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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
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Episodes

The Marvels Sets Box Office Records! & Osama Bin Laden So Hot Right Now

Crazy Will Smith rumors, Paul Pelosi's attacker claims he was radicalized by Gamer Gate, and a vegan professor REALLY likes animals. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Lucy - Go to http://lucy.co and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 20% off and always free shipping Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your order Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Nextevo Naturals - Go to http://nextevo.com and enter code BOYSCAST...

Nov 18, 20231 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 211

Woman demands dates spend $2000, Trudeau Blunder, & Israel Loses the Youth!

SBF May be checking into the crowbar motel, Mr. Beast can't just can't have nice things, and a company corners the market on anti-woke water. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 for 50% off your order Babbel - Go to http://babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription Bakscape - Go to http://bakscape.com/boyscast for 25% off your order Quip - Go to http://getquip.com/boyscast to get 20% off any electric toothbrush, mint & gu...

Nov 10, 20231 hr 51 minSeason 1Ep. 210

Celebrity Wives Are Out of Control & Actors are Braver than Soldiers

A brave business guru pulls his kids out of school after realizing their teacher is 200 lbs overweight, A girl makes a killing selling her armpit hair but at a costly price, and RIP Matthew Perry, Canadian legend. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Salty Sailor Coffee - Go to http://saltysailorcoffee.com and use promo code BOYSCAST15 for 15% off your order Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter promo code boyscast50 at...

Nov 03, 20231 hr 38 minSeason 1Ep. 209

VICTORIA FIRES THE FAT MODELS & ISRAEL / PALESTINE COSTUMES THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

Shaun King takes credit for hostage returns, article claims prehistoric women were excellent hunters, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson isn't a good scientist SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nextevo - Go to http://nextevo.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 25% off your order Follow SIX TROPHIES on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to SIX TROPHIES early and ad-free right now on Wondery Plus Bakscape - Go to http://bakscape.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 25% off your order FUM...

Oct 27, 20231 hr 41 minSeason 1Ep. 208

Free Will Smith & Hamas Brand Puberty Blockers

The Middle East crisis is driving college kids insane, dude changes his mind about marriage proposal and gets sued for $50k, and protests erupt at Clemson University due to lack of tampons in the men's room. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Talkspace - Go to http://talkspace.com/boyscast for $80 off your first month Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your order Fitbod - go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Lucy - go...

Oct 20, 20231 hr 52 minSeason 1Ep. 207

Making Jokes through WW3

Making fun of pumpkin spice is misogynist, Johnny Somali thrown in Japanese prison for pestering folks, and what role play should you try according to your zodiac sign? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your order Quip - Go to http://getquip.com/boyscast to ge 20% off any electric toothbrush, mint & gum dispenser, or water flosser AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for free 1-year supply of Vitamin D...

Oct 13, 20231 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 206

LIVE From Skankfest ft. TJ Miller, Kurt Metzger, Justin Silver & Jake Shields

Comedians TJ Miller, Kurt Metzger, Justin Silver and mixed martial artist Jake Shields join the boys LIVE from Skankfest Vegas 2023 to count down the 30 annoying things men need to stop doing in a relationship, and then invite 5 audience members to share their worst relationship stories. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Sheath - Go to sheathunderwear.com and enter promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off your order Salty Sailor Coffee - Go to saltysailorcoffee.com and use promo code BOYSCAST15 at checkout for 15% o...

Oct 10, 20231 hr 29 minSeason 1Ep. 205

Dudes Identify as Non-Binary to Take Over Women's Tech Conference

A Youtube prankster gets shot for going too far, a lady discoveres the female "exhaustion gap" and a plus-sized travel influencer calls for hotel hallways to be widened to accommodate her girth. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Go to babbel.com/boyscast for 55% off your subscription Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Factor - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboys...

Oct 06, 20231 hr 55 minSeason 1Ep. 204

Douglas Murray on Everything Wrong with the West, Crappy Journalists, & Christopher Hitchens

Author Douglas Murray joins the boys to discuss the immigration crisis, bragging about mental illness, and people being locked up for offensive tweets in the UK SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to Factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code boyscast50 to get 50% off your order Liquid IV - Go to liquidiv.com and use promo code boyscast at checkout for 20% off Quip - Go to getquip.com/boyscast to get 20% off any electric toothbrush, mint & gum dispenser, or water flosser SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: h...

Sep 29, 20232 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 203

Girlboss Entrepreneur Charges Men to Sleep in Her Bed & 100 People Got Cancelled This Week

Men thinking about the Roman Empire, landlords throw parties to celebrate end to the NYC eviction moratorium, and is The Equalizer the best movie franchise of all time? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hellofresh - Go to Hellofresh.com/50boyscast and use code 50boyscast for 50% off first order plus 15% off your next 2 months AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs Nextevo Naturals - Go to nextevo.com use promo code BOYSCAST for 25% off your order Fa...

Sep 22, 20231 hr 52 minSeason 1Ep. 202

MTV JESSE On The Nelk Boys, Insane Pranks, Canadian Slang, & Creating A Million Dollar Business

Canadian accents, frat culture, growing up as an artist, life hacks & winning at life with MTV JESSE! @mtvjesse UK & EUROPE TOUR TICKETS AT RYANLONGCOMEDY.COM COMEDY EVENT IN TORONTO AT LAUGHINGLOUD.COM SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Sep 19, 20231 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 201

Leaving Your Chick at The Airport For Being Late, & Jimmy Fallon is a MEANIE!! w/ Colum Tyrrell

Colum Tyrrell joins the podcast to discuss drones hitting NYC streets, Danny Masterson's controversy, and a study that finds people who "manifest" are more likely to go bankrupt. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Draft Kings - Go to Draftkings.com/audio and enter code BOYSCAST to claim a free starter pack Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Butcherbox - Go to butcherbox.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for $20 off your order Manscaped - Go to manscaped.com and enter code BOYSCA...

Sep 15, 20231 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 200

Dudes use AI Women to game Diversity & A Clinical Term for guys who are whipped

Girl claims Prophet Muhammed was an intersectional feminist, A therapist who hooks up with their clients, and Ukranian girls arrested for twerking on the graves of fallen soldiers. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Go to babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription Draft Kings - Go to draftkings.com/audio and enter code BOYSCAST to claim a FREE starter pack Factor - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for free 1-yea...

Sep 08, 20231 hr 42 minSeason 1Ep. 199

Girl Goes on Dates with Herself, Losers Demanding Masks Again, & Jordan Peterson Controversy

Jordan Peterson is making people feel unsafe, a girl asks guys bank balances before she dates them, and a German heiress wants billionaires to give away 90% of their wealth. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Draftkings - Go to draftkings.com/audio and enter code BOYSCAST at signup to claim a free starter pack Factor -Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 to get 50% off Babbel - Go to babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for a free 1-year...

Sep 01, 20231 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 198

Jimmy Dore on The Corruption in America

Guest Jimmy Dore goes all-out on this episode to discuss Big Pharma, comics following orders, the military industrial complex, and why discussing seed oils is right-wing now. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nextevo Naturals - Go to nextevo.com/boyscast for 25% off plus a free bottle of premium pure CBD AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs Hellofresh - Go to hellofresh.com/50boyscast and use code 50boyscast for 50% off plus free shipping SUPPOR...

Aug 25, 20231 hr 45 minSeason 1Ep. 197

Obama's Ex Says he Fantasizes about dudes! and Climate Change Therapists are Making Bank

Trader Joes now features frogs in their food, Women are breaking up with their boyfriends after watching Barbie, and the scientific reason men sleep with women and don't call them. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code boyscast50 at checkout for 50% off Liquid IV - go to liquidiv.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 20% off SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlong...

Aug 18, 20231 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 196

Woman Forces Crippled Ex Husband to Hang with Her New Man, & Transgender Woman's Testical Jar gets Stolen!

A lady wins the lottery without telling her husband and immediately divorces him, Chris Christie's bizarre gift to Zelensky, and CIA operations are clown shows SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! GOODR - Go to goodr.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for free shipping AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryan...

Aug 11, 20231 hr 43 minSeason 1Ep. 195

Sneako on Working with Ye, Becoming a Muslim, Getting Deleted From Youtube, & Andrew Tate

Sneako joins the show to discuss Lizzo's personal trainer turning celebrities into zombies, going to the club sober, and conspiracy theorists SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Sheath - Go to sheathunderwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST for 20% off! SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Aug 08, 20231 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 194

Lizzo Abused us, We Smashed Trudeau's Wife, & Why High School Boys are Conservative Now

The Island boys are making out with each other, AI has turned Californians into South Park rednecks, and there's frauds and charlatans everywhere. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Go to babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription Factor - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code boyscast50 at checkout for 50% off Manscaped - Go to manscaped.com and enter code BOYSCAST at checkout for 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongco...

Aug 04, 20231 hr 41 minSeason 1Ep. 193

A Dude Arrested for Looking Gay, & Responding To Polyamory, Bam Margera & Barbie w/ IAN FIDANCE

Ian's Bike-Rage, kings are gaming the dating app system by putting "in therapy" in their bios, Lana Del Ray is working at Starbucks, and getting kicked off a ska festival for a joke. Ian Fidance is a NYC based stand-up comedian @ianimal69 @BeinIanPod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! NextEvo Naturals - go to nextevo.com/boyscast to get 50% off and a free bottle of premium pure CBD Liquid IV - go to liquidiv.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 20% off Hello Fresh - Go to hellofresh.com/boyscast50...

Jul 28, 20231 hr 53 minSeason 1Ep. 192

Women Won't Stop 'Exposing' Their Ex's Text Messages, & Jason Aldean is Cancelled

Bee Pollen makes boobs grow, new groping rules in Italy cause women to grope themselves in protest, the Taliban endorses Twitter over Threads, and NDA's for dating? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Factor - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your first box Manscaped - Go to manscaped.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore....

Jul 21, 20231 hr 50 minSeason 1Ep. 191

MOM MAD HER KIDS WON'T TALK TO HER ABOUT S*X, JONAH HILL & LYING FOR AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

Ben and Jerry in trouble for basing their headquarters on Native land, New ailment: Irritable Male Syndrome, and an Aboriginal man in Australia gets paid to go to college, so he's been going for 20 years. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Goodr - Go to goodr.com/boyscast for free shipping! Fitbod.me - Go to Fitbod.me/boyscast for 20% off your subscription! AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for free year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs! SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscas...

Jul 14, 20231 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 190

Doctors Call V*ginas 'Bonus Holes', Sovereign Citizens, Gay Cakes & Acceptable Conspiracies

Bill Gates has unleashed his army of modified mosquitos on Florida, Erika Marsh's bewildering tweet, London hiring functionally illiterate people as cops in the name of diversity, and a self-tanner fan gets accused of blackface on TikTok. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor: Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 for 50% off first order! Raycon: Go to buyraycon.com/ryanlong for 15% your order! RYAN ON TOUR: See Ryan in Vancouver and Toronto! Go to ryanlongcomedy.com and use presale code LONG SUPPORT THE BOYS...

Jul 07, 20231 hr 31 minSeason 1Ep. 189

Pride vs Muslims, Roseanne & Making Friends With Submarine Billionaires Stepson.

A poo-shaming wife in Australia terrorizes her husband, Ron DeSantis gives his wife the worst birthday present ever, and RFK's private journal reveals he was a dawwg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: NEXTEVO - Go to nextevo.com/boyscast for 20% off first order of $40 or more! AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs! SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Dan...

Jun 30, 20231 hr 39 minSeason 1Ep. 188

Dude caught making AI Nudes of Wife's Friends! & Betting on the Special Olympics w/ Che Durena

The Boys welcome Che Durena to the cast to discuss Hugh Hefner's son joining Onlyfans to support his Pokemon card addiction, the Special Olympics allowing offshore betting, sleep streaming becoming a thing, and a man creates AI p*rn of his wife's friends. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to Babbel.com/boyscast Butcherbox - Sign up today at butcherbox.com/BOYSCAST and use code BOYSCAST to get flank steak for free in every box for 3 months p...

Jun 23, 20231 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 187

Bill Gates' Mosquito Factory & The Gayest Manliness Cult in History

Bill Gates' diabolical plan to rid the world of mosquito-borne illnesses, controversy with flag placement in the White House, witches are eating corpses of roadkill, and a group of dudes get together over zoom to promote masculinity all over each other. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! GOODR - Go to goodr.com/boyscast - Use code BOYSCAST for free shipping! FACTOR - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 for 50% off your first box! FÜM - Head to TryFum.com and use code BOYSCAST to save 10% off when you get the Jo...

Jun 16, 20231 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 186

Women Scamming Men Out of Meals on Tinder & Al Pacino's Young Baby Mama Enrages Internet.

Apple has new tracking features that are not for the boys, Smog hits NYC, a girl uses dating apps in order to get free food, Al Pacino and Robert Deniro get flak for having kids with younger women, and a suburban woman can't stand her husbands plan to befriend her MAGA neighbors. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! FITBOD - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 20% off your subscription. AG1 - Go to drinkAG1.com/BOYSCAST and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Ad...

Jun 09, 20231 hr 41 minSeason 1Ep. 185

Unemployed Woman Demands Credit Scores for Dates & New York makes Fatphobia Illegal!

Fat phobia being outlawed in NYC, Chik-fil-a in hot water about inclusivity, Gynosexuals, smiling at women is sexist, and GIRLS DEMANDING CREDIT SCORES! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: MANSCAPED: Get 20% off + free shipping with the code BOYSCAST at manscaped.com. NEXTEVO: Go to NextEvo.com/BOYSCAST to get 20% off your first order of $40 or more. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A F...

Jun 02, 20231 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 184

Karens Fight Back! India Goes Full Bud Light & Priests Have To Carry M0lester QR Codes

Hiring Target's PR team, NYC sinking, QR code priests, Clairaudience & KAREN CONTROVERSIES! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 55% Off Your Subscription Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel packs Butcherbox.com/boyscast - Code BOYSCAST - Free Ground Beef For 1 Year + $20 Off First Box SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US...

May 26, 20231 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 183

Gwyneth Paltrow's Insane Vibrator Necklace, Musk VS Soros, & Old Women Being H0rny

Girls going out of control, wet lettuce men, not making dinner for your husband & DATING NANNIES! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Tryfum.com - Code BOYSCAST - 10% Off Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Buyraycon.com/ryanlong - Code RYANLONG - 15% Off RYAN ON TOUR: Tampa: June 2/3, New York - Sept 16 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A...

May 19, 20231 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 182
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