Full Show: March 11, 2025

So the movie Jaws is being re released into theaters. It's going to happen on August twenty ninth. I think Jaws is the best movie of all time. Like, I absolutely love this movie. I think it's pretty darn near perfection. Obviously, this special effects aren't so great as they were back then, but they also leave it up to your imagination because they don't show the shark for such a long time. But I've been thinking about this, and I love movies,

Man in a lake and a pond.

I'm just telling you, I can't be in the ocean without thinking that I look like I don't know a pizza roll to a great white shark. Why would you be in an Olympic sized saltwater pool. I'm just saying, there's been times where I've been swimming in a big pool and I was scared. In the pool, you're so vulnerable because you honey.

Pool ben, I was the saying growing same. If it was deep and I couldn't really see the bottom, I was like, there's.

A shark in here, right, It's no, but it's a fair.

It's way more logical that there would be piranha in there over a shark.

Did you hear how country? I was like, oh, it's a rash No, but it's a fair. You're talking to it. She's crandall pulled you into her world. And then you wanted me to understand what we used to swim in the cement pond out there. It's not even more likely. No, Piranhas are even more rare than sharks. Dufus. Okay.

I'm thinking about what I told my daughter when when we went to Hawaii, and you.

Know, it's gosh, two or three years ago now, and.

I was telling her on the way, I was like, you know, I bought the parachute package for all of us, and she was like, wait what And the whole family was on on the bit but her and this had to scar her. And I was like, yeah, but I didn't go all out. I got myself. I got a silk one. But for you guys, I got deer skin once. And she's like, why does that matter. I was like, well,

I think we'll say Jawn's doing well on rotten tomatoes, ninety percent on the tomato meter, two percent behind Paddington to otty good. Is that the one where he goes to prison? Uh? And the second one Maddington goes to prison. He's improved right now, a prison improved. Yeah, that's a lot of alliteration. It reminds me of our introd shark time.

Boys.

Right now, you're right, right, right, right right, trying to do it one.

Or came quick quick Evan with ill show you're going whooling it you except with similar sweet pursuing it. Donld out shaw shank through the sewer, kid now with chilling at the eagle. Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock. Got a habit for my house, a gop status, Howard starting to get cratic. Shows that up multiplied like a rabbit.

Two.

Then zone out, prink it up, feed the habit. I'm on hang out with the friends, rocking on the radio. My home boys head talking on the radio. It's time to to this wallkid, Oh baby, hey kt Christine up it.

All up on the ladio.

Which one was it where Paddington had to turn tricks to make a rent?

That was the first one. That was the first one. Yes, okay, disgusting bear, but on that sequel? So yep uh. Did you know that it is sleep Awareness Week?

Everyone?

I knew because it was in your email earlier. Big deal for me as an ambassador of narcolepsy awareness. I want everyone to know that you're not just tired, you might have narcolepsy. So go get it checked out. Is that why you did the my pillow endorsement? And so I did this the oh wow, I'll wake you up.

Right.

Yeah, the doctor said, here's the cure for pay times sleepiness.

It's the few. It's family pew. It's the pun. It's the family pew. It's the pew. It's that family pew. It's a peu, it's family pew.

The pew, it's it's with a family, pulled up and jump.

You need buzzwords before we can move forward. Christina per Okay, her favorite country's pretty good outside of America, of course, skin Paddington goes to prison. Ben buzzword buzzword sleep awareness dream Top ten dreams Americans say they have buzzword, ben s thanks, what snake dreams, beer long and juicy.

Paddington goes to prison being naked in a in some sort of crowder in front of people.

Number ten, Okay, teeth falling out. No, teeth falling out.

I've wished for that.

That is correct number. That's number eight, Christina Duck. The past two is for that for my wif to bit and skin. You have three strikes Jesus. Teeth falling out is number two. Number eight Okay, I was gonna say, I's gonna say.

Yeah.

Number seven was teeth getting knocked out as in hockey, Let's go stars eight answers on the board four minutes to left in regulation time. Okay, so how does this work? She passed to y'all.

Yeah, so y'all can you know? Uh so is this is it fears? Because how snake dreams not on there?

Different? Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, you're you're in your own category.

One is definitely gonna be flying, okay, flying plane crash flying, yeah.

Or also the people flying public speaking.

Wait hold on, no, no, no, no, yeah, okay, yeah, play the man.

No, I didn't, I didn't off we were talking yea the table talk. Man, if it's gonna be two people, you can table talk. Well, i've given you four strikes. We didn't. Oh yeah, yeah, well then so we got three left. You have two left. He didn't submit an answer.

No, how about the Cowboys getting to the NFC Championship then?

Yeah, this list sucks? Uh okay? Oh wait, what does the category again? Say it again? This is top ten dreams. People have ten things people dream? Okay, Uh see, I'm combining it with fears.

Yeah, it's not nightmares, it's just dreams. Okay, but is it? Could it be that you fear of a college test happening and you've forgotten it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, correct? Right there, That is a number six dreamer in school taking a test? Yeah, okay, number six. Think about maybe any mission? Uh you p on yourself. You're saying O mission or okay, externally missions? So you dream of sex not sex? Not on there? But I won't count it. Go ahead, No one's dreaming about sex. Doesn't sound like it. God, America sucks. What about having your friend's wife's teeth removed? That still counts as I have one?

Okay?

In the second, getting chased, getting chased? Absolutely up there Number one, Oh, respondence, right there? A dream where you're being chased? What about going to a chase at m I have never never had the one about being chased? Seven either, But I don't remember my dreams, dude, it's pretty rare.

I do, but it's such a short dream. I get caught immediately, very slow.

Number two, Well, let's go backwards. Number nine a dream about you killing someone? Oh, my god, fantasy about that. I'm wide awake, I do you never had that? Dream? Are called day thoughts? Yeah, every single day? Number seven A dream where you're dying. Yeah. Number five a dream where you've lost your voice and you're unable to shout for help, Which, to me, that's just sleep paralysis, which I have all the time. Right, there's nothing you can do.

I think it probably happened super quick, but it seems like a long time. I've had sleep paralysis before, and I'm convinced that's what people think is happening when they're getting alien abducted.

It's really sleep paralysis. Number four dream you're hanging out with a celebrity all the time.

You and Christine. I get to do that every day. Yeah, yeah, really sucks.

Number three you're running late to something important. Yes, always running late to Number two Ben running late something important and being chased. I dream about fall Yes, yeah, dangling. I did get the snake. The snake dream too, Yeah, where the snake is just biting at you and stuff and yeah, sometimes a trip squeeze and is trying to wrap stuff around your neck.

I had a Luca nightmare the other night. I seriously, I've been remembering my dreams this week. And I woke up and I told my wife we were house sitting for Luca and we failed him.

It was like a disaster or something. And I'm like, what does that mean. I don't know that Central American uh crew of bandits show up to the house.

I had a snake dream where I was the wheel on Tommy Lee's boat. Okay, okay, right, you were a snare drum. Yeah, there you have it there? What was number one getting chased? Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle, we have a Wendy Williams controversy, and it is not about the Burp Fart that's coming up next.

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WHOA. Wendy Williams is kind of in a weird situation because you know, she's sixty now and we've talked about her before. It's a weird thing to talk about a rock station. But Wendy Williams is famous for a few different reasons. One of those is the burn fart. But she had a show for a long time Daytime TV. I think she was.

Famous for other reasons before the burn fart, and then that solidified her.

As a Hall of Famer. She used her platform to do the burn fart.

Yeah, it's really difficult to if you have that much of a gas build up coming out of both ends. It's like you've maybe by hitting a barbecue buffet or something like. I mean, it's a lot of pressure. She's had a lot of surgery though, and so she's rooted her insides around in weird ways, and so the exhaust exits might have been reconfigured.

So before we get into the nuts and bolts of the story, I do think we should play what she's now most simps for is the local artist DJ truck Nuts and his song the Burn Park, and it goes like this, we gotta get out of here. I'm going out of the mouth. We're going out the behind DOGU I have that dog behind dogs when they all the time, when the all the time behind She went with the burn Park. It's both those things. Daddy, bet why all the time? He said, hot dogs?

Daddy that addie.

There's a lot of gas and pressure on man. That that Addie, that that that that that that the power move like, Noah, what the burn Park behind dog? This is a hot is hot? I apologize, I apologize.

There's such a class act. Apologize for both the burp and the farts.

You know, she's in the news because she was at her assisted living facility and she dropped a note out the window that said help Wendy.

She's sixty now right and back. In twenty twenty two, she was put under this court ordered guardianship Wells Fargo Froze, Oliver Acce or Oliver Assets because they're like, there's some suspicious behavior going on. They gave her an appointed guardian by the name of Sabrina Morrissey. Morrissey says that Wendy is cognitively impaired and permanently disabled. Wendy has denied those claims.

How she came up, was in New York morning radio. She was like the gossip queen. Fact was she on.

The Breakfast Club at one point? Yeah, like she was.

I think she was hot ninety seven it and she was one of those I heard the puff dad, you know, one of those people.

That's how she built her name up. So she says that she passed some competence test with flying colors.

Today she's gonna start dancing around like Britney, isn't she?

This is what's going on, is she? But she can't. She's like, I'm at a facility with seventy eighty and ninety year olds and it's a prison, and they give me medication. Don't tell me what it is. But she also that happened to Old Girl in the Penguin. Yeah, yeah, this is kind of what's happening with her.

It seems like and New York is Gotham, but you know, her team, her whether her team is announced that she's been diagnosed with you know, dementia.

God, it's sixty, Yeah, that's way too young for that.

Yeah, but she.

Claiming that it's it's her son, who's like, you know, has a what is it that Britney's parents had over her?

Yeah? Whatever conservatorship?

Where they?

I thought I saw where she was saying, Oh, no, my son wants access to my money. So he's embellished on what my situation really is and that's made me a prisoner here.

And I'm not as bad as they say it is, but he just wants my money.

Okay.

I haven't seen her say anything about her son, but if you saw that somewhere that's didn't she can be it and that would make sense, why, you know?

And I think she I thought she married a boy toy too. Did she have a younger?

What is a toy? Yeah?

Just drink me and skin in. Just look at what we're like. Do you like what you see? Boy toy?

Boy toy? I think it's like a shamla shamala. We're old man toys. Well, no, I don't like the way that sounds I think of it.

Boy toy is like, Hey, I'm a rich sixty year old and I've found me a thirty year old husband that probably wouldn't be with me if I wouldn't.

This Ridge gal divorced in twenty twenty. It says from a boy toy, I don't know. I don't have an age on him, Kevin Hunters' name. So there's your Whitney, your Wendy story. Not your Whitney story. That's Whitney. Oh yeah about Britain still new like she's just kind of the note that says help was why this is a big story.

Brittany was yelling for help. Brittany was like, man, I don't need this. They're taking advantage of me. And dude, if you follow her on social media, you're like, oh, she could use somebody looking after her maybe a little bit. Last night she was throwing her crotch into a fire. I don't know if you saw that.

You're still falling. Okay, it's still happening.

Yeah, and I'm not.

I don't like it. It's not I'm watching. I'm like, I'm not even that good.

It's not.

What was the name of the gal she hung out with that they called fire Crotch Low hand.

Yeah, Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, did they hang out together? I don't know. There's I think he's naming off two thousands. You know, pop pop stars.

They were all famous people that were young when that you know, fame when they were teenagers and they went crazy.

When tabloids got huge in the two thousands.

It was the head Lindsay. It was the rapper that your mom loves Pitbull.

Pitbull had a Lindsay Lohan line, I fire crock.

The difference between the Britney Spears thing and the Wendy Williams thing is I don't think Britney's going on shows and actually talking like I don't know if I've heard her just say a sentence, Oh that makes sense in a long time. But Wendy, apparently I haven't heard the show that she was just on.

It's weird. She's got access to go on the most popular radio show in the country, the Breakfast Club and New York News, like your guardian is allowing that. Yeah, so it's this is all weird.

Man.

Let's get Charlotte Maine, the god on very strange. I want to I want to transition to this story about movies. There's a movie coming out. Well, it's being finalized to come out, and I'm highly interested in it because, first of all, it's getting a lot of talk right now because it's seeing as maybe Adrian Brodie's next big move after The Brutalist and he just won Best Actor for the second time. But Leonardo DiCaprio would be the supposed star of a biopic or biopic of Evil Canevil. Oh,

Joe.

Yeah, he was thinking Evil can Evel? Great, Okay, who would Adrian Brodie playing the Evil Robbie story? Who is Who's you have Robbie and you have the motorcycle? Who else? I think?

I'm sure Evil can Eevel has a manager that abused him.

I did some reading on it and it is the role of Shelley Saltman. Oh yeah, And when I read all of this, I was blown away because this is late seventies crap. I didn't know anything about. It's awesome. So Shelley Saltman is kind of a Colonel Tom Parker type, you know, big promoter guy. We'll get you down here to the snake river can and you'll jump over it. Put a book out, We'll record you. All that stuff

How old.

Was he about that time? Late seventies? Oh wow?

No, no, no, and the late you're saying it happened in the late seventies.

Yes, so he was probably in his forties. Okay we have been forties then, okay, yeah, man.

It was that was crazy for a stunt man like that to be so wildly popular.

Wow, like he was super. I had an evil can eevral bike.

Yeah.

It was a white bike with a little fake plastic gas tank on it so it looked like a motorcycle.

He settled it around.

His things would be like TV specials. Yeah, I'm sure. I bet he got his TV start on Wide World of Sports.

I bet. Yeah.

It's like the Flying We Linda is the same type thing. Yeah, they're going to walk across his tightrope, Christine. I growing up, the Robbie canievel special was a big deal. Really, the thirteen year old is.

That Robbie Canel's gonna jump over something. Here's a one hour special on Fox. And at the fifty eight minute mark of that special, he jumps over something and falls and it's not.

Man, that's like le Bron James to BRONI though, no, I know, I got to experience evil Knievral you got Robbie.

I'm not no, I'm not fighting. It's well, guys, you guys watched the G League game. Our evil Knieval was Andy Samdberg. So that's right, Yeah, kind of better exactly. So would you he got the Shelley saltmon in the situation? Who Adrian Brody is in line to play? Got thirteen million dollars of damages for that? So would you let an old stunt devil come up and beat the crap out of you with the bat for thirteen million.

Dollars twice in the head, three or four times in the forum? Thirteen million dollars in the late seventies?

Wow?

Right now, Wow, this this movie would be better if it was a comedy and it was Will Ferrell.

Yeah, I agree, I agree, but I guess they Yeah, So Leo DiCaprio is going to get into actor mode to play evil and evil. It could be good. I don't know to be good. I won't be here till like twenty thirty one or whatever. Hey, Leo doesn't miss what does he missed on? Well that's a good question. What's he been in lately? Exactly? That's why he don't shoot, you don't miss. Yeah, all right, there you have it. There's the Hollywood coming up next. And around the sports.

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Yeah, all right, the MAVs played last night. We'll get the cowboy stuff in a second Mass played last night in San Antonio and they won. They ran out there a few guys and they went out and fought hard, got the dub. It's a good job Maps.

I felt pretty confident they would split in San Antonio.

Yeah you called that.

I mean, it's just San Antonio is in a weird place. Mavericks were obviously in a weird place. And man, uh Clay Thompson was elated.

Yeah, he was like he was elated.

So we did we did the TV interview with Kessler Edwards because he had a career.

High in points and rebounds.

Yeah, and so Clay was doing the radio interview here on the Eagle with Chuck and DeMars. And because the way s Antonio sat up usually that's like in the back. He was at the scores table and you know, had the headset on and he was actually sitting in a chair, and so I just I was done. So I just kind of stood there and watched him. And when he finished the radio interview, he took his head set, jumped up and pumped both fists. It's like they lost five in a row. Man, I guys don't want to wear that.

Draft position they can, so I want them to lose.

Yeah, but how can you not cheer for those guys, like somehow they are so resilient and they compete their asses off, and this idea of tanking, it has nothing to do with players. It's a fantasy land. It's a video game. The coaches are playing for new contracts, the players are playing for contracts. They're competitors. They get out there on the floor, they don't want anybody to beat them. And they've lost now several games in a row. So that was impressive. Man, it was I want the best

Okay, yeah, Uh. The injuries have been awful, but I still have our team. I still believe in this franchise. I'm here for two more seasons after this, so I'd love to help them return to glory that they, you know, were brought to in twenty eleven. And like hearing it someone say something nice about the Dallas Mavericks pretty refreshing because you're hearing much. That's the same article where he was talking about Kyrie coming back? Is that the one

Christian Clark wrote a thing for The Athletic about Clay relating to Kyrie situation because he went through it. Yeah, and you know, and I saw that quote in that and that piece. But I if you the thing that's tough for me is like, like I would be all on board with them losing the remainder of their games and getting like the tenth or ninth to pick or whatever.

They're just not right.

And the one thing I would say is that if I thought there was a chance that Anthony Davis was coming back this year, I would say go for it, because if you have Gafford Lively, Anthony Davis, Washington and all those guys, you could you could win some like you could get to the playoffs and maybe even win a series.

Maybe.

But if you're not gonna have any of those other guys back, you're just probably gonna lose the opening game of the play in. You'll be the tenth seed on the road, probably at Sacramento. And even if this group of guys hangs together, keep in mind, Kesler Edwards has five games left, that's it. Brandon Williams I think has ten, but I'm not one hundred percent sure.

He's got to be healthy too.

Yeah, and Ky Jones, I think they're just hanging on to right now. I saw him running yesterday, right, So if they don't play him, they get to retain him.

Yeah.

It's it's when you're on two way contracts, you have a certain number I think you can play fifty games, and it's and it's actually it's games that you're like you don't necessarily have to play, but you're suited up and eligible to play right right, and so he's Kessler only has five left.

Brandon Williams I think they has ten.

And then Ky Jones was like pro rated because of the so he had eleven games total. I think yeah, And I think they have seventeen left. Eight down.

Yeah.

Boy, this is just I just want to hit the reset button and move forward to next year. There's been so much heartbreak and heartache, and I mean it's just like this is the lost season and so I don't know of getting to the playoffs and then getting hammered is going to be good. But I respect the hell out of the guys for fighting and competing. I respect the coaches, the players, everybody and everybody who is an employee a part of the mass franchise. I get it, man,

And then you don't have them.

So I'm like, God, this is gonna this is just really, you know, the trade has expedited the window so much to where it was like, all right, I think we can be good with Luca for ten to twelve years. I could be wrong on that, but if you make this trade, you can be really good for two or three years. And now losing Kyrie, it's like, okay, so now you have a year and a half when no, and so I'm just like, man, I just want as

And your Cowboys fan who had the second most for the Cowboys last year, and that's correct five and a half sacks, second most. He signed with the Giants today three at twenty. Micah retweeted it with like aw man type thing. He didn't have, like a dove buddy. He was gonna hope, but he'd come back, play little defensivevan play little defense, tackle, little both. So he's gone, but you know whatever, the Cowboys just signed Let's see here, what did they do? They signed a guy named Peyton Turner.

A lot of changes in the league. Yeah, play like eleven linebackers.

You need that one. Actually, it's it's true, you would need it. Let's see two sacks last year for Peyton Turner. Again, not very good, but three million one year. Who cares? Did Mazzie Smith have two sacks last year? I don't know, man, I had it pulled up a minute ago. But he's Christina know the He's not even in the game on third down most times, so you know.

He claps the pocket and get a couple of sacks. Probably not, Christina, Probably not. We're saying that he didn't.

Oh you know what, I'm gonna do this one and a half for hey, right, one and a half. This is some fan content. The Rangers are going to be good, though. One sack for Mazzie Okay. He says that's a half a sack. That It's like if two guys get in there and they both touch tips on the one ball. Two guys, one sack. Uh turping back three years at eighteen million, all right, six million a year for a guy they don't use an offense a lot. I don't want to use him on offense. He's he's he's made

He was the catalyst for really several funny moments this year on NFL broadcast where we sat.

Down the with uh you know whoever.

We sat down with the Siriano and he said he's really worried about Dallas' return game. Right, that's what the other coaches, and so we talked to the coach. He's worried about the Cowboys long snapper. They feel like he's really got the ability to put it right in your shot pocket.

They're not acting like a team whose owners in his early eighties and really wants to win a Super Bowl. But you know, maybe all the teams are spending money right now or Rangers Star Rangers and Stars yep ngers a Dallas Stars. That's what we look forward to. We'll be out an opening day on the twenty seventh. Hope to see everyone out there. Let's go if I can officially say that, but yes, like that's probably happening. It's happening.

The show will go on now. Okay, thank you, Kevin. That's a good drop.

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Time for Basis week Day Day featuring veteran news anchor Katie fun Tweets.

Here are the important stories he's currently tracking from around the world.

Measles up to two twenty three. Now number keeps growing. How many deaths have we had?

Two? One was a kid, one was a person actually ended up being in New Mexico, on the eastern part of New Mexico around the border. So I was throwing in their five year anniversary of COVID being declared a global pandemic. Up to two twenty three, the numbers increasing by the day. So he just spiked his phone.

You can't hear that if you're driving around listening, but KT emphatically spiked.

I think they heard it. Pandemic turner, they heard it, so you know, watch out for the mees you Ji Broni's man. The Rangers are in the news and TMZ has picked up this story. It's it's it's become quite a big thing. MLB and New Era put out these these new hats and the logos are stupid. They're very dumb. Yeah, I agree what New Era is going with. They had

We can because we're an English speaking language station. Now I'm saying that with confidence. I have no idea avoid because they dropped me when I said it. Well, you said it, no, yeah, but you didn't know I'm talking about.

You said it.

You said it. You're trying to say it in Spanish.

I don't think you can say if you can't say in English, you can't just say it in Spanish exactly.

Yeah, but you're saying an English word. You're not. You're not saying the Spanish.

Like when I'm in the Great Britain I talk about their cigarettes, I'll use the F word there, but I won't use it here because we speak a different kind of English here. So if you're saying, if you were on Hispanic radio, you could say it, no, you.

Can't sell right.

You can say it on English speaking radio, no, but you wisely didn't just say it word in Great Britain. And I would advise no one to say it. I would advise everyone to not say it.

For our American audience, though, spell it T E and then it's a T. That's to bring the X it's so that is uh, you know, there's a lot of words for boobs.

Boobs, juggies, jug warlords, warlords, knockers, knockers, hooters, and.

But the one that I've always thought we should be able to say, you know, but we're not for whatever reason. It's a strange one. But the rules are rules. Didn't hand book that we're all given training. But you can say too heart ease, teats. Oh yeah, you can say teats, but you can't say the other one.

I didn't know that's what that was in Spanish. I saw this last night on Twitter and I was like, well, that's close to the T word. I guess that's why people are freaking out.

But I didn't know either.

Okay, I was specifically searching for that Latin that word, and I couldn't and it popped up. I was like, I don't want to look at a hat, so I didn't.

You know. I read. I read the story and then I went and showed it to my wife to say, like, I was like, do you know what this is? I showed her the hat and she goes, oh my god. I started laughing. She's like, because she knew you in offended. No, I should havefitded. But she was like, what are they doing. I was like, well, this is why this is a story. So you know they're calling it Spanish slang vulgarity, although I would call it in locker room talk. For me,

Yes, he spends a lot of time in Latin American locker rooms.

I do like Rugie's little brother. Hey, I've never seen it. I didn't say which one. I didn't say which one of Rugy's little brothers. He has a lot of them, he really does. Their old name is Rookie.

But I like that.

Evan Grant, you know a guy who's been you know, he's been on the beat for many years. I like that he has to seriously. I assume go to his office the Dallas Morning News. I assume he's out of cubicle and he has the type in the Rangers case, the tea set in the middle of Texas to block out the ex and create an inadvertent visual of a Spanish slang vulgarity for women's breasts. Did you guys see what the astros ended up?

Yeah?

That was my favorite. Tell abou dash hose the ass. Wow, I can get behind that. The angels, did you see them? Yes, you're the as I like, let's see the diamondbacks. I believe are Arianna.

You know this is there's just no hat originality, and they're trying to sell hats to people who already have every hat. Like, how can we do it different? Well, I'll start a company that has them upside down. You're a billionaire. Now, no one ever thought about having the same hat. But I have the lettering upside down. I'll just put an extra letter right in the middle. Oh my god, I have every hat. I have to have that hat.

This does like the hat version of extra extreme chili lime hot fries. Yeah, just taking it to the next level. What are you doing now? Bake in bit burger pringles or something.

They have everything bagel pringles that are not great, by the way, pickle pringles.

Yes.

Do you guys think a better name for cheeseburger would have been chugger.

Man.

I've never spent a single second of time thinking about it until now, and that now it's all I can think about. I watched a movie last night, or a series that I hadn't seen a long time.

It's called The Black Bird.

Is that the one where I don't tell me Nicole Kidman's carrying around a bird in a in a cage.

No, like the kids are blind.

This is.

This is a guy and this is really good acting. By the way, it's a true story. It's a guy who goes to prison. He had been it's dark, you know obviously he had been murdering small girls.

And why were you watching this?

Because one guy was sent to prison and if he could get him to elicit it, if he could elicited a confession out of the guy or find out where the bodies are buried, he could get out of jail free. And so he had a limited amount of time to go get fined out. He had to befriend the guy in prison get all this information out of him before

He he couldn't, you know, alpack.

Because he was having a stroke, so he couldn't fixtures. So instead of saying a cup of coffee, it was like an off a coppe eye. And he said a trigger And I was like, you know what, why didn't we call it that to begin with? And I totally dismissed the Great Raleio his acting performance because I got caught up on turger would have been way better than cheeseburger. I guarantee you you will not like what it says

Dump him? Okay? Three times? Yeah, okay. Here we go suger a burger made with an equal mixture of ground chicken and ground beef. Oh fantastic.

I don't like that.

I don't want raw chicken mix it into my burger. Sorry, here's the alternate that here we go one of the many. Here we go a guy I can tell by the way he's saying it, who's a fat f who goes around shaking his massive sweaty ranger hat as he causes an earthquake in the ground. Okay, that visual what.

Someone says, turger, That's what I'm gonna think of, dude.

It does not matter what you come up with, just something that's just sort of out of the ordinary, there will be something weird and shocking on Urban Dictionary attached to.

It, preach massive sweaty ranger hats on. Oh my god, Oh that sugar guy's an important new Southwest Airlines for the first time charging passengers to check bags. This is gonna be happening soon. They're under some pressure from the investment management company. It's called for big changes to their business model because look, if you'll run. US Airlines took in more than five billion dollars in baggage fees last year. So Southwest Airlines, who's been missing out on all that

Now and then sucks, didn't they just fire or lay off a bunch of people. Yeah, and now they're still doing this too.

We're seeing companies doing some things now.

On the On the flight back this morning from San Antonio, I flew Southwest and I was like, number six in line.

So I was, you know, able to get to the very front. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, and I sat on the front row. We have all the leg room.

Uh huh.

No one sat between me and the other dude, Like I wonderful. I couldn't believe. I was like, so everyone here is passing the best seat in the plane.

Okay, weird?

Yeah, so I got all the leg room and no one sitting next to me.

Were you wearing your bird mask or no? The apocalypse?

That's a great I should start doing that. No one will sit next to you on a plane. That's a great bit.

There's a delta. American and United charge thirty five dollars for a single bag. Southwest has not announced what it will be, so maybe they do like fifteen or something, aren't they And aren't they going to have a signed seating too? Yeah? When does that happen?

I know the bags are coming May twenty eight to get it there, doing it right before Memorial Day, which is a big travel weekend.

Yeah. American Airlines, you don't they don't charge. They don't charge. But I have a credit card.

If you have American Express, yeah, then your bags are covered.

It's American still while you're crapping the backpacks?

What I do?

Yep?

Then and then you immediately get to the hotel and you call down and you ask them if they have an ironing board.

Good job, Kevin. Usual for a brand new segment premiere. Yeah, it's called it's called Wasted Days. Trust me, all right, We'll trust you. That's coming up next.

It is the Ben and Skin Show ninety one point one the Eagle. Thanks for hanging out with us this afternoon. This segment right her is brought to you by Rollertown Beer Works. That's the brewery up there in Solina that Ben and I are partner's in. And we want you to know all about the big Saint Patti's Day Festival at Rollertown this Saturday. It's gonna be awesome. It's the return of the Irish, which is our Irish dry stout. We do port nitro style and it is awesome. One

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It's gonna be magical. All right, Now it's time for this Wasted Days and Waited Night. All right, new segment, Wasted Days and Wasted Nights. I have some stories about waste. Three stories about waste getting wasted or human waste. Now we'll say that was a callback and really a shout out to my cousins who we used to do, you know, home video, you know recorder thing going on. We'd a sketch comedy show called Wasted Days. Okay, that was a callback.

Now.

Skin used to have a segment podcast on iHeart about this called Fecal Matters. Is this gonna be better or worse than that?

I still do it?

Oh you do?

I do it with Uh? I do with that guy now that played Erkele.

Okay, Oh jamil Yeah, I do it Jamilah because we're because he had he has a show called Family Matters and he wanted to be a part of it. So now it's fecal matters with Jamil, that dude who played Ark.

So you are doing like a family matter's show recap companion podcast where you also talk about your latest deuces. Yes, terrible. Would y'all like to start in Florida's to Florida? Yeah? Doctor feels like something we can use forever. I love Florida. Doctor Bowla, he's fifty nine. He has admitted to vandalizing

Okay, do you guys remember I don't remember where it was, but we had a story before, but it was with actual deuces and bags.

Do you remember this? Oh? Kids throwing lit bags.

It was like rival businesses where they caught each other on camera. This might have been in the freak days that we did the story where I think it was rival.

Might have been doctors. Man, I don't recall, but you know we see stories like this on occasion.

Yeah, maybe we choose to forget them because they're so gross.

Yeah, I would love to remember a Pooh war, but you know, this could have became a yurine war. But doctor densh you know, he restrained himself. But I do love that doctors who are seen as the highest of the highest, seven years of college and all that stuff, are doing things that you might see like a college campus. We're just kind of, let's go and do something to the statue at that university, or you know, high school prank wars or whatever. We get doctors doing that now, and I like that.

Sorry, Ben, did he do it like in a testing cup because you said he just poured it on there?

He didn't actually, just I think he had a bucket, a full bucket, so he's collecting it, eating asparagus and saving it.

I don't know why anybody would think you could get away with anything in this day and age. There's cameras everywhere, right.

Yeah, no, that's true. But he was lit. He might have been hammered too, but I know he was mad at the guy for whatever reason. And uh, you know, all it is though, if you were going to go pour a bucket of urine on any business's doors, this is what it would cost you in Florida. That's all. That's seven thousand dollars fine in twenty hours of community service. You would even go to jail for it. That's not right.

I have no idea on the scale of punishments. I mean that would deter me from doing it. I wouldn't want to pay seven thousand dollars to pour a bucket of urine on something unless well, I'll just leave it at that. And Lord knows, you don't have twenty hours to be doing community service, right. How do you transport that bucket around too? Are you putting foil on top of it?

Man? I think in the moment, if you're adrenaline is high enough, you really don't care if it's splashing on you a little bit. It's like you're in it too.

The there's few things that smell worse in the world than you're in I mean, really, it's just so bad kind of urine you get going on there, no matter what it is, Like if you've had dogs or cats, okay, cat, he is cat urines undefined? Yeah, weapon though, that's all they got. Like, if your dog is paying in the house, it sucks. If your cat's paying in the house, you

You should eat, you know, a way before you go to bed. Old people ate. Like three hours ago. Last week, we had a flight out of Air India. Air India was flying well, flying to Chicago, right, and I'm sorry, they're find from Chicago back to Delhi in India, right, can you start over? Air India is going you know, from Chicago two back back to India. Big a long flight, three hundred pastors on there. I had to make an emergency U turn though, as eight of the plane's twelve toilets became clogged.

That's a long flight with a bunch of backed up deuce, dude.

It was a fourteen and a half hour flight and this happened about four and a half hours into it. So do you have to face the question do you just ten more hours to the destination or four and a half hours back to Chicago. That's a nine hour investment.

That's cashed four and a half hours each way, nine hours in that you'll never get back. I think you power through the deuce and you get there.

I think so too.

If there's let's do the math on this. There's three hundred passengers over fourteen hours. I mean at least one hundred and fifty of them were taken a deuce.

Hey, and four of the toilets were you know, working for now. You have that for now, so.

Yeah, and to pee you could at least pee. That's when I would panic. I would have pea panic and be like, we got to turn back immediately.

Man. You know we saw that panic at a Saint Patty's Day prade. Oh yeah, I learned my lessons. She really did panic. She jumped out of a moving car.

It really is something like if I'm trapped somewhere, I just out of nowhere.

I have to pee. I respect. It was the worst time ever. I thought you were gonna say, I have to get out. I have to know, I have to go pee.

If our listeners would like to see Christina jump out of a moving car, come down in Saint Patti's Day parade on Greenville Avenue, we will be there on the ninety seven point one the Eagle Float on Saturday.

It's true.

I'm looking forward to that. The weather is looking very nice.

I'm bringing a cooler full of a roller town. Please, we're invested in Kat. You were doing the fake announcements from the pilot with that weird accent.

What was do you want to do more those?

Oh?

Yeah we have pool there's a female pilot. Oh okay, yeah, poo.

By the way, what do you bring the beer in plastic baggies? I'm gonna bring it in a cooler. Dude, what do you mean you're gonna toat that cooler around?

I am you still have one of my coolers, don't you. I don't know. I think it's I think it's actually still at Josie. My wife's furious.

Is she really it's gonna sue you. Yeah, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have her suit, k T. I have nothing to do with it, so bring on, you know, I don't know if I got it back or it's it. Josie here all tech solution and find out that we need that, We're gonna bring it. I'm bringing roller down in your cooler. Okay, but what if we get Josie to uh go on a vacation far away and then bring us some albums. And we're just spinning albums like Frisbees into the crowd at the Saint Patty's Day Parade.

I love it good. Yeah. Do we play a lot of outfield on the Eagle? Not really? That was a good joke by Ben. Why did they name their band that?

Yeah?

They shagging flies? What do we call it? Yeah, well we're all outfielders.

Bullpen.

I don't know. Bring whatever you're bringing, seriously, let me know, because last year it was just panic. You know, you're stealing drinks from everyone, but then you realize what's removing. We really don't have beer, so we had some brave warriors jump off the truck and run into a liquor store. Wait and line, get it, ketch up to the float.

I'll make sure you need to be prepared. Yeah no, no, no, I'm bringing a huge cooler. I'm bringing Ben's cooler that I never returned to him, and he'll be stocked with a roller town isn't Is this the one year anniversary of the Great Bo Roberts being injured?

It is?

Was it at this same parade? Yes? What did he do. Do he jump off a float? He fell down a whale or something. I'm not sure what happened.

No, he did something simple, like just jumping off the float, like you wouldn't expect it to hurt.

Him that bad, I thought, if I remember correctly, it was afterwards, and he tried to jump over a little cement ravine. Okay, at his elevated age, like he thought he was a kid in high school that could run and jump over a ravine.

He's a badass, though, I don't know.

Yeah, he had double kyrie y. I don't know more in shape than we No, I just I don't doubt that. But I also reasonably know what not to do. Yeah, to hurt myself, right, don't jump on stuff.

I usually walk beside the truck and you know, just run around and shake hands and take jello shots from all the people up him. I thought Ao pushed him down a flight of stairs because he wanted to show last story.

And when he handed him a mask with the neuro virus on it, wear this to protect yourself.

Oh, one should have to deal with the virus. You don't make jokes about it.

I do.

R Kelly says he's written twenty five albums since his incarceration. In this second new segment called Wasted Days, it's about.

Waste Okay, he had to reset that, Yeah, to really underscore the cleverness of the reference.

So when I he sang a couple of his songs on a podcast called Inmate T with A and P. Yeah. So if you're in a prison, even a big prison like he's in, you do podcasts.

Sound it's inmates with a lot of testosterone, U P.

His Inmate T. It's a couple gals who interview inmates. Apparently all right, he says he's written twenty five albums. I'm like, okay, you don't have to manually release them. The record label that you were on or someone you know can release these records. Well, where's he gonna record it? Exactly? There's not a production studio down there too. I think there might be. There might be a podcast studio. I think they could do.

There's there's been rappers before they've recorded verses from prison over the.

Phone and they just PUTT or whatever. Yeah. So yeah, he's uh, twenty five albums coming from him. I don't know when he gets out. He's in a thirty year sentence, so he.

Could his fan base get over his horrible acts to like still support his music.

Absolutely. Yeah, you can get over anything if you try hard enough. That's a good point. That's a good she's marking it a couple of the army hammer stuff though. Yeah, Now is he a twin?

No, he played a twin, but I wanted that too, because he played the twin in the Facebook movie The Twins. Yeah, twins. I want him to be a twin too. Why because it's just makes it more convenient for me to to deal with him. I'd like to deal with him he's not around. No, I agree with Skin on this. I'm gonna consider them twins from now on. There's a couple other actors I would like to be twins. I'll probably bring that list to the show tomorrow. Five actors I

Yeah, yeah, it's like what is who is that?

There's a there's a really funny old Bill Hicks routine about double your pleasure double mcgum. He's like, I'm not fantasizing about gum right now. As those two twins, I'm walking up. They're singing to Double Your Pleasure. Yeah, I mean they're leaning in, and that's the way we wanted to end the show too. Okay, thank you for hanging out with us. I'll never forget the time. KT looked at those twins chewing that gum and he said.

Burn my tongue on a Texas twinkie.

Hey, dude, damn, Christina's gonna stick around and play music next right here on ninety seven point one The Eagle.

Here're you going, Well, I gonna get my sack back, dude, God bless Jesus.