#93 - Brian Moses

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I guess everyone's special. Well, everyone's special in their own way. Thank you, Thank you, Bootleg Rogan, thank you. Does he say that? No? You you got that? Look, this is like, you know, the Bootleg keV Show. You got this Bootleg Rogan. Look, you know what I going on a little bit? Yeah, bro ball, you know except for I'm fat, You're thig player. I've been watching Joe Rogan and I'm like, man, this motherfucker makes me feel like just like I ain't doing shit.

This works out fucking eats right, yeah the end? Yeah, you got He's like energy drinks. I think you just celebrated his like fifty fifth birthday or something. Joe Rogan's like three hundred He's like he's as old as money is on Spotify. Like he's like three hundred million. It's a hundred million years old. It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, well you know me, you and you and I met in Austin for the first time on raah Yeah. Yeah.

I went out there with Fred Gibbs, who he brought onto the Rogan Show with you name Draw, and we had an interesting weekend. We did cav we uh yeah, we we. I tell this story about my bad mushroom ship in Texas and you're one of the few people who are actually there for that. Yeah, you were angry.

I was just freaking the fuck out, and then I gave you mushrooms the next night and then you and I was I don't know if you got beat up or you ended up in front of some There was this really annoying white lady who was following us around. Do you remember that lady. Yeah, it was a friend trying to be friends with me, and I just kept looking at her like I'm fucked up, leave me alone, weird ass white woman. You don't like her. I was

not a fan. You weren't a fan of that white woman that way that that was your Black Lives Matter protests and shout out to all the homeless people that were there too when we were on, because we were really just hanging out on six for the most part, and I was like, this is just La, but smaller and like with barbecue, yeah, and hotter and then uglier,

you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, like La is like cousin, Like yeah, you could smash probably right right, and then like you don't have to call her back. That's Austin. Shout out to Austin. Yeah, No, we had a good time out there. How long have you known the Rogan Man, because you've been You've been on to

show multiple times at this point. Yeah, he came to the Back to the store like twenty fourteen, fifteen, I'd say so, I probably met him around then and you had been doing how long have you been doing your staple there? You've been doing? Uh, I've been. Yeah. We started We started in like July twenty thirteen. Jeff Ross got involved around December twenty thirteen kind of thing, and then we just kind of rode that bitch out until we sold it in twenty sixteen. So when you sold it,

it's obviously ended up on TV. Give everyone like a a background on well Kevin Well, Yeah, yeah. For people who don't know, you're obviously a great comedian and roast battle was kind of like your baby, right, So yeah, you still do it to this day on Tuesdays at the Comedy Store. She was like my side project and then she became like my main bitch. Uh yeah, so we still do it every Tuesday. We live streaming. If you're into you know, watching shit at home and being lazy,

it's on Mint Comedy. So they partnered with Verizon Media. So shit looks ill, you know, it looks like a Netflix special, but we're just in the Comedy Store being stupid. Uh. But yeah, we started as like like a you know, for as like a comedy fight club kind of a thing. Guys who didn't like each other, Guys who just wanted to like talk shit about each other in front of a room of their peers. That's kind of what it was. Because it wasn't open mic. That was running with my homegirl.

And then she took off and then we brought it back, and then we brought it back. It was just like a lot of that that toxic mail energy they talk about. Yeah, I love that, you know what I mean. So then, uh, it was just became like a skate park and then uh, these two casts were talking shit. I wanted to work there, and then another one who was just like kind of like, you know, a new guy on the scene, and then

a Kenny Lyon Josh Martin. I'll say your names, but uh yeah, we wanted to those cast the slab box. Oh yeah, but they just installed cameras in the comedy store. So I was like, we can't have you know, we can't be like a bump fights crazy. So we told them to talk some about each other like a bunch of people. They're like, yeah, you just talk shit about each other and well, yeah, your name, you know, like

like a Roman colosseum. And that was it. And then every Tuesday since niggas just want to talk shit to each other from everybody, Yeah, no, I would and checked it out and it was it was like zero fucks given shit talking. It was amazing. Yeah, it's it is the the Church of free speech as uh, if we're gonna name drop, John Mayer says, it's like a temple

of a free Yeah. There. So like every week you have like there's like judges, right, so it's like the judges changed from week to week, right, so special guest judges. It's cool. It's got like that real speakeasy thing of like have you heard about this thing? That's kind of how it started. And then jeffould bring his famous friends, right, and then you know, people would get acquainted with the show and they'd be like, I'm just gonna come, and people just like came. Bro, you had a Jim Carrey

thing there. You had Brett Radner, who you know directed all the Rush hours. Yeah, that cat. You have the Wolf of Wall Street come through, want the actual one. Jordan Balfert, he actually came. Watched his podcast sometimes. Yeah, he came through. Uh, one of the ANDREATI kids, I mean Chappelle Hotel, I mean yeah, for sure. No, it's definitely like a staple out here. And then like I think it's it's like a fresh like you know, coming

from being a hip hop fan. It's almost like it's some like freestyle battle type ship, but just on stage. Like obviously we watched the Famous People roast on Comedy Central, which is different. This is like two killers on stage, no holds barred till them KIV just fucking going crazy. There was a guy in a wheelchair yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, was battling him. Did not hold back. She said he

looked like a fucking pterodactyl. Yeah, dog, because when you have consent, you should be going hard, you know what I mean? Like all right, now we in here, you know what I mean, Like we all got consented. That's bad. It's a nice it's a nice uh mantra to live by fellas. You know what I'm saying. But when you have consent, you go hard. Okay, listen, listen. I don't have no no Mike Tyson ship. Yeah, you know, like on some like Bill Cosby, shit, you know you gotta

go softer, we think. Listen, let's start. Bill Cosby's out of jail, My nigga's out and I saw that, like he's thinking about touring. Yeah, but he's got to wait for R. Kelly so they can do the best the worst world tour. And that'd be crazy, that would bro, that would go up. I'm not gonna lie. I always say this. I love R. Kelly's music. I appreciate him

as an artist. Yeah. I never was like a huge like I think I grew up like a little bit past the Cosby Show, so that wasn't like I was like right before like my childhood, So I really never really cared about Bill Cosby. That's kind of like Kelly's the Goat. Yeah, that's kind of like me and OJ, Like, I wasn't a fan before, Like I heard about the murders and I was just like it is so I know, yeah, I know he killed this white woman then their boyfriend. Yeah,

all you yards, Okay, that's cool. Yeah. I wasn't watching fucking usc Yards that season. It's crazy. No, But you think do you think Bill Cosby could like do a successful stand up tour? Yeah, like the chip Lin Circuit, bring that shit back, you know what I mean? Like people would like, I think people would pay to see him, But do you think promoters would book him or do you think they are afraid of the outrage? Black people are so forgiven they support that dude. I mean, like, listen,

he's a monster. I don't know what's gonna happen, but you know, monsters have fans too. I bet if Jeffrey Dahmer was out there or Tim Bunny were out there, then niggas would have fucking fans too. Yeah. I think

it's crazy Charles Manson fans. Well, you'll see people on Instagram that might act like what happened with Cosby getting out of jail means that like he was redeemed and I'm like, no, it was a it was a technicality, like he he was Raven bits right, Yes he was keV but like depending on whose Instagram feed you follow, because you know there's like people who like swear like you know, he not it's innocent. These girls are lying. I'm like, bro, like he got out of jail, not

because he was innocent. He got out of jail a technicality. Yeah, that's crazy. That's like, yeah, that's that's like your killer. Yeah if I kill my sister and they got out. If R Kelly gets out, though, that'd be that'll be uh. I would? I would. I might go pay to see R Kelly live. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, who's gonna produce that album? I don't know, man. Yeah, but if Phill Cosmon, r Kelly did somebody other bro, that ship would be crazy. I could see steviej producing the new

R DVJ. Quincy Jones will come my retirement, you know what I mean, at all the greats. It'd be crazy. No, it's crazy. So you know, with with I feel like we were just talking off the camera bit like comedy to me, feels like, at least in the stand up realm and podcasting and ship, it feels like the only form of entertainment that we have nowadays in which like you can be pretty much as uncut as possible without

worrying about hurt and feelings not circumcised. Hell yeah, because like you know, when I was, I was, you know, me and my one of my one of my good friends were just having a discussion about like funny movies and I can't remember the last comedy that came out that was like fucking great. Like it's been so long since we've had a comedy that like, and I'm not saying there hasn't been funny movie Maids, I mean that was that was one of the Girls Trip. Girls Trip

was good. Yeah, but as far I mean, I mean maybe that's it. I mean, like yeah, I mean it's few and far between, like so it's the last decade. Yeah, just if you think about it, like they're like when we're growing up, like the biggest movies were always the funny movies, like Friday, even like twelve years ago, the Hangover, right, that was another one. Yeah, all the Will Farrell movies, right, right, right, it's like, what do we have now? Yeah, you don't

really have that guy right now. But I mean it's it takes a minute, you know. It's kind of like US Soccer. Michael Sarah's No, he's not funny. I don't care. They keep putting Michael Sarah in fucking movies like I'm supposed to lie. I mean, by the way, I love some Michael Sarah movies. Yeah, but but like you know, he became like a you like super Bad, you like the rest of the development. Super Bad was good, so was the other one where he fights all his exes

Scott Pilgrim. Yeah, but I just mean, like, who's that guy right now? And I don't even seen Michael Sarah in years, by the way, I mean, like, but who's the funny guy in movies right now? It's lil real Kevin Hart. I mean, you know Kevin Hart. I'm not crazy about his movies. I like his older stand ups. It's a lot of excess. He's can I understand what he's doing on the movie tip because Kevin Hart's movies are like they're like like my kids can enjoy him? Yes, Evergreen,

you always go to see Kevin Hart. Yeah, he's like he's like a black Steve, Steve Guttenberg. I don't even know Steve Guttenberg. Yes, Police Academy movies, see Before My Time, Before Your Time. The Police Academy was born in eighty seven, So when wasps Academy was popping in the eighties. Yeah, like when crack was hot, Steve Gutenberg was hot. That's that makes sense. Yeah, everything goes back. I just remember

as a child the Police Academy. I had the toys and there is the guy who made the noises with his mouth, Michael Winslow, but he still goes hard and low keys like was like the first Rozelle. I think that might have been the same time. Actually, Nah, Rozelle was like when whenever the roots were popped. I remember

Rozelle was that motherfucker. Though. Yeah, about Rosselle's album as a kid used at the warehouse, it wasn't very good and he starting like the eighties though, Rosselle, I don't know, Okay, shout out to Rozelle, but no, I was just saying, like I just I just feel like, you know, obviously, there's almost like a renaissance of like how big stand up and comedians are with how podcasting is going and kind of like where comedians fill the gap of what's

missing in mainstream entertainment these days. Do you feel like it's like a great time to be a comedian. This is the best time ever. I'm excited. I hate to I hate to say. This was like, yeah, when you have oppression and like all this weird shit going on, like it can only create great art, right, it can only inspire you to be like, yo, shit is crazy.

Let's talk about it before we're all dead, you know what I mean, before another asteroid hits this bitch, right, or before the aliens under the sea, if icking be like, ah, we got it, you know what I mean. So this is the best time there's There was Black back Lives Matter year last year. Before that, you had you know, everybody mat at Trump with me too, and then dak Go with the loot immigrants. Right then you got this pandemic that washed everything, and now we're back to the

same shit. Really, like everybody leaned on that Black Lives Matter and all that other other bullshit, right, it's not really bullshit. It gets in this social conscience. But nigga be outside now and like the shit didn't change, right, you know what I mean, especially in comedy, it was like they leaned heavy on it just to virtue signal it. And now it's like we're back outside and it's like they're just yelling at each other now, you know, and

like nobody can spit. Nobody's spitting like Dick Gregory or even you know, Patris O'Neil, or even like Chappelle today or Rock It's like we're still leaning on Chappelle to be like, give us the truth, give us the truth. And it's like, why is everybody else giving us the truth? You know what I mean? And I'm not gonna name names, got to work with these casts, but I like that Damon Wayne's who's the Who's one of the greatest of all time. It's like, yeah, I'll do a verses against

Dave Chappelle. Like that's the kind of energy you want. You want dudes who are like I can spit, and I'm gonna show you I can spit like I ain't dead yet. Motherfuckers as Richard Pryor say right or even Bernie Mac. It's like it's not the same anmore. Nobody's afraid to get in trouble, Like that's what makes the art great. It's like if you're not afraid to say something because we are, you know, the village idiot, right, but we are the kind of the voice of reason

too because we're bringing it down. So you can be like, oh that's true. We should be better than that, you know what I mean? Yeah? No, I love when I obviously growing up Damon Ways is like Major Pain was one of my favorite movies ever, and I was so glad to see it like back on Netflix and like in the top ten. I was like, oh my god, that means kids are watching Major Pain. Oh yeah, welcome back. Yeah, Taliban back all that shit. My god, it's great. But no,

he said Taliban. Everything's coming back the Taliban. Hey man, Right before that twentieth the season what merch Drop? Season twenty Afghanny war merch Drop. The addition, you were saying, who are the comedians though, because it's easier to name names when you're giving him prop So who are the comedians? Now that you kind of look at you and you're like, Okay, you're a dope, You're you know the next people coming up? Right now? Man, Beth Stelling can spit Jamar Neighbors can

fucking spit Andrew Santino Spitz. Uh, I mean there's a lot of precious haul spits. I mean, if we're talking about like the next ring was Teddy Ray Spitz. I just saw, Yeah, I saw Andrew and Phoenix and uh he had he did a bit about the F word, and I was I was like, yes, yeah, yeah, those are the kind of casts that like Morgan Murphy Spitz.

I mean like there's there's people out there who are like who are getting after it, but you know, people are afraid to like say the wrong thing, And those are the people I just named are the most fearless people probably doing it right now. And I'm sorry if I didn't name anybody I love out there doing it. That's why I mean all my like, you know, I love I love Tim Dillon. So I don't agree with

that's another one. Yes, exactly. He's not a friend. Yes, and then when he gets in trouble, he just leans into it like yeah, like you're really gonna shoot me, you know what I mean, It's like he's yeah, nah.

I think I just think that, like it's been dope to see kind of just the evolution of where comedy's gone, and how like every median that's dope is having a moment with podcasting, Like Bill Burr's podcast is fucking amazing, and it's just like a whole nother way to consume, like what's missing because you can't go to the theater. And like obviously there's some shows like I Love Dave on f X. There's like some funny shows still. I just subscribe to Beads. He plused to check out look

at You for the culture. That lady is so funny. Miss Patt is so funny. She's Miss Pat. Yeah. Miss Pat's a monster. She's hilarious. Yeah, and she don't care about nobody. Yeah, well we don't give a fuck about nobody. Plus and I just hit play on that ship. Me and my wife are dying. Yeah, she's the truth. Yeah, she was just she was just on Rogan. Yeah that's where I saw her before, on Rogan a couple like maybe a year or two ago. And but I was like, uh,

I didn't know she had a sitcom. So I was shored. And I think first season of Roastbelt on Comedy Central, she was on our Things. Yeah, they're like, you guys got to see this woman and yeah, we got to Chicago just to go just to go be around her and she I mean, man, you talk about what a give a fuck? And she battle Ralphie may too before Mike Lawrence did. Wow Yeah that season one, she's yeah,

she's a beach shouts to Ralphie. Ma r P R r P. Man, how are you kind of like for your brand and where you're at, Like, like, like the pandemic happened obviously kind of switched up everyone's take. Like I think Andrew Schuls kind of showed people like a way of like doing comedy a whole different way and still kind of keeping your integrity. Bro. Yeah, he's he's

the Moses right now. That ship he's leading us. It's like, all right, that's how you that's how you get down, and it's and it's not corny, you know what I mean. That's what I'm saying, integrity because yeah, it's not my space dang cookshit right, you know what I mean. It's not it's not Yeah, it's not Jonas Brother's my space ship. It's like it's not like it's like, oh, that's how you do it. I'm with that. It's like mixtape ship it's like he's passing on mixtapes out of his trunk.

But on the internet, you know, it's like it's hip hop, it's punk rock. I'm like, you get down with shots because of that, and he's not afraid to say shit, it's facts. But like, for you personally, how have you kind of like, uh, has it has like like the last year and some change. Has it kind of made you look at things differently or pivot in a certain way? Nigga? Yes, because all this has done is it's separated fake. You know, it separates the U, the fake, from the from the

real ones. Like you really get to see who your real ones are, you know what I mean? Like I'm assuming everyone circle got smaller because obviously because of COVID, but then you like you really got to see everybody's character, you know, like especially when you came back outside, it was like, oh, you niggas didn't really give a fuck. You were just saying it for the cloud. So especially with the Black Lives Matter shit, Negro, there's literally a

George Floyd moment happening right now with this vaccine. How easy is it to be at home where you can't leave your house and post a black square. Yeah. That was like what else are you gonna do? Yeah, it's like you can't do shit about it. No, I don't know, Like, of course you're gonna post a black square because otherwise you're an asshole. But what happens when things are actually open and you know you got Yeah, I don't know, man, it's just yeah, like yeah, with the vaccine, We're talk

about that shit line too. It's like it's seventy two percent of the black people they said, like a couple of weeks go on the CDC weren't getting vaccinated. And all I kept hearing was just you know, white comics on Twitter just yellow people to shut the fuck up and get the vaccine, and like the yanked outrageous just sometimes like I saw a dude who had posted is like we need to hog tap people ain't vaccinated, take them down to jail and bring out the non violent offender.

I'm like, what, like what we were we talking about? You know, what were we talking about? So it's like at this point, like this is this is a George Floyd moment, Like I was just saying a second ago, where like the medical community has kneeled on the next of black people for fucking centuries, and now everybody must be like, hey, can you throw that shit aside so we can get back to lie now you want to trust us? Thank you. It's just like what about Black

lives matter? What about you know, like my issues, Like I don't trust these motherfuckers, you know, like I have PTSD with this shit, and you guys are like, yeah, but we can't get back to work and like do like what we used to do, which just like dominate the country, So could you Yeah. I was talking to Glasses Balloon and he was kind of saying the same thing.

Like he's like, I think everyone should get vaccinated. He's like, but the reason why my community is not rushing to get vaccin because the medical industry is fucked this over for ever. So now we're just supposed to just trust what they want to put in our body. I mean, that's what I'm saying. It's like for it. By the way, they're just like, oh, you're dying three times more. We're like, well, Nigga's been dying, bro, Like where the money at? Like

that's it. And if we're going to talk about you know, California in general, you know, latinos aren'tett vaccinated either, like Glasses is talking about, because like listen, a lot of people that live in those homes, like you know, they may have an illegal family member, right, the last thing he wants to do is go put his name in a system. Next thing, like you know, six months later, Ice is knocking on your door, Like there goes your home depot, there goes your produce, there goes your fucking

six same leafblower in the morning. It's just like, bro, what are we talking about here, getting these digital mandating digital vax cards for communities that don't trust the medical community, Like, what are we talking about? Yeah, I think I'm vaccinated.

Every should have backs I' vaccinated too, you know, but not I think that everyone when you start mandating certain shit, and like obviously there's always been a certain level of if you have a kid and they go to school, they have to have a certain amount of shots or whatever to go to go to school, right, whether it's their flu shot or their chicken pox, whatever the fuck is.

But I think that like it's not FDA approved. That's why some of my wife last night, bro, and my wife was She's like, I don't give a fuck, and I'm like, she's like, you know, the FDA has fucked over so many people with the food they approve, but at the same time, like, yeah, it's not FDA approved, So how can you force people to get something that's not even approved by the FDA? Right? But I mean not to say the FDA, but like they've done this before.

I mean, like, I mean, this history has shown that that that's not what scares me about it, Like because obviously the FDA, like you just said, like how do you trust them? Anyway? I'm just saying like they've done this for with emergency submissions. What I'm saying is, uh, I mean, COVID is in this like sophomore junior season, you know what I mean. Like COVID had like a like a Yannish year, you know what I mean. But it's like, you know, it ain't like it ain't A's.

It ain't you know, it ain't the flu. The flu's Bill Russell, and I guess A's is like it's like Theron because it STI puts up numbers and it's like forty years old. That's so crazy. Nigga. A million A year's is like Lebron. Yeah, you're like with AIDS, though, it's like a lot easier now to live. Oh bro, yeah yeah, I think everybody knows, like somebody with HIV, you know, like they're still like they just got a crack. Yeah out here fucking still so doing this shit. I mean,

Magic Johnson, the Facts, he's the guy. He's the guy, he's the goat. Yeah no, so you got vaccined? Yeah did you get vaccine? Because it's just like I'm just I yes, I wanted to work in the industries though, I had to do it because the sagas you know, SAG is requiring it. The WJA is requiring it. Right if you go inside you're a performer, they're requiring it, and there's no wiggle room because they don't listen. Restaurants, bars, nightclubs,

all this ship. They were close like eighteen months. They're like, we're gonna comply with whatever they want because we're gonna lose their fucking business. Yeah, Like, I don't give a fuck if like you can't come on a building. So now it feels like if you're a performer, it feels like you're like back in I don't know, the forties performing like hey, look at all these white people because niggas ain't gettingvaccinated, you know what I mean, Latinos ain't

get vacinated. And you're like, eh, did you see the Arkansas drug dealer commercial for the rod Did I see that? Like what, I'd be out of your hustle, so I had to get back. I'd be out of your selling thing. Yeah, you know, I can't risk contracting COVID nineteen. I said, oh my god, as he puts fitting on, I was an actor. Otherwise he's a great actor. Get him out of Arkansas, moves from California, give him a job. I'm not restricting it from being a great actor. He actually

might be one because he killed it. Yeah this shit, yeah no, see him on Power next season. Between that and the vast thing up Juvenile Remixed, I was like, Yo, who the fuck? This is like pandering at its worst. Yeah, Like, are they supposed to think black people are going to see juvenile sing? Vax that ass up and one to get a fucking jab. If you ain't vote for Biden, you ain't black. So you know that's where the marketing dollars are going. Please get vaccinated. Well, your drug dealers

are getting vaccinated, your favorite rappers are getting vaccinated? Please, Who's I want to know whose favorite rappers juvenile in twenty twenty one? Like I want to Taliban Nigga. They back that Afghanistan shit is crazy, It really is. It's gonna go crazy. It's gonna go crazy. It's gonna go all of them. And it's crazy because I see like both sides of the of the argument where it's like, yo, there was this is an unwinnable no matter when we pulled out, this was going to happen, all right, So

like yeah, but always can get this bitch pregnant. But my thing is, we went there, so I feel like we owe as much as I when you know, Joe Biden said yesterday that how are we supposed to say they're on a fight to fight that they're not even willing to fight because the army is obviously pussy because they just was like we out, President left, but it was just a job for them mercenaries. We also went

there and fucked up their whole ship. But we spent like they like in twenty years, they're like build infrastructure. Tons of people have died, and I think like, at least to the people there, like we should. I feel like you know, we owe them something at least, like we you know, and I know it might cost taxpayers money, but I'm like, bro, we kind of like came through and fucked up there. I'm not saying we fucked up their whole country, but we've been there for twenty years.

So there's nineteen year old females that are don't know nothing, no other life, but all right, an fast demo democracy. So it's like and we're just gonna just be like, all right, y'all figure this shit out. Well, this is this. It's the same difference of like if we would have fought the cartels, you know, down in Mexico forever, down in like you know, South America forever, It's like it

would have been the same thing. They were gonna wait it out and then like cause like this ain't going nowhere, player, you know what I mean. Like this Pobby feels out here. There's drug money out here, you know what I mean. Like, and these guys are more about these guys are little more religious and spiritual, but it's not other thing that's up doing that shit. But yeah, they had time to wait and they were like, nah, we are going to be here forever, and you're gonna spend that money and

we're still gonna be here. They were ants and that, and and then we just like bounced and left all of our weapons and shit, so they got all our guns. No, it's crazy. Whinn't get nursecurity possible. But I just feel bad for all those people because I'm like, man, like

they had they had to have like you would. You would like to think that they could have set up some sort of way to get out of there where they they you know, maybe it was gradually slower and it you know, there was like a way to apply to come to America if you live there. I don't know. It's like a new numb right, like a new name, a new Vietnam. It's like that's what they're saying. They compared it to Saigon. Damn. Yeah, I saw the pictures there.

That way quicker happened, way quicker than Saigon. Yeah. No, it was like what that uh Baltimore Colt's thing when they went to Indianapolis, that is shit in the middle of the night and just bounced, just dip like all right, we are man, y'all are fucked. Yeah, that video is crazy though, The video of the they're playing that shit is crazy, but that situation is crazy. This thing is crazy.

No I saw. I saw today the Taliman put out some letter to like all the local political officials saying that they need lists of all females that are widowed under forty five or females that are over the age of fifteen to be married to Taliban fighters. Like what the fuck? Yeah, man, imagine you're seventeen years old and you only know this americanized version of Afghanistan and then all of a sudden you got to go marry some fucking well, now your lifestyle is gonna be death to

all infidel's, death to America. So crazy. I don't know how many people are in Afghanistan, but like, if that's your government right now, that's what the kids is going to be taught for generations and centuries. And we're gonn to deal with that forever because there is a lot of anti America propaganda in that area, as there should be.

So you know, that's like if you know, you go in to like somebody's house and just beat the shit up all the time, You're like, all right, we out man, You're like, all right, all right, I'm gonna get all my niggas, you know what I mean, So and for centuries. So yeah, this is not gonna work out. It was never gonna work out. Yeah, it's wild, man, it's unfortunate, but you know, it is what it is. Uh sho,

you know, listen, this is what I'll say. I obviously voted for Joe Biden despite them being a flaming piece of dog shit. He's not as I still stand by the fact that I would rather have Joe Biden as my president of Donald Try. Yeah, but that doesn't mean Joe Biden is I'm just saying. I mean, like this whole Alcava league, it's like we had isis you know last what last decade and ship like we're still banging isis records like we go back to the we had to go back to back that ass up with the

Taliban and they back. Now it's just like all right, man, Like Taliban's having like the nas Kings disease moment. Yeah, they really are coming back and winning a Grammy lots in the versus oh you know what I mean, So like, yeah, Taliban's bag did you watch that? Who didn't watch that? keV? I don't know some people. I was young gorgeous that ever. Man, are you kidding me? I've rewatched it like three times.

I rewatched. I rewatched it last night. Ship. I just fucking some work on my laptop and I had that Ship playing and I'm just like, fucking Kiss, it's so far. Yeah. I felt really I didn't feel bad for Dipset. I feel bad for everyone who just kind of like thought that they were going to just win. And and like, on surface, it would be easy to say dips that will win, but like they weren't as good as performers. And then like and they don't like each other. They're

not hanging out anymore. No, they're not. Like the Locks are still with each other, like you know what I'm saying, Like they've been putting out Epease eight. So yeah. And then what Kiss was saying was some real shit, We're in New York. Stop rhyming over your records. They like kid clue right yeah yeah, man, Kiss is like like the Kiss write all of hip hop. I mean, like,

what is that that's the go bro geez? Yeah No, I thought that was the battle was the best verses in my opinion, it was either that one or the Gucci Jeezy one because I actually thought someone might come out of that not breathing. But the lot for me, the Locks and dipset was it was just like it to me. It brought people back to why I love

hip hop, and I feel like that's gone. I mean, obviously we're friends with you know, the Griselda guys are doing their thing, but on a grand scale, an extremely mainstream scale, like why we all love hip hop growing up in the nineties was on display in full force. Yeah. Yeah. It was the the Anti Hate the Baby concert, you know what I mean, Like, nah, we love that ship. Yeah, bring it in here, and it was like celebrated and it was dope. You know, it's like this is a

cultural thing. Shout out to the baby, shout out to the baby. Shoot, yeah that was a while though. I know he's watching them something, ma, did you did you when you saw what the thing happened with the baby and you kept doubling down and tripling down, like man, unnecessarynecessary, it's unnecessary. It's like you're going out of your way to be like right, right, right, just like all right sorry, and then like you know, move on, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like el smart you

know whatever you think the bad guy is. You know, yeah, it's not like he's like a like Boosy, right, Boozy can say whatever the fuck he wants and it literally doesn't matter. Boozie's not a pop star. He's a cultural icon and in certain parts of the country he's like forever good. Right. The Baby's like at the moment, well, at that moment had more Spotify listeners than Drake. Damn, you put up Drake numbers on Spotify. He had more monthly listeners than any male rapper at the time. Damn.

So you're like in a different stratosphere. There's different bags being Damn. It's like almost Chris Brown did or something, you know what I mean. I mean, he didn't beat the shitt No, I'm not saying I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like that heard Chris's streams, didn't it. I mean, I don't know, shout out to Chris Brown. I would say, we were talking about this, like, man, if Chris Brown could come back from beating the shit out of Rihanna, then the baby gotta be able to

come back. But then again, Chris Brown didn't fuck up Rihanna. In twenty twenty one word if Chris Brown, if that happened in twenty twenty one, Chris Brown would forever be exiled. True facts. Yeah, you can't do that in twenty twenty one. It happened in O nine and then he went on Allen or was it no Larry King? He went on Larry King. He had his you know, and then but

that ain't happening for you if you a man. That's what with Tory Lanez, depending on what happens with the with the with the Megan story, if he really shot her in the feats man, it's gonna be tough. I mean, you shouldn't shooting nobody. But I'm saying, but like shooting a black woman, I mean, who's the superstar? And then putting an album out. He put an album out, Yeah, the day that Breonna Taylor Verda came in, he put in an album out that same day where the whole

album was about that incident. I'm like, bro, you got to read the room sometimes with the baby, It's like, bro, sometimes you just got to read the room right right right, like yeah, you like you can't just chill. You can't just chill. I mean, like arta war that shit you know what I mean, like, look at you, whoever you think the enemy is, whether it's good or bad, or right or wrong, just like you just gotta study you

just gotta study him, are you? Because you know, obviously with cancel culture being like such a big deal in today's world, yeah, on the comedians, the culture is the homie by the way, so shout of the cancel culture. Man, it's wild out, it's crazy because there's certain there's certain ship I don't like, yeah, get them the fuck out

of here. But then there's other ship where you'll see and you'll be like, guys, really right, I mean like obviously, yeah, the people who are getting canceled should be for the most part, for the most part, ye, Like of course, like the what's his name? The fucking fat fuck who looks like uh Jeff Garland, Uh, the movie guy. What the fucking the guy who started the met too movement? Yeah,

you get him the fuck out of here? Yeah yeah, yeah right, But I mean, you know, then there's like Matt Damon volunteers information in an interview that he barely just stops saying the F word. Bad move on his part. Why would you say that? Like, why would you just throw but at the same time necessary necessary, necessary, at the same time, obviously he's not a hateful guy who's homophobic. And there's like there was like a whole Twitter storm about like getting mad damon the fuck out of here,

because he barely just stopped saying that word. And I'm like, guys, like, come on, man, Yeah, but Twitter's like, you know, those agents in the matrix, like they're not your front and it's a very like weird underbelly of the population who's like on Twitter all day waiting to be angry. Yeah, and in at the middle of the country. You know what I mean. Yeah, it ain't Android users. I got both, man,

you know I got ball your two phones. Okay, I can't let go the Android man, something about the Android trap phone. I mean it's beat the ship though. I still got my I got my iPhone, but I can't let go there. I can't let go the android man. I love keV Bro like Kev's gonna get You've been at the party and you're like, oh, yeah, I got from Phoenix. I get it. Thanks. I'm taking that as a non compliment. No, that's a compliment. That's a backhandle one.

But it's a COMPLI. Yeah, we're out here on the roast battle guy anyway, Noah, But yeah, I just think like we're just in a weird place in the society, man, where you know, like you said, like we're talking off the air about Andrew Scholz and like he's like like or just people in general who have a fan base that decides whether or not Joe Rogan, right, Joe Rogan. They try to cancel Joe Rogan once a month. It

feels like, yeah, he's got influence, but you can't. But you can't cancel somebody that that that isn't officially and he's officially tied to Spotify for the record, but you know who really isn't like really officially tied to like a big corporation where it's like, hey, you're now we're taking like Nick Cannon, right, they took wild'n Out Off right away, right, And Nick Cannon is a brilliant guy,

bro underrated. I mean, people don't give Nick Cannon enough credit for knowing talent, presenting talent and getting talent so much. So many opportunities, like you know, he went He's gone through a couple of things, a couple of incredences, right, like having Kevin Hartz back about the LGBTQ thing and then the anti Semitism of it all. But man, I mean Nick listen, Nick just he just he he wants to be in the culture so bad and helped the

culture so bad. So it's like when he was like, you know, signing with the the DeShawn Jackson's of the world and Stephen you know, the Stephen Jacksons of the world, the Jackson's. You know, he got in trouble. But then it was like he took it upon himself to learn right, Like he didn't the baby, he didn't. He doubled down for a second. And then you know it's just like yo, bro, like you might be in the wrong. He's like, all right, I'm hurting this many people. I got many to talk

to somebody. Yeah, he took that. He took some therapy tools and like it really got after it. So and then again like he's he's put so many people on you wouldn't even think about. So, No, Nick Cannon is a goat and my first writing job, you know what I mean, So like shout out Nick can I think Nick Cannon not only on the on the comedy side, but on the artist side, like like he found kay Lannie, I didn't know that he found her. Okay, her was signeding Nick Cannon first. She was good for Haylani was

signing Nick Cannon first. Right, Nick Cannon is very inspires me because he has He's so good at so many things and like it. You know, when I when I think, like, damn, I plate is so full, I got so much shit going onok At a guy like Nick Cannon, I'm like, man, what is his life? Like this motherfucker just had like eleven children and he's hosting a goddamn mass singer. He's doing a radio show every day, He's fucking starting his own fucking daily tea. I'm like, man, motherfucker's like that

man really just like he fires me. He's he's the underground, like you know, Russell Simmons like he's but he's like above ground, which is crazy because he's very commercially viable, but at the same time like some somehow underappreciated exactly. Yeah, I'm like, I appreciate him. Thanks Nick. Shout out. So he gave you your first writing job. Yeah, run a while now to like season eight or something. Like that. So that was like my first you know, like like

writing job for TV. Yeah, Nick, Wilding Out is like another show that I at least in the at least in my opinion, and you're more in the community than I am, but in the in the comedy community, feels like it doesn't get enough love. Yeah, I mean, listen, man, it's competitive down here. And know it's like rap. You know, like if anybody smells, you know, corniness in the water,

they're gonna attack it. It's like a pure like you said, it's kind of like I mean, there's a bit of the roast battle elements to it, but it's it's it's

like a comedy show. Like that was dope. Yeah, I think it's great, especially like you know when when you're in there, you're like, oh, these are like the Harlem Globetrotters of comedy, Like these are the best, and like they don't you have that you go through a test and then you know, like I've been on like you know, I've been in the foot, you know, like change Turtles ship, Like I've seen I've seen some ship in there. Bro. They they go hard with the comedy ship. It's like

it's some Navy Seal ship. Who's some of your favorite people who've come out of that show? Carlos Miller, Chico being DC, Young Fly. I mean, just to name those three off top, because they're the illest, uh DCEs and Merrow we're on that season. I rode on. What's the white Girl's name? Justina Valentine's fucking great. Corey Sharon can spit, he's been on there. Uh, Jaco Williams is funny, Kevin Hart's funny. Uh got Corey Holcome's funny, you know what

I mean? Ka Kat Williams is funny, Pete Davidson, Mikey Day, Terren Kill. So when you do riding for a show, like because you've written for other shows, right, what is like? You know? Because for people who don't know, uh surprise, most of these all these late night shows have writers got too. Yeah, they have. So when you're writing for like, let's say you're writing for a while'n out, are you helping write some of the punchlines? Are you? Like? What

are you? What are you bringing to the No, you're bringing ammo? Like they may never use anything you're gonna write, right, but you're just bring an Ammo you're just bringing like all right, cool, we got guns, we got weapons, but they can need an ammo, you know what I mean. So you're just filling up your ammo like they would they get inspired or they may use your jokes. Right. So the way I get down is like I go as hard as possible, so you can tell me to

scale back. I'm never gonna be like, well, I hope the network likes this. I want to know what. I want to get in the network's face and be like this is what we're saying. They're like, okay, cool, don't say that, you know, maybe try something else here, because we don't know if we can get this across to the sponsors and the people who pay our bills, right, Like that's their fight. We don't want to get fired. That's everybody in Hollywood, by the way, everybody. That's why

things don't get made. You wonder why things will get made when you write shit or you're trying like they bought this and you're like eight years later, you're like, you know, I sold the script. Right. It's because like every he's trying to like dumb your shit down enough to it. They don't get fired, like, you know, because we sell ship to China now, so it's like especially you know films and TV shows, it's like we don't want to get you know, we don't want to lose

that money. This is capitalism, baby. You got to throw on that. Yeah, Instagram, drop that apology and Mandarin Chinese. Put some of that water in there, take some the salts out, you know what I mean, takes some of sugar out. Do you think that that's a big reason too? Why like movies have sucked or not been like crazy because throw everybody's afraid to lose their joe. It's way everything's been done to death because they know it works.

Why don't like, I mean, has this I mean behind the scenes, has this ever been something talked about where like a lot of these like comedians who have big I'm ready to talk about it. I'm together put a movie out, yeah, where it's starring like a bunch of dope comedians who have followings. Now you've seen Harlem Knights. Nice that was like a prior and uh oh yeah, I think you said that old school ship like life,

you know what I mean? That was another one. It's like, yeah, cash to put each other on, like people could all just pull together and independently produce an amazing movie. Yeah, and like it'll do well because everyone has followings. I got the hook up, right, master P did that ship? That was a great movie. You know, like we should be doing that shite. We should be selling the bootleg style bootleg Kep. Yeah, No, I always wonder because that's

what I like about the dudes who do work aholics. Right, they just made their own movie and they put it on Netflix. What was that movie called cook where they're like fucking they're working at the hotel and like people try to take the hotel over. I was like, damn, why don't like motherfucking like, you know, it's five or six of the biggest comedians come together and run run fucking Bill, Bill Burr, Rogan, you know, showals, the guys from eighty five South, like yo put it like together.

Yeah yeah Rogan, you don't even got to be be in it. Just pay for it that Spotify pay for it? Yeah, Spotify. Yeah, I mean I don't know. You know, people got to act too. You know, everybody can't act. People can be fearless, but they young. Doesn't mean that everybody can act. Yeah that's fair. Yeah, and you know, like, you know, some people can't read, so that's fair. I just had to argument with my girl about bad actors because she thinks Paul Walker was a good actor. Rest in peace. Shout

out Paul Walker. Bro. I'll tell you a story about Paul Walker after you telling me about your wife. I know, she was just like telling me how like he's like one of her favorite actors. I'm like, no, you just like the way he looks like he can't act. Yeah, I'm not to say he can't act, but he wasn't like a great actor. I love Paul Walker. No, I love. I mean I have a bias, so I mean I wrong. You ever watch the movie Running Scared? Yeah? I did, because Paul Walker was in his best movie. That shit

is so dark and twisted and crazy. But that being said, I mean he's you know, him and Vin Diesel are like, you know, they're trading on, like who's the worst actor on Paul Walker? God bless him, rest in peace. I just didn't think he was like I liked his movies, but the movie's a good actor. Tarrus is worse than Paul Walker and Fast and Furious too. You're right, Tyree's a bad actor. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't say, I

mean in that movie. In these movies, he is. But it seems like everybody gets in those movies movies and they become bad actors. It's weird, even like directors who were great, like John Singleton and who was the other guy, I think John Woo or something like that, Angley. One of them did one of those Fast and Furious is. I know John Singleton did the second one. You're like, oh, this is just not this is not the part to them. What's your personal bias with Paul Walker? No? I love him.

So I remember I come from like the sticks. I come from, like not like the suburbs or the hood. I come from like nasty parts of like Califia, like the high desert of California. Oh high desert. Yeah, so like where though like past Riverside, passed Barstone. I mean like I mean I've drive ridgecrest Ridgecrest Drive, I drive through all that shit to go to Phoenix. Oh that's that's the that's the low shit people go through. I'm like, if you're going towards like mammoth mountain type shit, so

what's the is the high desert Like Mohave Desert. Yeah, is that like on the way to Vegas, like through Lancaster and ship Yeah it's no, it's even like one hundred mile. Yeah, it's even like fifty to sixty miles from Mail Lancaster and yeah, yeah that's where Palmdell George Paul George. Yeah, that like when I was driving, Like there's certain parts like when you drive to Vegas the

back way. Oh yeah, you'd be like this is some hills have eyes ship dog that's where I'm from, lives in Apple Valley and that ship is wild and yeah, well yeah, yeah, I'm in even worse I ain't in the So you're from a very interesting part we played. We played, Oh that's where you know Lukeith Stanfield. He's from like a sparia in that area, Apple Valley. So like for high school, we would play those cats like that's but we'd be like a forty five an hour

ride just going through the desert. It's gross. Yeah, but uh this uh, this chick I was talking to when I was like on like eighth or seventh grade, and I think Paul Walker done varsity blues or running scared of something, and uh She's like we you know, it's back when phones were a thing, of course, and like a homegirl hooked us up, like yeah, call my homegirl. Yeah, and then uh, she's like, you see like Paul Walker.

And I was like, oh, you're gonna be surprised, and so ever since then, I was just like, yeah, he's like a white dude, but like a Paul Walker white dude. I'm like, all right, I'll go with that. And he's like, you know, he's like all American looking, So I'll go with the I love you, Paul Walker, Thank you. He passed away in Santa Clarida, right is Santa Clarida? Was it? Yeah? I think Mountain they're racing in Santa Clarita, damn or

whatever or wherever it was. Ri I p With that being said, I did not see the new Fast and the Furious. I haven't watched one since five. Really, yeah, you stopped at five, you dropped out. It's like Police Academy, just the first whatever one was, the first movie the Rock was in. After that, I was like, all right, guys, I've they're going forever. This is how you build generational wealth, keV. I will watch if they bring Jurassic Park and Fast

and furious together like they've been talking about. Like I want that because I want to see that level of fuckery. Wait what, Yeah, they're talking they've been talking about. This is real, really you they're talking about making a Jurassic Park and fast and furious like the world's coming together and somehow intertwining for like a mega movie. Now I need aliens predators in Jurassic Park. Like what is the first of all cars? I get it your metal weapons,

But you're not dinosaurs, right, You're not an alien. You're not you know what I mean? Like fucking Chris Pratt and Vin Diesel, Like we're gonna find out Chris Pratt's like Vin Diesel's like third cousin dinosaurs. I got a car for that. Yeah. No, dinosaurs have too much like generational trauma. That's what they's so many. I mean, yo, I'm not gonna lie. I was in Florida like a few weeks ago, and I was looking at an alligator at Busch Gardens in Tampa, and I was like, that's

a dinosaur. That's a fucking dinosaur. I can get fucking all alligators a dinosaurs. Bro, that's a real ass dinosaur. You know. The oldest sharks, like three hundred years old. I just saw somebody on Instagram, Yeah, post a video. Oh. I follow a lot of those like like animal people. Yeah, like Tarzan, and there's like this other guy, I mean, like what Tarzan and James, the buff black dude who's like, oh no, he's like hanging out with like snakes and ship.

He's popping his fuck. So I followed like a million of those kind of people who and yeah, there's some guy who found this shark that's like one of the earth I don't even know if it's a shark. It's like it's supposed to be like one of the oldest animals left on Earth, and it looks like a fucking dinosaur. But it's in the water, it's in the Everglades. I mean, how they gonna know that they've only they've only discovered

or charted five percent of the ocean. I mean, like, we don't know what you said something earlier about aliens coming out of the ocean. Yeah, I think that's the play. That's what. Yeah, first of all, it's hard to get here from outer space, you know what I mean, Like we're talking about here. We don't know that we don't know what space is. Well, did you see the video that came out where there was It was like a Navy video and it showed like, do you like unidentified

and it just went straight into the water. Yeah, dude, I'm saying, there's we've only discovered five percent of the ocean at this point, like they're coming from the bottom. Trip this true story. Yeah, my grandma's sister's husband, Yeah, his name is doc is dad now was one of the original NASA scientists. Okay, my mom went and visited them, like twenty years ago or some shit. Yeah, hidn't figure. They lived in Maryland, and my mom asked him if

aliens are real? Okay, he said he couldn't answer the question. What years that she asked him. It's probably in the nineties. Okay, so you were alive. I was alive, Oka and she and he but he told her, I can't answer that question. But if people knew what was in the ocean, they'd want to kill themselves. Bruh. And I heard my mom told me this like when I was like I don't know, ten eleven or something, and I was like, damn, that

shit always stuck with me. And uh, you know, he passed away, but he was like, oh g Nasa, O G NASA. Yeah, og damn. So how crazy, bro. So every time I see some ocean shit, I'm like, man, the ocean got some shit in it. Ocean got some shit, bro. I mean, like, we should be talking to animals. We should be talking to animals and stuff, worried about this other shit so we can fight the aliens that are coming from the bottom of the ocean. Real talk. I

think they're already here, man, No, they've been here. Yeah, Yeah, they've been here. Like you saw the new Suicide Squad. They've been here, the Suicide Squad movies. Fire. That's a good movie, better than the first one. It was better than the first one. If that's the bar we're going off of, it's like, ain't no bars. That was a yeah,

it was a lot of alien shit man music. See, And I feel like that there they picked a perfect time to start, like kind of we're so worried about COVID and all this other shit going on, they've been kind of like throwing us a little like yeah, water people, I mean, like, come on, they're known us. Little fucking tidbits like Obama saying that the UFOs are real and the CIA not. People ain't even really paying it. I mean people are paying attention because it's made like headlines,

but it's not like people are so worried about everything else. Yeah. Soon, I think in the next like ten years, we gonna know. I mean, I don't know. That's crazy. I mean hopefully not. Jeff Bezos is over here, fucking he's trying to get away. Yeah, there's you know something they're paying. Uh, they just put this thing out where NASA is about to pay like

fifty people. They're simulating Mars on Earth and they're gonna pay like fifty people to live in this Mars simulation for like a year, so these guys can get the data and then you know, they can figure out, Yeah, how can we live over there and start a new populations of these aliens pop out the fucking ocean. Yeah,

we're gonna have to leave the planet. I mean right now with all this, you know, all this craziness happening right with like you know, this new superbug and all, you know, all this shit we had the previous years, it's like, yeah, why wuld' they come out now? Like all right, these niggas ain't look, let's go get them. It's crazy. I would think, Uh, the first person I think is like a real Elon Musk gotta have some

sort of He strikes me as like an alien. Like if someone were like to be like, yo, Elon Musk is an alien, you wouldn't trip. You'd be like, yeah, it makes sense, that's cool. Yeah, his wife comes up the new album what's up? Yeah, he's cool. I mean, I guess whatever, what do you you know. Being a comedian during the Trump presidency had to be scary and awesome because there's like a ton of material, but at the same time a really scary dude to be running

the country, Like how how how did you? Kind of like, you know, I always feel like when we have like these crazy presidents, Like even with like George W. Bush when he was president, the SNL skits were funnier, like right right, they had a target, they had a big target. With Trump, it was just like, oh my god, this is crazy like this it was almost like we're watching

the Simpsons every day on CNN. Yeah, but you could equate that to like the roast petal shit you saw, you know, like if you have a bigger target, you got more jokes, you know what I mean, Like and Trump, Trump made himself a you know, inflatable basically almost like a Macy state parade, you know, balloon. Like even in England they had like the baby Trump, you know what

I mean, with the big ass head and shit. So like Trump was doing some many things that were sparking and creating inspiration because it's like, all right, we can nail them there, we can nail them there, we can nail them there. It was just a lot of little hanging fruit with that cast so much. Yeah, and then to eat Mike Pence is like also like nothing cap very like I just I mean it was it was an interesting time. He's whatever. I couldn't what Yeah, I

couldn't stand. But right now it is even better. I mean, like there's so much fuck are we going on? So much fuck shit going on. It's like this is the time, this is this is when you get it. The twenties is like the beginning of the century. It's there's so much crazy shit going on, you know, post Trump, right post you know, being locked up in the house kind of a thing. We out and it's still pandemic season,

so people don't give a fuck. Bro, it's crazy. You know, shooting is going up like fifty percent in LA, right, even more in South LA. Robberies Yeah, no, members all that shit people. Yeah yeah, the catalytic CONVERSI getting stolen like crazy, like two undred percent. They're saying, LA times what. Yeah, Well I knew count of the convert is getting stolen was a thing, but it's like that that's like a

thing thing. My homeboy got it stolen twice twice. You gotta be a real dedicated ass crackhead hop under a whip and on it. I mean they also let all the convicts out, you know what I mean, Like during the pandemics, they didn't want to kill him. I think to the homeless people out here, that's probably an easy

lick for them. Yeah, I mean know, if you got a jail, that's an easy lick for you, converse because you're not about offender who's getting Now it's like for the most part, those are just car thieves, right, you know what I mean, Like it's it's not violent, it's just like during the pandemic, I feel like has has gotten interesting, man, because obviously the homeless ship has gone out of control. It was always it's always been a thing, but now it's like no matter where you're at except

Burbank shout out to Burbank. I love Burbank because I live there and I don't see any homeless people. It's kind of wild. It's like a fucking uh y'all, y'all do the most stringing cops right now. Well, I think it's because Bourbank has its own police force, and y'all don't play that fuck shit. Our meetings don't play. They really don't. I only get pulled over here, I feel like now. But everywhere there's fucking this homeless ship is crazy.

Like on top of that, the like man, I always tell everybody, I'm like man, Like anybody who comes to town, they always are trying to go to Mailrose and go shopping, and you know, I'll talk to my rapper homies, and I just tried to tell him, like, bro, I'm why am I gonna say his name? But like, a close friend of mine got robbed coming out of one of those rest I think it might have been Catcher, one of them, damn, coming out of catch. I live right there.

A gang a gangster rapper what Yeah, all his jewelry got robbed and you know, I try to tell he's catch bro, they'd be out there. You know, I think people forgot this too. Like kids are in the house right and like the dropout right in LA for like African American kids, right, because the gang culture is so big here, like them kids hit the fore end of years and they they trying to get the stripes, and people forgot we kept those kids in the house, so like,

who's gonna enforce going to school? You're on zoom. A lot of them even got the internet, so they're just like fuck it, I'm out or like the laptop to be on the internet, you know what I mean. They're like, I'm gonna be on my phone all day. Even my car got hit. Someone followed me out of the bank. And this was in June of last year. Yeah, I took out like fifteen grand cash. Bro. They hit my car.

Hit a fuck I was. I was out of my car for maybe a minute and a half, busting out my window, took my bag and hit a fifteen kids are out and they are yeah, bro, it's ganggang everywhere. These kids aren't going to school right now. What do you do you think that there's even any cause because you know, with the homeless thing. You almost feel like it's so out of control that like there's really no solution to it. That's easy at least that makes sense.

That's it's just gonna hurt people's feelings. I mean, like, honestly, you just got to sweep all that shit and just say you can't sleep on the sideway. There's no camping here, you know what I mean, Like go, you know, I mean, I don't say anything too harsh, so no, but like that's really the only option. Yeah, it's to really approach it from like an asshole. Yeah, you gotta. Yeah, we got a great Davis and Swartzenegger years that you just gotta can't. You can't on the sidewalk, bro, Like you

can't have a barbeque on the sidewalk. I know the rat is fire, but you got to get the shit out of here. I've been seeing something, man, at least twenty to twenty five times in the last six months or so, I've either witnessed motherfuckers out here smoking crack or shitting just I'll just pull up and there's just a guy shitting on the sidewalk. Yeah, And I'm like, bro, yeah, I do business right here. Yeah, no over there. Yeah. The amount of homeless menu, I mean, the men I've seen,

it's just like, bro, like what is that now? It's like that is a thing. It's un original now, just like every niggas asked that out here. Everybody like they're awn naked. Bro, It's crazy. It's a lot of mental health. I mean it's like, yeah, there's a lot of mental health. And it's a lot of like foster kids who got

kicked out. And it's like yo, because obviously if you go to a shelter, you gotta be drug free, right, So a lot of these people are like yo, what Like yo, man, I'll be seeing some of these motherfucking homeless little encampings that look kind of fire. That's what I'm saying though. Dogs they got full ass mattresses and they got their own little I was on Wilshow and Lebray the other day at a barbecue, you know what I mean, the homeless en camp and shit was fucking lit.

Are you kidding me? That wasn't really but you know what I mean, bro, come with what. Yeah, It's like it's like it's like you know it used to be downtown. You knew it was like bad but now it's like everywhere is like fucking skid row everywhere, dude, everywhere, bro Melrose like that, you know, Melroe's not even catch area, but like you know, going down from like the Fairfax District, it's crazy over there. You saw that uh that ship on the TV right with the kid in the Melo

ball jersey. Yeah, the dude trying to pull up and rob him and he fucking pulled out on him. I was like this wild West ship. Hell yeah, I am scared. Yeah, Cally's crazy. And then the thing is like that dude, if they I don't know if they ever end it of finding that guy who shot them dudes, but he's gonna be the one that gets in trouble. No, no, he's victim. He's victim. That's he had a gun. No way he had that gun legally. I mean, ain't say

I don't know that kid. Uh the shoe Pallace ship just last week and that fucked up on TV, Like, what's what's up on Melrose? That was a sixteen year old They rested him. He was a sixteen year old kid who killed a shoe padace. Somebody to get these kids fucking sneakers, Yeah, better to get these kids back

in school. Bro, it's crazy. Yeah, now that's real. That's that's an interesting point because you think about they can't go play football, they can't go play basketball, you know what I mean, they're bored board, so they're robbing people. That's what that's by the way, that's what usually happened. The guy who killed Pop Smoke was fifteen damn stripes. That's fuck fifteen or sixteen. And then these airbnbs that

every artist gets in town. Everybody knows about it, right, Bro, Like Benny the Butcher was here the other day and he was like, Yeah, we're gonna do a little function at an airbnb, like a private party. And I was like, bro, do me a favor. Don't do that. Don't do that. This was like a few days ago. I'm like, bro, you're gonna like everybody knows. Oh, look that's the pool at that one, so we know where they're staying at. Yeah,

everybody got their everybody got their unemployment. And there's only like twenty of these airbnb mansions in the hills that like rappers would actually like to rent. So it's like it's like they're easy pickings. Bro. It's like dude, like you're gonna post where you're at, and everyone knows what each of these houses. And everybody's got a gun now, right, like everybody used their use their edd get a gun and they're just like, all right, I'm in the game now.

Shit's crazy, man, what's next for you? Though? Man? I got a lot of shit. Uh we'll talk off one of us of the ship, but I mean just yeah, everybody check out Roast Battle. Every Tuesday. We do that thing at ten thirty or ten on the Mint Comedy Is that app? Yeah? Man, yeah, get the Mint app. It's through like Verizon Media or whatever. But yeah, just get it just Mint, Mint Comedy, Real Mint Comedy Online or dot com. And you said what you were saying,

is Jeff Ross still involved Tuesday? Oh yeah, every Tuesdays, Men and Jeff getting after it. Special guests like Freddi Gibbs, Sam Jay, you know all that type shit. Yeah. I wonder if Fred's gonna do another co co Oh he's got to. I think he is. He'll do another Drop Comedy Drop. I was how I didn't I wasn't I was out of town. How do you how was his first comedy night? You know, Freddy's funny. He's a Nashville He's gonna be all right. Uh, it was great. He

gradually got better, That's what it was. It was like he opened you know, he don't normally host a comedy show, and he made host the comedy show. You also kind of have to be funny word and then he just that fearless thing is a real thing. Bro Like when you don't when you don't feel like you got nothing to lose, you just are great. And he's also he's not afraid to, uh to look stupid it looked, or to like fail from a comedy perspective, and he's just

that's what makes him so great. He's like, yeah, you can get me, or like I can follow my faceball be right back up, you know, like keep that same energy if you talking about me while I'm down, and he keeps that. He does that with everything he does, acting, comedy, yeah, rapping, you know what I mean, raising his keys. I know you're a big hip hop head. We have a similar

taste in the in the music ship. Who who is like some of the music that you're appreciating over the last year and some man obviously Griselda, you know, obviously you know big rab uh Well, I like Roam Streets and Rick Hide now I mean crazy Man's Yeah, so that's that's who I'm I'm into. You know obviously what Navy Blue and those cats and they did thing with the Alchemists, so uh pink soufi them kind of cats.

Side show shout out Side show. Uh, side shows like the only cat I know talking about the the Ethiopia genocides having nothing in the Tigert region. I didn't even know that was a thing. Nia, this is what I'm talking about. But you knew about the Gaza and Free

Palestine ship because all the celebrities are writing letters. But there's literally a genocide happening right now and ain't nobody talking about it because because there's no special because because Nip ain't here, Like does Nipple talk about the Yeah yeah, well, I mean to be fair, like one, there's not an Ethiopian celebrity besides Nip who is like on the forefront

of the culture exactly. I think Ruby Rose might be Ethiopia. Yeah, Side Show talks about it, but now they like and also too like I feel like, you know, low key, like the US only gets involved in those kind of things that benefit then, like like what the numbers, so what's what are the streams, what are the streams on the what kind of natural resources are in Ethiopia so we could go and help out. Yeah, that is America. They're just like all right, put a military base here,

and nigga like all this ship. Oh they got poppy fields over there, right, Oh they got oil over there. Oh they got money over there. That's crazy. I didn't know there was a genocide happening. Yeah, nobody's talking about it. Please talk about it, Please spread the word. There is a Yeah, there is a humanitarian issue happening in the Atria. I'm sorry, not even you know. It's not Atrich. Get that out of my face. It's Ethiopia and the Tigre region.

They're starving the pan just like Tiffany had it. She's Atrian. There's a big Petrian population in La but uh but yeah, this is this is Ethiopia and the Tigre region. It's like that's just been going since November, so before the Israel and Palestine conflict that happened again in Gayza, and all these niggas wrote letters. But then it's like okay, there's still another one happening over here. Bro, you know, like, are you picking and choosing the holocaust we're supporting? Now?

That's wild? Yeah I didn't know that. Like if yeah, if like if this Genisi was sponsored by like you know, Taco Bell and Red Bull niggas, be like, okay, cool kind of loshroom down on Hulu. What's up? Yeah? You know it's a lot of this fake woke shit. Man's that popular ship what I'm saying? So what are we talking about again? I don't remember what we were talking abou top five genocides, top five all time, top five? I would say, what the Ming Dynasty, right? Or the

Ming Dynasty? What about the the monster Genghis Khan is Well, that that's Bill Russell. Yeah he might be the Michael Jordan's might Yeah he might have been some ghost ship shout out. Yo. You know what's crazy is I only know about how crazy Genghis Con was because I listened to Joe Rogan. We'll be talking about that all the time. Geng Is Con. Bro, Yeah, he's got This guy's name is the Rafters. Uh. I don't even like, I mean, like, is Hitler even like top five and he's gotta be.

He's gotta be somewhere in there. I don't think he's top three. I don't know if we're talking genocize on all time since the world is I mean, yeah, Stalin Stall got numbers. Yeah, and Duran Hitler, Yeah he was yeah, longevity, longevity. But but Hitler had had the best press because he killed the Jews, you know what I mean. So he was smart. You know, I'm just gonna stay silent. Hey, I'm saying it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a bad joke. It's a joking, bad taste saying

you got the press cause Ethiopia, because that's crazy. So yeah, did everyone go research that and yeah, shut up? Yeah, is there a way to donate? I don't know man's way donate. I mean people look online and see what you can do, like go go fly over there, get some freedom fighters over there, and get rid of that ship. Like we got to stop with all this, like yeah, this selective outrage. Yes, what's really about it? What you said is right, It's really just a matter of like

whatever celebrities get behind the people. Yeah, and it's like you got you guys know you have a platform. Like, all I'm hearing is celebrities say give vaccinated I talking about like, well, hey listen, I understand this, and I understand your choice and I respect your choice. Like this ship's crazy to me, Like like it's just you get backsading you you're stupid, or you get back saying you're

gonna hurt my family. You're like I just saw, like you know something celebrity just said the hell with your free him? Was it Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't even know. I mean Joe Joe Biden said that Ellen vacksener at the scourge of the country. And I'm like my Nickgas right next to me, you know what I mean? Like, Bro, I know so many people who are unvaccinated. They're not bad people at all. You're just like, geez, is this

what Trump was talking about? There's good people on both sides. No, man, Now, I'm sorry, I'm dropping bars. I thought this was the Bars show. Cavard keV going in, bro spitting, go in, bro spit spit that ship. Yeah, who's your favorite comedian of all time? Brian Moses? If you had to Richard Pryor Richard Pryor, that's easy. You want to you want to you want to Mount Rushmore, Give me the Mount Rushmore. Richard Pryor love Chris Rock. God. I love Chris Rock

bigger than Blacker. Love Chris Rock. Love Dave Chappelle of course. And I think fourth is Ellen DeGeneres Allen, Yeah, Ellen, And I think uh q lo b Ellen Degeneral Yeah, because I think Ellen drops her first, her first HBO special is like it's it's one of the greatest of all time because she's just all about economy of words. You know, if you're into punchlines and you know, just that was that was a masterclass on like how to

how to do it? To me, I was like, yo, like Dave Chapelle gives you that truth, right, Dick Gregory, He's kind of in that mold that Dick Gregor and I love Dick, you know, in Paul Mooney like he will say when he's to be said, same thing as Chris Rock. They're kind of in those same molds, right. Richard Pryor is he can do everything like he's he's in it like for people who have things in their bag. He can do everything. He can do, improv he can do you know, he can battle you. You know what

I mean, if you need your Rostale battle. He can do crowd work. You know, he's got stories, he's got characters. You know, he's got set up punch. I mean, the guy is that's the guy you I mean, like he is, he's Jesus or you know, he's he's Allah. He's the god of comedy because he can do everything right. And then a high level and the high clip, and then you have those other two. Oh I really like because that's more of my mold. And then just Ellen from

a technical standpoint, because she's got bars. I don't think Ellen gets enough respect as a comedian. Yeah, no, you know, it's a it's a man's sport for the most part, because that's who's here. Why would she I always look at like I you know, either her or Roseanne is like the two chick goats. Yeah before Roseanne, Yeah, Roseanne fucking Roseanne was. Yeah, she was, she was ill, she was as a kid. I'm like, man, Roseanne was so

fucking funny on TV. Yeah, I liked her too. And then like, yeah, obviously you know your Patrisea's coming up now you're Bill Burr's that kind of a thing, you know, Yeah, out of that new class, right, Like, who do you think is like has the best chance of cracking that mountain? Because I think for me it's probably Bill Burr. I mean it's bird Burr. Yeah, Birr just gotta keep going. And if Patrice would have still been alive, I mean, I think Patrise doesn't get enough. Yeah, and Patrisa's a

lot he'd be going hard against all this ship. Right now, it's like we don't have that no more. Nobody's willing to go out there and be like they just want to be on the side of right, so so they can get the retweets because social media kind of fucked everything up. It's just like it's not about talent, you know what I mean, it's not about you know, it's now it's about following, which kind of really makes it real.

But then it's also like you're talking about following, it's kind of almost like eighties hair Mellow just popular music. It's like, is Motley Crue still a thing? It's poison? There was no substance to that me. Yeah, So like you know, some of the cats are big now. It's like there are great Internet you know, born comedians, but you know, there's a lot who aren't, and then they're getting the rooms right now, who has the best chance

to crack crack them out? Rushmore of comedy not your question, Yeah, but I mean you can't deny Joe Rogan what he did for the podcasting community. And just like he really he and Mark Maron kind of single handedly like, hey, there is another lane right there, there's there is a new money stream here, and those cats are kind of leading that way. So I think just those guys, you know, if Seinfeld stays alive, he's gonna be him as long as he doesn't build cosbya you know what I mean.

I mean, I hope not Yeah, yeah, I mean c K. If c K can come back from this, you know, he'll he'll have a story to tell. Kind of a thing I think Louis c K was is so fucking ridiculously hilarious. Yeah. And man, and by the way, I can't forget about David Tell. I I mean, like that's listen, Yeah, people don't talk about David Tell enough. I mean that is every comics, comics, comic com I mean, like born

or Alive. You look at David Tel, You're like, well, yeah, I want to be like that you know what I mean, like economy of words, funny, I mean, just off the cuff some stuff, you like it takes two minutes to get you just like, did he really just say that? That's crazy? Oh my god. You know he's just he's he's a sniper. He's you know, you can you see Louis c k making a comeback from his quote unquote cancelation.

Uh yeah, I do. I do because he's got a following and uh like Crystalia christ Del is gonna come back to you know, he's got a following. So because the Internet exists, and because podcasting exists, right, and because Louis kind of had a he built a fan base before he got him done, I would love to see him do a podcast. Who Louis? Yeah, but he's more a written guy. He wants to look Yeah, and like what I always loved about him was again like he just doesn't give a fuck, Like I love comedians who

just don't care. Yeah, he doesn't give a fun to a point where it's like, can I just mass right in front of you? Didn't give a fuck off while you're in the room. Clearly he doesn't give a fuck. Maybe a bit too much he's trying to give a fuck. Literally he did kind of just jerk off in front of yeah, you know female counterparts. Yeah you know, yeah,

backs runbacks shit, yeah, hey man, yeah, shout shout. I think I think Joe Rogan though, like, like you said, like the whole podcasting world is just another stratosphere for comedians now, yeah, and what he does for Like it's like Joe Rogan, what he does for you know, everybody, Like he allows because he is the king of the influence right now. He's like he's the Stern of podcasting.

It's he does kind of allow everybody to kind of say what they want, like he can be the punchline, like Stern even starting to be a punchline, you know, just because they're kings of the media in that sense. But now everything's open everybody, so we can go do everything because this guy's like, no, no, we got to keep freedom of speech, you know. I mean, like we have to be able to say these harsh words and say these harsh things. That way we can get to

the good ship, you know, but maintain the freedom. That way, they start taking away ship. They just start picking shoes what they want to take away and that's that, you know that the woke mob or whatever the fuck it is. But it's like that getting rid of speech thing or you can't joke about that. Like when people came at Michael Jay about some more bilas, it was like, okay, like he retweeted some ship that was that was awful, But I'm glad we're talking about it. And that's kind

of the end of the day. It's like we're talking about hardship. But I'm glad we're talking about it. And if we can start a conversation, that's what Colin Kaepernick wanted. These are the conversations Kepernick wanted to have. My God, the fact that, like did the Kaepernick conversation really pisses me off. Yeah. Just the fact that, like just the hypocrisy on the right of America and on the ship that they pick and choose to I get offended by. It's so crazy to me, bro, everybody, I mean, both

sides of the gangs, you know what I mean. The no, no, no, no, no, I think the extreme on each side is fucking crazy. They got exposed. Everybody's exposed. Now, everybody's exposed. Now, okay, so now you can pick and choose to see like who your real ones are, Like who you're gonna go on a foxhole with. By the way, it's like it's like Rome Streets. He's got this uh this bar where he says like I keep my circle close like Deuce Deuce entry wounds. I mean that shit stuck with me.

I was like, you got to keep your circle small, bro, because these niggas are actors out here, especially in show business, you know, and you forget that. You know. It's like it's almost like that Bad Joe song, like ninety percent of these niggas carry gads. Now of these niggas, like you hear these rappers are all actors. You're like, okay, fuck, you're right. Nine percent of you comics don't carry guns.

This is true? Is it? As someone who's been on Rogan's podcast a lot, he gets a lot of credit for twice, yeah, twice, But he gets a lot of credit for kind of being like a quote unquote king maker. He's brought a lot of comedians, he put a lot of people on. Put a lot of people on, Bro, not even like he's doing it to be like I put people on. He just he's like Nick Cannon, Yeah, put people one, but like Hegan's white Nick Cannon. Joe Rogan is the white Nick Cannon. You're here for buzzwords,

buzza hype. No, but but is someone who's been on his podcast? Is it is the effect of being like it is that like a real thing, Like do you notice the the like bump or the jumping like yeah, like all like like how big of a deal is that? I'll say this. At the Comedy Store we had a show called Tiny Sets, which was like NPR's Tiny Desk. We had a band behind Cat's doing a stand up right and like a really small area with like you know, before COVID. It was our Yeah, we just had a

little audience for no audience. But there was crazy comments on the Comedy Store Instagram and YouTube talking about black comic stuit at the show. Right, they were like, ah, like crazy shit. And then that black comic his name is Jamar Nahbors. You can check out that Tiny Set on the Comedy Store on Instagram. But when Jamar did Rogan,

literally all that shit changed. The week after that, then nigga stop being racist and were like, oh, we fuck with you just because he did legitimately, because he did that what comments changed after like like clockwork. It was crazy. It's like you just need a white savior to be like no, no, no, everybody, he's one of the good ones. And then they stopped. I'm like, so, yeah, that's influence, Like you can stop racist from being racist. That's so crazy.

Yeah that's Rogan. Thinkgan knows that he has that like he does, because that shit's crazy to me, isn't it? Isn't it? Like you bro, you could you could stop a lot of shit just with influence, you know what I mean. But he allows everybody to kind of do their thing. He's talking about freedom of speech, like he can't stop people's thoughts, you know. So that's why he's great. It's like it's like when people are like they watch Standard like, oh, you know all my friends they sound funny.

I can do stand up. That's like when I see comics or other like actors being like he's just talking to people, you know, he's just an interviewing people. I could interview people. People tell me I could be a podcasts. It's like no, there's a skill to it, man. And people don't get that part about him, you know, like you can hate him all day, but that niggas a hell of an interview. Where to his fan base, and it seems to be a lot of people, Yeah, and

he can listen to both sides. There may be some ins information happening out there between it, but that's the conversation between people truly gonna happen when you're sitting there talking to someone for three hours. Thank you. Yeah, that's

what I appreciate about show. It's like, I don't watch every episode, but I probably, like I probably watch about half of like what he puts out, and like I appreciate the fact that, like I might not agree with Joe on some ship, but at the same time, like I know I can go and watch I know I can go watch a conversation he has with someone who I can't stand, like Ben Shapiro. There you go, and I'll be like, hey man, he held him under the fire, over the fire more than anyone else would and had

like a constructive conversation. He's not trying to argue. Yeah, he's trying trying to talk to down to anybody. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like for for like Joe Rogan, like I feel like his his show is a nice middle ground whereas to most most people who do interviews or talk to people, especially on the political side, they all have an agenda. It's like they have an agenda or a cause they're fighting for, so everything they do is very biased or like you said, if they have someone on

the show that that they don't agree with, it's very clear. Yeah. No, Joe's like, here's I think his perspective is like, let's see how your mind works. That's why I always work with with Bill Mark to an extent because I was Bill Ma would always bring right wing people on the show. And like if Bill maher outside of being you know, seeing some dumb ship, Bill mar said some dumb shit. Yeah, but like if the left is like doing some out of hand like ridiculous ship, that will call him out.

And I feel like that's what more people, Man, we're too tribal. Bro, Like, I'm so tired of this tribal ship where it's like, bro, like you don't have to agree with everything that woke America wants you to agree with it. Yeah, No, America loves here. There's what's going about America. Like, you can start cults here, you can start this ship maga, you know what I mean, Like you could just start it and like us as a text right off. So like that's why the ship's like.

People love this scientology, gangs and ship. People love this shit. Mormons, bro, we love this ship out here. Yeah, Christianity, Judaism. I'm an atheist. So I'm I'm you're in a gang. You're still a gang. I'm not in any gang. I'm just like, Hey, I don't know all this shit is. You're in the control group. Bro. I guess I'm just not in thee. I'm not in the Petri dish im outside of it. I'm in the control group. I get you. Yeah you're eightist. Yeah you think you're out of it. Yeah. The cult

shit as wild. Yeah, we are in a world of little cults. Everyone's in a cult. Everybody loves everbody loves to be accepted by somebody because social media, you know, crushed all of our self esteem so that we got to be accepted by certain groups. And we in these groups, and these niggas don't ride with us. Gang gang. It's some gang shit, man. Yeah we do some gang ship. Yeah, she's cool. People got but but what's crazy is most people are are somewhere. We only hear from the people

who have Trump flags hanging off their f one fifties. Yeah, or from like really outraged Twitter people. We don't hear from like just normal people that we actually know in real life. And that's most of the people. Yeah, most of the people aren't there in the middle. They're they're just like, yo, man, like, what are we doing? Yeah? Exactly at this point, I don't even know. It's like it really is. It's like, oh, black lives matter. Oh,

you know, like black lives matter. Oh, you're real, you don't like black people are like all right, well anti vacs, Oh you're not vaccinated? You voted for Trump. Yeah, it's just like yeah, but Marshall, Yeah, shit, Jesus, who's not a murderer these days? I mean, if you have, if you don't got a body in America, I mean, like, are you really American? Yeah? I mean who did you want to kill? Don't do that? No, no, no, no, I mean if I could kill anybody, who would have

been No, we're not gonna be on that. No. I was gonna say, when you when when when you know, obviously, uh, I'm assuming you were't a Trump guy. Trump was the worst, right, So when the when the Democrats laid out there. They're they're pool of thirty eight motherfuckers. Who was the person that you liked for the Dems that year, because it's sure the fuck couldn't have been Joe Biden. No be Joe. Who did I like? I mean, I like Kanye, you know what I mean? It had been it had been Church.

It would have been like transitioning from like season four of Trump to like a whole another like spin off show. Yeah, I mean, because like listen, man, everyone's mentally unstable at this point, so it's just like, let's just go hard. I was a bit I liked Bernie and I liked Telsey A. Bernie's cool. I get the Bernie of it all. I like the Bernie of it all. Maybe Stacey Abrams would have been cool. Yeah, I don't. I don't really know. I just want to kill her. Mike to run for

president one day. There's that, you know, there's definitely that. They're talking about The Rock too. You know, he's kind of voting for the Rock. He's kind of a centurist on the matter. I feel like I'd vote for the Rock without knowing anything, Like he don't like writing it in We're going for the I mean the Rock. If the Rock ran for president, I'm voting for him, and he's gonna get them redneck wrestling motherfuckers to vote for him too, just off GP. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know, man,

I don't know. I mean, like I talked to a lot of black people right now, and they're like, man, Trump had my wallet, right though. Yeah, you know what I mean, you know what's crazy is like and you know who's who's more capitalists and American than the American black person. So I got to a point where I was like not talking to family members over Donald Trump or right because I would see the ship they post on Facebook and I would just be like, all right,

I can't, I can't, yeah reason with this this shit. Yeah, to me, it's hard to reason with the people who have the Facebook posts and the fucking Trump flags and like those people are crazy people. Just so he just confession, cub, Just so you know, I did buy a Trump golf shirt at a Trump Towers that my parents were staying at. It was because this was like his first year. I mean I thought it was funny, you know what I mean. It was very aggressive. It was like seventy bucks, but

that best never wrinkles. It's a great polo, fair enough. Yeah, And my folks folks hate it because they you know, they didn't vote for him, but like they they didn't. They were like, we're saying at these Trump Towers, but it's like it was another Maale. No, it is the Trump Towers in Vegas, right, Yeah, And they were like they were pissed because they had the time share, but like they renovated the building to a Trump Towers and

they was just like, well this is where we are now. Sorry, man, I'm like, I don't give a fucking buy one of these shirts. Like I still feel the way I feel about Trump, Like I can't stand him. I despise him as a person. I thought like the energy he brought

to the to to the world was dangerous. Yeah, But then I have conversations with people who I didn't even know were Trump supporters, who I know to be like reasonable, and I don't want to use the word Trump supporters people who voted for him, because I don't think I think there's like kind of like a difference, right, And it was really like, you know, I could see, like you said on the on the Money Ship, if someone says to me, man, ship I was running it up

during Trump's presidency. So I fucked with Trump. I'm talking like black people, Mexican people who I know voted for him. It was like eighties crashit. It was just like he was making money. We went through a fucking pandemic and the stock market took a ship, but it popped right the fuck back up. And the housing market, what's going on to the housing market right now is insane. How are we in the middle of a fucking pandemic. Yeah,

that cryptosh is different. That's like, yeah, during pandemics is like you could like you can get a crazy bag on some doge coin. Oh my I did. Yeah. I know a few folks. I know a few folks who got Yeah, did you fuck with the I didn't get into the crypto. I didn't get into the crypto, not yet, and I saw I saw dope. You know I can get the crypto. Why fuck with the crypto? Crypto is booming? Man, Yeah, try to tell nobody. Can have I seen you over there? No? No,

why'll be fucking with the crypto? I mean, you know, I made some money on bitcoin and then I did the dose thing and then it took a ship after that. Saturday Night Live Sunday. Who are your tough three presidents? Who you get? I don't even know keV. I mean I like Barrock, Okay, so Brock is your first one? If I mean, I was only alive for Clinton, Barock, g W. Trump And wait, no, the first Bush. I was born in eighty seven, So the first Bush, I guess since I've been alive. Yeah, can I go Barrock

term one? Rock term two? And then I guess Bill Clinton? Yeah, even though Bill Clinton's like a fucking demon. Yeah, bro I got a crazy story, all right. So here's another name drop. So because respousal Popular and Jeff you know, and Jump Ayer are friends. This is back when Seohn's Dayton and Katie Perry, right and uh, you know, she had a party at her house and we went Jeff brought me or whatever, and we were hanging out, met

the family, the you know, the Perry's or whatever. And at her place she had these like framed presidential letters right from like all the all the past live presidents like Jimmy Carter, the Bushes, I think the Reagans, because I think Reagan was still live at the point when the Reagan died. I don't even know, but I think it was from the Live ones, but I definitely know

was Jimmy Carter was there. It was the Bushes, you know, George and uh and W and the Clinton's, not the Clinton I'm sorry, the Obama's and they all said this. Jimmy Carter's like, oh, me and my wife, you know, we're thinking about you, right, the Bushes like, oh, you know, me and you know Barbara thinking about you, George w oh mean my wife? Right? So did someone write these Yeah? No, yeah, the Obama's same thing about me and Michelle thinking about you,

you know, on your thirtieth kind of a thing. And then you get to Bill Clinton's letter right before the Obamas, because it's all in order. Bill Clins was like just me sitting here thinking about you. You know, it's just him, like, no mention to Hillary. I read that whole motherfucker. I was like, really, everybody else is like me and my wife. Clinton was just like, you know, just there's no way

Bill Clinton wasn't fucking bitches on Epstein Islands. Man. He had to have been sleeping with under I mean speculation, you know. Shout out to Bill because I know they could be getting motherfucker's killed chill Bill, bro, So I'm trying to chill Bill. I did say you were my third favorite. Chill Bill. I'm going both Obama presidencies and then Clinton. Now, if you could have a beer with any president, I would still go with Barack probably yeah,

maybe Barack. But I'm saying g W second g W parties. I feel like we could bring some cocaine fruit for George because I know he's had a stint with the YO right right, right right, and I feel like I feel like George W. Bush would be the funniest YouTuber if YouTube was around, like when he was a kid. He might be Steve will do it man. A beer with the president, who wouldn't enslave me? Let me think, Uh, I guess Barock, probably don't. I mean, I'm taking the

Barock beer all day. Yeah, Barrock beer all day. I think that's got to be every bodies and then probably yeah Clinton, and then in George W. I think those are great three to have beers with. Honestly, And you know, I don't know if I'm having a beer with Clinton because I feel like he might have fucked children. So I'm probably gonna go to w second. Okay, then all right, then I'll replace yeah my top three with use Listen, man, I'm an FDR and and and Teddy Roosevelt. Guy, I'm

a Roosevelts. You know all day. I just think those those casts kind of killed it. But or Abe, you know, a free the slaves. I mean, John F. Kennedy be fire to be like yo, So what's up with the with Marilyn Monroe's Kennedy? Marilyn the party have a Are you kidding? Actually it's gotta be them. They got the money and they they have the O and the rosies. Yeah. John F. Kennedy was fucking bro. He was out here

doing it. Stuck thiszle Right. Can you imagine if John F. Kennedy was the president in twenty twenty one, how much F Kennedy, how much screenshots would be dropped about him sliding and bitches dms. He'd be fucked. I bet you if John F. Kennedy was a president in the last ten years, he'd have fucked Rihanna. Damn whoa whoa hot take. There's no way John JFK taking down Rihanna. Bro JFK Rihanna. I mean that's crazy. That's crazy, great press, I go

with that. Wouldn't that work? Rihanna is the first lady? Nah, he would be, she'd be the side bitch. Wow, first side piece. Wow. That's a hell of a title, by the way, first side first yeah, first side Yeah. And Marilyn Monroe, do you have only fans for sure? Oh? My god? Well she have an only fans, then it'll be fire, super fire, fire in the booth. Fire? Are you described to only fans at all? No? But everybody I know is because you know, that's that's the hustle

and shout out, yeah, shout out the sex work. It's it's a hell of a hustle for everybody New York. It's like those corns. They just decriminalized prostitution in New York. I think in New York they did. Yeah they wait really so you can't like it's massage isn't illegal, but it's decriminalized that like just a misdemeanor. Now, I suppose damn for selling massages and and some of that. You go to a rubbin tug and and not not worry about what happened to the owner of the Patriots, Right,

So yeah, I got to stick to New York. Congratulations. Yeah, like way to respect sex work, you know, as like as a profession California, we better be all these only fans out here play your Yeah. Anyway, well look, uh go check out every Tuesday on the Mint Comedy For people who aren't in LA. You can go to the Comedy Store on Tuesday's get your tickets. Yeah. Uh, you got some other stuff you're working on the you're gonna

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