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Taylor, You're just gonna stand there while your uncle got a handful of ass cake and not hand me. No damn napkins. Thank you Sam for being a good niece. Taylor just want to laugh all the time. Donkey today. For Thursday, June twenty ninth, my born day goes to a forty six year old.
Florida man named David Romero.
Okay, what does your uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception.
Okay, let me tell you something.
I walked in here this morning, all my born day, and I know these individuals I work with up here are insane. Okay, everyone from NB the Tail of the Brandon Red it's his born day. Two, Happy born Day, Red, drop on the clues bombs Guy read with druck the bomb for your stuff. Red, you want some of this cake, You're gonna get some of this app VICKI and sim they up here. They got good sense, but they're gonna ride with the team. So whatever Shenanigan's MV puts them
up to, they're gonna be down with. And I walked in here this morning and there was at least six to seven sex toys in this room. Okay, a vibrator, a blow up doll with a penis. I took a knife to that one because representation matters, and the doll was white. There is peenus shaped candy in here, a sex voodoo doll. I didn't even know they made those. And all I could think to myself was who did they send to buy this stuff and where? And then I saw this story and it's all made it all
made sense. Go to the news report ready.
On June nineteenth, Flagler County Sheriff's deputies responded to a larceny report at a target in pun Coast, Florida. Once there, officials found forty six year old David Romero in a white truck matching the description of the reported shoplifters the vehicle. Officials figured out Romero had a felony warrant out for his arrest in neighboring Putnam County for third degree grand theft. Body camera videos shows Shriff's deputies arrive on the scene, calling for Romero to.
Exit his vehicle step out.
As the Sheriff's deputy opens the squad door, Romero can be seen with his pants down on the ground, nearby a moving vibrator that fell from his pockets. Inside Target, officials say Romero paid for several items from the grocery section, but stole multiple other items, including condoms, sexual enhancement products, personal lubricant, and a T shirt. They alleged he hid the stolen items in some shapewear before exiting the store.
Items were recovered from Romero's vehicle after he was taken into custody.
Now that there's a part of me that feels bad for this guy and wants to give Target and the police who arrested him donkey of the day, because this guy wasn't trying to hurt nobody. He's just broke. He's just broken, wanted to this safe sex. What are you supposed to do when money is tight? But you got some action lined up for the evening. Okay, this man stole a vibrator from targets from condoms. Personal lubricant, by the way, isn't all lubricant personal? Who is gonna use public lubricant?
Okay?
He stole several sexual enhancement products and a T shirt he heard NBSA. When a woman compliments your T shirt, that means she wants you. So he went and stole a nice graphic tea from Target that says rock out with your Out Okay, along with all those sexy time items.
Now is a person who loves Target, I mean loves it. Okay.
I've been shopping at Target so long, back when they had Mostimo T shirts. Okay, Now they got good Fellas okay, four packed Crew.
Next sixteen ninety nine.
But let's be real, inflation got everything up, so we tallied.
All this stuff up.
Okay, David stole Trojan Magnum basktin lubricated large condoms eighteen ninety nine.
Don't think he was really wearing magnums. Let me let me get the cost of some the.
Cost of some Direx just to be safe, okay, Trojan Pleasure pack thirty six of them for twenty five forty nine. Then they have plus one fluttering arouser rechargeable in waterproof cletorial stimulators thirty seven forty.
Nine ky warming water.
Based jelly personal Loube two point five ounces sixteen thirty nine rechargeable in waterproof vibrating penis ranks one thirty nine a pop. It says he sold several of them, so let's just say seven, that's nine hundred and seventy three dollars. That's like eleven hundred dollars of sexy time stuff he stole from Target. Oh, and the graphic t not making any excuses for this man. But when you financially handicap but someone wants to have sex with you, then you
have two options. Either go raw and use what you got at the house for sexy time, which increases the chances of household items like remote controls and perfectly good fruit getting stuck in places they don't have no business being. So either this option A or option B, you steal what you need from Target. I don't recommend either, but I understand the police said when they arrested him and was putting him in the patrol car, a pink vibrator fell out his pants and vibrated on the ground. I'm
not making any of this up. You heard the news report for yourself. Now, this isn't the only reason I'm giving them donkey of to day, though. The reason I'm giving them donkey to day on top of the shoplifting of the Sexy Time items is because he won't turn in his accomplice. David, there is nothing wrong with snitching on the person who encouraged you to do this, okay. Eyewitnesses said his accomplished was driving a red Ferrari for eight eight GTV.
What is it called, envy?
What is it?
It's for eighty eight Ferrari GTV. You have one of those, don't you? I don't, Yes, you do.
And they described him as being of Spanish descent, about six one six two. They described his beard is drawn on and the license plate said envious exus okay. And even though David was caught with a large amount of items, they say they saw David put several items in the trunk of the Ferrari as his accomplished sped away. Now the law body, citizen, all I'm saying is someone in this room fits the description, and I see a whole lot of evidence, okay, all around this room.
Vy, Before I give David the biggest he hard. Do you want to tell us something?
No, Well, if anybody has any information, or if you just want to turn envy in, call grizzy Stoppers. The number is one eight hundred and five eighty five tips, don't forget tips and all caps.
Please give David Romero the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh no, you are the dogee.
Of the day, the doll gee ah the dayee.
Out of everything you bought up here today, this is clearly the most interesting. Why a voodoo doll? You know, I'm from South Carolina, I'm in the roots and stuff. But why is voodoo doll? And the voodoo doll says things like, no, I don't like your idea, listen to my proposal, shut up, tell me you love my contributions, appreciate my hard work, give me the credit for my work.
Stop pressuring me. No, you clean the bathroom, pay for.
My lunch, get your own dang coffee, fire the office idiot, give me a raise, go get your own anniversary gift.
And on the ass, it says, you know what you are. That's right there, you go, That's the one I wanted. All right, Well, thank you for that. Donkey of the day, and let me salute to docs Kate and let me let me just tell Doc we appreciate you. I know that you usually make serious and amazing cakes and the fact that you was able to make my ass cake. We appreciate you. Thank you so much for coming last minute. Gave a penis. Can't get one of your penis, can't
give me tippy Jesus Christ. All right, BT, I'm so sorry for today. I'm with with kids with kids'.
Luth Elijah to Elijah, so stupid. Elijah works up here too. He came in here, he goes. Here you go, Charlatan, pinned tail on the donkey. He just walked away. That's a that's a pin tail on the donkey party game. That's that's your birthday game.
Thank y'all right? Thank you? All right? Want some some of the asks?
No, I don't, man, man, what is that's the credit?
The credits rolls? All right?
Now, let's open up the phone lines eight hundred and five five one. We were talking about this in the rumors. Let's take it away from casting Ova and his girlfriend. Let's just say, if your man had to do fifteen years in prison, would you stay, would you hold him down.
Hey, don't y'all call it here? Lying this morning eight hundred five eight five, one oh five.
And I think we got to define what hold him down means, because hold him down can mean you're gonna help him with everything that got to do with this chase.
Send them down, and you stayed wait for him, the commissary, you playing in the field, You got it. I don't believe. I think most girls that say they're doing that line. But we could talk about it.
We'll talk about it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, The Breakfast Club.
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