanks for bringing that up. What do you own? Four? Uh? No, you you'll be owing four after this and give us we're playing the Patriots. Oh I got the Pats in that game all right, by the way, if they whatever. But are you gonna go to a game? Yeah, of course I'm gonna go to a game. You're gonna bring your broommate? Yes, my wines slator, thank you. Although I don't have jet screen, I didn't plan ahead. I have the peacock one that has blue and like a little

shade of different colors in there. So this guy Dylan founded brewmmate. This is the solution for warm alcohol. Now it's called all the time. They came out with all kinds of things like the hops Latter Slim, the wines later, Hopsilator Trio, and of course the Hops Leader bottle. Now you Brody prefer Now I have the wine Slator. You're you're a Hopsilator limb guy, because it's perfect for Whitelaw's

can size exactly us. It's um basically keeps the slim beverages at the perfect temperature red bull and with your body doing you know, people do picnics, they do tailgates. This is the time of year, it's the fall season. Uh, you want to go out there and you want to come prepared and this is the perfect tool. Well, I

was sitting up by the pool Wednesday. It was ninety degrees here in New York, which is kind of odd, and I was powerwashing the deck, so I needed something to keep the I wanted to have water because powerwashed like three hours. And so I'm using the wine selator for for cold water. And it occurred to me my pool was closing the next day, and I realized that the weather is changing. It's gonna be it's gonna be cold soon, but my wine selator will be able to

keep my hot products hot. Yeah. Um, it's uh. These are shatter proof, by the way. Um they come in so many different colors. The website is brewmate dot com. Now brew is b r you mate dot com. We want you to go there for fift off because we love to give us license deals. Go to broommate dot com and use the code boys that's b O y S and get off your first order off. When you go to b R U M A t E dot com. Code boys, you want to get you who just in right here? Uh yeah, we can go get our show.

Oh before that, let me clear up while we're recording on a Friday and out of Thursday. Just a second here. I you know our boy, the Jersey Kid, he had an appearance that he needed to do yesterday, and he decided that since he's leaving the Mothership and he's going to do his own show down the hallway, that he's kind of in transit right now. He's in transition between our show and his new show. And he stole my scissors.

He stole your scissors. He's packing up my stuffs to and he says on his way out the door, oh, by the way, Scary, I'm not doing that appearance, so they'll probably call you. And sure enough, three hours later, the sales team calls me in a panic, Hey, Scary, could you cover for Greg T? Could you cover for Greg T? Can go to this appearance. It's it's a ribbon cutting with the local mayor. And I'm like, gosh, Ship, I'm like, you know what, I gotta do. What I gotta do. I gotta step up. So we had to

cancel the recording of the Brooken Boys podcast. I was I had the sweat, I was like, I was angry. I was angry texting Brody and I'm like, dude, I'm like we gotta we gotta move the podcast because I gotta cover for Greg T. So in the name of saving the account, I covered Greg T and I did the appearance. And of course the Brooklyn Boys listeners they

suffered by having this podcast the day later. So he the Jersey kid fucked you on his way out the door, and he and he stole your scissors, which you're never gonna get back. By the way, at the ribbon cutting, they had oversized scissors. They had the big oversized one. I love that they have to like take your two arms and go. Yeah, it was great. It was nice, nice touch, nice time. Oversized scissors at oversized staples. The Stauper I always wanted to buy a pair of oversized sissors,

just a half. They come with the big ribbon that you put on your lexus, just in case the ribbon cutting breaks out. By the way, so before we get to you, who is right into the mic run with the radio station? Well, actually here's the it should be on. The problem is doesn't know how to run the board. I excuse me, I know to run the border. Mike

is on, it's still not on, okay right now? Well hello, they're all right, all right, as as Billie Eilish says, yeah, okay, so hold one second, you just we'll get you in a second. Great team is packing up his desk so and and he's he's like a story actual desk. He's rolling his death desk is out. He's packing up all the crap from his desk for we've been here eleven years in this building, eleven years worth the crap. And

he says, your scissors for a second. Now, I have a pair with blue handles, because you know, I'm that's what the call it blue. Everything that buys blow everything is blue. And I wrote on it. When you open the scissor up like to cut the part you can't see normally has my name on it magic marker smart so if anyone takes it, they don't know that. And I go, oh, yeah, that's mine. Look there's my name. Boom.

Open the scissor right there. It is. When I was a kid, by baseball glove, I would hide certain numbers under the laces. So at camp when someone took my glove, I'm like, oh, yeah, there's a number on today. What's the number? But yeah, okay that you have one track mind? No? Why y six time? Because it's always sixty nine on this show. It's the boys podcasts. This isn't that's right? You know? Like right, the reading nerds? What do you call it? Is that a podcast? The reading they thank you?

Thank you? What is it called the the nerd? The nerdests, the reading people. I don't know who those they read things, those people that read ship and stuff, those podcasts, it's come. Those are the people that come from those tough neighborhoods. With his Pepers genre podcast. By the way, I want to tease now, I want a little tease. You know how you read that list of all the people that we've said, get a feather you want me to tick?

You know, uh that part a little while ago you read all of the people we've said fuck you two. That was a little trip down memory lane like that. We have another one that's coming up in a few minutes. Okay, so you guys know my interns. We've had a bunch of them on. We have we have we have a new crop of interns. One of them's name is you who love you amazing story, thank you? Right, we can we can touch on her background and at another time, Hey,

I'm sorry I took the training. Sorry, we're not going to touch on your background at all. I'm sure you have a nice background. I don't look at your back sexual training. I didn't even take my training, and I know that that's wrong. Okay, because he can't take the training. The computer starts buzzing and you have to read. You have to read that training that This isn't that reading. Okay. So, by the way, speaking of nerdus, you know created the

nervous website. Chris Hardwick who's on Walkers and Talkers, jingle yourself. This is becoming your commercial. But I don't get paid for that. I don't get paid anyway. The talking Jamie is your better half. She is as his share the better half on your other podcast, which you need to promote more Speaking Volumes. Yes, we have not mentioned it on this podcast than a while. Yeah, so yeah, I have another podcast called Speaking Volumes Podcast twenty nine listening.

Can you explain, by the way, well, I share never comes here because you what you do. I like share very much. She's a baby now, she's she's she has a baby, a baby's baby. She has a baby's a baby, she's got a baby, and that kids Speaking Volumes. I'm sure, you know what. Sometimes she does the podcast with with her daughter on her shoulder and the and the baby coups and does she cross feed during the podcast? She has? Yeah, she did once what episodes that I think it was

like twenty two anyone wants to know? Okay, Anyway, she doesn't come up anymore. So I see you sometimes sitting in the studio. It's hard for to make it here, and you're you're very animated. Your harms are going and you oh, I'm gonna talk about that. Uh, And you're very animated. And I see your doing a podcast, but no one's there in the room with you. You have her on a on a FaceTime. Yeah, we FaceTime each other, okay,

and she records it to her track. I recorded to my track and I put the My co host comes in, so that's good talking. Jamie comes in. So back to you. Who. So my interns, as as you know, my interns do homework assignments every every week, twice a week before they come in with life stories, topic ideas, things that happened to them. So I'm gonna read this scary and you're gonna know right away. And and you guys listening slices. You're gonna know why I'm upset. The topic is should

I speak up in this situation? I was eating out with a friend and the server took my plate before I was done. I had finished my burger, but my fries were mostly still there. I was saving them to finish slowly over conversation. The service swooped in and before I could say much, took my plate and walked away. My friend said to me, were you done with that? I shook my head and said no. She said, why didn't you say anything? Truth is, I didn't want to

embarrass myself or the server. But does that make me a pushover someone who's okay with getting stepped on? What do you think scary? Because I'm ready microphone like Elvis? I what? First of all, what did she do? But you shouldn't do anything? You sat there? Hold on, let me let me you want to the podcast? Have you listened to the Brook and Boys pot? Apparently you haven't because I just read the plot where what I said, what she did? That's the end of the story. Give

me this piece of paper right here. It says the service swooped in and before I could say much, took my plate. And walked away. Fuck, but no, but that's the end. Like you didn't like say something like hey, hello, that's done with that. She says she was gone, as the podcast said thirty seconds ago. No truth is I didn't want to embarrass myself, which I'm not sure how that's an embarrassment or the server. Does that make me

a pushover? Yes? It absolutely does. No, but no, no, no, no, hold on a seconds, wait a second, hold on, no, no, no, no no, Why didn't you Why don't you then? Okay, you didn't want to Why don't you go over to like a manager then? And just behind that person's back. I get her in trouble. You don't want to get the server in trouble, say, that's the problem. If she's worried about embarrassing this Ever, she certainly doesn't want to get the server in trouble. Oh are you? I think

you were embarrassed to talk to the server? You don't want to front her? She had started to walk away, and I didn't want to start yelling through a restaurant, Hey come back with my friend how much fries? I would say, how much? So it's really good? Go ahead? Are you trying to say? How many did you give her any indicator that you might have been finished, but like was there a crumpled napkin on the on the plate or something like, oh, she just saw the burger gone.

The burger was the main feature and there were fries around it. So once she she was passing by, saw the burger gone, I guess you figured up where was this? Um up up stay. It wasn't even was it was that a diner or something. It was a nice restaurant, nice restaurant evening. Are you the proper way of asking are you still enjoying? Are you still enjoying? Are you? Are you done to that? That's that's that, that's that's awful. So um, yeah, you needed to me. You actually needed

to get free dessert on that one. You you needed to say something to someone. Um when she came back, that would have been your chance to be like, hey, listen, I really wasn't done with my fries. What would have what would have taken them to just drop another order? I mean, it's their French fries on a plate, so they could have given you an she you know, they would have done them right by you. I think that I think that you're anticipating the worst in people. I

think they would have made it right. No, I know they would have made it right, But I was kind of just I didn't want to. It was already She didn't come back till a while later, and I didn't want to kind of place the past in the past. The French fries free, what do you mean free? Well? When when they given to you for free? Or did you pay for them? Well, it was part of the order. So the hamburger and the fries, let's say it was ten dollars. They took like three dollars from you. They did.

If I walk over you now and take three dollars out your pocket and gat say anything, no, I'll just punch you. Oh, but you'll do something, you see what. I can't sleep. I can't sleep since she said this to me. First of all, the yummy fries just like sta, the kind that real outside, and and I just she walked away with them. Did you screaming for the French fries? Screaming? Mommy? Scream? You didn't say, excuse me, You wouldn't. Why you don't want to make a scene. There were lots that's the

opportunity to go. Yeah, but that's not making a scene, that's just that's just getting someone's attention. I don't like attention to myself, So if I would speak up, it would have to be allowed, and then everyone would turn because first of all, okay, let's practice. Did you have fries growing up? Yes? Okay, So the back story if you didn't know, you could go and at Elba straand show is that who just came from a very conservative family, religious background and didn't eat or get exposed a lot

of things. So it was a fair question. It wasn't like, why would you ask an in terms of course you had fries. No, that's a good question, all right, but you didn't have fries cooked in like animal fat. These are probably like delicious, awesome fries. Beef beef, beef beef. What's for dinner? Okay, so you're out the money so at that point, scary. I know what I would have done. What would you have done? I would have said, I have to be honest, Um, you you sucked me on

the fries. Um let me get an order of fries to go or or give me. I would actually ask for more fries. Now I know what Brody would have done. He would have asked for the money back. He would have deducted what he feel I would have asked for a credit towards something that heats better, because you can't.

Fries don't reheat very well. If I'm taking them home, or if it's a regular place of business that he goes to ask for like a food credit for that, hey, can you give me credit for fries for next time? And that put in a book or whatever. That That's what Brody would have done. I would have just said, hey, could I really want these fries? Because if the point was to have the fries because you were hungry for the fries, you should have had fries on the spot.

They should have come back with a new order of fries. Yeah, I mean I was by the time, like I said, by the time they came back, I was just like, Oh, no, are you disgusted with yourself? You know, because I'm disgusted right now. You don't stick up for yourself. It doesn't sound like you. Listen this podcast, he was saying, oh, did you have fries growing up? I did not have fries grow up, but I did have an education of you know, women should not be seen, not be heard,

not call attention to themselves. So I think that's still very much drilled into my brain. It's kind of like you just blend in the background. If someone wrongs you, if it's not a mortal right, just shut up and take it. That's not cool as long as you don't get attention. I'm learning it. Do everything you can to be noticed. Yeah, she's trying. She's trying to d Handmaid's Tale herself. So I get on it. Man, So I get that. I'll give you thatical psychological background. I get that.

There's mental reason. There's got to be some explanation, you know, because I'm working on my hands is shaking religious thing. They were social, social upbringing. So you're saying if you if you were a man, you want to say, hey, whoa, where's my fries? What are you doing? More likely, what if the waiter was but the waiter was a woman. Wouldn't matter if it was a man or a woman,

still wouldn't send it. If because it was a female male even less, but it was a woman, she'll that's what your friend is doesn't have Why didn't your friends speak up for you? Like I said, But I'm sure your ex friend right, you're not friends we're still friends. She defended me. She was like, she actually said, you know, you should you should have said something. And I was like, okay, so step this first step in your recovery. Recovery is you need to be comfortable telling your friend to fight

for you. Like if you had said, what's your name, Miriam? If you had said Miriam, Miriam, if you had said Miriam, Yeah, look, I don't want to cause a scene, but I really want those fries. Miriam would have done the right thing. Yeah, well she was. She was ready, she's ready to go fight for those You gotta get over that. You gotta get over that hump. Yeah, well there's a bunch of humps right right, alright, you see what I'm saying, See

what I'm saying. I just I couldn't believe that that's where the story ended earlier, Like there's gotta be more to this. That was it. We left and you paid for this happen, and you give fift? Would you give you? Like, hey, you stole my friesped out of the tip zero. Once I once gave someone zero would have been like, you know that's the cost of the fries is your tips? You know that's not true. You know, I'm not. I'm not cheap, and I reward people who work hard for living.

I would have done the math on the cost of the fries value and I would be like two dollars off the tip. So you asked if I was discussing with myself in this situation. I'm not. I'm just like, let it go. In a different situation, I once had terrible service, did not tip at all, and then afterwards I felt really bad. But it was it was horrible services.

We waited almost twenty minutes just for the server to come to the table, but where they slammed where they had like nine tables because someone called out, So it was just terrible nonishment. I think, yeah, all right, whol, just I'll forgive you because you know the hands Handmaids tale, and I'll give you that. I'll give you call handmaid. You're calling that hashta handmid stuff. I'll give you that. But a boy, if it was anybody else, yeah, I gotta take it. I can't. I just I see those

steak from coming anniversary emails. People are happy. Yeah, and then you want to free siate for us after that, because after it, right after it, all right, let's do that well, first of all, you bring him a mail time. Thank you. It's been awesome having awesome. You are a plethora of stories and we've just scratched the service with you because I know there's so there's so much to talk about. Thanks, thank you, Bye bye. Alright, mold talk.

That sounds like it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail. Wow, this guy Janovic is making it on every episode of our podcast. He said, Hey, what's up. It's Janevikire congratulating you guys for making it to triple digits. Not a surprise there, since this is the best fucking podcast ever. I can't believe how fast we got here, he says, we because I truly feel part of this big family hashtag Slice for Life. Love you both equally, even though

Brodie is always right. Okay there, Janevic, thank you for creating something so amazing. Wishing you many more episodes to come. Um, let's see here. This is for Oh, Aaron, Aaron Tieberg, Hey, Skiery all caps and Brody all lowercase. Hang up on him, you can't. It's an email canceled unsubscribed. Uh, congratulations on number one hundred. Finally found time to write an email email. Um.

His name is Aaron. He's a Hasidic Jew from Borrow Park, Bokly. Uh. Naturally, at first I was a brody then scary you know, hashtag tribe. But dude, it had to change Scary. You're a man. Although I'm naturally more like Brody, I aspire to be more like you. You speak your mind, not afraid of Brodie call you out for being wrong, not afraid of being politically in, being politically correct mob. For example, you introduced the snowflake jingle. Not ashamed to act like

a Gavon where there's food around. Uh. But Brody, you're the man for changing my life and others when it comes to getting free dessert. Nice congratu. Congrats your your Hasidic jew fan. Sid was a daily listener of The Big Show when I was younger, since I come from a Hasidic family like our friend you hootis. By the way, we should have had her any here for me to read this similar lifestyle. Uh, Listening to the radio for some was taboo at list as well as using internet

and watching TV. So at age twelve, I used to wake up before school, put in headphones in a big tape recorder at six am to listen to you guys. You were my hidden sins. That is from Aaron Tiberg. Thank you so much, Aaron. That is a wonderful email. Nice this I got one of your tribe fans, So fuck you Brodie. Obviously not a reeled you all right? Uh? John, love you though, John Janatus Uh says scary. I was thinking about your comments last week on sponsor poaching post

Greg T's exit. I think Brody has been plotting this for a long time. He has been ranting about cards wants and greg t happens. Did you state farm commercials? Well not anymore. Oh yeah, it's by the way, who's gonna be doing those? He has also spoken about his daughter's research. Brodie has spoken about his daughter's likely angling for the melotonin gummy spot, yet he insists on calling you out. Furthermore, Brody, Danielle constantly has issues with grammar.

Why is it that you only grammar police people who are lower on the pecking order on the show that's j J the Slice for Life, we pick on Danielle. Danielle said, oh, you know, Danielle made a mistake on

the air. JJ hasn't heard it. Hold on she made a mistake, and I'll tell you what the mistake was in a minute, because I have a clip of them making the same mistake on an actual television commercial and I have a clip of that, and Elvis called her out immediately and corrected her on the air yesterday, Kevin Kozlowski said Brody mentioned double eagle when talking about his steak dinner update. Did he mean Del Friscoes. I've always wondered why it's called a double eagle steakhouse. Why not

just a steakhouse? What does double eagle mean? It's a higher rating. Yes, I tried googling it. It's not there. I guess there's no reason for it. It's called double eagle. All right? You did you ever did double legal Robin double double dribble, double dribble dog Robert a minute. If you're doing the dribbling, something's wrong, all right, Robert. Bob Creagan says he was listening to the podcast episode for the third time. Oh my god, people listen more than once.

My buddy has just told me about an app that pays you for the miles you drive as long as you don't touch your phone. Trying to stop the texting while driving. I know a lot of your listeners listen when they drive. The app is called on My Way. I can see the two of you making a great partnership. You do a commercial here. Not sure how you guys go about doing these things for sponsors, but Bob Creagan thinks that this is the perfect uh for our podcast,

the perfect sponsor. What do you think? Can we call them up? Also, Louis Aguilar, I know we did that one already. Okay, back to you, Bertie, are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure you want to another half hour of emails. I'm just trying to I'm just trying to let the fans be heard. I'm trying to give our listeners a voice. Okay, well I'm gonna give Dennis Ferrier a voice at d GFIR. That sounds like a very snooty name. All right, Apparently

he likes me better. What he wrote was in his own mind, he says, in his own mind, Scary has accepted the fact he has fulfilled his part of the steak dinner deal unacceptable. If he thinks they paid for part, then for the green stuff and don't that you don't like on your plate? Hashtag Brody Steak dinner hashtag steak dinner. Uh this one okay, guys, you want to follow at t D B s D Foundation. That is the David Brody Steak Dinner Foundation. It's a new Twitter account. I

truthfully don't know who's running. It is not me. It's helping raise awareness and funds to help Scary Jone. Finally, give David Brodie his long away. Than I'll buy Brody a steak dinner when he buys one of Elvis's books. How about that? You already owe me a steak dinner, so now you don't mean too steak dinners. How about that you don't have to do that. Buy a book, because then I'll buy a book, and then you'll owe me a steak dinner. And then the argument will be

you stole me a stake. Then I bought a book. I will take you to Ruth's Chris. I will take you Ruth's Chris in Jersey City. I want Lugers. You want lugers, Yeah, waited seven years. Now I want lugers. You've never been a lugers. You've been never been lugers. But state but but but Ruth's Christ more convenient by the way, talking Jamie. She's texting me like crazy about what about comic Con. She's at comic Con right, So

I said, hey, are you going to comic cons? As soon as it's over going to comic con, so I said, hey, I'm recording. So she writes back, oh, sorry about stop that? Stop it? What is she doing? If you if, if you know what, you're a radio professional. When somebody says they're recording, you stop texting them. You don't go, oh, I didn't realize you recording. You do the same thing when they're driving to stop texting them me a ticket. I don't know you got yourself a ticket because you

were answering my text while you were driving. Hold on, uh, Jenevic wrote, just because I signed with David Brody n the time doesn't mean I don't like you scary that's right. I listen and he has a picture of him listening to speaking volumes, so he does listen to your other podcast. I apologize I didn't screenshot this properly, but somebody sent us a picture from upstate New York, Brooklyn Boys Slice Shop.

It's a pizza place. I saw that. Now here's the thing I'm gonna I don't want to put this up because I don't want to give them promotion. Do you think the logo it looks like our logo a little bit on our podcast Brooklyn Bridge is almost the exact same angle. It's a circle, there's a slice of pizza, and said South Brooklyn Boys, Now we're both from South brok Brooklyn. Not to give them a call. We may have to call them on the podcast. Do you think

that they listened to the podcast? They must know about us. I don't know if we called their say hey, if we call there and say hey, it's scary and brody, if they know who we are right away, those bastards thief that ship, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. But if they don't know who we are, all right, it's a coincidence. What if somebody said anyone could do a Brooklyn Bridge, anyone could do a PA, but it's like Brooklyn in

the same spot them. Well, I mean, we don't have a trademark on our logo, but I mean, listen, here's why we look at it. Though. If they did rip us off and then trying to to ride the train the Brooklyn Boys wave, you know, to ride the hysteria, you think they would have gotten Brooklyn Boys mania. Then that's sort of a compliment, sort of sort of have to check. Should they should have contacted us by dow

right now. I don't know if their logos online. They the person who sent this took a picture of it, and thank you. By the way. I'm sorry if I if I go back, and I'll try to thank you next week. Brooklyn boy slicehops. You can't help this guy with warranty help real question. Hold on, I'm on a roll here. Also, somebody sent us a picture again I apologize.

It was two boxes of Hershey's milk and it says Vitamin D added, and it says it's whole milk and fat free skim milk, and it says Hershey's white milk. I tweeted at Hershey's and said unacceptable, unaccepted. They get back to you. They gave you the hershey squirts. I said, you do not need to put white, It's just milk. So upset. Hold on, Uh, this comes to us from E. D. T. H. E ed the grip ed the grip. I don't know if that's a masturbation reference. I don't know. Ed Oh,

it could be a grip like a TV grip. I'm gonna movie a Uh, you're the best scary still owes you a steak dinner when you played in the arms of an angel. I started dying last week. If I was scary, I just bring you for a dinner to hear the end of it. Long time listener to The Big Show, every show for over ten years, Slice for Life since episode zero. Congratulations on your hundred episode. Um, there you go. I would love to hear you more in the show. Yep, me too. I had a fight

steak last night. Actually it was it was good steak. Yeah, well I was. I went out to dinner with the big, Big, Big Big Boss last night. He told me he took me out. I will get to that. He took me to um Let's the other place on Sixth Avenue in the forties. Uh, the steakhouse is Delmonico Now it's Ben and Jack. No, no, whatever it is. It's not Delmonico's. It's Del Frisco's steakhous. We're just talking about. Yeah, that's where we took me, will we What do he take you?

He took me to Carbone? How about how much was the bill? Don't want? I do want to know how much of Bill. It wasn't he took me to dinner. It was it was. It was. I got my fingers up. You can't see it was. It was. It was. It was. It was four figures, four figures. It was a thousand dollars. The two of you had dinner for over a thousand dollars. It was also there was some wine involved. Oh, your son of a bit, so I don't drink. I had a three fifty all dinner with him. We talked about

a raise. It was three years ago. Tom, give me one. I got a dinner that was my raise. How much wine did you drink? How much for did you eat a lot? Well? Dude, maybe I get Tom to prick? Did did you see the picture of me with the bone in my mouth that's from a veal chalk? Did anybody get that recorded? All I did? The veal? The veal? What did that bone in your mouth look like? Hold on, this is how you got the dinner from Tom? Is that what you say? Parmesan with it? But it comes

on the bone. It's there. It's their specialty of carbone. Yeah, you have a come on the bone. Hey, real quick, how did you get a dinner with Tom? What was that about. We were just catching up on life. Tom's nine levels above us, right, but twenty five years in doing this, and we've been trying to do dinner for about a year now, and oh I've been trying for seven years. And Elvis's and Elvis's wedding, He's just like, you know what, he goes, Let's put it on the

calendar right now. We sink our phones, yes we both have iPhones, and we put it on the calendar and we did it. So yesterday was the big you know, the big dinner. It was fun. We reminisced about the old times, talked about the new time. I was talking about the future, you talking about a lot of it was. It was very excite. The sad times too, all of it. Uh, Jason Samby needs We're not back to you. I'm still reading I just have Okay, this is for you, but alright,

go for it. Okay. Stop. Hanna and Enriquez listening to episode The Boys podcast at Scary Jones. You must be nuts. You're absolutely not even with David Brody. You still own a steak dinner? You cheap. Oh, it won't count until the invite specifically says you're paying in advance. Way too many people are jumping on me right. Hold on the burger. Okay, this guy's name is the Burger. You can argue with the burger his his name is at Burgermeister. But what is he add me to that list of names that

knows capital letters? Scary still owes the steak Dinner? About this with you? Hey, this is from Steven Massia. I hate him already. What up? Boys? Slice for Life here? Love the show, However, I'm listening back since you're on vacation. Hey, just heard the the David Wright episode. Brody is a big fucking cry baby baby. Love you both, but I became sick to my stomach listening to Brody call your girlfriend and wind like a little bitch. Go Scary and Brodie,

keep up from Steve. Rock and Steve otherwise known as a seventy seven let's say something Rock and Steve. First of all, hold on September twenty nine, eighteen, you're a You're a year and a week late to get back at me. Scary stood me up. Didn't go to the game, one of the biggest met games in a generation. He didn't go, so whining about it. I was just pointing out that scary was a wood was a whimp. That's all right, we have some major, major free ship for

us to coming up. Yeah, it's the kind of free ship for us that we get to talk about. Read it. Oh, this content for the show rest hold on. This free ship is so good I may ask them to make it available for people to purchase. Shut up, yeah, we'll talk about that. Can person get their advice from your brody? Don't want to talk about sent Bird? Well, I have

to switch cologns now because it's it's cold again. It's getting colder, and you know, there's some colognes that are good for the summer and some colognes that are good for the cold weather, like that brisk smell sometimes when the snow is coming down. If you live in Miami, you're like what you know in New York. In New York area, we gotta get ready for the weather. Scent Bird is a company that doesn't make you buy a large jug of cologne that you may am not like.

I opened up my medicine cabinet last week and I counted I have twenty two bottles of cologne, most of them full of course. Sitting there with I'm not even getting you a film of dust on top of each one of them. What does that tell you about your cologne, your perfume. You're never gonna use a jug of cologne and then they force you to buy for fifty ridiculous. That's why scent Bird came to the rescue because at

sent Bird they give you these luxury fragrances. It's it's just a subscription service, but they have more than six hundred designer brands for you to choose from. You get a cologne each month, you choose the one you want to try, and they send you a thirty days supply Dabana, you they got it? Gucci did you know it? Versace have have had it? I got options, you do whatever the set you're looking for, You get your new and

you know you get this. The best is you get to try new ones, the ones that you may may have been on the fence about when you would have had to have bought an entire bottle. Now you get, oh you know what, I'm gonna take this one thirty days supply ums online. They sort by brand, style, the occasion, season, and a whole lot more. Um go to their website. Scent bird dot com. That's s C. Let me spell it.

You get to spell it all the time. S C E N T B I r D dot com slash Brooklyn or use our code Brooklyn off off this month off and you're still getting the first one and half off, so ten dollars for your first fragrance. Use this exclusive offer get off ten dollars for your first fragrance at Simper dot com slash Brooklyn. Hey, this is Neil Patrick Harris and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys with wait

for it, Brody and Scary. Now, what's this big thing that we have to tackle that may be available for purchase with the list? I is this a free shift for me? Hold on or you? No, no, no, no, no, good boys. They have to give this stuff free ship for us. This box arrived last night, free ship for us. I have not seen this box late on Thursday, so I was here for us all right. I didn't see it, and I swear you've been telling me that I have to see this. You said you built this up big time.

Brody got two boxes because he was your yesterday and I said, Brodie, don't oversell it, and he goes scary. This maybe on top of the most Yeah, the biggest free ship for us we've ever gotten. All Right, So the box arrives. It's a white box. Opened the box up, and inside the lid for the box is pieces of paper that were cut out, typed like printed and put on.

They're just plain white paper with slogans from the show inside the lid of this giant white box, like you manded me, you madjud me f you a seventy seven different things that we've said over the course of our hundred episodes. Because we hadn't done the hundred yet, I go, oh, that's pretty cool. What's in the box. There's two of them in the box already brought mine home because I was here late last night. I have yours here behind me. I looked at it, I examined it. It took me

about fifteen minutes. Hold on, I read everything they wrote, and I laughed till I was in tears at my desk. Really, the effort involved in this, the time, the dedication to this podcast. Now, look we have I'm not comparing it to anything else that we've gotten. We've gotten shirts. It's a diet coke, no ice and don't tweet me and awesome stuff stuff, and look, this is hand carved wood. Hand carved wood. We've gotten lights and different things, um,

and we've gotten cases of die grape soda. I'm not saying this is the best, but it's the best right now because it's the last thing we got. But it's showed a lot of creativity. Let's all right, what can you create that better what we're about to reveal? So I don't know if I want to read the d m uh or I'm gonna read the letter. Here we go, DM, brody and scary happy. My sister Maryann and I are slices for life. A few weeks ago we had a crazy idea to do this thing. I'm gonna skip that

line right now. We are huge fans and so grateful that you give us something to bond over and something that brings us utter joy each week. We can't wait for new episodes, a new episode to drop. After a lot of work and read listening of the podcast, no worries, I didn't download them, so you get the stream count. So I love that do not download our podcast, just listen to it on the stream, so we get at this time. Okay, but here we are by the way. We are born and raised in Brooklyn, so we can

relate to so many topics you cover. I remember going to L. M B's in high school and now my niece loves it too. Also, I apologize for any spelling errors. I tried my best and hopefully spell check didn't let me down. There were no spelling errors. Thank you both for making us laugh even on the bad days. Thank you for not giving a fuck and being yourselves. Hashtag

slices for life Erica and Maryanne. The only thing missing are the houses and hotels I'm going to I'm going to send you those separately, and I will report my free dessert with Amazon Prime since five days is in prime few Amazon Prime. That's okay? What is it? Prot What is this free ship? Are you kidding me? Holder and mary Anne hold On created a box. It's an orange box. Shut up, and on the front of the box is our giant logo. We'll post pictures of all

of this. It says bro It says the Brooklyn Boys Monopoly, Scary and Brody Brodie and Scary. Shut So you're like they created a box. Oh no, oh no, my friend, they created a Monopoly game. Hold on, stop it if you haven't played monopoly, You're not gonna understand this. But every single box on this board, holy has something to do with our lives of this pod. It looks like a monopoly board on hold on, how do you describe

what this is? But with all you avenues and all the color coded things, hold on all of the pieces. All the pieces are the hold on the game pieces. By the way, By the way, ladies, you wanta gave me one die in each box? This need to will be fine. One one game piece is a piece of pie. One is a radio. One is uh. It looks like a cup of coffee and you're a cup of coffee. One is We talked about that on one of the episodes, the traditional conditional cup. One is a blue baseball hat.

Let one looks like a spagel And this one looks like it might be a garden State Parkway token. I don't know where you see what that is. I don't know what it is. That's a that's in New York City token, old school token. So let me read some of the ones on the board. Why don't you do excite read it? So start with start with go go and just read the read to go around and read what's on the board, collect two dollars salary as you pass. Okay,

now what's the first? Now normally would be Baltic Avenue and Mediterraneity Mediterranean John Dewey High School and Edward on Morrow High School because we want to income tax. The n t A is the F train right, the Wonder Wheel for Coney Island, the Cyclone roller coaster. Feltman's of Coney Island, a former sponsor on the podcast is A is the Landing Jail, speakingvolumes with Sharon scary An I Heart Radio. The podcast is on here as well. Look at this as as a property or as a landing.

Brooklyn Union Gas because that's the gas company, Walkers and Talkers, Brody's podcast, The Fifty Minute Morning Show another podcast. We're on the R train instead of the other. The Reading Railroad is the R train. The New York Giants because I'm a Giants fan, the Jets for Brodie, the Jets fan the Mets because we both met fans. Free ship for us is where free parking is. It's as free ship for us. This is an actual board, that's right.

You gotta be kidding me. Vazano Bridge, Manhattan Bridge Brooklyn Bridge, Junior's Cheesecake, the B train again, the B train, the B, the F, the R and the end are the four railroads. Those are subways that are in our neighbor. Junior's Cheesecake, Delmonico's Restaurant, the scene of the first free state dinner that Brody got that we both got con Edison where my father works. Right, And that's the utility, uh Peter Luger's because Brody will not be getting a free stake.

Premiere Radio Networks Confidence syndicates us Norwegian cruise line is a prop that's right. I heart radio as a property, that's right. Lmbory Guard is with their logo right. And that's the pizza the pizza properties. What else is there? The two pizza property and that's that's your boardwalk and park place by the way, because they know pizza highly regarded. And of course the matching cards, the mortgage cards all have they all have the same names that match the

cody I am, I am not. It gets better beside. Okay, so I hope we're not boring you guys listening, but here, but if we have the community chess cards and chance, now hold on, I'm not finding fault. But on the sets I used to play, community chest was yellow, right, and then chance was orange. In this particular case, chances yellow. Now read them. I put them in order, Douche, read them. Your your slice for lot. Go directly to free ship for us. Okay, that's the free parking spot. Keep going.

The Mets win the World Series. Collect fifty dollars from every player ups lost your giant box. Collect seventy free tickets to Buba Palooza. That's a reference. Can people don't even know these if you just joined listening in order, but if he's just joining us for the first time, back and listen everything. Yeah, what else you got? Fuck you? Ape seventy seven. Go directly to jail. This community Chess card says you m Jude be Brody. Going directly to jail,

you get free dessert collectives. You man Spruce, go directly to jail. You buy a new Brooklyn Industrial wardrobe. I have three two hund dollars. That's what I was doing this thing dinner. It's your birthday and scary can't read your name on the podcast. Collect bathroom. Okay, now let's read the chance cards. Here we go. You got Upton to go back five spaces. But this is private for

a hundred episodes because we're recapping pretty much. These people are making references to every You just bumped into the Jersey Kid. Go back for a space. Hold on, grammar police, there's a spelling error on your resume. Go back to spaces. Hit the jingle. Scary just name dropped the client. Go back three spaces. You're a slice for life. Go directly to free Ship for us. Brody is wrong? Go back three spaces. Congrats on your new sponsor of your podcast.

Collect a hundred and fifty vacation time advanced to Norwegian Cruise Line. And the last one I'm gonna read is Happy One podcast. Go directly to Freciate from us for us. This is this is something special? Is your copy you got us? Didn't just do one? They did one for you, one for me. Yeah right, so, and here's all your game pieces. Put back in your bag. Oh my goodness, we'll put pictures up of all of this again. Now

this is Maryanne, American Mary did this. So what I'm thinking and I'll have to talk to Eric and Maryann. This might be the kind of thing that we have to figure out a way to mass produce, maybe get a go fund we started, and we can either give him away to people and put him up for sale. This is tremendous hand but again I have to talk to them. I don't know how. I don't. I can't fathom has to be an online service because these do look like monopoly cards, like utilities. They must, I guess,

I don't know. I think you can customize it. You can make your own mon Okay, here's okay, don't wait us, we're gonna look it up. But these guys did it. They knew the show well enough and look slices. You've got every reference. We know you listen in order. We know you've got everything. We just said. But that's what I did last night. I just laughed and laughed and laughed, and I texted Skier and I said, well we've got great free ship. That's amazing. So um that was tremendous.

I can't. I don't know how do you even recover from that? I think that's where we that's where you say goodbye. But I wanted to really get to this email. Let's see if I can help them. It just helped this person. Oh, I promised something before people say I promised something. Let me just play this. This was for a commercial for Thursday Night Football, which is the NFL network. So it's one guy who's a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars and the woman is a fan of the other

team plan that night. You'll hear it. And I can't believe nobody caught this and they let it go out on television this Thursday night. You're not what is listening to the guy this Thursday night? You catch it? Said? It's versus. That's right, listen to me this Thursday night Jacksonville verse. That's terrible. What awful grammar? It's versus versus part of a song. How did you let that go out on television? If the kid doesn't know, someone's got

to catch him, that's terrible, is awful? I got one more? One more, you know, for ahead, I didn't play that. I gotta play the jingle otherwise you're gonna get upset all you gotta dolee plice. They were talking about players on a team and how the players that are that are still on the team, that have been on the team have more experience. Williams is new Waller never got any work. Incumbent coming back. All right, you can't hear it because it's muffled. He says, he's the only incumbent

coming back this year. The incumbent is the person that's coming back, coming back. Yeah, it's it's right, he's the only incumbent coming back. That's a little redundant. Is redundant? Sorry, I'm sorry, it's so awful. That would be better, and I have to play next week. I'm gonna play for you the most annoying commercial on the radio that isn't caused for kids. Now you're only Indian listener, Jason, and he writes, trust me, I am Indian with the name

like Jason, I am Indian. I love you guys. Both. Slice for Life started at zero. Now I'm here, he wrote, now started zero and here I am, uh Brodie, need your help on this one. Make I'm gonna make it quick. I bought a full kitchen set of appliances with warranty. Now I'm having issues with three of the four items. I called the warranty people and they said, tough ship. If we can't fix it, we will reimburse you what you paid. I said, hell no. I get them on

a Black Friday sale for fifty off. They are saying they will give me what I paid and not the value of what they cost in today's market. Please guide me on how I can deal with this jackass. Wait a minute. Did he paid for the He said he paid the Black Friday price. He said, I bought at full kitchen seat of appliances with warranty. Right now, I'm having issues with three of the four items. I called the warranty people. They said, tough ship. If we can't

fix it, we will reimburse you what you paid. So the problem. The problem is he gets the stuff, let's say five hundred dollars, should have paid a thousand, got a five hundred. Now they want to give him five hundred. But he can't buy a set for five hundred because it's not on sale. Absolutely not. They need to replace it with another set of equivalent value, full value. In other words, if you have a thousand dollars set, what you paid for it, I want to a thousand all set.

And the story right, don't take the credit. Don't take the credit. I gotta tell him I bought a kitchen set. I'm leaving here with a kitchen set exactly. I gave you that one because it was a layup and it was easy easy. I didn't even need to buy my book for that one. We had a time. I wish, I wish we had more time. Alright, alright, find me anyone's gonna give us some left over. Yeah, we didn't get anything. You know, we'll have to go to Brolind Boys bro Brolin