DONKEY: IRS Is Asking For Thieves To Report Stolen Income

about on this Monday morning? Listen to me. Man. I usually tell y'all do whatever the IRS tells you to do. But this one, this one sounds like all the alphabet boys are conspiring to make sure you end up under the jail. Okay, this sounds like a coordinating plan between the IRS and the FBI. Because if you stole a car in two thousand and twenty one, took a bribe in two thousand twenty two, the IRS one you to report on your taxes. Okay, see what a stolen call?

Yes see. These provisions went viral Monday, I think it was last Monday, after a tweet went out and it said, a tax season is around the corner. Remember to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS. Let's go to Fox Bob News for the report. Please the IRS or just people to report just about everything that IRS says. If you seal, report its failed market value, and if you receive a bribe or get extra cash from illegal activities, make sure to include that in your

income as well. For those worry the IRS won't pass the information to law enforcement, that's because federal taxes prevents federal employees from sharing tax return information. Okay, don't just get animus back. What are you talking about, Babby? It's the last day my black folks don't even want to report cash aapping square exactly. You're gonna ask me to report a stolen call. Ain't gonna tell you it's not ain't gonna tell you they're not gonna turn it over

the law enforcement. Don't you fall for that? You going to jail. Ain't nobody stupid enough to do that, Nobody, nobody with out skin color. I don't fall for that. All the alphabets right next to each other for a reason. Okay, FBI, I, R, S, C, I A, DA, FB, I G. They all part of the same family. I don't care what anyone says. Don't you trust it. If you steal property, you must report this fair market value in your income in the year you steal, unless you return it to this right from

owner in the same year. Or what if you're dealing drugs like miss pat used to do. Okay, you don't stop bringing my history over there and the king the ChIL okay, like you had an old script club. You also got to report bribes and kickbacks. You hear that, All you DJs and program directors out there taking money to play records, you have to report your bribes and kickbacks. Don't do that, Okay. Who in that right mind is about to fall for this. It's not even something you

should entertain with a lawyer president, Okay. The whole point of committing these crimes is a to get some money and being yeah, to get some tax free money. All right. I've literally been reading Ray Kwon's memory from staircase to stage all week. Memoir. I hear what I said. It's my visit line, okay, and I've been reading it all No, it's why won't you take him off you trying to keep him straight? Ain't you that ain't necessary? Can't about to see you take your visit line. I got to

wear them at work. Y'all know I should have just said book, but I've been reading. But I've been reading the book call Weekend, okay, And he talks about one of the perks of drug dealings that you got tax free money. And I don't remember the exact quote, but he basically says, why would he get a job, work all those hours only to get the government half legal

activities and make all that tax free money? So yeah, I know we live in this era where people alcohol liberated and they want to act like they're accepting of all things. But I'm telling you right now, this is the equivalent of your significant other telling you just tell me you cheating. I won't get mad. Just go ahead and met your dirt, telling me what you did, and it's all good. You ever did that to say, not what I did? I did. I ain't ain't paying on

tax on a dope dealing money. But though I went to the skating rena bought me some joys and some Levi's different color fleet lines. They won the government problem. Hey, the government ain't never helped me bagged up a rock, So why would I give them a percentage of it? They didn't stand on that corner. They didn't help me put that dope in my kids draws. They didn't help me pull it out of my draws. You didn't participate in the business. Help meant just what you mean? Line

is confused. All I'm saying is, don't fall off for that. Okay, all right? You think the same government that that does nothing but lie to you is gonna be truthful with you now? Okay, I'm gonna trust the same government that has proven time and time again that they had not to be trusted. Okay. I think they saw how people, how stupid people work with their PPP loans, and they said, what else can we do to get more of them to lock themselves up? No, let me say this in y'all.

If it don't require you so security number, don't report it. That's what I I say. Then the PP loan required your was so security enough? My friend gonna get that p PP. One of my friends, I went to a one point five million dollars and they're looking at me like they crazy. I know they broke, but I ain't saying nothing. I'm gonna keep my mouth ship. So do you do you think people should uh you know, file their crimes on their taxes? Who the hell that the

a capone file heir crime on her taxes? M If the whites don't do it, then the blacks don't think up. I don't think I capone ever fire taxing. That's how they got out. Listen, the only way this would work is if everyone who actually did this was a granted immunity from prosecution, pstitution prosecution. If there's no legal protection for that, there's no legal protection that shielded them from criminal prosecution for the offenses they're report on their taxes.

What's the point if you think this government is about to give a tax return for committing crimes. If you think this government is just going to accept those crimes like legal employment, then go ahead do your thing, because I need content for donkey to day. Any Hey, I remember back in the day, they were asking everybody to turning their guns to go see Janet Jackson. Y'all remember that in the land. Why Janet Jackson. I don't know what was going on, but they asked everybody to turning

their guns for free concert ticket. Then two weeks later, everybody get shot because he don't gush. Damn you don't do you remember that? You look it up there in the Lanta they were asking you for my Janet Jackson ticket. You turn in your pillston and everybody got shot the next week. Don't do it. Please give everybody who will be reporting their stolen property and broad to the i RS the biggest he hall because I don't care what miss Patch some people are gonna do. That sounds like

me in the bed, what with my lags up? Charlemagne as to me with my legs up? When the crimes get the coming? Oh my god, alright, your hand on the back of my behind, just holding me. Let's open up the phone lines five A five one five one. What are we asking people? You ain't never girl, Yeah, of course you got that visian. Listen. Now we know

there are going to be some people who do this. Okay, they're going to be some people who actually listen to the IRS and report their crimes on the report their crimes to the RS following on their taxes. So what do we ask? What's something that you stole or bribe you took or scam you committed that I just want you to remain anonymous what you did in the past year. So we're asking, what's something You stole, a bribe, you took a scam, you committed that you would have to

claim I tell you would drugs? What crime would you report on your taxes? Let me ask you something. So if you let somebody rub knowing you for some money, you gotta report that too. Yes, yes, yeah, you got some money to Clay. We'll talk about it when we come back. That's how you got another season. Our co host is Damn. It's the Breakfast Club Donkey Today is brought to you by the law office of Michael s Lammon Saft. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty

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