This don't be a dusting because right now you want some real It's time for Donkey of Day. So if we ever feel I need to be a duk man with the heat she getting, I had become Donkey of the day the breakfast club bitches Yes, Darky to day for Friday, February seventeenth, goes to a cosh my gym my jym dar. I think I pronounced his name, definitely, I don't think not. But he's twenty eight years old in Hell's from India. Okay, Now, it's Friday, so you
know what that means. It's freaky, freaking freaking Friday. You're not gonna do it with me? Well, where are we going? I'm gonna do it again, and I want you to. Okay, alright, it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's freakye freaky freaky Friday. Okay, Hey listen, I'm not here to king shame anyone. Okay, all right, I know folks have all types of fetishes and sexual attractions, but we have to be honest people. You're putting too many things on
the menu nowadays. Boy, all right, folks have way too many choices, all right, way too many options, and at some point we have to get back to the salute the In and Out Burger carry you from Los Angeles. You know In and Out Burger very well. Okay, when I'm on the West Coast, I'd love ind and Out Burger. I will not be eating it anymore because I have to get my cholesterol down. But the reason I'm saluting in and up Burger is because they have the most
basic menu on the planet. Double double cheeseburger, hamburger, fries, bomb, that's it. Now they got the not so secret menu, okay, but it's nothing really crazy on the double meat, the three by three, four by four if you really don't give a damn about clogging your arteries and just want to die. But the not so Secret menu is kind of like these new sexual fetishes people have. Like I grew up in the nineteen hundreds when the menu was
basic when it came to sexual desires. Men like women, women like men, men like men, women like men, are women like women? Okay. Now it's just the free fall nowadays, okay, And it's just like a double damn royal rumble when it comes to rubbing, who you want to rub the right way and this guy, a cosh has added something new to the menu. See a cosh. It's sexually attracted to what the American government just shot out the sky. No,
not the UFOs, the balloon. Yeshkashi is sexually attracted the balloons. He is currently in a high flying, committed relationship with a bunch of balloons. I'm not making any of this up. Go to the NY Post. The ny Post that he loves these balloons so much that he could burst. Okay, he is sexually attracted to inanimate objects. I'm not talking about blow up dolls. I'm talking about plain old star bought balloons that you can blow up with your mouth. Okay,
it's a term for that. I can't pronounce it, let's hear it. There are some researchers and psychologists who believe this is maybe just a type of sexual preference. So when we think about heterosexuality homosexuality recently, there are people who say they're asexual, so they really don't have any sexual preference towards a human being that this could potentially be thought of as that. So for them loving cuddling very different physical anatomy. That's not part of the picture.
I think the only concern I do have is that some of these individuals do have less relationships overall. They just don't connect well with other human beings. And yes see, this man of cost says what started as a friendship is now inflated into something more. He says he likes the balloons presence and warmth, and he shares intimate feelings
with balloons and vice versa. Let me tell you something, man, this is why humans don't deserve nice things, and by nice things, I mean women and the vaginas that come with them. Because we live in an era arguably the easiest time to get some ass. Okay, whatever kind of ass you want, whether this man asked, woman asks ass is easy to attain in twenty twenty three, but folks don't even want it because the menu was too broad. Okay,
forget the cheeseburger or the double double. I would like a balloon, all right, A cosh, You really need to see a therapist for your commitment issues, okay, because you are only with these balloons because you know the relationship won't last long. Balloons have a lifespan of between two and five days. So you fall in love with these balloons, you blowed them up. Okay, make them think they're the only one didn't pop. All right. I don't respect people
who play with folks hearts or even objects hearts. Right, you need to tell these balloons you're here for a good time, not a long time, because they aren't even here for a long time. All right. You are only telling these balloons you want to spend the rest of your life with them, because you know their life will only last two to five days. Okay. This man, a Cost said that the balloon should have the freedom. He's an exact quote. He said, these balloons should have the
freedom and the chance to see the world. And that is the reason why I walk with them everywhere. If you really want a balloon a half freedom, and you really want a balloon to see the world, just let the balloon go. Okay. That balloon will see more of the world from that view than you ever will. Okay, a Cost, you so full of it, I know you'd be gassing these balloons up, all right, saying things like love is like a balloon, easy to blow up and fun to see grow, but hard to let go and
watch flyaway. You don't have to let them go because after two and five days they shrivel up and deflate and get placid like a sixty plus year old aughtery clawed penis on their own. Okay, we have to stop this because at some point a cost is going to be outside the White House protesting because his next blessing is getting shot down by a half a million dollar missile. If y'all don't want BLM to turn the balloon, lives matter. This man has to be stopped now. Okay, a cosh,
I'm not judging, I'm just judging. Please give a cosh magic mar the biggest he hall and you know what I would like what I was gonna say, I don't agree. Okay, if he wants to, you know, rub up against a balloon, as long as he owns that balloon, and he wants to change the balloon every day, sometimes helium, sometimes yellow, sometimes blue, sometimes red, sometimes black, I'd rather he do it with a balloon and something else that. Yeah, but
don't gas the balloon up. Don't blow the balloon up and make the balloon think that you know the balloon is the only one, when you know that balloon is only gonna be around for two to five days. This is a balloon that feelings have you ever spoke to a balloon? Sounds like a man out of his prime? Correct? A wrong? A wrong? It does sound like a man. You know, he's out of his prime. I do want guys like a cosh to have these fetusis towards objects.
What did I say, fetusis these people have? I do want a guy who to have his feces, these people, these feederal lines towards objects with them to at least try some ass. Just try some asks any ass man ass woman asks, Just try it. I promise you may be dead and you swear so easy to get ass is so easy to get. This man's hollering that balloons ass is not easy for him to get, but you might be right. I just wanted to try it. If you try it and you still want the balloons, that's
on you for sure. But just try it, try to flash. Try it. Do you know what this gentleman looks like? Yes, pay a game. No, we will not play a game, because if we play a game, I promise you what Claudia said yesterday. Okay, I'm saying what Claudia yesterday that we had to bleep you don't want? All right? Well, thank you for that dog in today, sir, Okay, something happened. I don't even want to quote j D Girls. Girl, that was right, all right. When we come back, the
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