Isn't everyone enjoying this quarantine! Like most others, I've spent my free time pursuing my Ph.d's in Global Economics and Viral Diseases through Facebook! I am also conducting research on how much Papa John's one person can eat! Depression and anxiety rates are skyrocketing and the human connection we knew before will almost certainly never recover! I love being afraid!
Anybody order fried sauerkraut? Hello fellow boaters. We come to you in this time of quarantine to give you an episode long overdue... No jokes here. Just genuine appreciation for all you listeners. As we continue to monitor the rapidly evolving situation around the coronavirus (COVID-19), our first thought is for the safety and well-being of all individuals impacted by these difficult circumstances. In these unprecedented times, it is important that we come together to support all those impacte...
The time has come... execute order 66.
Welcome, boys and ghouls, to our very first Halloween special! Today Zach and Colby wade deep into the dark waters of TERROR... They talk about Scream 2, The Conjuring, and John David's favorite film; Hellraiser. Join us on our perilous podcast... if you DARE!
You wanna know how I got these barzzzz? That's right folks, we got us Joker review on our hands. Enjoy the ride, MUR-RAY.
I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm 100% tired. Welcome back boys and girls. I could arbitrarily assign a season number to justify why we've been away, but I REFUSE to lie to our audience. Please enjoy this brand-new episode of The Boat. You hoped this would be a Joker review, didn't you?
Well, well, well, if it isn't another blockbuster review... On today's episode the boys keep it short and sweet because it's hot outside. Don't know what that has to do with anything, but you know what to do. Send us your pictures of Spiderman to @johndavidwrites on Twitter.
Howdy y'all. Listen to two grown men debate a fantasy series for over 2 hours! tHe DrAgOn WiNgS bEhInD dAnY iS iCoNiC 1 Like = 1 Respect
Thanoooooooos, in the house! You already know.
I'm gonna take my dragon down the old King's Road I'm gonna flyyyyyyy 'til I can't no more. Seven Hells, it's a GoT episode! Zach and Colby talk dragons, whitewalkers, and convoluted family histories ahead of the final season. So, take the oath, and let your watch begin. If you ain't down with that, we got two words for ya... Hot Pie!
WEEEEE WILLLLLL, WEEEEE WILLLLL ARGUE. We cover this year's Oscar ceremony! A month too late or right on time? Colby does multiple British accents. John David saw some of the movies. Zach puts his money where his mouth is. Green Book, Green Acres, Tom Green, Collard Greens, Green New Deal... don't matter. A Star Is Born by 14.
It's lit! If you hated Super Bowl LIII and loved the Maroon 5 halftime show, boy, do we have the episode for you. We continue our annual Floaties with picks 5-1. (Spoilers, Mary Poppins Returns makes all 3 lists) Gone on you with the pick and roll Young LaFlame, he in sicko boat
What's up, guys and gals. It's the most wonderful time of Boating season... The Floaties! Movies were released in 2018 and we have picked our top 10 least bad ones. This episode includes our picks for 10-6 as well as our other categories. So, the question is; are you really bae or are you just fam?
You Sirius, Black? We are coming at ya in 2019 with some fresh discussions on these new Netflix films. Of course it devolves into Oscar talk... Does Colby hate everything? Does John David give his opinion on "frustrated soccer moms" and Jason Momoa's washboard abs? Did Zach tip the pizza guy? Find out in this episode! If you slept on us in 2018, we hope you're fully woke.
Hi, friends. We're giving you a spooooooky episode almost a full two months too late! We discuss the new Netflix series and talk about Golden Globe nominations. John David watches horror! Zach calls Scatman Crothers, "Catman Scrothers!" Colby gets two different Korean train movies mixed up! Have fun, and remember... if Young Metro don't trust you, I'mgoneshootchu.
Well hot dog! We saw A Star Is Born and decided to review it. Then we started writing Lady Gaga/ Rocket Raccoon fan fiction! WARNING: Episode contains singing, none of which is us mumbling through Yellow Ledbetter.
Boy howdy, do we have an episode for you listeners. We talk about the coveted Academy Awards because we know you want it and NOT because we're creatively bankrupt. We speculate, congregate, and agitate. Donate to our patreon at patreon.com/oscarsalcoholfund
Hey, hey, hey. Today, the boys talk Disney and their potential acquisition of FOX. Then, they briefly speak about Solo: A Star Wars Product. Does any of this this sound like The Boat you know? If you know, you know.
Master commands you to listen to this episode all about the Netflix Docu-series 'Wild Wild Country. It's, uhhh... wild.
Hi, kids. It’s time to find out the boys thoughts on Avengers: Infinity War. How does Thanos compare to other glove-wearing titans like Michael Jackson and O.J. Simpson? Listen for them spicy takes. Find us on Twitter! @theboatpodcast @eggzachlee @johndavidwrites @cj_mathews23
Hello, friends! Join us this episode as we sail the seas of the MCU. We discuss all of the MCU films and the future of the franchise as well as Kanye's Twitter feed. Opinions will change, friendships will be torn apart, Locker Room Talk, Patreon? Hot takes, in the hooouuuusssseee. Find us on Twitter! @theboatpodcast @eggzachlee @johndavidwrites @cj_mathews23 Find us on The Zucc's Data Transfer Site! The Boat Podcast
We discuss Ready Player one in both its book and film versions. Is Colby a modern-day Nostradamus who can only predict episode length? Are we starting a political podcast called "Locker Room Talk?" Find out in this episode!
Hi, friends! It's time, yet again, for us to hit the high seas and discuss our favorite movies of 2017! Hear John David sigh, Zach talk about two extra movies, and Colby reference an old Disney Channel movie about gender swapping! We promise to keep it short...
It's Oscar season! A time where our favorite Hollywood elite spend obscene amounts of money to complain about their jobs and feed their egos. Zach sighs, Colby complains, and John David discusses the subtle intricacies of Get Out and The Shape of Water and how they relate to his daily life as an African American Fish Monster. Join us, won't you?
On this episode, we discuss the latest Star Wars installment. The takes are hot and tangents are abundant. Treat your ears to 2 hours of John David saying "Listen..." to individuals who already have given him their undivided attention. Enjoy!
We share our top 10 films of 2016. We also give out awards for Best Actress, Best Actor, and Best Director of the year. Enjoy the ride!
It's time for our biggest episode of the year. The Film Floaties! In this episode we each share our picks for Best Director, Actor, and Actress. Most underrated film and most overrated film. Also we each give our list of top 10 films of 2015. All aboard The Boat Podcast. Enjoy the ride!
In this episode we each share our choice for the best film of the 1970's, 1980's, 1990's, 2000's, 2010's. Once again we are joined by Zac Bell. Enjoy The Ride!
This episode is part 2 of 2 of our annual Film Floaties. In Part 2 we give our awards for "Best Director" "Best Actor" "Best Actress" and numbers 5-1 of our "Top 10 Films of 2014". Listen in as we say goodbye to 2014 and the fantastic movies that were released. Enjoy the ride!
This episode is part 1 of 2 of our annual Film Floaties. Part 1 includes our picks for "Best Movie that was Overlooked" "Best Movie that got a Bad Wrap" "Most Disappointing Movie of the Year" and numbers 10-6 of our "Top 10 Films of 2014.
