Your execution on the Donkey of the day is something to go? Is it a reason I gave me donkey other day? And I deserve that you need to know what you need to tell them? I am you have the voice. It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a reed. But you're so good at charlamagne che.
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Sorry man, who did you even up the other day? Too many? Well?
Sexy red Donkey of to Day for Tuesday, January ninth goes to Gabriel Marie Baker and Lree Nicole Willis Okay, gabriel is thirty three and Laria's thirty six, and they're both facing charges after allegedly using false personal information to buy a new Mazda. Sleuth everybody out there driving the Marsia dropping the clues bombs for all the MASA drivers. Fun fact, do you know Mazda comes from a horror Mazda the god of harmony, intelligence and wisdom from the
earliest civilization in West Asia. I'm saying all that have to say, Gabrielle and Larie are not that okay. See, Gabrielle and Larie are the epitome of city girls. There's always a scam to be unlocked with these two and these two young ladies went to the Tim Dall Maza dealership and they co signed and filled out the paperwork to purchase in twenty twenty four Maza c X thirty from the dealership. But they were purchasing it with somebody else's information.
Of course.
They were, Okay, you're gonna get this fake social Security number on this application, and you're gonna get this fake Arizona driver's license too.
Okay, while we add it, here's.
A fake name and fake fake birthday, and here's a fake Utah driver's license to go with the fake Arizona one two okay, because I need a fake cod sign up. Oh and for good measure, here's some fake paste Ubb's courtesy of one eight hundred contacts.
They are top tier scam bam, thank you, ma'am. You hear me. They did not come to play.
And it worked for a little while, okay, because they agreed to buy the Mazda for almost thirty two thousand dollars. But employees became suspicious because they did not make their down payment in time, and when the dealership attempted to contact them, the phone numbers another contact info world.
They just weren't valid, right.
The dealership even reportedly contacted one eight hundred contacts and they confirmed that the two were not actual employees.
Dull and the pay stuffs were false.
You think, Well, Gabriel and Larie eventually did get arrested.
And why did they get arrested?
Because the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime, Yes, they do, never fails, always happens.
What do you mean, uncle Shawlady returned to the scene of the crime.
Well, gb and young Utah after the vehicle they purchased I legally was reported stolen. They were arrested at the same damn tim Dahl Mazda dealership they basically just robbed a week before.
Oh, yes they were because they was trying to catch another lick.
Yes, they went back to the same Mazda dealership and tried to purchase another vehicle with the same fake name, but with a different fake data birth and social Security number. Now this is when it gets good. Officers told Baker, look, we know this info is fake, and she insisted, I mean, she insisted that it was not. Let me tell you something, man, Nigga's going Nigga, I don't even know the race of these two ladies.
Eddie Oar, producer sent me the race of the two ladies.
I don't even know the race of these two ladies, and I don't care because it doesn't matter what race you are. When you do stuff like this, you are a nigga. What did the late Great Paul Mooney used to say? Everybody wants to be a nigga, but don't nobody want to be a nigga now? Police said that Laurie aka Young Utah finally told Gabrielle Baker akagb to just be honest, and that's when Baker gave her the correct information.
Police said.
Willis was placed under arrest and searched and when they searched her, guess what they found.
That's what they found.
They found three small bags of black tar. Yeah, dope, smack that boy. That horse China White. I'm talking about that Gil Scott.
Heroin. Okay, Yes, they found that.
And a hollow plastic tube with black and brown rather do inside because they was smoking it. Let me tell you something, man, I'm glad they found heroin. I'm glad they were smoking heroin because when I hear stories like this, I love to know that drugs are involved.
It eases my mind because.
I'm already the most anti social social person you will ever meet.
I tell y'all all the time, every day of our life. You know, all we do when we leave our houses is an attempt to avoid crazy.
And people are off.
We notice, Okay, folks is hurt, they need therapy, they got chemical imbalances, they're not taking their medicine.
So we already got to.
Navigate just plain old crazy in this society. So when I hear stories like this, I'm like, man, folks is nuts. But when I hear they was on dope heroin, now it makes sense. My brain can understand that. But that won't stop either one of them from getting the credit they deserve for being stupid. Please give Gabrielle Baker and Larie Willison the biggest he hull.
Eddie would raise the order. You know, I need to know.
Oh you don't know the race either, Okay, all right, all right, well thank you for that dog kid today.
Mmm, you got the race. No they don't have a picture.
Oh no, somebody was sending me something about uh my wife was telling me something about the bullet clarence that I didn't realize.
But that's such a good movie. That's why you gotta watch it.
I gotta watch it more than once. That's the second part. I had to watch it on my phone, so's a lot of things I couldn't get through. But when it comes out of the movie and go watch it. Yes, all right, all right, Now, let's open up the phone lines eight hundred five eight five one o five one.
Let's go to breakfast club court. What our boy? Oh Joe Coy, Oh man, Joe Coy. Now, Joe Coy.
If you don't know, he hosted the Golden Globes this past Sunday and he's receiving a lot of back last.
All you did was make the Illuminati uncomfortable.
They're saying that people were uncomfortable. They weren't laughing at is Joe. All you do is piss off from Swifties. They said Taylor Swift didn't find it funny. The cast the Barbie didn't find it funny.
Let's play what say Taylor Swift was the unofficial leader of the free world.
When you piss her off, you piss off all her constituents. This is what he said about Taylor Swift.
As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Gloves and the NFL. On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.
I swear it's just where to go to here. Sorry about that fantastic joke.
And what made it even funnier was the cameraman Swift camera work handing to Taylor Swift as you got her reaction and finally, after all these years, we saw a real emotion out of Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is the same person who acts fake surprise at award show that she doesn't know she's going to win, and we.
Finally got a real reaction from her.
Those reactions you see at the NFL game, those aren't real reactions. She just sees how everybody acted else acts when people score touchdowns.
I saw her do it when somebody else caught a touchdown. It wasn't Travis Kelsey.
All the case she had a chieved. She didn't know any better. She didn't know any better. She suposed the chair after every touchdown.
Yes, yes, okay. Now, Also the cast of Bobby was kind of upset as well.
Oppenheimer is based on a seven hundred and twenty one page pull a surprise winning book about the Manhattan Project, and Barbie is on a plastic doll with big boobies.
I watched Barbie.
I loved it. I really did love it. I don't want you guys to think that I'm a creep, but it was kind of weird being attracted to a plastic doll.
Now, that jokes up. But the reason it was great was because he made the crowd uncomfortable. And once again the cameraman panned the Ryan Gossling and whoever else the young lady was from Barbie, and they looked uncomfortable. And the reason I enjoyed it because I enjoy seeing people bomb. So when he did that joke and it bombed and then he tried to climb himself out of the hole, that bought me great joy.
All right, well, let's got it eight hundred and I love Joe Coy five five five.
Well, what are your thoughts? Huh?
He did a great job, okay, because he made the illuminati uncomfortable.
And I was looking at the numbers. Hold on, what were the numbers? They went about to think? Hold on, let me see.
Yeah it went up, Yeah, it had nine point four million viewers large as audience since twenty twenty, up fifty percent from.
Last fifty percent. So let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred and five eighty five, one oh five one. It's a backlash warranted. Did Joe Coy suck or know that Hollywood just not understand his joke?
This is the Illuminati, and this is what y'all don't understand. Y'all want to have all these conversations about plants, all these stories of planting. You know why they're planting because he pissed off the leader of the free world, Taylor Swift, and he pissed off all those Illuminati members in the Golden Globes, and all the Swifties online gave him backlash. This is not real. This is industry manufactured. Well, let's discuss eight hundred one. What are your thoughts?
Shouldn't it be a lawyer? He lists too much. It's the Brekfast of good Morning, the Breakfast Club.