DONKEY: Man Arrested For Shooting Himself While Dreaming

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Tupac gotta be the ultimate Gemini, right, like the whole dual personality thing, like nobody symbolized.

It symbolizes that more than Park did.

But anyway, Donkey today today goes to a sixty two year old man named Mark, the Carra and the Lake County Sheriff's Office in Illinois.

All of y'all are getting.

Donkey of to day because all of y'all are the reason Mark is in jail. Yes, ladies, and gettlement. Mark is in jail, and I will say unjustly even though he shot somebody. Yes, Mark the Cararra shot someone, and the police did their job and arrested someone for shooting Mark.

But I don't agree with the arrest.

Okay, there is always a valid reason to shoot somebody, all right, somebody breaks into your house, let the ham a Okay, woman being attacked by a man overpowering him, let that hammer fly. I am all for the right to bear arms in defending yourself with said arms, and that's what Mark did kind of but he still shouldn't be in jail. Let's go to WG for the report. Police WG nine Here at five o'clock.

A man is facing felony charges after Lake County Sheriff's deputies say he shot himself while he was asleep. Police recalled to sixty two year old Mark Decara's home in Lake Barrington last April and found him with a gunshot wound to the leg. He told officers that he dreamed someone was trying to break into his house, and he got his three fifty seven magnum and shot himself.

In the leg.

That's when he woke up. Police then found that Deakara had a revoked FOUD card but still had the gun. He's now facing felony charges for possessing a firearm without a valid FOYD card and reckless discharge.

Of that firearm.

He's out on one hundred and fifty thousand dollars bond.

Jesus, Now, I think what Mark did is extremely stupid, but not criminal.

Okay.

He had a dream that someone was breaking into his home, and his dream he retrieved his three fifty seven and shot who he believed was an intruder, but the intruder was himself. I've never had a dream that's intense in my life.

Okay.

My dreams while I'm sleep don't seep into my reality unless it's the dream I'm peeing on the toilet. We've all had that one, right, Yes, that dream historically has caused me to wet the bed.

All right.

When I hear these kinds of stories like Mark's, I initially don't believe them because I'm like, this is.

A lot of activity to sleep through. Okay.

I'm also the type that when the dream gets too intense, you know, like dreaming about someone breaking in your house, I'm waking up as soon as the breaking happens.

Okay.

That's actually one of the most comforting feelings ever, when you're in a terrible dream and you wake up and realize it's just a dream.

Okay.

Very hard for me to believe someone can get up while still sleeping, grab their gun and get the shooting. But I'm not here to judge Bark, because I don't judge any of you women who wake up from dreams. You man cheated on you, and you be mad at him because you decided to eat cheese before bed. Knowing cheese causes bad dreams. Now, what Mark goes through when his sleep is out of the realm of my understanding. But I have a question, Lake County Sheriff's Office, why

My god, Lake County Sheriff's Office.

If I put a gun in my mouth and try to blow my brains out but I live, do you charge me with attempted murder?

Huh?

If your woman is sleeping next to you and she starts hitting you in your sleep while she's still sleeping because she's having a dream she ran into that woman she thinks she's sleeping with, should she be charged.

With a salt. Huh.

We don't know what kind of trauma this man mark the carriers going through, what type of PTSD he may be dealing with. Maybe he's been the victim of a home invasion before.

Who knows.

I just know this isn't something to be arrested over. Okay, his FOYD card was revoked. Can you not have some sympathy for his stupid ask? And he just get a fine or something? For all we know, this man might have been defending himself against Freddy Krueger. Okay, there was no one breaking into his house. For what if there was a man in a red and green scriped polo sweater, a fedora and knives on his fingers breaking into his dreams? Because a man need to go to jail for defending

Huh? Do you want this to be the case?

Well, stay with Mark all right, but in the meantime, please give Mark the Kara in the Lake County Sheriff's Office to sweet Sounds of the Hamiltons.

Oh no, the day, the dogee all the day.

Ye, we're really appreaching sci fi levels of life. People when you're getting arrested for what you're doing dreams, m.

Yeah, that's why I shoot myself and then you arrest me. Now I was wrong.

You're thinking about something you did in the dream, okay, all right, Well.

I have so many questions ask him. I know, I just I'm just wondering how he reached for his gun while he was asleep, That's what I want, Like, I'm just like, what was that dream? And how did you reach for your gun while you was asleep and shoot yourself.

While you probably on the side of his bed and clearly.

So, how do you reach for your sleeping.

You never you never got up or swung in the middle of a dream.

Remember, no, No, I've definitely woken up screaming, crying or falling out of the bed. But I've never like swung her because in your dream you feel so restricted, like you're really restricted in your sleep.

I swung on Gia one time in my dream sleeping like I had a dream like I was fighting and I'm fighting and she grabs me to try to wake me up, and I yeah, absolutely.

You didn't make her allgether for ten years, But you don't want to swing.

She should have been she should have been swinging.

My god, this guy is cool. Geez Jesus cool.

B T will see you guys on Monday.

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She did that already a long time ago.

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