SORE LOSERS: Why Are People So Stupid?

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Did I know? See?

Yo? Yo? I didn't know you started it? Yo? Yo? Oh are you well? I don't know what you're saying. Yo.

For got no headphones?

No, you have headphones in. I'm impressed now you can hear. Yeah, good man, I'm gonna tell you what got a lot of excited people sending me emails.

Oh my gosh, I'm so glad. I bet the fantasy lave. I've been dreaming about the Thank you so much.

Consider your ass kicked. And I'm like, whoa, thank you. I'm glad there's excitement. I'm glad you're decided. You got to hear your name called on Wednesday. I'm glad you sent the two hundred dollars via Venmo to me and you are ready to play. And I mean we are like a less than a week away from the NFL season. We got to get this drafted. I mean it's crazy.

Forty eight times two hundred that much.

Yeah, And I did I forget to tell you that it's okay.

You don't got to tell me, man.

I forgot to tell you that the boys started soccer this past weekend.

I'm good and.

So baby Box two. He's in kindergarten, he's five.

He had hit the one that came in here.

Yes, he had the first game at noon. And we signed up for a new league because the old league we played in, how do I describe it was trash, like they never teach the rules, there's never off sides. They don't you know, keep score at any age. It's just, oh, they're all there for fun, even the older kids.

You were playing at a homeless person's park.

The only reason we played there is because they three and four year olds could play. It was great when we first started, but we need we need a better competition. We need to start keeping score. We need to start having standings and let them know, hey you're in first place, you're in second place. Kids have to learn that eventually.

Yeah, MLS standings.

And so we talked to some neighbors like, oh, we play in this league, good competition. You know that's the league. You should sign up for him? All right, great, sign it up. We show up on Saturday about eleven thirty. Baby Box two's got his game at noon, and I see some other kids getting out of the cars and I look at my wife and I said, this is in the league for us, this is going to be awful.

Ray they we're all parents in the Premier League.

No, I said, this is this is this in our league. It's not going to be competitive. The kids that are getting out of the other cars.

It was all families from London.

No, no, no, they didn't look like they were there to play soccer. They were there there there to be there with their friends and hang out. And so we my baby box two. His team has four players on it. You play a forty minute game and the four players play all forty minutes, so it's four on four and he has two buddies from his kindergarten class on his team and then some kid that he went to preschool with.

Yeah. Injury.

No, no, he wasn't injured. He just I don't know what happened. He never even got near the ball, but twelve seconds in he was out. Ran to his mom.

Sounds like a tough school district. You guys are at there in the Castle district.

Sat on his mom's lap Ray Private School, and I was like, hey, buddy, okay, you want to come back in? No, no, done, want to come back in. So I look at baby Box three, who's three years old, and their five year old and six year olds are playing on this field and say, hey, bud, you want to play gus. Yeah,

We are pretty dominant.

And I said, so you're gonna just tell them, hey, you're on this team, but you're not on this team. You're gonna go play for this team. He goes, Look that one kid's having a meltdown already because the other kid on their team is when his dad was the coach, and he's screaming at his dad, Dad, you're not even helping me get out of here. You don't even know

See, this just sounds like there's no learning.

There's no learning.

And maybe the parents are there having mimosas. Maybe it's your release from being away from work, your wife's release from being away from the house. Let parents have their release, Let the kids have the release. Guys, nobody's gonna be playing in the Premier League.

No, no, oh, some are. No. No, that's what I'm saying. I know my kids are dam no, no, no, I don't even think my kids.

Are that good. Then why are they playing?

No? No, they love to play. But this league that we're playing in, it's not the right league.

Right, They don't care. That's called Nashville. It's called parents that are from SEC schools. They're all filthy rich and their kids don't give a rip because they got trust funds. Mississippi, Ole, miss Knoxville, Auburn, Alabama, Missouri, Vanderbilt, Saw Vanderbilt. They funnel them all up here to Nashville, Texas Yo, Yo, Texas, A and M and no, something's wrong with my headphones.

And after the first quarter of the dad, the coach on another team, he didn't come back out. He sent a woman out there so the kid will quit yelling at him.

That end and the guys that are taken their pants off, and so.

At the end of the game, a good game, good game, good game, and the one that was yelling at his parents just starts flailing his arms and punching every kid on our team. And the dad just stands there and I was like, that's okay, and I grabbed the kid and I'm like, who whoa, whoa. We're not going to do that. We're not going to do that. And I have to get down on one knee and hey, man, what's wrong, Bud? You mad? You lost?

You had to father another man's And he's like yeah, And.

I'm like, Bud, are you in kindergarten? He goes yeah, And I said, you're going to go to school on Monday and your friends are going to ask you did you play soccer And you're gonna say yes. They're not going to ask you who one who lost, who scored? How many goals. I said, you come out here to get better. Did you try your best? Yeah? Did you get better? No?

We lost.

I'm like, yeah you did, But that's not the point. No one's gonna ask you in a week. You're not gonna remember this. Look, all the kids are going to the playground right now. If you want to go to the playground, they're not worried about who won and lost. Just go to the playground. And I was like, but we did kick her, and he was like okay, and he's happy and he immediately walks over to his dad and he goes and starts throwing a fit again. I was like, okay, I tried.

I truly did. I can't believe the dad. What a man card removal?

Well, first he got he he didn't come back out for the second quarter of the dad and then the kid just flailing his arms, hitting all the other kids, and the dad just ends there like that's okay.

You gotta think those are probably pumper nickel shots he's doing in the parking lot.

So then baby Box plays at one o'clock another game. Yeah, baby Box one has to play back to back. They both played on field three, so we didn't have to move locations and had to uproot our family and move.

Fie. You guys pitched tents for the whole day.

No, we didn't. We just sat there. If you're there that long, we might we should have, but we didn't know. We sat in the We didn't bring a chair. We've never been to these fields. We thought maybe they'd have bleachers. Nothing. So we go out there and we show up and it's five on four. The other team only has four players. So I told the other coach. I was like, hey, do you want another player? And so I gave her one of my kids from the five year old team.

So now it's okay. Whoa thought you were not supposed to give them players? No, no, no, this.

Kid plays on baby Box twos team, not on he played the first game. So I gave her someone that had already played. Is five years old, now playing with six, six and seven year olds, and he played the first half, and Baby Box two played the second half on the other team against his brother.

That's cool.

That was fun.

You could do that in your backyard.

We do that in our backyard. And let's just say we won probably thirteen to nothing.

I don't want you see your brother over there.

I don't want you to kill him killing him.

Who'd you coach which kid?

Both of them?

No, you're only supposed to coach one. Coach.

Well, I coach baby Box one in the second game because he the baby Box two, was on the other team.

You see that kid, I want you to murder him.

I want you, I want you to take his legs out, take him out at the knees.

We know him though, that's better.

And we have two girls on baby Box's team, you know, the older kid that we don't know. And in between one of the quarters, the parents go, is that your kid number seven? I was like, no, I don't have a girl. I was like yeah, and they go, he's a real go getter, and I'm like, well, he's just playing soccer. I don't know. No one else seems want to play soccer like it makes it look like he's really good, but he's really not that good.

Thanks for gassing me up.

And so we were in like twelve to nothing, and the other coach tells me, man, because I gave her two kids from the five year old team, you know, in the first half and then my son and the action goes, you gave us two ringers. I'm like, they're two years younger. They're not even ring They're just kids that were staying on the sideline. But that's how bad their team was. Like the five year olds were the best players on their team.

It just sounds like a complete disorganization. A lot of these parents just running with their hair on fire man. Take kids to this, take kids to that. Are they learning anything? Are they getting in fights? One dad goes back in the parking lot to take shots and disappears and you get to pair in his kid. What is happening on soccer Saturdays?

And they didn't even mow the grass, so the grass was so freaking long.

I mean, that's some kid that's at the local high school at beach. He's getting high probably and.

He forgot to turn the mow we're on. He ran it over the grass, but it didn't moan. He's like, man, more must be broken.

See that would never happen in the country. Everything is mode, everything is kempt. There is maintenance crews every day of the week out painting signs, making sure the traffic lights work. What happens in Nashville is people just build skyscrapers. Are not worried about building families and building kids for the future. And I'll hang up and listen, Hey, that was the damn deepest thing you've ever said.

That was really deep. But I told my wife, I said, man, they're lucky they didn't mow the grass. We would have beat them forty to nothing because after about five minutes a baby Box one's game, they put cones like a little circle around in front of the goal and they're like, if the ball goes in here, you're not allowed to touch it. Well, I'm going to tell you at least fifteen goals stopped in that grass because it was so long that it would have just been absolutely obliteration.

So, really, was somebody supposed to mow it or do the parents?

Someone was supposed to mow it.

Okay, so it was a community area.

Someone the league or someone was supposed to mow it, and they didn't mow it.

Yeah. See that's somebody that's not doing their job. And we just discovered it. Whereas if we don't do our job, nine million Americans understand.

Yeah, So they totally dropped the ball. And we get in the car after word into my wife goes, you're right, this isn't gonna be our league. She goes, I don't. I said, listen, not saying these guys are superstars, but they need to play. So I said, I need them to have better competitions so they don't get these think they're freaking messy.

Did you just get on this podcast and brag that your kids are that far advanced in the competition.

No, no, they're not that far advanced. So that's the problem. And I and we got home, and I got the private school. They're not in private school. They go to public school.

You need to take them to beach. They'll get their butt kicked there to where. I don't know, some school. My wife couldn't go to. She had to go to private.

Oh so anyway, I got you're talking about Harper Hill. I got an email from the mom of the kid on Baby Box two team that played twelve seconds, and she informed us they won't be coming back.

Well, it was a good season. Got to hit her with that. Thanks coach a.

Heck of season. Great job, you know what I mean? Like, where do I send this trophy? So the problem is we play with four players. There's only four players on the roster, so now we're down to three, so I need to have a kid. So I think baby Box three will be a permanent fixture on the five year old team as a three year old.

Are we at a shortage of kids? Why is there we can't field?

Well? I think they keep it small teams so they get a lot of playing time. But I'm gonna tell you what. These kids they don't I mean most of them in this league that we just played last Saturday, they don't want to play. Get Thomas Retz kid. I heard he just had another one. I don't know if he's old enough to play. His other kids have to be old enough to play. Where do they play soccer? That's what I'm saying. I cannot figure it out. And

They don't want him to be good, not great?

No, No, they don't need to be doing traveling soccer where we're driving two hundred miles on the weekend to play a soccer game when they're this young. I just would like something where there's organized, where there's refs. These games didn't have refs. They don't have refs in this league. Like where.

I can't believe you're in a major city like Nashville and you're having trouble finding soccer, which tells me, oh my gosh, this sport is not growing.

No, No, there's soccer everywhere. That's the problem. There's too many leagues. But I want leagues that actually enforce the rules, have real referees, they keep standings. I just can't figure it out that it is driving me nuts.

But you are at a sport right now that's probably number four in America? Would you agree with that? Football? Basketball, Oh, baseball, soccer, and hockey, hockey. There are so many kids playing soccer. Let me just say this growing up in the country, I grew up in the country as well as now live in the country but work in the city. If you were able to follow, we haven't started the show.

I know, we'll do it in a second.

So we never had soccer, but we always heard the big city in Laramie, they're soccer leagues. Huge, sport is growing. Everybody's playing it. You guys should start playing soccer. Oh, we never did, and it never grew, and it never mushroomed, and it's still the exact same it was when I was a kid. But I'm telling you soccer's not in the country. It's in the city. You live in the city and you can't find soccer. Go to London. You

I don't know, man, right, I actually sat and watched the field over there. No I did. I did I see Scott in Scotland. Dude, at the park. There's some broskis that just got off work. They all came and they were changing clothes in the middle of the park, just kicking the ball back and forth.

I mean, if you and me are ever down by the Cumberland kicking a ball back and forth, somebody come over to me. I don't care if you're a listener, a fan, whatever, you just give me a big old kick right in the nuts, cause I do not need to be doing that after work. Get a life, people, unless it's fun. Actually it's kind of cool.

I mean they were sitting there with their bros just kind of talking, hanging out and the ball was flat. They weren't even worried about it being flat. It was just a chance just hang out with the guys after work. And hick the ball around.

You guys, care if I hackey saget with you.

There was a like a youth game that Saturday morning, and I was like, can I go watch it? I should go there over across the street in the park and watch it. My wife goes, that's creepy, and I was like, Oh, I just want to see if they're good.

They're not gonna judge you. You're in a foreign country. How's it going? Uh no, oh blah?

Which one is your kid?

Uh?

None, none of them. Just trying to, you know, check and see how the talent is over in Scotland. See if my kids should move over here and play.

My kids were in America.

So yeah, dude, I mean it was. It was a great weekend. Like they they played, they dominated, but it was like after a while I felt bad cheering when they scored a goal.

Yeah, well you're gonna start to develop how exactly you do cheer in these leagues? Do you support them all the way? Do you sometimes give them tough love, hard love, don't talk to them, punishment, make them run after they lose. You got to learn all that crap.

Yeah, no, I'm saying, but there was no punishment. There was no losing. I mean, it was just absolute domination.

I mean I pretty much went my entire childhood. I don't think my dad ever said anything was that we did was cool or good like. He was never like that was amazing that you guys got three hits. That was so cool. It was always when you're one for four, man, those strikeouts, those will kill you. Just gotta work on that. Gotta work on that, all right, Dad? When do I get to stop working at it? Oh? Okay, when I'm an adult and I don't play anymore? Got it?

Thank you?

There was no congratulation at this household.

Yeah. I didn't tell him congratulations. I just told him because I don't want I got They gotta keep working. This is the problem is you get this inflated ego and you think you're the best, you stop working, and that's how people plateau. I don't want them to plaateau. I want them to keep climbing that mountain. So I need better competition.

But there's the positive reinforcement, there's the supporting them throughout thick and thin. They're all that in the middle. But then there's the negativity. Positive reinforcement not celebrating them. You've got to figure out where you're going to fall into that.

Yeah, I just I mean, I think we're in the picking daisy crowd, and we need to be in the I want to play soccer crowd at this league.

That's the problem, and that shouldn't be your problem on the weekends when you pay for this. I understand, wy are you having to figure it out? You need to be like the CEO or the GM of the league.

So you're telling me I need to start my own league.

My dad any city we moved to, he's like, this leak's terrible. And he started his own league and took it over within a month. And he would revolution every city we went into, revolutionized the baseball team. Gwyn they never had baseball team. They had it within a month that we were there. Newberry never had won any games. We won every game and went down state and played baseball like within a month. My dad would take over the entire thing. He's like, this is a disaster. I'm

No, Keith didn't he didn't coach soccer, and he didn't he coached baseball kid.

It all starts with a dream. I have a dream kid.

Then every boy in Austin will play baseball kid and I will be the hut kid.

I haven't. I stole that from MLK kid, but it still works with you boys. And we have the convention on MLK weekend.

What a segue?

Wow?

Wow? Now should we start the show or should we take a break and start the show?

Break?

We'll take a break, Andy, And you guys want to know if there's a redraw. You want to know if we're it's tying to redraw some names. We'll tell you right after this.

We'll just end it.

Yeah, WHOA. I just have a question, And I mean this is a rhetorical question. Maybe why are people so stupid?

It goes across all countries, all demographics, it's widespread.

Well, the reason I ask is because yesterday I went into a place to get a smoothie and I went in and I said, hey, can I get the number five? Yeah, I'll get that for you at number five? And I'm talking little shop. They have one table, one table inside the place.

Sounds like they're not going to be in business for long because La La Land just came to town. What is that some in twelve South They do these machas and all the girls walk around these yellow cups that you can take home. Oh, it's just all about the gram.

Well, this is a very little shop, so they don't have much square footage because they want you to buy your stuff and leave. And I'm literally the only person in there. Shocker right, all at La La Land, I'm the only one in there, and I order the number five. It's just a peanut butter banana smoothie basically, that's it. Maybe some dates in there, I don't know. And she goes, I'll have that right out for you. I'm all right.

I have a number five, A number five.

Yeah, I'm right here, thanks.

And I'm like, why would you not just go here? You go? There is no need to yell.

I have a number five. I have a number five.

I'm the only customer in your establishment. You hit her with the hand. Ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, that's me.

Oh that's fine.

I'm right here in case you didn't see me, sitting at the only table in the whole place. I was just so shocked when she yelled, I.

Got a number five. I got a number five.

You looked around, see if you're on candy camera.

I's like, are there other people that I'm not seeing that you're worried that we're gonna get her orders mixed up? It's literally me in the restaurant, just say here's your smoothie protocols. And it's not even like she did it in a quiet voice, like I have a number five.

No, we heard I.

Have a number five. I have a number five.

And as I walked to the vehicle, I just was like, how stupid is that lady? Like, how dumb are you to sit there and yell I have a number five, number five? Just hand me the smoothie.

Just screaming in your face, dude, your hair's blown.

Back right here. Yep, yeah, I'm just sitting there.

And also, if it's that's small a place, you probably never really need to yell. Really, guys, let's take that out of the manual. All they need to do is just say it on the counter like Starbucks. Starbucks doesn't give a rid man. They got people coming in so fast, Samantha, uh hy, yeah, I need my cup. Oh well it might be over there. There's a pile of twelve of them. Yeah.

I mean it was very shocking and overwhelming, and I was like, thank you very much. Cool, awesome. Now now I know you didn't care about that story, and I know you want to know if there's a redrawl, what do we do?

That was actually good. I'll take that over a soccer story. Ray twenty goals twenty to two Special night for the Boys. Well, I'm sorry, person, I almost need to go in person. It would really just benefit the stories just because I have no connection. I've actually never seen them play soccer before.

Yeah, I know, and you've never seen me play soccer, right, It really does help if we've done stuff together.

Boom, March Messing, boom, the Convention boom, the draw, Ray.

Booms, the Sore Losers Fantasy League boom. No. Because I got a text message, let me tell you, well.

It might be from Justin because he is furious.

I got a text from Justin. I'm no coward one hundred dollars paid. Ray talks asks about my abilities to coach, But who is the one coming to me for answers? You guessed it. The real coward is Ray. He has never made the playoffs until last year. Who was managing this team while he was in bed at six pm? You got it, JB. And I won't hang up and listen. I'm staying on the line. And then immediately after he sends me that he silenced all notifications.

I'm assuming it was a whine before bed. Gosh, guys saved the text for the morning, then fire them away. Most likely you'll won't send them, I lauded out loud.

I thought it was hilarious. I love the bickering between co managers and the season hadn't even started well.

And I also I do enjoy now that we have been texting longer than our parents, because you realize some of the stuff just doesn't even need a response. I went through explaining to my mom, Hey, if your wrist has been hurting, you're gonna want to do red light. I've been doing it a little bit Kenny Chesney does it. All these country stars do it when they come in, Oh, red light ice tub, red light ice tub. And I told her it's more deep tissue, whereas infrared is just

So I go sit at a red light and my injury will heal.

Yes. So I didn't even respond to that.

I can you. I don't know what you're talking like, you sit in a booth.

No, it's like a think of a tanning bed, but it's just a red light without the tan Okay. And then the ultra ultra UV or what it's called the infrared infrared. Infrared is kind of like makes your hair grow a little bit. It may it's like surface level type stuff, whereas the red light that's the athletes are doing that. Kenny does that crap. He's like, man, it reverses aging. You really feel in your bones deep tissue stuff. Huh, infrared just surface. And I'm just like, Mom, I'm not

So your mom and dad are trying this red light or they're not trying any no.

And I explained to rather, Hey, tanning salons around the country are flipping now. They're now health so they're not really as concerned as getting people tan as. They have beds you can lay in. So there's one of them that's like, uh, it's uh skins, you know, it's sculpt Yeah, it's like kind of like a not a sauna, but it's a bed. And then it also has a little bit of infrared. And then there's one that's, uh, there's like a massage. One there's a hydro massage, which is

I'm just impressed that your mom actually knows what that is, because I have no idea what you're talking about. Like, I am so lost, bro.

We have had these country stars coming in Bones. Did you not hear Eddie say that he went into Bones red light? He said it on the show.

Oh I thought that was the management company?

No, but funny.

Then Kenny Chesney's like, literally, I thought they were talking about the management company.

Did you literally not hear Kenny Chesney? He goes, Oh, yeah, I do two red lights a day, two ice tubs a day, especially two were in season. I do three red lights a day, three ice tubs a day. So then once they talk about it, got to me to thinking, I'm gonna look into it. Bones as one of his house. But yeah, it's a real deal red light. He's you next day, You're good to go.

You think all these pro athletes are doing red.

Light, doing red light, they're doing ice tubs.

So are you telling me Michael Parsons has got to move his red light from Dallas to Green Bay?

Low hanging fruit. We don't even need to talk about it. Everybody knows about the trade.

I mean, I tell hilarious, hilarious Cowboys Nation.

What did you say when you heard good move? No, the exact thing you said audibly out loud.

I said, damn, Jerry Jones really got his ego in.

The way we had it on in the kitchen. Baser's a foot from and I go, oh, my gosh, Parsons to the Packers and she goes, you scared me? What what? And I go, well, I mean, it kind of just means the Cowboys are gonna suck this year, which is awesome because I have Cowboys fans in my life. So they're gonna win a couple less games, I would imagine, so they won't even make the playoffs.

Here's the thing. I know what I said because I was at the kid's soccer practice and I got a I'm standing there and I was like, huh, And it was Garrett texting the guys group and he was like, wow, we really traded Micah to the Green Bay Packers two first round picks. And I went, oh crap. And I looked at the dad next to me. I said, MICHAEH. Parsons on his way to Green Bay and he.

Goes, no way, wow, wow.

He goes, I didn't see that coming, and I was like, yeah, either to die man, it's crazy.

I'll hang up and listen.

That was it. That was the end of the conversation. And then he got a phone call and it was like his wife.

So it was like for everybody and my big one and.

My wife goes, are you guys gonna see here and talk sports? I'll go for a walk. As I know, I'm ending the conversation. Nothing else that needs to be said. Dallas's defense wasn't great with him, It'll won't be great without him. You save a lot of money in Green Bay. You better win the next two years because you're paying Jordan Love eight hundred million and Micah Parson's two hundred million. You got two guys taking up about eighty percent of your cap space.

Good luck. And Jerry Jones said, we offered him forty million. That was a non handshake deal. That was a handshake deal back in April, and his agent's got to be involved per the regulations. They ended up getting him forty seven million up in Green Bay. We would offered him forty though.

Jared says, yeah, Jery Sy, you know, we had a verbal agreement and I believe a verbal agreement is buyinging it. So we should have signed that deal. And he wanted to go back on his word, and he wanted to have his agent involved. I did it man to man, I talked to Micah, Well, Jerry, Okay, he wants his agent, so call his agent and get it done. I don't understand what the problem is.

I've been there doing these deals here at work. You're like, I've signed actually four contracts now, and they said NFL three contracts is good. Yeah, I've signed four here. You've probably signed more.

Than that I have. I don't even know how many I've signed.

And let's be real, they kind of are like that a little bit. I mean there are handshake deals hit first, and then they send over the actual contracts.

You're right, you kind of negotiate.

Get what Jared saying.

You kind of negotiate orally, and then they're like, oh, you like that again, let me put that on some paper, and then they send it to you. It's wild. And you know what's funny is, I had no idea growing up. I thought professional athletes were the only people that got contracts. I had no idea how many industries have contracts.

Oh, I had no idea we were signing contracts for the first five years I was here, I was like, what is this? Oh cool? Cool? And then I go, oh, I can what is this word negotiate? Oh? Oh my, I can negotiate a contract. I mean I learned that like a year ago. It's crazy, dude.

Did you know to work for a record label, you sign a contract, like a two year contract.

Yeah, a lot of those places, Like I believe my dad was in a contract, but ours is it is just a contract saying you can't go to another radio station, right, ours are weird.

But I think there's are you can't go to another record label, Yeah, which is wild.

I gotta ask my dad if he signed a contract with the A's, he probably signed a contract not with that with the lumber mill.

Oh, I wonder my dad never signed a contract.

Well he was a builder. Yeah, I bet most places sign a contract.

Like do you think truckers, Like when I worked at Grande Communications, did I sign a contract? No chance, you just got paid hourly, Okay, Like when you work at the grocery store, you don't sign a contract.

So it's basically places with competes in non compete.

But growing up, I had no idea there was contracts and so many different venues.

Yeah, which is wild, It's pretty cool. Did my chick sign a co track with the tax stuff?

I gotta ask her?

Now, this is actually fascinating.

See does a truck driver sign a contract saying you won't go to another truck place? Right? And I don't even know what are the big trucking companies. I think I've seen Hunt.

Well, you've seen Taylor Swift because they always have those two Taylor Swift Yes, Like, are you a Hunt? Is the one you go with? It rhymes with the seaword?

No, isn't that one of them?

I shouldn't know. I see the damn things on the interstate every single day I drive home. But Taylor Swift is a popular But.

Like, okay, let's say you don't do you work for a company. Let's say you're picking up bottled water one time and the next time you're picking up lumber. So are you an independent contractor? And these places just put up the list of Hey, this is what we need hauled, or are you in the area you come pick it up? Or do you work for a company company?

And there's different crap, you got to move. Saw eighteen wheeler hall on the other day. I'm not even kidding. It was let's just say, what was it in the shape of a rebar, but it was yellow and the pieces were a foot long and it had twelve of them on the truck. Massive eighteen wheeler and there were twelve pieces of yellow rebar that is a foot long. I go, easiest gig that guy's ever had in his life. But you gotta keep a constant eye. Dude. I would be in the rearview mir the whole time. What if

Good point. Like I I was that small.

I was laughing. I was get a video, and I'm like, I can't. I'll get in a car.

Right yesterday I was at the golf course and eighteen wheeler pulls up flatbed eighteen wheeler golf clubs. No twelve golf balls. No, not golf balls, but like little plastic like drainage pipes.

Ten for the irrigation.

Yeah, ten of them strapped to the back. I mean they're about four feet long each. And he's clearing the parking lot. Is that really necessary for an eighteen wheeler to drive those little eighteen round pieces of plastic Guy Cenna sprinter like, put them in a box and ship them. It ain't that hard.

Give them pay an uber price that's cheaper than a truck driver that apparently they make five grand a month or something.

It's a wild So now you want another soccer story. No, we gotta draw, Yeah, well, yeah, we do need to draw. But I have a question at me with the story and the question thank you so soccer Wednesday night? You know what I mean, started the new season? Ray the question later and number four on the other team. You know what I mean is a younger guy kind of yours?

Are your kids league?

No, my league?

Thank you?

Or MLS No, not MLS, I'm not that level yet. Or League's Cup or US Open Cup.

And don't even know about that one.

Yeah, there's another thing. I thought we were in League's Cup, but the Nationalists is in the semi finals of the US Open Cup.

They're in the semi final of the League's Cup. No, in September, I got tickets to it? What Yeah, they gave me free tickets. They said, send this email back with another person's email address and you'll get two free tickets. So I got to pick this Saturday's game against Atlanta or the League's Cup semi finals. And I thought, when were you gonna tell me? This just happened last night? And I thought, perfect, send me the two tickets. I'll scalp them. Cut standing room tickets. It was that which

Atlanta is terrible. They're so bad.

You only could pick two games. I thought they were gonna let me pick the messy game. Yeah, they got me.

But here's the thing about the I don't even know what this cup is.

That we're in the semi finals for gets Philadelphia.

Yes, I literally thought it was the League's Cup and I was like wow. But then I look it up. I'm like Leake's Cup scheduling. He's like, Leeds Cup hasn't started yet. I'm like, what, No, We're in like the Siby finals. It's like the US Open Cup. All right, I don't even know what that is.

Let's go.

It's on a Tuesday.

That's so it's tough. That's why I would go on a weekend.

But you're not going to go unless we randomly don't have the day the next day. Yeah, but anyway, back to myself, I'll always work Monday through Friday. The soccer game, you know what I mean? This guy number four on another team, he's all young and full of testosterone, and he's running around and he gets the ball and I can tell he's left footed. He only wants to use his left foot.

Goofy like he.

Wants to shoot with his left He wants to do everything with his left. So me being the annoying person I am, I'm like, I just keep yelling out, guys, let make him use his right foot, make him use his right foot. He's left footed, he wants to use the left foot. He only wants to use the left.

Yeah, you didn't prove it. I might a layup.

You missed the goal by a wide margin. You did everything in your power to prove to me that you're you can use your right foot. And now I know I'm in your head. Now I know.

You're a regular Steve Nash.

Now I know that you do not want to use your right foot, and that you're doing it just to say to show this guy, show this idiot that I can use my right foot. Dude didn't score all game, didn't do anything. We won three to one. He didn't want to shake hands after the game.

Kids out there, if you're playing a sport, figure out what hand they are, basketball and soccer foot.

Yeah, make them use their bad foot, force them to use the bad foot. If you get beat by them using their bad hand or their bad foot, so be it. But that's how you play defense. Now, when we come back, I'll ask you the question about the redraw. We'll be right back. All right, this is what it is. So in Tyler Muster White's Division Back to Back champ, there's

It's bad luck, Chuck, You're gone. Justin made the best point and leave it to a medical professional. He said, draw extra this time that we're doing it, who cares. It's a race to the finish first forty eight, let's go. We can't afford to be short forty eight because then the league has to fold. Why would you risk that You're worried about this random guy that doesn't know how to work Venmo?

Let's rock and roll, dude, I mean one guy hit me up. Let me see his name, hold on. His name is Andrew Klassen, he said, coachure, I live in Canada. Venmo's not allowed in Canada.

What do I do? That's actually a problem.

And I'm like, send me a euro. I'm like, uh, can you send me a mounty? So he found a friend in America to venmo me two hundred dollars. That is being resourceful. He almost he almost had across the border, take a trip, just a Venmo two hundred dollars to get in the league.

He can write you a check and give you the check number, even though my car guy tells me I don't need a card. I don't need a check number. What can I do with a check number? Unless ach the money's in my bank.

You haven't paid me.

I guess people do that at the dealership. Oh really, it's a check number, and they'll just give him a random number. And he goes. That doesn't do me any good a check number, because that happens for weeks and months. Oh, he goes, dude, I'm trying to clear twenty thousand every month. He goes an ACCH payment. I'm sure he could have done an ACCH payment.

Yeah, well, here's an email. We got what's up? Coachers? My girl got my girlfriend and I both entered y'all's annual fantasy football draft. I did not get picked, but she did. Yay, right, yes, yay, But I did not trust her with the amount of money I've a wait we are putting on the line to keep up with everything. Just curious if I could switch the email from her

To me, interesting, that's funny, Zach Sapata. Well, also, you know why we were dumb is obviously when we say a chick's name, it's not necessarily a woman. It's all these guys had their wives or girlfriends also sign up. Well, so we're probably not even playing the people we think we're playing. I thought that, But my real thing, there's no way that many girls sign up.

No, I think there is. And there was the U the husband and wife. I think the gigs, the wigs. The man and woman both paid, so maybe they both listen, or maybe that guy is going to be managing two teams in our league.

But we got to realize that is kind of goes on.

Maybe it might go on, it might not. I don't know. Yeah, here's another one. Cody Grubs emails, I was picked for the Fantasy League. What's the VENMO? I know we're on a deadline. I'm in. I just don't know where to pay. I got a question like we did a segment earlier like house, why are people such idiots?

This flows with that.

Did we not say it ten times in the pod on Wednesday?

Who knows? I don't even remember what I had for breakfast.

Okay, but the good news is, oh wait, that's Cody Grubbs. Did he pay? Cody Grubs paid so he found out he went back and listened to the pod.

Okay. And also, are you really doing all the notes and stuff on paper and pen? Well, there's more efficient ways.

No. No, I wrote down everybody's name when I drew them right right, Okay, So then when they n you check it. Then when they venmo me, I check their name.

Dude, get an Excel spreadsheet and AI can do it for you. You can link your venmo to Excel and it'll check it for you and people.

Do you really think I know how to do that? Do you really think I have Excel on my computer?

You don't. I don't know my favorite website. That's all I do is Excel spreadsheets.

I would have no idea where to go on my computer to put in Excel.

And it's called Excel. You keep saying XL. What is it called Excel?

Xcel?

Yeah, you put an emphasis on that Excel. It's like Sel is more prominent than the X. You're like XL.

Yeah, okay, maybe I am saying like I said, I don't use it. My name has been in I'm not up in it. I have no idea how to do it, Like I apologize, No.

No, you don't really need it for your job, but yeah, I think it's awesome.

That's like some guy told me the other day. He was like, you know, Excel, is it like taking away your job or is it a tool to help your job? He goes, my company is a tool like Excel to help people with their job. I'm not trying to take people's job. And I'm like, he goes, I mean, don't you use Excel? And I was like, no, yeah, I got the app yeah, let me, let me, let me look at my excel. Right now, we got another email. Hey, losers super excited to be part of the fantasy football League.

And we should have ended the draft with Taylor Callaway, But we don't script stuff because that would have been a perfect ending.

It would have I mean, or with b Hands.

The guy that put on the entire thing. We don't even give him a free entry, and.

I'm gonna hit him up and be like, dude, you should get a free entry next year. Like, not free, you got to pay your two hundred dollars.

Right, but he should for sure be in for helping us. I agree, but I mean, even my own wife had to listen to the podcast. I get home, and she goes, did I not get drawn? And then you were delaying the last announcement for three minutes, and she goes, don't tell me, don't tell me, And she waited for three minutes while you him hot around and then finally said, Taylor made, I didn't get in. No, you didn't save us two hundred dollars.

Yeah, I still, man, I just don't know what to do about this. Jason Kelly, dude.

Well, let's rock or redraw because I just got banged with some email.

Okay, we'll take a break, we'll come right back and we'll do the redrawl right after this. Okay, here we go. The first person eliminated, wait, Hunter Howard just paid. Okay, eliminated is rit Dick Dills has been eliminated. So batter's box. You are getting a new person in your division. The person that is going to be in your division is it's spinning man.

Sorry, how many new draws?

Just like seven or six? Is Tyler co Wort coward? Tyler Coward deserves it.

I'm not no coward.

Justin oh Man. Did you see Boise State last night?

Yeah? You can still make the playoffs.

No, their quarterback sucks. He sucked last year and Ashton Jinci saved his.

He snucked last year. They're the number eight ranks.

Because Ashton Jinshi he's gone and they go to south Ford and got rolled rolled? Okay, who else? I think that's it in that division. Still making a decision on Jason Kelly. I don't know what to do. Okay, Next is out in Ray's country House. Isaac Gill, you have been eliminated. You have been eliminated, Isaac. Thank you for playing. Let's spin the wheel was probably a bot. Now he's a member of the Facebook page. I sent him a message, no response.

Yeah. A lot of people made great points. They said, why are there no more names than that are in the Facebook group?

Told you got to have three names to get in. Austin Blake, Lacy Austin Blake, Lacy Abel get a boy Lacy Okay Brooks Treheo, you are eliminated. Thank you for playing, thanks for entering. You are now out. You made it and now you're going. And no we're not ennying of the show. But he's out. Let's see who didn't land on? Stop what stop?

My wife? Stop my wife? Arnold Bailey, the actual Arnold got it.

The actual Arnold is in the Fantasy Football League Rays Country House Arnold Bailey.

This is huge for the god, oh my gosh, this is passive.

I mean that is Hey. Look I'm not joking.

Here. I think I have him on my cell phone right now.

Hey, amen you mother Durt. I'm gonna win all the money you mother Durst. All right, heading back to Broadways. See you guys on my nay sa Teberdy, peace out, mother Gurs.

Okay, Brendan Fry, you made it, now you didn't make it. Brendan Fry gone accepted, de selected Ye, here we go. It's going. Man. We gotta figure out what we're gonna do with Jason Kelly. I really don't know what to do.

You got about two minutes?

Okay, okay, where'd it go? Steven Snyder, Stephen Snyder, A good dude.

Snyder is in all right. Usually is very funny on the Facebook.

Hector Augustin Garcia, thanks for playing. It was a good year. You had a good season. Yep. Yeah, PDS you are suspended for the whole year. Okay, here we go. Travis Cohen, Travis Cohen, try Collen, come on, what Cohen alright, all right, Gabriel Thomas, Yeah, real, Gabriel Thomas, it's been real. Hey, T, I really hope I didn't miss anybody else. I was going through the Venmo. Gabriel Thomas, you gone, who's in? Hey, Craig Myers, I don't have Facebook, Craig Myers, Hey Myers?

How many more we got? I really do?

I know? I know we got two more.

You want me just to let it roll because yeah, go getting banged right, Yeah, go go go.

It's been real. Yeah, And the drafts will be Tuesday night. Guys, We're gonna draw for draft order on Tuesday. The draft will be Tuesday night, seven or eight pm Central, depending on your division. Just market down, Yah, Seth Hoover, Seth Hoover. Here we go. You are eliminated. Now, thank you for coming. Let's see Joshua Joshua mcwhittee, Joshua mcwhittee, mcwitzee, you are in lunches losers. Congratulations. I really don't know what to