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Donkey of the Day-Jose Simms

May 23, 20196 min
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29 year old fugitive Jose Simms has 7 warrants against him for not appearing in court and now is the Donkey of the Day. Now, Simms is has negotiated with the police and they agreed he will turn himself in if he hits 20,000 likes on Facebook.

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Char Mayne say the gang don't get out of shape. Man. You are donkey today. Do not discriminate. I might not have the song of today, but I got to donkey that. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey man, hit it with the he the practice club bitches, they just don't keep today today. Wow, mister ed Sharon Donkey Today for Thursday, May twenty third goes to a twenty nine year old fugitive named Jose Sims. All right, and I'm gonna give a little donkey a little he

to Lieutenant Brett Johnson in the Torrenttin Police Department. Now, Jose may be listening to me because authorities believe he's somewhere in New York right now, Okay, Jose has four warrants for failure to appear in court first degree and three warrants for failure to appear in court second degree. So that's seven warrants total for Jose Sims. Now, we live in a different world people, well at least those

of us who are a certain age. It's actually a great thing to see, you know, how life, how different life is now, and it's great to see how people are so different from how we grew up. But when I grew up and you had warrants, you just you duck the police, okay. And when I say duck the police,

I mean duc the police. You hit out. It's best you can, and you try to avoid the jail at all costs because you know, once you went in, especially if you didn't have any money, you just gonna have to sit for a while, especially if it was for child support. Lord have mercy. If you had a warrant, you know, you simply went and turned yourself in because you didn't want the police come into your parents houge,

your grandma's house, baby mama house. So whatever your last place the residency was, well, those days are over because now when people have seven warrants, they called police to negotiate, and apparently police in Connecticut are willing to meet the demands of these fugitives. Now. I have watched a lot of movies and I've seen criminals make crazy demands, especially

when it's a hostage situation. But it's usually something that makes sense, like money, okay, money in a plane or a helicopter to get the hell out of there, okay, tangible things that you can use and you know, go and live a great life if you escape the police. But keep in mind those days A new breed. Okay, when I'm not on the radio, I'll call him new nigress, new end words. All right. So his request is something I've never heard before, but I guess something we've got

to get used to in this era. Let's go to wti C Fox sixty one for the report. Police one local police department is taking quite the unique approach trying to get a wanton man, and they need your help to do it. Now'll take a look here. This is twenty nine year old Jose Simms. Torrington Police say he has wanted on seven arrest warrants after he repeatedly did

not show up for a court appearance. But, and this is bizarre, Sim's apparently told police he will turn himself in if enough people respond to his wanted poster on Torrington Police's Facebook page. And then they negotiated this. Police said, hey, ten thousand likes maybe, sim said now I want twenty thousand. So they met in the middle, apparently settled on fifteen thousand lines. Right now the post has about eleven thousand likes a four thousand more. The guy will turned himself

in I think he said seventeen thousand. Now, oh so he got to terms seven, but he hasn't yet. Seriously, why white as old they want this police in Connecticut and complying with this. Okay, man cannot survive on lights alone. You got kids, Jose, because if you do, your shortage had ain't no life. Dog. Now I need to know why Connecticut police think this is okay. Clearly this guy didn't skip a court date for anything of any importance. Okay.

I would hate to think he had to be in caught for something serious and CT police playing friendly with this guy, you know, getting his Facebook lit all right? Listen, Jose, I know you somewhere out there right now, I think in your life is popping because you're getting all these likes, the most likes you ever got in your life for a picture. But those lights are not gonna pay your lawyer fees, all right, Those lights are not gonna pay your bail. Okay, those lights aren't gonna do a damn

thing to you. But give you a false and cucumfidence. You think you're popping, but you're not. All right, Nobody in jails donna care how many lights you got sir, not to mention you're wanted. You're a fugitive. Fugitives are not supposed to bring attention to themselves, right, Do you think I pay attention to wanted posters? Seriously? Do you'll pay attention to wanting posters, wanted billboard and stuff like that. I look at him, I know, and you just see

the big warning thing. But I'm driving. I ain't got time to look and see who that really is. But guess what, Jose, I paid attention to yours. I know exactly what you look like because you have brought all this attention to your muck shot. All right. I hope they give you a day in jail for every like you get. I mean likes he got so far, twenty thousand days in jail, all right, he should have shot higher. I want your bill to be based off your likes,

all right. However many likes you get, that should be your bill and multiplied times ten, all right. And if there's a reward for your arrest, I want in all right, everybody reach out and touch one eight hundred no one eight six zero four eight nine two thousand. If you know the whereabouts of Jose Sims, I know you know what he looked like because everybody went to this page to go like the picture, and I know everybody knows what he looks like. Okay, he looks like Rodams from Juice.

All right, that's what he looks like. Some dunkey of the days just sell themselves. Please give jose Sims to Sweet Sounds of the Hamletones. You dog. Oh, you should have said like it'll get that donkey. He should have said follows and follow me, not just like this update from the City of Turnington Police Department. This is Lieutenant Johnson. We are getting a lot of inquiries as to if mister Simpsons turned himself in yet as him now he has not. We will update the post again when he

does turn himself in. Thank you to everyone who liked the post and messages with infol It's all appreciated. Let me like it like okay, So that's twenty two thous These police might be smarter than I'm giving him credit for. He might have did this on purpose, just because they know everybody will go look at his wanted picture and everybody will see him. So they're making him famous for being that. They're making him famous. He really has no where to go not famous, infamous. I don't want to

say the word. He's not. He's infamous, so they're making him infamous, so he really has no where to go. Well, I'm hoping that they also stream everything when he turns himself in on Facebook. Why not give him what he wants? My goodness? All right, well that was Donkey today. I'm crying when he can't make Bill a Charlemagne. Thank you for that Donkey today. Thank you you, Baige, Bully, Bully. All right, when we come back, it's the breakfast club Bage Baye Baige Bottom

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