Donkey Of The Day Throwback

bottom of my heart. I simply mean it from my bottom. Okay, there is someone out there. There's someone out there right now who needs to hear the words that are about to come out of my mouth. There is someone somewhere right now who is going through what I am about to discuss. Maybe somebody in this room. Okay. They are holding something in that they want to get out to the world, and I need you to know don't hold

it in anymore. Okay. I know it hurts. Okay, I know it hurts to let it go, but sometimes it hurts more to hold on. And I am giving you permission this morning to let it go. Let it go, Let it go. Okay, I know you can't hold it back anymore. I don't care if you're in a car with people, on a public transportation, with people under the covers, with your loved one, in a room full of people, ma'am or sir are they If you have to fart

right now, do it? Okay, let it go, all right, air brush your boxes, let off a twenty one, ain'tal salute. If folks next to you have to feel a little backdoor breeze, do it. They will live, but you possibly won't if you hold your farts in. That's what happened to Poker. Okay, that's why she's getting dunk here to day to day. She was sent to the hospital to be treated for trap gas because she didn't want to fart in front of her boyfriend. All right, let me

have some farts. Sounds right, I mean, get me in the mood. I need something harder than that. I ain't me something wetton now. That means you're trying, you're fought in it. I like the natural ones. They're like, there you go, all right, Poker, Poker, let that man go. He don't tell them. You can't tell them to stop farting all right, got it all out ready, A right, poker? What are you doing, baby girl? Okay, you're not on farting terms with your boyfriend, so you held them in.

How many of y'all out there are not on farting terms with your significant others, so you hold them in? And if you don't want to fart around them, why didn't you just go to the bathroom, poker? I do it all the time. Why because I don't far fart. I don't hold my farts for nobody. But also I don't fart in my clothes. Okay, I don't fart in my clothes. When I need to blow my big brown horn, I go into the bathroom, pull my pants down, and I let that brown horn brass quiet sign, okay. Now.

Polk is twenty seven years old, and she shared her gas problems with her fifteen point seven meals and followers on Instagram. She wrote, and I quote, I woke up at five thirty am with severy stomach pains and ended up in the hospital. She then assured her followers she is all right, and then she added, because that's what that's it, guys, I'm now fine. Just an accumulation of trap farts. She then went on to encourage her followers

to pass when freely. She said, and I quote, girls, don't be ashamed of fart in front of your guy, because what's really embarrassing it is not letting your guys sleep because you're in discomfort, going to the hospital with your guy, and the diagnosis being trapped farts end quote. Be honest, I didn't know trap gas was the thing, but according to The New York Post, it accurage when methane has not moved through ones and testines, normally causing

sufferers sharp pain or discomfort in their abdomen. Give me a fart, right, no, right right now. I don't be on TikTok Okay. I do have a TikTok at Sea to God CTJ G O D, but it's strictly for books. I think book talk is an amazing hashtag, and I love the fact that literacy and literature is being pushed so heavy with that hashtag. Dropped on a clue bond for book talk, damn it. Okay, you know you walk in Bonds and Nobles. Now you see a whole book talk section. So yes, when I do post TikTok videos,

it's about books, Okay. I love to read, and I have a book in print Black Privilege Publishing with Simon and Schuster, so it makes sense. But there's a lot of other information on TikTok. For example, this doctor named Karen Rajon who back in September warned people about the dangerous in health risk of holding in your farts. Listen to what she had to say, but tell us something posting facts about faults. On average, people fout fourteen times

a day. The more the merrier someone tells you they don't fault, they're lying and you should discern them immediately. All they've got a bowl obstruction, which is a medical emergency. Your average daily fault volume is enough to fill up a medium slage balloon. Happy Birthday, The first fault of

your day is usually the largest. Seventy five percent of faults are produced by bacteria, and the large intestine digested food that isn't broken down is chewed up by bacteria that produced microscopic faults, and these microscopic faults and human and become one of your regular faults. Twenty five percent of faults has swallowed the head that you don't bump and dissolve gases from the blood making its way into intestines. Of fault is non spending gases, usually hydrogen, methane, and

carbon dioxide. Hydrogen and methane are flammable, which is why you can like the fat and fire not recommended. The one percent of fat that do stink of volatile sulfur compounds like hydrogen sulfide. If you're holding the fault too long, it can be reabsorbed into your blood circulation and breathe that when you exhale. Noise of the fat is a combination of anual stink to vibrations and the percussion of butt cheeks against each other. Buttle Hud is determined the

sound any first of all that miss gender demand. His name is Karan. Okay, apologies, Koran didn't mean to reduce you to a messy white woman named can What was that term pressing the butt cheeks together for percussion? Yes, that was an amazing, amazing uses of words drop on the closed bombs for doctor Kron catch fiume chess. All right, that's not what I got from that. What I got from that is if you hold in a far too long, it can be reabsorbed into your blood screen and breathed

out when you exhale, you know what that means. That means that the next time somebody tells you that your breath smells like dude, do it's because it really does smell like dude. Do. Let me hit math cast right, all right, clear it out? Play the colon out ran there you go, there you here you go. Okay, that recorded himself this morning just to play this. Yes, if somebody did that around you, you would say to them, bro, you might need to go to the doctor. Something's wrong. Actually,

nothing is wrong. Everything is right. Okay. What's the moral of the story. You gotta let you but burt. Okay, you gotta let those flagrant fuzzies fly when you are having rectal tremors, let that corn hole clap. Okay. And if and if your health isn't reason enough to let your farts go, then just know you should fart nowadays because at the president moment, farting it's the only gas we can afford. Please give poker to sweech outs of the Hamletones. Oh no you are dogee, oh the da gee.

Oh ye, I'm a father. Nick the camera guy, a digital guy, Nick dropping a clothes bus and Nick, he just prayed for breeze that those farts for real. And we definitely know something. I'm a father, smell something. I don't fart in my clothes. I'm a father too. I don't fight in my clothes. I'm a father. My wife taught me something too. She taught you to fart. No, well,

yeah she did. She said. If you're in bed right and you want to fart, but you don't make no noise, you just spread your cheek and it just so that's about you. Just randomly do that. Sometimes you don't need noisecuse to play with your butt that you wanted to. If you want to spread those cheeks with your own hands, do it can and it doesn't have all the time in here. Now we know why you don't hear it's no it's that makes sense though, because the doctor said.

The doctor said that the butt cheeks pressed together caused the percussion. So if you spread them, yeah, okay, So if you if you in bed with your bull, you don't want your boot to know you fought, and you just don't. Y'all it's some kid. That's why y'all got six kids, only got four. Y'all is canky. You're the bed spreading your own ass cheek. Oh my, getting you pregnant? Well, this is something new. We learned to jay spread your cheeks for no read thank you for that. No doctor around.

You ain't getting nothing. You just you know how many people are trying this right now? It works. No colonoscopy happened. You just in this and you gotta fart, but you don't want it to do because you want better. Never hear you be uncomfortable, well but comfortable about getting the colonoscopy, okay, and you know it's crazy. And he does sit up here and randomly spread had his cheeks and I did not know why he was doing. Searching you for controversy,

you want to stark for controverstory? No, all right, thank you for that. Donkey in a day up next, you didn't press cheeks che Ask MVY if you have any questions about spread your cheeks. The Breakfast Club