You mentioned to watch out of Florida, Milorada. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, or a donkey's a Florida man at tapped an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after that win. He said he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electric hit his present lights. Police arrested in Orlando. Man. We're talking of Famido the Praactice Club. Bitch you Donkey
of the Day with Charlam Hayne, a guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It's not me, little Dubas, Okay, it's Florida. Donkey of to Day for Thursday, November twentieth, goes to a clear Water, Florida woman named angel Lynn Carl What does your uncle sy'all always say to you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. And I must say, boy, Florida got the
Bronx beat by a long shot. Okay, I'm starting to realize the Bronx is just pretty violent. All right. Folks in Florida are legitimately crazy, and it's the difference between being violent and crazy, and people in are nuttier than a yellow bag of Eminem's. Okay, you don't believe me, look no further than Angel Curl. Okay, I'm gonna say a word right now, and that word will cause a visceral reaction to many out there. And the word it's
three fome. Some people like to invite others into their bedroom. Okay, personally, I'm too in decisive for a threesome. I learned that a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long long long time ago. Okay, early twenties, back when we was in these streets whil' on drugs drinking. I realized that things like threesomes are way too overstimulating for me. All Right, Some things you try once and you know you cool on. And I couldn't even imagine that my big grown age
partaking in such things. But I'm not knocking anyone who lives that lifestyle, do you, boo. But just know I've seen TWA one and TWA two. I have no reason to want to open Pandora's box. One box is enough for me, but some folks have to learn that the hard way. That leads me to the story of Angel Lynn Curl. Now. According to police reports, Angel Lynn Curl and her boyfriend both forty seven years old my age. Okay, they were bought in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, like me.
They invited a female friend over to their apartment in clear Water, and according to reports on the smoking gun, they intended to engage in the hot, steamy, sweaty sexual activity hunching and that floor to humidity. Yep, that's what they intended to do. They wanted to be grown. But for some strange reason, the three some didn't happen. Police
don't mention a reason. Okay, they don't mention a reason for the night taking a turn, but the police did say that at some point all parties declined participating in sexual activity. Let the record show this is the adult version of scheduling a play date and then happening the play date not happen. Okay, But it's not that all parties declined to participate and in sexual activity. I mean, it's not that all the parties. It's not just that
all the parties declined to participate in sexual activity. It's what happened after all the parties declined to participate in sexual activity. See, Angel must have been very horny. Ael, you're not yourself on your horny because Angel turned into a devil all right. The disappointment of not being able to pull back some meat curtains must have been too
much for the Angel to handle. I mean, Angel must have been feeding the feast on a fur burger, because, according to police and the witness who happened to be the other woman, Angel started punching her boyfriend in the face one fifteen on a Sunday morning. All of y'all should have had y'all asses in the bed getting some sleep so you could prepare to be in somebody's church in the morning. But no, y'all up ready to have a meat and too badge combo meal. That meat and
too bad combo meal didn't happen. So now Angel like, hell, no, if we're not beating up no fish lips, something getting beaten in this house tonight, and it's going to be you. So she started beating on her boyfriend, and she was placed under arrest for domestic battery fellas toxic femininity doesn't get disgusted enough. Okay, this is why so many men are choosing to bear over women. I mean, just think about this. Clearly based off what we now know, all right,
this threesome was Angel's idea. So her boyfriend decides he doesn't want to do it. Okay, the other woman decides she doesn't want to do it, and then Angel beats up the boyfriend. Based off recent events of the last two years, Angel should be charged with a RICO. Okay, you organize the freak off, and then when I don't want to participate, I get beat on, all because I didn't want to put a deposit in somebody else's meat wallet. Listen,
I'm all for sexual liberation the women. I think women should be able to make whatever sexual decision they want. But if I change my mind as a man about whatever we have planned to do sexually, then respect my decision, ma'am. Okay, that should not lead to me getting beat on just because I don't want to plant my seed in another woman's lady garden. What if all I wanted was one penis glove? Better? Yet, what if all I needed was one penis glove, and I realized that in that moment
the energy wasn't right. I wasn't feeling it. I don't have to give a reason. No means no, ma'am. And if the penis glove don't fit, then another woman can't suck my Oh stop it, please go with Let you know what you're about to say. What do you mean? All right? Please give Angel Lynn Carl the sweet Sounds and the Hamiltons. Oh no, you are the dog gee of the day, the dogee all the day. Yee, and Angel, let me tell you another thing. You got arrested at
one fifteen in the morning. The eyewitness was the other woman that y'all called over. You know what they was doing while y'all was in jail? Oh wow, while he was in jail. You know what they was doing? Okay, that was a plan to get your stupid ass up out of there. Okay, But why why did they turn down the threesome? Wizard? Maybe the girl didn't look I had no idea. Maybe there was a smell. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't want to be the judge of that. I don't know. I don't know. All right,
sound like a movie called Alvin Gray. That sounds like something I've watched before. All right, well, that is Donkey Today, Thank you sir. Up next, Jess, fix my mess eight hundred five eight five one five one. Jess is here and she's fixing your mess. If you've got a problem, something going on your relationship, maybe your three some didn't work out, whatever it maybe eight hundred five eight five one oh five one, just fix my messes. The Breakfast Club.
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