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The Berlin Patient

Joel Whiteberlinpatient.com
In 2010 Joel and his girlfriend moved from Sydney to Berlin. After a month she left him and flew back home to be with a tattooed barista who was in a band. To try and win her back, he sent her over 90 minutes of audio recordings that contained horrendous anecdotes, Hollywood cliches and he even passed off Pearl Jam lyrics as his own. He recently found these files and instead of hiding the shame, he sat down with some friends, comedians and a therapist to analyse the lies, depression and desperation that a break up brings.
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Episodes

Episode 09: I Forgot Her Name

In the final episode Joel reflects on what he learnt, then we listen to him drink some water, he reads a story and then it all literally breaks and falls in his lap.

Jan 19, 201737 min

Episode 08: The Therapy Session

Want to know why Joel did all of this? So does he. Join him for therapy as he tries to get to the bottom of “Serious Joel”, wearing her socks and the pizzas.

Dec 08, 201639 min

Episode 06: The French Novelist

In this episode, Joel meets a French novelist in Berlin soon after his girl abandoned ship in 2010. They talk about a range of topics including whether or not trying to find ‘the one’ is nonsensical.

Nov 22, 201629 min

Episode 04: What’s up with Ex Girlfriends, Mum?

Strap in because we listen to a really bad stand-up comedy set Joel did about the break up in 2011. And then he chats to his mother about what happened and gets her thoughts on it all.

Nov 08, 201629 min

Episode 03: How to Trick a Fortune Teller

Joel shows you how to never win a girl back as he tricks a fortune teller, gives you some fashion tips and analyses a diary that was left behind.

Nov 02, 201635 min

Episode 01: Black Box Recording of a Break-up

In this episode, you’ll meet Joel, who thought it was a great idea to email his ex-girlfriend audio recordings to try and win her back after a plane crash of a breakup. Come and sift through the burning wreckage as we try to figure out what went wrong.

Oct 17, 201631 min
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