Man On Plane AirDrops D-ck Pic To Flight Passengers

good old Southwest. I know the name of that airline sounds like the name of one of Kim and Kanye's kids, but it's not. It is an airline along with Spirit that I refused to travel, simply because my experiences with both airlines have not been pleasant. Now, I haven't flown Southwest in a long time, so maybe things have changed. But back in my day, okay, a little over a decade ago, I flew Southwest Airlines once and realized they weren't for me. Okay, simply because I need a sign seating,

all right. I don't know who at Softwest Airlines came up with the bright idea of open seating, but I do not recommend. Okay. I don't know if they still do this, but once you get on board, you choose any available seat. No, no, no, okay, it's it's giving musical chairs and I don't got time for that. All right. When it comes to flights, humans us Homo sapiens need all the organization we can get. Okay, we need direction. Okay. You can't just put us somewhere and say figure it out. Okay.

Getting a seat on the Softwest Airlines flight in twenty twenty two, I can only imagine feels on a lot of levels, like a squid game challenge. All right. You can't just put us on a flight and say every man, woman,

and day for themselves. Okay, that was my experience. If things have changed, God bless, but Southwest is not my couple to kill it now, This guy, Lawrence Martin decided either a Softwest Airlines doesn't have enough in flight entertainment RB he doesn't approve a Southwest Airline snack selection, so he decided to show the plane what they should eat. Okay, because this man Lawrence Martin, this past Saturday, while traveling on a flight from Detroit to Denver, from d to

D decided to share his D with the plane. What do you mean, uncle shla, He decided to share his D with the plane. You know what I'm talking about? Okay, that dudy, that deadly, that dang lang, that dankle, that dipstick, that dog bone, that donket cong depending on the size, this man, Lawrence Martin air dropped the photo of his penis that every possible device on the plane. You can't make this kind of stuff up. Okay, Lawrence Martin's in

a picture of him receiving some slap it topic. Okay, a bj fallacio and it was sent in the middle of the flight that anyone with an Apple device in range, and yes, that included children, two of which was sitting directly behind him. Now, what is the protocol when a penis is air dropped the passengers on the flight? Well, flight attendants were quickly alerted by a woman who received and accepted the air drop requests. First of all, I

don't accept anyone's air drop requests if I don't know them. Okay, I don't know why my phone even has that setting to receive everyone's air drops, but I've definitely been out and received one of those notifications. And I hit the nine. If I don't know you, I'm not accepting your damn air drop. Okay. And if you don't know me, why would you be air dropping me something? See the problem with some of y'all. You spent your whole life you listen to your uncle Charlat for a second. Y'all spent

your whole life understanding you shouldn't talk to strangers. But now it was a dotes. All you do is practiced the bad habit of talking to strangers because of these damn smartphones. No stranger danger exists on all these social media platforms and in the former air drops, and I don't want no parts, okay, Stranger danger, stranger danger. Now. The woman who first dropped the dime on Large said she was seated near him when Kay saw his iPad had air drop open and knew it was him immediately.

When confronted by a flight attendant, Lawrence apologized and said he was just having a little fun. First of all, in regards the ones penis, don't ever refer to anything having to do with your penis as a little fun. Okay, We over here having big fun, like Vanessa Hostable and

her friends did when they went to go see the wretched. Okay, all the young old gis get that reference immediately for you kids, Season six, episode twenty two Cosby Show, Thank me later, Lawrence, your idea of fun is to let your little Harry Canary, your little love muscle, your little pink cigar just be air dropped in random people on the plane. Now, when I was growing up in the nineteen hundreds, we had something we called the black eye witness.

And the black eye witness was the guy a gal you would see on the news who witness said crimes in the hood. And for whatever reason, news stations would always find the black eye witness to detail what they saw, and they were hillary us as hell. Well, in these here two thousands, eyewitness has taken the black eye witness to spot and they don't have news stations and news crews running up on them. They have white eyewitnesses with

TikTok's and instagrams. And there was a woman on this flight whose name is Daddy Strange three three three, and she received Lawrence's piss her in the formative of an airdrop, and she disgusted. Let's listen, so I'm talking to this guy. We're just making friends whatever. And I say to him, oh my god, I just got an air drop. Should I open it? And He's like, no, dumb ass, and I was like, oh no, I'm super curious, and I

said from Larry's iPad. And as I'm talking to him, I was like, I shouldn't do this, but I'm so curious. I see that the guy next to him so across the idle I've had open with all of his like it has like air drop on there, like he was stelec Tke airdrop people. And I was like, no way, I think it's this guy and he was like and so I accepted, and there it was. It was a picture of like a woman's face getting Larry head and like a wo woo boo peep at the bottom whatever.

And so I was like, what the fuck? And I look over and I said are you Larry? And he said yes I am. I was like, did you mean to send me this? And he said yes I did. And I said are you sending to everybody? And he said yes I am. There's like a child, like a seven ish maybe right behind him and a teenager right behind him and he knows this. And I was like, Larry, get your inn together stopped and then he said, oh, I'm sorry, and I said, just Screez tries to explicit

content not allowed. And I was like Mary once again, why are y'all accepting air drops from people? Y'all don't though, we really have forgotten everything we learned in kindergarten. Two things we need to bring back that we learned in kindergarten. Number one, do one to others is they have done unto you? The golden rule. Okay, please remember the golden rule. And number two, don't talk to scranges. All right, let's again, come on, they send you the air drop, they give

you the option to accept the decline. You don't have to open it. But I'm not victim blaming here. I'm just trying to give you some game on how to avoid that in the future. Now, when the plane finally landed, Lawrence was it off the plane by the FBI and bought in for questioning. And there's only one question that needs to be asked, and that is why. Well, he already answered it because he wanted to have a little fun. Well, let's see how much fun being registered as a sex

offender for the rest of your life is. Let's see if you air dropped that danger registered sex offender sign lives here to random people, some donkey of the days just sell themselves. Please let Remy Mark give Lawrence Martin the biggest he ha he ha he ha, You stupid mother? Are you dumb? All right, now, let's get to it. It's Friday, so you know what that means. All right, freak freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. Now deep breath, freaky freaky

freaky Friday questioned itself, as somebody air dropped you? Huh what what's the question? I know what the question is. I want to hear you say it. What is it? Has somebody air dropped you a picture of their penis? Now? When I, uh, when I said it was to be freaky Friday, you sighed. And the reason you sighed is because you know that we want to ask this question. So I would like to ask you first and foremost. Dj N by Rashawn Casey. Has someone ever a dropped

you a picture of their penis? The floor is yours? Now, I never told nobody this, so how do I know? Liar? I mean, I told you behind the scenes, but yes, yes, somebody has. It was actually, uh two weeks ago a friend. You said it was a friend. I did not say it was a friend, I said I. I did not. I said I was flying back from Houston. This was my caution. When Houston it was was not Southwest, it was actually Delta. And it was a lot of my people's, you know, on the flight. You know, my manager, June,

my assistant, Mercedes, my wife. There was so many of us on the plane. My daughter was on the plane. It was so many of us. Now my iPhone, it's not my name, it's you know. It's like, I mean, I can say this, say what it is. You said it, all right, it's dad. We come back, Dad, when we come back. All right. I'll tell the story when we come back. But the question is eight hundred five eight five one to five one. Has somebody ever air dropped you a penis pick? Call us now, it's the Breakfast Club.

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