On the watch out from Florida, Molorida. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florid. Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida man at tapped an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after definitely says he's rigged the door to his home and an attempt to electrocate his pregnant wife. Police arrested in Orlando Man. We're talking a Flaminia to Breakfast Club Bitchy Donkey of the Day with Arla Man. I don't know what y'all keeping
letting him get you'all elected. It's not me, It's really not me. It's absolutely y'all. Donkey of to Day from Monday, May sixteenth goes to a young lady named Jania Douglas of Florida, and I what did your uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all the Florida In today's no exception. I got a question for you. It's a simple one. What's on your bucket list? I don't have to explain to you what a bucket list
is due. He's simply a number of experiences, our achievements that a person hopes to have our acomplished during their lifetime. I don't think I've ever technically called things that I've accomplished bucket list items. I'm more of a vision board type of person. But we all have things we want to do in life. Okay, some can be career oriented, some can be personal, but we all simply have things we have historically wanted to do, and once we did, then we scratched them off their list. You know, we
scratched them off our list. Angelie, what's been it's been something on your bucket list that you scratched off? What is something on my bucket list that I scratched off a long time ago? Buying a house? Okay, y, well, something on your bucket list that you scratched off? Traveling in South Africa, going to South Africa. See, those are real goals. Those are accomplishments that make sense, they're productive, they're positive. Okay, they give you something to work towards.
But people's bucket lists vary for a lot of reasons. And I can almost guarantee that Janea's bucket list is different, okay than a lot of people's. All right. See, Jinea was recently charged with fleeing and eluding authorities and failure to obey an order from a law enforcement officer when she refused to stop. Okay, on last Thursday morning in the Florida Keys. Let me paint the picture for you.
Jania was driving a Toyota today, all right. She was speeding and driving reckless near North Key Logo at about seven forty seven am. An officer turned on his lights and siren, but Jania did not stop again. She continued to shotbound until stopping at a three way intersection. That's as far as that Toyota sedan could go. Now what was she fleeing for? Did she have a warrant she knew about. Did she have a car full of drugs and guns? But she under the influence of any narcotics
or alcohol? Was there a dead white woman in the trunk? No? Her reasoning. Her motive was that she told the deputy that getting arrested had been on her bucket list since high school. What her repeat? Jania fled and eluded deputies and said she did it because getting arrested was on her bucket list since high school. Let me tell I think she's nineteen years old. If I'm not mistaken, let
me be clear. Yes, she's nineteen years old of Homestead, Florida. Listen, Yes, First thing, I want to know, Jinia, what else is on your list? Okay, I know it's your personal bucket list, but you need to let somebody read over it to see what else is on there, because damn man, all right, Also need y'all to know something. Hey uncle, okay, Uncle Charlotte is old, brother Lennard is old. I'm forty three. My body different, I'm breathing different. If you don't know
what line that movie from, you ain't black. But I'm saying all that to say I don't understand what's happening no more. Man, I don't understand this generation. I have no clue on what is happening anymore. But I'm not going to generalize a whole generation. We live in a world where we have to rely on the most unpredictable thing on the planet to keep us all safe, and
that's human behavior. The only thing that keeps us relatively safe on this planet is the actions of each other and we are living on this third rock from the sun with people who want to scratch getting arrested off that bucket list. So between this and folks who just wake up wanting to commit mass shootings, we doomed. What you need? I want you to know something. You clearly
can do anything you put your mind to. Now, other things you might set your mind to do, other things you might put on your bucket list, might be a little more difficult than getting arrested. But I believe in you, and I hope that this situation lets you realize that anything you put on your bucket list, you can absolutely do. Anything you set your mind to, you can absolutely do. You just need to make some adjustments to your little bucket list. Okay, once again, I'm sitting here trying to
understand the logic of something that is illogical. But it's not illogical. It's just Florida. Please give you near Douglas to sweet Sounds of the Hamiltones. Oh no, you are dogee the day, dog gee, oh the day. Ye hmm. Yeah. You want to play a game? No, I don't. Actually they don't want to play a game. I don't want to, you know what? All right, I'm gonna use me. You to play a game. Okay, let's play a game of
guess what race. Let's do it. Florida woman nineteen years old driving a Toyota today and accused the fling A deputy says the arrest was on her bucket listens high school Angelie. Ain't get us what race she is, but she's definitely not black because I don't think that's on our bucket list. Oh okay, that's never been on a bucket list. Okaye, Lisa's definitely not black. So what do you got? I guess white? Okay, please arrest me less
something wrong? Can you please arrest dj NV woman driving a Toyota so theyre nineteen years old of Florida wanted to get arrested because she said it was on her bucket list. Guess what RACI is? Damn it, man, I was going black until you just she just had me like thankful for a little bit. The black person don't want to get arrested, Like we don't want to. Yeah, we want to avoid. Black people got a beg to their right. But my gut told me black earlier though.
N see what y'all always feel to realize when we do guess what race it is. We have different categories. Maybe one day I gotta just run down the categories. That's the category. But there's white white, you know, we have Asian, Asian, Spanish, Latino, and we have black black, right, But we also got nigga w New or Douglas is what we call a young nigga around these That's all this is, okay, powerful, We're talking about Wheland, but she can grow out of this, okay. We all have our
nigga face. By the way, nigga pace is not just for black people. There's white niggas too, okay, but they just can't use the word. This was an act of Nigga Tree, the Breakfast Club