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Yeah, what's in the week with some with some laughing. Earlier in the week, we played you e clip from these Texas sports Boys. We're gonn bring him back again. These Texas sports Boys are Billy ray Brooks and Mitch McCoy. Just a couple farming guys, but good.

They love cooozies.

Yeah, you know, overalls with bonfires.

All that type of stuff, but they love sports. And uh, they were going through and they were talking to a lot of teams around the league before the twenty eighteen NBA Draft to find out who they were gonna take. Now that happens to be the year the Mavericks traded up with the Hawks to get Luca. But you know, if you get all these teams on the Sacramento Kings had the number two pick in that draft, famously taking

Worts boy was in the house on Billy Roddy Brooks.

I got the main man, Mitch McCoy here he knows on that nineteen eighty three championship name.

I hang in here on that damn iron grind.

We are very excited because the Mavericks are about to just dunk on the world with the fifth pick in this draft. And we're talking to bloggers from all the different big cities who got picks, and uh, we already got somebody off the off the clock.

They're unavailable now.

Uh because for the Suns, this guy Brendan Clean of the SB Nation blog, Uh, he took donkey Itch number one.

Now line them ain't on man, Irene, I mean, are in do you want to make Aaron's the grind and he's a grind And I ain't got them a donkey and much man.

I gotta tell you something when he.

Was talking about all the people that work for that organization, like you got an American name in that organization.

Good lord, sets that are drafting a.

Euro gardee ire bresident won't mind them on the wine out.

Oh my god, you ain't lying about that. But I tell you what, They're gonna be crafty because they make good passes and they're all fundamentally sound. Is what this son tells me about the Euros camp. Now, but I want to beat.

Your Henny players. They're very heady.

But I want to be joined right now because Sacramento then the Kings of Sacramento, they be on the clock right now. So Bratt West is joining us. He writes that SB Nation blog up there. What's the name of that blog?

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He hung out of the monarns on.

There we did, but they went away a couple about five years ago.

Howard them down, brother, that for some of them gown bringing in logon.

They had some really good players.

Now in general, can you just help us out.

We've never been out of the state of Texas, and I'm just curious about knowing. Are there hot women in Sacramento? Yeah?

Absolutely callous and your women have it?

What's your favorite category to search?

Well, I have a thing for Brunette, and I think that's pretty much it that I can say.

It's Pg.

Thirteen.

I like Gilf and renal line and online.

You like guilt too or yeah see, I mean to me, it's like it's just have fun with it and don't judge people.

And that's why we ain't gonna judge you on your pick. Now.

Listen, you're up on the clock for the Kings. There's a lot of pressure on you. Donkey Inch is gone, so now it's time for you to make your pick. So we're gonna have my man Mitch is gonna be the commissioner, Adam Silver.

It just go along with us trying not to mess it up.

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All right with the second pick the sacramento hold on a second man.

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You know you don't know me like that, right, Like I didn't you to gon up and you may make I'm you and me.

Look that's the way to do it. Make no, we're good, We're good. Darn hour, start over.

Let's do it.

You got this week.

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DeAndre a Center Arizona.

Really, oh my god, Well that's a that's a shocking selection.

I don't did you understand that Marvin Bagley was.

Still on the when you made.

In my opinion, DeAndre Ayden and Luka Doncic are the two best players in this draft. It's it's absolutely fair that Bloody takes the guys that you know, nobody else.

That's not what was he asked. Is he going to turn him into a chain smoker?

You know, if body has his way. The way he went through the league, you know, he proved that he could be a top center and still smoke as much as he wants. But I think new age Kings aren't gonna smile so fondly on any of their young guys chain smoking your thoughts like Lone from the Lap Oh yeah, absolutely, he's kind of that old school big man.

No no, when I'm at like Lone the Lamp, listen, man, I like you, but you're kind of boring with the words. Now those things up here, and I'm like, we're asking you about girls that you don't seem to know much. Look, the only way you're gonna get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass.

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Sell, I'm hot, mironeing match.

I'm sorry, I couldn't understand what you just said. Which one of us did you not understand? I said, the only way you're gonna.

Get is if you crawl up a chickens ass.

And wait, are you talking to me?

Or yeah, Well I just got engaged a week ago, so I'm not too worried about that.

Well, you'll be getting later right after the wedding. Then man, on's his name at.

Least one more time in my life once his name? Her name is Megan.

Congratulations, mean or Carl?

Let me tell you something about marriage, all right, because I've had five of them, I know what the hell I'm talking about.

Now.

When she asked you to do something, don't do it, because the minute you show her that you're capable of doing something, she's gonna ask you to do that for the rest of your life.

Then the marriage night, he guys long the ring.

He's wanting little blonging there and hander a ball ada pretty quick.

Have you ever been to Texas?

Never have?

Mom?

All right, so listen, we're gonna be doing this draft. Y'all have any picks in the second round?

We do late in the second No, no, actually, I'm sorry, thirty seventh overall.

So that's pret you don't even know when your team picks. How are you the expert here? Well, you've been too focused on that damn wedding.

You're buying the rat kind of cake ating there in the internet. Man, I'm too.

Focused on the number two pick. I will say that think Dallas has a really good spot.

Hey, let me tell you something, dumbass.

We know that we're watching Dallas every day round the clock, and we're experts on Dallas. We don't know nothing about none of the other teams. That's why you're on annaway.

Now call you in the second rounds.

Come big number in there, say by the phone.

Bass. All right, we go?

What the way it did the league guys.

It reminds me of the time that KT went into his very first sex shop. He wanted to purchase a ballgag for his wedding night. He looked the vendor dead and his or her eye were still not sure, and.

He said, I have a tiny penis.

Oh, and that's why he made the purchase that he'd I.

Hope everyone has a good weekend. We're gonna enjoy it. We'll see you on Monday.

Until then, stick around because Christina is going to play some music right here on the eagle.

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That's your answer.