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drunk text the other night from an old classmate. It better be phenomenal. Now what did that that that class me see to you? You gotta take your mask off to talk him? Oh sorry, I'm just so used to it. Um. So, yeah, it was like three o'clock in the morning. It's one of y'all texting me pertaining to the show. But what do they do and text you at three o'clock. I would never be texting, but not necessarily done. But like

other producers, I was trying to do alle ahead. So I'm thinking to somebody from the show to talk about work, because usually it's only me and God at that time. And I look and the name I'm not gonna say it, but it was somebody I haven't spoken to and like since I graduated. And when I opened it, I could already tell it's a full paragraph like that. When you got to scroll along, it's like he's like, oh, long drunk text. Yes, he was telling me about like somebody

who passed away. I have no idea that He's like, oh, I wish I did this ten years ago, but I like you, And like in between he's dropping like that don't even make sense, and that he took a picture of what I wrote in our yearbook and he was like, oh I saw this, and I just thought the timing was right, blah blah blah. And then like ten minutes later he techn me back, girls, I didn't do that right. That wasn't a good drunk text. That was a story.

It was frantic good drum texts when you send somebody something and you know you'd be like, yo, um, I want that, pissy. That's a silly drunk text. The thing is a woman hit you and be like, yoall want that dump? Like dump you're talking about you mean, but let's open the phone lines eight five A five one oh five, and we're talking drunk text. We're talking some more. If you set one by accident, maybe you receive something. Let's talk about it. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning,

the Breakfast Club. It's topic time because the phone called eight hundred five eight five one oh five. Want to join it to the discussion with the Breakfast Club. Talk about it morning. Everybody's DJ Envy Charlomagne, the guy we are the Breakfast Club. Now if he's just joining us, of course, Nori's here. He is our guest host for today and we're talking drunk text. You know, he's from Drake Champ, so we're talking drunk texts. Now. Have you guys ever received a drunk text on the Drunk Masters

right there? Old time name one? Just you know, we've been having amazing years and just like just our brothers just hitting us in saying thank you. You You know, I've been able to give sixteen people jobs, you know what I'm saying, even more than when I've been rapping. So I just always every now and then, like I'll give somebody a bonus or something like that, or someone who just text men, you really really a real one. And I prefer that much more than the street Texas when

they say you're a real one. Um from text me know one time he's like, yo, y'all love you, bro, I want to thank you for everything that you do. I'm like, what did you thank me? Which it might be thank yoused to Yeah, yeah, and then that's that's that's good like every you know. Um, I like to say, we didn't make up the phrase giving out flowers. We made it famous, right, and the way y'all do it is stupid. Fly when y'all do the the gold flower,

I'm gonna tell you when it means the most. When you see God bless the dad damn right, God blessed the dead gangster. Yeah, definitely, it really hits and take off too, you know what I mean? Yeah? But um so, what I like to say is drunk Texas are necessary because sometimes it's something that you really mean, like like like like my homegirl just said, like maybe this guy really meant that, really wanted to say that attention. He didn't have the courage and you know Asian Spade and

Sarak gives you that courage, you know what I mean. So, um so, I think it's necessary became to the Tina. Um, I think it's necessary and I think it's dope to give people flywers. I think it's really you know, I really knew envy when he had an MPV. You know what I'm saying, He really uh, I really no, no, Montero, Monterro. I'm sorry. MPV was I'm putting your car, always pulling my car, you know what I'm saying. But um, and

to see where he's at, that's beautiful. So when I see him, you know, doing the car shows, and I always try to like either I participate or try to participate, and it's just dope for me. It's dope to see where you came from. It's dope to see the evolution of a human. You know I'm saying, because human that stays are the same, it's just they dead. They're dead. So drunk textas are necessary. I'm sorry to make text deep. I just there's no one else who didn't make drunk

texting deep. I gotta I got a drunk text about a year ago. I think I told you it was another DJ, and I guess he was. I hope he was texting a young lady. Tell me who the DJ was. I'm not telling you. If he tell you, I tell you right now. He texted me, y'all, can't wait to get that ass right. True story. I don't seed the problems. You got to prove this was a true story. And I guess he caught himself later a couple of hours later,

he was like, no, my bad bro for you. He gave you two hours to response, and then he realized, like, damn if he ain't gonna give me no action, so let me clean this. But it was drunk sex. He was drunk, and he meant to text lady tell you it was I'm not gonna do that too. I'm not gonna meet Jasmine. Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning. You were drunk, texted Jasmine girl. Yes, man, I have sent the fifty sec um. I you know, I had an idea of what I was doing, but I didn't

get the outcome that I was hoping for. Yeah, it was it was more like, uh, what are you doing it? Yeah? Because good morning? You know. And I don't think people realize what people don't. Women don't realize when you say pissy instead of the other word. It throws people off, especially after that young man. You know what I'm saying. After that young Miami interfew would treat it. You gotta be careful. You hit here to do a talk about you gonna get this pissie. No, you're not gonna be

on me. Hello. Who's this? Hey? This is Cozy from Detroit. What's up? I was drunk and I picked my boyfriend mom tell her I was gonna be her as WHOA? How do you make up for that? I text your boyfriend's mom, You're gonna be the How do you make up for that? One? Yeah? That's that's weird. I was your pause, I mean not pause, but don't curse. I was drunk, but yeah, it was hard, like you had to have a whole conversation about it everything. Damn it? Man,

all right, I wanted a frist about who was you? Who? Did you mean it? Or did you really mean that? I meant to say this for my boyfriend. You meant to tell your byfriend I'm gonna beat your mom's ass. No, I mean to tell him. Oh, well, I'm gone. You could have been saying some other wild stuff. You know what I mean? You're gonna have told your boyfriend mom? Now would be Hello, who's this? Hi? I see more? I for medium? Sorry? Now you're drunk? Texted what did

you do? Mama? So I'm all that work, but my man is now certainly say he was gone for a bit work. I was out with the girl. We were speaking and he talk so I start had some slips of me and Towers and all said the whole network. Well my not name, that's with Jay and so that's my Stepfrothers. So I actually my stepfrother Wow, I was drunk and now I have to see a holiday and he wins back. Drunk your phone sound crazy? So was you? You sent a naked picture, the naked video to your

fiance's brother. Correct, sound like you're trying to blame it on alcohol. It sound like you meant to do that alcohol. Yeah, but it sounds like you meant to do it like you you know, you just blame it on alcohol, but you're feeling his brother a little bit. Hello. Who's this? Hello? Dad? What's up? Bro? We're talking? Uh drunk text? Uh yeah yea the last year you knowing you no, you could get drunk a lot the girl pretty much. But now yo, he made him get So that's crazy. He said he

wanted the girl to defecate on his face. Don't he take what he wanted to go to sit on his face. He said, Oh, that's crazy. I thought we enjoyed that. I thought we was beginning out here. I don't know boot the game was making people don't sol so it was out of tracking. I no longer dripping close to back up, dripping five five one on five one. We're talking drunk texts and been going sober afterwards. It is nuts goes together, Scared Straight, Scared Straight program. It's the

Breakfast Club. Good Morning called me into the breakfast club topic. Come on, I did five five one five one morning. Everybody is d J n V Charlemagne the guy. We are to Breakfast Club. We get our guest hosts and or E. Norri's here now if you just join us, we're talking about sending drunk text. Now, what are y'all looking at? Viral Baby Lucy, the Jasmine brand. I was just looking at the Jasmine brand. They put up a headline Future allegedly upset that Drinke did an album. Betweenty one, shi'

says Nori. This just happened. Shout to Jack that we said allegedly. Yeah, man, already it's all good. But we're talking drunk text now. Of course, have you ever said a drunk text to somebody and and regretted it? Or maybe you didn't regret it, maybe you don't care. Hello, who's this? Or we're talking drunk text? You sent one out? Problem, I got one, man, I received one? What you got it from? What's his name? No? I was out no old acquaintment and uh after that happened, returning oh my

gosh from uh and hate you. You ain't, but a do like that in a few minutes later, like where you at wanted to see you. It was just like a cocaine text here. That's not like a cocaine. That don't sound like alcohol. That sound like cocaine for real, man, cocaine take you to the mood, Twins. I'm gonna be ask with you that story with whack horrible. Hello, who's this? Hey? For Hannah, Hey mama, we're talking drunk tech. He's sending a drunk text to somebody. I didn't send one, but

my acting college send anyone? What is saying? He just said, Hey, what's up is this? Diana? I said, yeah, how are you? And he responded, you married? That's all That's all y'all got. Hello, who's this? You know it's Jimmy from New York. Jimmy from New York. We're talking drunk textas wander brother, all right, I don't, but personally, I just think the drink gives you, like the confidence to send off the text that you always wanted to send off. You know what I'm saying,

It just so happened. You get those texts like four three in the morning and that don't look kind of weird. But other than that, if that people be wanting to say. You know what I mean, are you saying the guy the DJ who's saying envy the text and he want that ass he really wanted to send that Oh my goodness, absolutely word Now I feel you. I don't think so at all. I think he was trying to say to another lady. And then I said another lady, A lady who I like this. I listen, I love this. This

is progressive, bro, whatever you identify as that support. Oh my goodness, Hello, who's this? Hey? What's up? I don't even need to be on air, but I want to know how sim Sima responded to that drunk text. Dying to know how she responded. This must be the person the gentleman come in sim So, now if you just joined us, sim Simon wanted to produces a pair. I got a drunk text a couple of days ago from somebody she went to high school with. Yeah, and what she didn't say is that the guy was white and

she's black. And at some point in the text he said black lives mother, and it confused her. He said, want to black lives mother. But that's why I was gonna say. I can already tell that's not the person who text me because that's not the voice of a white man. Oh so, how did you reply to the to the gentleman, Well, because he was white, I had no interest in going. But he was cool side, That's what I'm talking about. So I text him and I lie to I was like, I'm in a serious relationship,

but you know, I don't mind catching up. We could talk like I link with you. And then he texted me back and he was like, what did he say? He said, um lashes for Tim Simon, the last zero lashes. He said, zero lashes for you. He's happy, basically, So what's some more of the story. There was a young lady that says she texted up ball but Son and asked how big his penis was, but she we lost up by the way. That By the way, that's not drunk texting. You really want to know how big somebody's

penis is. A drunk text is when you mess up a word. You know what I'm saying? Are you? You might be overly emotional and you might say something that you regret sending, but that's not drunk texting. Just say you want to see what the ball with penis look like. That's all I want to get some cut to the person who does to cut so lost some more of the story. We get some trim. No. You know why I haven't lived that. I know because I learned from

people before me. So I've always been super paranoid about that. When I saw it wasn't step to go to jail back in the day for that fat joel I got. I'm super back in the day. That was five years ago. But I thank god from my financial team Lifeline Financials moved the humble and Lord and everybody over there like no, by the grace of God. No, Well, somebody is getting that knocked because they allegedly, oh four millions. We'll talk about it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club.

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