U.A.P (Unidentified Anal Probing)

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Yep, Charlemagne the God. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots Podcast, back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Let's start the show. Hezekiah Walker. Hello, sir. What's happening, my guy? You tell me, man, you're in New Jersey.

You know what I mean? I saw him last week. I did. He spoke about it on his. I've been telling you. Nobody fucking listens to me when I talk. I've been telling you all this shit. First of all, first of all, all you just now seeing UFOs, first saw one when I was eight. Ha! And I got molested when I was eight.

So I've been ahead of the curve. I'm early on everything. That's a weird flex, but I... It's true. I saw a flying saucer. You think that's why they didn't come back for another 40 years? They touch you and they're like, ain't nothing special down there. That'd be crazy if they anal probe you at eight and never want no more of that ass ever again. They went back and told all the other aliens, that shit is mid down there. That anus is really on your anus?

That's where the best Uranus, that's why they named it that. Uranus got the best anus on the plate. It's like we traveling all the way to earth. This boy don't even wipe his ass. Hey, that is crazy. That is something, right? You go to a plan and you anal probe a bunch of people and never go back because that shit's mad. Mad. Mad.

Listen, I told y'all, though, I saw one of them shit last week. December 3rd. I'm not even joking. I'm laying in the bed, and I told y'all we're getting our bedroom renovated. So we're sleeping in the guest room. The guest room is at the other end of the house. And so it's like in the guest room that we have, you can walk out on a balcony. And so it's like the door is right there. So you see all of the outside. And we're laying in bed and my wife goes, what is that?

And I go, that's a plane. And she goes, that's kind of low to be a plane. And then I said, it is kind of low to be a plane. And then I go, well, it's too big to be a drone. I literally said that. How big does it look? Size of a car. HUGE! When they tell you that it's the SUV size, yes, you could hear it. So I heard it at first. I think we heard it. I don't remember if we heard it. Oh, we saw it. We definitely saw it. I couldn't remember if we heard it at first. But the shit was big.

It was just going over the house, and then it just disappeared. And I literally didn't think nothing of it until a week later. So what do you think it really is? I think your man is right, bro. Who? Fucking Cliff High. Who's Cliff High? Oh, you don't know. When Donald Trump was on Joe Rogan. Oh, I thought you had him right now. I know. I thought you had him with a good old you had me. I was like, let's go.

Imagine ending the year. You couldn't end the year. The whole year you've been getting far left and right. I don't know, but I thought you had it. Cliff Hyde is dick in your mouth. Yeah. Nah. Cliff fucked you up. Cliff Hyde is a guy. You ever heard of Cliff Hyde, Chris? Cliff Hyde does predictions, right? But he does predictions based off, damn, I was just looking at this shit. I did it on, I did this last week.

Oh, he predicted. OK, yeah. Cliff High is a computer scientist known for his past predictions using a tool called predictive linguistics, which he developed in 1990. He predicted the 2004 Indonesian tsunami. He predicted 39 days after Donald Trump's appearance on Joe Rogan that it was going to be an alien invasion. Because on Joe Rogan, Donald Trump and Rogan...

were having a whole conversation about extraterrestrials. And Trump was saying how he never used to believe until he became president. And then he said when he became president, he started getting, you know, privy to all types of information. And he goes, he goes, you know, you...

You're probably familiar with all of these people from space. He didn't say aliens. He said people. This is what Trump said. People from space. And the guy, Cliff, is this him right here? I think so. That's Mike from Breaking Bad. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. This is Cliff. This is Cliff Hart. He said 39 days after Trump's appearance on Rogan, we were going to have an alien invasion. Listen.

barely over a month between the temporal marker and the visible contention that will appear in the skies that that the descriptors we had back in 2009 will go to the idea of ufo versus ufo and ufo versus jets okay so a sort of very complex kind of Independence Day kind of shit, right? Nobody will know who the hell... Oh. Uh-oh. Why's it freezing? Uh-oh. I played this shit on breakfast on Friday. Until it happened. She breaks this whole shit down. You know, possible, not probable, right?

So anyway, now we have a strange thing where there's swarms of 20-foot drones flying around military bases. So unknown. Nobody knows who owns these drones, who's controlling them. At least they're not telling us, guys. I would suspect that the military would be freaking out if they can't see the signals that are directing those drones. And those drones are a KVAS weapon.

uh one of the okay so yeah i won't describe it but basically the you set off a group of drones that don't report back to headquarters until they're all done either this is a social experiment, a prank, or one of the greatest psyops shit we've ever seen, or it's an alien invasion. It's too much of a coincidence.

This guy literally said 39 days. See if you can find that clip. He said 39 days after Trump's interview with Rogan, there's going to be an alien invasion. Where does he get that from? I don't fucking know. And he said this how long ago? Back in October. But didn't they invade last week? Like you said that you saw last week. 39 days. Last week was 39 days? Yeah, December 3rd. He even said the date. He said 39 days are on or around December 3rd.

That's what he said. Pull it up. I believe you. I believe you. I think I'm bullshit. I see it in your fucking face. You don't think it's just the government using technology to find something? Like, maybe they feel like there's some sort of... there's some sort of threat that is on our shores. So they're trying to seek out where it might be or create. Why are they flying over Jersey then? Why do you open my house? Jersey's on the shore. Oh.

But it's not just Jersey, though. It's the whole East Coast. Yeah, that's the shore. And it's the UK. There's shore there, too. It is? I don't fucking know. How do you think that the British got here? And it's California. I'm just saying. That's what I'm saying. It's maybe they're protecting the shoreline from invasion or maybe there has been some sort of invasion. They're trying to seek it out.

Neil deGrasse Tyson said the illest shit. No, don't believe him. That guy's sick. No, he said the illest shit. Why don't you like Neil deGrasse Tyson? Oh, he's just like, he's just, he's stopping a scientist. He's trying to like, he's hilarious though. He's good. He's a damn good personality. Neil deGrasse Tyson said... If you can't tell us what... He couldn't even say that dudes were better than women at sports. What sport?

Butt-fucking? Listen, Neil deGrasse Tyson said, I'm not doing this. I don't have no butt-fucking this week. Neil deGrasse Tyson said, if you can't tell us what it is, then you can't tell us what it's not. Ooh!

It's true, though. Donald Trump said, too. Donald Trump said, either tell us what the fuck it is or shoot him down. That's a bar. Like, if you don't know what it is, get that shit out of the sky. Get it out the fucking sky! Because if somebody walked onto the White House and you didn't know who it is, what would you do? That's right.

My thing is, if they knew what it was, why is Governor Murphy freaking out? Because Governor Murphy is not privy to the information. That's what I do. Why is Governor Hochul not freaking out? Because she don't get to know shit either. The governor of New York doesn't get to know shit. If it was our military, why would they be flying over?

Airports. Mind your business. Why are airports getting shut down? Mind your business. Some people with clearances that get to know stuff. Why are they talking about declaring a state of emergency in New Jersey? I don't know. If DC ain't freaking out, I'm cool. You know what's crazy to me about life? What?

We can get online right now and make up shit, right? We'll believe anything we see online, the stupidest conspiracy theories, whatever it is. When you see it in your life. When you actually see it, it's right there in your face, and you're like, Nah. Nah. You don't believe some shit that's right there in your face. It's a drone, dude. They have different sized drones. It's a drone. They said they were surrounding LaGuardia.

That's what I'm saying. If it was military, they would not be doing that. Why is the fucking... Can I tell you what I think it is? John Kirby. This is John Kirby. Can I just really quickly just tell you what it is? What do you think it is? I think this is how we'll deport everyone. So I think you seek them out. You know, these are probably, they have an ability to smell, right? So you'll smell certain cuisines or spices or whatever.

You'll find those people and then they'll just pluck them up and then they just send them back to wherever they're from on the drone. It's one quick shot. It's a ride. They just smell the aromas. They say, oh, okay, I don't think that. I wouldn't tell them it's drones then. Say again? I wouldn't tell them it's drones.

I would say it's aliens, and the aliens are coming to pick up the aliens. So it's like an alien. There you go. It's like an alien. Yo, go back to your planet. Aliens are coming to pick up the aliens. We're going to take you back to your planet.

That's what the, hey, that is what the system is. That would be fire, bro. There you go. Because everybody, people would get upset. You wouldn't even make the trip if you knew it could just pluck you out of your job. You're on a roof somewhere. Come on, man. Putting in some shingles. Team me up, ese. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. John Kirby, White House National Security Communications Advisor. For Biden or Trump?

Biden. I don't believe it. Does the fucking shit last week. Last week he says... Look at this cornball. This is what he goes. Matter of fact, play it. Play it, Taylor. Listen to this guy. Liar. Tell me if this makes sense to you. National security or a public safety threat. Or have a foreign nexus.

The Department of Homeland Security and the FBI are investigating these sightings, and they're working closely with state and local law enforcement to provide resources using numerous detection methods to better understand their origin. Upon review of available imagery, it appears that many of the reported sightings are actually manned aircraft that are being operated lawfully. Thank you. This shit is manned aircraft.

being operated lawfully, and that's not a problem? No, no. So you mean to tell me... See, y'all live in the city. It's not a problem until a 10-foot fucking SQV-sized vehicle crashes into your house. But they're not coming over here. That's true. They will. They're not coming over here. You think Jersey's right there.

Has a plane ever flown into a building in New York City? Okay. Shut up! How unrealistic is this thing that you're saying right now? Come on! That's happened! Go to Cliff High. All I'm simply saying is... Man-made vehicles. No, manned. Manned, meaning manned. Someone's in it and driving it. Whose manned is this?

What? Who the fuck are these people? Why is this OK? That's us. That's the FBI. That's NASA. That's one of them. Nah. That's Space Force. Coming in and out the ocean? Yeah. Nah. We're flying over residences in Jersey? Yo, last week. You don't remember during the pandemic that everybody was flying over? Let them get their shine. New Jersey never gets their shine. They are making this shit huge. Not flying in the man vehicles. No, no. Man vehicles.

It just means someone's controlling it. No, that's not what he said. Yes, it is. He said manned. Yeah. As in people are in them. Why do we have to gender them? That's the thing that's ridiculous to me. It's they, them. They, them. Whoa. What? Whoa. Whoa. Say it. That's a movie. Say it. That's the movie. Where we take identity politics to aliens. Man, they? They? Call it they? Whoa. I'm saying. They are the most. They are the most they. Whoa. She definitely crashed. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. And nobody can say what it is. Nobody wants to fuck up the pronoun. You don't want to offend them. So something was in it? Yeah. They were driving. They were driving. There was multiple? No, it was one. Excuse me? There's a dude in these drones. They're driving around Jersey because they figured that nobody would notice, and y'all noticed. Nah, bro. Too many of them. Huh? Too many of them, man. Yeah, you can make more than one thing. Nah, man.

This ain't normal, bro. You've never seen the synchronized drones during a parade. Yeah, of course, of course. So why is this any different? This is not normal. They're not used to this level of excitement, bro. What about the nuclear theory? What's the nuclear theory? that they're searching for either a dirty bomb or a suitcase bomb that somehow, you know, got loose from the fall of the Soviet Union and now has shown up here and is, they're trying to sense it from the sky. In Jersey?

They're searching for uranium, I think. That's what the idea is, right? So there's a uranium trace, I imagine, and they have the ability to go search for it. Maybe it's a tip that they got, but apparently it's in Jersey. Somebody thought that they would waste a bomb. And then, and then. Why don't y'all want it to be aliens? What? Why don't y'all want it to be aliens? I don't care. The thing is, man, me. Why would it be aliens?

Well, first of all, you got to talk to the microphone. It's man. You got to talk into your mic. Shouty. Talk to the microphone. Why do you think they're not from just humans? Do you want it to be alien? Like, I would rather it not be, because it's like. Everything's going really good. No, we need that. Aliens versus nuclear. We need that. I would rather, well, what makes you think aliens don't have nuclear? I mean, that's part of the thing you have to think about.

I think you just go nuclear. Nuclear, hopefully, we can control. Aliens probably got nuclear too. Can't control nuclear. What if the aliens are here to warn us that we're too close to a nuclear war? That's always been a theory. They always say that whenever a nuclear bomb goes off, that's when it's like a signal to extraterrestrials. You ever seen Avengers Endgame when that fucking shit went off and it radiated through the universe?

So maybe what if they're here to warn us, like, hey, guys. You're getting a little close. Getting a little close. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I don't know if we need to come here and scare y'all, let y'all know that we exist, but y'all need to be together. Yeah. I mean, it is easier to be together when you have an enemy from the outside. That's what, you know who said that?

Ronald fucking Reagan. 1980... What was that? Four, maybe? 1984, he was talking about the Soviet Union, and he was like, why are we beefing with each other? He was like, what if there's a threat from another planet? Another solar system that we got to come together. Perhaps we need some outside universal threat to make us recognize this common bound. I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide.

would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world. And yet I ask you, is not an alien force already among us? Why the fuck would a sitting president say that? I mean, aliens unite us 100%. That's, yeah. What do you think I'm saying? I'm not even saying what you think I'm saying. What do you think I'm saying? They do unite us. They did. They do. They do. They do. It was the second most important thing at the polls this year.

What was the first? The economy. It was the economy and then the border. You think that's what it was? Yes, absolutely. What do you need to see for it? Do you believe aliens? I need to see Charlamagne in that position he was in from the photo from back in the day. Yo, shut up. For real. Then I'll believe it. If I see him getting a colonoscopy from an extraterrestrial, I will 100% believe it. There's no way you don't believe in aliens.

What about you? You don't believe in aliens, really? You know I believe in aliens. You're that ignorant? I've visited so many times. Say what? You're that ignorant, for real? You think it's only humans. Why am I ignorant? Because you think it's only us? Like, God only created us? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Have there been other species throughout the timeline of history? Sure. Are there any other species that are close enough to us to visit us?

us visit them or even communicate with at this time in history in the trillions of years that are that we've existed or billions whatever it is Uh, no. I disagree. I think it scares us to think that there's another life form out there that could be more intelligent. No, no, they might be out there, but they're not in close enough proximity. Like, the universe is too vast.

for us to even communicate. So it's effectively like they don't exist to us. So what about all those radio signals that come from these other solar systems that just come out of nowhere and they're like, what the fuck was that? I don't believe those to be real. You know what I mean? I believe in extraterrestrials. I believe they visit all the fucking time. I've seen flying saucers since I was eight years old. I've woken up and seen the shit from signs. So they're the worst tourists? Why?

I mean, when you go to a country, you see the hits, right? But they're going to Bergen County. They're like... 20 minutes away. Jersey special, yo. Y'all front on Jersey like Jersey special as shit. I love Jersey. I got special people. You from Long Island, so shut the fuck up. No, first of all. I love Jersey. I got all love in the world for Jersey. You're not from Queens. Yes, I am. I thought he was from Long Island. No, Far Rock. Far Rock. He's from Far Rock, which is Queens.

My point is, people from Jersey are going to go, yo, if somebody comes to America, where do you got to check out? They're like, yeah, you should probably check out New York City. You should check out Los Angeles. You should check out Miami. If the aliens are going to come, where are you going to take the aliens? What if they got a sense of humor? Who? The aliens. So that's the other thing I was thinking. No bullshit. If I was an alien and I just wanted to see the funniest families.

I'm going to Jersey in the holidays. I'm going to Jersey during Thanksgiving. I'm going to Jersey during Christmas. I want to see Real Housewives. I want to see them go at it. You're an intelligent life form. Nobody fuck with a New Jersey household during the holidays. You're an intelligent life form. New Jersey household.

So that means you scouted the place, right? So you're like, these motherfuckers think if we ever came here, we would go to New York first. Every movie, every TV show, it's New York, New York, New York. One alien goes, you know what we should do? What's that? Let's go to Jersey.

Let's go to Jersey. That will throw them off. That'll throw them off a little bit. And you know what? Nobody will believe them. Nobody will fucking believe them. These motherfuckers in Jersey are going to send aliens here, and everybody else going back, why would they go to Jersey?

They are playing us perfectly, these aliens. By the way, they might be in New York, but y'all would never know. You know why? When's the last time you looked up to the sky? Be honest with your fucking self. When's the last time you went outside and actually looked up to the sky? You don't. You're always doing this. Every single fucking time. Them shit might be up there right now. When the last time you just went outside of New York and just looked up? When the last time you did that shit?

September 11, 2001. You know what I'm saying? Neil deGrasse Tyson said. I did do that. It's a good point. Did you do it when we had the eclipse thing going on? But we have so many tourists, and they're looking up. They would have been. Tourists don't even look up no more. in New York? Ah, they look up. It was a sunny day. They look up. I look up. Yeah. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Ella, you do not look up. But looking up for you is like looking. Shut up. Exactly. Anybody 5'7". All right.

Oh, the third floor. That's you, too, then. I know you look up to me. I'm 5'7". Respect me. Respect me. Listen, play Cliff. Respect me. Play Cliff High. What's his name? Cliff High. I don't know if this is it. Let me see. You had him on breakfast, though? So, unknown. Nobody knows who owns these drones. Yeah, that's them. That's them. The appearance of this visible contention. the visible content i just want to hear the part where he said 39 days after trump on rogan complex kind of

Independence Day kind of sh**, right? You gotta start from the beginning, Taylor. Nobody will know who the hell... Start with a little green man. You should Google Cliff High. He is a researcher known for developing a technique called... A technique called... A jacket. ...predictive linguistics, which involves analyzing internet data to predict...

future events and based off that conversation with president trump and joe rogan he predicted a future event let's listen but what we do have some uh justification for suggesting is that there will be 39 days between the temporal marker of the Trump interview and the appearance of this visible contention. Come on, man. Come on, guys. This can't be fucking coincidence, yo. All right, so question. Come on. You had an expert in being probed on Breakfast Club recently. Did you ask?

I did. I did. Pull it up, Taylor. Pull it up. You know who we talking about? You know who we talking about, man. Fucking Enby, man. Enby's so crazy. In the building, you got Pete Booty Judge. I'm like, come on, bro. This is not five years ago. Yeah. Right? Come on. You know his name ain't Booty. You know it's Buddha. It's Butt Judge, right? No, it's Buddha Judge. It's spelled Butt Judge. Butt Judge. Butt Judge. Butt juice. Butt juice.

I don't even know how to say it right, because I've heard you say it wrong. It's Buttigieg. It's Buttigieg. Listen, by the way, Secretary Pete is amazing, man. He's dope. Nah, he's nice. He's dope. He's nice for that. Pull it up. It's on Breakfast Club page. Pull it up. You should have ran him.

You should have, he what? They should have ran him. Oh, God. Ooh. I thought he said should have rammed him. I'm like, what the fuck? You know what? You got it on the brain, bro. You got it on the brain. He'll probably run in 2028, maybe. Word up. Pull it up, Taylor gang. There you go. Remember Kamala Harris? Remember? Yeah, I was just with her. I'm just saying, remember her though? I was just with her.

Remember when they tried to run her for president? And that was their best bet. What do you know about these manned SUV-sized drones flying over New Jersey? Scaring the hell out of us. John Kirby, the National Security Communications Advisor, said they were manned.

yep yesterday what do you think it is so i mean we're helping law enforcement work through it all mainly a homeland security issue our job is to make sure that any restricted airspace nothing comes in there that shouldn't be there that includes airspace over an airport

Sometimes another area could be restricted because it's sensitive. For example, that's close to the Trump Golf Club. There's temporary flight restrictions there. Bigger picture is we're going to have more and more drones. Obviously, if it's manned, that's different. But we're going to have more and more things entering the airspace. We got to work to make sure that's safe. This is not a world where anything flying is either an airplane or a helicopter.

uh the drones are getting bigger that look it can be a good thing to have these resources to deliver for example in a really hard to reach area uh you make deliveries um but We're talking about potentially millions of these coming into the airspace. And what we're trying to do, especially on the FAA side, is coordinate all that, make sure it's safe.

But we don't know what it is, though. John Kirby said they're manned. Like, whose man is this? Like, who are these people? And why is it okay? And why wouldn't they inform the public beforehand?

Yeah, so they know more than I do on the law enforcement side about the identity of the aircraft. But it is true. Sometimes you look up at something, you think it's one thing, turns out it's another. I think that's what they've been working through on the law enforcement side. One more quick. Donald Trump was on with Joe Rogan.

they had a whole conversation about aliens not the kind he wants to deport actual extraterrestrials then cliff high said 39 days after that interview we were going to start having an alien invasion around december 3rd that's when all of these SUV sized drones, which I've even seen, started getting seen over Jersey. Is it an alien invasion? I mean, no disrespect to New Jersey when I say that. I think it's very unlikely that an alien invasion would begin.

Watch your mouth. We lived it. I'm just saying. I don't think that's the kind of main point of entry that an extraterrestrial, unless there's something we don't know about. You know the aliens want a tan? They might go to a Jersey Shore or something like that. It's wintertime. Oh, you're right. I would go for someplace in the Pacific where there's no inhabited space for a couple hundred miles so that I could kind of get my bearings before I go anywhere anyone's going to see me.

Right? So a great non-answer. See what I'm saying? He's brilliant. You see what I'm saying? That was brilliant weaving. He gave answers. But it was... beautifully non-answered and then kind of funny too like this guy's a star because you don't want to say you don't know and you also don't want to yeah

Yeah, because then that gives people anxiety. Yes. Yes. And you're supposed to be a leader. So when you're a leader and you say you don't know, you got to have an answer. You got to say, if you can't tell the people what they are, shoot them the fuck down. Yeah. You can't be like John Kirby and say, hey.

They're manned, but they pose no threat to nobody. Yeah. What the fuck you mean? But he's the secretary of transportation. He should know if SUV's a client. He does know. So what you're basically saying is it's not a real thing or he's the greatest actor of all time. Which is... I mean, I would probably say greatest actor of all time. You want them to be real. Charlotte wants them to be real so bad. Look at it this way. The streets of New York City. I don't know the number. How many more?

vehicles not cars but scooters bikes all i mean i saw your guy get run over the other day i got by one of those it's real like I don't know how it's funny. My driver, that shit was so funny, man. No. Walking out of here, that shit was so fucking funny. What do you mean? That shit was so funny. I keep telling them stop doing that. Don't treat me like I'm like some

elected official. So he comes out the umbrella and shit. I'm like, oh, God, right? And he's not paying no attention. He walked right out to the mic like, boom! But the way he fell was so funny. My security goes, yo, hold up! So I paused. So he paused. The bike barely did this. But the driver goes. Oh yeah. All crazy. All crazy. In the fucking air. Feet up in the air. He's rolling around. He made a sound too. Like.

Get up. It's not the place, all right? It's not the place. No, that means he grew up in New York, and he knows how to sell it. That's how you sell it. Sell that shit. And he called my security the next day, like. We should talk about this. Exactly. No, you shouldn't. I got hit by one of those last year. It fractured my leg. It's real. Really? They're moving. They're moving. Got hit by what? The bikers.

Did you fall? Were you in the bike lane? No, I mean, I stepped out. I checked the direction the traffic was going. I was stupid. I didn't check against the traffic. He was coming up along the... He's not supposed to be doing that? Yeah. He's not. He's probably looking at his name. As a New Yorker, you gotta look both ways. I gotta look both ways. And he caught me dead on. I mean, I thought it was a car that hit me at first. I thought I was gone. Why did you fall? What?

How did you fall? I grabbed him. We just gonna not comment on that at all. His knee-jerk reaction was it was a car accident. He didn't know, he just got hit. I can't. I just feel something hitting you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I grabbed his handlebars and I kind of like, I didn't go down, which is probably what really helped me.

But he hit me without breaking right now. God damn, pause all of this shit. But listen, my doctor. I grabbed his handlebars. I didn't go down. God damn, you freaky ass guy. That's your first instinct, bro? Grab his handlebars. Grab his handlebars. Grab his handlebars. Don't go down. God damn, Chris. It is Christmas. What? What you mean? It's fucking Christmas. But my larger point is there's chaos on the streets with these devices. It's not insane that now you're seeing the chaos.

In the air. In the air. Nah, man. Nah, man. Nah, man. It might be some government shit. Maybe some private shit. That's it. Simple as that. 8 to 10 feet wide. The size of SUVs. Yeah. Flying around Jersey, yo. Yeah.

Like, and I'm going to tell you some other shit. You know, we got, uh, you know, The Ring. If you want to see what's really popping up, somebody should do a TV show about this one day. The Ring camera notifications. Like, all the different shit that's going on in different neighborhoods that people are reporting.

I'm not going to say the name of the neighborhood in Jersey, but last week we saw it come across the camera. There was a military convoy going through the neighborhood. And it was at the same time where all of these calls were coming in.

from all of these different people in the neighborhood. Like, one lady was like, I've been on the phone with the FBI for the past 20 minutes, blah, blah, blah. All of these people making all of these reports, and all of a sudden, the military convoy is just coming through. And then they started saying, yo, it's a military convoy coming. They were bugging out last week in Jersey. All right, y'all gonna see.

What are we going to see? I don't know. Something is up. I think, yo, what if Earth's on a lease? OK. I said that before. And what if the lease is up? And what does that mean? They want to take it back? It's time to back. Y'all fucking this up. Y'all fucking this shit up. Y'all don't care about it. Y'all don't even have people that believe in, you know, climate change and global warming. Like, no, it's over for y'all. So what if we want to renew?

What do we got to do to renew? What is the one payment that they accept? Yeah, because anal probing don't work no more. What do they want? What's their new payment? That is a good question. What could we offer? another species of life. We don't even know what they own. We don't even know what they wanted from the job. What do they need from us? What if they didn't want nothing? What if they just go around creating life?

What if they go around creating colonies all over and we look around this solar system, the Milky Way galaxy, and there's no life on any of these planets because there was life. on these planets at one point. And it was just all of these social experiments to see, let's see if we can create a form of life that can exist. Did y'all see, was it Guardians of the Galaxy 3? You remember the villain in that movie and that's what he was trying to do?

He was creating all of this different life just to see what could exist. Like, what could he give free will to? Oh, that was the animal with the free will. Yeah. What if that's a thing? What if there's a species that goes around creating these colonies of people just to see what species can exist?

And humans are the species on this planet that fucked it all up. We're fucking up. We've been doing pretty good. Nah. We make arts, food, music. So you think those junks are just like observing us right now and then they're going to attack?

It's some military shit, yo. And why do we think they're always so evil? Why do we always look for aliens to attack? What if we the violent ones? What if they just out here cooling? What if they just want to see what the fuck's going on? People have been trying to shoot them down. Exactly. And they haven't hit any of them?

I don't think. I haven't heard any going down yet. So imagine that. Imagine they be coming here for all of these trillions of years and they're like, these motherfuckers still violent. What's Elon said about it? If he's quiet, then it's government. So why would Trump say...

either tell us what they are or shoot them the fuck down. If it was Elon, he would know. But Trump might have just spit that shit out real quick. Like he threw out the Chris Christie meme. Hilarious. The Chris Christie meme. Yo, he ripped. Yo, I'm going to be honest with you.

That day he was riffing. What else did he do that day? That how's it going, the how it started versus how's it going. You ain't see that one? No. How it started with his mugshot versus how it's going with his Time Magazine cover. Then he put out the Chris Christie meme dropping off the fucking McDonald's. What did Elon say? Elon said something? What did Elon say? Make it bigger. I can't see it, Taylor. Grok can even explain drones over New Jersey. Grok is the AI feature for Twitter.

But I don't see any explanation. Elon just promoting. He don't give a fuck, man. Elon Musk reacts to mystery drones over New Jersey, but it comes with an exclamation. As Elon Musk said, Grok can explain the drones over New Jersey. Social media users posted what Grok said. Look, ask Grok then.

Maybe that's the key. We look at shit like this and laugh, but maybe it's a thing. I think it's government technology. I think Elon knows about it. Maybe it's even in coordination with SpaceX. And he's just not talking about it. And he knows if he doesn't say anything at all, then he looks like he's tied into it. So he has to say a little something, but it's government.

If it wasn't government, you don't think that he'd be popping off right now? Of course he'd be popping off. I don't think government would be going over airports. That's the thing that gets me. You don't know anyone in the military? I do. Have you asked me about it? I mean, they're not going to tell you if they really know. They take that security clearance shit serious. You didn't try shooting any of them down? No. Why would I do that? Soft.

I see bugs in my house. And if I can, I take the bug in a napkin and put it outside. Aww. The fuck am I just going to start shooting at a random? What happened to you, bro? You pussy. You ain't even gonna do that. Why would I just shoot at a random UFO?

If it's flying over your house, that's the same as an alien invading your crib. No, it's this. We're flying over the house and coming to land to try to do something. Oh, and that was the other thing they put out in Jersey. They put out the bulletin that said if the drone lands, don't go near it. Just call local law enforcement.

I said, I mean, shoot it. No. No. No. Don't shoot it. If a drone lands on your property, you can shoot that shit. That's the same as a- Literally, it's trespassing. I don't want no smoke. I don't want no smoke. Does New Jersey have Stand Your Ground?

I don't want no smoke. And further one, why would you shoot at something? You don't know what that shit might do back. Why are you looking at me? Straight up. But you going to let it shoot first? I'm not going to. I don't know what I'm going to do. What if it shoots at you? What do you do? Depends what it's shooting. What if it starts shooting cum? What if it reaches into whatever could be his pants, pulls out some shit, and just starts shooting goo?

Ew. What the fuck? Even more reason to shoot it. Nah, you got to shoot back. You got to shoot back. What? What if it's shooting low? You got to shoot back. The only thing you can do is shoot back. That's disgusting. That's the only thing you should do is shoot back. It's kind of stupid. I have to be like, CUSTUR! Start eating that fur and like, CUSTUR!

I don't fucking know. I don't want no smoke with aliens, man. None of us do. I don't know if I do or I don't. I don't believe that they're there, though. Yes, you do. But I'm also like one of those people who's like. Can you watch Alien movies? Yo, the space border will be crazy.

Imagine you don't even get the border fixed here yet, but then you realize this is a fucking space border. Trump ain't gonna know what. Trump ain't gonna have no border for that shit. You can't say build the wall in space, bro. Yeah, but what? You could do a dome or something? You could do a fucking dome. You could do a dome.

You do a motherfucking dome, but you got to do it over the whole world. Yeah. Or all of America, at least. Yeah, let's start here. Damn. Yeah, they got to figure out their alien shit. Build the dome would be crazy. Yeah, build the dome is fire. Build the dome is fire. This is good messaging.

Nah, he got some shit that he's going to have to deal with when he comes into office. Whoa. Look at that shit, man. Yeah, that's big. You bugging, Alex. Look at that shit. This is what I'm talking about. That's why I was shooting. No. If it's over your crib, like, you don't know. That shit starts shooting back then what? Do y'all watch alien movies at all? All of them. Do you guys watch it? Yeah. This shit is just like signs.

What we're going through right now is just like signs. Hold on, hold on. Just real quick. What is the point you're about to make right now? I'm just seeing it like if y'all ever like felt like hypothesis of y'all was in that. Like, what would I do? Yeah, like, what's the scariest alien movie y'all seen that will make you, like... Like, how would I survive it type thing? Yeah. I'll be honest with you.

I don't really put myself in these situations. Like mentally, it doesn't do nothing for me. Like I just, I enjoy my life. I enjoy solving the problems that I got here. Do you guys have a go plan? Yeah. A what plan? Go plan. What is a go plan? Go plan is like a plan with your family in the event of a...

Nuclear war, natural disaster. We're not doing all that. Yeah, I do. We're not doing all that. Guess where we going? Heaven, hopefully. Because there ain't shit you can do when shit like that start cracking off, bro. We're not thinking about all that. I'm not doing it. I'm not doomsday prepping. I'm not doing all that. that like life is good you know what i mean we got a couple bucks which i want to i'm going back out to the hamptons like

It's going to be very nice. I'm not ready to deal with this, like, disruption right here where the aliens come in and we got to take a few years. It's like another COVID. That's life. That's life, Schultz. You can't do nothing about it. Cell phone services goes down. Everybody's paying attention. That's Schultz. It's life.

You have a plan with your wife. We're going to meet at this place with the kid. And from there, we're going to go to here. Chris, Chris, Chris. I've tried it. My family refuses. When COVID happened, you didn't panic at all. Like you wasn't. No, we turned up. It was fun. COVID was fire. When it first hit, y'all wasn't. We turned up. But you didn't think like, oh my god, what if? No. No, we turned up. Yep. COVID was interesting. I think about the beginning days of COVID. It was exciting.

It kind of was because it started when we were on vacation. And I remember it because that's the year Duvall came to Anguilla with us. And so everybody was sick. Like everybody, but it was like fun because we were on vacation. Exactly. So we was like drinking soursop and still drinking, licking and getting high. And you can't take it to the ocean, going in the ocean. Like nobody gave a fuck.

You said what? No, you couldn't taste shit. Nothing. And then when we got back, it was like, I'm still sick. And I'm like, I know it ain't AIDS. Right back in the day, I've been worried about AIDS. You know what I'm saying? Now it's like, I know it ain't AIDS. Why the fuck am I still sick? Oh, you didn't know that you had the COVID yet?

No, I didn't know what it was. This was January. When did we start hearing about COVID? February? So you brought it back from Anguilla into America. You were one of the... No, you know what's crazy? That's interesting to know. One of my homegirls was supposed to fly out with us.

Because we were there for like 10 days. And she was supposed to be with us all 10 days or something like that. But she didn't get there until like the third or fourth day because she was sick. She was like, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with me. Like, I got the flu or something. This shit is kicking my motherfucking ass. And she still came out there. But we didn't know what COVID was then. So she gave it to y'all? I don't know.

I don't know. This is like December 2019. But I'm not ready for another COVID. I'm not ready for another alien. It's too much of a disruption. It's not about what you're ready for. want to think about it. It's not about what you're ready for. I'm not stressing until it happens. When the anal probing starts, bro, all you here is take that, take that, and you got to motherfucking do your thing. When that happens, when the aliens are here and they start doing a probing,

First of all, I'm like, are you still on that? Like, what are you looking for? Like, what are they looking for? It's doo-doo. Like, I could have told you what's in there, doo-doo. Doo-doo, you. What is it to them? That shit might be treasured in them. They might be taking that shit back to wherever they from and building civilizations. OK? That shit is just doo-doo to us.

OK? Fertilizer. That shit is gold. That could be a life source. That shit is brown gold to them, yo. OK? That shit might be a delicacy. Y'all crazy. Y'all think they and I ask for pleasure? I think they were trying to figure out what's up there. That's it. That's it. If they could just get to the sewage, that's probably what they want. Just get us to the sewage line. Just give us all your sewage. Oh, my God. OK?

That's what I'm going to do. If the aliens show up, I'm going to bring them to my toilet. I'm going to go, yo, follow this. You're going to get everything you want. I'm going to tell you something. Yeah. Now we really cooking on some burning idiots. What if aliens really do love doo-doo, extraterrestrials? That's why they're always in the ocean.

Because when you flush the toilet, that shit goes out to the motherfucking ocean. What if they're always over the ocean and they're collecting all of this sewage? What if that's the trade-off? Y'all stay out there in the water, get all the sewage you want, and we go. What if? Honestly, this is a plausible rationale for what's going on right now. Just going to go down to Florida again. That's it. That's it.

Florida. Florida's the one that had aliens, too, though. Florida got aliens right now. They're not tripping. That's where aliens go. Aliens go to Florida to put the fuck in. That's right. That's right. You think Kodak Black is Earthling? They having a good time down there. When you saw Men in Black, you didn't think at all. Like what? Like, wow, there's probably aliens among us, for real. I was like, I'm not talking about what Trump is talking about.

No, no, I didn't. When I saw that movie, I didn't think that, no. I thought it was a great movie. I really enjoyed it. I completely... I did. ...extraterrestrials. I think it is selfish to think that we live in a world... that has all of these solar systems, all of these galaxies, and there's no life on any of them except for Earth? Yeah. You think that God, who created all of this, would only create us? He showed off here on Earth!

You got humans. You got fish. You got motherfucking birds. You got shit in the jungle. You got all this shit here. We have different races, too. Different races? Come on, bruh. Come on, man. Come on, man. I just don't think any of them are here walking amongst them. That's it. Really? You really don't? Yeah. Everybody documents everything in their life. You trying to tell me somebody is holding on to that secret. You don't think they're aliens? No.

They all on Pornhub. Send all these people. What? They all on Pornhub. Remember that shit I showed y'all last week? Oh my gosh. You remember that shit I showed you last week? No, Charlotte, that's real. You think that's a fucking human? That's a real thing. No bullshit. What he showed us last week. You think that's a human? If you told me that that was filmed in New Jersey over the last week or two, I think I might believe that there was an alien invasion. Come on, man. That's an alien, bro.

You found it this way? That's a fucking alien, bro. That looked like a log of shit. You know what I'm saying? An alien will mistake that shit. An alien with a mistake deck for a big piece of gold. Why are you sending this to someone who is number... Send it to me, bro.

Someone's number ain't even saved. That's my number. I sent it to me. Nah, nah, nah. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. I sent it to me, crazy guy. You having a text with yourself? That's when I want to save something. Yeah, I got that text. Oh, really? Yes.

I texted to myself. I don't want to text it to somebody else. I'm like, what the fuck? I thought you were texting it to a number you don't got saved. I'm like, why is your phone slimy and all so you see? This shit is crazy. What's that shit you looking at? Yo, I got to watch it, though, real quick. What is wrong with those games? Just to make sure, bro. Just to make sure it's human, right? You got to make sure it's human. You got to make sure it's fucking human, yo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, if you find out that the man that's driving them drones is walking around with shit like that, what would you say? That's terrifying. Trump got to shoot him down. We got to shoot him out. Shoot him the fuck down. Get them big ass cocks out. Nuke him. Nuke him. No, you got it. You got to nuke him. You got to nuke him. He's really warming this thing up first, huh?

You guys want to point a lie. Why is that the biggest dick y'all seen in a point? He got to stop himself from fainting. Because all the blood rushed to his dick? Mm-hmm. Yeah, like, where does the blood in his body go at this point in time? You got to take a deep breath before you fucking use that motherfucker. I mean, this is truly insane. You guys, why? You see what I'm saying?

It doesn't even... Oh, it does kind of go all the way. That's what the fuck I'm saying. See what I'm saying? Charlotte, you've watched porn before. Why are you acting like that's the first big dick you've seen? I don't like how you said that. I don't even like her. I don't even like her. She's taking that shit easy, yo. I don't even think she might be the alien.

I mean, this is like, she's not even reacting. She's on her phone. All y'all are showing is y'all are smeets. What is smeets? That's all it shows. What is smeets? A small meat.

Why we got small meat? Because y'all are so impressed by that one. And y'all watch points. Why can't I be a... She's throwing it back now. Why can't I be a rig meat? She's slamming it back. I'm a rig meat. If I put my dick in her, it would go... a fraction of the way like I like what would her what would she even feel I don't yeah I have a sound but I would have to say other things during it to like maintain the stimulus

Like what? I don't know. Like, oh, it's going so much further than you think. Like, I got to trick her brain into thinking that it's going way deeper. Yo, your vagina is deep like the mind of Farrakhan. Ooh! That's a bar. You don't remember that bar? A motherfucking rap phenomenon. Let's do some by any means. Oh, they've got chemistry.

I mean, they're timing it perfectly. It's just, is this what black porn is like? There's just more rhythm? What porn do you watch? Wait, you watch only white porn? No, I got some Latinas in there. Oh, no, Latinos got good rhythm. Good rhythm, good rhythm. But she's throwing back, and he's pumping forward at the same time. I need to see her reactivity. I need to see her face.

Oh, now she's getting into it. There you go. She's excellent. I think we're not giving her enough credit. We're not giving her enough credit. She is excellent. She deserves credit for this.

She deserves credit. She should. She deserves credit. She absolutely should. How has he not come already? Like, this is just insane. Show Chris. Show Chris. Show Chris. Chris not ready for all this. Show Chris. Show Chris. Chris not ready for all this. Let Chris get bricked up, man. Chris used to watch him porn with, like, octopus tentacles. or shit or whatever the fucking, whatever the rules are over there.

Chris, you got it. You fuck what you eat. That's funny. Chris, you got it. You got to watch this. Yeah, you got to watch it. Oh my God. Do you want to tell the people at home the name of this video so they can watch it? I don't even know if I want them to know.

We might have to gatekeep this. Chris don't want to see. We might got to gatekeep this. We got to gatekeep that. Why do we need to gatekeep it? I mean, that's too powerful to get out there. No, no, let them know. Let them know about it. What's the point? I don't freaking. It's on Pornhub, bro. Let me see. What's the title? All y'all that just want to see big dicks, just type that in. It's not. Like, that's it. Free for me, baby.

Yeah, it's called, I beat her pussy up, gave her a cream pie, and beat it up again. I mean, he's talking like he just got a regular dick. It has nothing to do. That's the crazy thing about the title. It has nothing to do with his penis. Oh, wow. All right. Well, that's enough conversation about extraterrestrials for one episode. Give us some by any means necessary. What we got, Taylor? What we got? That's what I thought. OK. We get to submit. Let's do this first.

If I uncross my legs. Let's do the, oh, you want to do the mid, then come back? Yeah. All right, let's do some mid. If you uncross your legs, you bricked up? No. Nobody even noticed. After what we just saw. You know, after... I mean, how does that guy... What does he... How do you dress in the summer? Hey, you got your stuttering. That's crazy. What the fuck's up with you, bro? That was an insane thing. She was deep. She had a deep vagina. She had a lot of... Oh, my God.

Length of her pussy, like the length of her pussy was deep. That's, by the way, that's not even, you can't even watch that with your wife, yo. What? Wait, what? You can't watch that with your wife. Yeah, of course you can't, but why do you, why are you? You don't watch fun with your wife?

Not if it's looking like that. Nah, nah. That's the one I watch start hating on immediately. I'd be like, no, that shit's fake. I'm like, yo, I can get this. I can get the extension shit. Yo, here's the thing. His dick could be fake, but her pussy's taking it. That's impressive. Think about that. Even if it is an extension. If your penis ain't nine pounds, six ounces, you ain't doing nothing to no vagina, bro. What the fuck? Oh, baby. That's when it's dialing.

That's when it dilates, and there's all these other things, and it could tear on the way out. There's all these things that happen. Yeah, but you ain't. Them eight-inch, nine-inchers ain't doing nothing to no vagina, bro. A vagina! I felt the back of a vagina, and I don't got no 12-inch dick like that. Not even 12 inches. You felt the back of one? No, I got the back. Of course, they got the little ball back there. We used to say hitting bottom. We used to say hitting bottom.

I bet you guys would say that. That sounds like a conversation y'all would have. I've never said that. You can't say that now. No, you can't. I was hitting bottom. I was hitting the bottom. What's his name? All right, let's go. Give us some by any memes. Let's pay some bills.

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Because isn't there a guy that's known for having a giant dick? Mandingo or something like that? I don't know. There's a lot of porn stars that got big dicks. Yeah, there's some that are famous just because it's so huge. This is weird.

Why is it weird? You know what I'm saying? Men be in here being progressive and y'all call it weird. What's going on? Just because we in here looking at porn. Like, yo, if two people in porn, you do realize that. Who are you focusing on? If you watch a train or a gangbang. Either way, if there's impressive size penises in the train, we're paying attention. But that's what porn is. No, that's not all porn. Not all porn is like that.

Like if you watch Rick- All y'all is doing is exposing y'all's sex life though. Like you make it seem like you have an awkward sex life. Like you're not on beat. This is crazy. Wait, wait, let it go. It does, because you're a private. This is so crazy. Let her cook go on. Go on. I'm not just cooking, but I'm just saying y'all exposing a lot of your sex life. And I don't think y'all should do that. What are we exposing about our sex life?

I'm saying that I watch porn too and I've seen big dicks. You're impressed by one big dick where there's plenty on Pornhub. I'm just saying, you've taken a lot of dick. You ain't seen his dick. And I'm not going to send it to you because that could be like some HR shit in the future. But you should. I did see it. She said she got that easy. And I'm just saying. I have it now. So what's the problem? So you don't think it was an impressive dick?

It's a nice pretty dick. Oh, Kayden! But you still say that. Yeah, there's pretty dicks. I didn't say it was pretty. I'm a man. I'm a man. I would never say it was pretty. Pretty? Calling a man's dick pretty is pretty gay. I'm not doing that. That's disrespect. Shout out to the LGBTQ plus community, but I'll look at this point and salute. It's a nice looking dick. I'm not doing that. I'm not telling you you got the pretty dick. That's a violent dick. You got a pretty dick?

Yeah, because it's smooth. You don't even see the vein on thing in it, right? What's wrong with the vein? Nothing's wrong with it. But I'm saying it looks smooth, though. Wait, you prefer a little bit more topography? Nice word. So you're not supposed to have a vein? No, you are. What is it, the vein? Oh, man.

There's a big ass man in there, man. Oh, I didn't see it. I can tell how old that dick is. That's a big ass man in there, motherfucker. What are you talking about, Taylor? I didn't see it when I first saw it. Is it painful for you when they're that long? and they're inside you? It can be, yeah. But first of all, let's be clear. Again, that looks like it's like at least nine inches.

No. Nah, yo! Stop it. No way. Cut it out. That's crazy. The way they talk about it, it seems much better. Oh, you ain't seen it? No. Look at that. Look at it. That looks like it. That's just nine. Look at it, Alex. That's bigger than nine. Look, Alex, look. I see. That's bigger than nine. You need to see that shit. You need to see that shit with the naked eye.

When you're looking at it with the naked eye, it's different, bro. And honestly, maybe if it had a little bit of a curve, it probably is, that's better. That's crazy. It don't got enough curve. It looks more than that. It's never enough. It's never enough for them. But girls don't. How you be wanting a big penis? Like girls really don't. I don't want a big penis. Yes you do. Why are you having this? Nah you be saying you want a big penis.

First of all, let's be very fucking clear. Comment the fuck down. I have been told. I have great you know Anyway. We don't want to know. We don't want to hear. I know. I don't want to even expose it. Go back to penises. Go back to penises, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go, go, go. I'm saying that dick looks nice, but if it had.

a little curve would probably have been better because there's a point like... Listen, you got more experience with penises than us. If we were... I'm glad, yeah. If there was a penis dealership and we went into the penis dealership and we had to customize the penis, I would say, Taylor, take it away because I don't know what I want.

That is true. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I would tell you. That's too much for me. That's right. Maybe I have to see it again. Because that looked like it was just nine. It didn't look that bad. That ain't no nine, yo. The word just should never be before nine. You guys have a ruler in here? Imagine if we say, oh, it's just nine months. Carry the baby. You know what I mean? Like, what you mean? Nine is a lot. Nine is a lot, Elle. Do we have a ruler in here? No. How would you?

Because I'm just trying to make sure, like... That you know what nine inches are. Yeah. Which side are you using? Are you using the metric side, maybe? I think she's been using the metric. You've been using centimeters this whole time. Everything makes sense and I got it. And you got the tiniest little whatever.

on planet Earth because you've been using centimeters. But if you're talking about inches, that is absolutely terrifying. Yo, that's why God is so amazing. Are you trying to tell me that there's no such thing as extraterrestrials? When God gave everybody their own individual customized penises. Yeah. I mean, they all range in size and shape. Smell. Smell. You know what I mean? You really think that if God pays that much attention to detail, he wouldn't create other life on other planets? Yeah.

What are y'all talking about? I'm with you. People just gave everybody the same penis. Everybody got nine inches. You know what I mean? How was that? Chris, why'd you clear your throat when he said nine inches? Chris was like, let me make some room. Chris, cut it out. I'm like, Chris, whatever lie you about to tell, cut it out. I was going to say, how would the world be?

different if everybody was the same size? Actually, I think there would be a lot of difference. I'm saying, would there be world peace? No. You think... You think penis eyes is the reason that there's not world peace? Theories. There are a lot of theories. Well, there'd be a lot less racism. There'd be a lot less racism. Okay, there you go. Because I do think that some of the racism stems from that. Penis envy? Penis envy.

Don't fuck our women. Like, why are you worried about them fucking women if you don't think that they're gonna bludgeon them? Yep. That is, there might be something to that. There'll be no dick swinging contest. No dick swinging contest. It's like whatever. Were there ever really dick swinging contest? There had to be, right? This is the idea of communism, but applied to the sexual world.

Right? It's like if everybody's the same, then what do we really be? Matter of fact, men would be way better to women because now we got to compete. on how nice we are, kind we are, loving we are. We're not competing on dick. A guy with a dick like that don't even need to open a door. You open it. But no, you still got to be nice and you still got to be a gentleman because it's not like you walking around with your meat hanging out so women are like, oh, shit. Plus, I don't know.

if women are really just attracted to big dicks. They're not. They're not, right? No. I've been telling you that. That's bullshit. Women want this big ass dick. They don't. This is good. Girls do wear some gray sweatpants and they can see the print they go.

They go crazy. Yo, Alex, that doesn't mean we all want to take that shit, though. We can just say, like, oh, he got a big dick. That's us. If girls don't like big dicks, that's how I got laid so much in my life. OK, so why are you so impressed with that one?

That one, too. I just never seen a big one that color. Why are you hating? It's usually the white ones that's that big. What am I hating on? Please let me know. It's the white ones that are that big. I've never seen one that was black that was that big. It's white and yellow, usually. Now, I'm not going to lie. Listen, I'm going to be honest with you. Listen, big white dicks look stupid. Like, there's a reason why. Like, when you say big black dick, that shit hits.

Big white dick don't hit. And then when you look it up on PornUp, not like I've ever typed in big white dick, but when you see the big white dick, he's bored, bro. He's bored at home. This motherfucker is bored out of his mind. Look up, this white dick on a corn hump. God damn. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to tell you the truth. I'm going to spend a lot of time doing this in 2025. I think that we have a lot of stereotypes about...

each other that we don't even know if they're true or not. But I need to see. Like, we always say, oh, you know, Asians got little penises. Or white guys got little penises. How do we know? Pour it up. Nah, Asians got a little of their dicks, though. That is, I think, something we can say is factual. I don't know. I mean, that actor. What's the actor? Who? That was on, um... I've never seen one like that. I've never seen one like that in Asian.

Like, I've seen Asian porn, but I've never seen one like that in Asian. Ain't nothing but a Google search. Oh, my God. Ain't nothing but a... Well, they blur it in the Japanese ones, but like Chinese and other stuff. I've never seen one like that in Asian. What is the biggest Asian... Bro, I typed in big Asian cocks, and the first thing that came up was alien parasites. Hot Asian babe smokes and rides big white cock. Nah, it's got to be the guy's Asian.

It's the Asian one. Biggest Asian porn star. That's the Asian one right there. Allegedly. Nah, that shit is mid. That's really mid. Let's do some church announcements. Y'all didn't do the other one. Oh, what's the other one? Pull up the other ad. Y'all in here wilding. We ain't even get the all memes necessary yet. Nah. Nah. You don't think so? Nah. You don't think so? Nope. You don't think so?

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Let's get back to the show. Hezi, you got church announcements? Final show of the tour, the life tour, Hawaii, Honolulu, Blydesdale Arena. I will see you guys all there. Thank you guys so much. God bless. Yes, man. My church announcements are thank you to everybody that's been pulling up the crystals in Orangeburg, South Carolina, man. I will be there this Friday for our official grand opening of the crystals in Orangeburg, South Carolina, man.

And the ribbon cutting is at 10.45 a.m. We're going to have free food samples. My guy DJFrosty.com is going to be out there providing the soundtrack. We're going to have prizes and a whole lot more. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., 1486 Chestnut Street. Orangeburg, South Carolina, the grand opening of my crystal in Orangeburg, South Carolina, South Carolina, man. So, yeah, we'll see you this Friday, this Friday in Orangeburg, South Carolina. And also, I got a salute.

My nieces, who I love so much, Mandy and Weezy, their book, No Holes Barred, is coming out. On June 24th, 2025, via Black Privilege, Simon & Schuster published it, man. Yes, they wrote a book. It is a dual manifesto of sexual exploitation in power. It is available now for pre-order on Amazon. Barnes & Noble, Books A Million, and Bookshop.

No Holds Barred, A Dual Manifesto of Sexual Exploitation and Power. Horrible Decisions are, as we call them now, Decisions, Decisions. Mandy and Wheezy, their book will be out June 24th, 2025. Make sure you go pre-order that right now. Salute to Mandy and Wheezy, man. Yes. I mean, it's just been an incredible journey to watch those two young ladies sneak off to do a podcast eight years ago.

sneaking off from their corporate jobs to go do a podcast where they were talking about taking it up the ass to growing to be these mature young ladies that they are right now. Titans of the industry. Fantastic business. Titans of the podcast industry.

Now they about to have the book. And I know it's going to be a bestseller because the whole hive do not bullshit in no way, shape, or form. I mean, I don't think there's too many people who have, especially in podcasting, who have cult-like fan bases. Like... Like the Whore Hive. There's only a few. There's only a few. The Reed. The Reed, definitely. 85 South Show, definitely. Idiots Nation, I think. I think. Yeah.

Of course. Yeah, I would think. Of course. After that, no. Flagrant. Flagrant. Oh, yeah. Asshole army. Asshole army. But you know why? You know why? And that's a great point. Everybody I named has created a clique. that they identify as the clique. We are the brilliant idiots. So there's fellow brilliant idiots out there. Flagrant has the asshole army. Decisions Decisions has the whore hive. 85 South Shore has the 85 percenters. The Reed has...

the LGBTQ plus community. Yep. Right? Facts. They got a name for their crew, right? It's not the Readers? I don't know what they call their crew. Oh, okay. I made that up. Anyway, all memes necessary. What we got? Kayla. Over the weekend, Drake hosted a contest of all his people.

I hope this made Drake feel better. I hope this makes Drake realize that he still has people who love him. I hope Drake realizes that, you know, he don't have to go out the way that he's going out because these people in Toronto will always have his back. He is literally the sixth god in Toronto. Yep. All of these human beings dressed up like Drake, men and women and theys, just because they love him that much. And I'm going to tell you something. They just wanted to tank him. You said what?

Or they just went 10 times. They better not. Hey, listen. Hate. If they find out where Kendrick is staying in Toronto. It's going to be a bunch of them standing outside just like that. A bunch of Drake looking like... Yo, that's funny. That's funny. They're going to have hotline bling ringing off. They're not going to let Kendrick get no sleep. Okay.

What is Boston Drake? Boston Drake is crazy. Drake. What happened to the guy that used to run around pretending to be Drake? That's him. That's him. Oh, he lives in Toronto, or he just went out there for the- No, he just went out there for the- I think there was multiple that were pretending to him. He's the main one. Pretending to be Drake's child, who's not even-

five yet, I don't think, is ridiculous. Yeah, it's a little crazy. I'm like, come on, man. Who won? He's probably five now. What do you mean? Who won, though? People actually went to Toronto for this? Listen, shout out to Drake, man. You know, you a special kind of artist when you got people that want to look like you. The only other person I can remember that everybody actually tried to impersonate was Michael Jackson. Mm.

It went to Michaela Chambers, known as Girl Drake. Oh, they gave it to the girl. Oh, OK. What else we got, Taylor? By any means necessary. Oh, this is a good one. This is Cam Newton. Cam let's hear this. I never went to a strip club for women. I always went to strip clubs for guys. What? Bro, what are you talking about, man? No homo. We went to a strip club. No diddy. I'm a competitor. I wasn't going to spend no money if I didn't see nobody else spending money. As soon as I seen somebody...

Thinking that they got money. Okay, you spending five, I'm going to spend six. If you're going to spend 10, I'm going to spend 15. And then we're going to have a... Rain on. Yeah, I love it. What is this show? That's Cam's show. No, but who edited this? I don't think this is an edit. Yes, it is. It's like a funny Marco edit.

Hold on, let me see if I can find the full one. Look at this community note. This video edited. The original video depicting Cam Newton's full thought is right here. First of all... Twitter is amazing with the community notes. I love this shit. What did he say? Let me hear what was his reasoning. Amazing edit, whoever did that. That was really funny. I haven't found the real version of it yet.

I did. I heard it this morning. What did he say? I don't know where they came from. He had a whole explanation of what he was trying to say. He basically was saying that when he goes to the script club, he ends up competing. with other guys as far as like throwing money. So he was like, yo, I see you with that 10 grand. I see you with that 15 grand. You can't fuck with what I got.

You know what I mean? So he says he ends up going to compete with other guys. I've seen Cam do that before. He probably don't remember because we didn't know each other back then, but this was... We was in Stadium Nightclub in DC. This was years, years, years, years, years ago. And he definitely was going. I think you might have been with me. Was it with Duvall too? Yeah, it was. I think we had a.

We went to watch Howard. We went to watch Duvall's show at Howard University. That might have been the same time. And then we went to the stadium, yeah. You was there, right? I was definitely at stadium, yeah. I was looking at girls. I wasn't looking at NFL players and trying to schmooze them up. You know? I didn't even know Cameron was there dead ass, but we all went there. No, he was, because he had a hoodie on. And the only reason I noticed him, because he was wildin'.

Oh, wow. But he was by himself. He was just throwing the money up. And it was just like him and his crew. I never went. They were so acrobatic. I remember those girls. Duval was walking me around teaching me how to do it. And they were just so incredible. But that's what all he was essentially saying. I don't...

Yeah, I've never felt like that. When I go to the script club, I'm going to the script club to look at the women. Exactly. And I'm going to the script club to tip the wings. And I'm never trying to compete with nobody. Yes. Because I'm too busy trying to pick my ones up off the floor and put them back in my pocket. There we go. Can't do that, can't do that. You can't do what?

Can't pick the ones back up. That's a big crowd. I don't do it anymore. You can't recycle? No, I can't do that. I don't do it anymore, but I used to do it back in the day. I remember one time, man, when I first was hosting shit, when we first started Breakfast Club, and they asked us to come host a party at...

King of Diamonds. And it was me and Angelique. And I think at the time we might have been getting like $3,000 maybe. So it was like a $1,500 deposit up front and then $1,500 when you get there. And I just remember within 15 minutes, 20 minutes of me getting my deposit when he was gone. Because I got a bunch of wines. And I'm like, what the fuck just happened? And I said to myself, never the fuck again. That's why they pay you. I picked up about $500, put it back in my pocket.

and realize I'm never doing this shit ever again. That's fine. I'm never doing that shit ever again. Not my thing. What else we got, Taylor? It is amazing to me that it takes Taylor this long to find one clip. But all of them keep doing the same one. By the way, one clip, and she's the one who picks the topics. She's the one. This was her story.

I see one that I think would be cool to talk about. There's a beautiful moment when Travis Hunter accepted the Heisman and his father is watching. Yeah. And yeah, I thought it was amazing. Let's hear it. So that's the... Positively brilliant, though. Why are they so upset about Travis Hunter's girlfriend? Why is the internet obsessed with her? Why does everybody got something to say about these young ass kids?

Looking at a clip and perceiving what their whole relationship is. They've decided what she is. How? Because I think the perception of anybody dating a superstar athlete is that they're just in it for the money. So I think what...

And I don't know their relationship at all, but I think what they've done is they've collected any moment on the internet that exists that justifies that narrative. It's so silly to me. They've been together five years. Yeah. And I don't know why y'all think y'all know people based off clips.

And by the way, I'm not saying that what y'all saying is wrong. I'm just saying y'all don't fucking know. And why jump to that conclusion? They said because she got a money sign tattooed on her ring finger. Duh, because all these young kids think they married to the money.

You know what I mean? That don't mean they marrying for money. Everybody would think they married to the money. I'm married to the money. I made the money my wife. I made, you know what I mean? All of that crazy shit these youngins be saying. Yeah, it's unfortunate because you don't know anything. You have no details of the relationship. None. But they've taken these few things like when he was accepting the award.

They're like, Dion had to tell her to stand up. And then she's talking about when they first met and started, oh, I just friend zoned them for a while. And then. How many girls have not said that? That's what I'm saying. It's like you can create any narrative you want but in this situation I think the narrative was created before we ever even knew who she was and then they just searched any videos that they could find to justify that narrative. It's very rare that a girl is with a guy.

And the internet goes, she's awesome. Look how cool she is. Like Patrick Mahomes' wife goes through the same thing. They try to find every single moment that she's rolling her eyes. Every single moment that she's looking annoyed. But they were together for like a long, like since high school, right? I think since college. Maybe it does. I don't know. But like, I think college. Because I think she played soccer in college. But like, they just decide who the girl is. And then they search.

the entire internet to justify what that is. I think it's a little silly. But Mighty, too, she's, you know, I don't know if she's Spanish. I don't think she's white. But that only goes towards, really, the white girls. And I don't think I've seen that with any black girls. Seen what? Them doing that type of narrative. What, hating? Hating on a black girl? Like, saying that she's in it for the money like that.

I haven't seen it. I only seen it with white girls. Travis, Kelsey, his ex, they were saying she was with him just for the money. I just think it's weird when you got grown-ass people talking about these little kids as if you know them. They're not little kids. They're young adults. Based off clips, you don't know these people.

But this is what people do. This is what people do. People are so hungry for clout. They'll watch a clip with no context and then create a narrative or even go with the narrative that already exists and justify it. And if you just watch those clips based on what it says.

You do have a feeling. You do have an emotional feeling. You're like, oh, you know, this kid, like... Would you have that feeling if the internet didn't tell you to have that feeling? That's what I'm saying. The internet tells you to have it, and then you go with it, and it's very hard for you to reject it. Like, who notices shit like that? Like, by the way, she didn't get up. She got up when the mom got up or got up when he got up. Like, it wasn't no thing.

If nobody didn't notice that, who would pay that shit notice? Oh, no, the fucking relationship. She had a guy in the attitude when he was taking pictures. That happens all the time. That's why when you tell your girlfriend that you're going to do some shit like that and she says she want to go, you tell her, no, you don't. Okay? No the fuck you don't. He said, he's like, all right, if you want, go do something. Go shopping or some shit like that. You know what I mean?

There was another one I saw earlier in. Also, sorry to interrupt, but why are we acting like she's not used to him taking pictures? Exactly. You know what I mean? This shit is... But you know what? It might be new. This might be new for their relationship because they've been together five years. Yeah, but the last... Two years or three years. That's new though. Superstar. That's new. She got used to it over the last three.

People are arguing. They're like, that's not how you act when he's the highest. How you know? You ain't never date nobody that hot. That's what they're saying in the comments. You bum-ass chick on Instagram. Shut up. OK, you ain't never date nobody that hot. Leave him alone. You ain't got no.

Let's talk about the pops. You know, I thought AB, Antonio Brown had a great post on Twitter. He was like, why don't we focus on that beautiful video with the pops and not what's going on in their relationship. His pops is watching the thing on TV. Oh, I didn't see that. It's really beautiful. God damn, Taylor. You know Taylor going to hate me. Relax. I'm trying to mute it so when you guys do talk and the video doesn't go over y'all. Okay, let's hear it. Damn. But it's not working.

I don't know why. I don't know why it's not working. Like, for real, for real. The volume's on. Oh, God damn it. I'm looking at the signal. Say mute. All you have to do is click it right there. Click it. No, what are you talking about? It's very low. I don't know. We can insert it. Taylor, turn it up. This is beautiful. It's all the way up. It's...

That's all you want, man. You just want to have kids and have them grow up to be successful. And then when they grow up to be successful, you want to feel just like that. You want to feel you did your job. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's legit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just that. Dad, I love you. All the stuff you went through, man.

I look at your oldest son. I did it for you, man. I like that, kid. All the times that you didn't get to see me. All the times you came to see my games. From not seeing probably two games in high school to seeing me on TV every weekend and coming to see me, man. That means so much to me. I know you wanted to be here and you can't. But trust me, I got you. I'm bringing the trophy home. I love you. Let me tell you something, Travis.

My word of advice, Travis, Shador, any of them, get the fuck off online. Travis and he don't even listen to music. So if you don't listen to music, you should have no problem staying the fuck off social media because you are about to get so much motherfucking hate because that's just the way people are. People are miserable until you actually start making some goddamn money.

cheer for you when you're in college, when you're just a struggling college student. Soon as they start hearing how much your NIL deals are and they see you starting to buy shit that they could never get in their life.

That's when the hate going to start coming. And they find little ways to hate. They're like, oh, well, he's not really as good a receiver as he is a corner. It's like, shut the fuck up. That motherfucker, you know why he wasn't a Heisman? Because he's great on both sides of the ball. The fact that he can pick what he wants to do.

In the NFL, absolutely incredible. People just need to find a way to hate. That's right. It's actually sad that people can't reflect on it. The kid is an absolute stud. He's disciplined as hell. Yep. Playing corner is an incredibly difficult position. The amount of discipline you need to play at the collegiate level is insane.

And then to be an elite player on both sides of the ball is ridiculous. This guy's playing like a hundred snaps a game. Stupid shit like that. Come on, man. Yeah. And then people out here talking about like what his relationship... You don't give a fuck. That's the other thing. You don't care. You don't care about his relationship. If she is in for the money, you don't really care. You just want to see someone burn. That's right. That's literally all it comes down to. He went in too much.

That's it. He's winning too much, so you're finding a way, and then you pseudo-act like you're trying to protect him. Oh, we gotta look out for this. You're not looking out for him. You don't give a flying fuck about that guy. If he's on a team that you hate in the NFL, you're going to hate his guts. If he's on your team, you're going to love him. So cut this shit out. And don't think it's a coincidence that on the biggest...

moment, in the biggest moment of his life, the biggest weekend of his life. They're going to try to find something else. Absolutely. It's hate. That's all it is. It's built into humans. It's corny that we can't reflect on it. But you've got a kid like that. Again, keep in mind, he is a kid. Yeah. He's a kid. Young adult.

Everything that he's worked for in his life so far has led to this moment. He got it and they're trying to make it about something else. And the fact that he even has to address it. Like the literal advice to the both of them is do not let the internet affect your relationship. No. Do not answer them. Do not feel like you have to respond in any way. You guys have your relationship. It's been together for five years. I'm sure it's beautiful. I'm sure you guys like it. Who gives a flying fuck?

what the internet has to say about it. I wish he didn't respond. Me too. I wish he didn't respond. Now, I'm sure... No, I'm not sure. I imagine it's coming from the place where you want to protect your girl. Why? Fuck y'all! Fuck y'all! I understand if I'm saying, like, you don't think that he should... Fuck y'all!

These people don't care about him. They don't care about her. But you're right. But y'all are older. What you're basically doing is saying, if you keep talking about a relationship, I'll keep responding. That's right. And what you need to do is start to set a tone where it's like, I'm not. going to respond to the internet. Yeah. The only time I responded to the internet was I'm trying to make content. There you go. And guess what?

My relationship ain't. We got a podcast every week. We got Breakfast Club every day. It's always bullshit to talk about. Your relationship isn't or it is. It depends what it is. But there has to be a consistency. And you're a professional football player.

You don't got to put your relationship out there on the internet at all. That's right. That's right. That's right. And I guarantee you, Travis, all these motherfuckers that devote their life to the internet are going to get CTE before you do. I promise you. In the future, there's going to be some type of shit that we see. Yes.

The impact social media has had on people's brains. I'm telling you. You're right. There's no critical thinking skills, no nuance, no nothing. Like, this is ridiculous, man. Leave them just adults alone. Good for you. And very cool to shout out your pops in that, you know, very, uh.

You could have made that all about you. That's right. And you have every right to do it because you busted your ass to get to that point. Once it takes that moment to show some gratitude and appreciation to your pops that could not be there is a very selfless act. I agree. It takes a lot of strength to do that. I thought that was beautiful. What's no Willie with Diddy, Taylor? Will Smith just came out saying he wasn't the one. But the world we're in right now.

It's really hard for y'all to, like, discern what's real and what's true. You know? And I've been seeing y'all memes and stuff. You've been making memes. I've seen the memes. I said, no, some of that stuff is funny. Some of it's funny.

But I haven't addressed any of this publicly, but I just want to say this very clearly. I don't have... to do with puffy so y'all can stop all your memes I can stop all of that I ain't been nowhere near no damn freak off Yes, I do enough of my own don't be putting me in other people Whenever y'all hear it if somebody say that It's a damn lie. I don't even like baby oil. It identifies a lot of things.

Not that shit. All right? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Before you... Was anybody trying to tie him to Diddy? I didn't see it, so I don't know what he saw. There's a perfect. Nah, that's not true. I've seen a bunch of those. Oh, I haven't seen that. Yeah, Will was in a lot of memes. They was definitely saying, I don't know. They were saying Will a lot.

Yeah, they was saying Will was going to be on them tapes a lot. He not wrong. I can imagine if you're that person, you're getting tagged and stuff and seeing it a lot more than what we might see. I got it. I got it. I never saw it. I never. It never trended for me with Will. There's a perfect example of reacting to the internet where it's like, you think it's the biggest deal. That's right. But you just put it on. Now I'm looking for memes.

Yeah, I wouldn't have done that if I was one. Hell no. You know what I mean? It's not a big thing like that, the way it's like, oh, let me respond to that. Tyrese did that too.

What are you doing? Because they kept talking. First of all, here's the thing. Everybody get off the internet, bro. If you're a celebrity, especially a black celebrity, they're going to say you on the diddy thing. Yeah. Or you're not popping. You're going to get a bunch of that. The biggest insult to being a black celebrity right now is

to not be accused of being on anything. Because they're not even thinking about you. Absolutely, absolutely. So it's like for Tyrese to jump out there, Will to jump out there, I'm not giving nobody none of that. Also, stop acting like y'all never been at a Diddy party. Like, for decades, Diddy had the parties that everybody wanted to be at, especially all of us that weren't invited. It's the difference between a party and a freak off, though.

They say they left early, and I don't believe that. I never wanted to go to a Diddy party. Well, you said this shit from the beginning. You could be a man of the people or the man of the industry, but you can't be both. You are lucky you said that shit. You are lucky you said that shit. Listen, y'all can go document conversations with me and Diddy. There's a timeline of me and Diddy interviews where you see our relationship gradually changing.

Because Diddy was the guy who came up to the radio station wanting to fuck me up when I said last train to Paris was shake weight music. You know what I'm saying? Shake weight music is funny. I was like, that shit is some shit you listen to while you doing that motherfucking shake weight. Diddy came to the radio station yelling and screaming, wanting smoke. They had to put me out the back door.

Okay? Hey, I know a witch back then. Yeah, I'm just saying. So it's just like, you know, I never wanted to do that type of shit, no way. That shit is so corny. I don't care about going to no industry parties and all that shit like that. Get your own friends, man.

Just hang out with your friends. And by the way, that's how it's always been for us. And I wrote about that in my second book, but that's how it's been, right? Like, we came up, Schultz, in a time where all of us were trying to figure it out.

So we used to be together. Yeah. We used to be at the MTV World. We was walking to red carpet together. We was sitting together. If there was an after party to go to, we would go to that shit. There's an after party. We're just sitting off in the corner making fun of everybody else at the after party. That's the easiest thing. I remember we ended up in a gay after party. Yeah, that's right. I didn't know it was gay. That's how green we were.

At the standard. At the standard in LA. It's me, Schultz, Duval. Who else was there? I remember Paul was there, Paul Rich. Yeah, we're there and we're chilling. We're there and we're looking around. It's like a couple dudes, dancing dudes. We're like, hey, it's...

a lot of dudes in here. Duval was like, man, where is the hose? Ain't no hose in here, bro. Then we saw two dudes dancing. They start making out. We're like, yo, what the fuck? And then there was somebody in there who was acting like, oh. Y'all in here? I'll tell you after the bar. I'll tell you after the bar. He was like, oh. And I'm like, oh, what's up, man? Good to see you. But I'm still green. I'm not thinking nothing of it. And then.

I don't know who it was. I feel like Sophie Green performed that night. Maybe I'm making this up. I just remember somebody came in and started performing and it just clicked. To everybody at the same time. Oh, yeah, we're like, oh, this is a gay party. This is a gay party. We hit the wrong after party. We hit the wrong after party. We hit the wrong after party. So, yeah, I have been to a diddy party before.

Unintentionally. Unintentionally. And I remember us saying in the party, I remember we said it like, we turned to the dude, was like, bro, you know the dude that greeted us like, oh shit, like he was shocked to see us there. I'm like. Yo, you know this is a gay party, right? Yeah, yeah. And he was like, no. That's funny. That's funny. I'm telling you. When you got to pretend to be shocked. You got to pretend to be shocked. But my point is, we have created our own industry.

And we built an industry, right? Like this podcast thing didn't exist like this 12 years ago. So it's an industry now. So yes, we have become the industry. But we created our own. Like these are people. Like we got real relationships. That's it? I'm cool on that. Because none of them even want to be there, yo.

They just want to be seen at the thing. Yeah. And those are the most corny parties. Everybody's having fake conversations, just looking around for who the most famous person is. It's fun to experience when you first get into the biz. Don't get me wrong. It's fun to go to the cool things and be invited. But... when you realize that you will have way less fun there than you will just hang around with the homies. That's right. And the barrier of entry is easier now.

Like for the things that people want to do, right? People want to be screamers. They want to be podcasters. Even if you want to put out music, you can do it on your own. Yeah, before getting on TV was hard. You had to suck dick? They could hold it over you. You know what I'm saying? That's the only way. You had to suck dick. There was a time. It was on TV, bro. I know. That's what I was saying. We were on TV. I made sacrifices for all of you. Yo, get the Ask Your Idiots up right now.

I'm leaving here. I made sacrifices. He's a good friend, bro. Everybody on, though. Is we on? I kept getting TV shows. Is we on? Every single time. He'd be absolutely exhausted. How the fuck do I keep getting TV shows, Grinland? Doobo had a TV show? Everybody got a TV show. Sister, we on, baby. OK? Pete out here prospering. All right. Okay. The motherfucking 18. Okay. Okay. This guy's crazy. This is what I'm saying. Let's pay some bills and just come back and do Asking Idiots.

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But I would definitely say he's more book smart. Nah. You read more than me. Yeah, but I don't retain the information. I'll be honest with you. I don't retain no information. I read this shit and whatever sticks is what I feel like I'm supposed to know. Listen, if we look at our bank accounts, you are way smarter. I think we're just going to say Charlotte's smarter, but I got more street smarts.

No, he might be right. He actually might be right. No, I'm going to tell you why. I think growing up in New York and the things that they have to do in New York at such a young age, I think it does give you... I do. I never went to jail yet. That's extreme smart. That's white privilege. Come on, bro. I sold drugs, too.

I think we're burying idiots, bro. I think we're just in between. When I was in Spain, it wasn't real. I think we bought like a pound of weed. I made 15 euros or something total. I smoked most of it. Yeah, not the best dealers. All right, but what were you saying? I just think I don't think there's anything. I really don't. I truly believe this. I think the smartest people in the world know that they don't know much.

And the older I get, the more I grow, the more circles I'm around. I realize there's so much I don't know. And intelligence is subjective, right? Because... I'll just give you an example. You can be around a lot of elected officials, right? And they have been in this game for so long. Some of these people are governors. Some of these people are senators. Some of these people are, they at the top of the top.

And you're like... And the things they don't know. You're like, you guys are fucking idiots. You guys are... And it's not even that they're idiots. It's just that they are disconnected. They know what they know. And what they don't know, they don't know. But if the things that they don't know...

what they need to know in order to continue to fucking win elections. Yep. And just make connections with the people. 100%. And I think sometimes you can put yourself in a position where you're in a bubble. Absolutely. All you know is your circle and what's going on in your circle, and you think that's the world. And you got to step outside of that, man, and go to places where I'm from.

I'm from a dirt road in Monk's Corner, South Carolina. Some of the most interesting conversations, some of the greatest insights I get about the world is from those people in those areas. But that's why I think you're the smartest guy I've worked with. your ability to go from that circumstance to where you are now, that delta is really big. For a kid who went to Ivy League and his dad went to Ivy League, for them to make...

the amount of money maybe their dad made, I don't think is as hard. Do you see what I'm saying? But to go from, like, your situation to where you are now, you could say there's, you could say there's some, like, there's always luck. But consistent luck is... I get what you're saying. I think that's, to me, that's IQ. There's some sort of brilliance there that is allowing you to continually level up and change your lifestyle. So...

I think that's like the data proof for your smarts. Yeah. But I'm, I'm a celebrator of you. I, you know, so I, I, but I say the same thing about like little Duvall. I'm just like. This how do you have this kind of wisdom and you're coming from a situation? It's like pretty rough to come out of because of the situation But also but I stayed up on my mom like my mom came from like nothing and what she fucking came her a bit like

There is an IQ and a relentlessness and a talent that takes you from nothing to something. And it's easier to get from here to here or from here to here. I get what you're saying. I feel that way about comics, though. I feel like, you know, the ability to take things that are going on in the world and make them not just digestible and funny, but just make them something that people can understand. Like, oh. Yeah.

Did you see Chris Rock on SNL? Yeah, this is where Chris is great. Like, first of all, Chris is always great, but he, I think, really excels when you have these types of cultural moments. Yeah. You know, like, when you have something topical, newsworthy, he's gonna have a take. That you're not gonna see coming it but it might be what you're feeling like this is what he's always been So excellent at so it's cool to see him. I liked it I didn't I didn't I didn't I know it's a joke, but it's like

you're kind of feeding into the, eh, so what, the guy got killed. You know what I mean? To me, the way I interpret it is he's feeding into people going, so what, drug dealers get killed. He's more going like... These dudes on the corner get killed. Nobody seems to give a fuck. This guy's the biggest corner dude. This guy's selling all this. Well, I'll tell you. See, and I like that. That's why I like jokes. And I like breaking down jokes, right?

The reason I can push back on that premise is because drug dealers on the corner are actually doing something illegal. 100% right. This guy, Brian Thompson, God bless the dead. What's his name, right? Brian Thompson? Yeah. He wasn't doing anything illegal? He's doing something immoral.

But it's not illegal. It's not illegal. And this is the tricky thing where like joke, it's cool to always have jokes is because we all know it's immoral to deny somebody the help that they need to survive. Yeah. Right? We know like...

If you saw someone do that to someone on the street, like leave them dying, you'd be like, you are unethical, you're an immoral person. His essential job, right, as the head of a healthcare company is to, this is, I'm going to... frame this in the worst possible way but help the least amount of people while also charging them money right because they lose money

When they help everybody. Yeah. So it's how do we help the least amount of people while everybody still pays? If we help too few people, then they all stop paying. If we help too many people, we don't make any money and the shareholders are pissed. So. That is the way that he will be judged on his job. Yeah. And I think it's an immoral job. I think that it's an unethical job. And I think like.

Not everybody's fortunate enough to have a moral job. My mom would always say that to me. They'd be like, we're so lucky that what we get to do for a living is ethical. They taught dance lessons. Is ethical subjective? Uh... To a certain extent. Yeah. I think there are certain cultural leanings with ethics, but I think overall helping someone in need is a thing that...

human beings are instinctually inclined to do. Yeah. Like, just leaving somebody to die, I think, is just... I wonder how much of that he knows about. He has to know it. Yeah, he has to know it intimately well. in order to do his job. You said something interesting. He has to do this to keep the shareholders happy. Yeah, he doesn't have to keep, go, go, go. You're a great, great, great point you're about to make. Are they implicit? So this is the thing that's really interesting.

Of course they are. No. Yes, yes, they are. I'll put it like this. I met with my financial advisor. No, no. Whoever's calling the shots is complicit. If your CEO's complicit, the board, the shareholder's got to be complicit. The guy was like, we got this interesting investment opportunity around war drones. War drones are blowing up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

think i want to invest in wardrobe yeah volunteer right but yeah where do i invest in a health care company i'm kind of saying i need them to deny people for me to make my investment what you're bringing up is like a really interesting ethical dilemma Right. Which is, are we completely innocent if we're investing these companies that are doing unethical things? The tricky thing with that is like America, we are invested in when you buy a municipal bond or when you buy like a treasury bond.

you're investing in america like now you're responsible for whatever america does through that investment so that's right now i'm not saying that we aren't responsible but What I think is fucked up is the system. When there's a fiduciary responsibility to the shareholder and not your clients. To the people.

The responsibility of that CEO should be to the people that are paying for insurance to help them, not to the shareholders that might not even have the fucking insurance. That's why we hate politicians who have all these corporate donors. But now we're making a case for universal health care.

Which we should have. So, so, so, so, so. It should be in the hands of private companies. So the reality of the matter is that the bare minimum change that we should make is that a healthcare company should not be available on the stock market. There should never be a situation where that health care company is responsible to the shareholders.

and not the people it's helping. It should just be a public service. You can have a business. There's a pizza place that is a business. You can be a doctor. You can be a dentist. But the CEOs are still going to want to get as much profit in order to... improve their packages right like they they they will want to do it but what i'm saying is ethically and governmentally we shouldn't allow it do you cap

the CEO compensation? No, because what happens is when you do that, then you miss out on the talent. I don't believe that. Let's say you capped it at $3 million a year. You could find so many insanely... I don't think so. Well, listen, how much talent does it take to just be beholden to whatever the motherfucking shareholders are telling you to do anyway?

You're just a glorified gatekeeper. It's just an excuse. Now, if you're hiring real people to actually improve the health care system, that's different. But do you really need a whole lot of money to be a motherfucking gatekeeper? I mean, I think what we should do is have a version of basic health care for everybody and then also have private companies. And now if you sign up for UnitedHealthcare in this situation...

they better provide you some service because I got the basic shit. I'm coming to you for the extras. And if you're denying me for the extras and I'm paying you, fuck you, I'm out of here. Now the healthcare company's got us by the balls. Because there is no other option that guarantees it. And what's the point of taxes? Now we, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA. No, what are we paying taxes for if it's supposed to go to things like affordable health care?

We're paying taxes for the ship flying around New Jersey right now. You're right. You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. What do you think about pharmaceutical companies? Should they be publicly traded? So the pharmaceutical companies are a tricky thing because-

The majority of their budget is research and development. And they'll make the argument that there's no way that we could do this R&D if we don't have that type of investment, which I don't necessarily believe. But... I do feel like when you're incentivizing a pharmaceutical company to make more drugs, they'll find shit wrong.

in order to appease the stockholders and not the American people or the people of the world that you're trying to help. Who will find things wrong? The pharmaceutical companies. In other words, like, hey, we need a new drug so that more people buy our stocks. Restless leg syndrome. Let's solve it. That's right. Stop trying to solve shit that don't got to be solved. Right? They'll find a way to increase profits. But at the same time, if you don't incentivize...

the creation of new drugs, you won't get the drug that's curing people for AIDS. You won't get the drug that's curing people for cancer. It's really tricky. Schultz is so right, because think about it. They charge you a shitload of money for man-made pharmaceuticals. They charge you a shitload of money for holistic shit. Like, all of this stuff that is available to heal us, to cure us, it actually should just be free.

But motherfuckers want to make goddamn money. Well, it is in a lot of countries. Yeah. Well, we're talking about America. Alex, talk to them about Spain. Have you gotten health care instead? I don't have it personally. But it is a little. It is a little different. It's universal health care. And if you have the money, you can pay for additional private. America's making all of this money, right? And we're not even like a top, we're not even top 10 in the world.

As far as health care. Yeah, but what we are is number one in the world in research and development of pharmaceutical drugs. So the rest of the world benefits from all the money, the billions of dollars that the health care companies here.

uh, spend in developing of these drugs. But they kill, the pharmaceutical drugs are killing us. Not all of them. Not all of them. A lot of them. No, but some are really helping. You were just talking about it before when we were talking about statin, right? Like, I want statin for my cholesterol. Me too. Don't tell me anything bad about that.

But no, it could be side effects. You can fuck with your kids. I don't want to know about it. I don't want to know about it. Don't talk about it. I don't want to know about it. I never heard anything. I was with one of my homies this weekend. He don't want to be on statin. So he told the doctor. What are the holistic methods? But this guy's got a lot of money, so it's different for him. What I'm saying is he don't want to do the statin.

I'm on the statin and I work out and I try to eat right and all of that other stuff. My whole point is this pharmaceutical shit that they're giving us, they're killing us slow too. There's no question that that is the case.

But there's also no question that there's been some amazing advancements in the medical field that would not happen without the financial incentive. The GPL ones or whatever they're called. I don't know enough about it. That's like the Ozampics and all that stuff? Yeah. I'm microdosing one of those right now. What is that?

Yeah, it's like the ones you give it the shot. It also does anti-inflammatories. All this shit bullshit because they can't give me a cock like that guy on point of. Why can't I take a pill and just get a big ass motherfucking dick? And the podcast. We almost solved...

But if you don't end the podcast and I'm going back to my daughter, I wish y'all a Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. See y'all in the new year, y'all. Yes, sir. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant.

Brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Idiots Podcast. Thank you for listening.