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So Kanye did a song where he talked about having sex with one of his male cousins when he was a kids. But I didn't think that was gonna be good for the Hollywood Shuffle. So we're gonna move on.
Dude, he said, commented on it.
Yeah he did.
I don't think we can move on. Uh okay, So that wasn't a song that he revealed that. Yeah, his new song called Cousins. Oh yeah, yeah. The music video has some swastikas in it. You know, just Kanye just do Kanye stuff right now. So I thought we could not do that. I will say on this show other day, will be very heavy on NBA on TNT because they were definitely to me Criterion Collection episode last night. There are a bunch of things that we will take with
us to our grave. So we will start in the Hollywood shuffle, because I think Shack's a Hollywood figure at that count.
Right he was. He was in Shazam, he was in the general commercials. So Shack is up there with Kenny and Ernie and Chuck. And this happened. And the reason we're doing this, though, is because this has happened to a member of this show. Mmm, Christina's not here, it's her. Here's Shack to the paluty. I cranked up here? Now areana see here?
It might be my computer.
I liked the song is mine?
The thing playing?
And the other thing about Kawhi is you know what, big fell I know, I'll catch it a crap.
Go ahead, keep talking joke.
Yeah, we on TV.
I know what we're doing.
That's that olive all you've been drinking.
Hey, take some.
Matches with you, Hey, listen. He couldn't hold it after forty hold it?
What's it?
First?
He killed?
Listen?
I did not like his gate is he?
That was not a terrible wark right there? He read somewhere if you drink a shot of olive ball. I saw them doing that the other day in the lakerpoot.
They've been doing it.
They've been doing it, They're gonna do it. You have to do it for.
Two weeks to miss a lot of airtime.
Man, Hey, listen, listen. I just hope we got enough matches around. He turned his mic off.
That's all.
That's another issue. Hey, somebody go get some lighters. Oh my god, there is like, hey number one.
Drinking that water. Okay, hey listen, man drinking water, talking so much. Finish your points that we can.
Go to break wait on phone.
I'm sitting there like, I'm sorry about that, America number one. Than he.
Deals with this beef with Chuck and then he goes it was a number one ernie. So he got up an I edited about about a minute of that instead of waiting on him for two minutes.
What are they doing when they're waiting on him?
They talk about He kept going talking about that. Yeah, they didn't go back to basketball. In the Kawhi point that they were trying to make.
So olive oil I'm looking it up here can be used as a mild laxative. It works by lubricating the digestive track and helping stools retain water, making them softer and easier to pass. Wow. Giant saterds. Those things are the size of chili dogs, fully formed chili dogs.
So you know when he was back within two minutes, you're like, Okay, clearly he didn't do that because two minutes. What right? No way. But it's funny here he walks off. Listen to the first part again because you can hear him in pain as he's holding it in.
And that has to make the other thing about Kawhi is you know what your big fall? I catch it a crap?
What you say?
Go ahead?
Keep talking, Joff, Yeah, on TV. That's the olive oil you've been drinking. I know he'll do.
Go ahead.
What do you say?
Do you say crap? You catch a cramp? I thought he said crap? Are you catching a crap?
Is you know what I big fall? I catch it a crap cramp? Go ahead, keep talking, Jeff, Yeah, we on TV.
Oh so he's got the wired mic on him.
Yeah, yeah, okay, he goes, he goes, I know what we're doing, y'all. Go ahead. It's never it's.
Never been this serious for me.
But I have gone to a bathroom at Fox Sports Southwest before and I'm standing there at the urinal and then I realized I'm miked up, and I'm like, oh man, those poor people in the audio room are listening to me.
Take a whiz right now, go.
Ahead, keep talking Joy on TV.
You can't even said, y'all, go ahead. Couldn't even get it out. We're gonna Me and Ben have big plans. We're gonna that drop of Charles Barkley saying we're on TV on TV.
Okay, okay, So has this happened to anyone on this show live during segment? I mean, I've gotten up during a break and just taken off, and because I had the neurovirus. It turns out, did.
We ever determine if Ben had the neurovirus or not?
He forgotten it, but he didn't.
I didn't throw up throwing up. Yeah, I mean I was able to stave it off, and I took some medicine to not throw up.
That is incredible.
That is incredible, because that thing was destroying everybody there.
Yeah, but it was. It was bad, man.
It was.
I was asleep for like a full day and I was on the toilet a lot.
It threw my vertebrae out of whack.
Do you guys, have you ever had an explosive back door situation at whether it was on the air or not, where you're just like an emergency.
Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, I've never I don't know that I've ever had one where I was in a compromised position like drive entery. I can't think that that's ever happened. But it's happened to me at the house before the not during a talk show. Not during a talk show with Charles Barkley. All right, let's go back in time. This is a very dangerous situation. Don't make me laugh. I'm telling you I'm full clench right now. In fact, I'm just gonna go to the restroom.
Seriously.
Yeah, Steve locked that door.
Oh he locked the door.
Ben has butter all over his thumbs and can't unlock the door.
Steve is standing in front of the door.
Dude, you need to go kick Steve's That's just like get him out of the way, like placing a diet coke can in my path. Dude, So seriously, are you gonna go poop? I probably could go poop Steve follow him in there with this. We want to get this social media. It's turning into a Mount Saint Helen's situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where you are all in danger.
This feels a little warm Mountainsvius. If you ask me, Christina, what do you think.
I'm just so glad I'm in here right now.
Well, different room from you, guys.
He's out.
I'm telling you, there's no you know, it's not like when you call the fire department. There's been no gas leak. All right, you have nothing to worry about in that regard. But if you make me laugh too much, it could be bad. Are you saying that so we can't sue you? Tune in for the final two hours of the show. We'll bend spray the windows. Oh he just got it. Oh he's Look at how he's walking. I've never seen him lean forward so hard. I think that's because his
ass is clinched. What was going on there? Was that a couple of years ago? Yeah?
It was definitely during the freak years.
So you've been doing midday at that point. It's a tough time for the stomach. I would imagine your body's out of whack. You guys are always struggling with any type of food routine.
At our age. There is no good time for the stomach.
I think that's going on with shack, Dude. It's like over forty you get hold right, so damn all got three more years of holding it fortys creeping up on me?
But did I compare Steve being able to stop me too? Placing a coat.
Can con and it's funnier to make it. A diet coke can, not a coat can, a diet coke can, and even lesser coke can.
It's like stopping a pass rusher by putting a diet coke can between the quarterback.
And then.
God, keep talking, Jeff, Yeah, we on TV.
Drinking.
Hey Cavon, go Chip, Miles Garrett over there and lives all right?
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