This Morning Show, the Breakfast Club Club. Y'all together, y'all are like a mega for us. Y'all just took over every Chris Brown, I've officially joined the Breakfast Club. Say something, mother, I'm with it, says Morning Show breakers. Club petitiones. Did your time to get it off your chests whether you're mad or blast so, so you better have the same in We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Trusting me? And he was something djin't become
Miny Angela's no morning. I'm not sure something ain't got there yet. I'm here, sir, I'm here, he's here in the morning. Heything, I'm when you're started. DJ question for you, why do you bullied? Charlam me? Someone like NBA bullies me? Wow? I agree? Why dj V bullies mean not DJ NVA bullies me? I get bullied on this show and I agree with you, sir? What do you think I should do? Should I go to ed? Y'all give me a back?
I think the best thing gives the DJM. He has the same hairstyle as you, right, you guys both have baldy. But the difference now DJ got if you got the fake hairline. Yeah, that's the thing. Like his hairline might be fake, but you can see yours like yours. You can see your it starts sit in the back of your head like you have to Stephen A man's half bro and dj R. Is he bullying you? Yes? Yeah, you can see his face like you can see his hairline.
He doesn't have to go to the barbershop. I think you're flirting with me, Bro, Are you flirting with me? You don't married, man. You didn't give me no advice about my bully situation and how my bully and Charlomagne, Yeah, you have a perfect hairline, Like you don't have to go to the barbershop to get your hair cut. So if you can just his hairline, bullies mind actually go to the ball for twice a week, sir. But I think I love the fact that you're complimenting me. You
can see your hairline. You can see the front of your hairline, Charlotgage, your hairline, sir, My hairline is good. I don't have to come ten minutes later because I'm in a in the parking lot shaving my head. CONFUSU side you're on this morning, it was ten minutes late because they were shaving their head. You know you're grown ass man talking about my hairline and headline. I think
you're flirting with us, sir, that's so funny. I just did this whole thing on hair and I was talking about how men are so self conscious about their hairlines. I'm not. I'm not at home. I don't want not where I had if they don't have their haircut. I didn't have a hat on yesterday. I need a haircut of wearing a hat. That's just me, that's regardless. Hello, who's this? This is Tavares page Tis get it off your chest. And I got a little issue with Charlomagne.
I'm not sure if you're part of the group either, but this whole black man don't cheat. Yes, I'm not coming up. I'm not coming up against the brothers or trying to sell secrets and all that time. That's exactly what you're doing. I can smell it on your breath already this morning. We'll smell my breath when I give you this. I'm the whole I'm the whole reason my father cheated on his wife. My dad did too, sir. Okay,
I'm here on on account of that. You know what I'm saying, And you love child, Huh, there was no love involved in that. You know what I'm saying. That was lust. That's called lust. That's a difference. That's That's what I'm saying. In our community, there's a lot of kids, there's a lot of kids rejected because of this lust demon and this this whole false narrative of black men don't cheat. Listen, I don't know if it's comical, you know I'm saying, but I get the comedy in it.
But you no comedy in any days. I'm just sorry. Black men don't cheat. I don't know what grown ass black little boys do, but black men we don't cheat. You know what I'm saying, because I know, I know that your father caused you. That's what you're saying. Yes, I get okay, I get it now, that's what okay. I was just unaware of your the comedy side of it. You know what I'm saying, ain't no comedy. It's not a laughing matter. You s speak to your dad. Man, A real man, A real man does not cheat, is
what you're saying. Black men don't cheat. Let me ask the question, sir, do you still speak to your dad. Yeah, I love my father. Okay, did you get out all tuation and problems and everything off your chest with him with the help of God? Yes, okay, good. Let measgine questions. Did your father, your father, his wife or whoever he cheated on? How did you come into this world? Devastate her? What happened? She embraced She embraced me. That's why I
love her to this day. She embraced me. And that's why I I outreach the kids that are rejected and have that same spirit upon them that when they feel when they go out in the world, they don't have a father, they don't have a mother. These these these crimes that are being committed, these things that are being committed in our community, there's a deep rooted thing that we have to dig up and and really look at people. And that's what's going on and in our community right now,
it's it's rejection. Well, you're right, we're not rejecting your brother. We love you and remember love y'all too. I love y'all too. I appreciate y'all. Remember black men don't cheat, all right, get it off your chests. Eight hundred five eight five one on five one. If you need to hit this up right now, it's the Breakfast Club, Come on it. I'm telling all right, what's you doing, Holly? If this is your time to get it off your chest,
whether you're mad or blessed. Eight hundred five eight five one five one, we want to hear from you on the breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? What's up? Broke? Get it off your chests? Man, don't just this morning man, you and me both brother? Yeah, man, you know, just thinking the Lord and shouting out my family, my wife and my kids as well. Keep going on my way to work this one, y'all have a blessing. Yeah, going to my brother. Hello, who's this? This is Jules Jim's
one hundred. Hello, I killed Jim's one hundred. Hit it off your chest? You sound like a cigarette. It's early, it's earlier that you have kids. Well, what's up. I'm gonna get you off your chests. You're having a great day so far, so far, it's a great day, so many blessings. Um. I do have a jury business. It's called Jim Jims one hundred. But every single day I think about my brother that is in jail for because of police book cality over for ten years. The morning
he's in jail because of police brutality. How that happened? He was about fifteen years old and um, he was jumped by police. They took him to jail. They had the funny papers and ton't even he didn't even have his character with the damn. Oh my god, I'm sorry to confess to something that he didn't do it. God, I'm sorry about that, mama. And we can see how that can happen was if we've seen it happen many times. That's awful. I even want to go visit him, and
the police would't let us visit him. Is that illegal? And he go over jail for ten years? And well, I'm so sorry, mama. Well where was you heard my story? Going my brother's stories? So I'm very happy about that. Okay, Well, thank you for calling the event with us this morning. Thank you so much. That was good day you too? Hello? Who's this? You for everything? Hey? What's up? Trial? Hi? Trap? How are you doing? Room good? But how are you? I'm doing good? I'm doing good. It's so Charlemagne? What
ups is? How you listen? I got a bone to pick with you what's new you love picking my bone? No, I'm sorry. I'm tired of you, Charlemagne. I am tired of you talking. You know, you perfectly go out your way not to mention J Cole. When you're talking about lyricists. You're always going to bring up Rhapsody. You always gonna bring up Kendrick Lamar. You always go out away not to mention J Cole, and I'm tired of it. That's
not true. I just mentioned who I thoroughly enjoy, and I'm not saying that J. Cole is not a lyricists. Those are just the two top people that come to the top of mind when I think a super lyricists in this game, I think a Cole, I think a Rhapsody, I think a Big Sean. That's what comes to my mind.
That's okay. I want you to know that Cold Can Wash Rhapsody, Cold Can Wash Ja Kata already ducked the slope on American Dreams, Teacher, and jeez, just to listen to that song, my brother, my brother, you need to go listen to the Joiner with Rhapsody and J Cole. Rhapsody clearly bodies Jay Cole on that record. Guy, as you think. Otherwise you're really being biased. But Colin on, I don't think Cole's on kadut a rap to the level, but that's just my opinion. He Envy John, I want
to clue box with jacle Man. You have a good you have a good day. Come on, Charlomi's supposed to say he's the tip nunk and say that what forget it? We did mention cold other day. We were talking about lyricist with a blue h what's her name? Why? I started to say blue dotters. I don't know, I don't know who. Get it off your chests eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. If you're upset, you
need to ven hit us up now. It is the breakfast Club, the breakfast Club wanting everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy. We are the breakfast Club. Now if you just join us, we're talking about scheduling sex. Now, where did this come from you? This came from tmry on the What to Expect podcast where she was talking about how she has a busy schedule. She has kids and she and her husband Corey Harjock have to schedule when they'll be intimate to make sure their sex life
is not neglected. I mean, I think it's um, I don't think it's the sexiest thing. I think that sounds more like a job, like you know what I mean, like like what Charlemagne said earlier, Like I'm like, okay, like that just seems like we gotta have sex Tuesday at twelve o'clock. Be there, Like that doesn't seem but you can make it sexy that if you say it like that, it doesn't sound sexy. Now if you say it like, all right, baby, so let's see you get
home at this time. You're traveling here, you come home then, so I might surprised you. We're gonna have an amazing date. So let's get ready for that schedule. It's on the schedule, but you don't know what she's gonna do. That's the surprise. I mean, I wouldn't want to schedule sex. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a great appointment to have. But the scheduling sex and the gate like in promptu sex,
like all in promptu sex that could possibly go down. No, that's not to say that you can't sometimes have spontaneous sex when you can, but at least you know on these days you're getting some. Yeah, now that I think about it, I might be on the schedule, like weekends are made for niccolo. Okay, we got kids, We're hustling during the week you know what I'm saying. It's like schedule. It's not every Saturday eight. I mean, you know, it's then you just know during the weekend, Friday, Saturday, like
that's the days you at home ruling out. You know what I mean, kids being bed by eight o'clock nine, You know what I mean. Like it's it's it's different, right, it's different. I like it. I think it's to make sure that you're not neglecting the other person. On neglecting sex, because sometimes you can't get so busy you'd be like, damn, we didn't even had sex in two weeks because we've been so busy and tired. And when I think about sex, I think about that Tyler Perry movie. I think it
was a Tyler Perry movie. It was a movie with Sonia Layton and Sonia Layton I think was the side chick and she was creeping with the white husband and she used to have to be at this hotel every week on a certain day and then one day because the wife found out about the schedule. So one day she looked up and the wife was standing there. So I think about that. When I think about appointment sex,
you think about the cheating and Tyler Perry. Yeah, was the name happen that the family that praised I don't remember. I just know that that Snia Layton was the side chicken. They had scheduled sex with the with the white husband. That was like media's married Christmas is them. I don't know. I don't remember what it was. I don't remember who going to be a movie in that. I think it's a family the praises, Hello, who's this heyd what's going on?
What did we want to hear from you on the schedule? Hey? As far as schedulment, says me, I personally don't have a follow with especially a busy couple, you know, But that doesn't mean that you know, that's gonna take away from the spice of spontaneous. You can still have those days. For sure. This day of the week, I'm gonna get me, so give you something. They say that this day we're gonna give me. Yeah, man, So that's my point of view on that man. I'm with you all right, thank you? Hello?
Who's this Maddie and Catherine? Hey, guys, are you guys a couple? Pay? Good morning, morning morning. We're talking about scheduling sex. Are you guys a couple? No? No, this is my cousin. I'm taking her to work, So you're disgusting, disgusting? Did you just call these two women who are cousins a couple? Asked the question, talk to me, Maddie and Captain, y'all have WOP Wednesday scheduled for your booths? Wow? First
of all, I think scheduling. That is why I can tell Okay, I want to walk on my man and it's automatic on site, Not let's do this Monday at three o'clock. You don't work that way? Who has no kids? Dr? Coyoa Corolla and you know you got time for that? Some people don't have time for yo, yoo yo? What her car got to do with this show? Part? Why are you? What's wrong with Toyota Corollas? Thank you? I'm a teacher, Like, what do you expect me to drive? Yeah? Anyway, No,
I think it's yeah, okay, you think he's wack? I like, yeah, and I don't think that means you're not allowed to do that if it's not on the schedule. It just means you know, these particular days it's gonna happen. Thank you, Angela Leeue. Yeah, it's years, Angela, it's Angela Lee and five. I really want to know what her car had to do with it. That was disrespectful. She's like, she ain't got no kids. You drive a Corolla. Like if people with Corollas don't got having to do but have on
site sex. Wait, when don't you getting a ride to work too? Exactly in that Corolla? Absolutely eight hundred five A five one on five. When we're talking about scheduling sex, what are your thoughts? It is the breakfast club, Good morning, the breakfast club. More than everybody is DJ Envy, Angelaine Charlomagne, the guy. We are the breakfast club. Now, if you just joined us, we're talking about scheduling sex side, what are your thoughts? Uh? I think it's kind of a way.
It doesn't seem it doesn't seem spontaneous, it doesn't seem romantic. But ever since my nanny left, I might have to schedule more sex because my baby sleeps right in between me and my wife and it's the worst thing. Ever's the best thing. This is your daughter and you know you want But I'm like, can mommy and daddy get some time? Like, yeah, I don't agree with the scheduling
sex either, but I'm actually not mad at it. I'm really sitting here thinking, would wop Wednesdays be a great thing to add to the repertoire taco to get right in the windy And some people might schedule sex that they're trying to have a baby too, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's something different though, but yeah, because they're looking for when a women is Yeah. Yeah, let's go to the phone off. Hello, who's this? This is Joe Joe, Gi Joe. What's up? G I Joe from Miami? Joe, Oh,
joel my bad king sho. Hey, I'm just I'm just I'm on my way home from work. Man. I'm calling. I'm blessing, highly favorless black and highly favored. Like you always say, yes, sir, I'm on my way home from work. Man. I just wanted to call and say I'm really happy I'm about to closing on the house. Um, congratulations, thank you. It's really good for me, my girl and my son. Shout out to my girl Ashley and my son Jalen. So I'm just I'm just happy and blessed. Man. Well, congratulations,
you know, I'm happy for you. We were having a topic though. The topic was you know, do you schedule do you schedule set every morning? Huh? You're talking about scheduling sex with the wife? Like have you do you have sex with the wife? Yeah? We do, man, And I'm up every Friday and on Fridays. Now that's it. Oh so Friday to schedule the point of the hours a week, man, our kitty hours a week. So it's only on Fridays. Okay, So Fridays when you pill something
and you get the going, that's it true. Indeed, try man, he doesn't give me something that doesn't give you something that looks forward too. Absolutely, and it's it's worth it, all right, bro, that's right? Hello? Who's this? This? Al Roy like the Jetsons, el Roy like the Jetsons. My man, what's happening that Roy bake el Roy bake jetson energy out again? Charlotte? Man, did you say el Roy's big? You know what you can't get this morning? But yeah, yeah, no,
I take that. Take that off. Y'all. Hard to get in contact with though, y'all real hard to get in contact with. You have to say real hard twice like that. But go ahead, man, he's crazy crazy talk to me. Man, we're talking about scheduling sex. Bro. Nah, I was scheduling session. You never know what happened or like it was something. I was just rolling over the left of a butte. You know what I'm saying? What about your budget and
I get it in? He said, you never know what happened to like true, man, schedule an appointment and you missed that appointment, something might come up. I'm with you exactly. I went to rolling over the middle of night getting the action file and try to wake her up. You know naturer try to move that leg over, you know how I go move that legover up? Chill out, chillout, babe. You have been trying to get a contact with your real estate. Man, I need you to hid have me
off the line of our real estate, big land. But what you what you need? El Roy? No, I'm working with your credit dude. Are ready to get my credit straight? But I'll be having me and my wife. We got our own company, Cody Holmes, that's Ko d y h o Es. We get probably all over and I just need we need fund and really that's the biggest thing. So I know you A season, be a big season. I know both of y'all people big season. I don't
need some money season. I know I'll be moving all over, so I'll be trying to get I was trying to, uh wrote you on Instagram, wrote sees. I wrote your wife no disrespect or nothing like that, but I wrote everybody tracking the contact with a man hold on? All right, uh, all right, what's the story, guys, I mean all of the stories. Do what works for you. I'm gonna be honest with you. I can't be mad at scheduled sex. I mean, that's a great appointment to have, right, I
have some poom poom on the schedule. I'm not mad at it, but you know, I just don't want to take away from the spontaneity, okay, sex. I feel like my schedule is so jam packed with things that I'm like, I gotta do this, I gotta do that. That'd be a nice thing to see on my schedule. Big what we played that clip with. Let me say yesterday about here you go zaching off on zoom with Zaddi big Zaddy. All right, is the Breakfast Club? Good morning? It's topic times.
The phone called eight hundred and five eight five one oh five. Want to join it to the discussion with the Breakfast Club? Talk about it morning? Everybody is DJ Envy Angela yee, Charlemagne the guy we are the Breakfast Club, good morning. If you just joined us, we're just asking. I'm asking a serious question, right, No, I'm asking a serious question. Charlemagne. If you listen to the Breakfast Club for the last ten years, that is the lie. You
notice that. I really think he's a little funny and funny. Is how what you mean? Like ha ha funnier? I don't know if it's like what do you mean kind of because I don't know if it's how funny? Are you serious? But he flirted me all the time. I'm not flirting with you. The problem is all week and being in Angela eve been off all week. You've been really, really really flirting in the finals Croft Mouse, when you played trade Songs about ten fifteen minutes ago and kept
looking at me as you were playing intrade. I think that's disrespectful to my wife. Let's let's go to the phone lines. A lot of people are what is the question? What is the question we're asking? The way you flirt with me is a disrespect The way you flirt with me disrespect the question to me? Whose this? Okay? This is brandy? Hey, Brandy? Is the way that he is the way that Envy flirts with me disrespectful? Yes, this disrespectful to your wives and to y'allself, because y'all not bisexual,
y'all should be flirting with each other. WHOA, wow, So we disrespected both our wives, is what you said? Yes, that's not right. You know I was in a relationship what the dude was gay and was hides so they don't feel good on the woman's behalf. So you think hold on, So you think that we actually flirt with each other. Yeah, y'all be flirting with each other. I'll listen to y'all every morning with really, so this is like a thing like this is really like they all
really think we'd be flirting? Hello, who's this? This is? It's all one wrong for many turned into the same face. Tom, So I need you to answer a question for me. Is it disrespect for my wife? The way Ny flirts with me, the way he flirts with me, is it disrepect It's so disrespectful, and that you don't accept the love this man it's given to you? Bro Wow, all right, ain't it's doing you to love Ny? Take that love? Brope that love? Man? I think maybe you understand. You
understand foopy boys you know what I mean? I don't know. Jack just does. So Let's friends say, Yo, they'll get over it. Tell them boys they know their poopy boys is just not on the radio. My goodness, goodbye? Hello? Who's this? This is Royal from Brooklyn? Hey, Ray from Brooklyn? Ray now now Brooklyn now Brooklyn? By roy y'all, royal, roy yall? Can I need to ask you a question? Is it disrespect for the way Envy flirts with me? The disrespect for to my wife? Is it disrespectful the
way he flirts with me? To my wife? Okay? First of all, Uncle Charla, just know you talked about any but all the time. See you are the one who bring up the butt jokes, the gay jokes, to everything when it comes to clause, the jooty me. You know, with your Uncle Charla, every time MVY even say anything that they refers to something that's not even on topic. Make it that way. That is impossible. I did not invent a remix. Thank you so much. See it's the truth.
He's disrespect for, right. So you're trying to say NVY never flirts with me? No, I don't you always flirt with me? Hello? Who's this? This is Kim? Kim, Kim my wife the way this guy, Kim, is it disrespect for my wife flirts with me? Charlomagne, Come one now, I have to tell us truth. Okay, Kim to hell on the line. You are always messing with DJ MVY. I'm poopy fingers. You know. Charlomagne is always messing with you. So it's Charlomagne who's starting to sit right, doesn't it? Yes?
He does. Thank you so much, Kim. This is unfair. Who is taking these calls? I'm just I'm just going through a random Wow. Hello, who is this? How are you doing? It's grilling hard St. Louis, Missouri. You see then you're talking a little too fast. Slow down? What's your name? Now? Grilling hardened straight out of Saint Louis, Missouri. You see these final okay, all right. Do you think it's disrespectful the way Envy's wife? I mean, in the way the way do you think it's disrespectful to my
wife the way Vy flirts with me? But my wife the way first with me? Hold on, maybe one of you out to be playing with each other. That's always gets the rule? What rules no fleas with me? You know what? That was a rule in the fifties and sixty two. I remember, especially down south all right before the rule rights and a lot of different neighborhoods now and there's still that rule. All right. I understand you. I get what you're saying. I understand where you're coming from. Hello,
who's this? This is a josh. I'm just asking the question. Is it disrespectful to my wife the way this guy flirts? A disrespectful to my wife the way Vy flirts with me? Come on, now, as if I was either one of your guy's wife, I would find it totally disrespectful the way that you got flirt with each other. What do you do? Both of you flirt? And I'm curious to know who started it he did? I mean, it's one thing to be cool with your your man's your friend have a romance and all that, But some of the
stuff y'all say is crazy. I would be like if I was married, like what first of all the little booty jokes and stuff, all that is like over overboard to me the wife. And I heard another man commenting about my man's but I ain't never comment on him. I ain't never comment on his body. Yes, both of you have. Both of you have. And if I was the wife, I know that you guys are just playing. But it's like, man, it's so comming, y'all always do it. I tell you something, I'll tell you the story, tell
your story. Story. When I first when I moved back to New York almost ten years ago, there was a woman at an apartment complex and she told me, she said, Charlomagne, come out here to talk to you. She said, you really need to watch out for dj Envy. I said why. She said, because he's got a little got a little friend that he visits overhead that looks just like you. I think you're his type. She's just short and short, ballhead,
same complexion and comes over here all the time. That was my friend, little Sewan, and I went to college with. That's one of my best friends. I go. I used to go visit him all the time. He used to stay in the apartment buildings as Charlomagne. That's why she said that. But let's talk about the guy that got on YouTube and was like his name is glitter Stick and he said that you used to take a bus to come see him and give him that penny penny.
That's wait a minute, now, both y'all deflecting that. Neither those situations to do what y'all goodbye times. We don't want to talk to neither one of y'all. Neither one of y'all side got anything to do. Le's go to one person, piece of lessons. Who's this? Hey, it's me man, you're using my phrase on the radio, Sean Stone. I meant to put something in your cash after the other day. I did, but but that wasn't the right You sent me the wrong cash. All right, So Sean, let me
ask you a question. You listen to the show every morning, right, Sean, way this man flirts with me? Is it? Is it disrespectful to my wife the way Envy flirts with me. So, so the thing is, I've been listening to this show for man a long show them. Man, you will lose this game. The reason why even the listeners you flirt with a student took call on the raking something crazy and you'll be like, you're flipping around, you know what I mean? What are you talking about? Yeah, you will
lose this game. You brought envy her your butt, a mold butt of your butt. You flirt with envy way too much. Bro. See so I think your wife would be up to envy. His wife would be up there of youth. Thank you, Shan who asked you? Somebody asked you somebody else as I remember asking, am all right, there's no moral the story stop flirting with me. The moral of the story is, let's get the room. This guy is crazy. It's the breakfast Club. Good morning, the
breakfast Club. I want to get everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlomagne, the god. We are the breakfast Club. You got a special guest on the line, our buddy, our pal. He started off the conversation with I'm getting old ladies and Joey. I'm sorry, man, I'm trying to adjust to this zoom. I can't do it matter how My seventh, my seventeen year old soners one that set us all up. He went to bed. I don't know how to turn it on. Still, don't don't be like
Jeff Tubin and get caught kacking off on zoom. You know, Jeff tubing to CNN and Legal Analyst. He got he got caught kicking off on his zoom. I'm not gonna lie though, I'm doing this interview, Charlomagne, Like Withy the Pooh, I have a nice top on, but nothing but shorts underneath, just just regular underwear. Why camera, let me see what's wrong with you, Charlottagne. We need to pull we need to put on wear. No shots, Joe, come on you tease all right, let me take them off. Tease Joe,
let me take them off. Let me see Joe take it off, bitch, Ben Doba, let me see what's wrong? Joel Core lost. We just lost Joe Coy. Joe rapp into him and then all of a sudden we lost Joe Coy. Man, what is going on? What are you mad? This just makes me mad? Like this is so unprofessional. Man. It's like I'm at home in front of a chimney, right, Angela, now there like a crying baby. That's my son. That's my son. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this this this reminds you
to always pull out everybody right there. That was so interesting to watch you and your son sit down and for you to play some of the jokes that you told at his expense. Oh. I thought that was the most fun because a lot of people think I'm making the stories up. I'm like, I'm not making them up. I'll do it in front of my mom. I'll do it in front of my my son. It's just it was fun to actually see him respond to the to
the jokes personally. That was that was a lot of fun, especially the masturbation joke, because you know that's embarrassing to talk about your son masturbating it, and he's right there, Angela. I almost didn't do that joke. And and then he came to the taping, my Netflix taping and literally he walked out and said, you have to close with that joke, Dad. But I wasn't gonna do it. I swear, I was like nervous to do it. But he walked up to you,
It's like, Dad, you gotta do that joke. It's gonna crush just I was like, I was like, all right, let's go, how are you doing during coronavirus and COVID because you know, you tore a lot, you're always on the road and you're out the country, So how is he just sitting down doing pretty much nothing? It's actually,
this is the best year of my life. Uh. And I'm I'm I was blessed to be able to be in a position to not have to work because watching my son grow up in front of this is my first time seeing them every single day, taking them to school, making them lunch. And wow. You know when when you're on the road every single you know, every single weekend, you lose that. You take advantage of those those days where you're like, oh, I'll see him next week, but
each day you actually physically seeing them grow. It's just wow. I didn't know how much I was missing. So man, I love it. I really from that, I'm sure so much. I can't wait. I was on I went to you know,
Ohio with you know Chappelle's uh in Yellow Springs. That was my first time on stage in seven months, and uh, and all it was about was my son and and COVID and zoom class and you know, justa I hate zoom class, don't discipline, and my son he has a right now take in your class right now, You're You're lucky. He doesn't stand up real quick. They should have checks during zoom class. You watch all these kids fail, watch him fail. Joe. Congrats on your Variety magazine cover too, Man,
Absolutely yes, congrats man, Thank you is so funny. One thing that you talked about upside down. Shut up, Charlomagne about your son and day he at school. Lets people think that he was part black? No, you know there's a teacher that still thinks he's part black. He hasn't told him that, no or anything. He just left it at that, so they all believe it. And my son's cool with it. Why he lies part black because my son wants to be black? What's wrong with that, Charlomagne? Nothing?
I think it's great. Yeah, my son has. My son's got a huge afro. Uh. To be honest, I really do think he's part black. Um, and I'm cool with it too. What does your wife think about it? Did what? What? Hey? Hey? My ex you know she dated some people. I came in at the right time. I got myself a cool black kid. Minute, Joe, are you show that doll? Jokes aside. Do you show your son is yours? No, he's mine. He's one hundred percent mine. On his applications for anything, right,
he puts black, yes, one hundred percent. And then he also makes my sister's husband pick him up at school, so all the kids go, oh, his dad is black, But that's not that's my sister's husband. Lady, still have dad zip on the side of your name? How did you know? Because I follow you on Twitter? It's right here, man, it will go. That might not be a zip bro anywhere? All right, Angela's shut up. Really do you miss being on the road? I do? I do, man, I'm missing
I wanted to. I wanted Radio City Music Hall so bad. It was supposed to be March this year, and we have to keep postponing it. We have to wait till New York opens up. So but I am getting ready to go on tour. I'm doing the you know, social distance tour, and uh, you know there are certain states that are allowing like thirty percent capacity right now. So I'm getting ready to do those cities right now. So I gotta get on stage. Man, thou be empty? So
how is that gonna fasically? Place that's pretty much empty. I don't care. I need to get on stage. Man. When I did Chappelle's spot, that was that was a dream. And you try to mushrooms because he told us about some mushrooms. He's got this mushroom drink. No, I didn't do it, but yeah, I was. We were all. We were all gone, believe me. What were you, Joe? What's your drug of choice? Wow? Man, it's if it's not herpes from Angelie, it's Charlomagne wants to know what drugs
I'm doing. At least I didn't pin an ftdal on you. I didn't pin a drug on you. I asked you, Yeah, yeah, Joe before your your herpies? Do you do heroin? Exclusive? Are you masturbating on heroin? Quick question? We'll be right back. All right, we got more with Joe Koy when we come back, don't move. It's to Breakfast Club. Good morning morning. Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlomagne the god. We all the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking in with comedian
Joe Koy, Charlomagne. What else did you miss out on this year? That that that was gonna absolutely take the brand of Joe Koy to another level. Um, you know that we were getting ready to shoot that special. Uh you know, I got a fourth one with Netflix, which is fine because I want to do another one anyways. Uh yeah, I feel like this this year's a little too soon anyways, so I want it for twenty twenty one.
But uh, you know the movie. I got the movie with Steven Spielberg's company, and uh, and we're gonna shoot that early twenty twenty one, but twenty twenty was supposed to be the year. But here we go. We're getting ready to do it for twenty twenty one. Don't breathe pass that, Steven Spielberg. I know it's mind blowing. Charlomagne,
check this out. So we get the call after coming in, hot comes out, and uh, you know it's ambling and we go do the you know, like just a general meeting, and the first thing they say is Stephen can't stop talking about you. And I looked at my manager and then I looked at them. I was like, are we talking about the same Stephen or is this Stephen from Accounting because I don't really care about Stephen through Accounting, And they're like, no, it's it's mister Spielberg loves your
work and he can't wait to work with you. And fast forward to right now, this this is the movie that's gonna happen. So can you tell us what it's about. It's Easter Sunday, Man, It's it's it's about Easter Sunday and it's my whole family and what happens during that that that one day. So uh, they love the story and I can't wait for the world to see it. Man and graduated for being recognized in San Diego with your with your Own Day in Anna Filipino American History,
muff Man, Charlotte made you are You're really touching. I'm proud of you, Joe. I don't for the thank you Mangelo, but usually it's Angela an Envy that that praised me, and it's usually you that shoots me completely not and I'm speaking, and Charlotte Mane, I'm speA. You can on behalf of every guest on your show. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. It's just nothing you haven't heard before,
but that's everyone on your show. So thank you so much. Charlotmagne. Well, I'm just doing I'm doing this because you know, being as you're preparing to go perform in front of thirty percent of audiences, it's only gonna be thirty percent of an interview that we actually do today. I'm just getting all of this out the way. Now, that's all. Only when you talk to Charlomagne do I masturbate. So I just want that to be I want you to always remember that only when I spoke to him, he began
to masturbate. Just keep that in your head, Charlotagne. Remember that every time you eat something, go, man, this looks like Joe's right now. It is? It is? And that's all for you, Charlottagne. How do we always getting this happinesses because it's him, never Charlomagne, every interview, it's you. You're the one that bring up I looked at his setlist before Angela and it usually says like political, and then it says personal and then write and then it
quotes Yeah. You know, Joe's got a book coming out called Plates what it's called Big Play and it's me. It's a picture of me holding up playing with a bunch of something like that. How do we get here? Every time? It's Charlay there, when's that coming out? Joe next, Mark next, Mart tell us about the book. What's the book about? It's about me, it's my family. It took me two and a half years to write this thing. Man,
I'm not gonna lie. I didn't really write it, so uh, I don't want to get I don't even want to get caught Angela. I'm just gonna tell the truth. I did write this damn thing. It was an hour and a half sessions every other week, and I talked, I was naked half the time, and uh, and he wrote it for me, and you know it was great. Make sure you re read it, man, yes, one hundred we already did. Man, you're right though about that. I'm like,
you know, this chapter isn't about my life. This is the guy that wrote its life right here about it. Did you really have to go back and be like, Okay, this is an exaggeration or we got to take this out. This didn't really happen like that. It was a lot of me digging deep and being scared to tell the story. Actually I was scared. There's a couple of times where I'm like, I think I'm telling too much here. It was an example, Uh, you know, I talk about my brother,
you know, and that's that's that's really personal. I've told Charlomagne about that too. When when Charlomagne came out about therapy and and I told him what I was dealing with with my brother and how I have to, you know, deal with a lot of deep personal stuff and and therapy help being a lot to cope with, you know,
knowing that my brother is in that situation. And and it hurts, it hurts to like, you know, tell someone I have a brother and then they're like, you got a brother, like, and you know, because I keep it a secret for like my whole life, I haven't told anyone that I have a brother, and that that hurts my soul. And it hurts my soul when he calls me and we can't have a real conversation because he's
dealing with, you know, his mental issue right now. And but you just want to speak to him just to you know, just to let him feel how's he doing now, how's he do? It's tough, He's always gonna need medical assistance, and and it hurts, it really really does hurt because you know, Charlottagne, when when when you when you have that disorder. There's a window every now and then that opens and it's Robert, you know, and when that brief second opens, you cherish that second and you have this
this cool little conversation. It will probably be about a minute long, and you know, it's Robert, and then boom, it closes, and then it's it's somewhere else, and and that's when you're just like, damn it, yeah, that's what really, because it's like a he's because yeah, man, it's it feels good because he laughed. He's the best lapper. The
way he jokes is amazing. I even feel like, oh, I got my my comedy from him, you know, like and then and then it'll close right away, and then it's you know, you know, he's he's talking about working for the CIA and and doing some investigations, and you just got to listen to it, you know, and I give it too much already. I'm sorry, but h but that's that's the kind of stuff I have to go through. And you know, not too many people know that I
go through that. Were you worried about writing your book and you started thinking about stuff that you did in your past and sending your past, and he was like, I don't know if I should add this because I could keep canceled. It was more the Robert story that I was kind of like because I I go way back to when it all happened to like when he was like ten eleven years old, and and those those
are those vivid memories, you know, MV. It's like like those are like burnt inside my brain for some reason, I remember it so vividly before any of the the story about my brother. It's those those times when the cops came and when the you know, the ambulance came, and like those are just like burnt in my brain forever, and it's just like pouring that out was that was That was tough. There was a lot of tears on
that one is a therapeuty though. It is like, like I said, Charlomagne, when you came out and said that man, like really like you know when someone says something publicly but you feel like they're talking to you, Like That's how I felt, you know. That's why when I said that to you, like I wasn't like trying to you know, smoke. Yeah, I wasn't trying to take you up like we normally do, which is something we enjoy. True, we both enjoy that, Charlomagne. True, Um,
it is very true. You guys, charlomagnets off on his knees and I don't know if you guys remember that, but he came clean. Yeah, and ever since that interview, I've been picking off on my knees. So we have this connection. Now ya do it? We do it together. We sometimes we'll face time, but who holds the phone?
That's right, we do it together. We call it but I But honestly, though, I felt like you were talking to me man, And it takes a lot to tell people that publicly that you you deep therapy, so you know when you did that, and I was like, okay, Charlomagne's toping about it. I could be open about it all right. We got more with Joe Koy when we come back, don't move. It's to breakfast Club the morning morning. Everybody is DJ Envy Angela Yee, Charlomagne, the gad. We
are the breakfast club. We're still kicking in with comedian Joe Koy. Charlomagne, are you concerned about what's gonna happen after November third or on November third, like, of course, who is it? Are you voting for Trump again this time? Uh? Yeah me? Ice Cuban fifty set are having a party through I'm sorry, Ice Cuban fifty cent has left. QUB was just presenting a black agenda and he's presented it to whatever party is interested in it. That's all. Yeah,
he's just he's just engaging on both sides. Yes, but if you vote now, I will send this every day. That's you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Joe Koy you popping? Why ain't Joe? I will right now? Where's the clothes you said you were sending to me? That's your mailbox? Have you ever checked it? Or is there ten cars in front of it? It's crazy that he won't purchase those items in support Joe, Cloe, I said, I'm gonna send you with your clothes with some side I did. I
sent you everything. I'm ana. Look, man, you are a liar and you've always been a liar. No, but you do you like I like? I know each character on the Breakfast Club has a certain identity and and you know Angela is very you know, she's positive, she's informative, she she knows the know of what's happening now? Charlemagne talks about and he also lets you know that he hates you, like he always makes sure to let you know that I hate you. I love you, Joe, I do.
I love you too, And then it be you're a liar like you always lie. He does lie a lot, Joe, you do lie a lot, and he does like for no reason like yesterday, y'all listen, and he does. Other day he lied about two things. Cardi B was on What was Cardi talking about you? Oh, she was thinking about her nipples being um, you know because from breastfeeding. That is Listen to this line. If he goes that happens to me too, say that that's not what I'm said. Well, if he does have a lot of kids, and I'm
sure he has to help out my kids. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what. It's a buffer. It's a buffer nipple before the real nipples, like okay, let's let's the baby start to suck and then and then when the real is ready that he moves it off. So it's like you're a fluffer. You're fluffer. Okay, listen, we're almost up to the thirty percent. Where can I find that Joe Koy doll. That's right. I can't well, you know what I'm gonna do to that dog? What are you gonna do?
I'm going to get my hands on that dog, Joe. And why did you turn it around to him? Joe? What'd you say? Why did you turn the dom around for him? I just want you to say, well, the backside is the most appealing, am I right? What did that say? Charlemagne? What did that say? From the ghetto to the getty? It's my outfit special? Thank you all of us. That jacket, Yeah, I got that the for sale that yeah, get yeah. Man, go to Joe Foy dot com or Funco and uh yeah, I'm going to
order sixty nine of them right now. That's Hawaii. I was supposed to go to Hawaii, but then they shut it down until just recently they just opened back up. So when are you going back here? Out by the way, he's been traveling, she's been out. No quarantine for you is I'm not married. I'm not worried about infecting anybody else in my home. Yeah, it's kind of illegal what you're doing to Angela ahead spread that spread that New York virus. Girls like just color. She's a super spread.
She's a super spread. I bet you I got tested more than both of y'all. Nope, I think you're a liar. I think you're a liar. I think you got tested one to you just want us to believe you because you're so innocent and pure. I think you're a liar. I think didn't you have to get tested as soon as you got there? I was. I just did a TV show where I'm hosting this competition, and uh and I we got tested three times sometimes a week, two to three times a week, and even as soon as
you get there, and I went twice. And then I just hosted something for Damon John. I got tested um to even be able to go there a couple of days ago. And before you travel some places you have to get tested, Like if you go to Hawaii, you have to get tested to make some test results before you can even go. Yeah, have you gotten tested? I got in tested about it? Andrew, don't let us catch
you in a lie. If this goes public that you're positive wherever you land, you're gonna look so stupid because you're telling the world that you've been tested, and then you end up in Mexico and it's all over TMZ. Angela comes to Mexico positive and then all of Mexican tire. Now, so I can't go to Mexico, but even to come back to where we have to get tested. Although they haven't recently. I know Charlotta Magne is never gonna get tested. I got tested, but that was what Angela was talking about.
It was on September ninth. Yeah, now y'all haven't got tested, and I'm scared to come around. Y'all tested twice, but between them. Yeah, I got tested last week with my daughter and I got tested. I definitely got tested top of October. Got tested to film something top of October. You got tested. It's only all people telling you you definitely have it right now. That is a lie joke. You got it, you got it. Charlottagne has it, and I'm gonna put it out there. I'm a betting man.
I'm a betting man. I'm from Vegas. Out of the three of you, I guarantee Charlotmagne's got it. Charlotmagne got COVID right here right. You just want to bring attention to your handlebar mustache, knock it off. Have you been dating. Have you been dating baring coronavirus? No, so you haven't met anybody, no online dating, nothing. I mean Charlottagne masturbate with each other. That's what they do. Yeah, that's that's
dating enough for me, you know what I mean? I get, I get whatever I need from that conversation with Charlottamagne, and then we move on. I don't like. I don't like how they're judging us either, Angela. I just said, have you been dating? I don't know. They're masturbating together on FaceTime as a date, you can consider that a date. It's physical, it's bonding, it's bond Yep, it's nurturing, it's it's the same thing as dating. No, I can't. I don't.
I think I'm so hyper focused with what's going on right now. I don't want anything to derail it. I'm enjoying what's happening with my life right now. So I don't know, man, I just I'm just not willing to. I don't know risk at all if that. Yeah, I don't want to give that energy right now. I need to save all this energy right now for what I've worked so hard for, and I need to concentrate on this right now, especially if it's about to happen for you,
Joe the Steven Spielberg movie. Absolutely, I'm so happy for you. Got a lot of great things close up here, Joe. But you know, we'll let us slide out. I'll go on my own. Your book dropping next year. Thank you. I sent a box out, and I swear to God. Move the ninety nine BMW away from the mailbox, the nineteen fifty two Sherman tank. Get that all right, There is a mailbox at the end of your driveway. If you just move, I'm right, you're you're nineteen sixty three bug. Okay, Joe.
We appreciate you for checking in. Man. We're so proud of you and happy for you. Joe. Proud of you, Joe. Guys, Man, thank you so much for everything. I love you. Guys, love you too. Man. Keep working, Thank you, Boss, You're the best. Or I'm a fat in all that this, Manton Blowers. Many waited for Charlom the top. Let's go. They have to make a judgment. Also, who was gonna
be on the Donkey of the Day. They chose you because the breakfast club bitch, who's donkey of the day to day Donkey to day goes to Major League Baseball player Reese McGuire. Now he is the twenty five year old catcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. Toronto, what's happening? On February seventh, Reese was arrested and doomed in Florida for masturbating and a script mall parking lot. That's right, low, five knuckles shuffle, Okay, That damn Florida will get you
every time. What did your uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the Bronson all of Florida, And even if you're not from there, sometimes just being there can make you crazy too. Uh. Let's let's listen to the news report. Please, catcher for Toronto Blue Jays is getting someth supposed to the team isn't very pleased with alos deputy's busted twenty four year old Reese McGuire, accusing him of exposing himself.
According to the Panellis County arrest Report, when deputies arrived at this parking lot at Patricia and Maine and dun Eden at two in the afternoon on Friday, they spotted McGuire naked from the waist down. The report indicates there was an extremely pornographic video on his cell phone. Deputy's say McGuire apologized, saying he was sorry repeatedly. When asked why his pants were down, he replied, quote, I really
shouldn't have been doing that. They also wrote McGuire had just finished a practice at the team's facility, had a bite to eat, and then ended up in this parking lot. Wow. TMZ actually has audio of him trying to explain why he did this to the police officers. I was jacking, make sure that no one was looking, that no one wasn't around me. That kind of spooth my thus. And then I realized what an idiot down place to me?
I mean, if you you're down at the department next to the stadium while we can come to parking lot. I don't know. I'm not sure what goes on from here, but as far as I realized that I did him staying pass down and doing what I'm doing, and it does anyway, I really learn, man, I really arms then I really am all all the other game. Wow. Reese McGuire A ka Yank Aaron. If you ever wondered what MLB players rub on their bats. Please don't ask him. Okay, how the hell you just pull up to a parking
lot to have a date with Pamela Henderson? All right, I know you're an MLB player, but isn't there a better place to play a game of one handed baseball? This reminds me of an article I read in The New Yorker some years ago, back in twenty fourteen. You can look it up. It's called Baseball's Sticky Secrets. I'm not sure this is what they meant. Okay, if you're a baseball fan, which I'm not, then you remember when Yankee picture Michael Pinyeta. Did I pronounce his name? Right?
You Yankee fans? Michael Pinyeta, y'all don't remember that his name? Nobody in the room knows h Michael Michael had been Michael had been caught on TV cameras with pine tar on his hand. I am almost positive Greece McGuire would rather get caught with that sticky substance on his hand than whatever came from the old shaking steak. Now. I don't know why, but when I reread this article about baseball sticky secrets. After reading this article, it just sounds
a little sick. Okay, I'm gonna read some of this verbatim and you tell me, am I alone here with thinking whoever wrote this quite possibly has had the bunt in a script mall parking line. Oh yes, bunnet is the term that should be used when an MLB player gets caught masturbating in a scriptmall parking line. I mean, the first base is kissing, making out and a home
running sex, then bunting has to be masturbation, right right. Anyway, let me read you some stuff from this article and tell me at to hearing this story of Reese McGuire, your mind, you know, doesn't go in the gutter while reading this story. Follow me, dram Can you put on some sensual music? Maybe, dram What do you put on right before you're about to you know, do a little one on one with yourself? Play play that low tune?
Yeah wow, listen, alright, alright, Okay, this is scrape from the New Yorker Pine tards, which is the sticky byproduct of a process of firing pine wood under pressure. Whoa Reese McGuire aka Ernie spank Banks was clearly trying to relieve some pressure by firing off pine tar from his pine wood in the script ball parking lot. Okay, let's continue.
Hitters are allowed to put this sticky stuff on their bats to keep bats from slipping out of their hands and flying dangerously at players on the field, are into the stands? Wow, if it's flying at players on the field, are people in the stands, we might have to call have to call Reese Derek Skeeter? All right. Meanwhile, pictures are not allowed to use it. Clearly, in the case of Riese McGuire, only catchers can use it. Envy and drama. I want to ask you both a questions. Oh boy,
are you are you pitchers? Are you catchers? Huh? Do you guys prefer? You guys prefer the top of the knife or the bottom of the knife. Can I Can I be a hitter? Can I be a battery? Right? I don't think there's a letter rub your batter. You just gotta rub your bat with this sticky substance. Okay, Now, let me tell you why this New Yorker article says pictures are not allowed to use this sticky substance. It's
a perfectly good explanation. By the letter of the rules, it cannot apply a foreign substance of any kind to the balls. That includes tacky substances as well as slippery things like vasiline. They are also not allowed to spit on the ball are rubbing on their bodies. The rashing now behind these rules is that messing with the balls makes it do weird, unfair, and potentially dangerous things. A looped up spitball, for all right? Not right? Enough's enough?
Now from the article I'm reading from the New Yorker, you're fantasizing right now, you're kinky. Well, I'm not reading anymore this and let you pay me ninety nine cents per minute. Okay. Now back to Reese McGuire aka Jacking Robinson. I have nothing else to say about him other than he needs to wash his hands, use hand sanitizer in social distance. Okay. Oh, and wear a mask. In fact, catchers in baseball wear a mask all the time. In fact,
they wear a mask with throat protectors. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but it sounds fitting. Please give Reese McGuire the sweet sounds of the Hamletones. Oh, now you are the Doge. The day, the Doge, Oh the day. You're very kinky this morning, bro, I just want to throw that out there. I need I need to look up Reese McGuire's salary real quick, hold on,
what is Reese McGuire's salary. Reese McGuire's salary. Oh, well, I need to know that he made five hundred and fifty five thousand dollars last year and he plays in the bag. He plays in Major League Baseball. I can totally see why he would be masturbating in the script club script Mall Parking Lot. I totally understand five hundred and fifty five thousand dollars, and you're a major league baseball player. They don't pay chechers good or something. They
usually do Jesus Christ. All right, well, thank you for that donkey today, sir, Yes, ma'am, Yes, sir, I'm an sir. I don't know if you realize it yet to work with me ten years, I'm a sir. All right. We got more coming up next with a breakfast club, The Breakfast Club. Everybody is DJ Envy Angela Yee, Charlomagne, the guy we all the Breakfast Club. We got a special
guest in the building, friend to the room. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Flame, we can say Flame Monroe, Flame, Monroe, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, angela Ye, good morning, h DJ, good morning. Shot shots out alone. Flame has Nick with her Nick Smith, good morning, everybody, good morning Together. They have a podcast called the Laugh and Learned Podcast that is on the Black Effect of iHeartRadio podcast Network, and we debuted yesterday. We got great ratings.
If Ryan hit me up this morning to say that she loved the spirit of the show, she loved the direction that it went in, and she will be my very special guest this Monday. So what days do y'all drop? Every Thursday? We drop on Thursdays. We tape on Monday. Thank you, Charlomagne. So you know what's so funny? If you everyone, I want to say this because let me because y'all know ain't gonna blow smoke up Charlomagne as because y'all know I cuts that out. But let me
give it to you real. A year ago, almost to this date, from November to fourteen, twenty nineteen, I met Charlottagne for the first time. I didn't come in with a combative argument. I didn't want to argue about this that the other I wanted to come in as a comedian. We had a conversation. Charlomagne staid on that show that
I think that you're really good. I came back three months later just to talk about my career with that whole HF campaigny who just rehired me, by the way, and now here it is a year later, my third time. Three times to chime, not only am I coming back as a guest, but I'm also an employee of iHeart Partner Heartnesship with Tippany Hattis and Charlomagne. To God, let me just say that pick your battles, ladies and gentlemen,
and I won. I won. I got it. Flame three times, I want no. Flame was up here once by us November February and down Oh wow. You ever had a lot of reaction every time Flame is up here. Absolutely because well, some people love you and think you're amazing, hilarious. Some people are like, I don't agree with that. Flame not hates, but don't agree with that. She says, don't agree. But see, this is what laugh will do. We will teach the world that I am just another person talking
to another person. Everybody had reservations about Charlomagne. The community couldn't stand Charlemagne. But Charlomagne and I just bonded because he respected me for who I came, who I presented to him that day, and I respected him back because if the s would have cost a lot, I would have freestyle on me. I didn't like, Oh, who are you freestyleing on what you're talking about? How did you meet Nick Smith? Nick Smith and I made a Chicago
thirty years ago. We were working at a club where he used to come see the dragon shows at a club called Club Lay many years ago, and I mentor a girl named Johnsha Thomas, who I learned everything from. I think she was the funniest woman on the plane. And she died years ago from agt. I blamed doctor Foucher. We'll get to that um. And she was so important to make such an impact in both of our lives, and we became friends and over the years went on to do TV one to grant one an Emmy, and
but we always had a great relationship. So we're like a year of Yang. So I'm like, you remember the two police officers on stat of the Sun, the Black one and the white one. Yeah, so Nicka is the white one and I'm the black one. You He'll give it to you technically, but I'm gonna break it down for you. So FLN, what can we get from the first episode of Laugh and Learn? You will get the
introduction of who we are. And I'm glad we didn't have a celebrity guest for the very first show because I think when the podcast first launched, the people who were watching, they want to know who they're going to be watching weekly or daily or however the show is set up. Because what we do is we welcome people in to come in to say you are part of
our family. The only way we're going to ever break this operation between the heterosexual community and the LGBT community is we're gonna have to sit down and have a real honest conversation with each other, even if it's really honest, because on my page, I'm really honest. And if you've sensitive and you're a crab baby or you're probably the cancer culture. So don't come to my because this ain't what you want. I promise you, this ain't what you want.
And this is what Flame and I've talked about it. It's always been an exchange of idea since a transfer of information, because what we do know is that there's common ground in every area and we just need to have that. And one of the things that helps to make the show so special, uh, is that Flame has always had these flaymets, people who call in regularly and
bring up topics that Flame isn't even aware of. And Flame says, you know what, No matter where I go, we all use the same menu, right, explain, I don't just leave it dominate what menu that was for me to finish? Whenever you come to my restaurant, whatever you order on the menu, whether it be filet, mean young or oh man, it always comes with an extra pickle. Pickle. But always it's a brilliant week to be on here because you guys, said Nikki Giovitni on here the other day,
and I am such a fan of Nikki Gianbanni. I think she's an incredibly brilliant women. Can we just talk about the power of the black woman in twenty twenty? Can we talk about black women? You know, I love me a black woman anyway. I love all winds. I'm not one of them. I love all women, but I really love that the black women, I really get their Jesus and that Stacy Abrams is a monster. Let me
tell you that lady plays no games. Let me show you a strength of a power of a black woman and the strength of a power of a black man. Stacy Abrams lost being governor. They cheated out of it, and instead of her going into a hole and we getting depressed, she got on the battlefield a rally eight hundred million votes to get up. See it. So we
get that, so we can make Georgian blue. Andrew Gilliam was also cheated in Florida out of in the governor, but instead of standing up and going going going, just decided to go to the hotel with the trick off ver gots cat And I don't know. I'm not re because I still love his politics. His politics has nothing to do with his with his oops. I made a mistake.
It would have made our black men a look stronger, because it's always looked like it's a tug of war in the black community between the black men and the black woman when we fight together. Now we have come together way more than she goes. That little sister to me, Ka Valley, let me tell you Somethingtle girl. I like you, sister, Oh, I like her. I really like that to mek love. Dude, you don't want the paddle gonna look like this year, baby,
It's goes like basket Robins, thirty one flavors. We're gonna have Asians and digits. We're gonna have black, white, fat skin. Maybe we even gotta sandy that one. Let me tell you somethingbout the hypocrisy of the LGBT community, starting with the transgris. My sisters, I love you, but y'all know, I let it upset y'all to y'all here it is right here. Uh. They said that that people don't like us because we trans, because of where I love. People don't like me. But we have the first trans senators,
Sarah mcbrad and Delaware who won. So if we're not voting for her and straight people don't like her, then how does she win to be the senators? Okay, y'all make that make sense to me because we have a senator and she excuse she all looks like Herbert with a wig on. She's actually really cute, because you know a lot of you looking like Herbert with a wig on. I'm just telling and I said more than anything like
Flame is mentioned those things. But you know, the conversation that we had this week also talked about parenthood because I think in all of this, because Flame is a lot and we know that, but that's part of the the the magnetism of Flame. But Flame is also a father. So here's Flame dealing with real issues of a child in the pandemic, dealing with the frustrations of being a teenager trapped with the father who is larger than life.
There's just a lot going on, and these are some of the topics that we bring up all the time on the show as well. It's real people dealing with real things. I think with Andrew Gillam, people process trauma differently, people process hurt and pain differently. Salute to Stacy. She held it down, She kept doing the work. You know, Andrew was doing the work too, but he got a
little signetrack. I think that in all of that, what I never want to be lost is that when we have these conversations, Flame and I will have these real conversations about things of this nature, and Flame is always going to find a way to make it funny. And I think that what I never want to be misconstrued. Is our in any way? Are we ever discrediting the work or the efforts and the commitment. Because what we have here in this opportunity we'll laugh and learn, is
to amplify and accelerate black voices. And I do believe that those voices come in many different shapes and forms. Flame is just one voice. I'm just another voice. And that's why we encourage people to not only listen, but to laugh and learn, sound off and hold Flame accountable. If you don't like what she said, jump on in the conversation and hold her accountable, because that's what we're there for. No hold I'll ever put my earpiece in.
My earpiece slipped out. That's the second time something slipped out today. Andrew gil I love his politics, by the way, he's a great guy. He's a great guy, I do I think, and I don't think that was his first time they got. What I do believe is that he had gotten too comfortable with that particular person and he let his guard down. I don't even think that the tricks set him up. I think that the tricks friend
tried to set him up. That's what I believe. How we got more with Flame Maroe and we come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club morning. Everybody is cha Envy, Angela yee, Charlomagne the guy we are the Breakfast Club was still kicking with comedian Flame Monroe. I was your pandemic because you were talking before about, you know, your kids during this pandemic. How you been holding up? Flame, I'm not holding up. I'm falling apart. You know they say,
don't Everything is broken. Everything none of my mouth work. But you have been prospering. So congratulations to you on the success that you've been having during the time when it has been difficult for people. Thank you, answer and right back ast you girl, you all over TV. I say you got inducted into the Hall of Fame. Girl, y'all doing it. I'm jealous. I'm trying to get this. I want you to meet somebody. Flame Dramas. Oh say, I've been talking about you all morning long? Flame, who
is that? Let me see? Let me come. I got my life out. I could have cared to you. Guy, got my life everybody dramas Dramas don't like to talk too much. He has a crush on Jason Lee O. What she don't like Jason Lee. You don't like Jason Lee. That is not true to all that is not Let me tell you something. No, I don't like Jason Lee. That that's not true. But Jason A Tiffany super super tight.
But and here's the thing, sho man, you will have people in your life that you are cool with, and you don't have other people that they're cool with that you're not cool with. You don't have to jail with everyone. And let me tell something. I met Jason at Tiffany's birthday last year in December. He asked me to do a show. I told him I think about it. He told Tiffy Tiffany mayker do my show. I told him, bitch,
Tiffany ain't my mother. Mama, that's my boss. But she can't make me do what I don't want to do. My mama can't make me do nothing I don't want to do. So then I've seen him again and he was like, I want you to do the show. And I thought about it, and then I know who Jason.
I just got a bad use you from Jason. So he sent out an invitation about a month ago at me to say flame you a chanst you scared to come through my show because you don't want to talk about LGBT and BOBO and I just don't want that fight. Like I told you earlier, I'm picking my own battle so I'll get a chance to see him because I didn't want to send out a message and go like I'm a whole lass. I can go to your face to face, tote to toe this week, come off from
the box. Remember them hands, Jason Auntie who? So when I got a chance, I was on another girl's lab. I don't even mention her name. I was on her lab and she come said, oh Jason, I Jason Lee, and I don't know what Me and Jason didn't get it off because I didn't even see it about him my glasses off. So I just addressed the situation to let him know. So then he clapped back and said that I was a good with a dick with something I always say, but quiet as Kempton called me this that,
Oh no, he don't. He just had surgery, so now he got sagging look good now, Jason and shape, can we call it your hashtag saying maggot, Lord have mercy. Now I'm gonna tell you something I don't like to be petty. I would love to see you and Jason have a conversation because both of y'all go back, and both of y'all got some miles on you. But what say, petty, because you won't see it. Boo, I ain't gotta do thathing now. I don't want to do and they ain't
what I want to do. If I wanted to do goss some TV or reality TV, I had many opportunities. That's not for me. I'm actually done with that whole conversation because guess what, this West side of Chicago, we ain't gonna do that much hardain. I wish I had to saw y'all all you in that Tip birthday party. How I missed that we was right, we wanted. It's a conversation. Listen. I'm all for not doing things. I
don't feel like doing something. You just don't invite into your day because then it gets to he'll fight you, baby. If I can keep you away and I know you are bad, you keep your ass away from it. We and you not for each other, all right? Nick? You sure you want to do this? You know I'm my my own business. Let me tell you something. I made a commitment years ago. I will never do anything on television to embarrass my mama, cause Miss Rozetta is watching
right now. And I will never do anything that does not work for my spirit. I love Flame Playment is one of the most important people in my life. But do you know the thing I like about Flame is not performative. That's an authentic person right there. When you sit down you have a conversation with Flame. It's an authentic individual. Period. Just moving on Flame, what do you expect from this administration? The Biden Harris administration or Harris Biden is I like, when we're gonna get in and
you know, charlotage, that's great. Did you actually that because y'all know, back when I first came on or the second time I came on, I was never team Harris for president. But I did say she was swide enough not to take a knife to a gunfight. Let me tell you something we would talk about. I would wear my blue glasses. I talked about Biden Harris every day because it came down to the opportunity that or to the that's all the choice that we had. I was
I couldn't do another four years of Trump. They say it was in the Lesser or two Evils. I didn't believe that. I believe that we will never get back to the same normalcy that we once had in this country. But I also believe as a black people, as a and a brown people, that people are starting to see us. People are starting to hear us because we had to make such a funk. And now we got Kamala Harrison and therebody comes questioning when she blacking up. And she
blacking up, I said, letting him piss half. Kesha Jackson gonna show up from the projects. They're gonna know that my black why she couldn't go smirts on her faces? And I'm speaking baby. I was a siss all day. So anybody who don't remember don't know what a suster is. She shows us all that night when Mike Pence had that flat light on his days he any who, what did you say? I said, when Mike Pence had that fly lay on his gay ass head? Do you want me to spell it? Yea, Mike Pence. Mike, let me
tell you what. We gotta stop doing this to ourselves. We gotta embrace who we are and love who we are. We stay your player, We stay. We know mother knows, and we know, we knows, and we know. Tell me how you know? Flame? Because you ain't even got no lenses in your glasses? How can you see that? I see plenty, I see you, I see plenty. You want me to be y so bad? I don't know da when you get you ain't my f If you open your legs and imna punch out, I don't want a fight,
not at all. Get you boy? He needs something even flirting all morning? Lord? What's wrong with him? Chal and you know what? Some messed up? I had another comedian tell me piece one second? There you go, something slid out. That's the third time now as you don't always show about some sex. And I thought you need to get laid like really good one. I got it. I got it. For your answer, you would never talked about the beginning.
You'd be smiling all day, all night, yesterday, tomorrow, this even all that you don't said split out twice already, Now that's three times. I know what you always talk about. Six What was you about to say? You said? Somebody said you only got this ja. First of all, you don't have a job. You have a partnership. That's number one exactly. But they said that I only got the job because, man, you got some kind of thing going on.
I said, with that crediting my telling, that's that's disrespectful to Charlotte man, because artte Mae is a married man with a wife. I said, and then that's discrediting my child. Why not just a job on my Chapoltte. I mean, that's mad, disrespectful. They put you with that ugly man like that man better than I got. Y'all, y'all got your own relationship. I ain't got to understaved that cause Charlom mayn't know how to fit his step, but I see him freestyle on a quite a few people recently.
And lady, you've been a real good lady because I know you and that other guy I love. I love your clapback, the guy who's been freestyle and you hit another podcast. I ain't gonna say your name, but you know what your clapback is. You just signed fourteen partnership for I Heart, just had the bigger deal with I Heeart, and you got a show coming. Don't comedycause your clapbackers, I want your hands. Yeah, Hi, we got more with Flame Maroe and we come back, don't move. It's the
Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club Morning. Everybody is tch Envy Angela yee. Charlomagne the guy we are The Breakfast Club was still kicking with comedian Flame Monroe flaying what's the next stand? Do you miss being on the road? Oh my God is killing me. I hate tumpics apparatus is I need the energy of people and the smiles. I'm miss taking pictures of the hoogs and but I get the greatest inbo span letters and stuff. But yes, I'm working on my one hour special Netflix. Y'all year
It's up, y'all. Ain't called so of HBO or Jeff Bezos whoever called first. I'm going to the highs. Bitter Trump can call a bitch tonight. I'm telling you right now, I'm going now. Now you are not saying I don't got one of them. I listen. I was. I was always team Democratic. I was never around with Trump. I thought it was quite irresponsible of some of the people that have come on this show telling them to hold
their boat. Holy for what Holy for a little Wayne because he needed that million dollars to get out of the gym for them ten minutes them ten years, they try explam his littleunny looking answer it. Y'all know what, y'all stopped giving a little Wayne Knight quill getting thinking some day quick because he needs to wake up. I have no I drink call for man, drink call for But y'all gonna listen to him, y'all know, y'all, And this is laugh to learn. Baby, This I wouldnt laugh
to learn gonna be. It's typically gonna get your stand up special too. I would hope she would. I would, I would, And I walked quite a few million dollars because I have written my one hour special and it will be an event. It won't just be a stand up comedy, specially because you know I've done everything out their drag. I've hosted. I want to make it a whole event. But most of them would be standing up. But I got some great material about stories from the Bible,
about my boy Bill Cars. It has me. I love it. What do you mean you love Bill Commedy. I'm that was a key key joke Bill College. First of all, Bill Costley tried to destroy Nikki Giovanni's career in the seventies because she was the first one to come out to say that he had the grabby hands and really, but she didn't know about she didn't know about them cocktail pills that have put you to sleep like like that,
Michael Jackson, the Bill and you Who. But then Bill Colley came out against a lot of single black women. You know, I gotta think about black when my mom is a black woman, baby, all my aunt teams, grandma. I love black women, I love all women. But if I have to be a black woman, which I'm trying to be right now, I'm a black woman. Uh said. The single black mothers failed their kids because they couldn't keep the men at home. They he got on a bunch of comedians say, don't use the N words. Don't
say I don't say they. I SAYIG all the time. That all right, laugh and learn podcasts. You good luck. Wrong with you, you pership and I love with them kids. Angelie, I'm very proud of you to day. You can't be at you know, y'all can call me. You know, I feel le a lot of space. Breakferasce club is problematic enough, Okay, the breakfast The breakfast club is a great place to be. So many people want to be here, and I just want to thank my part of the knick smith for
him camer if you thank you for joining me. As soon as I asked him, he was like, immediately yes, because I knew that we would be a great team. I'm telling you, guys, it's something different, It's something fresh. It is not for the sensitive at the heart. It is not for crab babies and the council culture. Because we speak raw, we speak real, we speak factual. But I will always bring it around to be funny because on the top and at the end, I am always
going to be a comedian. First, let's do this. Thank you guys for watching and sharing. You can watch me on Coffee Team every day. Subscribe to me on YouTube. We have played my role or Instagram and Monroe playing is backcard. I'm backwards like the president son just back there. Uh But I thank you guys. So my stags all right, you know. And by the way, it's only a matter of flame. Flame is flame gonna be that flame, gonna be that thing in a minute. We got everyone. I
got that thing too, sho, man, we got everyone. We got I want to deal husually signed up. Lantacy is gonna come on of course, simply shot, I'm listening. I want I don't wanna get Kevin and I want to interview everybody from politicians to kings because I'm telling you, the only way that we're going to let this bridge down between the LGBT community and Sam is having an honest conversation we are because that's all I want to do.
Let's bring us together because bag you know, it's a rainbow cloud in the front, but check the back of that rainbow. It's all kind of cracks, potholes, racism, storm clouds. Yeah, I'm the bitch on the back because I'm keeping the goal. I want to see you on statec amrams so we don't get state cy arams on before the Senate election of January. You get you gonna hook me up. Were gonna get there. We're gonna make that happen. Oh that sal Man you live. You're a good ball shot. What
parting Stop, I'm not your boss. We partners play. Know the rules already about what you need. You know the rumors already. Stop say it. But yeah, the only reason that won't work because they gonna get you the ass. You can't get me. No, first of all, I ain't give him no ass. I would never be a bottom. I would absolutely be a power top. No do want you to give me ass? Oh, Charlot, I almost strew up. Wait and get off this zoom flame so much I
think you got somebody owning. Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlomagne the God. We are the Breakfast Club. Now leave us on a positive note. Hey, listen, man, My positive notice simply this. People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought, which they seldom use.
