The "Flesh Flavored" Vegan Burger...

for yourself? Is your born day to day too? Okay? You see me out here with my shorts above my knees. Now when I sit down, they ride up right all the time. Meat is out. Get a close up, Nick, get a closer for the easts. Nick. Okay, Let the street see this thumb meat okay, and become looking at my No, come here, man, Do my thighs make you hungry? Look? Look? Look, look, look look do my thighs. Do my thighs make your mouth water? Did they make your stomach growl? No? If

the answer is yes, you're not gay? Are cannibal? Okay? Listen to what I said. I said, do my thighs make your mouth water and your stomach growl. Those are signs of hunger. So if you see this thigh meat I'm showing and you got hungry, you're a cannibal and you want to eat me? Okay, Oh, don't think that they're on people out here who desire it taste the human flesh, because they're absolutely is. People out here desire to taste the human flesh. And that is why we

are here today because the curve that hunger. This sweetest plant based company called oomp has created a fresh flesh, flesh flavored burger. Did you hear what I just said? I said for all you cannibals, who I guess the unturned vegan. The sweetest plant based food brand has created a flesh flavored burger. I can't make this kind of stuff up. Would you'd like to hear the commercial for it? We'll here you go, will term plants into any mouth

watering meat? You can imagine this Halloween, who bring you the scariest plant based food ever? Plants based human needs. He's a be scary, but relax because it's plant based, no human needs, plant based burger. Do you dare to taste it? Wholly available this Halloween because otherwise it would be creepy. Oh it's it's not creepy any other day. It's what are you talking about? This flesh flavored burger won a Silver Brand Experience Award at the Cannes Lions

Festival of Creativity last week. That's where I was at. I was at the cans Lions Festival of Creativity and Canns, France last week, representing my company's Black effecting my amazing partners here at iHeartRadio, and they had all these activations, amazing activations, you know. I spoke on some panels with my good sister Dolly Bishop. I learned a lot. But if I would have known about this this activation, I

would have stopped by. And the reason I would have stopped by because I need to know who are these humans who have actually eaten other humans to know that this plant based burger actually taste like human flesh. See. I experiment with plant based things, So if someone gives me plant based chicken plant based beef, I clearly have eaten real beef and eating real chicken to know what

it tastes like. Who it is individuals walking around this third rock from the Sun with us who have eaten actual humans to know this own burger that tastes like human flesh. Slaps. Okay, Now for all the cannibals listening, sleuth, all the cannibals who listened to the Breakfast Club. If you're concerned the special edition plant based human flesh isn't

realistic enough, do not fear. A spokesperson said they've done their best to make sure it's as lifelike as possible, crafting it from soya which I've never heard of, mushrooms and wheat protein, as well as plant based fats, and a mysterious I mix, mysterious spice mix. As if the human flesh y'all was eating wasn't mysterious enough. This is why another eight mystery meat. Who in this room was ever eight meat that was labeled a mystery Raise your hands, nobody. Okay,

somebody's lying. The conspiracy theorists in me is saying they are making this plant based human flesh tasting meat to confuse the zombies. Okay, when the zombie apocalypse happens, you throw some of that plant based human flesh of them. It might keep them off fuss. But the conspiracy theorists in me is always believed that mystery meat was human flesh. All Right, somebody tells me it's mystery meat, I ask, why is it a devil damn mystery? What secret are

you keeping? You can't tell me what type of meat this is because you know it's jamala tyrone? All right. I truly believe that a lot of these people go missing because in this world there are humans who have a literal hunger for other humans. And don't think for one second, don't think for one second that we roll v you weight overturned, and you're forced to women to

have babies they can't afford to have. They won't be concealing their pregnancies, carrying these babies, determ having them, and selling the flesh on the black market for these animals to have their human versions reveal. I'm sorry my brain works this way, but it just does. Okay, I think this company needs to be investigated, all right. That scary ass advertisement that was released on Halloween Eve in twenty twenty one, does that not sound like the Devil is busy?

And the fact that a spokesperson had to say no humans were injured in the development of this product. Yeah, because they came to you already dead. All right. You didn't injure them to eat them, but somebody did. If you have to tell people no humans were injured in the development of this product, then guess what. Some humans were probably injured in the development of this product. Okay, this is one of those mornings when I wish we was on TV. All right, but we're gonna put this

on YouTube later. Nick, you have to put the commercial into this Donkey of the day, okay, because you have to see this commercial to people have to see this commercial. It's a It's a dimly lit hallway with a figure walking towards the doorway, and then this cook preparing some meat. And on the screen it flashes plant based human flesh and then't the words be scared, and then the words relax, and then it Dare's view was tasted. This is going

to do one of two things. Either help cannibals who have turned vegan are make people who never had real human flesh eat this and then wonder what real humans taste like. Oh oh oh, y'all think the hoochie daddy phenomenon on social media is a coincidence. No, they setting you up. They got you out here showing off your thighs because they're looking for their next meal. Now we have the audio from the chef and a co founder of this company, and Ken Lyndon, let's hear what you

had to say. We can make oo taste like enemy. You can ever imagine this Halloween. We have challenged ourself. We have stepped it up and the most scary thought we have actually never taste the really dreman meat. That's mean, it's too crazy to life. Yeah, so what we have done and we have research loft. I went into to my kitchen and start to see how close I could come. And then we're having so profeing last room sweet profing,

some stark and some secret spicing. I'm pricking off telling the world it's so it's a good burger, that man said. The developing of a plant based burger that tastes of human meat was exciting and a little bit scary. Scary for who I'm the one who is scared because there's people on this planet actually eating people, because how else would they know that this plant based burger actually tastes like humans. I don't know what's going on in this world people, but we better pay attention. And I also

want you to know this. If you eat ass, you're flirting with being a cannible. He'll shut up. Man, Please give this company the biggest he hall. Now it's four people in this room, mother than me, DJ nv Red, who's also celebrating the b it's not Nicar cameraman in Brandon that it is so disrespectful that you did not see Brandon. If he's the darkest brother in this room, that's our god, that's our brother. Are from gdan, I can't see the breakfast cause that's disrespect I didn't see it.

How many times if the light's been off, Brandon people say they couldn't and they told exactly that's disrespectful. Now who in here has ever thought about eating another human? Like actually consuming them? Like? But okay, you know what, never mind, all right, I'm just saying, y'all need to stay walk out here, people. All right, it's going down in these streets. All right, y'all think this hohuci daddy short thing is some type of social media phenomenon. No,

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