Complete Winery in a 16 Cube Box - Pt. 1

Welcome. Welcome to The Best 5 Minute Wine Podcast with Forrest Kelly. Well, hello, Forrest. Hey. First of all, thank you for having me. It's a pleasure being here. My name is Mark MyWerds. Let me just say that we're about to discuss what is going to redefine the way people experience wine. And sorry, there's a little bit of an echo. I'm in our warehouse right now, so. Hey, stack those right over here. Hopefully that won't, you know, be a deterrent or a distraction.

Now, before we get into it just too much, but we have been. When I first started this five years ago, we just kind of had a mixer, kind of met up and I don't know how our paths crossed, but all I know is that every time we go to lunch, you always make me pay for lunch. Even though you've got more money than you know what you know. And that's always sticks in my craw a little bit there, Mark.

But we have been working diligently and you finally we're going to be able to release this and to everybody, right? Yes, absolutely. You know, you paying for lunch, that's one of my, my 10 steps to making, you know, all this money. And that'll be another show that we'll do, I'm sure, at some time.

But imagine waking up, stepping into your backyard and seeing your own vineyard. Now let that sink in. Right? Not a postcard perfect estate in Napa or Tuscany, but you, your vineyard, cultivated and crafted by your own hands. Forest. For five years, we've worked on this with a Japanese bonsai exper, a world class vintner, a designer, an architect to create something that is both redefined and revolutionary. Move that palette. Got him over there, Doc. Three.

Okay, are we talking about a box or a kit? Is this a fully realized vineyard experience including bonsai trained wine vines? Is that what we're talking about here?

You're getting it. Absolutely. A vineyard scaled for the modern connoisseur. The vines cultivated through a proprietary bonsai inspired technique, Unique will begin producing grapes within just one season. Now, anybody that's into wine knows that that is really huge. This isn't ornamental. It's real living wine making at home.

And to honor your first harvest, we're including something special, a custom labeled bottle designed to commemorate your very first vintage bearing the name of your vineyard, your legacy. We need more boxes. So with this whole thing that we've put together, you're getting a vineyard plus a complete set of architectural blueprints for a tiny house.

And the tiny house has Got its own tasting room and something that we've just kind of added and it's just come through a proper place to store your wine. Included in this whole experience is a set of architectural blueprints for a micro wine cellar. It's an elegant, temperature controlled space designed to fit seamlessly into your tiny winery house. This order is priority. Just spectacular, isn't it, for us? Every serious whiner knows that aging is an art.

Wine matures best under the right conditions. Which is why we've developed a customizable micro wine cellar to ensure that your first vintage and every bottle thereafter ages to perfection. Imagine this, your first harvest, your first bottle, nestled safely in your personal wine cellar, waiting for that perfect moment.

This isn't just about making wine, it's about creating legacy that you can sip, savor and share. So I'm trying to picture this whole thing in my head and even though I've been through the whole design process, want to make sure that our listeners are very clear about this. This is, you know, you usually have to have acres and acres of vineyards and then you've got to have a house.

We've condensed it all because we've, we've been dealing with the Japanese bonsai tree makers and we've incorporated a vineyard into the vi, into that bonsai, that small shape. So with this bonsai tree, how much volume are we talking about here, Mark? Well, that's what makes it accessible to everybody. No matter where you live, you can have some space in your backyard that you can build this wonderful, luxurious asset.

It's a bonsai train vendor ready to grow architectural blueprints for your own tiny house and tasting room. You've got a micro wine cellar to properly store and age your wines. A custom labeled bottle to mark your first successful vintage, and of course, free shipping because refinement should never come with a delivery charge. The bonsai trees are the blueprints, especially the wine cellar blueprints that go under the tiny house. All of this in a box.

It's. I'm looking at, you've got the shipping boxes right there. You're in the warehouse. How big a box is it? Oh, yeah, it's a 16 cube box. Scan it before you load it. It's a little slice of wine country you can build and enjoy anywhere. It's a limited time offer. Once they're gone, they're gone. As you can hear, the warehouse is buzzing. Orders are coming in and we are ready to ship. Follow us on our socials at thebestwinepod. Thebestwinepod to see how it all comes together.

And most importantly, reserve your vineyard in a box before they disappear.

We are in position, right, Mark, to handle these orders? Oh, we are ready. Who's got the clipboard? Absolutely. We've got a bunch of men and women working hard, so send those orders in. That's The Best 5 Minute Wine Podcast. Don't forget my favorite part. Please, please like and follow.