So Mandy, it's freaky Friday.
Got that.
Look, I'm gonna freak.
That call in down. Eight hundred five eight five, one oh five one. We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club morning.
Everybody is cej nd Charlamagne to God. We are the Breakfast Club. It's Friday, and you know what that means.
It's freaking freaky, freaky Friday.
Freaky freaky freaky Friday.
Question and let the record show Nvy's born day is Sunday.
It is Sunday.
He's celebrating the day because of course we're not here on Sunday all Monday, right, And he chose this topic. This is what he wanted to talk about. I feel like you're projecting, Jess. What do you think he's telling us what you got planned for the weekend?
No, I don't. I think he has a nice, wholesome weekend plans with his wife and kids. There you go, yes, And when he goes home, they're going to serenade him with nice gifts.
There you go, gifts that he may lose, you know what, he may lose them.
And it's right, but well, the topic today is eight hundred and five eight five one oh five one. A new study claims more Americans are being hospitalized for having foreign objects stuck inside director.
Right your sauce, because I don't believe this.
This is this comes from Hollywood unlocked.
Oh all right, come from all right now, I believe come from you talk good brother, Jason Lee. I feel like you've done some research now.
Some of the objects are cans, balls, marbles, drugs, bottles, bottle caps, sexual objects, writing utensils. Uh so we're asking eight hundred and five A five one oh five to one. What are some of the things that were stuck in your butt? Writing utensils, pencils. My people are what races?
I'm not I'm not all right.
Well, we have jazz on the line, jazz, good morning, good morning.
Are you feeling jazz?
I'm good and it ain't.
Oh Keisha, okay, I'm sorry. So Keisha, what what do you have stuck in your butt? Lord?
I don't know if I can do this on the radio, but a buttlos like a vibrating but Yeah.
What's that makes sense? That's that's something that's actually supposed to be in there.
Yeah, but you got it stuck?
Yeah, like a year all the way in there. Like he was, you know, doing this thing.
He was like.
There, Oh, that's why you get the one with the cord, the strength so you can take it back. Oh Jesus, Oh so you know how to do it. Yeah, you obviously don't. You get a button.
Also, you gotta moan. But if if the guy don't hear you moan, he's gonna think that you know it ain't doing enough. After he keeps pushing and pushing and pushing, you gotta say something sitting there and strong. You know, I'm saying you gotta be a strong black woman all the time.
Something that was feeling good. And then before I know, my whole body was vibrating. He was like, it's just it's in there. So I had to pull it out.
Oh oh, but you didn't have to go to the hospital, right. I was born in nine.
That's the walking to the hospital with a bunch lugging your butt. So I had to put it out.
Oh yeah, get the ones with the court says hello.
Who's this? This is Audrey now order.
You work at a medical school facility, so you you see men coming things stuck in their butt hu.
Yes, And one particular reathing I remember, is someone coming in with like a lego, which had me kind of concerned because I'm like, are you just buying legos? Are you going to your son's room and getting them?
Right?
You and your child legos?
To put it in your butt is crazy.
That.
Wow, he probably had a fantasy, a sick obsession or something like that.
We never know. But speaking of stick, there's also someone who came in and he referred to his rectum as to his and he was he cucumbers. So I don't know what this world is coming to.
So well, you know what I mean, I could see the but I can see that. I can see that with the Q comb all right, but not the legos. What race was that? If you don't mind me asking, Oh you know.
Okay, here we go, there we go.
Now the cucumber that's probably black all day, But you can pick what what did y'all do it?
Did you come after y'all pulled it up?
I was off the room by then, so you got to ask the doctors because I had nothing to do with that.
I'd be wild to do as a joke. You take the cucumber and just rinse it off and put it in like the cafeteria.
Well eight hundred and five eight five one oh five one. It's a new study and that's saying more and more people are going to the emergency room.
You gotta take you love's obsessed back.
It's his bust thing, let him have it.
It's the Breakfast Club. I don't want it, but it's the breakfast Yeah.
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Call in that. Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club morning.
Everybody is Steve j Envy Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. It's Friday.
See you know what that means. It's bring you freaky Friday.
And the freaking freaky, freaky Friday question comes from something we've seen on Hollywood. On Locked, there was a new study that said more and more people are going to the emergency room because they're finding things in their butts.
Hello, who's this.
My name?
Okay, you're not saying your name? What you got stuck in your butt?
It wasn't something, it was someone.
Oh oh my god, this is crazy.
He had a big penis and that vacuum in your bookie stucked it up.
Were stuck like stupid bool, you.
Gotta getting the holes?
Tell us more, man, please.
It was so embarrassing. I ain't know what to do. We ain't know what to do. We ain't know what to do. It was just like, man, we just sit here.
How long did it take to get unstuck?
I think it was like maybe ten minutes, Like after everything calmed down.
Nobody playing CARDI b up and stuck at that time. Jesus see, I would have did had just the light and the move, just up and stuck.
No, every encounter it was like no, no, no, hell.
No, Jesus Christ, Hello, who's this? He now see her?
You work at a clinic, So what's the craziest thing you've seen stuck in somebody's butt?
So I have seen a personal but my doctor told me that taking out a shower head a.
Shower head, A shower head, Yo, Yeah, that's wicked. That's wow, that's wicked. A shower head, that's crazy.
Yeah, the whole shower head in your butt is nuts. What if she had mud butt though? What if she was really trying to clean it? You think she was doing it for pleasure, she was really trying to wash herself?
No, no, what's in there? Will come out so you don't have to stick a whole shower head and you ass Hello, who's this morning?
That sounds like a fake name, but we're gonna rock with you.
Okay.
What's what's something crazy that stuck in your butt? Mama?
It was a diamond state butt plug kind of but it had a cute little pink or purple diamond on the outside of it. I was trying to fight things up with my husband and it straight disappeared. It hurt real bad too, but he pulled it out before I could freak out.
Yeah, but it's that shape you're talking about. It's kind of sharp on on the ends, just like a.
Tear drop shape on one end, and then the outside is a heart shaped diamond over Yeah.
Yeah, it's not supposed to go in your butt, I mean your big Yeah. No, yeah, that's that's for your That's not for your butt. What that's for your No, I don't know.
Definitely, you don't act like you don't know.
Don't leave just out here by herself, because I believe I know what. I think I know which one she's talking about. They got it at Spencer's And yeah, that's that's not for your butt.
That's for.
That's like a billet something else.
Hello, who's yo? What's the crazy thing you got stuck in your butt?
He no, hey, NB, I ain't never had stuck. These are the type of questions you asked when you turn forty two, Bro, what.
Be clear about one thing that Nigga's not forty two? Forty forty seven either, that's the first thing. Okay, forty seven to get off his chess. What you don't know? But just embarrassing, Logan. Logan gott to be on campus today answering these questions on behalf of his daddy. Yo, loget with your daddy.
You're stuck in his button?
Yeah.
I never had anything stuck in my but I just seen it. It was it's a medical thing that people are going to the hospital. I'm just, you know, making sure my people know what's going on out there. So what's the more?
I was very asked you, what is the moral of the story.
I've never had anything stuck with my butt, So I don't know.
Okay, So I definitely never had nothing stuck in my butt.
I never had anything. Oh my god, don't prove it head right now at eight twenty in the morning, Yo, what's on the story. I've never had anything stuck in my rectum. But the more of the story, yeah, But the more of the story is, don't put things up there too far. Your butt is not as as deep as the vagina. The director is not as deep as the vagina. And you can't you know, you can't once it will suck something up in it. I got one of those.
Don't have that.
Y'all got those. I don't have that, So I don't know what was going on with that. Nah, y'all need to come.
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