How to Make $700K by Saying the N Word, Hired Protestors & Elon Musk's New City

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Bye. I'm off. We'll start with the good news because Minnesota Supreme Court has ruled that women's bare breasts in public do not qualify as lewd. The Supreme Court ruled a topless Or otherwise, exposing her bare breasts doesn't inherently qualify as lewd under the current Minnesota statute. Woo, baby! Boys, we got an accidentally for the boys. Bye. The reason is... Might not be such an accident. It's not an accident, and this is why it's funny. It was just like, you could just...

just picture the guy because basically they didn't say they're allowed to do it yeah what they said is there's nothing sexual about it there's nothing lewd about it uh-huh so this is a guy who got busted looking at a set of cans yeah and is legally his wife now she's like you're looking at she goes

There's absolutely nothing sexual about a man looking at a woman. Yeah, he was just walking, he was at the mall, a protest was happening, and then he's like, I'm going to dip in, and then she comes back, and he's just like, What are you doing? You pervert. How is it pervert? There's nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm observing a legal protest. This is what a guy was doing. He was in the courtroom saying,

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, are you aroused? Because I do not feel myself aroused. Are you sick perverts who are aroused by... Women getting stripped of their rights? Whereas someone like me just walks by, see a set of tits, and even with him with my wife, I look because there's no... No different than my looking at your arm. No. Or me looking at the wall. Free the nipple. Or me looking at the judge who stands before me. Am I aroused?

because I look at your forehead. Well, that is skin, ladies and gentlemen. And I just want to say, let the jury say, I'm going to bring my wife in. You accused me. Sure. Is that because you hate women, right? We'll be living in Saudi Arabia soon enough if we don't allow these puppies flying around. You have two options. You either live in Saudi Arabia or there was nothing sexual about what I did at that mall to those 21-year-olds. To that volleyball team. Hey.

Hey, women's rights. Nothing lewd about it. I love how this is the women's rights that we give back. Okay, abortion's gone though, but we'll let you whip your tits out in public whenever you want. We're going to meet you in the middle. A little trade here, okay?

We're going to meet you in the middle with the puppies being allowed to be loud and proud. This is a fucking art of the deal right here. This is Trump written all over. Take some rights, but we'll let you have the guns out in public. The guns are out, yes.

you don't take our guns we don't take your guns all right deal that's what you want isn't it because that or do you think it was the option where it was like a really nasty girl and she was sort of like you know she was getting a ticket for loot in public and then they were just like

Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry, look at that. Are you aroused? That's nothing sexual about this monstrosity. Essentially, it's the free speech argument. You go, yeah, freedom of speech is about the free speech you don't like. Freedom of titties is about the fucking... Gross ones, you know what I mean? You're going to have to take some gross ones. Yeah, there's going to be some real nasty ones. At first, the district court found the woman guilty of all charges, said her exposure was legally obscene.

and then after it switched it got overturned and they said the guilty To be guilty of luredly exposing oneself, a person would need to be involved in a conduct of sexual nature, and the state did not present evidence sufficient to prove that the appellant lewdly exposed her body or private parts. Your Honor, who would want to have sex with this fat pig? Your Honor. Nothing sexual about it. Nothing sexual about this.

Yeah, so basically if a woman's accusing you of sexualizing her by looking at her tits, you know what I mean? Even if your face is right out there, the burden of proof is actually on her to prove that there was a sexual intent. Sure, my tongue was out. That's how I study. That proves nothing. Here's a video of me doing my math homework with my tongue. I like Michael Jordan. Big Jordan head.

So I don't know what to tell you, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies, you won. Big victory for the ladies. Huge victory. That's what we're going to chalk this one up to. Yeah, so actually I'm on the road next weekend in Oonkassville. Thank you to everyone who came out in Calgary. Oonkassville. And actually you'll be in Calgary June 5th to 7th.

7th. Right, so... Back to Alberta. Back to Alberta, and if anyone wants to come to Uncasville, then San Diego. This weekend, it's at the casino. Comics View, Casino, RyanLongComedy.com, and then some other days, Columbus, and some other places. Bye! This is the story of a N-word. This is one. Okay, so it was People may have seen it, may have not. I think they've seen it. They watch this podcast. I don't know if this is going to be huge news. Nice.

for people to take a break from palestine israel to have a race war i know to have a race war and then we got india pakistan popping off so a woman started i'll do the whole thing yeah and by the way danny So me and you have not exactly seen eye to eye on what a normal person knows about. Yeah. Because you're always making the argument that this is internet drama that normal people don't. Do you hear that?

The siren? The siren? Okay. The normal people don't know about it that much. Yeah. And I will agree with you in this specific case. If I would, I guarantee you walking into my, you know, family party and being like, So are you guys donating to the black guy who killed the white guy? Did you do an N? Did you do an I on your donation? What was your donation message? So you go, if you're at a work party and you're just like, So this is what's happening on Twitter right now. Yeah. Black kid.

Killed a white kid. They basically send up a give send go. This guy raised like a whole bunch of money. Then woman is at a park. Some kid is like mucking around with her stuff. She starts calling the kid an n-word. Somalian guy gets his phone out, tries to do like a reverse Karen situation. The old school, you know, reverse Karen. Put her on blast. Let's make her famous. First end of the N-word. People start kind of, you know, doing what they do.

uh they're not happy with her yeah yeah besides galvanize sides galvanize she starts a gofundme where she started herself yeah she did because she's like i need to protect my family yes she started her My family's in danger. My enemies are after me. My enemies are after me. She's raised almost a million dollars right now. So this is... I'll tell you what. No guidance counselor ever told me this was a career option.

Have you considered calling a small black boy the N-word while getting filmed by a Somali man? I didn't know that was a viable career path. People didn't see Danny shut up in a Royals Royce this morning. Just like this. Fucking hoods wrapped.

Hood's wrapped with two middle... I replaced the medallion thing, the ornament on the front with just fucking... Yeah, two middle fingers. The real bad boy. We're getting paid! So I do think this is where I agree with you, that I do think there's lots of people in my life if I went to them and I was like,

So did you donate to the N-word GoFundMe or did you donate to CarmeloFundMe's I killed a guy GoFundMe? And they'd be like, what? What are you talking about? I mean, these did both make it to like mainstream. Well, I agreed. Once the N-word got involved, I think the news started picking it up. I mean, they were both, like, they were both, you know, CNN.

uh i don't know how much cnn maybe like our like here's a big debate about it necessarily like the gofundme element because the gofundme element was i probably for carmelo anthony was secondary to the fact that he murdered this guy whereas this is kind of the whole story is just like she did this and then the gofundme is almost overshadowed the initial event Well, I guess they're always referencing the initial event. They're just like,

This woman's out here letting it fly. Letting it rip. She's definitely letting it rip. She thinks she's playing fucking Call of Duty the way she's letting it rip. It's put a headset on this lady because she's fucking... In the lobby waiting to go. so some people think that and some people have uh got behind the

The debate, it's kind of pitting the two against each other, right? They're saying, well, if you can raise money for this, we're going to raise money for the N-word. I think some people think of it as a funny troll. I think some other people think of it like, They're very into it. The idea of like... We need to bring this discourse back. This needs to be normalized. Why is there different standards for different reasons? I mean, it's literally like the boomer from 10 years ago who says...

I mean, black people can say it to other black people. What's going on? Remember that teacher? With the pencil? With the pencil? It's the pencil teacher being like, I'm a mess. Yeah, he goes, I don't get what the issue is. I said, ah. Yeah. I don't quite understand what the problem is here. And they use it all the time.

Yeah, and, uh, but then there's, there are other people that it's become like a, I would say, like a, very serious political cause where it's almost like a I have a dream where people of all races, creeds, sexualities, and nationalities can all use this one word. And I will not be judged by my use of the n-word by the color of my skin. By the content of my sentence. The content of my n-words. And the context of my n-words. I do not want to be judged by the color of my skin.

my sexuality, the creed, I want to be judged by the creed of my character, the context of which the N-word was said, and the context. It sucks to go, because there was that Indian lady, that Indian chick, like, probably two weeks ago, who she had a... A little incident where she was going ham with the... I remember the Indian chick, yeah. She was in the car. She dropped a hundred and she didn't get paid a cent. She was rolling the R's, man. She was dead serious.

She was preparing for a fucking opera performance the way she was going. And then... She got zero. She got zero. She didn't get... Well, she's probably right now. She goes, what? Dude, Michael Richards just started a GoFundMe. Retroactively. He's like, GoFundMe didn't even exist. And then so that's the first part of it. The second part. And as, uh, It goes through all of its phases. So immediately... This is happening. And then right after that,

People start being like, this is a psyop. Yeah, well, there was a big campaign going on where people are like, yeah, these two people know each other. And I'm like, 0% chance that these two people were in cahoots. I think that... usual suspect style like no kaiser soze the dude's fucking like they had planned this at a coffee shop like you know two months previous and then she's just like after after the kids just like wait why do i have to kill the guy

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you just have to say the N-word, I have to kill the guy? It's like, actually, pretty good deal. Saying the N-word's a lot for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she's saying the Somali dude and her are, like, basically together. Somali dude and her is in on. The Somali dude are here and we're, like, we're sharing. Because they, then the Somali dude, he has a GoFundMe. What does the Somali dude have a GoFundMe? go find me for like he's he has enemies too now

He's got a lot of enemies. So he's got enemies too now. So I think he has a GoFundMe. So then they're both raising money. Many men. Many, many, many, many men. That should definitely be it. so he's I didn't realize I believe he does yeah I believe he has I don't think it's just I think the psyop business is people that Maybe our right wing. that

aren't comfortable supporting the n-word. Yeah. So I think like a safe place for them to land is this is a sci-fi. Yeah, there's a sci-fi. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, of course. Like they're not comfortable being all in on that, but they also don't want to go against it. It's Patriot front. They just go, this is, I don't like how this appears for me, so this is a sci-fi.

I think that's kind of what... And then there's other people that... It depends on what the PSYOP is. I think when they're saying it's a Democrat PSYOP, I put it there, but the people saying it's a Jewish PSYOP, I think they're more just like, Well, then it's not going to be of interest to me if there's not Jews involved. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. I can't get hard without the Jews. Oh, there's going to be Jews involved somehow. I mean, who runs Gibson Go?

he's a christian yeah i saw him on the pierce morgan interview right because he's he's like uh all in on being a christian like they call them and give them prayers right yeah i know one of the options on give send go is you can just hit the pray button Really? Yeah. Let's just say I didn't contribute any money to the campaign, but I did drop a prayer. I didn't click that prey button. I gave a thought. I gave a prey. That's so funny. One prey.

well that guy i saw him he was defending himself and he's basically he has an okay case because i actually agree with him well he's making money on the whole thing and but he has a pretty good case because he's saying like he's like

Well, it wasn't Jesus helping the people that needed help. It was Jesus with the prostitutes and the sinners and the people who need redemption. So that's who... he had an okay like case i felt like strung together and i mean shiloh hendrix needs redemption and also maybe a new car and all expensive paid trip to europe

We're going to be living in a society where the people have the most money. It's like, well, how do you have so much money? It's like, kill the guy. What do you have so much money? No, it's like, drop your fucking nothing. It's like the TikToker. Hey, what do you do for a living? You know, like the TikToks where it goes, oh, yeah, you're rich. What do you do? You're like in a Bentley. What do you do? Oh, I just...

Oh, I just called the N-word to like a five-year-old kid. Keep saying go campaigns for killing guys in N-words. This is It is a wild discourse, though. It's an interesting part of the cycle where it's reached a fever pitch. You can probably understatement. Everybody's just like, it's free speech. All the people are going, hey, this is just free speech. I've heard every argument on it, yeah. everyone makes the free speech people you're gonna unfortunately lose this because

At least in my opinion, what's going to happen is most people don't agree with this and they definitely don't like seeing it rewarded. And you're going to see just a huge snapback on the left, like essentially where a lot of people are going to be like, back to square one. Yeah, you're going to be back to square one censorship. Well, I do agree that... Yeah, you know what it is? It's kind of... I guess that would be the version of...

you know, like, giving gay people rights and then all of a sudden you got a dick waving in your face. Yeah, exactly. Where they're just like, you know, free speech is good. Yeah, well, thanks for the rights for chopping your kid's dick off. I don't like that. And that's the version of that where they're just like, maybe we don't like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a better way to approach this than, like, the...

I think some people are making the case that it was like, no, it's not about what they said. It was a cancel campaign, and I'm against cancel campaigns.

kind of thing, you know? Because there is something to be said about the fact that every time someone gets cancelled, so imagine anytime someone gets cancelled for anything where they have like a lynch mob after them yeah they make 500 grand yeah they have to be way more careful with their fucking canceling she's probably the first white chick to actually

Get paid because like the the Central Park Karen like had her life destroyed. That's what I'm saying Yeah, so this is this is kind of those girls and for that if you're Central Park Karen, you're sitting there. God damn it Dog nabbit. She goes, I should have said the N word.

No, it wasn't at that. The cycle wasn't there yet. Yeah, it's timing, timing, timing. She would be in El Salvador if she said the end word. That is not the time you wanted to be dropping it. No, definitely not. Things have opened up a little bit. Timing is everything, people. The Ovaltine window. The Ovaltine window. Timing is absolutely everything. Do you think that there's someone right now that was on the internet, you know, he kind of

He got galvanized by this thing. He was on board with the message. He was like, yeah, it is unfair, and I don't like people being canceled. And then his wife watches the thing, and then his wife's going through credit card statements, and she says, What was this $400? Do you think that there's a guy that has to explain why he donated? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, what are you doing? Like, is there someone who donated, like, a thousand? Honey, there's a white genocide going on. This is important.

Yeah, you know what I mean? He came back from the bar. He's drunk. Yeah. He just listened to... You know, he listened to... some rumble streams and he got kind of like hyped up and he's like fuck it yeah you know what boom a thousand bucks then wakes up and just like fuck what did i what did i buy what did i for like drunk shopping and he yeah what the

what do i this probably wasn't the best use well you have to explain to your accountant right yeah i need a tax write-off for this is that tax write-off i don't know i don't know if it's because you're giving it to like the where if gives them go is a charitable organization no it has to no it has to go to a charitable organization but yeah so there's a guy right now

Like I explained to his accountant what that thousand dollars is for. She's like, oh, just go find me. It's like, what was it for? It was for a G. No, no, no, like a G, like a thousand dollars. No, no, no, the letter G. Yeah, like a real fucking G. Just like, just the letter G. We got a, we got a string going. Hey, Carl, come in here for a second. Was it $1,000 for an N-word donation?

Yeah, yeah. That's a fever pitch of the cycle. I know, I know. I mean, hey. There's a lot of people out there scheming on how they can get their hands on some of this. fucking cash there's money because there's people voting with their mouths

For sure. For sure. And I get it. I understand there's people who are like, look, I don't think you should have your life destroyed over this. Like, that's people's vote where they go, look, like, you know, you shouldn't have your life ruined over this. But I mean, there's an element there. They go, it's free speech. And you go, well, it's also then it's free speech for that guy to post his video. And it's free speech for everybody. for every person to retweet it.

And I guess the argument to that is you don't actually have free speeches if you say the wrong thing. But again, free speech is a government thing. No, there's two. There's a culture of it. Absolutely, I understand that. Yes, the actual constitutional principle.

is like the government impeding your free speech and then there's just like but then there's also like a you know a culture of yeah yeah where they go of course where the whole thing is like you know that she shouldn't lose her job but then you're like yeah maybe what if she has a black boss at her fucking fucking dollar generals.

job and he's just like i don't want to work with you yeah i don't know it's like that's kind of where it always ends up back to you where people are just well i don't know there's nothing even really to discuss in terms of that it's like when you're talking about like people's actions and people's reactions you go this guy's doing this and this guy's doing this and they're fighting back like there is

Yeah, what you're saying is it's all free speech, but you're like, yeah, there's nothing really to discuss here. I mean, it's not like you control any of these people. No, no, no, for sure. And obviously, like, the thing where people are like, yeah, let's fucking find where the chick lives and kill her. You're like, yeah, yeah, that's not cool. Yeah, yeah, for sure. A lot of people are calling her trash. She's in...

I mean, it's definitely trash, but Rochester, Minnesota, whatever. Has she done any podcasts yet? Not yet. Although, did you see the Portnoy guy? I saw the Portnoy. Portnoy, same thing, man. That guy's got a GoFundMe, but he's only got 700 bucks, man. No, I saw it today. It's up to 10,000. It was at 700 when I checked. I checked earlier.

today it's at 10,000 so if people don't know this guy went to Dave Portnoy's bar in Philadelphia a temple student this Muslim kid and they had like those bottle service signs and one of them said fuck the Jews and then Portnoy just I just went crazy over it. But then the best part is the guy's just like, I'm not anti-Semitic. And then his first podcast was on Stu Peters. I'm like, dude, whoever's advising you right now, literally, dude, like, I'm telling you.

do whatever the fuck you want but if you're trying to like rehab your image here stew peters is like one step from the fucking daily stormer podcast like you're like dude you're fucking up big time and this is what i think what happened was he started out he was like ah

fuck I had a crazy night and I did this joke and now Dave Portnoy is like trying to you know blow it's the other way around Dave Portnoy trying to ruin this kid's life and then he was in his mind I think he was kind of like okay maybe I can appease this and then it went so big he was just like

Oh, obviously the move is I'm a Palestine guy. Of course. And he goes, I'm a journalist. He goes, I'm just a citizen journalist and I was just doing journalism. There you go. He actually had an okay case and I thought that

And to be honest, the Portnoy thing was a little bit of a microcosm, and he's actually said this in his video, but I think it anyway, because I think it in a different way than he does, but it's kind of a microcosm of the Israel-Palestine thing too, where I was just like, for about 10 minutes.

I was like, people are probably on Dave Portnoy's side, but I'm like, you talk about this for four or five days you're gonna lose everyone yeah for sure and you make it your like fucking cause at first he was like the victim where I was like oh dude this you know this guy puts a fuck the juice shine in a bar that you own yeah that's crazy and then by like day two you're now the guy year and a half into the war still bombing citizens and people are just like

and he's like but the sign and they're like we don't care about the sign anymore yeah yeah i mean it is uh but that's another thing too with the porn i think is like it became this huge news story like it was everywhere and then you're just like he's just like well i can't just not discuss this anymore and then it kept changing like the thing where he's so stupid why would he offer him a trip to auschwitz what are you doing man that's so funny you're like that's so stupid is that paulin

Yeah, in Poland. You're like, I got a free trip to Auschwitz. So what? So the kid gets there and he goes, hey, there's wooden doors here. What's going on exactly? Hey, do you know when my buddy Stu comes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He comes back. He goes, impossible. What else are they lying about? but yeah that kid is fucking really fucking up right now if he's trying to be like

this is not who I am, and then you're going on Stu Peter's podcast, you're like, well, I think he might be able to transition into a podcast. Literally, go on Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan would give you a total fair shake on this. That's such a way to do it. Piers Morgan would love to have him on. You're like, you literally went on the worst. No, Piers Morgan would yell at us.

at him he would yell at him but he would let him like here's morgan that's his whole business model right now i used to say his business model was just uh him getting uh losing arguments yeah but now his business model is more like he finds people that like no one else will let them on yeah and then let so he he has them on his podcast

but then he acts like he's like, can't believe they're here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who booked here? You did. You reach out to me. Yeah, he's like, this is disgusting. He's back to old school television. Yeah, for sure. You bring a guy in the Klan on and you're just like,

Not that these people are in the Klan, but I'm saying the old school television, you bring a guy in the Klan on, you go, what is this oh he's doing like morton downey yeah yeah yeah he's like going like really old school where he's just bringing all these people on at the same time

he basically just does this the whole time. The one with Myron Gaines and that chick where she's like, yeah, I want to be able to openly save it. That's what I want. Yeah, he's like, I want to be able to openly save it. And it was like Mark Lamont Hill who's like this crazy liberal black dude. And then Joe Jump buttons, my guys.

I don't know if he's on Joe Biden's. He's like a left, like he's like on like Politico. I remember from MSNBC or something. Yeah, but then she's like, I want to be able to say the N-word. He goes, so say it. And the guy's like, you can't ever say a slur to me. And inside, Pierce is just like, we're crushing it right now. Can we turn the cash register noise down, please? He's hoping to God, she says it, man. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Pierce is like, come on!

Oh, I got to say it right now. I'll get it started for you. Let me get it started for you. Let me get it started for you. So Portnoy sort of declared war on this kid. And I feel like I predicted it right at the beginning where I was like, people are going to be on his side for a little bit.

but they're not gonna, after four days, the power dynamic's just wrong. People aren't gonna like it. I mean, the people who are on his side, like, again, I don't know, I think the people who are like, the pro-Palestine people are just like, yeah, we're not on your side. And then the Israel people are like, we are on your side. And then, yeah, there's obviously a piece in the middle. I think the bottom

bottom line is whatever happens you know you can find a group of people yeah for sure you're never you're never dead in the water anymore here's the thing i don't think that that kid is gonna like the group of people he finds like when he winds up and he goes oh this is the group huh I think he's finding too many like

american like uh noticers sure i think he needs he needs some like muslim like you know what i mean he's like a group of like muslim like jewish notice yeah yeah he'll get those but that's what i'm saying i think he might like those yeah yeah dude i still get so many of them following me me it's so funny like literally like fucking i had a guy follow me the other day for one of my instagram videos and was like uh 109 soon 110

And then I get these DMs from them being like, you're doing great work. Oh, because of the noticing video. Or whatever. The video where you say you're the guy who finds Jesus. I'm just clarifying for people who are watching. Or the Israel's 9-11 joke. Oh, okay. Like that one. They're like, you're doing great work. Yes, sir. I just like jokes. Yes, sir. So... And then I would say then there was sort of...

There was sort of a debacle where Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro have different takes, so the coalitions are further dividing on the N-word business. Let's hope this India-Pakistan war kind of shifts everyone's attention. Everyone just goes... Everyone together just goes, P.U. And then they are friends again. Yeah. I mean, the funny thing is... Now, the bombs are they dropping? Are those stink bombs?

I haven't looked into it. I just heard Pakistan dropped a bomb. I heard they dropped deodorant. Bunker busters. Are you taking Pakistan or India on this one? Who are you going? Unfortunately, I know this isn't trendy, but I do not give a shit. This is... I mean, this is just one of those things where I don't... I mean, I care because it's too new. This is the first conflict of two nuclear armed countries actually i don't believe there's ever been one is it over that girl who went there

The chick from the Bronx? I saw her on a podcast, actually. What was she doing? I didn't watch it, but she randomly was on some podcast, and they're like, what's Dubai like? She's like, Dubai's so hot as shit.

It's the hottest. She's like, I thought Pakistan was hot, but Dubai is so hot. It burns your skin. um but yeah this is the first conflict apparently they're saying should this escalate to like maximum escalation it could be uh 125 million casualties Well, it's probably not going to happen, though. I mean, you could say, what the...

What kind of prediction is that? Anyone could say anything and be like, oh, yeah, if everyone goes to war, there could be a whole audience of people dying. Based on what? They're two nuclear-armed countries. You're saying if they nuclear bomb each other. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I don't know. What does that mean? I don't know.

It just feels like it's a number just thrown out of the air. It's an unlikely scenario. It's an unlikely scenario, for sure. But someone's doing the calculations. If Pakistan and India bomb each other this minute, how many people would die? I saw this as a conspiracy theory, but I did see someone basically say, because, you know... They've been fighting, too. Yeah.

again this is one of those blood feuds it's one of those things that's always and it's always such a funny thing because you know people will clump Pakistan and Indians together the slur for Indians is to call them Pakistani and they're like We hate them more than you do. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, you don't understand. This is fucking casual compared to what we have. This is like their Christian Protestant sort of situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big time. They're like, however much you are racist.

yeah there are 10 times more against each other conspiracy theory here is that uh because obviously america is in a giant trade war with china right now china is an ally of pakistan America's an ally of India. So the theory here is that China kind of gave them a little go ahead to go get this fucking party started. I don't know what they necessarily reason would be. Maybe take the heat off of them or just kind of Start some shit up.

spread america a little thin they could be starting they could have been doing the same thing with russia man china gets in there Don't expect them not to meddle. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I mean, they've been meddling. Yeah, if I could do a good Asian accent, I'd do one right now to practice how he said it.

i don't feel i'm trying to do it in my head and i can't feel confident yeah i can only do japanese is easier to do japanese yeah yeah you're worried the gofundme dollars won't roll no i'm just worried that i can't do it good japanese i could do chinese i never i know it seems easier but but it's just like it just always sounds like i'm saying ching chong ching chong i don't that is what they're saying i know but i don't know how to do it with the words i'm not an accent man like you so Now,

Yeah. If you were taking over this girl, the one guy, he's, you know, the Camaro Anthony, he's got to go to trial, and he's... Yeah, this is a different... He has a legal... Although, that's what I was saying, actually. In Rochester, Minnesota, where she's from, they're now... like it was all in their local news where they're like they're investigating this as a crime I don't know what the crime would be though because again there's no like there's hate crimes in America there's no hate speech

That sounds like some simp cops that are just like, oh, we gotta do something. Yeah, we just gotta investigate it. But you're like, for what? We gotta find something. I think they're trying to take her kid away and stuff like that and blah blah blah. Yeah. Do you think if you were her, you can't have your kid taken away for just being white trash, can you?

I mean, if you do, there's going to be a long line. Open up the fucking orphanage. Fuck turning Alcatraz into a prison. We might have to turn that into a giant orphanage. if you were her so now she's got her money yeah if you were her would you do meme coin only fans like now disappear take your fucking do not look uh

Gift horse in the mouth here. You're saying take your million dollars, dye your hair, never look back, change your name, and you're not even a criminal, so you can change your name. Delete your fucking... Yeah, delete your stuff. Never to be heard of ever again. Yeah, that's the move. For sure. You just fucking... Is this taxable? You... Uh... Tax-free. That's a really good question. I would imagine it's taxable. Okay. Has to be. Yeah.

I don't know. Either way, just take your fucking money and disappear. No good will come out of this. Unless she's just like, a real ideologue, and she's like, yeah, I want to be the face of this fucking movement, but you're like... But you... But I'm saying that the gravy train might not be over, so she's got her GoFundMe. You're saying that if you... You're telling me you couldn't start, like, racist OnlyFans, you know?

I mean, yeah, you could start an OnlyFans for sure, but the problem is a lot of those people on the right, they're like anti-sex work, right? Okay, so maybe, maybe not the racist OnlyFans, but, you know, maybe... meme coin seems like potentially you're not gonna touch anything and the problem is there are probably a million of those meme coins already she could be like this is the official

the official n-word coin i guess i don't know but uh yeah are there any alphas that they're gonna be doing like a get rich quick scheme people you know someone being out there of course tell her you have like two rappers two fucking white people just be like this is how i got rich saying the n-word boys if you're consistently on the move or you're just tired of skipping meals huell has got you covered whoa today's sponsor hu

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And then, Elon, Omar, the race war has been, you've been talking about there being a race war. It's been popping off. elan omar came out and she said you need to be scared of white guys

She said, you need to be really scared of white guys. Yeah. Yeah, the worst part about it hurt real, real bad. That's what I said. Yeah, the worst part about this. You think they're going to be... You're going to get a hurt real bad. You think fucking they send in Russell Peters to fucking calm things down in India? He's the only man that can send it. He honestly...

The diplomat. They probably do love him in Pakistan. I think Russell Peters could actually probably solve this. And he said no one here wants to get hurt real bad. In all honesty, folks. And my dad said to get hurt real bad. But in all honesty, folks, no one here wants to get hurt real bad. Violence is never the answer. It was for my dad when I was acting up as a kid, but other than that, violence is not the answer. In all honesty, folks, none of us want to get hurt real bad. You know, sure.

Pakistan, you can nuke India. You can nuke India. And you know that bomb will launch and there'll be 10 minutes until it drops. But in those 10 minutes, you're going to get hurt real bad.

And sure, most people in the world would be in favor of both of you looking at each other. That's probably safe to say, but we don't don't let them win don't let them win yeah yeah like when they look at the approval polls that'll probably be the thing that would probably calm the whole thing down it goes yo everyone's on board with you just nuking each other yeah like everybody who doesn't live anywhere near there who's not gonna have some radiation fallout they're like

Fucking gung-ho for the two of you to just nuke each other. Like Streisand effect a bit. I don't think... I think this is going to be a one-time thing. You have to hit lightning in a bottle. I don't think anyone else yelling the N-word is going to get one. No, no, no. Huge diminishing returns on that. I know.

person that's the n-word is gonna there's gonna be one that probably raises like 12 000 and then there's gonna then it's gonna be a bunch of guys and nothing it's just like how only fans like when chicks were making bank during covid and now there's chicks you're like you don't want to be the n-word go fund me with 50 bucks and a black eye

No. No, that's not worth it. But I actually, when we started doing this, I did. This will get us back into like, this is going to move us back culturally 10 years. Do you think eventually? Yeah. Yeah, like this is like the Democrats have absolutely no plan to like get back in office. It's possible, but all these things are just working on their face. I don't know if you're totally right. I think to some degree.

there's also uh an element where like it gets to this crazy and everyone goes all right i'm just not you know there's like there's no there's no You know how I did the video, like an actor not sure whether to support Israel or Palestine? Yeah. I feel like there's an element of that right now with normal people, let's say even people who have businesses, they're like, Not sure.

What stance to take like I'm not sure what stance to take on these wars i'm not sure what's what's the right stance on gender like there's no freebies anymore no there's no freebies yeah this isn't gay marriage we go that seems pretty there's no freebies anymore right if you're like i'm the gay marriage guy like then there's people being like against that if you're If you're on the... There's... So I think that

when there becomes no safe stand, everyone goes back to no comment. Right. Yeah, no comment. Like, I don't know. i don't i you know whatever that's not my thing yeah yeah you all like once there's like a lot more people on board i'll choose that side when it's like the same move but so i think a lot of so i think it could also have the effect of pushing things that way where people go all right

right you know what i mean like it's just the democrats organize so well like that's their one like thing that they're best at is organizing and like getting people out and all that shit buddy uh we we said this right so We'll go back to this, but on the topic of organizing... Titties? Crowds on demand. Oh, crowds on demand. And I'm not done talking about that stuff, but it's a good time to talk about this. Sure.

so crowds on demand these guys uh like you've obviously people hear about like paid protesters like oh yeah alex jones is like these are all paid protesters brother And not only are they paid protesters, there's like an enormous fucking companies right now that are Outward facing with websites bragging about it. I felt like it was dark.

stuff i know i know so people like to be honest they're like oh it's a conspiracy you're like well there's the website sure yeah and and they brag about like i feel i feel like you wouldn't want your testimonial on here by the way so i mean first thing i obviously thought was how funny it'd be to get like a crowd to protest another crowd just like you know you do Just immediately be like, oh, I get someone to protest your show. That's great.

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What a fucking joke, eh? If you need to hire protesters, we can get a crowd on the street sometimes within 24 hours. Wow. If you need speakers... That ain't cheap. The 24-hour turnaround's gonna cost you. Buddy! Oh, yeah, fuck. I don't even know the price, but I would imagine $600 a head probably. Big money. I mean, an extra for a movie is 200 a day plus food. Yeah, these guys. This is more than that.

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You're right. It's going to be actors. It's going to be all actors. And they're going to be really putting the sauce on. This government is limping in and shit. kind of like a walker we need to rise up yeah just They would be going all in. This is like a big break for them. They think they're going to get discovered. Yeah, I know. Any industry here? I mean, I guess city councilors. City councilors are industry of a sort.

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So you can literally hire them to like, call the government a hundred times a day protest a girl who wouldn't smash i bet you can only do probably lib protests eventually they're not huge on like i mean this is a soros thing for sure yeah you go far enough up the ladder this is soros they'll also write letters for you to constitute so you

So you could get them to write like a thousand letters to someone? By the way. I was getting that idea. Oh, yeah. Please, sir. Please, sir. We need the bridge fixed, sir. Too many potholes. Sir. I just want to say, baby girl, that this is good. Hello, dear. Prime Minister. Dear, there's too many potholes, dear. I'll just read this one last thing because I was cruising around their site because my mind was blown and obviously I was thinking of gags that I could do with this.

Them the things on their site are like an admission of conspiracies yeah yeah for sure yeah you know like your crazy uncle who says this shit happens they're bragging about it they have a bunch of testimonials like a guy that's like you know i was able to protest Catholic Church!

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and they hired American actors to come make it seem like they support them. Which kind of begs the question, Israel doesn't have some money to fucking throw at the shot? Is this not like foreign interference? Absolutely. I mean, this is definitely, it could be, uh... But that's the thing. The idea that you're like, oh, only some rich countries interfere in other countries' politics is just like... We create demonstrations of support with diverse crowds, which means if you're...

You know, if you have like a Bernie Sanders crowd and it's looking a little too white 60-year-old woman, we can throw some brothers in there. What? Looking at the CEO. What does he look like? Might be one of mine. Fat? No. Much worse. Fat fucks. Much worse. Much worse. Adam Swart. Let's see. Let's see if I can find the early life. Early life!

this guy, by the way, oh no, this is, oh no, I think this guy's also, oh no, I can't tell because it says C also and then it says rental family, a service to provide actors to play family, friends, and coworkers primarily in jail.

i don't think he's behind a rental family though rental family yeah rent a girlfriend rental girlfriend is a real thing in japan that actually makes sense because of the disparity yeah but also you can just see a scenario where that's like that's not interfering with politics we also use the media primarily local and national outlets to bring more attention so they also know how to play the media

so they know how to play the game where they go get a bunch of people there then we get uh media to come and blah blah blah and they have a thing where it's like ones and they have like slogans where they're just like you know You know, two's a party, three's a crowd. So why don't you get a... The crowds we deployed drew in more supporters and creating a strong presence for the leader at the UN and improved perception of him by the American public.

So they take a foreign leader and they make him seem like he has American support for some reason. Sure. How is this like even fucking legal? It's probably some kind of gray area thing. Yeah, I guess it's a gray area. Yeah, it works. Yeah, but you can do stuff where it says you can pretend like they can get fake paparazzi out, so if you want to just make yourself look famous, out.

Fair. Like take a girl out and you go, fucking paparazzi. Paparazzi. You won't leave me alone. Yeah. Why were they only at that bar? I don't know. I ran out of money. You know how much they cost? They have very expensive paparazzi. I'm going to be a TMZ tomorrow. Anyways, you want to go back to my place? This fucking paparazzi won't leave me alone. The protest one's so funny, though.

But, like, that would be funny to, like, hire them to protest your own show. Again, with the First Amendment stuff, I don't know how that works, but, like, that definitely would be illegal in a lot of countries where they don't have First Amendment, but here it's just one of those things where, yeah, I guess it's... Game of the game. Game of the game, yeah.

So I looked up. which other celebrities or people got their uh in trouble for saying the n-word that didn't have any positive uh effects of it yeah so Obviously, the first one's Kramer, Rogan. Kramer, yeah, Rogan. And they both seem to skirt it on it. Ah, not cream. Not cream.

Kramer that ruined him. Rogan skirted on it. Yeah, he did a joke about it. I did a joke about it. But he wasn't calling someone that, which is correct. He was using it in context. Morgan Wallen. Yeah, Morgan Wallen. He's kind of bigger than ever. Yeah, he's fine. Yep.

he's more famous than ever he got caught saying the n-word and he was like in a backyard barbecue and someone recorded him i guess i think someone who recorded him not a bro no definitely not madonna apparently used the n-word in 2014 instagram comment referring to her son Uh, deleted and apologize. No, I think, um, I think he might, she might have some black. I think she used the, uh, um, dog, the bounty hunter. Yeah, Doc said it. Caught on tape. Hulk said it.

2,000. Hulk. Hulk's not the bad one. Hulk. hulks was fine hulks was uh he just had to go back well he was doing his sex tape right no hulk was uh it was her his daughter had a black boyfriend or something and it was like a voicemail ah and he was basically like i swear he said it in the sex tape too maybe

Who was it in reference to? I don't know. I swear he was dropping it in the sex test. Was it to Hulk Hogan's penis? Not Terry Bollea's penis? Yeah, but I know he did it. He definitely, but again, he kind of went unscathed on it. It seems like there's... That's the crazy thing. It's like Hulk went unscathed on and Donald Stone...

In the leaked sex tape involving Hulk Hogan, he was recorded using the N-words multiple times. Never seen the sex tape, but I would like to know what that was in reference to. Footage became public in the proceedings involving Gawker, which published portions of the tape.

And he was fired from the WWE Hall of Fame. He was later reinstated. Yeah, I mean, you take him out of the WWE. That guy's a Hall of Famer. The Hall of Fame means nothing without Hulk Hogan. He's the most famous wrestler of all time. Yeah, he is in it. So Dog the Bounty Hunter got temporarily suspended, but he kind of came back. From what, his own company or from Annie? The show. And that was 2007.

Paula Deen admitted to using it, but she never actually said it. She was like, back in the day, I said the N-word. Where do you think she got those fried chicken recipes from? Right. I think that's what everyone was saying, like a big surprise at the time. And she lost her endorsement deals and her Food Network show. And she didn't even say it. She just said, I have said it. Yeah. Yeah. Bill Maher.

If you remember. Bill Maher said it? Yeah, don't you remember when he added it? And then he said he's a house N-word. Oh, right. And then Ice Cube came and gave him a talking to. Sure. He gave him like a lecture. Yeah, the guy who wants to kill the police. He goes, some things are not cool to say, man. Yeah, that's basically what happened. He goes, I do kids movies now, so...

Ice Cube sort of came and gave him like a racial sensitivity lesson on air. Right, yeah, I don't know about that now. But then he was sort of back to normal because that didn't really stick with him. Liam Neeson, his funny one. Yeah, yeah. He didn't get... He didn't say the N-word, though. He just said he wanted to kill a random... Black bastard, he said. Yeah, he wanted to kill a random black guy. And you're like, we're just asking you about your new...

movie. Do you remember that interview? I do. It was so crazy because it had nothing to do with anything. What he was trying to do, I think, I might be a little off, but I think what he was trying to do was because sometimes it was during the era where I think it was during George Floyd but we're all talking about like you know we all have a little racism and he was talking about like you know as a white person I have racism I've gone past that

Like, here was a time that I was racist. This guy did something to this girl, and I went through the streets trying to hunt him down to beat him up. And I want to kill the black bastard, and then it wasn't well received. He thought they were going to be like, well, good for you for admitting that. For not killing that black bastard. I am pumped about Nekagon though. It was a friend that was raped, that's what he said. Yeah, my friend was raped.

He didn't use the N-word, but he talked about that thing. They were just wanting to kill a red black man. Papa John was a big one. Papa John, yeah. He used the N-word on the conference call. Yeah. What did he say? I don't even remember. It was, again, it was like in...

it was in some context he wasn't calling someone that and but this was like in the height of like yeah you're not you can't do that you can't say it and this is like a cancel culture did he say those words don't tip or something like that no

No. It was like something where his thing was like, yeah, you can't say this. Like, don't say this. And then he said the thing to not say. And they go, you can't say this. Oh, right, right, right, right. It was like something along those lines. He was like quoting. Yeah, he was like quoting like something not to say. Yeah. But he said it. I'm out.

And then yes, obviously the Central Park Karen is broke living in squalor right now. She didn't say anything. And she didn't even say it. She was just like, don't call the cops on it. Or the guy was like, she's like, I'm going to call the cops on you.

because you're threatening me. Do you think there's going to be agencies that maybe like go to she is apparently I'm sorry this could be a money making opportunity for you I'm listening whenever you see like a racial conflict you're an agency that hires both sides

manages their GoFundMe campaigns. Like a mediation kind of thing? No, no, no. They don't even know you're doing this. Like you have two separate names for the agency. You have like, you know what I mean? You have like a black power one and then you also have like a, you know what I mean? Like a white power one. Well, no, but you don't say white power

One of them says like, you know, uh... foundational American heritage foundation foundation for the American heritage and you're an agency that signs the white people and then you have an agency that signs the other people and then you're sort of getting two sides of the vig I'm just you know I'm just a middle man just classic

Classic move. Well, I'm just saying, yeah, and you kind of let the two little fight, and then no matter what happens, you're making money. I like it. I like it. Just a little racism arbitrage. Arbitrage. Sounds pretty good. How about that for a movie? Yeah, the guy that figured out how to profit off of all racial hatred on both sides. I like it.

Any conflict that happens in any sort of... you know scenario i mean there probably is somebody doing that right now that they're just kind of not to that i've always thought there must be someone selling the merch you know yeah who like anything that happens you get both sides of the merch for sure yeah oh definitely yeah you get the carmelo anthony did nothing wrong Kill Carmelo Anthony Vote with your dollars people

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thinking about top 10 comedians yeah who would be the white guys in there i don't know if carlin dropped one Carlin probably dropped him. He may have, but Artie Lang, I mean, he's not in the top ten for most people, but Lenny Bruce and Louis C.K. You don't remember his bit? No. you remember that so he used you saw him do so he basically said he goes uh there's times where you drop it something about playing basketball and he goes

whenever you drop it around black guys it happens in slow motion he goes he does the whole thing pretending to go to block a guy or go for a dunk or something does the slow motion version and it lasts for a long time oh really yeah he really stretches it out He's not messing around. Okay. I think the best way, if you are someone who wanted to say the N-word, I've always said, best way to do it with impunity is be an actor. Yeah.

You know, Quentin Tarantino. I mean, I was like, I don't want to say it. It's just these scripts. Who wrote the scripts? Yeah, the scripts definitely give you a pass. The scripts give you a pass. The scripts are the official N-word pass. And you go, who wrote the scripts? You go, I'm not paying attention to who wrote it. Was it you? Who knows? It's crazy. Roseanne basically got punished as if she said it a thousand times. She got punished as if she dropped it hard. Yeah, hard many times.

undercover cop that's one i've always said was good and then you go you know you're like this guy which is kind of acting kind of acting yeah but undercover cops incredible because some of these guys go undercover with the clan for five years yeah and then you go Hey, were you just dropping the n-word nonstop for five years ago? I'm stopping crime. Yeah, I have to keep my cover. I didn't want to blow my covering off. Yeah, it's called stopping crime.

and then your wife's like five years ago yeah this thing goes deeper than you think i can't stop yeah i guess if you want them i mean I'm stopping white supremacy by just saying this. It's the only way to stop white supremacy. It's the only way to stop the glucose clinics when you go undercover with them and drop it non-stop. They'll know you're not one of them if you don't do it. What am I supposed to do?

So, Also, by the way, I listened to a portion, like a clip of Matt Walsh and Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson is like, I feel like people don't give him credit enough for how funny he is. Yeah, he's very funny. Like, he literally, dude, he's like, his whole thing is he's kind of like trolling. Yeah. He has a lot of trolling. He literally goes, he's like, what is the thing exactly? He goes, They're talking about someone completely different. He goes, and...

Maybe you've noticed that a lot of the war-crazed Republicans are actually secret homosexuals. What is that? Why is that? What is that? Yeah, what is that about? What's that about? He's always just asking questions. Just asking questions, man. Did you ever notice that, you know, Lindsey Graham's, like, actually... When he finishes in the house, he goes and sucks off a bunch of dudes. What is that? Is that a longtime roommate? What is that? That's weird.

that's weird that's weird why is that yeah what is that why is that i mean he makes a good point he raises some good questions he's definitely the guy that would be just like It feels like every time that you want to go out, your wife says no. What is that? Do you have your balls? Still? Yeah, he's kind of like a guy that would like meddle in a relationship or something like that. It's like Your boss seems to be paying

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Let's start and shit. Real muckraker. The one thing, I've sort of said this before, but the one thing that I most disagree with the traditional conservatives on is they're all... They're always sort of pushing the young guys should like get married and have kids at like fucking when they're young. And it was just like, it's just objectively by ever you go if we're living i saw a stat right now where it says um okay right now buyers need 70 percent more

to earn if they want to buy a home than they did six years ago. Yeah, wow. So 70% more As of six years ago, and I think this factors in for inflation, and it also factors in for interest rates. Yeah, interest rates were really low six years ago. Right, so you add all that up, and then you go, you have a situation, and then...

you have like kind of a divide between genders you also have people getting you know there's other people that have your wife's ear yeah like it's you know the internet can get her all these sort of things and then on top of that you go okay so if you look at the stats The stats are clear where you go, Those who marry after 30 earn about $20,000 per year more than those who did it before 25. They're two times more likely to be divorced if you got married at like 19, 20.

higher income, greater wealth accumulation, lower divorce rate, more career and education stability. I mean, the real thing that they should be telling guys is, yes, get married later, not to a chick your own age. That's because the assumption here is you're marrying a chick your own age. That's another factor. But also, my argument is not telling anyone what to do. But I think you should be very honest

when you're prescribing something that's why it reminds me of like feminism where they they tell girls like you know do this do this do that and then they end up depressed on drugs and fucking alone right I think the male version of that is they they kind of push them into this situation where they go you know

The only thing that matters is this. Then you get some 20-year-old guy, marries the wrong girl, has a bunch of kids, stuck somewhere weird, struggling for money, and then she divorces him, then he takes half his stuff, and you go, And that was 50% likely to happen. Yeah, yeah, that was a high percentage. I think that if you're going to tell someone, like, hey, you're doing this thing that has wrist associated, you should be clear on, like...

I'm being very aggressive of what the path is of like, you know it should be really aggressive of like how to pick how to pick the person and how to do this yeah or like you know be in some scenario where like you're like divorce be in a culture where divorce is not allowed you know

Or at least frowned upon, yeah. So I think that a lot of times they're like almost... Which are probably... That's how it used to be. They're not honest about the risks in today's society. Women didn't use it. People didn't use it to get divorced because it was like this. yeah scarlet letter on the both the people it was like this you know you just yeah didn't do it even if you hated the person and

Again, I don't know if that's better, especially if you have kids. Well, it's not about, and this is my point, it's not about what's better or worse. The world's the world. And I have a disdain for rich people giving... uh poor people advice that's gonna fuck them over yeah i agree like it's it's you know it's kind of like i i think it's always you know i don't have irresponsible is the right word but it's just like kind of dumb

it's kind of just like objectively like the best advice to do like what's the motivation quit your job and follow your dreams like is it just like hey we need more christians so we need to go get married younger i think i think what are they gonna say like it's you know i guess they could say like

you know, take your time, find the right person, like, you know, try to line things up. I think that you want to do things in the right order in life. I mean, definitely do not. There's nothing wrong with doing, you know, there's probably lots of people that get married at 27 or 22, and it's fine. I'm sure there's people figured out, but you go,

you want to be honest about like what you're doing is probably has like a 40% chance of success yeah and if you don't have money it's probably a little lower so it's like just

understand that you want to be thinking about that in this context. Yeah, there's some panacea here. Like, where you just get married and everything works out. Right, but I feel like that's the dream that's kind of sold. The same way that you'd sell people the dream, like, quit your job, follow your dreams, and then that works out for no people, and you go,

Well, I don't know. Maybe you didn't work hard enough. One person did. One person followed their dreams and said, yeah, but I'm fucking life's destroyed. Yeah. So that's, I feel like it's like a... I like it when people are more honest with their real practical advice instead of whimsical.

Yeah, yeah, do not marry the first woman you stick your dick in. That's good advice right there. And you might, by the way, you might be in a situation where you're 22 and you're like, you know what, my life's on a pretty good track.

i found this chick that's like you know we have all the same shit but this actually might work out those people probably are like pretty happy but that's don't put the car before the horse where you find this scenario where you're like you know she's kind of like oh i don't know maybe i should do this and then you kind of like you're like i mean listen all this stuff that says it's good to get married and then you kind of

force her and she was like and then now she's like actually i want to go do this i didn't feel like i lived enough and you don't probably happens a ton and you don't have proper control like your wife doesn't really like you have this girl that like she kind of thinks she's like a bit better than you and you got her as opposed to like you're in control of the situation yeah

So it's a cart before the herd situation. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of moving parts. Yeah, you want to do things in the right order so you don't get married for the sake of getting married, that's for sure. Well, you just want to, you know, they do say with the arranged marriages that they have... You know, I'm like. Higher satisfaction rights. Well, yeah, that's true. But my issue is not even coming from that. It's coming from you have one life.

you know, do a decent amount of trying to uh what's the what's the stock term where it's like control the bottom yeah like try to control for like the biggest disasters you could have sure like you can't control every disaster but it's like There's a few, like, enormous disasters that you could try to, like, you know, you could try to avoid. Generally getting married is the, there's this element where you just don't.

Like people are like, yeah, you just don't even think about it. The truth is the marriage is not the issue. It's the kids. Like if you're 22 and you get married, then you get divorced. You have no money. It doesn't even matter. But if you have a kid and it's somewhere in the middle of nowhere and then she kind of, you know, takes it away from you.

That's how people... That'll fucking put you in a major hole. Yeah, so you want to control for those things, you know? Yeah. Yeah, donut inside of our... And then there's negatives to not doing it too, but...

i think it's you want to be honest about the plus minuses so you don't end up in a disaster which a lot of people have ended up and i think sometimes they're walking people there yeah yeah and i mean yeah you want to be blind to the reality of like how the world actually is right now and just be like oh

You know, do this, it'll work out for you. Yeah, do this, do this, do this, it'll work out. Yeah, it works out for some people. Well, what's the percent? And you go, well, what's the percent? And you go, 40. It's like, well, maybe you shouldn't be pitching it so hard if it's 40%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a coin flip. You're pitching me this get-rich-quick game where it's like, can't-miss-bet that's an actual coin flip. Doesn't seem like I can't miss. Yeah.

I just think you want to be honest about those scenarios. Everything has a risk, but I think that a lot of things are sold to young people. this is how you do it. And everything has risks. Also, if you wait super long, that's also a risk, especially if you're a woman. You're like, I want kids. I'm talking about men, though. If you're 30 and looking to get married, I really don't think that there was a risk.

No. We'll risk. Yeah. I mean, the risk is if you are like, you're just, life's a mess and you got fat. Even then, like, you know. Yeah, or you picked the wrong chick. Sure. If, no, there's a risk of picking the wrong chick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's always, that's always there, though.

that never goes away right but the difference is if you're 30 ideally you've some semblance of your life together so it was this this one pick the wrong chick will unravel your for some people you know yeah but it's not gonna unravel the fact that you like uh got a job and did that you know what i mean

Yeah, career professionally. Like if you're working as a barista. Unless you really fucked them over. Yeah. Then they plant some drugs that you're working with. Well, there's some people who are going to be screwed no matter what. Yeah. Some people are just going to get a fucking short end of the stick regardless. You can't win them all. No. And, you know, usually it's not them, but...

You know, laziness will screw you. Sloppy decision making will screw you. Being around people. Poor risk management. Poor risk management is probably the big one. You know what? Let's talk about that for a second.

Because Warren Buffett The OG. The OG. Business figures paid tribute to Warren Buffett after a retirement announcement. He finally said he was retiring. The lazy bum is finally hanging out. The lazy bum. And the reason why... He's like the most quoted guy. Yeah. And it's funny that the stock dropped. and you're like, you guys didn't see this coming?

that the 94 year old was retiring yeah yeah yeah that wasn't baked in yeah yeah that wasn't big yeah like literally i was like that wasn't baked into the price here but it's funny to me that brian johnson the biohacker this is what he responded to he said Given Buffett's remarkable genetics, it makes me wonder if he'd prioritized his health a bit more, could he have lived long enough to benefit from upcoming life extension therapies?

Respect to him for all he's accomplished. Aging, decline, and death are profound tragedies. I mean, this shit's been around for fucking three years. What are you talking about? You know, if he really got his shit together when he was 91, he might be able to live fucking... How old is he right now? 94. So he retires at 94 and Brian Johnson says...

He aged a little crappy. He's still working. One of the biggest companies on earth at 94. Well, maybe he should have biohacked a little more. Have you been mouth taping, Warren? Isn't that fucking nuts? Crazy. And again, you're like, what's the assumption here?

Are you saying this? Because I don't think Warren Buffett wants to live forever. I think Warren Buffett's like, yeah, I don't want to live forever. Well, Brian Johnson said he could have if he stopped drinking Coca-Cola. Did you know what your fucking ROI could have been? Had you lived forever? Could have squeezed an extra couple years out of that tube. He's 94. I heard he beat the average. Yeah, I think he's doing pretty good. The S&P of death is like 88. Yeah.

Our top Moore and Buffett quotes, be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful. Yeah, that's a good one. Our favorite holding period is forever. Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked. Oh yeah, that's a great one for all the fucking scammers. That's the one they always bring up when the scammers get popped. Yeah. That one, fucking SBF. Yeah, they're always riding high when it's doing good. Madoff.

Well, yeah, when the shit goes down, then you always find the scammers. I mean, in comedy, you might say that. When it gets popular, you see a lot of weird things, and then once it starts getting less popular, it's kind of like, well, who's actually good at this? Right. Oh, these people suck. The difference between successful people and really successful people is that successful people say no to almost everything. What do really successful people do?

Sorry, I said it wrong. Oh, okay. Really successful people say no to almost everything. You only have to do very few things in your life right.

You only have to do very few things right in your life as long as you don't do too many things wrong. Yeah. And so that... is what i was talking about sure and my thing that i was saying about that there's these key things that you only have to do a few things right yeah if you don't do too many things wrong correct so it's like if you don't make a crazy amount of mistakes and you

Because it compounds, right? Everything compounds. If you make a few good decisions, but you don't have any huge disasters. What is his quote where he goes, that's the eighth wonder of the world or whatever is compounding? Compounding. Yeah. He says all of the great things in life come from compound interest, from friends, from relationships. I think I saw something. He's returned on Berkshire Hathaway since inception like

5.5 million percent. 5.5 million percent. Wow. Yeah. That's insane. That's crazy. That's crazy. Crazy's the GOAT. He's got another goat. Oh, he's definitely the goat. And he's replaced by this Alberta guy. Some guy from Alberta. Who? The new CEO of Berkshire Hathaway has been his understudy for 25 years. Yeah. He's the opposite of the new flashy CEOs. He lives in the middle of nowhere.

doesn't do anything nothing just losing fucking stick with the old wife stick with the old wife has this fucking house that he's had in omaha that he bought for fucking 20 g's yeah just doing insurance yeah just nothing exciting nothing coca-cola Just in the pocket. Yeah, just fucking businesses that make money.

That don't do anything exciting. Does his shareholders meet him once a year, tells a few quotes that people can use? Yeah. He does like having good quotes. Oh, I mean, he's got some fucking Charlie. Charlie Munger. Yeah. Great quotes.

Elon Musk is he has a new city, and he's trying to, so this is the article, he's kind of making fun of it, he's trying to colonize this community inside Elon Musk's plan to take over this Texas town, and he's basically got the zoning working, so he actually has his own town. His own town, yeah, Starbase. Can you imagine the amount of bad jokes that are going to be taking place in that town? She's like, all right,

Well, you can find me at 69 420 Avenue. It's like every fucking thing. Yeah, there'll be a lot of just wacky signs everywhere. Oh, yeah. Well, we're actually having the picnic on Dick and Balls Road. It actually is a few of those things, too. Every street, number 69th Street. Yeah, 69th Street, 69th Street. They said a road leading off the highway reads Mars Alago. So they call them on air.

Is this guy not fucking busy enough where he needs to be naming streets? Dan, you don't know how funny he is. I don't think you're realizing that he's a comedic genius. He's like an American genius. You're the new onion, Elon. Did I show you that thing that I posted Where I got an Instagram ad And it says It was basically like Have you read the onion? It read like a fake onion thing, but it was real. It was a class action lawsuit against the onion. Cause I've been getting so many ads.

Recently for, um... Class action lawsuits against various things. This is a look at this. Consumer protection law. Have you visited The Onion's website, theonion.com? If so, you may be entitled for compensation. Just if you've been there? That's just what it says. Are you sure you're not getting pranked? Dude, I went to the thing because I go, surely this is enough, but it was like a sponsored ad. How would you get money for looking at it? Like, because you got duped by an Onion article. What?

I'm telling you. Unless I'm getting super duped right now, but I went to the thing. This feels like made by the onion. That's what I thought. Unless consumer protection law is the onion, and then I'm retarded. I think you're retarded, and I also think you're going to be...

going to fall for getting buying a house on Dick and Ball's 69 Avenue. Maybe, but I was like, consumer protection law, I was like, I went to their website and I'm like, they're going to have a grandfather clock and it's going to be set to 420 at all times. Maybe, but I went to their website and nothing of it said it was like, sat like i looked at it i go this looks real i don't get it i don't get it either

back to the bottom of it back to me on musk's funny one well there's nothing really much more but he has a black student baker parked for sale on a dusty pullout murals of musk's face and the doge shibu in you the doge guy 30 feet concrete towers.

and they basically have their own town and they can make their own regulations and stuff like that and it's kind of interesting has anyone else ever done that or is the first person i mean tons of towns have been started like in and i mean towns i guess start in some capacity at some point so Disney had their own? I guess, yeah, Disney is technically a city for the most annoying town to live in, though.

for sure i was super futuristic i guess it's mostly all just people that work at spacex so it's probably like actually reasonable smart people and stuff like that but i think yeah elon's probably trying to always do wacky stuff yeah Oh, interesting. But people aren't happy about it. Does he want all his employees to live there?

like it'll be kind of like some fucking yeah they probably don't have to but i don't think that's what it's about i think what it's about is they want to do stuff and they want to be able to make the regulations on their own town

Right. They have these huge plots for all their spaceships and stuff like that. Yeah. And then they don't want a mayor that's saying whether they can do stuff or build a road or this and that. They just want to be like, we just need a road. Without having to buy the entire fucking thing. Yeah.

I don't think they can buy the entire plot of land. Yeah, but they could just buy a giant thing and then... incorporated as a town incorporated as a town then you have 8,000 people and 7,000 that work at Tesla and all of a sudden you've got bylaws and stuff and definitely fucking free soda machines

yeah that's elon's well the future is interesting because this is what we got i hate the future you know the only way that the only job that's available is for saying the n-word and saying give send go yeah elon musk has his own town is dick and balls road

Mark Zuckerberg says that you should have AI friends, and he wants you spending most of your time communicating with a robot. They have robot action figures they're talking about. Which I don't think you'd want that. No. You pull a string and then it's eating again, aren't we? You just ate. Shut up. You call that a dick? Shut up. Shut the fuck up. It does feel a little end of the world-y. But also...

You've seen Zuckerberg saying this, that she doesn't have AI friends, and it keeps going on. It seems normal. It seems like that's the progression for sure. Obviously, it's the progression. We've talked about them a lot on the podcast. And then chicks marrying them. Yeah. And then he's sucking and doing gross shit to them. But, first of all, his premise, he was like, A study by the American Sociological Association released that 30% of adults only have three friends. And you're just like,

Three is pretty reasonable amount of friends. What the fuck? Three's pretty good. Yeah, dude, I keep seeing this thing there being like, men only have three friends, and you're like, that's a reasonable amount of friends yeah and the problem adult man how many friends you need yeah I know and the problem is for lonely old people they go I don't can't figure out how to make this thing work so then they just continue to be lonely yeah

I don't, dude, I don't need them. You know when you go to every city and there's always a make it happen guy? Yeah. I don't need 50,000 make it happen. You have your work friends and acquaintances and stuff like that. Actual friends for a normal person. Three is plenty. Yeah, three is more than enough.

You're lucky. Well, Mark Zuckerberg doesn't think so. He's calling you a loser. He is calling you the fucking dork. Fucking dork doesn't even have four friends. No. Whereas me, I have Joe Rogan. I have my karate instructor. My jiu-jitsu instructor. My jiu-jitsu instructor. I have also my mechanic. My grill maker. My guy who brings me my trigger grill pellets. My ice distributor.

Yeah, I mean, did you ever have that happen when a dentist says, are you flossing? And then you say, yeah, and you show me your ring? I don't, not a ring. Oh, I do have a ring. Yeah, I'm flossing. I literally forgot that I wear a ring now. Yeah. Because I never had before. No, I don't do that. But I'm not friends with my dentist. Although he is my uncle. And I go to Danny's uncle too. Yeah.

He's the one making the jokes though. Every dentist is cracking them. Every dentist fancies himself a comedian. Every job has anything where you say the same shit over and over again. like where you have to be repetitive in any way they all just they have bits you naturally develop bits like sales people open up and then he starts sunset and he goes just kidding Risky bit. He pretends to unzip his fly because I'm just messing with you. I hope so.

so what is it so this isn't computer based these are like actual dolls and stuff that are gonna be ai they have yeah they're gonna have action figures and dolls and they're actually gonna speak to you which is creepy as fuck you see that that chinese fucking robot that like freaked out and tried to kill those guys

no whenever there was like there's a video of it these like chinese dudes were programming like a human like it looks like a human like style like like robot or whatever and then they like i don't know if the code was wrong or something and it's it's on like a it's on like this kind of uh like metal thing and it's like hanging from it and then it just starts freaking out and they're like really trying to like kill them basically and then they like turned it off you know this is probably

Indication of what's to come. Oh, that's going to be the new pit bulls. Yeah. Pitbulls. God, do not leave your kids around. And the new pitbull. Yeah, and the new pitbull. Do not leave your kids around the robots. Do not leave your kid alone with pitbull either. No, no, Mr. Worldwide. Actually, no, I can show you this.

i just it was like straight up randomly in my explorer feed but it was just making me laugh this girl was giving a like kind of an old school speech about how she's, you know, I'm disabled, I'm Puerto Rican, and then they put award music behind her, like she won the biggest victim.

in this country. Damn, give her a show on CBC! You kidding me? She really poured it on there, eh? No mention of her beard? And I have a beard. She has a beard, by the way. And I have a beard. She goes, I'm homeless. I was a drug addict. I am non-binary. My dad's gay. I got an abortion once. I don't know how that was the last one. She goes, and on top of all of this, I've gotten an abortion. And I'm voting for Tim Waltz. And I'm voting for a real man. A real fucking man. He wears plaid and huts.

So Trump has been flooding the zone. Speaking of dolls, have you seen Trump's management on his campaign saying that maybe you don't have fucking 30 dolls, maybe you have a doll. Hey, man.

If I had a kid right now, that's literally what I'd be saying. You don't need 30 dolls, okay? Two dolls is fine. That rhetoric's never going to be popular with anyone where you're just like, you go, is the economy doing good? You go, Let's just say you don't need as many dolls. Maybe tighten the purse

We don't need so many dolls. You don't need as many dolls. You go, okay, what if I wasn't going to buy a doll? What if I was going to buy, uh, like a baseball glove for my son to play baseball? He goes, who does baseball? Do you know that in the Dominican Republic they just use egg corn? They use egg corn? Some of the best baseball players in the world. Lots to be learned about that.

You don't need a skateboard. You have a fingerboard. It's actually all the fun. It's all the fun with a lot less danger. A lot less danger. So I'm actually doing you the favor. But I read an article that was like Republican advisors or whatever. I don't know if this is true or not, but it said the Republican advisors were like, stop talking about dolls. Probably. I think it was maybe a Fox person or something, but they were just like,

this guy has got to stop talking about this doll business he's not selling he's clearly priming people for some shortages see i thought it was the opposite where i think a little bit not the opposite but i i felt like when i was listening to him have this dog conversation it felt like a guy that was just like I... I'm going to do what I want for the next four years and I don't give a fuck what you think. He goes, you voted. He's just, yeah, he's very much like, look, you voted for this.

And this is part of it like they didn't even feel like he was trying to give a good excuse because they're just like he's like I'm doing this stuff and they're like it was not gonna make prices go up because maybe don't even like He doesn't feel like he even needs to like yeah

with the mumbo jumbo. For sure. He's just like, I don't know. Fuck. Isn't that what it feels like? Yeah, I bet. A guy that's like, I don't even have to explain myself to you. Sure. Yeah, he's just gonna say. It felt like he was just like, uh yeah you're gonna have less dolls because fuck you yeah look gas is cheaper dolls might be hard to come by yeah it felt like he was like i'm gonna do the stuff i want to do sure i think you're gonna be thanking me later

In the meantime, yes, if you're mad, I don't care. Sure. That's what it felt like to me. Yeah, it's too bad he didn't use that like, hey guys, you don't need another set of golf clubs, okay? you never say that also it's funny trump saying that yeah yeah it's just like you can tell me like you guys got like gold statues everywhere you haven't had kids for a long time and you probably don't buy your grandkids presents

You know, you have someone, a handler, so you don't even know what that entails. Well, I mean, Trump is literally the pinnacle of decadence. Of course. He just goes, another gold bar, pop, pop. Thank you.

I thought it was... uh funny that there was a kind of a topsy-turvy world where like he posted the pope thing with the dolls the pope thing he's supporting hollywood like there's this kind of well i guess he is supporting there's this kind of weird like flip that's going on where it's like you see all these people that were kind of like They're supporting, I guess you would say,

leftist people they're like we care about the stock market we don't we think price inflation is bad we think catholic church needs to be treated with gravity sure yeah i mean the funny thing about the whole his tariffs on movies is you go Literally all the people that helps are people who hate him.

right yeah yeah so they're gonna have to kind of be like so explain the movie thing essentially he goes there's a we're putting a hundred percent which is funny because if you look at the post he goes um they're not making movies in america anymore they're making them overseas

And he goes, this is a national security issue. And the reason he says it's a national security issue is because this whole tariff thing, and I've said it before, but the only way that the president can use emergency tariff powers

is by saying it's a national security issue. It's the only way. Otherwise, it has to go through Congress. It's a long process. You can't just snap your fingers. So everything's a national security issue because it's the only way. And there's a lot of people, even on the right, who are like, yo, Congress. You need to take back this power of tariffs because this is crazy. He's just saying stuff's a national security issue and then doing this. And this is not what this was meant for.

at all. But so now he's like, Look, and it probably really does link back to that Rob Lowe, Adam Scott podcast where Rob Lowe was like, yeah, I do this show called The Floor, like some game show. and it's cheaper for us to fly fucking 100 people to ireland or hungary or something i've heard a ton of people tons of shit and he's just like then walk across the fox lot and just do it there like it's well because yeah like most unions california has just gone

absolutely bonkers with, you know, regulation that makes it expensive. And they have no tax credits. And they're just greedy. Yeah, they're just greedy. But they also, yeah, they're just like, you know, all these countries are like, hey, we can offer them Crazy tax credits. When you go to Vancouver and you want, if you're like, I want to film, it comes with the, like, the.

mayor of vancouver giving you head yeah like you show up to make your movie there and they're like here's 80 tax credits off your movie and i'll suck y'all yeah yeah and they have like dedicated film offices and like liaison and by the way this is the This is the premiere of BC blowing you if you agree to do a short film. Yeah, for sure. If you just try to do a feature film. Just a dog shit Hallmark movie. If you do a feature film with celebrities.

he's on all fours yeah which sucks for canada because if you're a vancouver actor drying up man vancouver and toronto like all the shit that's like american productions but there's a lot of people that were just like you know i was about to film a movie

And then I was going to go to Canada. We know someone who's about to film a movie in Canada. And if this goes through, the whole thing's going to be canceled. Because he's like, well, we had a plan. Which again, this is totally on brand with everything else Trump's doing. Where he's just like, I want...

He's like, well, film it here. American money spent in America, which is like... But it's a two-pronged thing because, I mean, this is the problem with terrorists, period, but it's worse in this case. Well, not the problem, one of them. It's worse in this case because you go,

Well, one of the problems is people leave because it's so inefficient and expensive to do here. And it's become anti-competitive. And there are location issues. Lord of the Rings cannot be filmed in America. Instead of being like, hey, Newsom, your entire industry is leaving. Maybe you need to get... need to get this in check they go we'll build a moat around you so no one can leave and then he can go

Oh, so now I can even raise it more. So I can make it more dysfunctional. For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's the thing. When you remove competition, you obviously introduce dysfunction into situations. And they're going to introduce a federal tax credit, it sounds like. to compete with all these countries who offer these insane tax credits. I don't actually really disagree with it. I don't know how it goes into practice.

but uh i mean yeah i mean it's it's pretty on par with everything else he's saying he wants to bring manufacturing back and i mean they do produce a product and he's like yeah why aren't we not using american you know there's just a problem with putting a moat around industries that are already acting inefficient yeah you know i mean again yeah hollywood definitely for up until

mid-2000s were just like, this is a fucking money printing machine. You can do whatever we want. Like, you know, nothing can... Well, then the government stepped in and been like, well, let me fucking eat some... let me eat yeah let me like really it's just remove the remove the government that's and their unquenched appetite yeah it's like

regulating everything. Well, yeah, you're solving the problem with another problem, you know what I mean? You're just like, you know, bloated government. And they were like, yeah, we'll go to fucking Toronto or we'll go to wherever. in Europe and just do these things because the bottom line is still better off. I know what your point is. You're saying that there's no difference from any other tariff. But I was saying the only reason I'm distinguishing it a little bit

But it's a service. There may be other cases of this, but like text probably not. But like one of the reasons it's like, This is such a mature industry that has, like, really become sloth-like. Yeah. Whereas, like, when you're talking about, like, chips and a lot of these, you know, big menu. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Like, they're not, their big problem is the cheap labor. It's less.

Their problem is less that the industry has just become like a shit show. Sure. Yeah, yeah. And again, it's the one real thing that could be an issue is just what like counter tariffs is because this is a service technically like i think you know films are kind of you're like you're watching a movie you're receiving a service i don't know if it's really

when you're unless you're like buying a DVD which nobody does anymore it's like when you stream now it's technically like you're receiving a service that's kind of weird not buying a product so like all the other tariffs have been product based tariffs this is a service based tariff and America's main export is services so that if other countries are like all right well then now we're getting in the fucking service tariff game like this could really like get crazy

Yeah, I mean, the service tariff game, to some degree, I almost agree with more. Because the service tariff game, you're like, There is something to be said about, like,

you know like when they're talking about the manufacturing stuff right well all that stuff the argument is more like well this is going to take 10 years and blah blah and it's going to up this and it's going to this you know there's this whole supply chain to unwind yeah with the service tariffs you're just like no you started a company it's like

You can't hire 90% of people in China. You have to hire Americans. That's actually easier to do. Where you go, hey, you're hiring someone to call a phone bank or whatever. You have to hire someone from Idaho. That's actually...

almost a little more easier to do. I mean, that's the thing. I don't even know because I guess if you tariff services, you're like, yeah, we're tariffing Google, for example, which is mostly just offers a lot of services you're like okay well then you guys are just gonna pay more for it it is hard to compete there's no competitor like a lot of these giant American services like these tech they're like yeah there's no real competitors for a lot of them so you go yeah you just hurt yourself

I mean, he must have had this discussion. I don't think he's that stupid. He probably knows. He goes, alright, hurt yourself. Hurt all your fucking people in your country. if you want to start tariffing like facebook meta or whatever like i guess yeah i don't even know how you would do that That's the big question. How does this even work? And he's got fucking Jon Voight in charge. I saw that. Jon Voight's pen. Yeah, Jon Voight's pen. He's got to be fucking up there now in 90.

Yeah, for sure. Funny person to have his consultant. Guy hasn't worked in 20 years. Yeah, I know.

Why are Americans so obsessed with protein? Blame MAGA. From the liver king to podcast bros to JFK's Maha constituents, American infatuation with protein has reached a fever pitch in its undeniably gendered

Well, obviously, women are carb people. This is the biggest problem right now. Women just like a nice bowl of noodles. Yeah, and these fucking... fat pig women and they're just bowls of carbs and sugar carb me please carb me yeah hey man i mean i ain't gonna trash carbs like a nice carb i'm just saying

It is funny that it's always when they see, they go, you know, there's like a lot of male-driven spaces doing anything and they have to be like, what is this? Yeah, what's the problem? What are you guys laughing at? I know there's a problem here. I'm not quite sure what it is. What is this? Well, what do you need to put muscle on for? Huh? For your race for? Hey, what are you doing? Why are you looking at me? Why are you working at me? What is this?

Yeah, whatever it is, they know they don't like it. You know what it is? It's the girlfriend that hates your guts. Yeah. That just like anything they do, they go, why are you... Eating protein always. Oh, what are you working out for? Who are you getting fucking jacked for, huh? Some other girl? Eating protein bars. No matter what you do. Found another one of your rappers.

It's not only men who care about protein, but a mosey through recent history suggests a strong correlation between the rise of men's rights movement and our national lust for protein. This girl thought she did something with this article for sure. I was going to ask if it's a girl, but I didn't need to tell. It is. Of course.

While discussing the carnivore diet, Joe Rogan and Theo Vaughn, both members of the podcast contingent, widely seen to have played a major point in electing Trump, so they've already brought it to Trump. Yeah. Loud the powers of red meat. While acknowledging that some people do well on a vegetarian diet. Rogan says the grim... with grim resolve before sliding into a tangent about his avoidance of pizza.

Somehow it becomes aggressively erotic. What? This girl's fucked, dude. Well, let me just tell you what women are up to right now, just to contrast that.

Can the minimalist caveman movement save your skin or destroy it? The docs weigh in on this viral trend, so there's a trend. Well, I mean, if you're doing a minimalist caveman, uh... Skincare. That's probably a pipeline to a fucking protein. Might be a pipeline to protein. Protein pipeline. So this is what women are up to right now. They're doing a caveman method. There's a girl. She puts no products including water on her face. No showers. She hasn't showered for six weeks.

What is that? What is that? What is that? Why are you doing that? And how's it working for her? Right now, she has multiple videos on her page that shows her skin appears very rough, flaky, discolored, horrifying some viewers. But she's repeatedly insistent. This is just part of the process. Everybody knows that homeless people look so good. They just have glowing skin.

Yeah, but you know, Theo Vaughn's eating a fucking protein bar. Yeah, whatever you do to not eat protein. Whatever you do to not cave into the maze. Theo Vaughn's out here eating some beef jerky while this person's having her fucking skin flake all over her keyboard. She's rubbing her shit on her face. As a board certified dermatologist, that's what this person says, I can tell you what you're seeing is not normal.

it is a myth to think that your skin will thrive in a state of neglect. This is the equivalent of like, this is how women get into conspiracy theories. This is women conspiracy theories where she goes, Big makeup's not telling us something. You know, like big moisturizer. Like there's something going on here. I don't trust it. So I'm just doing none of it. I'm not doing any of the stuff. And you go, not even water? You go, not even water. So there's girls walking around.

Her skin is falling off. You can see the bones. And she's probably like, I'm detoxifying. I'm just doing something. She goes, these are all the toxins that have been in my body from doing all this stuff. So once I get- I'm glowing. I just have to get past at this point. Yeah. But this is like natural. She's giving you a hand job with a hand that's half woman, half woman. Bodybuilder calluses. I'm on a natural diet. At least I'm not eating protein!

yeah you can see her fucking skull she's not looking great not looking great at what point do you think she kind of finishes with this where she goes all right that experiment failed or did she could she never say face

I don't think she's, I think she's done. She's done. Alright, well... someone at the door here i don't know i thought i heard someone at the door but it could be someone else's door we are going to patreon.com slash the boys cast where every every week there is a new episode

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