Ep #2: Dream Blunt Rotation

CLIP 1 Corey Haines (00:05) what is CAC? You never heard of it? It's pronounced COC actually. Nick Loudon (00:06) What is cack? What is cock? What is that? I don't know anything about cock. Corey Haines (00:16) customer acquisition cost. Nick Loudon (00:18) I can't believe this is being recorded. Corey Haines (00:22) That's gonna be a clip for sure. Nick Loudon (00:24) F you dude. What is what's Webflow? Corey Haines (00:30) There are a lot of acronyms now I'm looking at it SEO CMO PPC CAC Yeah, that's marketing for you. Nick Loudon (00:38) Let's see it pal. CLIP 2 By way, your mic got much worse. Zach Stevens (00:47) Again. Corey Haines (00:47) Mm-hmm. Nick Loudon (00:48) It's just quiet now. Corey Haines (00:50) It's quiet, but you can still hear. Nick Loudon (00:50) Is there like a secondary setting? Zach Stevens (00:52) No, it's just as is. Like, here. Nick Loudon (00:55) Maybe just needs to be closer to your mouth. Show me that mouth. Zach Stevens (00:58) me second. Nick Loudon (00:59) put a little book under there. Zach Stevens (01:00) How about that? Nick Loudon (01:01) much better. Can you say the bright green fox flew over the cuckoo's nest? Corey Haines (01:03) Yeah. Zach Stevens (01:06) the bright green fox flew over the cuckoo's neth ;) Nick Loudon (01:09) There you go. That sounds really good. Now say Nick Loudon is king of the universe. I bow before him. Zach Stevens (01:15) Nope. Corey Haines (01:17) worth a shot. Zach Stevens (01:20) Here, CLIP 3 Nick Loudon (01:26) daddy's in charge. Okay. whatever dude F it okay okay Corey's worried that we can't say blunt Corey Haines (01:41) not that we can't but that I thought it was like I didn't know that that was like a thing so it's fine. Nick Loudon (01:44) It's legal. Yeah, this is a new thing for you. Okay. CLIP 4 Zach Stevens (01:53) Well, you should just say like at the beginning, it's like, okay, so we all believe that Jesus is the son of God. And so that would be an obvious pick for like one of your answers because why not? Like it would clear up all of life's greatest mysteries and questions. So you just can't pick. Nick Loudon (02:09) he would be in a precarious position having to rotate on blunt. Would he though dude? Cause God made weed. This is like the OG medicine, you know what saying? This is freaking good. Corey Haines (02:15) Ha ha. Zach Stevens (02:15) Would he though dude? Cause God made weed. It's from the Earth. It's from the Earth. It's organic. Corey Haines (02:28) don't know if He would actually answer our questions though. He'd probably just keep speaking in parables and riddles and be like, that was a waste. Should have picked Gandalf. Nick Loudon (02:28) from dust to dust. It's like don't draw in the sand again, please stop drawing in the dirt. It's like we don't get it. CLIP 5 who would be in your dream blunt rotation? Let's start with Corey and you can give your reasons for all of them too, if you want. Corey Haines (02:57) Um, okay. Interesting. I feel like I have to diversify my cast now. Okay. Well, my, my number one draft pick is going to be, uh, Solomon from the Bible King Solomon. Um, because he was basically like the richest dude in the world and like the world ruler and he experienced everything. So If I had to pick one person that I like just brought for the stories, it's probably Solomon. Like the guy got around in life, not even just with his women. He like really, really got around and did a lot of interesting stuff. Yeah. And then he talked about how he was all, you know, meaningless. Nick Loudon (03:30) Something to learn from. Yeah, yeah. Corey Haines (03:38) So hopefully it wouldn't be too much of a downer, but I feel like Solomon has to be one good candidate. CLIP 6 My second one is Winston Churchill because I knew you'd be mad. Zach Stevens (03:55) Damn it. Nick Loudon (04:00) You guys are not close to what I'm picking at all Corey Haines (04:03) No. Okay. Because, one, think like Winston's a really direct outspoken person who has an opinion about everything. So he would just be like great to have as like a yapper. You know what I mean? Just to like chime. Imagine like Solomon talking about like this majestic garden that he made. And then Winston Churchill is talking about how stupid it is or how much, I don't know. CLIP 7 And then my third, this is why I was like, okay, this changes everything because my third, would definitely pick a fictional character. And I feel like I would have to go with, even though I think he's a little bit pretentious, I would go with Legolas because he's really old and he's from a completely different era. And so he really adds a lot to the conversation about life. Nick Loudon (05:02) I thought you would be so much better at this. Corey Haines (05:07) Why is it not good? Nick Loudon (05:08) like dude he's like quiet as a mouse Zach Stevens (05:11) He has the least amount of lines with all the fellowship members. Let's be honest. Corey Haines (05:15) Sure, but he's like a thousand years old and he's killed like a million orcs. He's awesome. I want to share a blunt with him. Nick Loudon (05:21) Okay, we gotta respect that. This is your dream, not mine. Okay, so I gotta let you just take it. Okay, Corey Haines (05:27) Thank you. CLIP 8 Zach Stevens (05:33) One of my top picks was also Winston Churchill because I think that he would be one of the coolest people to talk about like the modern era from especially given his stances on things like the USSR and how he was immediately opposed to Hitler. I would want to see who he like in the modern world is like, nah, screw that guy. Like we're going to go to war with that country and I do not want anything to do with them. They are a plague on the planet. Like Corey Haines (05:57) Mm-hmm. Nick Loudon (05:59) Aang. Zach Stevens (06:01) We got to go wipe them out right now. He'd probably say North Korea, but you know There could be a bunch of others that might be on his on his radar And he also he partook of the things that I think are just like are the most fun. He always had really good food and he always had good conversations with people and it wasn't like Hoity-toity food either cigars too. He was also a big cigar aficionado And alcohol Nick Loudon (06:06) Gaslighting him putting words in his mouth Yeah. Corey Haines (06:26) and alcohol. CLIP 9 Zach Stevens (06:34) Yeah, like him making well he actually got a There was this like sherry manufacturer that or champagne manufacturer one of the one of the two that had a bottle he was like It's a bit too big if you could just you know Make one a little bit smaller. Let me great because I don't want the small one. I don't want the big one I want to I want one right right in between it and so he actually got them to make a like a special Churchill sized bottle of champagne Corey Haines (06:35) I could drink. Nick Loudon (06:43) you Unreal. CLIP 10 Zach Stevens (07:06) I had to pick if we're gonna pick fictional characters. I had to pick Darth Vader like that because I mean I Mean he sounds like he's taking a bong rip like with every breath Exactly Yeah, exactly, so I would pick Darth Vader because he's freaking Darth Vader and he doesn't have to be there for the whole time Corey Haines (07:11) Hahaha Nick Loudon (07:13) Can he smoke a blunt? Yeah, it's like in the tube that goes into his mask Zach Stevens (07:35) He could just sit there for like half an hour and I could maybe like, you know, touch his cape and maybe, maybe hold his lightsaber for a little bit and then he could leave. Yeah. And then I would just ask him to say, say Zach, I am your father. And it's like, Whoa, that was so cool. CLIP 11 I never, I only quote Palpatine with you guys because it's really like, he just has the best memes. Like not cause I want to hang out with him, but because he has the worst voice and like the worst lines. Corey Haines (08:03) Yeah, yeah. I know, but I mean, feel like out of the two, Palpatine's probably more interesting to talk to than Darth Vader. Nick Loudon (08:07) He does. Zach Stevens (08:12) Nah, Palpatine's garbage. Vader's, you're going to be like, I had a chat with Emperor Palpatine. You know, that was cool. Loser. say, yeah, I went and grabbed coffee with Darth Vader. That was awesome. They're like, dang, that's cool. Corey Haines (08:15) Yeah, beta has the cool factor for sure. Coffee with Darth Vader. CLIP 12 Zach Stevens (08:37) So my third. I'm going to pick Paul Rand, who is the probably one of the more legendary logo designers out there. didn't design the logo for apple. He designed the one for next which was Steve jobs second computer company But the reason but he also has a bunch of other ones that are on his on his belt like IBM I think he did CBS as well. He's up there is like, you know Everybody has seen his work so i'd love to talk to him just for personal reasons and to gain his insights Because he was just he was the freaking man as far as pitching and winning work Nick Loudon (08:51) Sorry. Zach Stevens (09:13) Steve jobs said in an interview he was like, so how did you feel when Paul Rand said you're not going to get any revisions on this logo and you're going to pay me like $130,000 for it, which at the time would have been like 400,000 in our modern equivalent. So he's just the goat. CLIP 13 Nick Loudon (09:36) It is absolutely unbelievable how much of a different approach I took to this than you guys. Like I have had my three in my head all day, like locked in no chance. And both of your answers has maybe like, maybe I am an idiot. I don't know. Okay. Corey Haines (09:56) How could they be so different? Nick Loudon (09:58) My first one is Kanye West. It will make sense why I would pick Kanye West, but the first reason is he's wildly entertaining. I don't really care what he says or if I agree with it or if he's actually insane. It's pure entertainment, which it is entertaining to have him around. So definitely Kanye is on there. Corey Haines (10:07) I love that actually. CLIP 14 Zach Stevens (10:30) Nick's like, Kanye West, who is clinically deranged. Matthew McConaughey, who I actually think that he's quite insightful, but, but weird and difficult to not laugh when he talks. And then your father-in-law, which is just like the cherry on top. Corey Haines (10:34) Psycho. Nick Loudon (10:35) Insane. but weird. Corey Haines (10:43) Mmm. Nick Loudon (10:51) You The whole thing was meant for me to just be wildly entertained the whole time.