Oh Man, Charlamagne, you've given Dunky a day to who Now, well, Buster, i'ms Donky today for Friday, January twenty fourth, goes to Monjay. I think that's his name, Manjay, Monjay d James Wooden. Okay, here's twenty five years old and hell's from the great state of Kentucky. Dropping the clues bombs for everyone who listens to us on Real ninety three one in Louisville, Kentucky. Thank you for your support. Now, we all love fast food. We eat it for different reasons. The number one reason
is we're hungry. Okay, it's convenient, it provides comfort, full disclosure. You know, I'm a fast food franchise onus Salute the Crystal dropping the clues bombs for Crystal, but another fast food restaurant. I grew up on his Windy's. And that's why this story made me laugh because I understood both parties involved. Okay, when I was a kid, I would
drive my grandmother Rosalie into town. Okay, she would run her errands in most corner South Carolina, and when Aaron's was done, she would always want to go to Wendy's. And when we got the Wendy's. She would stress to me when we was going through the drive through that she wanted her fries hot. Okay, I can literally hear her right now telling me not tell them you want the fries hot. She would scretch hot. And that's a common sentiment amongst anyone who orders French fries. You want
them fresh, you want them hot. But those Windy's hot fries hit different, even though I think in twenty twenty five crystal fries are better, but those Windyes hot fries slap. And Manjay was angry over the temperature his fry, temperature of his fries. Now, when you're angry over the temperature of your fries, you simply say, hey, these fries are cold. I would like them hot. Most fast food restaurants will oblige. But when it's ten forty one pm at night in Kentucky,
apparently handling things civilly is not an option. See Manjay and a group of people he was with allegedly started arguing in the drive through over the cold fries, and then the suspect in his squad went into Windy's because they wanted action. What happened next, Let's go to ABC eleven on your side for the report please.
A man was arrested in today in connection to a shooting at a Wendy's restaurant when police police started over cold French fries. LMPD says manja Ja James Wooton turned himself in for the January sixth shooting. According to his recitation, he was with two other people and that Wendy's drive through on Dixie Highway. James Wooton and the other suspects allegedly got into a fight with the worker over cold French fries. Louisville Police released these photos from the scene.
Three suspects got out of the drive through and then came inside the restaurant, where James Wooton allegedly fired at the Wendy's worker. She was hit and taken to the hospital where she's expected to survive. James Wooton is right now being held on a bond of fifty thousand dollars.
Roundup aplouth for that Wendy's employee, okay, And the immortal words of Ray Corner Chef, you got guns, we got guns too, it okay. And in the words of the almighty Bullhagen, if that you buck, we bucked back, Simanjay, you learned a valuable lesson, and that lesson is simply, never judge a book by his couple. You thought Homie was sweet because you know they weren't in that thumpet. Okay. You thought that you was going to go in a Wendy's and bully that person because they worked at Wendy's.
You saw it in black pants, that red shirt, that black apron with the Wendy's logo on it, and you thought this was gonna be a breeze, and then that Wendy's employee showed you that the beef really is fresh, never frozen. Okay, you went for hot fries and ended up getting a hot fire. This is why I be telling folks go to therapy though. Okay, you have to go do the work on yourself because this is simply
not proper conflict resolution. Okay, if your fries are not hot, there is absolutely zero reason to argue with the fast food employee, and your damn sure don't need to go in the Wendy's and lick a shot. Okay, what is the point. How many times do I have to get on this radio and tell folks before they react? Do some jail math in your head, all right, simple calculations. Can I afford to do what it is I'm about to do, because the cost can sometimes be too high.
You might lose your life, you might lose your freedom. And who wants to die or go to jail forever over that new mushroom bacon cheeseburger at Wendy's. Okay, Manja is being held right now with a bell set at fifty thousand dollars and he's being charged with a salt. I'm sure it's gonna end up being assault with a
deadly weapon. That's twenty years, okay in Kentucky, Sir, twenty years in prison because you wanted your fries hot and didn't know how to properly communicate that to a Wendy's employee. Now you're about to go to prison. Let me tell you something. You're about to go to prison, and when they find out what you're in there for, they gonna give that fresh meat a nickname. Okay, I promise you, they gonna call you Young Baconada in prison. All right, that's right.
You're gonna go into prison single. But after a few months, somebody gonna order a double and when the word gets out that you like it hot, somebody gonna order a triple. That's a lot of meat. And I don't even want to tell you what that vanilla frosty is like in prison. But it's hot, just the way you like it. Please give mon j D. James Wooden the biggest he Hull crazy world, just a very crazy world. The Frosty was crazy where the miller frost is gonna be nasty. It's
gonna be warm. That was crazy words. It's gonna be warm. Oh that's right. And they come with a straw too.
All right, thank you for that.
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