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Down On Bended Knee

Nov 09, 20181 hr 15 minEp. 747
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Today on the show we had comedian Jo Koy stop by and some how the conversation turned into a masturbation debate and ending up on their knees. Moreover, we opened up the phone lines to see if any of our listeners related to Charlamagne when it comes to being on their knees. Also, Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to a 65 year old man who identified as a 45 year old just to get some girls on a dating app. 

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Dang if I come to the breakfast Club. I called this the hot seat your world. You know you don't control I aren't even doing here. I'm so peg are You're so pet The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, DJ Bitch Angela stay in everybody's business, but in a good way. Charlam, the ruler rubbed you the wrong way. The breakfast Club ain't for everybody. Good morning, USA, Yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yah

yah yo yeah easy yeah you cut it up. Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. All right, what's up? Easy? Nothing? What's up? DJ? I'm so excited this Friday. I got a lot to do this weekend, though I'm leaving to go to Detroit after the show. I have this investment group that I'm part of, and we have a mix there today that's free for everybody to learn how they can invest in real estate and get started. Yes, and you know what, shout to um A lot of people who go to my seminars

for real estate. I do a seminar in New Jersey and New York actually there. I think we did one in Baltimore as well. But I try to guide people how to invest in real estate. We've been doing it a long time. We've been doing it in Detroit, I've been doing it in Jersey. And one of the properties that I did, which is probably my biggest unit that I've owned. It it's seven units. We finally got people in tenants in it. We got four out of the

seven rented. People came and dropped it, deposits off. It just felt good to finally make your money back after you invested. I feel that I can't blame you for that. So that was amazing. Because our property is in Detroit, we still haven't we haven't flipped, we haven't done anything. But one of mine done and about to be put on the market. So I'm going to do a walkthrough when I get there. And then my boy just brought

another one for sixteen hundred dollars. See that's great when they see those are the deals you gotta if you want to invest in place. It's a whole house for sixteen hundred dollars. Whole house, the whole home, but you still have to fix it up, and there's a certain amount of time that you have to fix the house up. But the reason why I wanted to do the whole investment group is some people want to invest, but they're like, Okay, how am I going to find a contractor to work

on the house? Right? How am I going to make sure that everything I have to take care of yours handle so they can provide all those services whatever it is that you need. So you can, you can put a little bit of money into the front, right, like a thousand dollars you get the lowest. I think it's twenty five hundred dollars. Okay, So you can start and then people will invest. You get to see where the money goes. Yep. I'm gonna put some money into it too.

Right now, I'm not so y're buying everybody breakfast this morning, and y'all making all this money off real estate? Well, how do you feel about that? Draw? You need some breakfast, right, Steve, you need some breakfast? Well, I haven't made all these big house flippers, and here y'all buying everybody breakfaces, y'all talking about talking about how we haven't flipped the house yet. I have all my inventing. What I heard, I walked and hurt. Somebody said they flipped five Who said that, Well,

you came on time. You'd heard the whole story, the whole conversation. Well, I heard. I saw you on Instagram yesterday, say you just flip five and the man just brought you your deposit and you had a big stack of money on the Gram yesterday and black, if you want to, don't try to be Kodak black Now, I said, there was I have a seven unit home and five of the units were running out. For the units at somebody bring in the pocket? All right, So what's up with

breakfast in the morning. I got the interns all the time, taptive pockets, drunk pockets that night that if you got a night in one of them pockets drunk. But one thing about investing is a lot of times you have to put the money out before you get it back. So sometimes you have to be a little bit broke for a period of time. So right now I only have my first home that's about to go on the market. So finally you're gonna guess in return on these investments. Well,

let's get the show cracking. Joe Koy comedian Joe Koy will be joining us I love Joy. Joe Koy uh I was a huge fan of Chelsea lately when it was on E and you know, Chelsea had this amazing panel of people. Lonnie Love was on her panels, Kevin Hart used to be on her panels, and Joe Koy used to be a regular on her panels. Absolutely, he's hilarious. Just found out he's Filipino, though, like like maybe a year ago. What do you think he was white man?

Joe kit Yes, I just thought he was white. I thought Joe Coit was a matter of fact, Koy is not really his last name actually, which you also just found out, Joe Koit. Al Right, he doesn't look white to me. No, look white to me. Okay, all right, Steve Steves the white man in the rooms. He's like, I thought he was one of us two. I thought he was one of us. Let's get the show cracking front. Basis what we're talking about. You, let's talk about these wildfires.

A lot of people have had to evacuate their homes, and we're gonna talk about Florida and Georgia and those races for governor, what could potentially happen. All Right, we'll get into all of that when we come back. Keeping lockis to Breakfast Club. Good morning morning. Everybody is stej Envy, Angela Yee, Charlemagne the guy we are the breakfast club Friday. Let's getting some front page news now. Last night and Thursday night football, the Steelers beat the Carolina Panthers fifty

two twenty one. I don't know. I'm just not watching footballers. Shit, I'm just not into it. Oh you know, I'm the standing on with Chap ever since um my Cowboys been under five hundred. Mind suck, i haven't got Cowboys make the playoffs. I'll be back. I'm not I'm just not into it. That you what else you're talking about. Let's

talk about these races for a governor in Florida. Uh Andrew Gillim He conceded the race on Tuesday evening, but now it seems like there might be a recount coming because he lost by about thirty eight thousand votes so far. So that's within the point five percent needed for a machine to recount against Ryan Decantis. So whether or not he can make up that difference, we don't know, but that is definitely caused for a recounting. And got it. He still got to count all the provisional ballots and

the absentee ballots and It's very interesting. And and this is why I'm so confused of the why Andrew Gillim conceded in the first way. I said, concede when the race is that closed? Not that ye, but it was getting it's getting closer and closer. Now it wasn't Yeah, it was it was closer, he conceded. When he conceded, he was on his It wass than a hundred thousands, like eighty thousands. Why I can see he yet, especially

when all the votes aren't in. It was only like ninety was in the voting all right now In Georgia, of course, Stacy Abram still has not conceded, and Kemp is leading with about fifty point three percent of the vote. Vote, but and they're still counting the ballots. If his share drops below fifty percent, then it would automatically go to our runoff on December four. How do they pick a winner with so many ballots and so many votes still account that That just confuses me. How could you possibly

pick a winner? Or they didn't pick a winner. They say projected winner. Yeah, they projected. Then she conceded, but well no, she didn't concede. But Andrew Gilliam conceded. She hasn't conceded yet, so she's still waiting for this. These votes to be counted. Every vote should be counted. That's what democracy is all about. I I knowed if I voted, I would want my vote counted, absolutely, you know what I'm saying, Like, it's not over till it is oval

all right. Now, They have identified who the Thousand Oaks gunman was, and that was that shooting that happened at Borderline Bar and Grill in California. So what they're saying is his name is Ian David Long. He was a Marine veteran who often visited that site. Twenty eight years old. He served in Afghanistan. They said he was acting somewhat irate and a little irrationally. They said he also had an Instagram page that was a little crazy, so they

took that page down. Once investigators discovered the messages on his page. After the shooting, they contacted Instagram got his page deleted. So we don't know exactly what was on there before it was deleted, but it seems like he had a grudge that he was carrying out. They saying that he was bullied in high school and he actually

had a lazy eye. It affected him deeply, and a fellow students made fun of him because of it, and they said a lot of those students went to that bar on Wednesday nights, So it seems like it was kind of revenge that was making fun of him. So they did identify him. He killed twelve people and injured more than a dozen and that sudden burst of violence that happened, And they're saying there was a post on Facebook they believe was his and it says, I hope

people call me insane laughing emojis. Wouldn't that just be a big ball of irony. Yeah, I'm insane. But the only thing you people do after these shootings is hopes and prayers, or keep you in my thoughts every time and wonder why these keep happening. You know how many people have prospital with lazy eyes in this country. She had a boss who had a lazy eye. I'm saying, Biggie Music soul child Fetty Wapp got one eye. Shoot I got a lazy eye. After eleven o'clock, after love o'clock,

I get a lazy eyes. Shoot up nothing because I got a lazy eye. Now, is this anxiety? Or smart. Now, if there's a kid in my my kids school that's a little funny, it feels like he's going a little left with it. I'm going to the school today after the shooting. Now is that anxiety or is that just being smart? A little bit of both? All right, because I'm going to the school today to talk to principle, like, look, we gotta check this kid out. I don't think there's

anything wrong with that. I think that I think that's what you should do. I think if you see, if you see something, you should say something. If you see any type of signs that you know this kid could be going through something or things could be going left, Yeah, you should go tell somebody. That kid might need a hug, that kid might need somebody to sit him down right now and and get a stern talking to that kid

might need therapy right now. Well, I'm going to the school and I don't know if it's anxiety, I don't know if it's being smarter. If I'm a scared parent, but guess where I'm going after this. I think you should trust your instinct. My brother, I am and in northern California, they do have wildfires that are wrong and They said it's growing at a rate of roughly eighty football fields per minute. So people have had to evacuate

their homes, including Kim Kardashian. Residents have been injured, firefighter is injured as well, and families are racing out of their homes. The government said anything about that shooting that yet, like Trump issued a statement or anybody. I don't think so. I just want to know when something's gonna be done about Vanilla Isis man. Vanilla Issis is the largest and biggest threat to our country right now. All right, well that's your front page news, all right, get it off

your chest. Eight don't drink five five one on five one. If you need to vent, hit us up right now. Maybe you just need to vent, you need to clear your mind, or maybe you just want to spread some positivity. Eight don't drink five a five one on five one, Get it off your chest, and don't forget. Joe Coy commedian will be joining us next hour. It's the breakfast Club. Good morning, the breakfast Club. Just kiddings, pick up the mother mother phone and din, this is your time to

get it off chat. You want to hear from you on the breakfast club, So you better have the same energy Antonio, Yo, what ups these day? Envy Solo Man? Angela? What's ups the morning? New York City? That's the morning everybody. Yeah, So I was I was listening to the radio and it's like, um, like Angela, like this is nothing towards you. But I'm saying, like, how come when like a white person do sound crazy? Like the first thing is that we paint the narrative like, oh, you know, sympathy, and

it's like that's crazy to me. What was it sympathy you're talking about? Like for the shooter for the shoot in California, like, oh, he was bullied, he had a lazy eye. But when somebody a colored broom farm they painted out to be a criminal, or with somebody white kill mad people, it's like, oh, um, you know, oh they was bully you know, like why is that is? That is crazy? They threw the lazy eye in there,

like your lazy eyes? Well now I think they were looking for what was his motive for what he did? But that's what I'm saying. But I don't feel like that book. But when when the black kid get shot, when a cop shot the kid, and it's like oh you know what I'm saying. But um, I listened to you every morning on the way to work. You know what I'm saying. M Yeah, all right, thank you, sir. We appreciate you. South everybody out there that listen to us with a lazy eye too. Man, lazy ears don't

get enough representation. We love you. Shout to the lazy eyes all stay what I've what I've done, Get it off your chests, bro yo. Man, I'm mad at uh Facebook and Instagram right see, I got this business. I'm trying to do these advertisements. They be like promotional page, advertise or whatever amount of money and I put the little ad up and they keep on denying my ads, talking about it don't meet the guidelines or whatever. What's what's wrong with the ads? What's the guidelines that it's

not meeting. Instagram does that a lot though, and I haven't figured it out as well, but they block you for for no apparent reason. They'll say it's a curse in your thing, and there's no curses. I don't know why Instagram does that, just to pill it. I teach, I teach gun classes or whatever, and they keep on talking about I'm trying to sell guns online. I'm not

trying to sell guns. I'm trying to sell a class. Well, we'll appeal, I'm saying, appeal it and and tell them exactly that, tell them what the classes, leave a phone number, be mad descriptive. Yeah, and especially at this time with people shooting up bars and stuff like this, you know everybody needs to be able to protect themselves, be able to walk around what they've done, you know what I'm saying. So can I shoot all my business online? Right here?

Ry up? All right? What's hit me up on HIW Supreme Training on Instagram or HIW Supreme Training dot Com on Facebook whatever, Ohio Supreme Training. I'm there, all right. Don't like I don't like none of that rhetoric. I do believe in the Second Amendment, and you're right to bear arms, but I don't want to go to the club if everybody got a gun. I don't want to go nowhere where I feel like I need a gun. But nobody should be in there in a public setting.

I mean you just said, er, we're living with people shooting up bars and stuff like that, so that means you want to be in the ball with your gun. He's there everybody should be walking around with a gun. I don't want that. Well, you can't anybody. You can't want to lick around for our phone. Yeah, what's going on? Bro? I phone everybody? Good morning, Good morning Sam. Yo. I gotta get it on my chest, you know, Ivy because when you are all my friends like four hundred dollars

man each each one of them. You don't paying your cart Shore, I'm like, yo, I vent you you really no matter of fact. It was like, I venture if you don't know you my face, I'm like, you want your mom. We get to the cart Shore, you look right at me. I knew I had to break in the bag. I've seen you out for you, I've seen you out phone. I've definitely seen you. But I've seen people around you. And I said, iPhone is probably gonna charge their five hundred dollars for a picture. So I

was like, that's the problem with you. I phone them. You always trying to make money off your friends, Yo, star hes Gonta Curru, everybody got pa. I see I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you waving at me. I've definitely seen you, and I said, you ain't annoyed him man, I did. He had four people with him. I seen his ass. I see him all the time in the club and iPhone, come up? What up? Envy? So you looked in right and as I ain't ignored him me? Yeah? Four? He was come to charge people

for pictures. So what No, can't do that man make his money? And man flipping pictures the way you're flipping houses. Man flip his pictures. Huh did you see them calls I sent you? It was I see the old loran, Yeah, the old lord. I see that. If you want to cop one now, I mean, make me look good. I triged that gout for that two years. See that. You know, see I phone, you can't make money of me all the time. Why can't he? Why can't he flip? You? Flip me? He had to go your iPhone will flip anything.

Shout the iPhone. Sit him out in Queen's long eye and after y'all height, Why do't y'all bring that man one of your real estate classes and teach them how to flip houses. I try to use them hustlers, put them hustling skills to work. I'm gonna try, But then he gonna bring ten people with him and charge them hundred dollars and we'll give them French. Y'all doing group homes? What y'all doing? Get me do the rowhouses? Yeah? And group investors. Yes, get it off your chests. Eight hundred

five eight five one oh five one. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club, Wake up, wake up, wake ya your time to get it off your chest. Whether your man or black, we want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club. Hello. Who's this? Good morning? Good morning man, This is Red Kelly Red. What's up? Bro? Get it off your chest? Hey man, Thank y'all for letting me get on yesterday. I fear have to stick

get there, so this morning she's listening. Charline. I love you and again I'm proud of you for your real estate that you're pursuing. And I also want to get a shout out to my ome boy, Mark got his CDLs man, keep driving trucks now, gratulations brother? How much more pay you for that? Say what? I'm gonna Mark pay you for that? Shout up? That's my best friend, man, that's my best friend. Oh got you, got you, got

you yeah, it's my best friend. You know, anybody man that's struggling, man that don't know what they want doing their life, tell it man, get their CDs. Best driving the world, man, I want you to That's what I want you to think about this too. What if you shout it out your girl and your best friend and they together right now in the bed while you on the way to work. Oh that would be found sean. Yo? What up? Get it off your chests, bro, say, man,

what's all this about? Vanilla lives? Bro? I said, Vanilla isis, sir, not Vanilla ice. Vanilla isis. You want to know why you said that life is dangerous? Vanilla isis okay? Vanilla isis is all of these white terrorists that we see shooting up stuff. Three hundred mass shootings and three hundred and eleven days. Yes, I completely agree with that, bro. Yeah, Vanilla isis. Yeah. Not Vanilla's not your favorite rapper? My man with the white boy did that? Man? No, Vanilla

isis okay? Those white boys shooting up people all across the country. That's funny. Hello, who's this? Hello? Good? Hey? Are you doing me? What's up? Man? Get it off your chest? Damn all right, That's all he had to say. Hello, who's this day? What's up? Getting off your chest? Hey, Mby, I just want to tell you, man, congratulate doing your car show. First of all, thank you very much to you. You gonna you're gonna be having No I didn't get them out, man, I'm making tell you I'm trying to

make one. If you don't have another one somewhere. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I told myself I'm gonna do. I'm gonna trying to do at least two next year. I'm gonna do one, of course out here in to try State, New York. The Arian and I'm gonna do one. I don't know. I mean, I'm trying to look for a spot. Whether it might be Kentucky, might be a landoor, it might be Florida. I'm not sure yet. Brother. And the uh, the guy just wanted to congratulations on your book.

Thank you, sir. Shook one anxiety playing tricks on me. It's out right now everywhere, thank you, sir. I'm I'm not a reader, but for congratulations you can you can get the audio book all right, that will work because I'm in my truck right now. There you go red. Y'all y'all been, y'all have been trying to boycotting football. I'm a boycott the first five minutes if you don't start showing up on time freaky Friday or or shoot your shot because uh I want to I want to

kind of holiday. Oh okay, well we're gonna do freaky Friday to day, but we're gonna get We'll give you twenty seconds of holiday. Ye go. Uh. I know you probably don't don't mess with regular guys like me, but I'm man. I I can treat you good if you just give me a chance where you take ye out on the date somewhere. What would you take me? What would I thank you? Uh? Maybe maybe like Ruth Chriss

or something. You know, I ain't I ain't that high class, but I mean we could do something especially all right, Well, you'll be happy to know I have a gift card to Ruth Chris right now for two hundred dollars, so you wouldn't even have to probably pay for much. Oh yeah, see my type of woman. Right there, we will put you a hole and set you in your truck. Blow your home, brother. Okay, there you go, all right? Man? Hold Lord, all right, why do truck horn sounds so

much weaker than a car horning? I don't know. Get it off your chests. Eight hundred five eight five one on five one. If you need to vend, you can hit it something. Now you've got rumors on the way, Yes, find out what artists was shooting a video. There were actually a few different artists President, and there was a shooting that happened. Let'll tell you where and what it was, all right, And happy birthday to my godmother aunt missus Leone Murdock, Happy birthday, I love yo. And rumors up

next to the breakfast club. Go morning, the breakfast Club. Morning. Everybody is DJ MG, Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy. We are the breakfast Club. Let's get to these rumors. Let's talk and shooting that happened at a video. This is the rumor report with Angela yet well, multiple shots were fired at a video with Takashi six nine, Kanye and Nicki Mini. Please have security cameras on the house that may have captured the actual shooting, so we'll see what happens.

They are continuing to investigate and look for things in there by areas that may lead them to a possible suspect, but they did find at least five shell casings near the property where that video was being shot. Now, an official at the Beverly Hills Police Department told the blasted shots were fired near the house where the stars were filming their Alpine drive. The police are now on the scene. Both damn radical liberals. Man shooting at Kanye because you're

probably wearing that Maga hat now. They said that Takashi and Kanye were on set, but Nikki had not yet arrived when those shots rang out. They believe it was a drive by shoot scenario. They said Kanye was not injured. He left the scene. You think it was body gang clapping at Nikki? No man who you think was getting shot at in this whole scenario? Just gonna make stuff up, Okay, Takaci six nine, Kanye was Nicki Minaje. Who you think

was getting shot at? I have absolutely I don't know, man, God damn it, you know that was for Takaci six nine. Knock it off? Okay, absolutely not really. His other video shoot got shot up here in New York Man walking around with one hundred and security guards and lapd in Los Angeles, right now. He don't look comfortable, by the way, not even in the least bit. Would you look comfortable?

Would you feel comfortable? No, I wouldn't listen. I wouldn't want to be there, Like, there's nothing that serious in la that I got to walk around with that kind of security. I'd rather not be there. And you're getting shot at at your video shoot? Come on, you know those shots for Taka six nine. Knock it off? All right? Now, let's discuss some jewelry that's available just in time for

the holidays. But this jewelry is very controversial. Now East Saint Laurent, and I know you shot there all the time, Envy. They have a new line of jewelry and if you have Revolt TIV you can see with this actually looks like it's jewelry shaped like penises. So they have penis earrings, a penis chain and all of that. So while some people do want them, uh, some people are saying that it's just very crass. It looks like it smells na be honest with you, it's kind of the color of smegma,

Like the gold is like smegma. No, it always that brass. No, that's smegma. Colored. What do you think about It's cute? Would buy that? You said you would buy that? Said who? I didn't say you, I said who? All right, now,

Michelle Obama a penis tongue ring would be crazy? No. Her new book, Becoming is coming out on Tuesday, and in that book she writes about everything like she growing up in Chicago, confronting racism in the public life, becoming the country's first black lady, and some struggles early on in her marriage to Barack Obama as he started his political political career, meeting with a counsel or a handful of times. One thing she does talk about is not

being able to forgive Trump for this. She was don Lemon was reading an excerpt from her book, and here's what she talks about Donald Trump. This is from former First Lady's book, Michelle Obama. The whole birth thing was crazy and mean spirited. Of course, it's underlying bigotry and xenophobia hardly concealed, But it was also dangerous, deliberately meant to stir up the wing nuts and coops. She writes, what if someone with an unstable mind loaded a gun

and drove to Washington. What if that person went looking for our girls. Donald Trump, with his loud and reckless innu windows, was putting my family safety at risk, and for that I'd never forgive him. Whom Michelle Obama? Good already, Donald Trump, is that f boy, tried to line my man up, tried to get my family pressed. When you see me in the screech, keep that same energy. We don't with you presidentially. Well she did say that, but just not like that. Well, I can't wait to read

her book. I'm excited it comes out on Tuesday. All right, I'm Angela Yee And that is your rumor report. All right, Michee, we got front page news next. Yeah. Now, imagine you're on a flight and your baby is crying. But as a mom, you don't have any breast milk, You have no formula what happens next. But tell you what happened on this particular flight. Oh boy, it sounds like she got on the thing. It was like as any bunny. We'll find out when we come back. I had It's

a breakfast lum, Good morning the breakfast Club. Your morning's will never be the same. Continue the adventure with Nuts Commander as he teams up with Albest Dumbledore to stop the dark wizard Grindobald's plans to divide the Wisiting world. Fantastic Beast The Crimes of Grindobald in theaters, November sixteenth, rate of PG thirteen. I'm mourning. Everybody is dj mvy, Angela Gyee, Charlomagne, the guy. We are the breakfast club.

Let's getting some front page news and what we're talking about easy, Well, let's talk about this flight on Philippine Airlines, a flight attendant actually helped a woman whose baby was crying. Now, she posted on Facebook, I heard an infant's cry, a cry that will make you want to do anything to help. Patricia Organa then says that I approached the mother asked if everything was okay, and she said, terry eyed, she

told me that she ran out a formula milk. Passenger started looking and staring at the tiny, fragile, crying infant. She said, I felt to pension my heart. There's no formula milk on board. I thought to myself, there's only one thing I could offer, and that's my own milk, and so I offered. So that's when she went to a private part of the plane and actually breast fed

the baby. I mean kids got to eat. I mean, you know, when you're a parent and you know you see he's watching your kids stave, you won't let them eat any old anyway they can, you know what I mean. Picture share Argano in the meantime as a twenty four year old flight attendant. She's also a first time mom, so she was able to offer that. That's amazing, she said. The mother was very I don't know how I feel about that. I'm glad the kid got to eat, but I mean that would be like a hell of an

executive decision. Now, I wouldn't really be much of a baby's crying. Your kid don't. But the FDA does worn against using breast milk from another mother because of any type of risk that has to come with things like infectious diseases, true chemical contaminants and things like that. But at that point, when that baby's crying, all you want to do is feed that baby. And then you think about back in the day, old school mammy style when

the slaves with breastfeed masses kids. So the breast milk was good enough for their babies, but then they wouldn't even treat the actual slaves like human beings. Now what if you just try to give the baby some water or something with that helps the age of the baby. But I wouldn't fill up the baby though, So you was just just nothing you could have did about it. If it wasn't for that flight attend the baby looked like a new boy. Yeah. Yeah, so that's all they

can be on the milk. Can't do nothing else, nothing said, can you feel the baby up with something you can tell I'm asking questions. I don't have any kids. I'm like, maybe the baby's crying. You put some water and maybe that'll just stop it. All right. Now, let's talk about the shooter. Ian Long. That's the person they've identified as the person who was shot and killed twelve people and injured at least twelve more at Borderline Bar and Girl

in California. They said they did discover messages on his Instagram story, and they deleted his page, so we'll never know what the messages said. But according to former classmates, they said he was bullied in high school and his fellow students made fun of him because he had a

lazy eye. It affected him deeply, and that he knew a lot of those students go to the bar that he went to on Wednesday nights and that he knew some of the people who teased him would be there, so that would be part of the explanation or the motive for why he would have went there and actually killed people. He also was a marine veteran who often would go to that bar as well. They said the

team met with him. The crisis team had met with him, and they said he was suffering from PTSD, but they didn't detain him under laws that allowed for the temporary detention of people with psychiatric issues. Vanilla Isis is the biggest and most dangerous threat on American soil. All these domestic terrorist attacks come from Vanilla Isis, So why are we scared of Muslims and Mexicans Again, Listen, I think

it's disgusting that he killed twelve people. He ended up killing himself as well, so they said he died from a self inflicted gunshot wounds. Also, Vanilla Isis, okay, the most biggest endangerous threat on American soil. And as you know, we are still keeping our eyes on Georgia and Florida, two of the biggest races of twenty eighteen still undecided as votes are still being counted. So camp was the leading Democrat Stacy Abrams in Georgia with fifty point three

percent of the vote. But if that share drops below fifty percent, then the contest would automatically go to our runoff. So they're still counting and that runoff would happen on December fourth. Now, as far as Andrew Gillim in Florida, they are saying that Ronda Santis is beating him by thirty eight thousand votes and that's within the point five percent needed for a machine of recounts. So we'll keep you posted as they are still counting these votes before

should be counted. That's democracy, baby, and they're gonna count them all. I don't know why Andrew Gilliam conceded in the first place, but whatever. All right, well that's front page news now. When we come back, comedian Joe Koy will be joining us. I love Joe Koy. Joe Koy.

I was a big, big, big fan of Chelsea lately when it was on E and Chelsea has always had like really dope panels full of dope people like Lonnie Love came from Chelsea, Kevin Hartes to be on Chelsea and Joe Coyle was a regular, and I just think he's in a liarous individual. All right, So we'll kicking with Joe Koy when we come back. Don't move. It's to Breakfast Club co Morning. Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got

a special guest in the build. I love you guys so much, the best friends. And none of you guys are following me. That's not true, love that I follow you on Instagram. Liar, liar, you have lied to me for the past ten years. Look a look at this, liar. I follow you, but about us that I do too? You don't you followed one hundred and seventy three people. No, I was following you guys, and I followed you guys

because follow me. You are petty as hell, Joe. That's how I don't care if he can look right now and see if we just followed here, you guys are doing this right now. I've been following you, true to me. Why did you Why did you not know I was following You followed John Stamos and you don't follow her because he said he said, what's up? Joe? I saw you the other day when you had to come into America stuff on that Halloween. That was Halloween, man, I

hope it was Halloween around that was Tuesday. Well you also have a movie, yeah, man, I got this indie movie. Man, this is so crazy. It's called Wake. And then I got another one called Anastasia that just came out, so called Wake, like about waking up on like a funeral. It's like funeral wake, Okay. Yeah, and I play like a ghost, you know. Yeah, Yeah, it's cool. No, it's not that. It's just it was more like it was in her head. Yeah, I'm not like a real ghost.

It was just was playing it. It was in her head and she just she kept seeing her ex you know what I mean. And I was playing that. It's pretty cool man. I loved it. Are you? Are you Trump? Fatigued as a comedian. I think it's just man like, you know, when when it comes to doing comedy, man, it's different genres, you know what I mean. There's there's there's people that talk about family. There's people that do puppets. There's people that you know, talk about politics. I'm not

I don't care now. I want to talk about my son masturbating like that's funny to me. He's been and he thinks he's being slide and I'm like, bro, come on, man, the head and shoulders is empty. You still have Dandroso why are you acting like you didn't always? The lotion started off a vast and lean guy. Do you bring motion into the shower? No? If the bed? Like why would you do that on the floor, like on my knees? See, that's when you criminal, because like, why would you do that? Dude?

In the shower? Evidence is gone? Now you are to do it in your bed and like hide the evidence, throw it away on your knee? I was younger? Are you bringing and off? I don't like to put off in the shower because I was in jail. So when you was in jail, you would see the semen in the shower and I didn't. I would think you wouldn't like your did you? You said gross to my son for using shampoo, and you're talking about that you saw semen in the showers jail and you have it still.

What are you looking like when he says that, yeah, what do you do? What do you mean? What are you kneeling more? I don't know when I was a kid. You know my need to like you act like nobody's ever done that, No one's ever done that. Stand up, I've done that. Yeah, I've done that, Charlemagne. People have tough walking more than someone doing it on their knees. How's that of all? If you tough and walk to the TV, if you never have, I got on my knees, went,

this is much better. This is so much better. If you go standing up, you'll probably get in the legs and you'll probably fall. So get on your knees. But if carpet, get a towe, get some tissue or something like that. I cannot be the only person that all the fellas in the room where you have no one has y'all all standing up or sitting down or laying down. Who gets off the bed and kneels and the praise to the protesting? So I get on my knees. That's all.

There's no way y'all standing up all the time. You say, and then when you say it, you're you're so committed. You just gotta start. Really, Charlolagne does that, he'll say something. I better go on. I got a book to push. Yeah. My next book is called you're off on the knees. Who doesn't do that? I didn't know that. What's a whole chapter? I can't be the only guy. Everybody tweet me right now. Let me know, no one's gonna respond. Only people that cup on their knees are the people

without the rest of their legs. I can't believe it's starting the show. I didn't just ask. I don't know that they ill to my son's shampoo. I grabbed bass lead and kneel like, what like, that's better shower? Oh my god, I can't believe you. I can't believe you. Believe you guys, I was asking. I just knew, like I just you can tell, like the long showers. He's got a big thick head of hair, always dry. I'm like, Joe, you know what I mean? Like, how old are you? Kids?

Got a sixteen and fourteen girl? Sixteen boy? Fourteen? Oh yeah, he's off. I'm sure ask him if he's just call him, test him, just text him. When you be your good dad. But hey, look, Charlotte, an cup on his knees when he was your age. Just the best you do it. Do it when you're young and you can actually kneel now and you older, you can't do that. No, so you tried recently, my wife was pregny did last nine months? Yes,

I definitely have and it did not work. Your own personal experience, do you remember getting quiet by Yeah my mom. My mom caught me when she was doing laundry and she separated the whites from the darks, and then the sock was just not It looked like a hockey stick, and you and we both just kind of froze, just looked at each other and and she moved on. She acted like she didn't know. But then, like the rest of my life was like, yeah, make sure you put

your socks on your feet. You have a hard time puddy socks on your All conversations are forbidden with your kid. We was having that conversation this morning. Like you share a lot of the intimate things that happened to you when you were young with your child. I yeah, me and my son, are our relationships so cool? And the mom too? Man Like me and the mom. Are you know we're divorced. We've been divorced for a long time. I hear it in your tone. You guys would have

a great relationship. All we're the best of friends. Man, we are though me and the MoMA, man and I don't understand we are. She got a boyfriend that that that lives at the house that I pay for it. Yo, it's it's and it's dope. Though I love her now, I wouldn't. No, yeah you would, man, Like I think that's an old, old mentality that my mom and dad had. And they don't. They don't talk anywhere. They still don't talk,

you know what I mean. And and look at me, I'm still hurt by it, you know what I mean. I still talk about that's stupid. I feel open the door when you come down. Everything and Hu, Gino that's name, that's a boyfriend, get a name. But the mom just like them my god Joe, Yeah yeah, the mom and Gino. Man, I love him, no, but it's just it's better this way, man and I and and I moved her right next to me, like my son walks right across the street. Wow. Yeah,

it's really cool. Man, Like we go to lunches together. Like he tries to play us, you know what I mean, Like like if he knows I'm gonna say no about spending in the night on the school night, but he knows his mom will say yes, so he'll call his mom. But then I'm right there having breakfast with her. I'm like, hey, my arm right here. Do you think your mom and I are hanging out? Still have sex with the mom? No? No, right across? Why do that? Yeah, we just hang out.

Gino there too. Gino doesn't go heyso just to let him know, I'll pay for this house. No, No, Gino's cool man. Yeah, man, he's he does all this that I don't do that. My son loves like, he skates. He's an ex pro skater. He he designs clothes. You know what I mean. That's cool. You got a cool dad. When I'm not around, he's he must be younger. Yeah, he off on his knees. Man, he's that young. He's got young knees. All right, We got more with Joe

koyble he come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club the Morning bj Envy Angela Yee, Chalomagne the guy we are the Breakfast Club were kicking it with Joe Coy comedian Charlemagne. It always bugged me out on comedians hate on other comedians, especially saying that I look at radio the same way because the grind to actually be a comedic superstar is so hard. Yeah, man, tell me about not easy, dude, Charlomagne. Man, like that that Netflix special that just came out. Um, they said no to me

so many times, you know what I mean. And I remember we threw uh. I even offered to pay for them to fly out to like San Francisco. I go, I'll pay for everything, man, first class everything. Just come see the some come see the act. And then they finally just said, hey, we can't make it, and we're already booked for our roster. We got enough comics for the for the new specials next year, so we'll just

come see you some other time. And I could have just sat there and cried about and complain and went public and like, yo, that dude got a special, but I didn't. Like I've been doing it for what twenty eight years? If you're gonna give it to this cat that just started, I could have done that. But then I just took my money and I paid for that

thing myself. Man. I paid for all that man, that logo behind me, the floor, the director, all that man, you know, and yeah, angel, And then I'm trying to tell jokes knowing that I've invested all my money and then knowing that in my head while I'm trying to be funny in my head, the only person I really want to sell this to already said no to me, like it's so it's such pressure, right, like I don't even know where this special is gonna land. But the one person I really wanted to go to said no.

So that was the pressure that I had. But I did it, and I cut it up because I knew it was going to be good, and then I handed it to him and then they bought it from me, no disrespect to Netflix, like I wasn't. I'm glad they said no to mean, maybe I wouldn't have been as hungry as I was on my performance because when I was up there, man, I was starving. I was like, I gotta get this bitch on and I got to

sell these jokes. Man, if you end up getting more money than you would have asked for, if you would have just took a deal right away, because now you've done all the work and you're able to command more or you got. I mean, the cool thing is they paid me and then something for the special, so that thank God, because my son was not going to college. I mean he was. It was done. It was a rap I took. I took everything out of my account, man, and so they pay me back and then they gave

me enough to you know, buy something nice. And then uh and just recently, um, they just signed me to two more deals. So I got two more specials from Netflix. God bless Netflix. And why is Netflix the end all be all now though it's not the end all. It's just like network's not king anymore, you know what I mean, Like, look what you guys are doing. You guys are king right now. Like everyone's want everyone wants to be on this now. This is this is that generation now when

no one gives a about censorship and all that. We don't want. We don't want to watch that anymore, like no one And Netflix is that platform. Every kid has a phone and Netflix is on every phone, you know what I mean. And if you're not money in thirty seconds, you're done right now. When it comes to your comedy, we've been watching like a lot of people, say Pete Davidson, for example, right, he'll talk about his relationship breaking up Ariana Grande. She might be a little irritated about it.

But he's still gonna do it, did you I have to have issues with your exa with your sam where they're like, yo, can you not talk about that? No? No, I was scared about this this special that's about that I'm about to do. Um. There's one particular joke that I'm I was nervous about doing it because I did it in front of my son and because it is about him. And I noticed that when we went backstage, he just wasn't happy about the joke. And then uh and then I realized, I go, oh, I get it

because it was only about him. And uh, so I started making fun of myself and tagging myself with the same situation that he was in. I don't I'm trying to be like because I don't want to let it out here because because I'm about to drop that so um. But then when I started doing that, he appreciated it. He was like, ah, I like it. And then he even asked me, He goes, are you gonna do that joke? And I go, yeah, I'm definitely doing because then everybody

knows it's about him. At school, Oh, they loved to make Oh he loves it. Man. Everyone at school was my sweatshirts. They all know he gets away with murder. He goes late to class. His teachers are like, Oh, I love your dad. He's so funny. I wanted to wonder if he really looks off ahead and shoulders though, yes, he off I want to I hope that God he doesn't cough on his knees. That will depress me. I can't wait till he does. He really, yes, I can't

wait till he does. Somebody, why is this towel rolled up on the floor? What have you up with? A Colin Kaepernick Jersey on? He just looks at me. Thanks, breakfast club? All right? Is that how he ended in? Why do you always do this? You have a comedy album lie from Seattle? Yes? Yes on iTunes' yes? Is it doing well? Yeah? Especially after now if you can say you got it, can you just do it and act like you got it? I got it? It's great man. You know when I got your book, I got on

my knees and started masturbating all over the bucks. This is awkward. See this way it goes too far. Hey, I don't know what chapter eight through fifteen because they're all stuck together. I really don't know anything about you. The chapter seven I'll trying to end on a different note, but you want it right back to my I'm gonna play two books and see the guy. I'm gonna put my knees on him. And that's what ship was really about. Actually, man, what else you guys going on? Headlining two shows at

the New York Comedy Yeah, the Beacon Theater. Man. We sold the first Beacon Theater completely out. We added a second. There's only a few tickets left. And um, dude, I can't believe I'm at the Beacon Theater. Man. This is great. Happens when you bet on yourself. I love did you watch him make? God? Damn it, God damn that hand felt thick, so thick. It's the new Blood Brothers for life for lunch. All right, well it is Joe Coy, thank you for joining it. I love you. Are you

gonna come or what? Wow? Wow? Joe you are? I brought? I brought something? Just where is it? Where is it? Hold on? I want to bring that? Can they get a hurry? He's right there. Get the jackets. The jackets. Joe selling merch. So check this out this month. This my jacket, right, that's nice. From the ghetto to the Ghetty. Thank you, the Ghetti, Joe Sa Ghetti, the museum, the art Museum. Oh got you, got in La man got you. Thanks thanks for being on my jacket room. And that's

a nice jacket. What the Ghetti? And can if while wearing this jacket and I go off all my knees while wearing this jacket. You gotta take the five ye it's Joe Core heavy. You gotta rock that. I got you. It's the breakfast his knees. I love you guys, knees wanting everybody. It's DJ mvy Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy. We are the breakfast on my Twitter to be okay, I'm not the only person I hit that masturbase on maybees or hats historically. We're gonna talk about this next hour.

I'm you're in the bed with a young lady and you're hitting it from the back. What are you on? You ain't standing up in the bed. Yeah, but you're not pleasuring yourself by yourself. You not masturbated. What does it matter how you pleasure yourself? Why don't you sit down, take a seat, laid down? Done that sometimes too. I'm gonna talking about it, my young guy. I just never would say I'm gonna get on my knees and masturbated. That's just something that just never crossed my mind. That's

what I used to do often. You know. What's so funny. I come and here to pray all every morning, and I got in here to prey, and one of these white devils in here gonna say I thought you was masturbated, you know, And every day you do that, that's how we look at you, like it's you masturbating over there. We just just don't know. Now we know what it really is exactly. Well, don't forget Thursday, November fifteenth, that's next week. It's the breakfast Clubs Change for Change Radio

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and raise funding for treatment of mental health. Correct. Yes, so we're gonna be doing that next Thursday. Now. Last year we raised over eight hundred thousand for Gathering of Justice. So this ship we're trying to raise as much as we can to you know, to put a light on it, to help people that are having mentally problems, mental problems and give them treatment. Yes, I just got extremely tired thinking about that day. I thought about last year. I

was like day Yo. We was here all day six am to midnight and then had to come right back to do the shoulder next morning. But we do appreciate everybody that contributed. If you contributed a dollar, if you contribute five dollars, some people were like, you know what, they really went above and beyond one hundred dollars. That's what really made us go above and beyond because every person that donated, whatever amount it was, that's what really

made a big difference. I got a lot of vacation days. If I took that Friday off, then you have the whole Thanksgiving off is the next week? Oh it is, isn't it? Okay, well that might be an option. That might be an option. Just taking this way, Yeah, just coming late, you know, because I do that every day light work, because you know, I'm you know. Anyway, Well, anyway, we got rumors up next to what we're talking about in the rumors. Yes, let's talk about our new baby.

Congratulations to this couple for having their first child together as a couple. Okay, all right, we'll get to that next. Keep a lot just to breakfast club. Good morning morning everybody in stej Mvy, Angela, Guie, Charlomagne, the guy we all the breakfast club. Let's get to these rumors. Let's talking new baby. It's about Angela. Ye found the breakfast club. But congratulations sit Duane Waiting, Gabrielle Union. They had their

first kids together. Of course, we know they do have a blended family now now, he posted, we are sleepless and delirious, but so excited to share that our miracle baby arrived last night via surrogate. Welcome to the party, sweet girl. So they've been trying to have a kid for years. Gabrielle Union has been talking a lot about having eight or nine miscarriages. She talked about it in her book We're going to Need More Wine. She said, for three years, my body has been a prisoner of

trying to get pregnant. So now they found a saragate who carried the child for them, and they had their baby. They already have three kids because of his kids from his previous wife, but now this is their first child together. Congratted him dropping a clues bond for the weights. You know, when I seen the picture that they released, you said, I thought she actually gave birth because she was in She was all she looked like she just delivered the baby.

So I was like, I don't even know she was pregnant. But then all right, she had to have the skin to skin contact, so she was in the hospital making sure the baby was on her bear skin. She posted a lovely day. We are sleepless and delirious, but so excited to share that our miracle baby arrived last night via surrogate, and November seventh will forever be etched in our hearts as the most loveliest of all the lovely days. Welcome to the party, sweet girl. So congratulations to them all.

Right now, for all you Drake fans, there's gonna be a follow up to Scorpion, and that's gonna happen pretty soon. Here was Drake announcing that he's gonna start recording immediately after his tour. I guess most people would go on an equation or I don't know what they do after. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do, because I keep having nights like this that remammy why I love my job so much. I'll promise you that as soon as this tour is over, maybe I'll take like a

little break. I would get White to work on a new album so we could be right, all right. So if you're a Drake fan, made we need another Drake album already out a double album this year? Why not? You know what? I think he's out of his deal to his obligations. After that so really listen. The run has been very extraordinary because usually when you have an artist like Drake who's at the top of the game to where he is and the way radio plays all his records to death, people should have been tired of

Drake four or five years were not. That's what I'm saying. Out of extraordinary all right now. Snoop Dogg, he was going on a little tour and he took a trip to the White House in DC and he smoked right outside of the White House. He documented that in some Instagram videos. He said, f the President in one of the clips, and then he actually blazes up and then he goes to watch Netflix afterward. And he also revealed what he wants to happen as far as a biopic

on his life. Here's what he said, I'm thinking like a Snoop dog biopic. Seventy sixty late sixties, when my mother and father pops in Vietnam, seventies, when I was born in seventy one, and the era, the hippie era, growing up, eighties, football selling candy, oh cocaine, selling drugs, gang banging, nineties. Rap started two thousand in conjunction with Lee Daniels and Ryan Cooglo. Snoop can't do a movie. Snoop needs like a Netflix or Hulu series. He needs

like thirteen one hour episodes to really really tell the store. Yeah, I don't know if he could go through everything up until now. Maybe it will be just a portion like from his beginning stages, like he said, and maybe it won't go all the way up until now. Maybe they'll go just up to the end of death row to watch that. He needs a Netflix series, man, he needs thirteen one hour episodes a couple of seasons of those to be able to tell the whole store. All right, Now,

good news for applies. Remember he got arrested when he was going through the airport and they found a gun in his bag. That's when he was begging him not to take his hat off because he didn't have a headcat. Well, that felony gun charge was dropped. He was facing that charge for carrying a concealed firearm. But he did complete a concealed weapons course and they also said he had a valid permit for carrying a concealed weapon. Apparently he

grabbed the wrong bag by mistake. The gun was his and you know he did have he went all the way around. He didn't. He didn't catch a gun charge and they didn't. They didn't take his hat off at the airport, dropping include vunce applies. He won. Yes, so congratulations to him for getting that charge dropped. All right, I'm angela ye, and that is your rumor report. All right, thank you, missie Charloike. Yes, who are you giving that donkey to us? It's a guy out there named a

Meal rattle Band. I have no desire to be younger this guy does. We'll talk about it four after the hour, all right. We'll get into that when we come back. Keeping locked us to Breakfast Club come morning. I was born a donkey. It's the donkey of the death. Don't get that's pretty Charlemagne Devil Breakfast Club. Yes, yes, yes, yes, donkey of the day for Friday November knife goes to

a sixty nine year old man name a Mile rattle Band. Now, in America and all throughout the world, people are choosing their own adventures. Okay, in real life, not in books. In real life. What I mean by that is people nowadays can be whatever they feel like. It doesn't matter what you are born ass doesn't matter what you are. You can be whatever you identify as. Okay, you can identify as whatever you want. Smooth. All the transgender isn't

transsexuals out there? Salute to all the trans racials. Good morning Treasure, good morning Rachel does all. And now I don't know what you call this yet. I do know that many men get accused of not growing up, acting like children. A bunch of grown ass little boys and a male rattle band is not quite that. But he is sixty nine years old physically, but emotionally, he says he feels twenty years younger. I think we all say

stupid stuff like that. At times. You can be forty and someone will say, oh, you know how you feel, and you reply like, I feel like I'm twenty or forty is the new thirty, thirty is the new twenty. Now, I don't even remember what twenty feels like. Okay, if you're forty and you feel great and you in great shape, don't chalk that up to feeling like you twenty. Chalk that up to being forty and knowing how to take care of yourself. Age is great. Human beings put value

on everything that has age, except for ourselves. Aged wine age kannak age, cheese, antique cars. We put value on all these things, but when it comes to each other, we act as if we are depreciating in value as we get older. No that's not the case. But a meal hasn't gotten the memos. See Amel has started a battle to make himself legally twenty years younger on the grounds that he is being discriminated against on a dating app. He's comparing his bid to alter his age to ginger change.

I can't make this kind of stuff up people. Let's hear from a meal rattle band himself. I feel I suffer under my age because I'm much more younger than my sixty eighth. So when I ask for a mortgage, for example, they say it's impossible. If I go on tender you know, then I got woman from sixty eighth sixty nine when the woman there and when i'm will tend you know. Then they say, okay, then you can lie for your age. You say you're forty nine. I don't want to lie. I want to be myself, so

don't force me to lie. But when I am really forty nine again, I will have a baby again. I will buy a new car again. I will paint my house again. I going outside and I invest my money again, because now I'm an old man. You know, I have to save my money to give to my kids so they can live. But if I have that age again, I hope again, I'm new again. Now he's in court right now for this, and I judge conceded that the ability to change gender was a development in the law,

and he agrees with a Meal. A lot of years we thought that was impossible. But he asked to applicant how his parents would feel about twenty years of rattle Band's life being wiped off the records. The judge said to a Meal, for whom did your parents care? Who was that little boy? Then a Meal replied to the judge, my parents are dead, all right. He also said he was willing to renounce his right to a pension to ensure there were no unforeseen consequences of his age change.

At the end of a forty five minute court session, Rattlebrand said, it is really a question of free will. Okay, So what happens when a sixty nine year old man says that his emotional age is sixteen and he starts dating a real sixteen year old I mean if courts start letting grown asks men legally change their age because emotionally they feel like they are teenagers, can you really lock this guy up legally you told him he was sixteen.

You know, they say you can't tell someone how they feel on the inside, and that's true, but we also know you can't turn back the hands of time. It's a lot of things we are accepting of in this era, but we're not about to make the trans age a thing. All right, you're gonna have that, you know, you're gonna have fifteen year old saying they feel eighteen and buying cigarettes saying they feel twenty one in buying alcohol. What about a ten year old who identifies as a sixteen

year old and wants to go get his driver's license. Look, guys, aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. You can't become who you are if you are still trying to go backwards. And one thing you learned you get older is that you understand it's not about what you look like. Okay, it's all about the person you've become. A meal, you're not happy with who you have become. You don't like who you are, because if you did, you wouldn't be trying

to be a forty nine year old man again. And furthermore, if you're gonna play Make Believe, why go from older to old? Okay, if you're gonna legally change your age, at least jump back to your twenties, all right, But you know you can't do that because you would look like the oldest twenty something ever. Hell, even if you get twenty years shaved off, you're gonna look like the oldest forty nine year old ever. Did you see him

on Revolte TV. I was once told the great thing about getting old is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. But guess what, you don't get them back either. Please give a meal. Rattle brand, Rattle band, the biggest he are. Yeah, this is equivalent to something that happened when I was in college. I dated a guy who was He told me he was twenty four. He was really twenty seven. He said he was in jail for three years, and those are the three years

it took from his life. He was reclaiming them. Can't reclaim your time. You're not MAXI water as much? All right, it's over like you're twenty seven, just like this guy is sixty nine. Not you should not be able to legally change the age to forty nine. That makes absolutely,

positively no sense whatsoever. All Right, I imagine an NBA player being forty years old but didn't saying I want to legally change my age to twenty, and then going out there and saying teams are discriminating against him, when the fact of the matter is just because you say you're twenty doesn't mean that you have the body of a twenty year old anymore and can play like your twenty.

Remember that one kid you gave Donka to Day, He was really like twenty five, but he said he was eighteen and went back and played on his high school team. You get him donk in to Day for that too. He played, He played like three years. He was scoring like forty a game. Actually here playing in high school. He's kids, he said he was younger. No, all right, well, thank you for that Donkey. Today, now it's had some great conversation. It's Fiday, so you know what that means,

freaking freaking freaky Friday. I hope this isn't gonna be a conversation about Charlemagne on his knees again. Yes, this is about Charlotmgagne on his knees, but this is about masturbate. We don't know what else he does on his knees, but this is about masturbating. Earlier today, comedian Joe Koy came in and we found out that Charlemagne masturbates kind of in a any situation. What are you kneeling for? I don't know when I was a kid, you don't

neither like you act like nobody's ever done that. No one's ever done that. Standard up, all right, so let's open up the phone lines eight hundred five eight five one on five, one night. Have you ever masturbated on your knees? I mean, I'm sorry, I don't know why y'all act like this is so abnormal. I mean, if you're in the bed with the girl you're hitting from the back of you on your knees, bro, Or if there's a guy standing in front of you right and

you're he's standing there, you're on your knees. I don't know anything about that. Why are ye? Yeah? So ye don't make any sense? Ye. I'm asking because this is a show, and I'm asking towards the show. I don't want to be you know, sent to human resources or hashtag anything. I'm just asking, have you ever masturbated on your knees? That's inappropriate? See how you? Why are you asking her? Because it's everybody just not just met or you just asking the man? Is that what you're is

the one talking about this? This is a guy thing. Everything don't gotta be for everybody, You know that, right, y'all gonna have to stop, all right? I just ask he for things to be gender specific at time. A female out there that masturbated on her knees, do y'all find that weird? Or she did? I find it weird that you did? Okayden, So why don't we keep it specifically? Question? Though I did not for women? Yeah, that would be kind of weird. But eight hundred five eight five one

five one? Do you masturbate on your knees? Let me see what this means? Uh like, google it masturbating on your knees, masturbates on his knees? What does it say? I'm just curious. Oh bro, we'll talk about it when we come back, all right. Eight hundred and five eight five one o five one do you masturbate on your knees. Call us up now, it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club putting everybody is DJ Envy Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy we are. The breakfast Club is Friday,

so you know what that means. It's freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. Now. During our interview early with Joe Coy, we found out that Charlomagne masturbates on on his knees. What are you kneeling for? I don't know when I was a kid like you, act like nobody's ever done that. No, I've ever done that. Now you want to hear something interesting that you know we were talking about. Is this a weird thing? So I googled right, masturbating on knees and guess what, It's a huge category for gay porn on

porn hub. Masturbating on knees gay makes sense. Okay, so that's when I slip here, Be a good boy and get on your knees before I tell your daddy. Say that again. Be a good boy and get on your knees before I tell your daddy. Emo boy on his knees servicing big Oh, I can't say that BBC. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You know, when I was a young, guys dropped to my knees and mathura so so so it's weird when you're on your knees in the bed hitting your girl from the back.

Now here's a puzzle toilet scene. No, but I'm not by myself. It doesn't matter. What does it matter what masturbation like? So that's like okay, laying on, laying on your back, masturbating, that's bad to at least I'm chilling. Oh this category, nobody chills on their knees. Why not for the chills on the knees is catches on their knees. On the other than that, when you're praying, When you're praying, do you think you're chilling? You know, I'm praying, all right,

I'm masturbating steps on on knees for stepfather. All right. Well, either way then that even if it's gay or not, it's still people off on their knees. It's not abnormal. Okay, y'all got a problem with gay people mathurbing on the caligory? Never did people do it regardless of what the sexuality is, They do it, all right, Hello, who's this? You know dra Dre? What's up? Man? What's going on? Man? You masturbated? Man? Why are you sounding? Man? What's going on with Charloa?

How y'all work with this guy? Man? Because I bring ratings, because he tells the truth. And if he masturbates on his knees, I do you know he masturbates on his knees? You know? Angela just found out that it's heavy and the gay punt world, So, I mean, you never know why why do people think that's abnormal? Though? How can you get into it on you need? Man? What do you mean the same way you get into it on your back? How do you do? Tell me how you do it? I mean I'm either laying down, I'm in

the shower. I don't do that shower things. Shower was just nasty. I was in jail and it was mad seamen on the shower on your south flow when you was in jail, Remember when they sat Rocky talking about how he was getting into that fight and he was slipping all over Seamen. That's how it is in jail for real straightness to get in my head. But okay, Ryan, what's up? Ryan? Do you masturbate? On your knees, bro, I do. No, this is Charlomagne. No, it's not. That's

envy talking to you. This is Charlomagne. What's happening, sir? Talking to me? Do you masting me on your knees? Bro? I do? I do? And you know what I do? I feel like you get the most freedom out of it, and it cleaned up nice afterwards. You know. Yeah, you're right there already close to the floor. You know what I'm saying, like like the spunk don't got far to go. You put you put a pillow under your knees. You know. Wow.

I never did all that. Wow. I mean at my age, I would now though, I don't want to hurt yourself. All right, thank you? Man? Tell me, hey, what's up? They tell me what's going on? Bro? None? Man, I've been trying to get through do you guys for a while. Let's see. Every morning they tell me, do you masturbate on your knees? I don't, man, I think that's a little weird. I'm sorry. Why is that weird? Though? I mean, it's not like you're hitting the girl from the back.

It's different. It's just on your knees. Masturbating. It's just a little I don't see what's the difference. So, what's the dif between laying on your back in masturbating? It's not a girl on top of you. What's the difference? What are you where? Where are you masturbating? Do on your knees for it? What are you laying on your back? Form masturbating? None of this makes any sense, y'all? Do know that? Right? I mean, I guess you're you. You're hitting the girl from the back of you, on your knees.

You're laying on your back. That means the girls on top of you. What's the difference. You're just masturbating on your knees. I mean, I guess you're right. No, he's not right. It's weird little talking, don't I don't see. I don't see what's weird about you? So so let me see you know what you need, let me see, let me see. Let's get more phone called this time to get on his knees. You gotta sign eight hundred five eight five one on five one. Do you masturbate

on your knees? It's the weirdest thing ever. It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life. But hey, if he likes it, I love it. Call us up now it's the Breakfast Clumble Morning the Morning. Everybody is DJ Envy Angela Yee. Charlomagne the guy. We are the breakfast club. Now if he just joined us, we're talking masturbation now. Joe Koy was here earlier and we had a conversation about masturbation. What are you kneeling more? I don't know when I was a kid, you know, my

neither like you act like nobody's ever done that. No one's ever done that. Standard up. See we found out Charlomagne masturbates on his knees. We just I don't know why you'll act like this is so weird. Furst of all. I'm not on though, Like it's not a Colin captain, So I'm not on one knee, you know what I'm saying, Masterbig, I'm on both knees like I'm hitting the girl from the back now, and I masturbate. I don't do that. I mean, I don't do that anymore. I haven't masturbated

in a long time. Actually, Hello, who's this? What's going on the phone? Hey, what's up? Do you masturbate on your knees man, man, ME tell you is a much more natural position and the spencer to what you would actually be doing if you weren't doing it for yourself, unless you're thinking about the person being on top of you. I mean, come on, think about it. You've a missionary. Your needs is touching the good to get that push, you know what I mean. That's a very good point

what I'm saying. So all these people said, oh, I'll sit down or stand or all this other stuff like come on, man, often like you're sitting up in a chair with somebody, right, I mean, you're at the strip gard when you do. And that's a very good point you bring ucause you can't masturbate missionary style. You know. If you can't, you can't, Like it's impossible. Why are you masturbating missionary style? I never tried, Carlos, what's up?

They ain't Carlos. You masturbate on your knees man. I'm not a masturbator, man, I have never masturbated in my life. I don't believe you're a liar. You're gonna call you can't tell that lie. I'll promise you I have enough. I wouldn't even lie if I'll be on the spot, I'll be thirty two. I mean i'd be thirty three on Monday. Wrong with you? You got unattractive hands. No, I'm not just a they're they're attractive man. So I don't have that massibit. Just get it freely your hands

don't turn you on. No, hell, you ain't never wanted to yourself. I'll call I'll get a female the color. All right, we don't believe you. Why are you calling it? Why are you calling us? Hello? Who? Just topic is about masturbation? You ain't a mass big Hey Shay, Hey, Shay, good morning. We're talking about masturbation on your knees? Do you do that? Okay, First and foremost, this isn't about me. It wasn't about an X. Then it's only because of how y'all are trying to dog Charlotte Nane. So I

how to X back in high school? Who used to hump the carpet? I actually caught him in my walking closet humping my carpet on the floor. Okay, you compare it to humping to you think this is helping Charlotte. I just took I just told y'all how weird mission. You can't masturbate the missionary. Look that looks crazy, okhead, you can't like his masturbation was never using his hand. That was literally carpet on the floor. He was lading how to do it that way. So everyone has their

own little way of doing things. Are you still with him? She said, high school for not ax because because he was a little weird. How did you get those stains out of your walk in closet? Though? Oh? I had to go buy one of those uh carpet cleaners, like the one that you would rent some big hots. Actually just went about one for wal Mart. I love, Thank you, Charlomagne. Now be honest. Sounds like you never humped a pillow or humped the rug. Definitely humped the pillow as a

kid who didn't have a pillow. You don't. I'm a pillow. You never no pillow? Man, Man, you're a weirdo. I'm a pillow and you're around hump pillows. You didn't hump a pillow as a kid. No, everybody humped a pillow. Almost did you hump a pillow? Why got you hire up? Steve? Have you humped the pillow? Yes? Well, Steve red you're home. The pillow. Hump the pillow, A hump A pillow, Yeah, the pillow. Now I have not And y'all need to free y'allself sexually free ourselves. Y'all need to be more

sexually liberated. Y'all don't know yourselves? You know what I mean? Charlomagne, what's the moll? The story? The moral of the story is man masterbid. However you want a masterpead like? I don't because I like if you try to masturbate the missionary style, that looks crazy. It's only a few ways for a man to really be comfortable in masturbate on his knees, on his back, and I guess sitting on there you the bed. I can't do the standing up thing. I got leaked a week legs. When you googled man

kneeling masturbating, what did you see? What came up? It was a category on porn hub. Actually it has a lot of videos on their gay It says free gay masturbating on these porn VIDs. What was it? It was a line that you read earlier, which one I don't know. You tell me, I'm not gonna repeat it. We got we got a whole community in the Yeah, it's a lot. That's cool. Now we got roomors on the way. Whoa what This guy is amazing. He masturbates in himself at

the same time on his knees. Yes, impossible, you know it's impossible. Even the video. You know it's impossible. It's just impossible. I don't even make no sense. You try out, How can you do something like that? Take your hand, put it behind you and the other hand too. That would be too distracted. He's tried it. We got rooms on the way. Yes, let's talk about Michelle Obama. You know, earlier we told you about the fortunate news for Gabrielle

Union and Dwayne Wade and them having their first baby together. Well, Michelle Obama reveals in her own memoirs what happened with her the first time she tried to conceive. All right, we'll get into that when we come back. Keep a lot. This to Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. I actually have something coming out later on to day with ghost Face Killer and Jis. What is it you were talking about? I forgot. Oh my goodness, let's get to

the rules. Let's talk Michelle Obama. Oh my gosh, she's filling the tea. This is the rule of Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Well, Michelle Obama's memoir is coming out on Tuesday, Becoming, and one thing she talked about this morning with Robin Roberts on Good Morning America was the struggles that she went through when she had a miscarriage. Here's what she had to say. I felt lost and alone, and I feel I felt like I failed because I didn't know how common miscarriages were.

Because we don't talk about them, we sit in our own pain, thinking that somehow we're broken. She reveals that it was with the help of infertility treatments that Malia and then Sasha were finally conceived. We had to do IBF. I think it's the worst thing that we do to each other as women, not share the truth about our bodies and how they work and how they don't work. I cannot believe I'm not how Michelle Obama's book yet.

I know that book is going on advanced copy. That's how you know Michelle out here pop because they're not even sending out advanced copies of her book. At least, I don't go one. No, I get all the books I'm gonna go see her at the Barclays two, which I'm really excited about now. In addition to that, she talked about actually going to marriage counseling because everything wasn't always smoothed with Barack Obama. Marriage counseling for us was one of those ways where we learned how to talk

out our differences. What I learned about myself was that my happiness was up to me, and I started working out more. I started asking for help, not just from him, but from other people. I stopped feeling guilty. I know too many young couples who struggle and think that somehow since there's something wrong with them, and I want them to know that Michelle and Barack Obama, who have a phenomenal marriage and who love each other, we work on our marriage and we get help with our marriage when

we need it. Damn right, people act like going to marriage counseling. It means problems, No, it's maintenance, but like therapyce me that whole process on. Barac Loves Michelle, the reality series that they are going to have when they're in counseling together is what I'm kidding a Chad Loves Michelle I'm about to be disgusted. I was like, no, now, you don't have It's normal and people, But I don't want to see Barack Michelle doing it. You don't mind.

Chad loves Michelle, that's cool. I would love to see Baraco Michelle what counsel. Absolutely yes, I love that fact that. I like the fact that that talking about it, you know what I'm saying. But I don't necessarily have to see the accounts. I would love to see if they will be open enough to see what they talk about. Absolutely all right now, Matt Byrones has gotten sole legal physical custody of his twins. He's been at war with Gloria Govan for years about the restraining orders and all

kinds of things. He says that she is a physical danger to him, and that restraining order was granted until May of twenty twenty, but the judge doesn't believe that she does pose a threat to the children, so she can see her kids. But he is given sole legal and physical custody of those twins. They're working out custody arrangements for the holidays, which includes Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year's Right now, listening to mat Bons dropping the clues

balls to him. That's a beautiful thing. Gloria Govan has to get twenty six sessions of anger management and ten parenting classes as well. So yes, all right, Oprah. Her favorite things list. I don't know if you guys had a chance to see that. Some of the picks that she has on that list have been announced, so you know, there's always a good list because it ranges from things that are like inexpensive to really expensive things on the holidays.

It's so close. Now go ahead because you know it's time. Okay, the Apple AirPods. Do you guys have those AirPods? You know the ones? I feel like those are so easy to lose, the very easy to lose. They go right inside. I feel like I'm getting cants every time I put them window. I'm not gonna lie, damn. All right. Um. She also has the Echo Spot, which harnesses the Amazon Alexa onto a screen where you can see the weather Wise videos. She has that on there. She has a

hey Alexa turned the Breakfast Club on. See if that worked? Probably on already somebody heard it, just so you know. Um, certain other things like birds, bees, holiday family pajamas. That's only ten dollars. I didn't know that, but I love Birds to Bees products. I had no idea, but it's a matching family pajamas and both blue and red, so they said it would be some great photo ops for the family. Black and Dector Hillix Performance Premium five speed

hand mixer. I don't own a hand mixer. A hand mixer, yeah, so you can whip up all kinds of things of the holidays, okay. Anyway, there's a whole list of a bunch of different things. Of course that Oprah always does every year. Her favorite thing, Your favorite things me pads for Charlomagne, Chris, tell me nothing I want. You were excited about the birds Bees pajamas. I mean I didn't, and I was excited that bird beat. I was like, Birstbees got pajamas because you know they didn't knowing for

like lip pointment. We need to do our own list already. Now I'm gonna put those penis earrings in the netfork. Alright, Saint Laurent, all right, all right, I'm ansi la yee. And that's your rumor report. Thank you, miss ye Oh, and listen. Today is the twenty fifth year anniversary of the WU Tang album and tri co quests and tribal called Question. Later on, I'll be on Network Live. It's an app and Me and ghost Face and Jizzi will

be on there with their exclusive wallabies. They're releasing some wallabies from the twenty fifth anniversary of the Wu Tang album. Come Yes, we shot that a couple weeks to go in La. All right, well shout to revote. We'll see you tomorrow or we'll see you on Monday. And let's don't have to mix with some tribe called quest queens. What it is, it's the twenty fifth anniversary. Let's go the breakfast club your morn. Things will never be the same.

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