TUES PT 1: Draft: Best Candy Bars + Amy Is Going To Remove Her Tattoo

Transmitting Liza, Welcome to Tuesday Show Morning Studio Morning. I don't think people know this about Amy and I, but we're too tatted at bikers basically.

Mm hmmm, that's right.

Remember the time Eddie, someone was like, are you with the guy with all the tats?

Oh?

Yeah?

Someone literally referred to yes, it is, and I was like, wow, that's cool.

We were at like a golf course and I was like out on the green and Eddie went in. I was like, I'm waiting for somebody goes to the gay with all the tats.

Yeah, he's over there.

I was like, I've never been referred to like that. I have like some only on one side of one arm. It's not even that many, but none. I felt like I was on a Harley that day.

I mean together, you guys probably have like, what seven tattoos?

I two?

I have five?

Nailed it?

Wow?

Seven?

Yeah? Okay, oh yeah, okay, you know you guys are bad. So mind the state of Arkansas. I have my mom and my grandma's an sholes. I have my wife a sea that she drew, have the word mirror ball from when he Dancing with the Stars. Like, I've got stuff and it's and they're all on the right side and pretty ocd about what side of my body. I don't want on my left arm because I end up, you know, playing quarterbacker, pitching the majors, and I don't want to ink affecting Oh my throwing motion.

That's smart. Thank you is.

Where Amy's.

You have two on my left wrist, and one is Joy in my mom's handwriting that she did and my sister and I went and got the Joy together while our mom was had cancer and was before she passed away, so it's very special. And then under that I got espoi, which means hope in Haitian creole. As we were waiting to get our two kids from Haiti because it took five years, so just had to keep the hope that they were gonna make it here.

So what's the update on the tattoos.

Well, they've bled, like you know, just like.

Not blood from your body, like the tattoos.

Of like ink is bleeding, and so it looks more like.

It's like your uncle got one back in nom.

With a.

Spread, So Joy looks like jog.

Oh that's funny. Yeah, you can just make that your brand.

That'll be a jogger and then Espua looks like oh spa. So I don't know, I just feel like it's time to get them lasered off. So I went and had an appointment. But then I felt as though I needed to call my sister because we got the joy together and it's my mom's handwriting, and how would she feel? And she said, oh mine is My ink is bleeding too, So she fully supported my decision to get it lasered off.

Under your eye like jelly. That's right, post post malone, post I'm alone, Amy alone. Yeah, so you are going to get a redone.

I would like to. I don't want it to be gone.

It's just no longer looking the way it did when I first got it done, and single needle wasn't a popular thing back then.

Just sure, what shit happened? Because that just looks so pretty.

So you've had your appointment, and did they do anything or was this a consultation?

It was a.

Consultation because I wanted to see the process and if I go with the place I went, I want to maybe seek out a few other opinions.

This place is going to take a year again.

You said that because it looks on TikTok. Whenever I'm watching videos that people get tattoo removal, it looks so easy. Now they're like, I got all this test is right, Like they're using an erace around a pencil, and it can't be that easy.

She said.

If I wanted my skin to look like it did before I got the tattoo normal, then I should be patient and do it their way and with their lasers and come in every you know, eight weeks or something to get it done. And she said she thinks, based on how it's looking, it will take me a full year to accomplish that.

Crazy it's so thin and light.

Well, right now it's looking pretty thick, and so.

It does like pretty gross.

It did believe.

I looked at it and almost drying.

I know, so, but on her head somewhere else, and the integrity of my skin may not look the same.

Yeah, that's why you should get a second opinion.

Yeah, my faster.

I don't know. I don't know, but I'm glad you said that. Because I thought, now the technology was you just go in and there are like three sessions in a week and you're done. Uh So I have tattoos, Amys tattoos, Morgan, you have a tattoo.

I don't have tattoos, but I actually sat in on my ex getting one of his tattoos removed. So this process it actually takes depending on how big, how thick, it can take years. And you have to spread out the time to allow your heel like your skin to heal in between each session, So that's why it takes longer.

I've been influenced.

Yeah, you want to raise something.

No, I've been influenced by thinking that it was so much quicker. Oh yeah, and it's very painful really see. And again the people look like they're having a gret time while it's being done. Yeah. This TikTok videos make it look easy.

Yeah.

They look like dude goes in as skeletons all over his face and are like watch it go away, and it's like wow. They also make it look like it doesn't hurt at all. I think it does hurt a little bit.

Yeah, No, I've heard it's painful. She was pretty honest with me. Of like, this is what it's gonna be, this is what it's gonna cost, this is how long it's gonna take you. She's like, again, you could go somewhere that Mike claim to do it faster, but she's like, I don't think your skin will look.

That's all I go.

You know normal who.

Can do his fastest. It's like world's best cup of coffee on elf congratulate. I just want to sign we can do it fastest. And I'm like, yeah, I'm here, Well you do it. I let us know how it goes. Are you for sure going to get it taken off though?

Now that I have my sister's blessing because it just felt like something really special we did together, and as long as she's cool with it, I'm cool with it.

Mike, you want to get any of yours taken off? No, not at all. I'm gonna get more. I mean, does Mike have have two?

Have they bled?

No? He has.

I think we're just like cool and tough, wait.

Til you hit your forties.

Maybe maybe it's my skin elasticity too, Maybe my skin's an't.

Well, they're gonna make it like you're twenty again. Apparently they're like, we'll give you the integrity. It could be the placement where you have it right there. I think like the movement over time. You like how much a movie you rest? Yeah, mine are not in movable areas like muscles get bigger. But you know that's up. I got yeah, back of my tricep my forearm, and yeah, trust me, I'm like Popey. Basically they've gotten a lot bigger.

Well that's yeah. They're making a horror movie with Popeye.

Yeah, so anything you want to do with horror movie a horror horror? What I say a horror movie, okay.

A horror movie.

Amy you're saying horror.

No, we just say things differently, like I say.

Dwar, but but when you say it sounds like horror dwar horror, that's horror. Yeah, although I mean maybe a horror movie Popy would be good too. Already made that olive oil.

It's no good because like my I hear when I hear it back, I'm it sounds to me like I'm saying horror.

What horror movie?

That's better? That's better what she said that?

Maybe what kind of movie is it?

Horror?

No?

Yes, no no, but I can put a hard R on the back of horror.

Horror, So I need to put a space between, like I took your mind.

Yes, Like it's almost like I went horror.

Yes, But how you're saying it is Popeye's in a horror movie.

That sounds fine to me.

Horror movie, different movie. You want me to say, the plot's way different in that one, right, So.

You want me to say horror, but that's what the word is. That's how I have to say, Like, that doesn't sound weird? Do you horror?

But when you do it like that, it sounds like a horror or slut movie. Okay, so say the word not say the word go horror.

What are you saying a horror movie? What a horror movie? Horror film?

You should not just I know how to go it's scary?

Should go?

Should go to thesaurus and just go scary man.

Whatever, This isn't a thing the entire time we work together.

That's a one though, That one you really can't slip up on I'm not slipping up. No, No, I'm saying that's one that There's some things you can mispronounce. It's not a big deal. Like lunch. Fox can't say ambulance, he goes amblance drawer. Who cares. We know what that means for sure. But if you say horror, it sounds like horror.

But I'm saying horror, Guys.

I'm about to go crazy.

Yeah, that's exactly what.

Say it faster, go, I'm trying.

Okay, horror, horror, horror. Now I just have to break it up.

My brain hurts. Okay, we're here, let's go. Let's start the show.

Now.

We got a whole horror show coming.

Up for you.

And when you say it that way, that sounds fine.

No it doesn't, Yes it does. It's horror.

We're just going to have to agree to disagree.

No, there's no agreeing or disagreeing. What's to disagree on? What are we disagreeing about?

We just hear? You can't you you can't hear what I hear is? Do you have no idea what I'm hearing?

Everybody? What is she saying?

What was carved into her car back in the day?

What is she saying or or yeah like the bat.

But I'm okay.

We're just gonna say if I was listen, if I said I'm gonna get a spoon and a fork, but I mispronounced fork with the F word because because I didn't couldn't say it right, I'm not. I would say, I know, but you would say stop saying that word fork because you can't say it right because it sounds like the F word, right, Yes, yeah, that's where we are on a junior varsity version. Then I'll say scary boom, nailed it.

Fixed, No problem.

All right, let's go. What disease do you have? You want to tea?

You have a why?

Bird flu? Why mean here though? If you have bird flu?

Because I don't think I have it, she thinks I have it, go ahead, so she sent me a screenshot. I just haven't been feeling good, like not sick or coffee or anything.

I don't have fever or anything. I just don't feel like myself. That's aid quademic. Everybody's sick with something. Well, I don't think everyone is, but I have like shortness of breath.

A pandemic would be that.

If If that's yeah, gosh, go ahead, go through your symptoms.

So I just have shortness of breath, I feel weak, I feel kind of tired at the end of the day, like more than normally. And so my wife's like, maybe you have the bird flu, because if you look at the description of bird flu, it says that it can be trans transferred by kissing cattle.

And I did that over the break.

I fed cattle and I even posted on my Instagram and me kissing the nose.

Of a cow.

And she's now saying, like, you, I think you could have bird flu if you don't feel good.

How much is this convincing you you might have bird flu? I mean now percentage fifty, No, not that high.

Note with this was how many days ago did you kiss the cow? And then how long does it take.

To it'd probably be about what two weeks? And the picture looks like you're almost kissing the cow. I eventually kissed it. I eventually kissed kissed its nose. Bird slimy, gross bird flu symptoms, feeling see if you have these good bird flu symptoms. It is also called H five and one.

Oh, that sounds worse. Drake off, drake off, Yes, sore throat a little bit. When I wake up. This is all stuff though, that you'd have for these other ones.

Oh, fatigue, tired, sureness of breath, That's what I'm telling you, running nose a little bit, sneezing, No, sneezing.

Symptoms usually appear within ten days of exposure.

It's two weeks. I told you guys, about two weeks off. I kissed that cout could take longer.

That's diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, rash, seizures, altered consciousness.

None of that, Okay, none, thank god.

I'm gonna say you don't have it, but I think if it's fifty percent, you need to go get checked for bird flu.

So my wife wants you thought you had cancer at one point? Yeah, and you did it? Yeah, because my apparently I ate too much popcorn. The side of my stomach was hurting.

He thought this cramp was He thought he had cancer, and he was afraid to go to the doctor.

I realized that we have the VIP pass of the movie theater and you can get unlimited popcorn.

And the day before I ate a lot of popcorn. It got stuck in there.

Yeah. Are you going to get checked for bird flu? Because if you don't, you we're not allowing you to bring it up anymore because you can't. We can't do bits and bits on this if it's just like you're not getting checked.

So I need to go to the doctor and tell him, like, all right, I kissed the cow. Test me first. I don't think you have kids the cow and I liked it.

Cows were they were they random.

Or kind of random? I don't know the owners?

Oh well, because I thought you could check with the owner and see if their cows are infected.

And the rule is if you have a disease, you have to share what the person you Yes, I had a relationship with cow.

Yeah, you basically had a cow std Yeah.

How do you get checked for birthday?

Yeah?

That's my question. To go to the doctor and call the doctor. Just call.

Okay, I don't think you have it, but if you think it's fifty percent, you don't need to be here till you get checked. Now, now what's the percentage? I mean now it's going lower. Okay, because he got.

To go to the doctor.

It's the here's a question to be.

Well, Hello, Bobby Bones, I heard you guys talking about earning less or more than your spouse and that dynamic that is very close to home.

My wife has always earned more than me.

I've been fine with it, but in the past five years, her career has taken off and now she runs over ten times what I do. I still make a good living. My job allows me to balance work and family time, which her demanding job doesn't. While I'm happy being dynamic with the ability to be there for the family and work, I feel judged by her family. Over the holidays, I dealt with more than a couple off hand comments from her brothers and dad.

Oh.

I laughed off their jabs, but it hurts. How can I feel more confident about our financial roles and stop letting these comments bother me? Signed husband to a successful woman, I'm going to say first, nothing from the exterior is going to help you get through this. So there's nothing that can happen that somebody does or doesn't do to you that's gonna make you better with it. This is gonna be a completely internal understanding and realization of your value and.

How it's probably different than your wife's.

Right now, a lot of her value is financially, but like you said, you're able to do things with the family that she's not able to because she's at work.

There is significant value there.

They're probably not gonna stop making those jabs and you don't even want to go to them and be like, that hurts my feelings because that's not having your family. Your own brothers will make fun of you.

You go to her.

Family, and yet here's my feet that just let them do their thing with the understanding of they don't know you or your life or the value that you bring. And that's okay, so completely internal because nothing externally is gonna help you get through this. But I think it's understanding what your value is and not going a all value is based on money, because that's obviously not true. I understand how that would hurt. Oh, that would hurt.

What's up with them?

Like why do they feel they need to do that? Is this their own insecurity? Are they jealous or are they jealous?

I don't think it's a jealousy thing unless they're jealous of something other than like he's younger than them or better looking or right, yea something that's not what they're making fun of him for.

That. That's not cool. Nothing you can change a fix you had, just got to be good with yourself.

I would just embrace it, own it.

I don't think outwardly though, you don't make it.

No, you don't have to, but in your mind, like this is around your family, and like really be proud of the dynamic y'all have, and that it doesn't disrupt your relationship because they're clearly guys that that probably wouldn't flow in their home and that's just so backwards.

It's And if you really wanted to get at them, I mean, this is what you really could do. And I don't know your personality, but if I were somewhere and let's say Caitlin had a bunch of brothers, which she doesn't have a bunch of brothers, and they were doing this to me, man, I'd hit them with a oh, man, I hear what you're saying, but a lot of my.

Value is based on family.

I'd get real serious and make them feel small as a freaking aunt and go Yeah. It was a bit hard at first because of traditional standards, and what our culture has taught us. And she does make more money than me, and I'm so proud of her for doing that. But what I'm proud up for myself is being there for my family because I feel like there's tremendous value in that.

And at times that gets like.

You can hit them with that, hit them with a little ted talk, dude, they will never do that again.

But you don't have to do that.

It's got to be found first within yourself before you can put it out.

I don't hate that.

Yeah, I think that's that's level too. Once you get it figured it out.

Yeah, I can actually think, Yeah, if you can do that in a calm way and really mean what you're saying, wait.

Till Christmas, till next year is the problem? Get that ready?

Okay, okay, okay, And just remember people's opinion of you is none of your business.

You are valuable, You matter. Yes, all mattering and all value isn't the same. So I wanted to be proud of what you're doing. You have made decisions that have allowed you to do this with your family and allowed your wife the freedom to do that, because had you not, she wouldn't be able to.

That's all imost say. I feel good about it.

Good luck buddy, you're you're out in the deep blue wander.

That's pretty awesome. I'm jealous of him. You just don't want to work as much.

That's all.

That's it, Yes, all right, close it up. There's a voicemailing last night Morning Bobby Morning Studios.

Just wanted to know if there was an update on the whole.

Eddie trying to find a friend.

And she feels he got posted by that guy from the basketball court.

Thank you love the show.

Eddie met a dad and then they tried to hang out and then the dad ghosted him.

What's up?

I'm double checking, but I don't think I ever got a response from the text that I sent him.

Then you must have done something because I encouraged that he hey, text him again even though he ghosted you. Sometimes people get busy and if you text him again, he didn't respond again. Dude, either your breath stunk or maybe I got the wrong number.

Oh that's what losers think.

Think if I think that, or like maybe maybe because I'll do that too, I go, maybe the text.

Didn't go through. Now that's a loser think by me. Yeah, I didn't get a response, and what did.

You write the last time? Because it was it was like, hey man, sorry, let me know it missed you.

Last time you gave me a whole script, like I can't even find the text. Do you think that maybe you're not as cool as you think you are? No?

No, because in person do we hit it off. We were talking about.

A lot of every dude that meets anyger No I square the Hooters waitress man, she would choose into me.

No bro, she's trying to get a tip. There's nothing. Good luck dude, dang it. You always have us well, I can always depend on you, guys. Thank you.

Pile of stories.

My daughter wants a nose ring, so I feel like I'm going to take her This story that just went viral about a woman who got her nose ring caught in the mesh on the back of an office chair and she had to be taken to the local fire department where they were able to cut her free.

Hilarious, awkward, kind of felt bad, hilarious. Number one, hilarious when I'm ranking because she didn't get hurt long term, and also when she's sniffing the chair.

Got well, she was sticking her nose in the holes in the back like she was joking around, and then you're caught in the mesh and no one could free it, and obviously it's her nose, like you don't want to rip it.

And that's so funny.

So if I'm ranking them, I'm going to go nose stud at one, nose ring at two, and at three, I'm gonna put septum.

The ring.

You're just talking about the hoop like a hoop.

Yeah, I'm going stud at one in the power rankings, Like that's ringing it to septim at three. Not really a septum guy, I look like I need a red cape and to oly.

But some people can.

Pull it off, like alt chicks can pull it off pretty good, or the exact opposite of all chicks.

And it's kind of the juxtaposition of the like it's unexpected.

Yeah, like everything is like a beauty of beauty in the beast and then there's a septum ring there.

Girl next door with a septum girl.

Next door not really so much, but like girl at a much. Yeah, all right, what else?

I have some modern trends that people may regret in ten years. I'll give you the top top five on the list. One is getting advice from TikTok influencers instead of actual experts.

Okay, but to be fair, there are actual experts on TikTok that do influence me. So I would say getting yes, advice from idiots that aren't credentialed in the area you're looking for advice, and.

Yes, devaluing craftsmanship.

So sometimes we're just like, oh, I want to quick fix or we'll just build this because it's quickly, and we kind of, oh, well that works.

I just hire somebody and I asked them not to devalue craftsmanship. But I will not do it because I.

Suck bullying teachers out of the profession. Like in ten years we may have less and less teachers.

Teachers and parents get a raw deal generally speaking, because everybody wants to judge everything that they're doing, and I think stylistically everybody's different.

Are you okay, go ahead?

Filming kids worst moments for Internet clout.

Nah, that's pretty funny though, when they fall down and stuff, but they say like bad words. I will watch a five minute reel of toddlers saying the worst bad words and laugh out loud like someone's in the backseat and you're like, what'd you say? Dad said the bidden Eagles lost the game last night, and the kids like two and a half.

Dude, I will laugh every time. That's the funniest thing to me.

Okay, And the number one thing we may regret in ten years is putting our entire lives on the internet.

I feel like we're a little better about that though.

I think.

Maybe in a couple will regret what we did like seven eight years ago, more than ten years from now, because I think we kind of understand yeah, because it used to used to be like and the joke would be like I don't want to follow you and take a want you to take a picture of your food, And people don't do that that much anymore, like I do if it's like rocking, but people don't just update

Is for sale, the sign of yeah, it'd be like, oh yeah, yeah.

Just find your personal information in weird ways now.

Bought this house and if the real its on there and they know the city you're in, they can easily find relive.

I regret putting my birth certificate online. Yes, I really regret that I shouldn't have done that. So anyway, what else you got?

One in five gen z ers can't change a light bulb.

Okay, there's two. Now that's not about gen Z. That's about that just being stupid.

Well, the light bulbs are a little more complicated now, they're not you put it in atturney.

I kind of want to go home and just with my kids again, my daughter being seventeen almost eighteen, I'm.

Gonna be like, do you know if you could change the light bulb right here?

Even if they've never changed a light bulb, you should be able to get the feel and just turn it. Because I never remember in my life at any point me not being able to change a light bulb. We even like seven years old, I know.

But something about them did they just fear it? Even the latter part.

It says like in the whole survey they talked about like getting out a ladder and.

Climbing up it and having to figure the light bulb.

If they're like they don't know how to use a ladder, oh my god, they say the latter eliminate the generation which had to start over.

The latter's too dangerous. I'm Amy. That's my file.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

So shout out to Spencer Bosley from Wichita, Kansas. Maybe you've seen him on TikTok or Instagram. He has millions of followers, but he recently came to the rescue of an elderly woman named Beth. She was struggling to maintain her yard, and the city reached out to her and said, hey, we're about to charge you two hundred and fifty dollars

Cool, we'll get there.

Guess what, he now has eight hundred thousand dollars and he's be able to do so much work at Beth's house.

It's really that's a lot more, a lot more. Does he give her all that? I mean he should, right, Well, he's organ really.

Good for He's gonna do like a ramp, a new driveway, a chair lit from her basement with all the broken windows. He's gonna hire a yard company to maintain her yard indefinitely.

To her.

No, No, I'm sure he'll diversify the funds elsewhere if he needs to.

He seems like just a really cool, very giving But I say, just for her, that's that's all her true. I don't know how they have to do, but maybe Beth would be like, you know what.

You know if that's good?

Tina down the road.

House. Have you seen this guy on TikTok? I saw him last night. Maybe I would recognize him, like he's come through my timeline.

I'm not for you page. Yeah.

I literally saw his video last night, and now that Amy's talking about that's crazy.

I saw one video.

It's got I just looked it up to make sure it was the same guy, and it is. It's got almost twenty million views at this point. But he showed up at one girl's house just saying, hey, in your yard's a little overgrown. I want to take care of it for free, and she literally like what, and then she goes, wait, I've seen you on TikTok and you don't recognize all.

That's awesome. I'm looking at him now in his story, but I don't recognize him. Well, now that we're talking about your phones listening, it'll be on today.

The cool thing about him is he started mowing yards I think when he was like eleven years old or something, and then just started to see overgone yards and then went to go most some of them for free at night in his spare time. And then he started making videos and uploaded them and then there's been such a response and that's how he has millions of followers.

Now.

Mowing is his name.

I would recognize the guy that goes around and people like pull into a parking spot in an expensive car and it goes can ask your question, what do you do for a living?

Yeah?

And then sometimes people recognize him and they're like, oh, I've seen that guy. Would recognize a great story. That is what it's all about. That was telling me something good. They ask people what their dream job would be, just generally it will be a dream to do this job, even if you have no experience, no background in it. First, I'm gonna ask you, what do you think the number one dream job of people teens to older adults would be a number one dream job anybody walking down the.

Street teens to older adults.

That that's your sample size there.

Okay, when you say older adult, what.

Does that mean? People aren't dead?

Oh gosh.

So like if I ask my teenager her dream jobs, you can be like influencer, YouTube but.

That's a good one, and that, but that would be the younger.

And then I feel like older adults might be like, uh, a pilot.

Number one answer, pilot.

The number one answer overall over the whole wide nest is pilot.

You got there, I got there, you.

Worked through it and you got there.

That's crazy, I'm stressful.

Why so it doesn't go into their specific reasons. Do you guys want to be pilots? I don't want to be a passenger.

I don't want to fly, So no, So number I'm gonna read you the list here, I'm gonna give you top ten, and then what is your what would your dream job be? Now? You specifically number one pilot, number two, attorney, number three, police, officer number four, pharmacist number five, nurse number six, physical therapist number seven, midwife number eight, prosecutor a little overlap there with attorney, but okay, number nine,

No rock star or anything. No, I don't think people really feel like.

That's a real job that you can get because rock star you've got to go and actually do all the work as like a poor musician these if you just get thrown into that you I mean, you can start being a YouTuber right now.

I can't just be a rock star.

Yeah, I feel like judge, no way to ever want to do that.

I do that tomorrow. I'd be a judge tomorrow.

No, no, I tell my wife there are two things I could do, a CIA agent and a judge tomorrow.

Doesn't that mean to go with you everywhere? That bailiff, No, bailiff does not go with you, bro.

I feel like you just constantly think your life was in danger if you were Judge.

I feel right now, okay, I live in danger. Dangers. My middle name that or William. I forget. I think it's William Oh kid me too. Now that you say that, I think it is William Amy dream.

Job heart surgeon?

What on earth?

Let's go, I respect I would know how to do it. I'd be a respected cardiologist. I'd go speak at convention.

So now you want to be a speaker.

No, because I'd be really sought after and I would go. My friend is a hear her husband's a heart surgeon, and it's really he goes and speaks all over the world.

Dang okay, I like it.

I'm like, that's you get to travel.

Big big eyes and big goals. And she nailed at heart surgeon is her dream job. I'm gonna go. I don't want to be lame. I'm gonna be so lame. Can we can I be lame?

Yes?

Permission to be what I'm doing I'm doing.

No, you can't do that.

I know it's lame. Okay, baseball player, there we go, there we go. I use I build legs. IT'SUND twelve.

You don't think the baseball player thing that would get tiring, tiring, wake me waking up at three fifteen in the morning, gets hung every day.

I hate it out of all the professional sports.

You choose baseball, Football, shorter shelf, live, get injured more. Baseball is guaranteed money. Basketball is too. Baseball careers baseball, you would probably make more money if you're good. I gotta get good.

The game is slow, iron man.

It's a lot of days, a lot of there's a.

Lot of games. Yeah, basketball nineties, high energy, but you just.

Like basketball better. I like baseball. I'm judging, you know what I do. I want to do hard. I do brain Amy brain thinks that would be really cool.

Brain would be cool.

I just feel like it just be so cool that you knew how all these things work and you're saving lives in this way, and people just be like, it's got to be weird for those people.

So I'll be baseball player. Except really it's this.

I'm Eddie.

Well, I'm not going to make any money doing this, but I want to be a fishing boat captain. It's just not about money. That's what you enjoyed. Your You guys are gonna be rich your baseball.

I may have a lot of medical debt, that's true.

Yeah, Amy's in debt, not breaking playing and maybe the Rochester Onions.

Maybe I do volunteer.

Hearts terrible. You can do that behind wall files right now. So you'll be fishing boat captain. Nice God to be on the ocean every day.

You're like, oh, yeah, not not the lake because Arkansas keeps a striper guide for a long time.

That you don't want to do that.

No, No, I want to go out to the ocean, deep sea fishing every single day, pull out some big monsters out of the ocean.

Got it, Morgan, Oh, I.

Want to be an astronaut. I'm so fascinated by space. Like I wish that I could work for NASA right now. I wish that I was so smart that I.

Could understand and just discover aliens, life, everything, aliens.

Yeah, it doesn't.

Scare you to gopee surgery.

You can find aliens.

You can, I guess I'm saying, is there Do you have fear about going to space though? Like if you got an offer to go to space tomorrow your show.

Yes, I would never go. So fascinating.

If Jeff Bezos called it was like, Muggan, it's Jeff Bezos. I like to come out of the flat. When you got to go up to come back down. Would you like to go Yes, I fascinating picture of Doctor Evil kind of looks like him.

I love I was I had a telescope so I could just see everything.

A telescope. I'll make that happen.

Amazon dot Com they sold the Lush Bark Easy Reality Star, Reality TV star, jump from show to show, win one, you work what two three months a year? I mean, oh my goodsh it would be so amazing, and go to these cool locations where they.

Film these shows. You battle it out for millions of dollars. Give it to me.

I don't think there are many shows that battle it out for millions anymore.

Yeah, Survivor, Amazing Race, it's de.

Million if you win the Survivor R a million.

Dollars dealers dealer, That's what I'm saying. But you got your appearance fee that you're going to win all those You don't win them all, but you're gonna win some of them.

But who gets to do all the reality shows? So I guess it's like a lot of them.

He does a lot of people do.

Now.

They bounce from one to one to one to one to one.

They go from Survivor games make mister visus five million.

That's the most ever Netflix, No, Amazon, Amazon, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.

You guys crap on mine. It's awesome.

You're good dude. Good luck. Everybody got made fun of. You're just the one that got sensitive over.

I think I crapped on Bobby's more.

Am was like, how about basketball?

Sorry?

Gosh, yeah, I support you. I'll be your speech though.

Thank you.

Don't forget though, Morgan's gonna find.

Okay.

It just just depends on nice they are back. Have you seen a rival?

Yeah, I've seen a rival.

That's what.

I also love sci fi movies, documentary.

I think it's real. Just learn how to speak. Today, we're drafting best candy bars. Amy got the first pick.

We rolled the dice.

What's the greatest candy bar?

Amy?

Does that count?

You can pick anything you want, so you pick well.

By the look on your face, I'm not sure that you think that Reese's cups count well.

He didn't like it because he as peanut butter.

Why.

I have a list and that's done it. But it's really it's not a candy bar. But I think you're it's on the it's a candy bar aisle. Like I don't care and fight you over it. I think people would agree with you. Right cups but cut right cups. Cups Yep, yeah, I like it, stand by it.

They look like a bar in the package looks at a bar.

Hey, couldn't said it better myself, sister. All right, Ray, my turn, mm hmm.

This is for Boomer.

He told me every kid at his school loves Twigs. Twigs is awesome, and Boomers his nephew.

Yah, Boomer's how old seventeen? That's our demo. Baby Ray goes with Twigs as the best candy bar lunchbox.

You're not yourself when you're hungry.

Snickers, Yeah, that's made out of it number one.

I'm shocked it made it the three.

But I don't like peanut butter, to be honest, so I wouldn't have jumped out on that one.

I don't like Snickers.

You don't.

Sorry.

Usually, if I'm like feeling like somebody else and I have Snickers, I myself again, of course, yes Moregan.

Oh, I'm gonna go with kit Cats.

That was the one I was just hoping would last great pick.

I have nothing like I have. I have nine candy bars, but none of them are in the category of.

The top tier. Like you guys as are I have nothing.

I understand all mine are garbage, and I'm gonna finish last because mine suck.

I got the bad dice roll and I hate.

Peanut butter but I guess I'm gonna go with a butterfinger because it's like the biggest brand.

I mean, yeah, what else are you gonna do?

I right, maybe it's right. People like it. I hate.

I'm struggling on what the big next butterfingers mine good pick.

That's the first round, So now we're gonna go backward and I'll get the first pick of.

The second round. Oh this just in still a bunch of suck ones. You know, I'm tempted. There are no rules, Oh I know, hence Reese's cups. Like what if I want like turkey and dressing and just do the whole thing off?

Its weird, yeah, or like charity to orphans and like just put like something in there to get votes.

I won't do that. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go pay day good. It's my second round pick best candy bars. I used to work a hobby lobby and I didn't have dinner one night and I had like eight of them because it's all there was to eat and I haven't had one since I felt so bad for weeks.

So but pay Day I did like them back in the day.

Morgan, This could go either way, but I'm gonna go with watching McCall it.

I'm sure it's great.

Oh gosh, I think it has everything from every little bar.

It's crispy, it has caramel, it has like the top stretch like if.

You open it, they're delicious.

Yeah, it was so good.

I don't know.

I don't know what that one is.

They renamed it though it's not even watch are.

No they still have.

I just thought it was the one that were in little Squares. When you break there's caramel that comes out of it.

Yeacial, I don't know.

Uh lunchbox, Yeah, you're gonna have to give me the milky Way.

Mmmm, actually the worst one.

Well, I need to be explained to what a milky way is. Yeah, that's a weird one.

Man.

It's like a Three Musketeers, but with caramel kind of it's like a nugget.

What I know is just it's just like you said this from Halloween.

The Mini's like what, there's the coconut one, almond Joy like Almond Joy has nuts, mounds nuts whatever that song.

Is, Guys, I don't know the many candy bars I think about it. Milky Way is almost like a Snickers without.

The nuts, like JB Snickers, Like I couldn't quite make it.

Take all the good stuff out of a Snickers, and it's.

A milky And then Three Musketeers just has the nugget.

That's funny.

You call it?

What do you call it?

Nugget?

Okay?

I thought it was like a chocolate moose.

Is it not?

It's a nugat?

Okay, let's go over to I think it's rat Oh Ray going backward, go ahead?

Ray bones favorite and he didn't pick a Rollos That was my dude.

Yes, it's my favorite, but I didn't want to go non traditional because.

I have terrible choices. Yeah, rollers are awesome. It is the best. Okay, best candy bars.

Were drafting Amy's take five?

Please explain?

Oh, take five is got the pretzel in the middle with the peanut butter around.

You're going full rees's.

I like it.

You're committed, You're dedicated.

Donald.

Did you know you did that?

Yes?

I did good.

Take five is so good.

Not hating on it, but I like to take five.

I'm with you.

Yeah, underrated a peanut butter.

Yeah, that's why I wouldn't. I wouldn't wade in that water peanut butter for me?

Uh?

Okay, Amy, so far you have Reese's Cups and Take five as your best candy bars?

Take five a candy bar?

Though, Yeah?

Okay, what is your last pick? That's delicious?

Is it really only Halloween in a little back because it's like the toffee or have.

You ever gotten a blizzard with heat?

Where that's good?

Okay, Amy's got Reese's Cups, Take five and Heath bar Amy's grandma.

I know your grandma there, and I like them.

Take five is young in him?

M if you have to say that about it, a good choices, right, you're up.

My other nephew Asher, at his school, they eat feastables that mister beasts candy bar.

That's not a candy bar, isn't Is it feastable? A candy bar? Or like a Okay, no clue.

And the cool thing about him is there're snap and e BT, So if you're low income, you can go to the store and.

Use that and get them raise. Right, I'm thinking of uncrustables, which are have peanut butter in them. So I don't even know what that is. What feastables, it's for sure a candy bar. I don't know what you said after that. I was looking it up, but I'll but good good pick. Wait, so poor people eat beasta boaster free. You don't have to get And when I was a kid, I had one hundred of these. I mean awesome.

The government cheese, man, now you can get the feasts that's awesome.

Government cheese is now a candy bar.

All right, lunchbox, Yeah, guys, it is plain and it is delicious. Give me the Hershey's Milk chocolate bar.

Plain Hershey's bar. It's pretty good. Morgan, I don't know.

I feel like I'm struggling.

Okay, I'm between two, and I guess Bobby could have the other one.

I've got like nine.

That sucks. I have a lot of options.

Yeah, like they both are not my favorite, but okay, I'll go with the Three Musketeers.

Can you I've had one? Don't really remember it? Are you going through memory? Because explain to me what's in that?

Yeah, it's just like it to me, it's chocolate moose on the inside and then the outside is like hard chocolate.

That's the that chocolate news. I know what that is in a candy bar.

Wellky really good. I just am never gonna like purposely choose it.

Okay, So I'm the last to go, so I can just tell you guys what I have on my list here. I do have something like Hershey's with almonds.

That's the best. I do have a baby Ruth.

That's good.

Could you pick that world's famous chocolate with almonds?

Sure?

I can pick whatever the crap I want.

What's called candy sold on the street and the box for charity charity candy bars, let's sold them.

I all sold them, I'm sure at one point. But those are good.

One that I really like that I don't know that the public likes that I love is Nestley crunch bars.

I love them, uh in that foil paper and they got the rice Christines in them.

The Hershey's cookies and cream is another Hirshey's, which is more of a niche version of the that I have on my list. I haven't put Cadbury eggs now. I know, not the most popular, but I just was writing stuff down.

Okay, you me a grandma.

I didn't see. I'm not picking it. I had yours on my list.

Too, but I didn't pick them, saying if you go with Cadbury, I'm not going to you're the old one.

Mounds. Because I was talking earlier, I know, I know, I know.

I think I'm gonna go with this and it could get me eliminated, but it also could be a home run. I have a puncher's chance with this one, and I'm gonna follow the lead. If people like Amy and Ray, I know he's doing this, I'm taking and I'm taking M and MS.

Yeah, yeah, I thought about it.

I'm gonna go M and MS because it's not a it's not a candy bar.

I'm a fraud. But I hate the rest of them, just plain or Peanut.

I'm just I'm just gonna go with emin M's in general and let people assign whichever one they want because there are.

A lot of varieties. Now, yeah, I'm just gonna go Eminem's.

Do you like peanut Eminem's, you don't like peanut butter?

I love peanuts. I love peanuts, and I love butter, and I love almond. Butter will never make sense to me, but people hate peanut butter.

The smell of consistency of peanut butter and almond butter is very different.

It's not even a consistency. I don't want it mouth to get the consistency smells.

So bad you don't smell it when you're eating the peanut.

My nose is in my nose, hole, in my mouth.

It is my mouth. It's all part, it's all connected.

No, I can eat peanuts all day long. I hate peanut butter.

You have to swallow it real quick before I can enjoy.

Sometimes I'll take butter and put peanuts in it. Oh, I eat that your own peanut. Yeah, lot concoction. Okay, So we all have our teams. You can go to Bobby Balones dot com and vote on the team you like the best. Don't vote on just the first pick, obviously, because not everybody got the first pick. But Amy has Reese's Cups, Take five in Heaths, bar Ray has Twigs, rollers and feastables. It's hilarious. It's like grandma and grandson, like a twelve year old is Ray. Lunchbox has Snickers,

I mean, what is your theory? Why do we order more food when the waiter weighs more.

Well, the first theory that comes to mind is maybe they eat more and they recommend more, or what they're recommending is necessarily like, you know, the friendliest when it comes to your health. So they might be like, oh, you got to get this appetizer and you got to get this fried thing and get this that.

They're more passionate about the Calamara.

Maybe okay, maybe.

I mean my dad always carried a luxury and he loved food, was very passionate. I feel like he would have recommended so much on the menu. So that's just I mean, that's where my brain goes.

I would believe somebody fatter when they're talking about eating.

And they know what they're talking about, yeah, I'd be like, that's an expert.

Yeah yeah.

Like if somebody comes and they're all ripped up on their tight shirt and they're like, hey, the cheesecake to die for, I'll be like.

You're full of crap.

Yeah you lie.

You've never tried to think you may be onto something here.

What a weird study though, to go like, let's just see about fat waiters versus skinny waiters.

It's weird.

But when I see an influencer, I want to know that they're an expert in the area they influence and maybe they're just our table influencers.

Yeah, yeah, and maybe it's good for them because the more people spend, the bigger their tip.

What if you think that, like they eat the food they're so much, that they're fat and that it must be good. That's kind that's that's that's a child of what Amy's saying.

Yes, No, I just I think we trust them. Yeah, they probably saying yeah we tried. It may not even be that they know everything from that restaurant.

I think they'd never thin get it on the menu for sure, right right.

Right in general they know also that I would also think somebody that's in shape at it, let's just say an Applebee's and as like recommending all the that I'd be like, you just you're lying, you're passing the company line here that.

You didn't eat that.

I don't know.

I'm just thinking like of times that I've been out to eat and I've asked the server and when they don't answer directly with confidence, I don't believe what they're saying. Like there was one time where we were asking and he was like, oh, yeah, this is my favorite, and then he had to look down at his piece of paper and he's like, there's.

Mushrooms and there's cheese.

Like he was trying to explain it, but he acted like it was his favorite dish ever.

And I was like instantly, I don't believe you.

So unfair to go skinny waiter doesn't know, but I can understand why. It'd be like, if you go and you want to become a bodybuilder or learn how to get in real big shape, you'd probably want to go to somebody that is in shape. Whenever you eat, you probably want to go to someone that does eat. Whenever you want to learn how to fly, you go to pilot. Sure, maybe that's what it is. I thought that was so interesting, And also who thought to do that study? Let's go and see if the fat waiters no more.

Sometimes when we go over certain studies, I'm like, we really invested time and money into this research.

Cornell did, dude.

But it makes me think too, like, wow, that's what everyone else is doing in the world, Like somebody's doing that right now.

That's when they say I want to study. That's going to work. It's time for the good news.

Bobby a dad and a son in North Carolina heroically saved a cop and the dog cop had from a burning car after a high speed chase. So Curtis and his seventeen year old son Pete, they heard about the crash on a police scanner and so like, we got to go to this. So the deputy Robert Taylor's vehicle had collided with a tree during a pursuit of a suspected stolen car.

When it hit the tree, the car caught on fire.

Bad collision, Like the entire front is smushed in, big fire coming out of the front of it. They hear about it on the radio. They happen to be close. They're like, that's near it.

They go over to it and that they literally climbed in the car and got the dog and the guy out.

I mean, it's a bad crash. I'm surprised that anybody lived from this crash. The father and the son's bravery insured the officer and the dog lived. They said, right place, right time. But I'm telling you it's got to be more than just that. It's got to be right place, right time, right person, right decision. And the man heroic brain. Yeah, all that man upstairs. Man deputies upstairs, everybody. Deputy Tailor's recovering well after surgery, and they're going to honor the

If they didn't put in the story and he crashed, maybe he lost them. Oh, he for sure lost him. I mean, well yeah, but if he was the only one, for sure he's gone.

He's out there, because then you take your resources and you go help the guy rather than chase the guy. Right, Yeah, shout out to the dam the Sun, Pete and Curtis heroes Man.

That's from the New York Post. That's what it's all about.

That was telling me something good.

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