The Big Humble

10/24 - Therapy, Genocide, and Tila Tequila

Matt and Morgan develop a new soup restaurant, recap Harry Houdini's death, figure out the funniest genocider, and talk about their feelings a lot.

10/18 - Skankfest, Disney Adults, and Lee Harvey Oswald

Matt recaps his trip to Skankfest Vegas, the boys discover one of their friends is a Disney Adult, they talk about the famous assassination of a president, and Morgan makes a joke about an old slave owner strategy.

10/10 - Defending Kanye, Finishing Movies, & Killing Akon

Matt and Morgan agree that White Lives Matter, review playoff baseball, football, and a couple movies, attempt to remove certain words from the racist vernacular, and reminisce over their favorite 2000s R&B artists

10/3 - Fishing Cheater, Jared Fogle’s Wife, and George Bush’s Nicknames

Matt and Morgan have a friend draft, talk about the founder of Subway, answer some patreon questions, and praise Kanye for his new political stances.

9/26 - Phrases, Ugly People, and The 4 Square Losers

Matt and Morgan reconnect after a week apart to celebrate some birthdays and have an argument about people's music tastes.

9/19 - Scar, 7/Eleven, and Inverted Nipples

9/12 - The Queen is Dead & We Revamp Segregation

Matt and Morgan celebrate the UK's liberation from the Queen, they figure out how to bring segregation back, and why we look at stereotypes wrong.

9/6 - Labor Day, Tempe, and Generation Alpha

Matt and Morgan recap their weekend, talk about the heat, how many geese they could fight, and which teacher was their least favorite

8/29 - Funerals, Temple Grandin, and Sliced Bread

Matt and Morgan had very different weekends, the boys talk about funerals for old people, John McCain, 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, best inventions, and which movie theater they would sleep with.

8/22 - Invisible Friends, Debussy, and Croups

Morgan got mad at his friends, Matt considers being trans, the boys reminisce over radio shows and answer some patreon questions

8/15 - Napoleon, Private Jets, and Hillary’s Emails

Matt and Morgan talk about The Bear, doing comedy, Trump's Mar A Lago raid, where they would fly their private jets, why movies are better on airplanes, and which doctor would make the best husband.

8/8 - Portuguese, CatDog, Poop & Pee

Matt and Morgan debate which sports team can beat the heat, Dave Matthew's Band poop incident, the worst candy bars, and Morgan's winning streak.

8/1 - Glue, Beyonce, and White Blood Cells

Matt and Morgan wallow in the idea that Hot Girl Summer is still on, figure out what glue is made of, talk about a MAGA army, talk about their friends complaining too much, and mock Grateful Dead fans.

7/25 - Battle Rap, Saturdays, and Indians

7/18 - Michigan, Flurries, and Peeing Outside

Matt and Morgan are BACK! We talk about China, getting rid of Borders, talk about aliens, answer way too many patreon questions, and discuss ice cream.

The Definitive Rankings of Everything ep. 23 - Disasters w/ Kim Congdon

Matt, Morgan, Ehsan, and Kim Congdon rank the Top 10 Disasters of all time!

7/4 - America’s Birthday!!!! We hate Europe and Love Everlast!!

Matt and Morgan celebrate America's Birthday, talk about songs that can save the world, reminisce over the glory days of The Jersey Shore, and review a Portland road rage incident.

6/27 - Work Percentage, Ross Perot, and Morgan’s Kids

Matt and Morgan fight about ownership of the podcast, celebrate Anne Sullivan, recap Matt's Scrabble dominance, and answer some Patreon questions.

6/20 - Caribbean Heritage Month, Alpha Males and The Beach Boys

Matt and Morgan celebrate CHM, talk about Juneteenth, Father's Day, Indians, the depth of water, and which Warrior they would marry.

6/6 - D-Day, Friendship, and the Speed of Sharks

Matt rates Morgan as a friend, the boys discuss D-Day, their friends hot moms, if Michael Phelps is faster than Usain Bolt, and the most degrading thing we've heard in the bedroom.

5/31 - Blind Celebrities, Ace of Base, and Gun Control

Matt and Morgan talk about the Tulsa Massacre, neo-nazis, dogs becoming losers, blind representation, and their thoughts on recent tragedies.

5/23 - Reservations, Turtles, and Podcast World War I

Matt and Morgan wish a happy birthday to Scatman Crothers, Jewel, Drew Carey, and Aaron Donald, celebrate World Turtle Day, set their plan to beat Rick Caruso, and start a podcast war with every podcast of note in Los Angeles.

5/16 - Ecdysis, Gay Frogs, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Matt and Morgan talk about escaping prison, suing someone for calling you gay, Alex Jones, reality stars, their WWE pitches, and which famous scientist is the best.

5/9 - Queso, Chairs, and Kelly Clarkson

Matt and Morgan talk about Mother's Day, Andrew WK, Rolling Stone's Top 500 Songs list, Kelly Clarkson becoming a cultural icon, plastic chairs, old people driving bad cars, and a celebration of the first ever Tuesday the 10th.

5/2 - Song Draft, Bhad Bhabie, and Gaslighting Your Kids

Matt and Morgan figure out what song would be picked first overall, talk about their infamous foot race that Matt won, if they would buy a yacht or not, Elon's plan to save the world, Bhad Bhabie's $50,000,000, and touch on Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (finally).

4/25 - Monks, Mike Tyson, and the Gen Z Lord’s Prayer

Matt and Morgan talk about being monks, which celebrities they would orally pleasure, Mike Tyson's airplane fight, and they rewrite the Lord's Prayer.

4/19 - Costa Rica, Rebecca Black, and The Big Humble Mascot

Morgan is back from Costa Rica and the boys talk about Al Capone, Rebecca Black, the BLM mansion, ASAP & Rihanna, Everything Everywhere All At Once, doing things alone, and Coachella.

4/11 - Salt Lake City, Satanism, and Uncle Millard

Matt and Morgan talk about the effects of getting attacked by film twitter, Matt's trip to SLC, peeing the bed, Anton LeVey, and Matt's Uncle Millard's missing finger.

4/4 - Black Magic, Gravity, and Noise Pollution w/ Matt Lockwood and Morgan Mizell

Matt Lockwood and Morgan Mizell talk about black magicians, friends that are girls, getting rid of gravity, replacing ambulances with helicopters, and why time exists.

3/28 - The Slap, The Oscars, and Hitting Your Kids

Comedian Matt Lockwood and Morgan Mizell discuss Will Smith's slap, the Oscars being boring, Brett Ratner being a bad tipper, mean internet comments, and why you should hit your kids.