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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

Episodes

Salon Writes the Most Unhinged Article Ever about the NY Punchings, & Escort Says Men Don't Want her Because she's 'Successful'

Ryan is the SICKEST man in comedy! a big gal claims men are intimidated to ask her out because she’s “too hot” and a bizarre initiation ritual for British soldiers in Kenya SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use promo code BOYSCAST50 for 50% off your order Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Butcherbox - go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for $20 off your or...

Apr 12, 20241 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 232

What's Actually Going on with P Diddy, Rabbi Schmuley, Huberman, Colbert, Alpha Males, Israel & Ukraine w/ Kurt Metzger

Stand Up Comedian Kurt Metzger (Who is America, Jimmy Dore Show, The Kyle Dunnigan Show) joins the boyscast to discuss Rabbi Shmuley’s latest antics, the R-word making a return, and the real root of the word “Fascism.” SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Go to http://shopmando.com and use the code BOYSCAST for $5 off your first starter pack (40% discount!) The Bolotor Podcast - Go to http://bolotor.com or find The Bolotor Podcast on any podcast platform Prizepicks - Go...

Mar 29, 20242 hr 31 minSeason 1Ep. 230

Professor Says Marriage is White Supremacy & Long Covid Proven False!

Long Covid is Officially Fake! Girl advice articles that are accidentally for the boys, and inside the first ever Yentacon for jewish singles & matchmakers. BOSTON THIS SATURDAY! & SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs FUM - Go to https://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off your order Bakscape - Go to http://baksca...

Mar 22, 20241 hr 54 minSeason 1Ep. 229

People are Going to Jail for Memes! & Shaun King is Muslim Now

WikiHow tells you how to hide your boner, Gen Z fellas have a problem with modern feminism, and a hater claims Sydney Sweeney’s boobs aren’t that big. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bluechew - Go to http://bluechew.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get your first month free Grinds - Go to http://getgrinds.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 25% off your first order Bioprotein - Go to http://bioproteintech.com and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order ...

Mar 15, 20241 hr 59 minSeason 1Ep. 228

Top Exercise Scientist on Obesity, Who's on Gear, & Which Health Fads are BS

Dr. Mike Israetel joins the Boys to discuss Cold plunges, what happened to the World’s Strongest Man competition, and getting ripped to battle childhood demons. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Butcherbox - Go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for $20 off your order AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off and a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code BOY...

Mar 08, 20242 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 227

Blog tries to Normalize Cannibalism, Tumblr CEO Fights the Trans Community, and Rappers get Called Gay

Normalize Cannibalism! A lady with huge cans is tired of being called “she” and Vice Magazine is finally over. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to www.prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 XBar - Go to xbar.com and use code BOYS at checkout for 15% off plus free 12-week fitness program Talkspace - Go to http://talkspace.com/boyscast for $80 off your first month Babbel - Go to http://babbel.com/boyscast to get 50...

Mar 01, 20241 hr 52 minSeason 1Ep. 226

Trump & Rachel Dolezal get Railroaded!

STEROID OLYMPICS? Breastfeeding influencers are cleaning up on instagram, and Wall Street Journal says stop eating breakfast to save money. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - go to http://prizepicks.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get $20 off your order, free year supply of vitamin D, and 5 AG1 travel packs Bioprotein - go to https://bioproteintech.com/ and use code B...

Feb 23, 20241 hr 51 minSeason 1Ep. 225

American University Offers Course in Bondage & Onlyfans Mom gets her kids Expelled!

OnlyFans mom gets her kids expelled from school for advertising her services on her car, Demons are sexually transmitted now, and Indiana College tries to give college credit for rope bondage. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bluechew - Go to http://bluechew.com and enter code BOYSCAST at checkout for your first month FREE FUM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order GRINDS - Go to http://getgrinds.com and use promo code BOYSCA...

Feb 16, 20242 hrSeason 1Ep. 224

Chicks Turn Being Lazy into a Trend, Putin & A Fat Polyamorous Wedding

PUTIN! Bud Light is Straight Now! Macdonalds thinks they aren't for Fat Poors, & Girls are up to some very whacky shit this week. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Butcherbox - go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to choose your free offer and get $20 off your order Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code boyscast50 to get 50% off and 2 free wellness s...

Feb 10, 20241 hr 48 min

Vince McMahon's Massive D*ldo Collection, A White chick Wins Miss Japan, & French Protestors

Oklahoma congressman calls animal control on protesting furries, the myths of Jewish male menstruation, and John Cusack wins anti-semite of the week. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Talkspace - Go to talkspace.com/boyscast for $80 off your first month Babbel - Go to http://babbel.com/BOYSCAST for 50% off your lifetime subscription Salty Sailor - Go to http://saltysailorcoffee.com and use promo code BOYSCAST15 for 15% off your order Songfinch - Go to http://songfinch.com/boyscast to add spotify streaming (...

Feb 02, 20241 hr 59 minSeason 1Ep. 222

Sports Illustrated Fires Everyone Proving Jordan Peterson Right!

Blogs are getting Rocked, Girls names are boys names now, Davos Goes Wild, and China creates horrifying new supervirus, and an airplane passenger kicked off flight for excessive flatulence. Support the boys at patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prize Picks - go to http://prizepicks.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Blue Chew - Go to http://bluechew.com and use promo code B...

Jan 26, 20241 hr 43 minSeason 1Ep. 221

The Hot vs Crazy Matrix Proven by Science! & Inane Onlyfans Advice Reddits

Comedians Che Durena and JJ Liberman join the fellas to discuss dating Gypsy Rose, infamous medievaljester Ronald the Farter, and which presidential candidate lays the most pipe. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Magic Spoon - go to http://magicspoon.com/boyscast and use promo code boyscast for $5 off your order AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get $20 off your order, a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs Songfinch - go to http://songfinch.com/boyscast to add Spotify strea...

Jan 19, 20241 hr 59 minSeason 1Ep. 220

Underground Jewish Tunnels & Kat Williams Made Us Wear Dresses

Support the Boys patreon.com/theboyscast McDonald's has a suspicious wrapper, JanuHairy is in full swing, and a lady on Tik Tok claims blue collar work isn't hard. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mindbloom - Go to http://mindbloom.com/boyscast and enter code boyscast for $100 off your first 6-session program Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Butcherbox - Go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and use code boyscast at checkout to claim your free offer and $20 off your ord...

Jan 12, 20242 hrSeason 1Ep. 219

Chicks Invent New Terms! Claudine Gayeeeeee Fired, & A Conference for Being Fat

Mom lies DEBUNKED, AI is giving bad advice, and Kevin Hart is suing the pants off his rat assistant. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Grinds - Go to http://getgrinds.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 25% off your order AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Babbel - Go to http://babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH...

Jan 05, 20241 hr 55 minSeason 1Ep. 218

Japanese Government Tells Women to Cook and Clean More & A Woman Thinks Her Boyfriend is Gay For Making Gay Jokes

Gen Z'ers are experiencing Menu Anxiety, sniffing women's tears makes men less aggressive, and OF Stars furious after discovering taxes exist. Extra Episode at Patreon.com/theboyscast ! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Talkspace - Go to http://talkspace.com/boyscast to get $80 off your first month Quip - Go to http://getquip.com/boyscast for 20% off any electric toothbrush, mint & gum dispenser, or water flosser Songfinch - Go to http://songfinch.com/boyscast To Add Spotify Streaming To Your Song For Free! ...

Dec 29, 20232 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 217

Gay S*x in The Senate! Colorado Bans Trump, & Boston's No Whites Christmas Party

Practical gifts ideas for your girl, Amanda Bynes' podcast is struggling to get off the ground, and Microsoft Word becomes inclusive. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nextevo Naturals - Go to http://nextevo.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 25% off your order Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 to get 50% off Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get $20 off your order, free 1-year supply o...

Dec 22, 20231 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 216

Alex Jones on X Turns the World Upside Down & Governments Actually Invented Gaydar

A Girl entrepreneur uses "pretty privelege" to excel at begging, Danny rubs elbows with George Santos, and UPDATE: Prehistoric women were actually BETTER hunters than men! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quip - Go to http://getquip.com/boyscast to get 25% off any electric toothbrush, mint & gum dispenser, or water flosser FÜM - Go to http://tryfum.com and enter promo code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order Lucy - Go to http://lucy.co and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and always free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYS...

Dec 15, 20231 hr 45 minSeason 1Ep. 215

Girls Cant Stop Joining Cults & 100 Actors Apologize for Palestine Statements

Tiger Woods has lost his Mojo, a guy gets a vasectomy due to climate grief, and a "hustle mom" is charging her family $200 a plate at Christmas dinner. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Babbel - Go to http://babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription Manscaped - Go to http://manscaped.com and enter code BOYSCAST to get 20% off and free shipping Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 to get 50% off Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscri...

Dec 08, 20231 hr 44 minSeason 1Ep. 214

Ireland Burns & The Pope Goes Trans! & Blackface Criminals

Shoplifting in NYC is out of control, guy drinks his own pee as a health diagnostic tool / sunscreen, and Jimmy Fallon is in trouble again. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Salty Sailor Coffee - Go to http://saltysailorcoffee.com and use promo code BOYSCAST15 to get 15% off FUM - Go to http://tryfum.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order Manscaped - Go to http://manscaped.com and enter code BOYSCAST to get 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast h...

Dec 01, 20231 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 213

Gay Furries and Christian Furries are Feuding & New York Wants to Quarantine You Again

The President of Argentina is shaking things up, Cardi B isn't happy about the migrant crisis, and Biden set to unleash grizzly bears upon an unsuspecting populace. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Butcherbox - Go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST at checkout to choose your free steak for a year and $20 off Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order, free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 free AG1 travel packs Manscaped - Go to http://manscaped.com and use code BOYSCA...

Nov 24, 20232 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 212

The Marvels Sets Box Office Records! & Osama Bin Laden So Hot Right Now

Crazy Will Smith rumors, Paul Pelosi's attacker claims he was radicalized by Gamer Gate, and a vegan professor REALLY likes animals. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Lucy - Go to http://lucy.co and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 20% off and always free shipping Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your order Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Nextevo Naturals - Go to http://nextevo.com and enter code BOYSCAST...

Nov 18, 20231 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 211

Woman demands dates spend $2000, Trudeau Blunder, & Israel Loses the Youth!

SBF May be checking into the crowbar motel, Mr. Beast can't just can't have nice things, and a company corners the market on anti-woke water. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 for 50% off your order Babbel - Go to http://babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription Bakscape - Go to http://bakscape.com/boyscast for 25% off your order Quip - Go to http://getquip.com/boyscast to get 20% off any electric toothbrush, mint & gum di...

Nov 10, 20231 hr 51 minSeason 1Ep. 210

Celebrity Wives Are Out of Control & Actors are Braver than Soldiers

A brave business guru pulls his kids out of school after realizing their teacher is 200 lbs overweight, A girl makes a killing selling her armpit hair but at a costly price, and RIP Matthew Perry, Canadian legend. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Salty Sailor Coffee - Go to http://saltysailorcoffee.com and use promo code BOYSCAST15 for 15% off your order Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter promo code boyscast50 at...

Nov 03, 20231 hr 38 minSeason 1Ep. 209

VICTORIA FIRES THE FAT MODELS & ISRAEL / PALESTINE COSTUMES THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

Shaun King takes credit for hostage returns, article claims prehistoric women were excellent hunters, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson isn't a good scientist SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nextevo - Go to http://nextevo.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 25% off your order Follow SIX TROPHIES on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to SIX TROPHIES early and ad-free right now on Wondery Plus Bakscape - Go to http://bakscape.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 25% off your order FUM...

Oct 27, 20231 hr 41 minSeason 1Ep. 208

Free Will Smith & Hamas Brand Puberty Blockers

The Middle East crisis is driving college kids insane, dude changes his mind about marriage proposal and gets sued for $50k, and protests erupt at Clemson University due to lack of tampons in the men's room. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Talkspace - Go to http://talkspace.com/boyscast for $80 off your first month Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your order Fitbod - go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Lucy - go...

Oct 20, 20231 hr 52 minSeason 1Ep. 207

Making Jokes through WW3

Making fun of pumpkin spice is misogynist, Johnny Somali thrown in Japanese prison for pestering folks, and what role play should you try according to your zodiac sign? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your order Quip - Go to http://getquip.com/boyscast to ge 20% off any electric toothbrush, mint & gum dispenser, or water flosser AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for free 1-year supply of Vitamin D and...

Oct 13, 20231 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 206

LIVE From Skankfest ft. TJ Miller, Kurt Metzger, Justin Silver & Jake Shields

Comedians TJ Miller, Kurt Metzger, Justin Silver and mixed martial artist Jake Shields join the boys LIVE from Skankfest Vegas 2023 to count down the 30 annoying things men need to stop doing in a relationship, and then invite 5 audience members to share their worst relationship stories. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Sheath - Go to sheathunderwear.com and enter promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off your order Salty Sailor Coffee - Go to saltysailorcoffee.com and use promo code BOYSCAST15 at checkout for 15% o...

Oct 10, 20231 hr 29 minSeason 1Ep. 205

Dudes Identify as Non-Binary to Take Over Women's Tech Conference

A Youtube prankster gets shot for going too far, a lady discoveres the female "exhaustion gap" and a plus-sized travel influencer calls for hotel hallways to be widened to accommodate her girth. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Go to babbel.com/boyscast for 55% off your subscription Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Factor - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboys...

Oct 06, 20231 hr 55 minSeason 1Ep. 204

Douglas Murray on Everything Wrong with the West, Crappy Journalists, & Christopher Hitchens

Author Douglas Murray joins the boys to discuss the immigration crisis, bragging about mental illness, and people being locked up for offensive tweets in the UK SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to Factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code boyscast50 to get 50% off your order Liquid IV - Go to liquidiv.com and use promo code boyscast at checkout for 20% off Quip - Go to getquip.com/boyscast to get 20% off any electric toothbrush, mint & gum dispenser, or water flosser SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https...

Sep 29, 20232 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 203
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