DONKEY: Blueface Confuses The Pronunciation Of ‘Jesus’

Don't be out here acting like a donkey.

He bitch, it's.

Time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy. I could take it if you feel I deserve it.

Ain't no big deal, I know, Charlottage God gonna have funny sleep say his mouth.

You gotta say something you may not agree with. It doesn't mean I'm mean.

Who's getting that donky? That donkey that don't don't don't untu.

Donkey other day right here the breakfast club. Bitch you you could.

Call me the donkey of the day, But like I mean, no harm.

Yes, donky today for Wednesday, October twenty fifth.

Let me make sure that's the day in the date. Yes Wednesdays.

Yes, Wednesday, October twenty fifth. It goes to the young man we call blue face. I cannot lie. Today's donkey is literally what Donkey of the Day is designed for. See all of us at certain points in our lives or donkeys. All of us at certain points in our lives, must get the credit we deserve for being stupid, doing something stupid, are saying something stupid, Because there's.

A difference between the three.

Some people just dumb, okay, some people are smart, but do dumb things from time to time. Are say dumb things from time to time that would absolutely be me. Okay, in fact, what Blue Face did I've done? Hell, I still do it now?

Did it? Last week?

Argue on my mean ass niece Taylor about some damn Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, knowing I don't know a damn thing about them white people's business, and I ended up being loud and wrong. It happens, okay, But when it happens, you have to hold yourself accountable and someone in the room has to point out how ridiculous you sound. Clearly nobody was there to do that for the young brother blue Face. But that's why Donkey of the Day exists.

Now.

Blue Face made an appearance recently on the No Jumper podcast and he was talking about his child's middle name, the child he shares with the young woman known as Krishan Rock.

Now.

The child's middle name is Jesus, as in Jesus Christ, the man who Christians believe was the son of God and whose teachings are the basis of Christianity. Now, Blue Face had some thoughts about Krishan Rock naming the child Jesus.

Would you like to hear him. Let's go to the No Jumper podcast for the report. Please right, but if it's your kid, then.

Ye, that Mike kid will never be named Krishan Malone Hayesus Jr.

Or what is it? Zus is crazy? She would have to change bro, which is so dumb. She really think j e s u S spells Jesus.

In twenty twenty three on in today's planning.

She don't even know that that's Jesus. Right, Well, she's not Mexican or anything, so speaks Spanish. Right, I don't know who's gonna tell her.

How you spelled Jesus.

Then that's a question I have. We'll get to that now. Here's the thing.

Blue Face is not wrong, but he's not right either, because there's an English pronunciation of Jesus and the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus. No are an American an American pronunciation of Jesus and the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus. My mother was an English teacher and mos going to South Carolina's. Even though I can't pronounce the spell or be grammatically correct, I know a little.

Something like the American pronunciation is Jesus? Right? I think the English pronunciation is.

He's, he's, he's, he's sus hey sus hey.

Sus, he's sous.

The Black version is Jesus, right, This Spanish version is Hayesus.

Yes, yes, but.

No matter where you are from or how you say it, it's spelled.

J E s U. S Okay all versions.

Now, I'm not mad at Blue Face, because I'm sure growing up on the West Coast around all those Mexicans, j E. S Us more often than not is Hayesus. But myself is a black man growing up down south, mother being Jehoah's witness, grandmother being a Baptist, I see j E. S Us, and I see Jesus. When you see j E s Us? Lauren, what do you see Jesus? When you see j E s Us? What do you see Jesus? Now here's the thing, blue Face and the

I mean, listen to how he said it. Listen she's so dumb. She really think j E. S Us spells Jesus.

You can't start off a statement saying it's just so dumb. You can't call somebody so dumb with such confidence, but then follow it up with something dumber. Okay, that would make y'all dumb and dumber. And then he said, I don't know who's gonna tell us? No, Blue who tell you? Okay, blueface, you know what I want to know?

Some question?

And be just asked, how do you spell Jesus Christ? We know how you would spell Hayesius the Mexican Worker, but how would you spell Jesus Christ? And when you was reading the Bible growing up as a child, who do you think Jesus was? Okay, Jesus turned water to wine. Hey, Sue's probably turned water to tequila. Okay, No, seriously, brother, how do you think Jesus Christ is actually spelled?

Because if this whole time you thought j E. S U.

S Was just Hey Sus, then that means you thought this Mexican was making all these miracles happened in the Bible.

Okay, Now, this is a moment to teach, not a moment to shame.

Words that have spelled the same but pronounced differently are called, y'all went to college heteronyms?

What heteronyms?

Okay, two or more words having the same spelling are pronunciation with different meanings and origins are homonyms, homonyms.

I'm just trying not to say it sounds crazy.

Heteronym Okay, personally I like my words non binary, all right, our trains.

But let's stick to the heteros for a minute. L I ve you can let them live? Can I live? We all deserve to live.

But then you can say I'm going live NBA Live, I'll be live on stage tonight. I'll tell you another heter on them our E s U and me resume. I sent in my resume versus. Please return to your seats. The Blue Face Show will resume in a few minutes. Then you have t E a R. Okay, he shed a tear versus I'll tear your ass up. You got present pr E S E N T. You can present an award to someone, or there can be a present under the tree. This is what we all must learn

Oh no, you are of the day, Oh the day yee.

And if you listen to this donkey of the day later and you know you correct me on anything. I already told y'all I'm dumb. I already told y'all I'm stupid. I'm not sitting here trying to be smart. All okay, well, all.

Right, speaking of stupid, shout to be et. What I'm gonna tell you?

Why would you do the bet?

You know, I said, shout to be about to go into the next topic.

Don't know how to talk?

Yes, there's so many things I've learned about you this year. Number one, you're stupid. I knew that for a long time though. But number two, you really don't know how to talk. But I knew that for a while as well. It's not like you're calling BT. You don't even.

Realize I said, pece b et. Now let's get into the toe.

You said, speaking of stupid peace b.

Oh, my bad bet piece BT. But now or you stupid? I mean just dumb? Do you expect anything else?

No, I'm right to work with you for thirteen You're like, that's come to me and it is n't that stupid?

Yes, but they don't ask surprise but not you.

Stupid too, but you know stupid, he don't know. He's stupid. The blindly and the blind dumb and dummer. Well, I'm just dumb. He's dumb.

No, he's dumber.

I'm dumb. Are both dumb for arguing about whos dumber? Like, let's no, you are the dumbest.

That's better than this mister English period.

Dumbest in the room. He's the most dump dumbest. You know, you should have an exclamation point. Exclamation point you know what I mean.

That's that's yep, dumb, dumb ass, dumbus. What were you getting to and be like you get here? No I do.

I was arguing with Taylor, our producer. It was a dumb argument, That's what I was trying to say them to. You ain't know what you want to see? Stupid watchtail and some stupid. But we were talking about my favorite movie coming to America and she was saying to come into America that Eddie Murphy was not testing Lisa.

He said it wasn't a test at all, Lord, and I said it was.

A test talking with this little young girl about that were born in the nineteen hundred nineteen hundred and seventy.

But her point was, though, that he didn't know certain things anyway, So they were exploring together.

Mean why when Hakim came home and Simmy had decked out the place, he was so upset because he wanted Lisa to fall in love with him and not notice money and his wealth and who he was.

So the question is eight hundred and five eighty five one oh five to one, Fellas, do you test women like this?

Meaning?

Do you say, hey, buy your own ticket and then when she gets there, you pay for the ticket to see if that she's even willing to do it? Do you say, hey, I left my wallet in the car, can you handle le bill? I'll get it back to you when we get back to the car. Fellas, do you test women and women? Do you test men? Do you make them do some things before you give them the box to see if they're really there for you and not for the box or where your partners are correct?

I'm sure women do test though what we do, because you know if you're really about to get it in with a dude.

I'm sure there's ways to see what I feel like the test never stopped, like it's really different levels of test for sure.

But let's discuss when we come back. Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. Fellas, do you test women? Is that a way that you do it to make sure she's not there for the money in there for you?

And ladies? Do you test the man to make sure he's not there for the poem?

Poem?

Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast slogo Morning, the Breakfast Club