With then it's time don't give around here. Yes you are a donkey fIF What the hell? What the hell? Some donkey today is just sai themselves. Oh man, Charlamagne, who are you giving donzre to do your name well? Rob? For nine Donkey to Day for Tuesday November twenty fifth, damn thanks giving it a couple of days. Huh. Tuesday twenty fifth Donkey Day for Tuesday twenty fifth goes to a thirty year old Iowa man named the non Ari. Let me start off by telling you all that the
nod has been charged with two counts of indecent exposure. Okay, what is in decent exposure? And decent exposure is a deliberate act of exposing one's genitals in a public place that is likely to cause offense or alarm to uthers. You can't be pulling out your pep and public people. Okay. You can't pull out your wienie at Walgreens, Your peca can't be pulled out in the Piglowiggly, do not pull your Johnson out in the Jersey Mike's. It's a damn shame I have to be the one to tell you
these things. But apparently that is the society we live in. Okay. According to a criminal complaint the noon, who is the big ass age of thirty thirty years old? Okay, thirty Steph Curry's number. That is not a little number. He should know better, but apparently he does it. According to this criminal complaint, drivers saw Denon standing at the back of his car as he exposed his genitals the oncoming drivers. Okay, this man Denn was shifting gears and he wasn't even
in a car. I bet you can't wait to know what highway he was on right invY? Nope, huh for two days in a row on two different interstates. The first incident he was out there at seven thirty a m. Morning shift on I eighty near Oxford in Iowa. The second incident was reported around three thirty pm after known shift on Interstate three eighty near North Liberty. Unseething and the trials's snake and traffic is insanity, okay, but that's the world we live in, all right now. What concerns
me about this situation? As this young man told sheriff's deputies that he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently missing in his blah life. Those are his words. He said he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently missing in his bla life. So you needed excitement in your life, so you decided to present the meat stick on the interestate. You needed excitement in your life, so you decided to
whip out the one eyed monster in traffic. All right, guys, it's time to decriminalize sex work, all right, make prostitution legal. This man was simply feeling frisky. He was a little hot and bothered. He could use a hug that turns into sex. Right now, what do you mean you needed excitement in your life? Young man? By excitement, you mean you needed change. He wanted cheeks, he wanted that penis snuggie,
that bearded clam, that baby cannon. Listen, young men, you full of testoterone, find a young woman to call your wife and enjoy life, all right, don't tell me you needed excitement. When people are looking for excitement, okay, they change environments, all right. That's what normal people do when they looking for excitement. They just go change environments. Work from a new spot each week, go on a microadventure, take different routes the familiar places. Okay, add a little
color to your home environment. That's what you do when you're looking for excitement. When you horned though, you want that meat muffin. That's what Denan wanted. Sexes ex all right, talking about he needed excitement. No, you need a girlfriend, all right. People who want excitement set challenges every month. They go do some long distance running of thirty day boxing challenge, ads, spontaneous adventures to your calendar. Go to
a new restaurant, okay, a random comedy show. There's a lot of ways to bring excitement to a black life. But no, no, no, Denan, you are not being honest with yourself. You were a hornet, okay, a growing gobbling a LUTs lizard, all right. That was you, Denon. And if you were ever wondering what purpose of p diddy freak off served, look no further than sir horny a lot, Denon Awry, Please give this young man the sweet sounds of the hamiltones. Oh no, you are the dog of
the day, the dog all the day. Ye I'm gonna be over there texting ferociously, you abitiously, moving your thumbs launching the non awry Lauren is actually that's who's texting me? Hell was Laura texted you from the beach from for this next topic right here. Thank you for that dog he today. She sent me a bunch of middle fingers too. She's texting you too. Okay, okay, okay, you funny today. No, Adams was good, okay, alright, Well, thank you for that donkey today, Yes, ma'am.