Has Science Cured Baldness?

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Researchers at UCLA appear to be getting close to a revolution. They found something that can fix what causes more insecurity in men.

Than anything else. I guesses constipation.

Constipation would help women too, Mini Dong, you're talking about the micropen micropene, which micropene compared to a macropene, you'd take it?

What is that like a global pen.

In macros smaller than.

Micro Macro is huge. Macro is a big, giant broad gigapine. Yep, pet is that what it is? Tiny pan syndrome?

It is not.

Scientists say they found a molecule that appears to wake up your sleeping hair follicles and tells them to go do your job, as if the hair follicle was Bill Belichick, do your job. So around a week later, the actual hair starts to thicken, and then what's happened is basically they think by twenty twenty seven, there's a lot of research, amount of money that's been put into this by twenty twenty seven. They think there may be a cure for baldness.

I got I'm in the back.

I'm I'm a pretty light back there, like I got the c what's that called crown where it thins on the back top Thomas Crown affair.

Yeah, this is great news.

Well, but I don't know that it knows which molecule to tell it to, because what I fear is that then you awaken.

It and then you got a wolf man face. I think that's very possible. I see it on social media all the time.

There are wolf men out there on different parts of the world just living life as a.

Wolf because they their molecule was awakened.

That kid has a great arm.

The big beard is in as much as the thin mustache is in. The huge thick beard is in. And I don't know if that goes away in the summertime. I would imagine, like I have my summer haircut tomorrow. My hair is longer than it normally.

Is your summer haircut haircut? Right before it gets hot?

Yeah?

What time? Usually?

End of May?

No, he's got his haircut tomorrow. What time you're going in the place. What time you're going in? I'll hold hands with you while you get yours cut.

I wonder how much do each of you pay for your haircut? I wonder if one of you is getting a better deal than the other.

Oh, I just do some chores around the house.

Yeah.

I haven't paid for a haircut in years. Yeah, what time is your haircut?

I don't know.

Look at your calendar, butthole, there's no think. I've got it scheduled for three pm tomorrow, twelve thirty.

Oh damn, I'm gonna miss you. Okay, there at eleven, but I'll wait for you. Yeah, twelve thirty. Come hold my hand. I set it up so I can come straight here after the haircut.

Uh huh, what are you gonna go with?

I should get it shorter, short on the sides, a little longer on top of buzz it up totally, dude, get the wash wash.

It's kind of fun.

Yeah, and we can see if I can take that UCLA drug and see if.

This my hair focles. Wake up.

Wait, look at Ben Baby on television. Our friend Ben Baby.

Hey North Texas famous.

He's sexy looking man. Look at his Harry got hollyos a silver fox. Yeah, it's kind of crazy.

So women do they suffer with balding too? This is only for men though. Oh you know what again, you sexist bastard.

Yeah, but you gotta be careful which molecule you wake up, because lady you'll take that and suddenly she'll have a seventies jungle down there. Yeah, gotta be real careful.

How come no one talks about the man Bush when they got Bush. You're just assuming it's you know, your aunt Linda or whatever. But like, that'd be a great band named Man Bush. Yeah, Man Man Bush. Have you guys seen Man Bush Man? They are so good live. Yeah, that should be a line of humor, just as it is for a woman.

Hey, let me tell you something, Kevin.

I pulled out a chest pube yesterday that was about nine inches long, and it was the texture of chicken wire. And I swear to God, like if someone if somebody come up and they hugged me and I was shirtless and they rested their head on my shoulder, on my chest skin, they would just cut their face all up. They would have blood would be shooting. Yeah, all right, there you have it.

There's the most important weekly weekday update you've ever received, a cure for something that is troubling men. All right, coming up next, we take it right into the suck zone. That's our five point thirty segment, next sperm race.

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