Donkey up the day. Damn the he hoging. I'm trying to be dunkey today. No more did they should have they should be impassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these days. He called donkey of the day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn Solomon, who got the donkey out of the day to day? Okay, tail, let's drop on a clues box for Taylor putting together new Donkey to day intros. Okay, Donkey today for Friday, February twenty fourth goes to Belinda H.
Miller of Augusta, Georgia. Belinda's fifty years old, grown woman, seasoned, Okay, knows what she wants and how she wants it, and if she doesn't get it, I'm sure she's not happy about it. And I totally understand. Okay. What you kids don't realize is those of us born in the nineteen hundreds grew up on the Burger King slogan having your way. Okay, yes, long before the me Goes and Drake were having that way, we were having ours. And that's really a slogan that
applies to more than just Burger king. Okay, you go to fast food restaurants. You want what you want and anything else is uncivilized. Okay, words at y'alls Barkley and the right Guard commercials from the nineteen hundreds. But it's certain things you expect from certain fast food restaurants. When you go to Chick fil A, you expect immaculate service
and for your order to be absolutely correct. So imagine going to Chick fil A and ordering the four piece chicken scripts with a large wafer fry and Polynesian sauce, heavy on the Polynesian sauce. But imagine the disappointment one would feel if they forgot the Polynesian sauce. Okay, you a mile up the road, gotta get back off the highway busser you turn to get back to Chick fil A to get to the Polynesian sauce because you can't even eat the chicken scrips without the Polynesian sauce. That's
high level FD. Y'all know what FD is, right, Fast food disappointment. Okay. F D is one of the worst things one can experience because most of the time when we order in fast food, we're doing it on the go, and it's comfort food and we want to be comforted, and when the things we want for comfort aren't provided,
how can we not be disappointed? McDonald's ice cream machine being broke f D when these fries not hot after saying you want fresh hot fries f D. Krispy Kreme hot now like not on when you pull up to it FD. But Belinda Miller, what Belinda Miller went through is high level FD, the kind of FD that one might need some therapy for a lady to see. Jamel, I know that you have an affinity for Popeyes, right, I love Popeyes. Let me ask you a question. What's
your go to Popeye's order? Three piece spicy red beans and rice, doctor pepper, that's to go to? Yeah? So what could be missing from that order that would disappoint you? Okay, So I'm not a sauce person, So when you were laying that out, I definitely understand fast food disappointment. Like I eat my chicken strips or chicken nuggets or you know, chicken tenders, no sauce, Jesus Christ. So I wouldn't have
been disappointed at all. I'd have been like, oh cool, I'm the same, no sauce my nuggets or chicken fingers either. Y'all should never be allowed to on a fire arm. What why don't you sauce? No wow unless it's Chick fil a, Chick fil a all day? But outside of that, na no, no says nothing wow. There's a little so pepper. Yeah, that's it, Like fries no ketchup? I just need sa Yeah,
I'm saying like fries, no ketchup pepper. Well, let's go to f Let's go to ABC six for the report, please to see what kind of women is arrested and the kids to driving her car into a restaurant. Melinda Miller was arrested today for lesley ramming her fud through the wall of Popeyes on the wall from way. Investigators say the fifty year old continued driving her vehicle through the doors of the building and did not stop until the breed blocked her from moving forwether. No woman was heard,
but a woman inside the restaurant was almost hit. Melinda Miller, it's hard to protacivated the salt of the first three from a bl banage to property. Now. I know the audio wasn't the best, but Belinda ran her car into a Popeye. You know why she ran her car into a Popeyees because they forgot her biscuits. That is the item M that would lead to major f d s. See, you got to hear both sides, because as that story was being played, I was thinking, I bet it's a reason,
and I bet it's a good work. I was like, I need to hear both sides of this. They forgot her business. You listen, you can't the biscuits. You got one jobs. That's what I'm saying, don't forget the biscuits. I've been really doing my best in twenty twenty three not to say the N word anymore, Okay, been trying not to call people of any race the N word. I just want to eliminate the N word from all
my timelines and every multiverse that I exist in. But when nigga's nigg on this level of nigga, you must allow me an exception. Okay. There's a reason that I have historically called this establishment Popeyes Chicken and Nigga cookies. Okay. See, the Popeye's biscuit is proof that a lot of black people don't really want the piece they say they want, all Right, The Popeye's biscuit is proof that we might be Glutton's for punishment. Because I've gotten old. I've come
to the conclusion that the Popeye's biscuit is overrated. Fight me, oh, I will fight you. Let's scrap right now. Biscuits with their breakfast sandwiches are better. See biscuits are better. And Bojangles Jangles rights chicken biscuit. Yes, that's what I'm saying, man from heaven, that Bolberry biscuit. Come on now, absolute fire washing Popeyes on every level. Okay, the Popeye's biscuit is a weapon, all right, that's what it is. Let it see me in disrespect, Let it sit for a day,
and then throw that blood object at somebody day. Just that's your first problem. Well, don't even let it sit. Just take it right off the box and throw it at somebody's head. If you hit the person in the head, you're gonna get arrested for murder because they're gonna die. I not feel very vindicated over my no sauce take because that's one of the worst food takes I've ever heard. Listen them, biscuits are overrated, okay, and if you miss the person that you threw the biscuit at when that
hard ass nigga cookie shot at a window. You're gonna get arrested for a Sultan battery would intend to kill? Okay, the Popeye's biscuit is a weapon of mass destruction. Don't believe me eat it with no drink. Bet you never eat it with no drinking now, exactly, y'all won't do that challenge? Don't take to try to eat as many Popeyes biscuits as you can with no drink. I bet you can't just even eat one. I'm not sure what really the issue I have currently with Popeyes. They did
this a while ago. I need y'all to bring back the Cajun rice. They took it off the menu, and I'm upset about this. So Cajun rice have I need y'all to symbol because I wanted it brought back. Y'all brought you know, McDonald's brought back that nasty ass mcgrib right. Bring back Cajun at Popeyes right now? Telling band the biscuits and bring back Cajen right. And I'm gonna be honest with you what I think happened to Belinda because there's a manager at Popeyes. When you read the story,
she told police that before the crash. The mistake was corrected and Belinda got her biscuits, but she was still unhappy. I got a theory that Belinda got her biscuits, but she forgot her drink and she was actually choking on a nigga cookie. Lost control of her SUV and that's how she ended up crashing into the Popeyes. Either that, are you simply all what you eat? And wait? Belinda was about to buy NBC. Is that what happened? That's that's what we're going, NBC staying for nigga biscuit cookie.
All right, that's what I think happening. Belinda was eating a nigga cookie and and now I'll be Because of that, we have one of the most classic nigga moments in American history. You're about to experience a nigga moment. What your defines the nickea moment as a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical nigros acting theological self destructive. I e. Like a nigga happy black history mo off, y'all, please give Belinda H. Millard to sweet
sounds of Hamletones. Oh No, you are the dogee of the day. Well, the dogee, oh the day. Ye. I learned a lot about y'all this morning. Y'all don't like sauce with y'r chicken scribe, and y'all like Popeye's biscuits. I used to like Popeye's biscuits when I was childish. But you know you put away child, away child books. I grew up, you know what I mean, put the
childish ways behind me. All right, Well, thank you for that donkey today, Yes, Donkey to Day is brought to you by the law Office of Mike Go s Lamming Saut. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty on your cell and say the bull. If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five bull from your cell and say the bull.