We've got some hoppy Texas beers from Austin's Meanwhile and Dallas's Manhattan Project for this one! Pairs with mammograms, hamograms, lamograms, all the Clue weapons, and HEBuddy. Meanwhile Lil' Joy Meanwhile Tender Robot Manhattan Project Half Life Manhattan Project Double Half Life Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: High by Loving Caliber Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are J...
Apr 06, 2026•45 min•Ep. 703
We've never had any of the amazing sounding beers from Japas Cervejaria, so let's fix that! Pairs with hot flashes, bad pronunciations, and your favorite Smashing Pumpkins album. Shiner Kosmos Japas Fuji Japas Kinka-Koji Japan Black Miso Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Feel Good by PØW Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subsc...
Mar 30, 2026•44 min•Ep. 702
When Pam was in Scotland, she brought back too many beers to fit into a single episode, so here's another one! Pairs with out of shape runs, rubbing two sticks together, and Scrooge McDuck. Broughton Wee Jock Spey Valley Bring Out The Imp Spey Valley SVB Foggie Moss Spey Valley SVB Foggie Moss Mystery Variant? Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Na Ah by Blood Red Sun Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers s...
Mar 23, 2026•44 min•Ep. 701
Our good friend Scott Johnson sent us 4 beers from Virginia's Three Notch'd Brewing Co! Pairs with Jars, a 25lb bag of sand, and Alderaan. Duke Of Clouds Whisker Lickinnn' Minute Man Biggie S'Mores Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Cyberpunkz by Splasher! Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google P...
Mar 16, 2026•42 min•Ep. 700
When listeners Ryan and Nicole visited us last month, they brought us a selection of beers from Wisonsin's Cocoon Brewing Co! Pairs with rizz, 67 67 67 67, and windmill tilting. Hilltopper Unlimited Rizz When Was The Last Time You Planted A Tree Low Slow Glow Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Shake the Room by Nbhd Nick Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis...
Mar 09, 2026•39 min•Ep. 699
Our friends at local favorite The Brewtorium Brewery & Kitchen hooked us up with some beer for the show! Pairs with salad proportions, train tracks, and the Fabulous Freebird. Big Dreams The Bleaken Bogberry Boombox Midnight Filibuster And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed . You should also subscribe to our YouTube C...
Mar 02, 2026•43 min•Ep. 698
Red Engine Brewing Co is a new one to us, and we're trying 4 of their beers to get acquainted.Pairs with skate parks, moaning in Mexican, and Gran't podcast fans. El Jefe Probie Java Bump Big Red Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: GITM by Heyson Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , o...
Feb 23, 2026•48 min•Ep. 697
Listener Cara pulled a pro move and grabbed us some beer on a recent visit to the central coast of California! Pairs with cyclops driving, moonlight kissed nipples, and werewolf rules. Topa Topa Dos Topas Madewest Pale Madewest Hazy IPA M. Special G. Town Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Blackout Blues by Flux Vortex Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, ...
Feb 16, 2026•39 min•Ep. 696
Our bestest fan goblin Andy Richter Saint Louis'd us up with a box of Civil Life! Pairs with your golden years, senior moments, and Pam's birthday. Burton on Holt Ale Scottish Ale Porter Merchant Ship IPA Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: So Done by I'MIN Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google P...
Feb 09, 2026•34 min•Ep. 695
Mark's friend Logan gave us some beer from Niceville's 3rd Planet Brewing Co! Pairs with nerd date night, vegemite sandwiches, and botched endings. Bear Creek Brown Boggy Bayou Stout West Coast Hipster Post'l Point Porter Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Say My Name by cyn Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple ...
Jan 26, 2026•43 min•Ep. 694
We got bunch of beers from Kevin at Indy's Sun King for this one! Pairs with impending mortality, stairs, and Fremen Dune suits. Pachanga Mexican-Style Lager Sunlight Cream Ale Osiris Pale Ale Soul Shake Down Party Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: What Should I Do by Loving Caliber Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe ...
Jan 19, 2026•41 min•Ep. 693
Listener Kent sent us beers from 2 breweries on the North shore of Lake Superior– Voyageur and Castle Danger. Pairs with Black IPAs, a special camp for the annoying, and Bucklebury Ferry. Voyageur Boundary Waters Brunette Voyageur Sled Hound Castle Danger Castle Cream Ale Castle Danger George Hunter Stout Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: MGHTY by Heyson Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The B...
Jan 12, 2026•38 min•Ep. 692
It's a new year, and we're coming in hot! 4 beers, all gas, no brakes. Pairs with vehicle inspections, a haunted doll, and Death Note. Kostritzer Schwarzbier Phase Three Smoked Vienna Lager Alesmith Yulesmith Surly Abrasive Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: 1988 by Ruzer Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Pod...
Jan 05, 2026•46 min•Ep. 691
The weather outside is frightful, but the PIPE is so delightful. Pairs with rolling ankles, a better cafe over there, and swallowing someone else's tooth. Montucky Cold Snacks Meanwhile Darlin' Deschutes Symphonic Chronic Double Juicy Earthquake Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Better Get to Running by Bankston Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Ca...
Dec 29, 2025•46 min•Ep. 690
We're drinking 4 beers blind, thanks to Santa's most devious elf, listener Andy Richter. Pairs with growlers, Grant's Bert hair, and adolescent humor. Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Do It For by Katori Walker Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , or point your podcatcher to our RS...
Dec 22, 2025•42 min•Ep. 689
We're trying 4 brews from Fierce Beer that Pam picked up on a recent trip to Scotland! Pairs with abandoned weed, vegetarian haggis, and a trash car. Sugi Borealis Polaris Café Racer Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Do It For by Katori Walker Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , or...
Dec 15, 2025•40 min•Ep. 688
Our buddy Aaron gave us a box of Abbey Series beers from Denver's Bruz Beers! Pairs with a bad time camping, Lil Joe, and celestial boons. Single Dubbel Tripel Quadrupel And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: If That's OK with You by Loving Caliber Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , or...
Dec 08, 2025•41 min•Ep. 687
Just a couple of PRRRTY bros, drinking some PRRRTY beer. Pairs with Italian sub comas, BERTHA, and alternative sports. We need your help! Join the Patreon! And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! Real Ale Hill Country Bock Drekker Wild Prrrty Cola Bell's Christmas Ale Destihl Evel Knievel Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: What's My Name by Siine Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, a...
Dec 01, 2025•41 min•Ep. 686
We got some Arizona Wilderness beers from listener Brad, and we're gonna drink em! We also give our rundown of 2 great local beer festivals we hit in the last 2 weeks. Pairs with the Hamburgler, squats, and a shameless plea for help. And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store ! Miracle Mild Don't F**k It Up Blonde Lil Guy Rye West Clear Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Back at Zero by Zorro Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists...
Nov 24, 2025•54 min•Ep. 685
Pam was in Denver, and came back with an assortment of 3 beers for us to try! We also try long-awaited rerelease from Lagunitas! Pairs with senior moments, fly fishing, and sweet violence. 4 Noses Perfect Drift Crooked Stave NZ Pils Prost Marzen Lagunitas Shugga Original Recipe Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Offline by Mindme Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Pod...
Nov 17, 2025•37 min•Ep. 684
Mark was in Marble Falls, TX, and brought back some beer from Save The World Brewing Co! Also Rubio is dumb and doesn't know geography. Pairs with cheek clapping, thc injuries, and potassium. STW Pils Oktoberfest Chasing Broncos Little Green Boat Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: I Feel Like by STRLGHT Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , o...
Nov 10, 2025•41 min•Ep. 683
Montana, you're up! We've got beers from Red Lodge and Big Sky this time, thanks to listener John Rumney! Pairs with acronyms, old candy names, Julian date codes, and the 40s. Red Lodge American Lager Red Lodge Czechmate Big Sky Moose Drool Big Sky Shake A Day Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Bad by Baha Bank$ Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Pod...
Nov 03, 2025•40 min•Ep. 682
New Holland sent us an assortment of beers from their Dragon's Milk series! Pairs with the wrong pickles, bottled water divas, and well ventilated decompression jars. Dragon's Milk Tales of Gold Dragon's Crimson Keep Dragon's Milk Emerald IPA Dragon's Milk Reserve Oatmeal Cookie Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: No Lies by First Timer Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on App...
Oct 27, 2025•48 min•Ep. 681
Hot off the news of their duel GABF medal wins this weekend, we're diving into an Austin favorite– Pinthouse! Pairs with 100 whole pickles, terrible school systems, and turkey bacon. Gold Steps Fleeting Shadows Fresh Drops Fresh Hop Training Bines Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: ONG by Heyson Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , or point ...
Oct 20, 2025•45 min•Ep. 680
More German Oktoberfest beers! Pairs with heavy metal, greased brats, and adversarial neural networks. Erdinger Oktoberfest Ayinger Oktober Fest-Marzen Weihenstephaner Festbier Benediktiner Festbier Warsteiner Oktoberfest Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed . You should also subscribe...
Oct 13, 2025•40 min•Ep. 679
Oktoberfest is here! We've got 5 beers from 4 of the official Oktoberfest breweries in Munich! Pairs with kegels, the ideal specimen, and Reginald. Hacker Pschorr Oktoberfest Marzen Spaten Oktoberfest Ur-Marzen Paulaner Oktoberfest Marzen Paulaner Oktoberfest Bier Hofbrau Oktoberfestbier Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Trabant 33 by Bis Dann Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscri...
Oct 06, 2025•45 min•Ep. 678
Summer is still blazing here in Texas, and that demands cold liquid refreshment! And what luck! A new beer by Sierra Nevada in a gorgeous 8oz format? Pairs with the rapture, humps in the rump, and foot fungi. Paulaner Raddler Meanwhile Darlin' Lager Sierra Nevada Pils Austin Beerworks Cool Pool Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: High by Loving Caliber Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. ...
Sep 29, 2025•40 min•Ep. 677
Time to clear the beer fridge out! We've got a nice mix of 4 beers to try on this one! Pairs with weird facial hair, the Cabela's, and cigar box coffins. Dogfish Head 30 Minute Pryes Main Squeeze Pinthouse Raga Kettlehead The Agent Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Stuck in My Head by Bankston Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , or point y...
Sep 22, 2025•39 min•Ep. 676
Minnesota beers from Town Hall and Wooden Hill this time, thanks KENT. Pairs with bathroom nightmares, Pete's Dragon, and Captain Chaos. Town Hall Hope & King Town Hall Masala Mama Wooden Hill Hill Style Wooden Hill Six Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: The Galaxy by Adelyn Paik Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , or point your podcatc...
Sep 15, 2025•41 min•Ep. 675
Time to check in with some freshies from a local Austin institution, Live Oak! Pairs with animatronic body doubles, fat carb salt, and Snidley Whiplash. Lyghte Schwarzbier Spudweiser Kalt IPA Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Tú No Me Querías by Ratchetón Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pam Catoe, and Mark Raup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed . You sh...
Sep 08, 2025•41 min•Ep. 674
