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Oct 16, 20181 hr 22 minEp. 729
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Tuesday 10/16- Today on the show comedian and actress CoCo Brown joined us this morning, and she spoke about recovering from her first stand up and being captain save a hoe" to these men and more. Also, we took time to humble ourselves so we had listeners call up for "Slander the Breakfast Club". Moreover, Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to yet another Floridian, and this time it had to do with a man that was having a hard time moving on from his girl, but not as much as a hart time his girl's new boo will have going to the bathroom. 

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Hello, kybody, come to the breakfast club. I call this the hot seat control. I't even doing you so big yo, are yo so bad? The world's most dangerous morning jo dj N this bitch, ANGELI stay in everybody's business, but in a good way. Charlomagne, the got the ruler rubbing you the wrong way. The breakfast clubs made for everybody. Good morning Usa yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. Good

morning Angela yee. I think she get her face beat. Charlomagne, the got piece of the plane. It is tuesday, Yes, it's tuesday, Yes, sir. One more week until my second book, Shook One Anxiety Playing tricks on Me comes out. Hol go over here, Steve. You better than I leave that there because I didn't get one. You're so it might not be it you don't read my second book. Okay, it'll be out next tuesday. She can go pre order now at see the book dot com. Tchabo okay dot com?

Are you can just wait until it comes out next tuesday and get it wherever you buy books. There you go yes, all right, shout out to Helen little hell little used to be Now she works out we're station light Light FM. I owe her some money. So every time the Giants take on the Philadelphia Eagles, we bet and I lost. So instead of paying her a hundred dollars and twenties, I went and got all singles and I'm gonna be giving her her singles today. That's disrespectful. No,

I'm not throwing it at her. I'm going to hand it to her, but I'm giving her to her singles today. Disrespect. Why is it disrespectful? I don't know this disrespectful giving a woman much and wanted, that's not a script. No, I'm giving her money. I'm not throwing any anything, any dollars at out. You know why you're doing. I'm giving it into a rap. I'm giving to it because I don't want to pay her disrespect. But if I, if I would got changed, I thought about giving her all change.

I sure like that's misogynistics showing this stick problematic? Um what other words they use? Money's money? Why? What's what's I just think it's problematic. I don't think so. I think it's money. I don't I'm being sarcastic. Money times in tens, five twenties. Jesus Christ, come on to U. Y good money, not bad, not bad. You know, it got so cold overnight. So yesterday I was trying to take out some of my winter clothes and get it's just too much work. I gave up. I have like

I put all my summer. Yeah, I went to clothes away. I have like four boxes because it's bulky. That stuff is so much bulkier coats and everything. And so now I pulled out one box. That was all I did. The rest is still in the closet. Well, I gotta switch over. It's hard because the weather is so different. And then we travel a lot. So then I'm like, okay, I gotta make sure I leave some clothes and when I travel I have stuff to wear, but too much.

We all you needed to cold and some timberlance. That's all that's you last the whole fall. Winter holds an overrated bro that shallow today. It's just the weather. I feel like, as long as you dress appropriately for the weather, you're always okay. People are always like, it's so cold here. I'm like, now you just gotta dress right now. Be cool. They definitely be cold. If you bundle up, you'll be okay. You got a nice you gotta wear a hat, you

gotta wear gloves. It's still gonna be thirty degree, that's right, it's still yeah. When you got a nice warm coat on, you got a nice scullions and gloves, you feel okay, okay, all right, all right, Well let's like you winter. I like winter clothes. Let's get the show cracking. Cocoke Brown, comedian Coco Brown will be joining us to you like the playing everything else to playing the people who Coco Browns. I really haven't seen anything. She's just funny yourself a lot.

She's just funny. I just just a circle TV with her. But she's a comedian. She's on that show nine one one, Okay, she's done on one on Fox, on some shows on one. You don't even know. She's on Tyler Perry Networkerry got no network with Tyler Perry. Gut he's on. Yeah, he's on on TV. She's on on TV on two shows, the Tyler Person. Here's the thing, right, I didn't know who she was before she came to do an interview, but she did an interview and she was very very

very good, very funny. Okay, so we think that y'all would enjoy it too. Absolutely. So you know, when y'all find her Instagram, tell us what she did. But she is funny. Have you ever seen dying laughing at Netflix? Documentary or on comics? She's on there with Jamie, Jerry Seinfeld, all of them, and she's on the She's on for better or Worse. I was watching Chris Rock's documentary last night on aniedough. That was good. I was that. I was. It was good. It was too I felt like it

was too short, like they couldn't even win. They could have went deeper because it was just all about to bring the pain stand up special. And I don't I don't think they touched on everything from that special, but it was good. What they did touch all was great. That's a classic special. Oh man, the best ever. All right, Well, front page was coming up. What we're talking about, Well, let's talk about a woman who would not let a man into his own apartment. I've seen that people were crazy.

No they're not. They're just white. But we'll get into that when we come back. Let's go. It's a breakfast club. Good morning, Good morning, everybody is DJ M v Angela yee Charlomagne and god we all the breakfast club. Let's getting some front page news now. Last night and Monday night football. Great game, the Packers beat the forty ninety thirty three thirty great game. All right, now, what else are you talking about? Ye, well, let's talk about a

new person. The hallway Hillary. My goodness. Now, Hallway Hillary is Hillary Brook And this happened because she blocked her neighbor from walking into his own building. Now she lives in the building, but apparently so does Darien Naraya tolds he was making his way home and she stopped him in the lobby's enters. Here's what happened here. You can fill me. That's fine, I'd into my building. Oh's my business? Well, so I need to get out my way. Okay, wait unit,

I don't need to say that information. I'm uncomfortable. Okay, you can be uncomfortable, that's your question. Comfortable because of you you. I'm not being rude, I'm not being disrespectful. You've walked in to a building that I was taking my dog out and pushed your way in. Who the hell do you think you are? Pushed his way. Listen, he was very patient with her, by the way, because she was being so nasty and so rude. She was.

Now here's what happened, because she actually couldn't have felt threatened. She followed him into the elevator, going out to the first seat. Now you gotta follow I am, because I would like you know, friends and why you're here, and if you knew, then I would like to meet you because you're a neighbor. Another member of Vanilla Isis strikes again. These white domestic terrorists have to stop harassing us. Okay, listen, all is so called good white people, y'all are not

doing it. Y'all are doing a horrible job denouncing these kinds of actions from your skin folk. Well after she follows him in the elevator and down the hallway, she attempts to also introduce herself. I do not want to stick the kid. Please stop following me, and I want to fall the top four of harassments. He's just followed me all the way to my door as a place. You see my keys in the door as a record. I just want to say, you know how, a good night, ma'am.

Don't ever do that again. You look pretty stupid, I'm good deal. How nat mister Thomas night Cracker. Listen, White people have to stop backing like they terrified us, because terrified people don't acct that right. If you scared to me, you would stay out of my way. She harassed him, and can you imagine if that was somebody else that lost their temper? He was so patient he actually she actually ended up losing her job. Hillary Brook ended up

losing her job. They're calling her Hallway Hillary now. And even her strange husband actually recorded a video supporting Tolls, the man that she was following, and her exchange husband is by rated with the black father and he was humiliated by her behavior. That's gone. That's sound like she was shooting her shot just to look after after a

wild and went from harassment to you know what. She was blocking him from even black piece of chocolate living in my building and you want you won't introduce yourself to me. I need to get to know use. She was blocking him from even getting into the building. And at the end when she was like, I just want to know your name, I just want to say hi. I don want to introduce myself. She just wanted to

make sure he was living. I wish he had a big dog like my dog and just opened up that door and that dog's and just eight just bit the hell out of Hudre because he felt threatened. Would I would have felt you wanted to have a symbiat a symbiat a venom. And I don't want to ever hear you bark like a dog again. Oh yeah, that was a terrible dog. You know what I meant? Well, God bless that biggoty, God bless that biggoty Becky. I'm glad you got I'm glad he filmed the whole entire situation

that she lost her job over this. Yeah, they bet they're better than me. One thing. One thing I'm not good at it explaining myself to white people. And what city was this? Saint Louis and Saint Louis. All right, that's front page news. Get it off your chest eight undred five eight five one oh five one. If you need to vent hit us up right now. Maybe had a bad, bad night or bad morning, or maybe you

want to spread some positivity, whatever it may be. Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one, Get it off your chest. It's the breakfast Club, Good morning, the breakfast club, the mother mother phone and down. This is your time to get it, gonna get chat. We want to hear from you on the breakfast club, so you better have the same energy. Hello, who's this? It is Kevin from Miami. Kevin, get it off your chess. I like to say, first, good morning, shallow me the guard angel,

my brother, Good morning. All right, listen, I want to say I had a great time this week and I foot to New York and I went to my thirty year in high school reunion. That's Middle with High School in Brooklyn, and we had a blast. Oh that's dope. Okay, how many years was it? Thirty three year? The biggest record name was before I let go? Oh my gosh, what's wrong with that? Right forever? Listen this though, I

want to say with morning. Told my co workers I want to try to hold it down at the Miami Day Police, Mohammad sav Euro and Uh, I just wanted to I loved everybody, all right, brother, hopefully you have no work today, and then nobody got killed out Miami. This is Miami, like I said, or I have a good boy. Hello, who's this Nico from Little La in New York. What's up now. I'm don't do that. Shalo man,

I've been getting out all my life. I know. I'm calling him because last night, my son, whose birthday is Friday, nasid Um, he came home and he had asked his art teacher to help him draw a nose. His art teacher, who was white. He raised the nose and drew a big nose. He said, why did you draw my nose so big? He said? All black people have big noses? WHOA right? I literally shake you right now because I didn't even think that I was gonna get through. Oh

my god, your son, he'll be nine on Friday. Charlomie's gonna give me something to say. You gotta teach him some good stereotypes for white people to throw it back. And he say back, he should have said back, well, white people smell like dog when it rain. That's all. Stow back another stereotype. That's all you got, another one for I said, one to one bar for bar, that's all. What did you tell your But when does this stop?

When does this get addressed inside the school? You better go addresses not to feel you know, he's already going to a predominantly white school. You know, we do live along Allen, So stop you got it, you gotta you gotta go check that. Yeah, you gotta check that teacher. Clow, you gotta go check that, mom. And when after you check the teacher, you teach your kids some nice, good white stereotypical insults to throw right back at them and let all the other parents know as well, so they're

where of what happened. And and always remember, yeah we did quote trying to stop news and thank God like my aunt as a lawyer, so we're all over this. Um, this is not going to be the last of this. And always you remember mayonnaise is disgusting. All right, I love you guys, I love the press, this club, and I want to say, um, shout out to his deathbeat father. Also, you're just having a bad well enjoy mama, I have to say, guy, alrighty listen. Always remember Michelle Obama said,

when they go low, we go high. But Charlomne and God said, when they go low, take it to the floor with him, little dance, get it off your chest. Eight on DRID five eight five one on five one hit this now was the Breakfast Club, Good Morning, the Breakfast Club, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wall you're time to get it off your chat with your man or black. We want to hear from you on the breakfast block. Hello, who's this this regular TV from IRG Man. How y'all doing?

You sound like big chocolate to toasucking? That's what you sound like? What's Up't just disprect you like that? I'm sorry, GT. Man, but yeah, I want to speak on the Highway Hillery or Hallway Hiller whatever her name is. She was shooting her shot at the end of the video. That's what I heard too, brother, they do. Yeah, it sound like she tried to shoot the shot because you tried to introduceing still and then Also, I want to speak on Drake.

Drake is like the the high school bullet. They finally took an al. Now he's sitting in the call with his friends Tomoe. When I see him, FM up smoke they you, bro, No smoke at all. Man, ain't about their life? Hello, who's this big chocolate to toe something? How are you a game? He knew he was. What's time? It's to time. Charlomagne cut me off last weekend, So give me a little few seconds, all right, bro, all right, check it out. Biggie had a song I'll call hypnotize.

I got a funny rap parody that that goes like this, Charlomagne, You dummy, dummy, dummy. Can't you see Jimmy kim Moli is the biggest be he put on black faces. Didn't apologize, but you kiss here, you kiss his ass like you hit betize that hot. I don't give a damn about Jimmy kim I don't even know Jimmy Kimmel. Neither do I give it? I give it neither do I give a damn about that whack ass rap. You just don't watch Jimmy show, Yo, peace. What you think Jimmy Kim

miles kind of corny? What do you need you need to get off Jimmy's Jimmy all right? Hello? Who's this from Virginia? Evan seven five seven? What's up? Man? Get it off your chest that much? Man, I'm just I'm listening to y'all as much as possible. I'm handing in the work right now. I mean the baby, you know. I'm just saying, I'm blessed and Charlotte made looking for your book to come out. I read the last one. I'm excited. Man. We one week away Baby. October twenty third,

Shook one will be out in the streets. Yeah all right, y'all think, yeah, all right, bro, Hello, who's this? Hi? Um? This is Corvette Corvette from New Jersey. Yes, okay, I can tell what kind of called you Pops likes. Well, I'm a little upset this morning. Myles. I currently reside in Georgia and my nephew came home yesday with a busted lip and he explains to me that a little boy in his class pushed him into a water fountain

and literally the seacres did nothing. So I'm going to be going up there in the morning to tell him a little bit how I feel because it's ridiculous. That's your nephew, so clearly you didn't. What's the boys parents? Oh? Well, I my mom, well his mom, which is my sister. She was working. I call her like, you know, this is what happened, but it since the virus'all I feel like. So I'm going to step in and do mynt aunt

new duty and Kendlewood. So you didn't listen to the Breakfast Club last week when we had the conversation about when it puts their hands on you should your kid hit them back. No I did. I totally agree, But I also want to go up there to see exactly what the other issue is, because why your nephew ain't enough to kid back after he got pushed Starlemaine, I don't. I teached my niece enough few violence, but only when it's needed. That was the need to water fountain. You

know what, y'all are? Right? Okay, thank you? Wait wait wait wait wait, but is the mom upset? Because because you sound like you like she no, she knows how I am. So she's upset, but she's like the rational one, like she's very alright, Corvette, we're gonna, we're gonna handle. So I'm like, no, I'm going to go up there and I will shut the whole Georgia Public down. Maybe maybe she let the mom go up there. If the mom it's more rational, maybe she let them. That's not

your baby. No, I'm gonna be irrational. I got it. I just I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. What kind of call do you? Job? Point? Not a corvette? All right, just curious? All right, well you have a wonderful day, all right us, thank you? All right, get it off your chest. Eight hundred five eight five one on five one. If you need to vent, you can hit this up at any time that you've got rooms

on the way. Yes, let's talk about a couple that seems like they were separating and it wasn't gonna work out, but now they are trying to figure things out after they separated. All right, let me just go to line three. It's a birthday. Let's say happy birthday to her, Nicole, Happy birthday. Thank you. What you're doing for your birthday? Well, today I'm going to work. But Thursday, once I leave work, I'm headed to the airport and I want straight to LA.

I want to see Drek this weekend. Wow, four shows at seven shows in their life? Yes, seven, ye ye, all right, we'll take for We'll have a good time. Enjoy your birthday. I will say, breakfast club rooms on the way. All right, back, don't say that you're gonna make her work work. All right, Well, let's the breakfast club rooms on the way to move the breakfast club morning. Everybody is DJ Envy Angela yee sharlom to God. We

all the breakfast club. Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Aaron Hernandez team This is the Rumor Report with Angela Yee on the Breakfast Club. Well, the Boston Globe is doing an investigative series on Aaron Hernandez and some things they found out with the extensive interviews that they have been doing. They did interview Bristol Central High School teammate of his, who said that the two of them actually were having an on again, off again in romance. Now.

This is according to his old teammate, Sam Souci. He said, me and him are very much into trying to hide what we were doing. We didn't want people to know, according to Hernandez's brother Jonathan. Jonathan also said that their father was also very volatile toward them and would actually discipline him for not being masculine enough. He said the F word, which is a derogatory term used to describe gay people, was used all the time in our house, all the time. He said. I remember Aaron wanted to

be a cheerleader. My cousins were cheerleaders, an amazing and I remember coming home and my dad put an end to that really quick, and it was not okay. My dad made it clear that he had his definition of a man. Now as an adult, Aaron also confided in his brother Jonathan that he had been sexually molested as a young boy. His brother did not go into more detail about what happened to him when he was younger.

In addition, they did some interviews with some of his ex Patriots teammates and one of his old teammates, Brandon Lloyd, a former Patriots receiver, said that he would have mood swings. He said he would be either in a fit of rage, or he'd be the most sensitive person in the room talking about cuddling with his mother, or he would say, do you think I'm good enough to play? I thought they chalked all that up to Ctedo when I saw

his documentary, he was saying that he had shied to Cte. Well, I think they're talking about him also being abused as a child as well, and Almo having issues with being masculine enough. I don't understand what all of us got to do with anything now. Even when I watched the documentary, there is all of a sudden, was like he was gay, and I'm like, okay, I got to do it anything. I mean, I guess still a gang bang in murder

And it doesn't matter what his sexuality was right. They're just talking that they're just going into what his past was, I guess his childhood and about him being assaulted when he was young and being abused by his father, and you know, saying that's what led to the behavior of him being as violent as he was. Yeah, I think it had to do with the people that he hung out with, but also him trying to repress his sexuality

as well, you know. And Lloyd also said that he was also told by Welker, who was a fellow receiver, Wes Welker, he told him, I just want to warn you, Hernandez is going to talk about being bathed by his mother. He's going to have his genitalia out in front of you while you're sitting on your stool. He's going to talk about gay sex. Just do your best to ignore it,

even walk away. Wow. So they're saying that he was just basically a lot to handle, but it seems like he had a lot of things that he was battling within himself as well. It's a sad, sad life, you know, such a such a waste of a good tight end. All right now, La La Anthony is still figuring things out with Carmela. After being separated. They had a rough patch, but they have never all those divorce papers now. Lala talked to people on Saturday and she said, we're good.

I mean, we've been working. We've been together for a really long time, so we're figuring out how to make it work for what is best for Kayen and what is best for us. They had been hanging out a lot together lately, so it seems like they are trying to work on things now. Paul Allen, who was a co founder of Microsoft, was he passed away. He was sixty five years old. He was actually battling cancer. He first found out he had cancer back in nineteen eighty three.

He was diagnosed and he resigned from Microsoft shortly thereafter, but still was very active on the board until two thousand and He finally did succumb to his cancer. He died yesterday afternoon in his hometown of Seattle. He was worth about twenty billion dollars or more. And I should let you know right day that money is not everything, because that money, all the money in the world, could not stop that cancer. Paul Allen donated more than two

billion dollars to various charities. He was never married, he had no children, and he was always there, they said, for his family and friends. So he was sixty five years that will who do you leave that to his family? I'm sure, yeah, and I'm sure the charities as well. Right, all right, Salons. Her new album is supposedly coming out

at any time sometime soon now. She talked to Tea magazine, which is New York Times magazine, and she her last album, Seated at the Table, which was excellent, came out two years ago and she's been talking about this new album. She said, there's a lot of jazz at the core, but with electronic and hip hop drumming bass because I wanted to bang and make your trunk rattle. She said that the album has taken her to different places. She worked in New Orleans and Jamaica and Callie and Houston.

She said, I like to be able to tell the story in thirteen different ways than I like to edit. I have this fear living in my body about releasing work. I don't know any artist that doesn't feel that before they hit the send button. So I'm sure we're excited for some new Salons. Goddamn right, I'm here for that work all right. And also tonight at eight on bat d Ray Davis is hosting the BT hip Hop Awards. That's going down with Little Duvall. There you go. Now

you're leading off with the right person. Hot Duvall performing at the d BT hip Hop Asap, Rocky DJ, Khaled, Bun b Ta, t I Y, g Yla, and a lot more at hitting that stage from Miami. And then right after that at ten is the premiere of that new series, Hustle and Brooklyn, a new reality show to make sure you look for that hashtag hip Hop Awards and keep keep up with everything that's happening. Yeah, y'all

gonna respect. Y'all gonna respect Little Duvall. Smile bitch when um Will Smith dropped that hot sixteen to it all right, I'm just putting that out in an atmosphere. That's what I want for Christmas. I wants Will Smith to drop a sixteen to smile be now, mind you. I said this last week, right, And Will Smith posted a video on Instagram yesterday and he was with his family and

you know what was playing in the background. Smile yes, right, okay, yea, I think about the Will Smith turned fifty this year. Nobody lives their best life, especially on social media, more than Will Smith. It's just perfect for him to lay adverse to that record for the holidays. All right, Well you're putting it out there, wouldn't ya want to hit it? Yep? Come on now, all right, Well I'm Angela yee and that is your rumor report. All right, thank you, it's ye.

Now when we come back, we have comedian and actress co Cookee Brown joining us, so we'll kick it with her when we come back. What shows is she on? You? You know her from Fox is nine one one. She's also on a Tyler Perry show. Which show is it? I'm forgetting the name of it. It's bad, guys, Well you said that's bad. And she was in that dying laughing comedy documentary alongside Jerry Seinfeld Jamie Fox. Tell yall something, trust us all right, Trust the Breakfast Clauss all right,

trust DJ and we trust Angelie. Trust Charlomagne the God. Okay, fit better at worst if we're putting her on at seven am and talking to her for about twenty thirty minutes, she's great, okay, Just trust us all right, all right? If we not earned your trust after almost eight years now, But we'll talk to her when we come back, so don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning morning. Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy. We all

the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. Let's Cooke Brown. Hey, what's up y'all? O? Hey, how y'all doing? Let's talk about nine one one? Yeah? Back season two? Yes, yes, God is the comedian from go from you know, doing comedy to such a serious role called talent's real talent, which is lacking a lot in this in this era. But yeah, I mean, you know, I was a trained actress before I ever picked up a mic and told a joke, So, I mean, you know, so it was easy for me to go back to

my roots. People think, because you're a comic, that's all you know, But no, I've been doing this since I was ten years old. Let's talk about that journey you from the seven five seven? Yes? Baby? Now, how did you start off getting into acting and doing comedy? You know, it's funny. My mother put me in community theater when I was ten because she was like, I was always acting out stuff. Ah, I was always putting on a

little plays and stuff like that. She put me in a community theater that I started going, you know, through the whole process of school and stuff like that in the drama club. Went to college, mine in theater, never thinking I was gonna do nothing within I went to VCU Virginia Commonwealth. Yeah, and um, it's funny because I was supposed to, like live so traditionally Southern. I was supposed to go to college, met a man, get married, to have some babies, and come to my parents' house

every Sunday after church. Okay, you know what I'm saying. So for me to go so left and you know, start actually doing what my mother putting me in, she was like, oops, my bad. I didn't mean for you to do it for real. So it was cool, you know. And it was funny because when I became a comic, a friend of mine got me in the comedy. I

didn't think about being okole, you know. He introduced me to a guy that it's on the actually when of other people's morning shows right now, and he yeah, so he put me in, you know, he put me in the right position to meet him. He had a comedy club and DC at the time, and he was like, Yo, you should try comedy. You funny as hell. And I'm like, all right, and this thing, you know, I'm doing it, and it's like, you know, but I've never been scared, you know. Did you ever look down upon the comedy

scene because of your your background? Yo? Not at all, not at all. I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do. You have to make everybody in a room laugh at the same thing at the same time, you know what I'm saying. And a lot of people think it's so easy because you can make you know, imaginary people on Instagram laugh and they hear. Then do it your real, live human beings and that you know, a little humbling awakening. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

It's like, it's not the same, And do three minutes, you know, long three minutes on that exactly. And I've seen it, honey, Yes, what was it? It was at the comedy spot in New Carrollton, Maryland. Went on stage trying to tell jokes and they looked at me like I was crazy. I mean, they didn't bool, but they whooled. But I thought telling jokes were snapping on people. So I went on stage just started cracking on people on

the front front. Maybe I just watched it was ready to fight me, and I said, hold up, hold up, look, this ain't even what I do. I worked for the circus. And it got like this big laugh because I really did. I worked for res I worked. I worked in advertised for Ringland Brothers. So when I said that, everybody laughed, and I said, no, for real, like I ain't juggling, no monkeys or nothing. I mean, I put the billboards up and as I beginning to talk, they were laughing,

and I said, oh, this is what works, what's real? Yeah, exactly, And that's what I do. That's actually one of my monicas is I don't tell jokes. I tell the truth. I feel for me, but you know, you really, how do you? Baby? I'm forty six. I think I might have stole it from you know, you might stole it from me, bringing a little while longer than a little while longer. But no, you know it's funny because you know,

I learned very quickly that what's realists, what's funny. I don't get up there and try to tell you he he hahas I'm telling you stuff straight from my heart. When I went through my divorce, I wasn't, you know, trying to be funny about it. You know, I realized I was gay after three years Americas. You know, I realized I was married to a bitch for three years. You know what I'm saying. So it's like, you know, I say, what's real? I don't see him, my ex

whenever he feels like showing up. You know, he's one of them. You know it's whodini? You have a child together? Yeah, remind him? Could you? Yeah again, have a child? Yeah? You know that check is life? Yeah, but I'm sorry, Yeah, I would think. I always always bugs me out when people who have baby mothers, who are public figures don't act right because you can put them on blast at

any moment. And it's crazy because you know, I was just like and I could have I could have drugged this man with the information I had, but I always took the high road. And all I asked was like, being your son's life, send me to check on time, which I don't even touch. It goes into his trust fund. Yes, my child has a trust fund. More like that, people, And but you know he still won't act right. So God bless him. You know, Karmen's a bit. You know,

he's on what heart attack number three? You know, my life assurance policy has cocked and loaded too. Explain to your son when his father is not being responsible. You know what I'm gonna tell you something. I have been so blessed that I've always had great male black men in my you know, just black, great black men in my life. That he's never missed a beat in terms

of role models and strong men in his life. So it's funny how at six years old he had the discernment that when he finally did meet this man, he was like, you fill a crap and doesn't even ask for him. And then when he left, it was like, I, you know, and he doesn't ask for him, and I don't force it. He knows he has a father, you know what I'm saying. And I'm not bashing his dad. I'm just gonna call a spade a spade, you know, only a hit dog or hollow. So I mean, but

it's the same token. It's like I've been blessed. He's got a great village around him. I do not lack for strong men in my life. Now, don't get me wrong. Some of them are gay. And it's great because my child was six years old with a look book. You know, he has a stylish much child was killing the game right now, you know. But you know, but I'm grateful for that. He doesn't, you know, miss a beat. How did that affect you dating? Moving forward? It's tough, you know.

I went through a period where I did do something that a lot of women don't do. It. I took time to heal me. You know a lot of women jump into relationships trying to get a man to heal them. I healed me. I had that come to Jesus moment because I had to, you know, tell myself the truth. Bottom line, I was a dumb healer that chosen you know what I'm saying. I saw some signs and I

should have ran, and I did. I saw him us. Oh, let's see, when you used your brother's name and social to show a fake credit report so I wouldn't know your credit was shot hill damn man, that was the sign. Was trying to impress you, you know, And my dumb ass said that that's exactly what high level front. But it was like better than God. Don't date a man whose credit score is less than what seven, that's probably yeah, that's probably what you lord. Yeah, his was a lot

lower than that. He showed you a fake c lord. It was his brothers, none at all. Brothers was like ate something. But it was his brother's credit and he put his name on. You should have been well. I mean, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm gonna ask certain questions like that, ever touched the man? I need to know these things. I mean, for real, I need to know have you ever felt frisket? Okay? I need to know what other side did you see besides the credit? Any other side? You know? Um baby mom?

You know baby mom was no relationship. You know, I never could meet the baby mom, never could meet the daughter. He wasn't even taking care of his other kid. Yes and no, I mean you know, in my mind I didn't think he was taking care of his kid, but in all actuality he was because if you know, he died, she would get all the benefits because she was still legally the wife. Yeah, I said it, that's why, right. It was a lot of things, but you know, he

just he was the greatest boyfriend. Everybody in my circle fell in love with him. My parents, who were some hard nutstocrat fell in love with him. He was good. You know what I'm saying. And the thing is, you know, it's just, um, I think that's a lot of times, you know, when men always saying, you know, it's still good men out here. The problem is, good men is there are a lot of dog men using your tactics to get women. So we can't tell the difference anymore.

All Right, we have more with Cooke Brown when we come back. Don't move. It's the breakfast Club. God Morning, Breakfast Club Morning. Everybody is DJ Envy Angela Yee. Charlemagne the guy. We are the breakfast Club. We have comedian and actress Coco Brown in the building. Charlemagne, can you break down dog men using good guy tactics? Well, you know, there was a time that you knew what a dog was. A dog has certain qualities. A dude that wasn't about nothing.

You knew he did this that in the third. What happens now is that the dog has learned what the good man does. The morning exactly. Good morning, beautiful, good morning, beautiful, good morning. Yeah. Back in the day, you know, I'm saying, it's okay you said one this morning. It's okay, and it's okay you in both four thousand other black men said one, it's okay be part of a team, but we are married to your wife, so that's good exactly,

that's fine, that's fine. But you know, I think that's the problem is that now the dogs have gotten around the good man and learn their tactics, so you can't tell it. Dude might be very well genuine with a good morning, beautiful, have a blessed day, baby, you know, thinking about you, but because the dog is still using that same tactics, you can't tell anymore. So if anybody should be mad, the good dude should be mad at

the dogs because the dogs are using your tactics. And it's so easy now is keep in contact as people really are just sending out text messages all the time, so you can understand. So I don't understand. How can I go with you? In thirty characters are less? How can we be a couple? You've text me? Like one dude texts me for like six months and he had

to dance. He said, well, so when we're sleeping together, I said, we not, but our phones are, so I kindly send him a kitty cat that said they'll send me an emoji of an eggplants these phones because I don't know you. You know what I'm saying, And it's like, you know, it kills me because the young as I expect with the text messaging and just constantly sending you a bunch of you know, emojis and acronyms and stuff like that. Is'sue old brothers to make me mad. You

can't so for forty sending crap. It don't make no sense. Like the mmlas stan meet me at the Legion. I didn't even know acronym meet the Legion. You're going out tonight? No sahs? What's that sugar high? No, that's not gonna work if you gotta make up acronyms, you know, Like can we go back to real dating, old school dating where a man called you and you set on the phone till you know you hang up? No, you hang up?

You know what I'm saying When I'm not dating, when it's just people of a certain age, Like why are we texting so much? Because we don't mean we know where each other are busy, So I don't want to pick up the phone and call you. You know what I mean? I was gonna ask you that, what's that white guys updated the rainbow? I haven't. I haven't done Asian. My girlfriend's married to an Asian guy. He is so good to her. I might have to take a trip to China, you know, or something, but um, it's China,

by the way. White, you know, Jewish, Greek, Italian, you know, Irish. I've been, Yeah, and you've gotten some looks when you go out with you know what. I'm gonna tell you. The most I got the looks where it was is La because in La apparently blacks and Mexicans Mexicans don't mix. And I dated a guy who was Mexican, and when we went out, the dirty looks we got from other Mexicans. Wow,

it was crazy. I wasn't usaid because you know, in the East Coast, honey, we all bledding together nobody, you know, so nobody cares. But on the West Coast it's a big thing. If you see Mexicans and blacks together. Yeah, we're breaking down barriers. We really were, We really were. It would have worked too if he didn't, you know, constantly have babies about other people while we were doing Oh my god, Yeah, I'm I'm Yeah, that's why I'm

taking a lot of time right now for me. Yeah, because apparently I'm a magnet of some bullcrap holding myself. I don't know. I'm gonna tell you right now. I attract broken men. Oh that ask you out for us? Have you ever been the person? Yeah? And that's you know, been interesting too. I realized that because I have such a nurturing maternal spirit, I think I was born to be a mother. You know, I've mothered a lot of people.

I've raised a lot of women's children. Let me like it. Terms, there's a lot of men walking around here that have grown men now because of me, because I raised them. You know, Mama didn't give him that home train. They didn't know to open a woman's doors. We're being honest. Most black men, if you from the hood, are damaged in some way. Yeah. Yeah, she stated the whole rainbow.

It's like they just seem to be a little damaged, you know, and then Mama comes in, you know, push the band aid on, kisses the booboo, make them feel better. Speak that you don't speak that love into this spirit, feed that belly, feed death soul, and then once they get on their feet, it's like deuces. So now you know, clean up woman. I don't want to clean up woman, but I gotta whole keep of blessings coming to media.

And trust me, don't you think sometimes as women we just do too much, Like we put ourselves out there like I'll do that for you, I take care of it, I'll help you with that. We do and I have. I'm not like that anymore. It's funny how I finally had to come to an epiphany that it was like, Okay, I'm not giving more than I get. Period. Yeah, sometimes that's something we have to train ourselves because we're still

used to wanting to help somebody. But you can't just do everything for someone because after a while they set to take advantage of it expected and then it's not even fair at a certain point. No, seriously, because anybody will continue to leach off you if you continue to give. But you got a lot of men out here too that are looking for another mother is, I like to say,

looking for another to latch onto. Right, They go from mama's to your And the problem is you've got women out here that are allowing it, you know what I'm saying, that are taking care of grown men just to have a man, you know, and the women are cool with it. That's the thing. It's funny. One of my homeboys said to me the other day, he said, I don't blame the men. I blame the women for not holding these men accountable for being men. You're allowing them to be boys.

Make them step up and do what they've got to do, you know. And a lot of women, you know, are not because they don't want to ruffle feathers. They don't want to cause a problem. They want to still be kept, you know. And I'm good, you know, I can keep myself. You know. I always said, you may not meet me dollar for dollar, but you damn sure gonna meet me hustle for hustle. That's really The men got fragile egos

anyway they doe being in this business. I think it's the hardest thing is that a lot of men get in here and they date a woman that's in this business or just any kind of status, and they don't want the spotlight on her, and they'll do everything in their power to block the spotlight to shine on them. But baby, you ain't earn this spotlight. That's real. You know what I'm saying, I'll share it with you, But no, you ain't gonna come up here and block my spotlight

because you need your ego stroke. You know, I don't know. It's weird. How can we get on this? Y'all got me? I feel like a yama right now. That are in the game, then I don't want to date men in the game. It becomes a competition. It becomes a competition. My ex was in the business, and it became a competition. If I booked something, then he went out of his way to try to one up me. And if he didn't, he had to downplay what I had got bathroom no more. I mean, I want one eye, you know. But it's

it's weird. It's like finding someone that's confident. Like there was a time that I remember brothers being very cocky, but in a good way. What happened that now they they get so bruised so easily? Well, people, what's going on? I think men are expressing their emotions a lot more now than they used to, are they supposedly? Really? Who in this room cries as a man with the penis? I've cries, don't you never cry? I have? But I

haven't cried in a long time, my grandmother. I do, I mean, I do believe in men being vulnerable though nomm me not the hug, neither one of y'all fur the ways. I do believe in men being vulnerable though. Yeah, we have more with Cokoke Brown when we come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning morning. Everybody is DJ Envy Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We have comedian and actress Cooko Brown

in the building. Yee. So Coco, do you think that women are more powerful Nowaday, Well, a lot of women don't know that their strength needs to be toned down. And I understand that because sometimes when we're used to doing everything for ourselves and we can, we don't want to ask a man for help or say hey, can you do this for me? Because it does make a man feel good, but we also know that we don't really need you to do it. Well, that's the thing

you can never, you can never. I used to say I don't need a man, I want a man, No, honey. A man has to feel needed. If a black man doesn't feel needed, he'll go to find somebody that's why a lot of times you see super successful men date very beneath them because they won't get a woman with the education of degrees or the accolades or the money that they have. Why because she's an equal now they can't control her. Now, a chick that's very happy with

bundles and a Louis Waton bag everyone. Once in a while, he could tell her what to do. And it's like a lot of women don't know how to release their power. Yeah, sometimes you know what I'm saying. For a man when they know that you could probably get better stuff for yourself than they could do for you if you wanted to, it's that black mail. Pride is real. It's the way you have to speak to your black man. It's a very different thing. When I've dated white men, you speak

to him differently. Spanish men you speak to them to milank men is a very different vocabulary. I don't want I feel what you're saying, but I don't want to tiptoe around nobody's fragile ego either, though, you know what, I'm absolutely not, absolutely not, but I mean, um, the blackmail ego is very fragile. You know. It's almost like you have black men have to love you more than you love them. It's almost the way you see chicks date beneath them. That's why you saw these pretty chicks

now with ugly people I don't care about. I think women don't care about. I'm laying. Tell me, I'm lying, y'all don't see how many really pretty chicks with these little fuggy grandma. I got a theory that the beautiful women nobody ever hollered at them, like guys feel intimidated just because of the beauty. So it's all it's always the ugly guy who feel like I'm just gonna take

my shot because he ain't got nothing to lose. That's how you made the pre got with Janet, because I bet you nobody wanted to walk up to Janet and hog that Janety. Bobby Brown did Superstar think is real, real, and she loved the real. Maybe he wasn't impressed with her. I think that women are not as concerned what looks as they are with a man's aura, his power and ambition and other things like that. I think I'm more

concerned about looks. I think women have always dated men that probably aren't as good looking as they are true. I mean we've all dated down. I mean, let's just keep it real. I mean, haven't you dated down? No, never dated down, never dated The one you pray to God won't ever pop up on seventeen years. Okay, that's the correct wording, right. You know, as your penis seen dark days? What would you say if you had to say and what you're looking for? What would you say

you're looking for? I'm really big on a man that can speak, they can articulate themselves. I don't know what happened to the English language, but some of these men just botch it to hell. And the women too. I mean I've been around some women that I'm like, baby, write it down because I don't know what the hell you just said to me. But you know, I need a man that coming to the table with something. My biggest thing that ticks me off is men over forty

that have nothing. What have you been doing with your life that you can step to someone and you have nothing? I mean you you ain't got and I don't get and then they get mad at you when you don't want to give them the time of day. But I feel like at a certain age there should be something to show for your time on this earth into something that you may have had it all and lost it all. But I I need receipts. I agree. Do you google people before you go out with him? Girl? I have

to background checks all day long. I learned that the hard way with my marriage. You know, I'll ask a dude, all I needed seven numbers in your social I would figure out the rest. To wait a minute. I thought he was married before, so he was married while we were married, So you would never married really, you would never married it technically. I mean I had a wedding. I have pictures to show for it. I went through the wedding and every thing I needed to meet this girl,

How did you find out? You know what? Maybe you're get in to pay a child support. I'm gonna get his NOMC call man. How did you find out that he was still married? It's so funny. You know, you got that one girlfriend that's like the spy. Yes, I had the strong girlfriend and she just she had been saying it for like a year. Girl, he hiding something, he hides something. And she called herself being inspectaclue soul and you know, and going. And she came in and

she said, girl, I found out. She called the courthouse of the city. He was, you know, stay he was married. She was not playing no she and she said girl, look what and they was like, yes, man, he still mare. I was like, so that means my marriage isn't illegal. And mind you, I had to keep that in for months before I left. What was he telling another family? I mean, well, according to people, you know, he said that I knew and that I was cool with it.

I just wanted to get married, get married twice same time. I can't do that. He's definitely about to tweet me right now, get me the home, you know, but I got you know, But it was it was to hold it in for months. I don't know if now that you asked me that, I don't know why. I mean, I just had my son. He was only five months old, you know, and I held it in. I didn't. Yeah, I was ashamed, embarrassed, humiliated, the whole nine. I mean, honey, when they sent over the actual marriage, I says, what

could I do? This is one thing too, that I learned that I'll never do again live my life on social media because my marriage was I'm so happy and I'm so in love. And then that happened, and I kind of had to just delete everything out of nowhere. How was that conversation? Like, how did you what did you say when you confront of them? You know what's comical? You know how long it took for me to actually

confront him about it? Five years? Five years when I when you lived under I lived from three months after I found out, and then I moved out, I left him, and then when we finally came back together and I had forgiven him, I had moved on because I told him my son, I can't hate you and love my son at the same time, I just was like, dude, just be a father to your child. That's all I ask. You know, I really don't need your money because your money goes into a trust. Mind, I don't even touch

I can't. He can't even touch his twenty one. But I mean, I think, you know, it's the guilt with him. We finally had the conversation and when I asked him why did he do that? He just said, you know, I was stupid. I was in love. I felt like I was gonna lose you. I proposed. I didn't know we were gonna get married so quick. I thought I was gonna get the divorce straight before then we didn't. I was scared to say something, and I just went

through with it. And then eventually I just begin to act like it didn't it didn't matter, and then good, look, so you know people stuff technically, Oh my god, can we talk about something impressed? I don't. I think tall is probably gonna make a move about this money. Okay, I'm good. Oh my god, I thought we'll come in here and make jobs. I thank you. I don't want to ask you about your nonprofit called Wigs of Love. Yes, yes, it was. I formed that for my girlfriend who passed

away from breast cancer. She had battled it twice. She lost her life the second time. Um, and when she lost all her hair freaked her out. You know, she didn't know what to do because you know, black men, y'all love sisters with hair, and so she UM. I started giving her my wigs because I was getting wigs for shows and stuff that I was doing. And then I had all these wigs left over, and I was like, you know, I'm gonna get these women who need them.

So I partnered up with Kim Kimball and Elgin Charles and a couple of other great you know hair peep stylists, and you know we made customer you know, wigs for women who have lost their hair to keymore d. Yeah, well, thank you for thank you. Oh my god, y'all just had me here purging my soul. Y'all got a lot of lives. You know what would be funny, A lot of lives were told black black men don't cheat. Black men don't cheat. Just want to throw that another being

told black men don't cheat. It's like black women don't suck blackness. Yeah, thank you baby to Breakfast Club, all right, strow it back a little bit morning. If I try to act like you don't know where we'd be at neither stej M. B Angela Ye, Sharle mean the guy we are the Breakfast Club. Happy birthday, anybody celebrating a birthday? Man,

enjoy your day. What's happening now? Don't forget Tonight at eight on b et b Et Hip Hop Awards with Little Ball hit the States right, drop a clue bum for my guy, little duvall Man, Proud of my home. Check that out tonight at eight to be Et Hip Hop Awards, and then at ten cats the premiere of Hustling Brooklyn, I be Rivera. Here you go. I said that Kimo who produced that show, Kim, what's happening? That's people's tool. What up? Kim clumps for Kim O? Sorry, damn,

I'm watching Bta Baker Man. Okay, let's get to these rumors. Let's talk Ariana Grande. Listen, it's just oh gosh, it's reports. It's the rum report Breakfast club boy. By Now you should know that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have broken up. But here's how they divvied up everything. Now, she did return the ring that he gave her, because, of course the ring is in contemplation of marriage and they're not

getting married anymore. That ring was worth almost one hundred thousand dollars and was made specifically for her to one of behind. They also decided that she gets to keep the pig that they had together, Piggy Smalls. If you guys remember the Yeah, they have a little teacup pig that they adopted last month, and he had gotten a tattoo of the pig on his torso and everything. A real pig, like a pianta teacup pig, a little baby

little minig. So she's the one that actually bought the pigs that it was always hers Now the reason that they really broke up. She was emotionally unavailable after everything that happened with mac Miller, which is understandable, and so it just wasn't working right now. How do people know all this stuff about other people's lives? Like, how do y'all know all of these details? And inside him leaked it somehow someway. This is sometimes people themselves leaked that information.

Can you walk the pig? Cotter of fact? Like, can you walk the pig? There's the pig lifts leg the pee. I'm just curious, like when you have a pet pig, I don't have a teacup pig. I can't tell you. At what point do you eat that little pig and turn into the baking At what point do you make a sandwich y'all of that little pig? All right, that's what I want. You don't By the way, if you got a pet pig and your pig dies, you ain't

gonna waste that meat. Yes you are all right. You're gonna find a way to put that on some sandw You're gonna bury it. And have a proper funeral, not me, all right. Kanye West, as y'all know, is in Uganda, and he actually was with the President of Uganda with Kim Kardashian West and they were talking about tourism in Africa and he has big plans after he went to go see a Safari I'm here. He also when I saw this, and she he likes to build and have

a discussion about what we make the entire country. You get most like to build Wakanda. He said, he want to build Wakanda, and he also wants to build a Jurassic Park as well. He wants the entire country to be Wakanda, and he sees Jurassic Park places. Africa has so many natural resources. Are I don't even understand how you want to build a So he wants to bring dinosaurs into this dinosaurs. I'm so confused. Insult She got, man,

that's all right now. When he revealed that he plans to have seven kids with Kim Kardashian, here's what she said. Oh yeah, I would not Yeah, she can't going well, she can't have kids anyway anymore. Okay, So I mean he can still have kids. It just she just doesn't have to count then yeah, she can do it the same way at Chicago West. Absolutely the president about this Jurassic Park. I did after on how this is gonna

play out? And Charlomagne, you were supposed to have your sit down with Kanye, and you've since canceled that because he's build a Jurassic par We're not here supposed to be back today. Actually they say he's actually extending his trip. Of course he is now because he has to build Jurassic Park. You guys, Yes, it's gonna take a couple of days. He's gonna make it into what kand he's supposed to do Our Times talk tomorrow. But I canceled

it for all the reasons I saw yesterday. Because the media has a narrative they want to paint, and as long as that narrative exists, a conversation about mental health will get drowned out. He's the one that said that, I don't know that they painted it. He said it, Oh no, no, because you think about it. Yesterday yesterday I released the statement I said, I think to have the conversation about you know, our mental health issues right now would be a total distraction and all I saw

was people jump into their own conclusion. Charlomagne canceled because Kanye met with Trump. Kanye canceled because he's mentally unstable. I didn't say none of that. So because of all those false stories that confirmed what I already knew was that the conversation about mental health would have got lost. I thought he's also they're working on his album and Big Sean is there as well, so they're supposed to be producing music and making shooting some videos during their trip.

All cells. And by the way, this wasn't a decision that was made yesterday. Okay, my decision to cancer was made last week. Why didn't you tell people? Because I had to wait on all the powers that be. It was a lot of moving parts in this situation. It wasn't New York Times, Times Talk Now. In addition to this, Kanye also gifted him some white sneakers, and the President of Uganda said, I think Kanye for the gift of white sneakers. Enjoy your time in Uganda. It is a

true pearl of Africa, all right. Jada Pinkett Smith on her Red Table Talk, Will Smith was on and he talked about the struggles that he had in his marriage with Jada Pinkett Smith. Here's what he said. And there was a period where Mommy woke up and cried forty five days straight. I started keeping a diary. Damn you missed some days. It was every morning. I think that's the worst I've ever felt in our marriage. Wow, I was failing miserably. Nobody gonna ask why, Yeah, how was

he failing? I said, I wanted to know as a man, when I saw that yesterday, I wanted to know how he was failing, because I'm the type of person. You know, small people learn from the old mistakes, why people learn from table Talks returns on October twenty seconds. They're going to see the whole episode. And you know, previously they've said a lot of different things about each other, Like you know, Jada Picket Smith says, here's the thing about Will and I were a family that's never going down

as far as a separation. She said, we are family. Take all of that whole marriage relationship crap. At the end of the day, Will and I are family. I'm going to hold him down. It doesn't matter. They don't even say that they're married anymore. According to Will Smith, he said we referred to ourselves as a life partner. So they've been together for twenty years and they have two kids together as well as you guys know. Oh listen, I know. I'm a pinket Smith went free nose Carter

and other pinket Smith went free noth Carter. I can't wait until Will Smith lays a verse for smile. All right, that's all I want for Christmas. That's all I'm telling the universe. Okay, nobody lives their best life better than Will Smith. I can't wait till he lays a verse the little Duvall smash record. All right, well her Mandela yee, and that is your rumor report. All right, thank you, missy. I'm telling you the universe is listening to me. The

universe is always listening to me. By the way, did you see the video Will Smith posted yesterday? He has my ole bitch playing in the background. Yes, okay, y'all, just wait, just wait, just wait on it? All right? All right? We are you giving that donkey to you? You know? Man? I try every day, I really too.

You don't try, by Florida not to give donkey to day the people in Florida, But they do not disappoint And this story right here actually is kind of inspiring in a sick, sick way, because how far are you willing to go for the one you love? How far are you willing to go to get your bay back? If your bay leaves you? All the way? Okay, well we're gonna see all right, all right when we come back, it's the Breakfast Club. Go on it. Make sure you're telling the watch out for Florida Man, or the man.

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of the war. Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida Man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida Man is arrested after wa stays, he whipped the door to his home and an attempts to electro kid his pleasant wife. Police arrested in Orlando Man. We're talking a familiar to Breakfast Club bitchy Donkey of the Day with Charlom Haine, a guy.

I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all they keep letting me get them because they just keep coming up with this great content man donkey at the Day for Tuesday, October fifteenth, today of the fifteenth right know the sixteenth two day October sixteenth goes to a twenty eight year old man named Justin Foster. And if you just heard that new customized donkey at the day intro courtesy of Taylor Haze, then you know Justin Foster is indeed from where all the craziest people in America

come from, Florida. Yes, as your uncle Charlotte said in the intro, all the craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all the Florida. I'm going to be in Florida at some point in the next couple of weeks promoting my new book shook one anxiety, playing tricks on me and making sure all you crazy ass Florida folks pull up to the polls to vote for Andrew Gillim is your next governor. So don't ever think I

don't like Florida. Okay, I am highly entertained black Floridians, and I am strangely inspired but also equally sickened by the story I'm about to tell you. Justin lives in Tallahassee, Florida. When my man Andrew Gillim is mayor. Now this right here, let you know how crazy Florida folks are. See, Justin had a boo Okay, a young lady who was his girlfriend.

All right, but they are not together anymore. But Justin still has love for his queen, And like most women, when they get out of a relationship, at some point, they're gonna start a new one. Okay. Guys seem to think that when they're in a relationship with a woman that the woman is gonna be his forever. But that's not how life works, fellas. All right, when you break up with a woman in the world keeps turning and

the fire and her loins keeps burning. Okay, Justin, I understand, this woman is the light of your life, the fire and your loins. I understand your world is in complete darkness without her. But you just have to find someone else to light up your life. But sadly, that flame you are looking for will probably be at the bottom of your cellmates. But because Justin is a jealous ex boyfriend, and jealous ex boyfriends refused to let you be happy

with someone else. Okay, ladies, Oh, when you move on, they all of a sudden want to do everything they should have been doing when y'all were together, all of a sudden they want to be the man for you that they always should have been. Why Because men never know what they got until it's gone. And sometimes you have to see something you love being cared for by

someone else in order to really appreciate it. Justin is jealous of his ex girls new man, and we all know jealousy is just love and hate at the same time, because he loves his ex and hates that she's with another man. So how do you hurt your ex? Well, you either harm her or harm her new man, and Justin chose to harm her new man. Now, the new man lives in Chicago, and Justin got on a plane from Florida and flew to Chicago. This, right here is

why Florida crazy is an illegue of its own. We all know the reputation of Chicago shy, right is what they call it. All right people that don't play all right with all, with all, with all the smoke that's in Chicago. Justin got on a plane and went to Chicago to confront his ex's new man. It's not his fault,

and Justin's minded, You're not crazy. You have to be to pull up to Chicago looking for action, all right, not like the Kachu six nine pulling up and taking a video in the middle of the night when no one is around. I'm talking coming there looking for one man. And that man was twenty six years old, and according to prosecutors in court via the Chicago Tribune, Justin caught the new boyfriend lacking in the streets. Okay, hit him in the head with a tire iron, all right, that's crazy.

Hit him so hard that the victim now has permanent brain damage. Then Justin carved his initials into the victim's leg A nice JFF. I don't even know his middle name, just in case you don't know who did this, all right, JF was here. And then Justin proceeded to cutting his penis off. What do you mean? What do I mean? What the hell did I say? What do you mean? Come here, give me a knife and I'll show you. All right, round of applause for Florida. They never disappointed.

Gracious Justin cut off his exes new man's penis, so he held it in his hand, and good question, Henry, you want to know what Justin did with the penis? All right? I'll tell you what Justin did with the penis, all right. He just tossed it over a fence, all right, and left the guy laying there in a pool of his own blood. And then Justin jumped on a plane to Atlanta like nothing happened. He just jumped on a plane to Atlanta, like he didn't just castrade somebody in

the middle of the street. Just another day in the life of a floriadio. All right. Now, Justin was arrested and taken back to Chicago, and he is now being held on a one million dollar bond. Nothing else, nothing else to add to this, Florida ladies and gentlemen, Please give Justin Foster the sweet sounds of the Hamletones. Oh no you are geh the da gee. Oh the day I asked you last break? How far are you willing

to go for the one you love? On the scale of one to Justin cutting his ex's new man's penis off, how far you're filling them? Gone, m I ain't. I ain't grabbing it for you, willing them I ain't going Why are you talking like that? But what sad is that he has permanent brain damage after this, Well, he has permanent brain damage. If I had no penis, I wouldn't want to know either. It's really sad. Man ain't got no penis, having penises. Having no penis is like

having permanent brain damage. You know what, You don't know what this psyche will be like for the rest of his life. Man grabbed that man's penis and cut like mentally he's nothing. Come on, mais, you know what kind of mental torture that is? What kind of emotional torture that ain't enough therapy in the world had to go get that pa. Ain't enough with you. I ain't ain't enough cocaine, I ain't enough kanyak in the world. Walking around with no penis. I don't think he even knows

what's going on. Ain't gonna know he hain't on a penis. God works mysterious ways. All right, well, thank you for that donkey today. Up next, let's have some fun on this too. That's stupid you said he's in the vegetarian state and he ain't got no meat. See see, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. I hate not less on a job, not this morning. All right, let's slay to the breakfast Club. Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. Phone lines are

wide open. You can slam to the breakfast club right now. You can call up. You can slam the meat. You can slam the Charlemagne. You can slam the Angela yee. If there's something that you don't like, something that you hate, something that you're not feeling. Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one, Slander the breakfast the rules. We don't answer or respond. I mean, I can't promise that. Yeah, I can't try. We'll try. The slander the Breakfast Club

is next phone line to wide open. It's to breakfast Club. Good morning the Breakfast Club. All right morning, everybody's DJ MVY, angela Ye, Charlemagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. It's time for slander the Breakfast Club. If there's something that you don't like about me, angela Ye or Charlemagne, you can slander us. I love this and I love this segment. It's a very humbling experience. I think that we all need to get this at least once a week,

just to stay humble. All right, Manuel, Yeah, who you want to slay the brouh Charlotte, You and Charlemagne Okay, we're right here, sir. Well, one, you didn't mean you blocking me a while ago, but I'm a bar to a land probably page you're doing do it but Charlemagne, yes, sir. Now we both from Charleston. You know a four to three was happening for three. But this is I got

one problem. NA. I know you like your girl Cardi b but why are you always got to drag my nick I love Nikki too, though, but it just seems like it just seems like it's always from a bitter standpoint, like you be. I liked her, but Cardie's my girl. It's kind of obvious. I don't understand why we can't all be objective. It's nuanced to everything. I can love you and still critique you. I'm a cultural critic. Did you buy Nikki's album? I did? How many times? I

bought it three times? And I streamed for music. I love Nikki and I want Nikki and Cardy to be cool, but leave me alone. I like all the unicorns in my in my instagramn He was like, I'm we're gonna stop playing her music or something like that, because she threatened the DJ. You're right, You're right. She did. She did, But we're good now. I think they chopped it up. Were good, and she's at her album went platinum. Shut out to Nikki, it is platinum. You know the broke

barbs did something for one. She knows Charlomagne. That's right, y'all. Bob's had a rough year financially, right, Ay, you talked to Nikki. No, I didn't talk to you, Sai. Y'all chopped up, I said Charlotte in a self and her I guess chopped out. I spoke to each other. All right, Well, thank you for carling man. That wasn't that too bad of a slander? Hello? Who's this you always noted from Detroit? I wouldn't have spland that, y'all. Okay, come on, Nelson,

bring ahead, bring it ahead. I wouldn't have started answer with you every time I try to buy out that she already owned it. But what you're doing for the community year in Detroit. I actually just joined ant. I actually just joined an investment group, and we're actually in the process of putting together a women in construction planning for women in Detroit to start doing construction. No, she's building up, broken down in horrible houses and fixing them

up and allowing people is living them. That actually bout the house that somebody from another country was about to buy a white woman, and I got it from her the day of You rather she have it somebody other country about to buy a white woman. What you just said about to buy a white woman? Why I cancel my flamer for I want to stand the shadow may now go. I need I need you to come with the fire man. You kind of whack Okay, well well

let me just skip to envy there. Why you always try to drop on the clues birms like standing afford none of your own bones. Whus me that'd be dropping the bomb, sir. I never dropped clues bombs, that's sir. I cancel my fland. This is why. Come on, man, where y'all at? Where y'all where the guys that be slandering us on social media? Man? I need some good slander man, Jason slander the breakfast club? Man? Yo, good morning,

how y'all doing what's uthing? Man? It's gonna be hard for me to slander y'all because I made all three y'aller persons at some time at the point, But Envy, you need to ask you a question, what's that? Why are you so sensitive with that hang up button when somebody says something you don't like, because you'll hand you I promised that one slip. No, I promise. I am so disappointed in breakfast club listeners this morning. I reason I am disappointed y'all because y'all are usually a lot

more greasy, a lot more spicy with the slander. You know what I'm saying, y'all real soft this morning? Hey j Hello, who you want to sland this morning? So? Um, I love all of you guys. UM. I kind of had a thing though I wanted to talk about UM. I listened to lip servers every week, so it's like nothing person or not anything. Um. I'll just wanted to speak on how you guys have a lot of women

on there. You know, you got an interview a lot of women like the NIVA interview and Charlotte Mann kind of slanders them and as he just doesn't say anything, she just sits there with her sweater and just tight. You know. Now, I saw a lot of people saying that about the NIVA interview, like we didn't slap, I didn't slam the NIVA me and Nivva was just having a good conversation. It was it was rough to watch though, especially you know when you asked her about self love

and like that. It was really But that's the clip they're using to say that I don't respect women because she I think there's only like ten seconds. So you hear me say to her, do you love yourself? Because you ff and all these dudes? But y'all didn't hear the Niva previously say she sleeps with whoever she wants when she wants to, like she's a proud hold. That's the media is agenda. I know. I'll just know what I saw, all right. I mean that he didn't watch

the interview, but you had a problem. Most people did. And by the way, Niva tweeted this, she had a great time here at the breakfast class. My hand does that? Okay? I do have We can't just call women it's because they sleep with people. If you choose to do that, call her home. No you just said it now, No I did not. She said she was a proud hole. I said to her, your first, last, and best love is self love. I said, do you love yourself because you sleep with all these dudes and only, and I'm

just making sure she does that's all. I ain't called her a hole, all right, Slam to the breakfast Club eight hundred and five A five one oh five one. We need some good ones, man, Yeah, that was why all y'all was whit hit us up. Now it's the breakfast club. Go morning, c j Envy Angela yee, Charlomagne the guy. We are the breakfast Club. If you want to slam to the breakfast Club, you can do it right now. Eight hundred five eight five one on five one. Shit now, yes, I want to splay to you, well,

you want to splay to me? Um. I slitting your DM a while ago. You has guests to look at it. It's not even like timing here. Don't you just looking for guidance on the real state side. I see it sounded where the way you said splitting your D. You gotta say I sent you at DM. I tried to contact you. What was your question? I just wanted to know what like guy like guidance on the real estate side of things. I'm trait. I though that you mentioned

it a lot. This is not slander, all right? You You hold on, all right, you hold on okay, and I got you, girl. I just winted. I just joined an investment group in Detroit four real estate that's led by two black women that you'll love you hold on slander? Hello, who's this? You want to slander? The breakfast club? Bro? Yeahs three years ahead? Break with you guys, M and you guys, time quant your wealth and everybody's facing and then come time Jack, like, you guys are broke and

it's kind of annoying. When do I flout my wealth? When do I I'm not wealthy? When do I say I'm broke? Oh, y'all definitely be set. I never said sement saying, did you guys were vide him the super expensive but then returning because you guys were afraid that people will look at you a wrong way? The blast iPhone cover? I remember that. That's Charlemagne that said he

returns to fat Whizz. And the reason I wasn't sending the iPhone cover was because it was so expensive and I was embarrassed and I didn't want to have to pay all that money for it. Because because we working hard don't mean we ain't cheap. Bro, I'm the broke one, Okay, I'm the one that shops and Tommy bro all right, but thank you for anybody. You've got three old timberlands that I'm wearing right now. Okay, Hello, who's this? Look? Look how my tongue looks? Okay, what's up? Man? You

want to staying to the breakfast lub ahead? Bro? Hey, Bro, I think you guys need to bring more conservative voices up in the breakfast club. And I think you guys was scaring man. That's not true. We invite conservatives up here all the time, they don't show up. We actually do have a black Republican coming up here. That's through because Tommy saw the mines. He went up there a lot him in. Tommy saw you can't just depressive us. You can't just pop up that doue. You gotta eat

man like this. You know. Tomlmaine told him to come anytime he's in New York, just come up. He said that. Okay. I don't know why Charlamagne was saying that, but you definitely can't just pop up to me and Tommy. Me and Tommy we're having conversations about coming up. Something happened off the bankball conservatives up there. I know they're not afraid to come in. Uh, you know the bank. You guys, we are gonna actually have a Republican um from Brooklyn

on the show. He's actually running for a New York State Attorney General general. Okay, it's conservative voices. I like them. Hello, who's this? And this is James Jackson. What's something you want to stand at the breakfast club? Go ahead, bro? Yeah, the only thing I want to stay. But first off, I want to start with Charlottsberry Charlotte Magne. You cool dude, but you gotta start wearing makeup. I don't tell him that every day? What's wrong with that? I don't wear

makeup though. I don't know, and I don't know if Team Cardi be paying you, but you'd be riding Huntry. I love Cardi b card if you don't have to ride, though if she did, he would. He doesn't want to mess up his makeup. I mess whatever you ever? Your cool dude. He just got to start dressing his age. Shut ut dressing like the forty seven year old. You are shut up, but I ain't forty seven. Yeah? What else you gonna like to do? That came out of jail?

You know, goodead man like this best slaying we've got so far. And then you, uh, I don't know your voice, don't known your cities. You look different from where your voice them. Other than that you get good of life. I guess that's all right, man. Most radio personality is faced on Master for radio. Make this good traffic traveling me out of everybody. Everybody's been white. What's up you, Chalomagne? Charlomagne, come on, says give it to me. You know you know,

I love you, Charlomagne. You give it to me, says just give it to him. You don't, don't sweet me up? So you owe somebody apology? Who and you need to bring them on your show in a podcast to them. This version was having a mental breakdown. You do on that show. You talk about mental health all the time. When Kanye was having a mental health problem, you're still behind him. But ty Reef, oh you put Tyreef to

the side. Do you owe that man apology because you're a horrible person for the way that you treated ty Reefs when he was going through where he was going through. What y'all don't see. What y'all don't see is tyree sending me and DJ Envy a bunch of text messages writing to me before I started going in on Tyrese,

because Tyrese was my man. So you remember that interview when he sent me to the text messages and I told him the SMD because he was talking real reckless and crazy to me, but he was having mental problems. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. So apologize, no, no, no, no, no, no no, because Tyrese. And by the way, when me and Tyrese finally did talk after all of that, Tyresa, he don't even remember none of that because of the medication and stuff that he was on. So no, I'm

not apologizing for that. You were mean to Tyrese though, because tyres came at me crazy behind the scenes. Well thank you, Chad. That was good for bringing that out. That's my guy on all the step line. Because Kanye canceled on you because hent Africa bye. That is not true. Ever got up fast. But but that's not true. Kanye was supposed to be landing back here in New Jersey at Teterborough at seven thirty of the day, Like why

do people act like planes don't exist? Eight hundred and five eight five one tho five one ye we got rumors on the way. Well, somebody else is explaining themselves off, and that person is Joe Button. If you guys remember Offset said that he ran Joe Button ran from him. Well here's what Joe Button said, really happens. I will do that when we come back. Keep it locked as the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club, good nineties five.

All right, morning, everybody's DJ mvy Angela Ye, Charlomagne the guy. We all the Breakfast Club. I'm trying to get in VI the cleanest record. Then we gotta treat for y'all for the for the mix. All right, are you gonna play my Steven song Yearning? Yeah, I'm gonna get that on too. All right, good, that's cleaner ready, But this this Tiana Taylor record. Yes, so we mixed to her single Gonna Love Me, top five record in the country. It should have been deaf jam good music. Y'all dropped

the ball on that one, had him. We didn't support it off that that that record is dope, but we got the remix. Hopefully I can clean it up before the mix. But right now, let's get to the rooms. Let's talk Joe Button. This is the rumor report with Angela breakfast Club. Well, Joe Button addressed what Offset had to say about him. Now. Offset had posted on social media, I watched your show. You are grown ass and we're speaking on women. I've seen you in Barney's and you

ran like I was gonna do something to you. You're a whole ass amber. Soon you get touched, you're gonna be policed. Well, Joe Button has in his own explanation of what happened in Barney's and why he might have been doing a little bit of a trot. Here's what he said happened. I guarantee you that he did see me in Barney's running. I know. I still think I'm the guy that can hold a piss so bum asked Joe who hate shopping, don't never shop. Gotta go from

one floor to the other. I'm positive I was in there. Can't hold my pete. Gotta now run from floor four or three all the way to the cut on floor two. Just my luck. Offset would be blouse shopping on his side. Now, Joe Button says he saw me. I didn't see him. I don't know how he saw it. He didn't see him, but he knew he was block shopping. It's Joe saying he wasn't running from Offset, but he was running to

the bathroom to peak. Yeah, that he couldn't hold it. Now, I don't know if Joe saw Offset and hate when you can't hold your p and you got to do that P dance. But yeah, but you do make a good observation. How did you know that Offset was blow shopping on the side. But I will say, if you think that you got smoked with somebody, the last thing you're gonna do is going a bathroom to pee. That's when you're the most vol you get cut right. What I'm saying he would saying he wasn't running, He was

saying he was trotting to go to the bathroom. That's why he would be the way if you think that, you guys, that's what That's what makes me think jo probably did't see him, because Joel smart enough to know if you got beef with somebody, you're not gonna go in a bathroom to pe. You know, in every movie that's how people get the urinal. Joe's been around the block long enough to know that that that's not what

you do. So I'm pretty sure Joe didn't see you know it's about to go down when there's a few different urinals and someone stands right next to you, but all the rest of them are open, and they don't save a urinal space. How would you between I don't know. That's what I've heard before. What are you talk I'm

just repeating what male etiquette is. I heard. You're not supposed to stand right next to somebody, Absolutely not, So I can imagine how scary it would be if you're at the urinal and it's empty and some comes and uses a year on the right next to always happens in the movie like Pulled up on que with Delco. Right, how are you doing today? Decide on you? Are? You? Got your penis in your hand? Just turned around and peel her. We're gunning your face, all right. Melania Trump,

her spokeswoman, wants people to boycott TI. And all of that is because TI has a video that features Melania Trump look alike and it's a very racy video. So I guess there's some issues now with Melania Trump. Now. TI had wrote in a Twitter post on Saturday a link to the video, and he wrote, dare forty five I ain't Kanye and then you see a clip of Donald Trump leaving the White House and the helicopter as TI is sitting behind his desk in the Oval Office.

That's when the Melania look alike enters and the Milannia look alike is wearing that I really don't care jacket, heels and nothing else, and then she takes off her clothes for TI. So I guess Milania Trump has a problem with that. Wants all the smoke. See clearly he ain't kanyele wants all see all right. Now, A Lista Milano shared a video on her social media Now. This is a video that she recorded for her daughter. Listen Milan is her actress. She was in Who's a Boss?

Melrose play, she was in Ernest Okay, well anyway. She talks about her sexual assault and in this video she actually made it for her daughter, but decided to share it with the world just given the state of the world today. She posted one year ago, I recorded this for my daughter, explaining why I shared my story of sexual assaults. I never expected to release it publicly. Now I feel it's too important not to share. Hashtag me too. Here's part of the video. One night when I was

lying in bed with you. I looked down at you and I got really scared. I got scared for you. I sent out a tweet asking for women to stand solidary, and a lot of people replied. So in a way, I wanted to make this video for you, because in a way, all of this is because of you. Now, she goes on to talk about why she put out this tape and how concerns she is for her daughter, who's four years old right now. A lot of women are working very hard to make sure that silence is

not the norm for your generation. My biggest hope for you is that you never have to say B too, God forbid. If you do have to ever say B two, I want you to know that you will be heard and that you should speak your truth. And then MoMA's always here for you to listen. It sounds like she was very emotional when she was thinking about her daughter

and everything that's going on in the world. You know, she said, Donald Trump is our president crazy, and more importantly than that, women everywhere sharing the stories of sexual harassment and assault, and they're saying for you, just like me two in times. But she was a little baby, so I guess she recorded this for her daughter, so she can always have that. What a good thing about

you know, Donald Trump being president? That will not last always, all right, He's got two more years at the most, six left. Yeah, you know, he's already raised one hundred million, over one hundred million dollars for his re election campaign. I'm sure you are ready. Meanwhile, the Democratic Party hasn't even announced anyone that is a potential candidate to run against him in twenty twenty. What are they waiting on. He's getting prepared, He's getting ready. All right. Well, I'm

Angela Yee and that's your rumor report. I would just like to record the show. Deaf Jam has told me to shut the hell up. They told me. He told me stop saying things like that. Tiana Taylor's record Going to Love Me is number twenty on the Urban mainstream charts. Who is that? In the Tina she said? They said that. They said, I hate death chance, they hate that. I always take digs at death Jam. All right, I don't

always take digs to death Jam. I'm just saying I think def Jam dropped the ball on Tianna Taylor's record. But you said, and good music and good music, good music and depth dropped the ball. More importantly, good music, but they said just number twenty on the Urban Man Scream charts, So you dropped the ball. You didn't even know. I didn't know it should be. It's a dope record. It should be top five. We're gonna maybe it would

be if we played it. Well, we're gonna start. Let's start off the mix with it, right, you got the remix right there? Wait, hold on, man, a vote will see tomorrow. Now you can introduce this is the remix. Listening all the nineties babies. If you if you grew up as a teenager in the nineties, you're gonna really appreciate Tianna Taylor's remix. They're gonna love me. If should we even tell them we're no just playing top of out there. We let it go. It's a breakfast term of the morning.

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