A Walk to Remember with Sam Varela

and I'm talking about you specifically. Well she did, it's you. I'm your miracle. Oh my god. I this I liked, Okay, of all that, there's so many corny moments in A Walk to Remember, which is today's episode, and we'll get to what this show is in a second. But I really some of the like flourish of bad writing, where there's like moments in this movie where the line is like, Okay,

that's like corny, but it's not bad. But then they'll add more to the line and it gets worse, like they could the priest should have just said she did, but then he said she did dot dot dot and like assuming. People in the audience were like, what does he mean by that? Because it was you? And and then Shane west cost Oh it was me. It was me, Okay, me, And that's why I'm never going to stop going to church. Welcome to the Bachtel cast a k A church. Uh,

my name's Jamie Church Church. Oh God, just for for one week only. Welcome to the Bechtel Church. My name is Jamie Loftus. My name is Caitlin Darante. And this is our little podcast where we we talked about your favorite at least favorite and also other movies using an intersectional feminist lens, and we use the Bechtel test as

a jumping off point. It initiates a larger conversation that will have and the Bechdel Test, of course, is a media metric created by queer cartoonist Alison Bechtel, sometimes called the Bechtel Wallace Test. Our variation on the test requires that two people of any marginalized gender have names speak to each other about something other than a man. For ideally it's a meaningful, narratively relevant conversation yea which which does come into play with this movie in particular, where

not to blow it. But there are women do speak to each other in this movie, but it's never very important. It's not very important when they're talking, unless I mean they're bullying Mandy Moore. The women are talking to each other, they're like, Mandy Moore sucks, and then other girls like, I know, I hate her sweater, and you're like, I guess that's sort of Narratively, it's relevant. I suppose it is. It's relevant because but also for some reason, bullying doesn't

affect Jamie, because Jamie's are famously impervious to bully. I know this from experience, having constantly tried to bully you, and it never works. I always just go I do with Mandy Mordez, I guess I go, they're so mature, they need God. That's what I do whenever someone tries to bully me. I said, you should come to my dad's church sometime. Yeah. Well, we're doing a walk to remember today and we have an incredible guest. That's right. She is a comedy producer. You can see her stuff

at Naked Comedy dot org. It's Sam Farella. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to me. I don't want to spoil anything either, but I do have to say, I think I think there was one instance of the bully, of the of Jamie being cracked by the bullying, which might also be something relative to the name of this podcast. That's true. That is true there because Belinda, I believe this movie. This movie is so like it's just like bizarre in so many ways where I it's the book takes place

in the nineteen fifties. The movie takes place allegedly in the nineteen nineties, but it seems like it's still Everyone still looks like it's the nineteen fifties. Everyone's still dressed like Greaser's but they have Missy Elliott c ds. It was really bizarre, But yeah, there was. There was a Becktel test pass where Belinda says want a tik tak and Jamie says, no, thanks. There it is right there. It is it. If you argue that's not impactful, I

have an whole essay high completely. This is one of those movies that I just simply forgot to pay attention to whether or not it passes the Bechdel test. But I do remember that exchange, and it's it's crucial to

understanding the film. Right before some very two thousand and two photoshop bullying, which is one which is one of the main which I think is one of again one of the only things that firmly roots that movie in the late nineties, because I swear to God, like I think most of the movie could convincingly take place in any year in the second half, any decade of the twentieth century, except they have photoshop, and they have switch Foot and they have like that's about it, right, Oh

my gosh, Well I this movie. I'm gonna this is gonna be a challenge. Uh Sam, what is your history with a walk to remember? Well, I have a very particular history. That is that I this movie I think was one of my first boyfriend's favorite movies. I think he was the one that brought it to me, brought it to the table, and you know, in high school seduction classic move I of course memorized only hope and saying it I think a few times, you know, to get in the mood. It's very complicated. I have a

complicated romantic past. But um, definitely on the rewatch, you know, toxic Romance definitely made a lot more sense to my personal connection to this movie. So you would sing, wait, how does the song go and my hands and pray to be only yours. I pray to be only yours. No, no, you're oh, oh my god beautiful. If I ever had an SNL audition, it would be that one song, because I rememorized it that like, I've taken singing lessons since and tried to learn to sing that song, and they're

like pointing out the issues. I'm like, but that's how Mandy Moore sings it. That's how I know how to sing it. That is the beauty of Mandy Moore in many ways, where she was a pop star who was not necessarily a great singer, but she was like a solid high school sopranos, so her songs are like not hard to sing if you were in choir, Like anyone in choire can sing Mandy Moore's entire discography no problem. Though I didn't know till this one, and my you know,

subsequential obsession of googling a bunch of stuff. I didn't know that. I didn't know the Switchfoot story, and I didn't know this was originally a switch Foot song, which really blew my mind. It sounds weird. If you wait, yeah, you would guess it's the other way around. They're covering her, but no, no, she's covering them. Who is switch Foot? What is that? Are they of? Like for real Christian band or they This was one of my googles. So they have come out as they are Christian and Faith

not in format. They are not. They do not consider themselves Christian music. But it's highly debated online. But Faith not in format. Wow, that's good dodgy language. I like that. But I guess Mandy Moore was obsessed with them and turned the music supervisor of this production onto them, and they were like, we gotta have switch Foot. This is the sound of the movie. So there's four or five songs from Switchfoot on the soundtrack, which in an interview

so that I watched again, I went real deep. Shane West said it might have gone platinum the album for this. I don't know if that's true. I couldn't um, but yeah, so I guess Only Hope was a song that they had written even before the movie. This was just a song of theirs and they were like, that's her song for the movie. So at least if you hear a man singing it, it does read more Christian than in this movie where It is like some sort of sexual

power play song. Also, the song gets performed in its entirety in the movie during a high school production of like twenties Mobster. What is that play about? What's going on in that play? Why would you sing that at a nightclub? Right? I went back to like rewatch the set uppre scene, and I still can't make answer tells of what sets up that song or why this mobster

would be her only hope. I he was trying to remember a dream and then he got shocked by her body and then he just was like the song you messing for me? Yeah? Blew, my mind doesn't make any sense. I don't know what the play is about. There's a really long montage also where they're rehearsing for the play that's like edited in a way where you're like, what

on earth am I watching? So? Yeah, the play is confusing. Okay, So Sam, you have a you have a maybe a torrid history with this film, Jamie, what's your relationship in history with it? Um? It's not quite that level, but it's pretty intense where this I I loved this movie when I was a kid. I don't think I saw it in theaters, but there. I remember my cousin telling me, which is in retrospect, it was like, this was not nice.

She was like, she's like, Mandy Moore is in a movie and she has your name, and she has the same color hair as you. You have to see it. What she did not say is that she dies there, so so she and so I guess if you haven't seen A Walk to remember, Mandy Moore famously dies in the movie. But I but I remember like going to the movie not being like whenever like nine, not realizing that Mandy Moore was doomed, and being like, oh my god, this is so me. I'm not like the other girls.

My name is Jamie, I have brown hair. And then in the like when it becomes clear that she's doomed, I was like, this sucks. No one's ever no one's And then I've really turned on the movie hard. I was like, why would you have why would this be the only movie character named after me? And then she dies that said, I really I've seen this movie. I haven't seen it in easily ten years, but I saw it a lot when I was younger. It's like, oh,

I I really I feel like this movie. I was like, not raised particularly religious at all, Like we went to church, but it just felt like, I don't know, it was I didn't grow up especially religious, and once I was like twelve, we just were like, well, I feel like we've done the whole religion thing and we left. But this was as close to being religious as I ever got. Was being like A Walk to Remember is a really

powerful story, you know, like it I really loved. I had a huge crush on Mandy Moore and Shane West and I just I really and oh oh. The other thing about this movie was that when I was little, I had like a one of those pull out of a magazine posters of Mandy Moore, and I forgot I feel like I might have brought this up on the show years ago, but I had this poster of Mandy Moore hanging in my room and I thought that she could see me and watch me, and I was so

scared of the poster. So this would be in that time too, where I was like I was, I loved Mandy Moore and I wanted her on my wall, but I also was really scared of her because I thought she knew what I what I was doing amazing, And so eventually my mom took the poster down and I got mad, but she was just like, let's end this, Mandy Moore can't see you. It was it must have been one of those like bizarre pictures where it just like it. I felt like the eyes were following me.

That was the thing. It was like a Mona Lisa kind of thing. Um, so maybe Moore is my Mona Lisa. That's my history with the movie, Caitlin, with your history with a walk to remember, I don't have an extensive one. This movie came out when I was a sophomore or junior in high school sometime around then, so I was like peak demographic for this movie. But this was also when I was very firmly like I don't like girl things,

no things. So this movie came out and it was a huge hit among my friends, and I saw it because of that. Probably it's like a sleepover or just I don't know. We're hanging out and we watched it and I was like, this movie is not for me. And that was really the only time I saw it. Part of Stone, I am my truly. My heart is a lump of coal in my chest, and I have no feelings. I'm sure I was like moved by it,

but I don't know this. That's my history with it that I was like, Okay, this movie exists, I'll watch it once in two thousand two and then never again. So but watching it back was interesting, and I will say that it is while it's still has its issues, it's less full of issues than I thought it would be for a teen movie that comes out in two thousand two, I would agree with that. Yeah, it had it held up better than I was expecting, which isn't to say that it super holds up, but it for

what it was. Where I like Christian E teen movie Nicholas Sparks early two thousand's, you would think that it would be much worse than it actually did. I think this is my favorite of the Nicholas Sparks adaptations I've seen.

This remains my favorite one. I um took it upon myself to just here's what I'll suggests the listeners do google Nicholas Sparks movies, and I think like eleven different things come up because he's had many adaptations of his novels into movies, and all of the posters will just like be right there in front of you all side by side every poster is identical. Wait, this is funny. You can also google the Nicholas Sparks collection that just has all four has like four matching posters as its cover.

Two straight white people with their heads really close together. Yes, either facing away from each other or facing towards each other. Like some of them they're like face to face. Other ones like the man is behind the woman. They're all in some kind of like warm pink or yellow. A lot of heads are being grabbed to a lot of grabbing of heads. Richard Gear is grabbing Diane Lane's head for Knights of Road, Danty. He's like like a real vice.

Same thing with safe Haven, which is I think Josh Dumel, And then I don't know who the lady, who the woman is in it. I don't know what half of these are. Yeah, I don't know safe Haven. I don't know the best of Me. I don't know the Lucky One. I don't know the longest ride these there's so many. I've seen the Lucky One because I will watch to anything that zac Efron is in. Do you guys know if the other Nicholas Sparks movies are as religious? I

couldn't get a clear answer on the Internet. I think it's not really because I've I've seen probably half of these and the only one I've seen multiple times is The Notebook and now A Walk to Remember. But of the other ones, I think they're not. The religious over or undertones are not quite there the way they are in the Walk to Remember, at least for the ones I've seen. I kind of wonder where that comes from, like because I don't I might have read the book

when I was in like junior high or something. I don't remember anything about it. I know a lot was changed, but I wonder if like the book is as like bonking you with the like have faith in people message, because I know that she was religious the person that's based off of, and she did have a Bible she gave away kind of thing. But I tried all the Googles. I couldn't find anything to be like, why is this movie so not just religio just but like like it's

hammering you with the moral elements of religion. I was like, who paid for this? Like what's happening? Well? I did a like google of Nicholas Sparks and his life to see if there's been anything of note, and it seems like he personally is quite religious and founded a Christian school which tried to form an l g B t Q club, which he then tried to ban, know what, Yeah, and then students were protesting that, and then he banned the protests of it, so like he can't ban protests.

What did you see his quote about it? Yeah? Oh my god. And then sometime later he backtracked on all this and he's like, no, wait, I'm an ally, and the reason that my school has no diversity in it doesn't have anything to do with the school. It's these other flimsy reasons. So he like saying all this problematic stuff in like I don't know or something, and then he's walked it all back and been like no, no, no,

I'm actually an ally. Please let me still have a career. Like, but did you see the quote where he was like, we don't need this. He was the reason he said the reason he banned those organizations was because essentially it was we don't need these out and open these kind of clubs like they have always been gays in Catholicism. They just handled it more delicately and like that was his stance on it was like, stay in the closet

and we'll all get along. Yikes, that's such horseshit, especially because it's like this, this movie is directed by an openly gay man who was openly gay at the time the movie was directed. I believe, like it's like, yeah, god, that's so. I mean, I guess I'm not surprised that Nicholas Sparks fucking sucks, but I did not know that portion of his life. That's horrible. Yeah, his his history isn't great, but now he's an ally so everything's fine. All's well, that ends Well, we just need a movie

poster of like the same sex couple holding their heads. Yeah, we need we need someone grabbing someone else's head. Um, but it's a queer movie this time. That'll fix everything. That one everything, You know what would really fix everything? If we gave Nicholas Sparked more money. I think that would fix everything. Oh my gosh. Absolutely. Why don't we take a quick break and then come back and do the recap and we're back. Okay, all right, so let's shall we shall we get into it. Let's get into it.

So we meet Landon Carter. That's Shane West. He's with his friends, who are these popular kids who are mean, and Landon gets in trouble after a classmate of theirs gets hurt because of a prank all the popular kids pulled on him, brutal. Just quick quick reminder at the top, Shane West is a stage name. Shane West's actual name is Shannon Bruce Snaith. I did not know that. It's one of my favorite celebrity facts is his name is Shannon Snaith, And so they were like, that's not gonna work.

We need I think it would be fun if he was just allowed to be Shannon Snaith. I also think I wonder if anyone else picked up on this, or if I'm just being tall girl syndrome. I also think that Shane West is shorter than Mandy Moore. His height fluctuates throughout the movie, and I think that the movie does not like the movie is very rigid and its values.

And I think that they also must have said, we can't have a male lead who is shorter than our female lead due to societal pressures, because anymore is five ten. Shane West is six ft allegedly, but but that's impossible because he's shorter than her in anything where you can see his feet, he is shorter than her. Any scene where you cannot see his feet, he is taller than her, meaning that he's wearing some sort of acting shoes acting shoes or they they stuck him on like an apple box?

Is that what those are called? And yeah, you want to go rewatch the dance scene. It's the dancing where it's most obvious because she's teaching him how to dance, and you're like, oh, he's shorter than her. I never see that in movies. Why didn't I notice that? And then it cuts to the next scene and he's taller than her in the next scene, and I was like, why can't men just be five seven? Sometimes it's fine, relax, So I'm sorry I have so many deep dive facts.

But fun fact, along with other parts of this set, a lot of the sets were from like Dawson's Creek and other highly popular areas or a filming zone. But so whatever that water basins that they did this first prank at, apparently it was full of like algae and eels and they had scula divers clearing the water for the stunt. So like, just to put us in Shane West and whoever that guy's names had. They're diving and swimming and eels, their belly flopping straight into an eel. Holy,

that is dangerous. Once you I, I did know about the Dawson's Creek stuff, and like, once you've I watched two seasons of that when I was sick, like two years ago, And once you know it's the same high school, you can't unsee it. You're like, oh, I've I've seen drama in these halls before. Okay, So then we meet Jamie Sullivan, who is Mandy Moore. She's very religious, her father is a reverend. She sings in the church choir,

the whole thing. She is also popular, unlike Landon Carter, and she gets mocked by Landon's friends because she's not stylish and she wears the same sweater every day, which is also for one of the that was from the real person. Okay, so the real person is based off of Nicholas Sparks's sister, right, Yes, who in my favorite

power move never read his book. It did. Yeah, she said she didn't want to know how it ended, which I feel like he took as a sweet sentiment and I took as a burn she's just like, um, look, I've only got so much time and I'm not wasting it. Yeah, I thought it was. I didn't realize. This was my first time realizing that it was at least based on

a true story. But there are deviations where I believe his sister was thirty when she passed away, and then in the book, I guess that it's not specified that Jamie eyes that. It's just it says. This is what the Wikipedia page says. I'm like, I don't really know what this means, but it said that it is ambiguous whether Jamie died or simply disappeared into the shadow world. Now I don't know what hang on, wait, wait, hang on, Now, that is not unlike the ending of Titanic, where Rose

was it a dream the shadow world. I did, in fact make some notes about the similarities between this movie and Titanic. Amazing spoiler Switchfoot says the word Titanic. Yes, they do, amazing. I have some parallels I would like to draw between A Walk to Remember and another movie, which I will I will reveal. I guess now it's like there's no reason to hold back any longer. Okay, I don't know if anyone else noticed this or thought this.

But the way Shane West looks in this movie, to me is identical to the way Robert Pattinson looks in Twilight. He looks exactly like Edward Cullen to me, I get I see it for him to like notice this pale, brown haired, bookish girl, be really mean to her at first, and then be like, hey, maybe we could be friends, and then they start dating and fall in love. Except

that's basically Twilight. Jamie Sullivan, I will say, in defense of Jamie Sullivan, she at least has some semblance of a backbone, unlike Bella Swan who just does whatever Edward Collin tells her to do. At least Jamie Sullivan is like, no, you can't be my secret friend, get out of here. True, that was like good for her. Most movies in two thousand two were not doing that. That's true. They're like, okay, we can be friends. This is a secret, Like fuck you,

Shane West. But I was the whole Both times I rewatched this movie to prep for this episode, I was like, oh my gosh, am I just watching Edward Cullen right now. The resemblance is simply uncanny. True, I see it anyway. So, because Landon has gotten in trouble for this prank, he has to do a bunch of community service, which includes tutoring underprivileged students at a nearby sychool. Yeah yeah, yeah,

the coding there is yikes. And then also he has to participate in the school play, which he gets cast as like the lead of. And I'm just like, you know, when you're in trouble with the law and your punishment is to be the lead in a high school theater production, which also, like, aside from the fact that that is completely absurd and like it just makes no sense. On top of that, that sucks for all the theater kids who told in the first scene it's like, oh, they're

really into it. Like it's not like they're desperate for people to audition for this part. There's a room full of people who want this part, and they're like, no, Shane West, you have to do a really bad job as punishment, Like why does everyone need to suffer through Shannon Snaith's acting, Because like he committed a crime, he also committed a crime, didn't you guys? Have that um drama teacher who she cast her children as. All the stars.

I feel like it's not that uncommon for school the high school theater to be corrupted by those in power. I had we had, like our our high school drama instructor with like cast football players to like try to get to like yeah, yeah, I mean like that. That is like definitely, at least in my experience, something that happens Jamie. That is what happened in this movie right right there, just like oh, jocks, you get to cut the line in every area of life apparently, and it's well, okay,

I guess the rest of us will just die. I I like that. In the play, Mandy Moore, Moore is wearing a prom dress underneath a trench coat. What an interesting reveal. That wasn't a trench coat, that was like a cult coat. That was a cloaked like weird ass CULTI cloak, and underneath it it's like a two thousand and two prom dress and you're just like, all right,

oh gosh. So Jamie is also involved in these activities, so she and Landon keep running into each other, and one day she gives him a ride home after the school play rehearsal. She tells him about this to do list that she has, but she won't tell him what number one on the list is. Then he wants her to help him run lines for the play and she's like, okay, I'll help, but you have to promise not to fall

in love with me. Oh my god. Okay. That that really sent me back because I think that that was the first time I've ever heard that line in a movie, even though it's in so many movies, And it's the funniest thing anyone can say to another person because how many if people have said that in real life, how many times has the other person actually been interested in them?

I feel like zero. That's gonna be a really funny bit that I'm going to start doing where a friends just like, Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. Do you want to go get coffee? And I'll be like, okay, but you have to promise not to fall in off

with him. Oh my god. She said. There are parts of JV's character that I don't like, dislike, but they feel a little dissonant where she's like made out to be like, oh, she's like a misfit, but she acts with such confidence in moments like that where I'm like this is cool girl ship, Like what's going on where like I feel like the like uncooled girl at school doesn't say you have to promise not to fall in love with me, but I appreciate that she does. She

takes a stand for all uncool girls. And I'm sure that at least one person who saw that movie who wasn't cool then said that at school and humiliated themselves. So I know that they made a really big effort to avoid like some character tropes, um specifically the glasses.

They insisted no glasses. Yeah, I just feel like her charisma is like the taking off of the glasses, like whenever she turned, whenever she's like unusually flirty for this like Bible girl, it's like, okay, that's the glasses coming off, right. And I don't dislike that she is confident in herself.

It just like I guess maybe it was just like, oh, I wouldn't have expected like the least cool girl at school to be like fuck you and then or like or like on the date where she they have that like erotic temporary tattoo moment that I totally forgot about, like Titanic hot car scene, hot Carr, the Christian version of the Titanic scene where they're like, it's temporary. It's temporary. He's going to blow on it, but he's not touching her. When he blows on it, it's hot. It is hot

when he blows on the temporary tattoo. Okay anyway, So she's like, don't fall in love with me, and he's like, yeah, right, that won't be a problem, and then they start running lines together at her house. Her dad, by the way, does not like this landing fellow. No um, Also, isn't it it's Peter Coyote too, Yes, who I like sometimes learn who that is and then I promptly forget. He's an iconic. I feel like he's he has that experience a lot. He's just a famous character actor. He is

an ET. He's in He's in a lot of ship. He's an Aaron Brockovich. He's in all sorts of ship. And then you see him, you're like, oh, that guy. Anyways. Also, Landon's mom is played by Daryl Hannah in the worst way I've ever seen in my life. By the way, you read the Wikipedia, you saw the savage commentary on her. Yeah, then wait about her that she got like lip injections and that whole thing, and they're really focused on her wig. They really well because it's I saw like a bunch

of different explanations for that. I thought, I like what my takeaway was that they the wig was bad, but I guess that she was so like famously blonde that they're like, I guess they made a lot of famous blonde women into Brunett's in this movie, because Brunette equals dramatic turn or it did in two thousand and two. Brunette equals agency, right, Brunette equals a little little more serious. Yeah, Okay. So Jamie and Landon are hanging out their running lines together.

It seems like maybe they could be friends. But then he's a jerk to her at school so that he can seem cool in front of his cool friends, and Jamie's like, you're a jerk, and we cannot be friends. Love that for her, she's really taking a stand for now, for now. But then Landon starts to get serious about the school play, about his role as a tutor, and then the school play happens. Jamie a k a. Mandy

Moore sings that song and she's so breathy. I love her, I love her, and and she loves switch Foot and she loves switch I'm like, that's the those teen girl because she's, like, I think, like a rare example of a teen girl playing a teenager in a movie, even though no one, I don't think any of the other teenagers are actual teenagers, but Mandy Moore is. No. I mean, I don't know if you guys are going to mention it later, but you know, Shane West was twenty three

at the time of filming and Mandy was seventeen. Yeah, he was like eight full years older than her, which is uh not not great good based on what happens next in the story, which is they're on stage together in the play and they kiss, and then they kissed a bunch of other times throughout the movie they sure do, but this but this first kiss is forced because it's not in the play. It's not in the script. It's a surprise kiss, yes, which they had to rehearse on

their first day. Yeah, I and it's it seems like Mandy Moore and Mandy Moore has uh I mean, she she came out with a bunch of me too stuff a couple of years ago that isn't relevant to the content of this episode, but she seems to still be friends with Shane West. I feel like that that's more of a fault of the production for like putting them in this scenario in the first place, Like that's just especially for a teen actor and then an adult, like

that's that's just irresponsible on the productions. And they knew that they had crushes on each other, and the production knew they had crushes on each other, and he I don't again, I didn't see anything about anything you know, storied taking place. It's they were had to crush on each other. They never dated um and Shane was, you know, teaching her how to act because she didn't know how

to act. So it's a little there's a little a little weird, there's a little I yeah, I read that he taught her what a what a mark was and how to hit it. He was like, oh, poor Mandy Moore, she didn't know. I guess that this movie was shot before The Princess Diaries because that's like her first credit, but it was shot after. Yeah, yeah, okay, which is

I I liked it. In the early two thousand's there Mandy Moore was given us more range than a lot of teen actresses because she played sweet Girl and she played bully right, because she's she's mean and Saved and Princess Diaries, but she's an angel from heaven in this movie, right, And then in both Saved and A Walk to Remember, she plays a very devout Christian character, but on two

very different ends of a of that spectrum. And now she's on a TV show that my mom talks about on the phone all the time that I'm never gonna watch this is us, Yeah, exactly. Okay, So they kiss on stage and then Landon's like, wait a minute, do I like Jamie? Do I want to be with her? He's breaking the one rule. He's falling in love with her, and he wasn't supposed to a rule breaker. You know, he's a bad boy. He's canonically a bad boy. He

almost kills a student in the first scene. Yeah, but he does go visit him in the hospital and say sorry, so that redeems him question mark um, even though the student is like not understandably not very receptive to the apologies, like, get the funk out of here. I don't know why I want to be your friend. You like push me off of a cliff, or like whatevers a bed of eels. So yeah, Jamie is like rejecting him and pushing him away, and she's like, you don't know how to be a

good friend. So then he tries harder. He gives her a new sweater. He stands up for her when his friends play that photoshop related prank on her at school, which, truly, if you haven't seen the movie, just like look up that scene because it's even like, even though it's like from a plot standpoint of like, oh my god, your heart goes out to her and and maybe that would be a horrible thing to happen to you in two thousand too, but if that happened to me now, I'd

be like, uh so, what is the joke here? It's such a bad photoshop. It's like it's more embarrassing for the person who photo shopped it than for her. But I do feel like that scene really captures the like cruel scene laugh that like still haunts me to this day. Yeah, you run into that in real life. Oh boy, all

logic goes out the window. You're scarred, that's true. Yeah, So he defends her and stands up for her when this happens, and then he asks her out on a date, but her dad doesn't let her date, so then Landon asks her dad permission to take her out, which he relents to. So then they go out to dinner, they dance. It is revealed that Shane West is shorter than Mandy Moore. No, no, no, we don't know it in that scene. It's then we don't.

It's after we find out she's sick, and then he says, you too, to dance, and that montage that's where you learn he is. He is a couple inches shorter than her, hasn't He asked his mom to teach him how to dance? There, Yeah, the dances before because the leukemia reveal is like, to me, where the movie totally shifted. Well, sure, yea once our protagonist is doomed, yes, but yeah, maybe I'm messing up

the order. It's whatever. In there's a scene in the middle of a montage where she teaches him how to dance and you can see both of their full bodies and then you're like, he's shorter than her because you can't wear your acting shoes in a full body shot. You're right, yeah, because she teaches his mom. He asked his mom to teach him when they later dance on the balcony with no door, right right right right the

balcony door. Yes, it's that's fascinated me for years. I didn't pick up on it, just like you're gonna make this sickly girl climb out a window to look at her stars all the balcony with no doors. I wonder if it's like if it's like a an Aladdin kind of deal where it's just a curtain that leads into

a room. No, it's it's just four windows. They also are looking through a telescope that he builds right in front of her, Like you would think that he would have done that as like a surprise gift, but he just like sets up a workshop outside of her house, and it's like, don't look, I love it what I'm doing. This movie is so goofy and corny in so many ways where you just have to be constantly suspending your logic.

Where there's like one scene where you find out what Jamie's ambition in life is, which is to like witness a miracle. But you find out because Shane West happens to be going through the yearbook at home alone, Like why is he doing that he's just we're to believe he's just sitting at home, like to day night, better look through my yearbook, like I don't want to break your mind, But I feel like that might be one of a few instances in this film where traditionally he

would then in a real world start checking off. And that can't be alluded to at all. Know, he's just like a plot point. She wants a miracle, does she? She wants for it all. Wait, I'm gonna klen as you continue to summarse, I'm gonna just just to put my own mind at ease. I'm going to screen cap these. Uh, these shame west height toscripancy is to share with the class because I swear to God, I swear to God, it's the thing. Yes please um. So, meanwhile, they go

out to dinner, they dance. He helps her knock some stuff off of her to do list, like to be in two places at once and to get a tattoo. That scene is really sweet, It is pretty nice. It's so corny, but the I remember the two places at once seemed really vividly because Maddie Moore gets so excited, She's like, who so cute? And then they kiss and he tells her he loves her, and she's like, I told you not to fall in love with me. Are

we going to know? He had one job? And then her dad is like, Jamie, you have to be fair to him before things get worse, and we're like, huh, what does that mean, which we find out shortly. But before that, Jamie and Landen Star gaze together and then she tells him the number one thing on her list, which is to get married in the church where her

parents got married. And then the big reveal, which is that she tells him that she is sick with leukemia and that she has stopped responding to treatment, the implication being that she does not have long to live. And then he broods for a while. God, but then he goes to his Okay, this scene is just story logic wise, it is so silly. Where he goes to his He has, of course, because every movie has to be about fathers

and sons for some reason. Yes, he has a bad relationship with his dad, who's like a doctor, but he left and it's all very like vague divorced parents stuff. But he goes to his dad's house and it's like, my girlfriend is dying of cancer? Can you save her? And his dad's kind of like, well, no, there's not a cure for cancer that's known, and Shane West responds by being like, you were never there for me, Like I was like, yeah, but these two, these two things

are sort of unrelated, you know. Also, his dad's like, I'm not an oncologist. I'm a cardiologist. For someone who wants to be a doctor, he really did not understand anything about medicine at this point. True, it's so funny that whole scene because then it's like a million years of brooding and Shane West driving around in his cool, cool car and it's like, dude, listen, like, your dad

is not the right kind of doctor. Like the situation is still very sad, but like, of the many things that maybe your father's faults, this is not one of them. Is not one of them. So yeah, he's brooding for a while, he's driving around in his Camaro, and then he comes back around and he's like, Jamie, baby, I'm not going anywhere. And then one day she collapses and is rushed to the hospital and Landon stays by her

side until she's able to go home. Because Landon's dad arranges to pay for her private home care, which is really nice, and I guess a more realistic thing that he can do instead of knowing the care for cancer that doesn't exist. I forgot about that plot point and I liked it. I thought that was very nice. But I also feel like that whole dad plotline, like I don't really care about it at all, except for the

moment where at the wedding that's about to happen. The way that his dad looks at him at his wedding is so she looks like he's about to burst into tears. I'm like, I don't even know who this man is. Like what am I looking at? Anyways? I'm getting handed well, so then, uh, what's his name? Landon asks Jamie to marry him so that she can accomplish the number one

thing on her list. So they get married, and then Landon's voiceover explains that they have a beautiful summer together and that she passes away a few months after their wedding, and then we get a flash forward to four years later where Landon pays a visit to Jamie's father. He has gotten into medical school. Hopefully, He's like, he's hopefully made amends with his dad to be like, I'm so sorry. I didn't know how doctors worked when I was seventeen. Whoops,

I overreacted my back. And then Jamie's father is like Landon, by the way, Jamie did find her miracle and it was you. And then there's some more voice over about how Landon will always love Jamie and he'll always feel their love. So that's the story. Let's take another break and we'll come back to discuss, and we're back. M hmmm, We're I feel like we've we've actually covered a fear

amount of ground. Actually the recap, yeah, we have. Since we were briefly talking about like the fathers and sons thing, I wanted to just say a little bit about that, which is to me, it feels like the big emotional beat of this movie. That's like the big like tear jerker. Everyone in the audience is crying. Is that moment where Landon goes to his dad to say, thank you for paying for my girlfriends like private home care. Because he's

he's crying. They hug each other. The music swells like lingers on this moment for quite a while, and the cinematic language tells you that that's the big crime moment, and then a short time later, couldn't care less Jamie dies off screen. We only know about a via voiceover. It is not played for like that big tear jerker moment the same way, which I'm kind of surprised I

watching it back. I guess it would have really emotionally wrecked me at any age to like I didn't want to like see her die, But they do wrap it up so quick. I guess. I don't know the argument there is, like it goes out on a high note, like you see her like she's accomplished her life's goal of getting married, and and then it's like, well, you know, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about

that choice. Yeah, I just I found it really kind of bizarre that the big tear jerker beat of the movie is the like father son reconciliation rather than the death of the woman that the main character loves. I feel like the tormal shift I was saying with the leukemia was actually like more I feel like when the movie kind of became what I understand might be more like the book, where you know the book is like clear that it's coming from Landon's perspective, and the book

is kind of well Nicholas Barks's Uh. When Nicholas Barks spoke about writing the book, it was like he equally wanted to like it wasn't really about Jamie. Like when he read the book, his thoughts are like her husband was such a miracle, Like who would marry a girl they know is going to die? Like this guy needs to be celebrated. Like that's kind of where he was coming from. And so I feel like that would make sense then why his big emotional opening is what's important.

It's like, oh, Jamie taught him how to feel, and now he feels with his dad. I agree, And I feel like that is like the big true or or one of the biggest trophy issues with this movie. Right. It's like it in I mean, I think even from like a screenwriting sampoint, it's clearly Landon's story, but it but it like uses the trope that that has been in a lot of movies and stories over the over time of like a woman dies to like teach a

guy how to kind of be a better person. Like that is ultimately the narrative function of like Jamie in this world at these And I don't mean to, like, you know, because because I know that Nicholas Sparks's sister inspired this, but it's not her life story. She was a different person living at a different time, who was in her late twenties, not in high school, you know.

And I like the way this movie was adapted clearly falls into that trope of like Jamie, while I feel like Jamie is like a better developed character than most young women who are put in that role, and like there are things that I was kind of not like impressed as a little bit strong, but I was surprised that there was a lot about Jamie that like she didn't do the the grease thing or the what the like she's all that thing where she totally changed and

at the end she's popular, like she does stay. She she changes a little bit, but like for the most part, she's pretty consistent and like she's always church girl and she's not gonna like change what her values are. And for the for the most part, like I thought that was like, oh, that's a little bit different, but she still ultimately is like sacrificed and what the takeaway feels like And now Shane West knows that he can go to med school and he doesn't need to be a

high school bully. And it's like, well, was it worth it? Was it really worth it? I don't know, right, Yeah, that is such a trope where the function of a lot of female characters, whether or not they die depends on kind of the story, but the function of a lot of the of characters. It's sort of like the burden is on women to teach men how to be a good person and like how to feel feelings and stuff.

I don't know too much, Like I I do recognize this trope, I don't know too much about it, like uh, scholarly. But I also feel like this kind of has to do with the religious overtones too, because I feel like the tone it's basically like it feels like this movie is celebrating the mercy that land In bestows upon Jamie, and it's really about like his like not only his transformation, but like how much he put into this relationship by being with a person with leukemia, which feels very ablest,

but also like the idea of mercy. Like even in the Bible, you know, women are often literally just plotlines for male characters in the Bible. Um, so I feel like there's also that aspect of it that, like I guess only hearing you talk about the trope really connected the two for me. And when I was googling, like I was trying to find out what the genre is of like Christian movies, and the only thing I could find that was like scholarly was connecting them to the

religious melodramas like plays and stuff. Um, So it feels like this, even though I could not find any confirmation why this was so Christian or that this is even seemed to be considered a Christian film, it's not on pure Flix. I just feel like it's definitely that we have to do a pure Flix. I only found that from this it's oh yeah, there. I think I'm pretty sure. Maggie may Fish has covered a couple of movies on her YouTube channel that are I think they were originally

on pure Flix. But like Rob Schneider appears in a lot of pure Flix movies, there's like it's it's it's exactly what it sounds like. It's Christian Netflix, but it just sounds absolutely wild, which I did watch again, I went on too deep of the dive. I did watch a YouTube clip of the VHS commercials from the VHS release of this film, um, and they did include a preview for a movie that is on Pure Flix. So again I'm like, where is this Christian money coming from?

And why is it unngogle able? Like it's very strange. I it is. I mean, I guess I I didn't go back and do the full like recap. I feel like for a very mainstream, successful movie, this movie is unusually Christian, where, if you know, the further you go back in American movies, I like, the more Christian outwardly Christian they get, and more you like you see the themes of mercy and faith come up more often. But by the early two thousands, I feel like it is

kind of a usual. I don't know but that, but I could be wrong, but you think like Saved came out after this and that is very critical of Christianity, Like I feel like that was more common by that point. I don't know. I will say that, and this is coming from someone who was raised as an atheist and tends to shy away from Christian media or any like

entertainment that has strong Christian under or overtones. I didn't necessarily I didn't mind the Christianity in this or like the I didn't mind the religious themes in this because none of the characters who have a strong Christian faith are using their faith to justify toxic attitudes and ideologies that some Christians have, such as you know, homophobia, transphobia, racism, anti choice, anti bodily autonomy, you know, all that stuff. And when I'm critical of religion, it's those displays of

toxicity and intolerance that I'm critical of. But we don't see any of that in this movie. The characters aren't doing anything like that. They're just you know, living their lives and not hurting anybody or being prejudiced towards anybody. But there's not really anyone to be prejudice of, you know,

because everyone is straight at this high school. Well, but there's also there maybe people of color, and that's not counting if they reuse background actors, Like I think, to me, it's like I could get into the headspace of this

being like, I agree with you, it's not used. When you were talking, it made me think of Josie and the Pussycats, Like I feel like religion in this movie is like product placement in that where it's like almost like, no, we get it, like we're putting it in front of there, but then because it's religious and like, but wait, maybe they're like, I don't know, it feels sinister, but that

might just be because the church is weird. I kind of I I agree with with what you're both saying where I felt like the way that Christianity was presented in this movie was pretty inoffensive. But then I was like, but maybe that's not good, you know, because because this movie I don't I don't know, And ultimately it's it's I get kind of like lost in the sauce there because it's like either someone is not really thinking about it very hard, or someone's thinking about it really hard.

Has it in the way that like Christian and He's presented in this movie, because I feel like it is. It's you know, like less harmful tenants that are being used in this movie of like forgiveness and like give people a chance, And I mean the way that that's kind of implemented does lend itself to a lot of Shane was toxic behavior kind of being forgiven a little to christ Like maybe, but but it does I don't know. Yeah,

Like ultimately I'm like I do. I do remember recognizing that there were christian elements to this story, but I think because someone else pointed it out to me. I don't think I would have gotten there on my own, but there was like a parent or someone who was just like, oh, it's like churchy ship makes me sick or like whatever, But like, how did we not pick it up as a kid? It was just kind of there. Well,

how how old were the two of you? Because like that was the only thing I remembered about this movie. I was like, Oh, it's the movie about the girl with cancer and she's very devoutly Christian like that. That was like the main thing I remembered about this movie. I was your age, but I was, you know, not aware of my bisexuality at the time, So I was just horny this whole movie, and that was all I could see. I was nine, so I didn't know shit

about shit. I just wanted people kissing and singing. Uh. But but I do I mean, it's like, I don't know.

I think that there's definitely arguments for both sides of the way that Christianity is presented in this movie, where I'm glad that the negative aspects of Christianity didn't enter the plot, but also it feels bizarre to just ignore them as if they don't exist, and it's like it's it's completely uncritical presentation of Christianity to the point where I feel like they almost like reverse a priest trope

that you like. When you start watching the movie, you're like, oh, you know her, her dad is by nature of his job, very religious, so he's going to be very a Steve and he doesn't want her to date. But it turns out the reason that he doesn't want her to date is not just because he's a priest. It's because he doesn't like she's also sick and there's like other things

going on that we don't know. So I feel like that the movie kind of makes the priest look better as the movie goes on, because you're like, oh, he's not being mean because of religion. He's being mean because his daughter is really sick and he doesn't know what to do, like which kind of I don't know. For me on this rewatch made me not be like, oh, he should be restricting his daughter's behavior, but at least it gave some context and it wasn't just the trope

of like religious dad equals controlling and oppressive. The more we talk about this, I wonder because the first time we see the father, who is the pastor at the only church in town where all the bad kids go, no, but when we meet him, it's the mom. The line right before is the mom saying you need a father, and she's talking about how he doesn't talk to his dad, and then it us to him. And now I'm just thinking, like,

because Mandy Moore didn't know how to act. Apparently Shane West taught her the Marker thing, but she was very natural and this was her first film. Like I wonder if the like not intention but like I wonder if it hadn't been her, would we be reading more into like how the pastor kind of becomes his father figure, and like how their relationship is actually more about like both of them men, like learning how to have a son, learning how to have a father, learning how to be

family with boys. And Mandy Moore was just so good at the role that she was given that that kind of got pushed aside for more of like us caring about Jamie. Like I feel like we as the audience care a lot more about Jamie than it feels like the script in like intended or pushed for. Yeah, I mean she really is, Like I think Mandy Moore's performance

does hold up in this movie. She's so Mandy Moore, Like she's just so Flee and you're even when the character is like kind of all over the place, You're like, I'm rooting for I wanted to hit her mark. I wanted to take off her scary cloak and sing a song. Um I I agree with you, Sam, I think that, Yeah, there are certain I hadn't even it hadn't even occurred to me that the priest kind of ends up taking

on this fatherly role. I mean, what is the Bible but yet another story about fathers and sons true, the ultimate one maybe the Father's son and the Holy Spirit is Mandy wo wow. I bet that's Cannon. That's gotta be Cane. I mean, that's Catholic. Nicholas Sparks is Catholic.

Print It all makes sense. And I do think that there's like it's implied or I feel like the story is suggesting that the reason that Shane West character is such a rebel, bad bad kid, you know, like on the wrong side of the tracks at the beginning of

the movie is because his parents are divorced. There is a part where Daryl Hannah says to Shane West's character, She's like, you need a father, because she's trying to get him to forgive his dad, who he's estranged with, and she's like a boy needs us dad kind of thing, and which I think is like kind of mean to her character because she seems to be a really good mom who really cares about her son, and like, we don't really the only thing we know is that something's

going on over their lips. Her hair is a mess, but she loves And the other thing you know is that she loves and is very supportive of Shane West. Like the way he's acting out would not suggest that he like that the parent he lives with is very doting and caring about him. I don't know. I just thought that was like he ends with an evil boy he's friends with, like a truly evil boy. That boy was really evil. Yeah. I don't know that character's name,

but I don't need it. We're talking about the guy that like later in the cafeteria, he's like, get away from me, man, Like we're through. He's the guy. Yeah, that broke up with Shane West and You're like, who are you? Yeah, I was like, who the hell is

this man? No idea. UM. What I want to make clear here is that and I don't know a whole lot about the teachings of Christianity, not having grown up in the church but sick, but like, I want to make it clear that, like, there are many Christians, including many listeners of this podcast, who because I want to avoid making any sweeping generalizations about religious people and Christians specifically, because again, there are a lot of Christians who are

very tolerant and very progressive and who are the opposite of that kind of stereotypical Bible thumping religious right that I think some people have come to associate Christianity with. And this is this is like kind of one of the best depictions of Christianity because it does like you said, it doesn't have any opportunities for the bad stuff. It's all just about kindness and love and coming together. It is very Christian in the true sense of the word.

I think my my fascination with it just comes from not the religion and not the um, not people who are religious, but from the way that the Church operates specifically the Roman Catholic Church. So that's kind of where my perspective comes in of like, it's not the word, and it's not the people that are in my opinion, that's not really where the problem lies as much as the people who are administering things and the specific you know,

we all know about the Roman Catholic Church. There's lots to be suspective, right, It's more, Yeah, it's the institution of religion that or the people who use Christianity as an excuse to perpetuate their own bigotry. Like that's obviously what there is to be critical about, not the things that Jesus taught and promoted according to the Bible, and not the idea of the religion itself kind of thing. Yeah, Yeah, it's more like the indoctrination, which could be said of

any organization. To me, that's always what's fascinating and any organized religion too. Yeah, but there's always some sort of indoctrination process for different organizations, and that always fascinates me, Like how do you take a nonbeliever to a believer? Right? And it's I mean, in Jamie's case, it's almost certainly

that she's just like indoctrination since birth stuff. Um either that or she is like there is a lot of argument for and again it's like, yeah, the the the elements of Christianity that are presented in this movie are

not bad things necessarily. It's like Jamie is presented as this as this very like almost like a very christlike figure who is extremely forgiving of the people around her, to the point we're coming from a teenager, You're like, huh, Like, uh, you know, is very forgiving, has faith in people's ability to grow and change in a way that most teenagers do not. Uh, and on and on and then and then she's sacrifice at the end of the movie, and then her love exists in the wind, and I'm like,

she's basically the Jesus of the movie. And I don't hate It's like I do like Jav's character. I like her. I'm rooting for her. I like when I don't know, even just like remembering seeing the movie as a kid and like watching for all of its flaws, Like as a kid seeing the like girl who's like a little different be asked like you don't care what people think

of you? And she just says no. I was like that's kind of cool, Like, even though it's maybe not the most realistic reaction, that's a cool thing to see in a movie if you're like a kind of weird kid where you're like, wow, this girl doesn't give a ship and like, I don't know, there are things to be said for for the way her characters presented. It's not hyper realistic teen chit, but like, nothing in this movie is she's a superhuman Christian angel sent from God

to sing choir songs in the play. Yeah, she's not a real person. I guess what I'll say is like that is how I viewed the movie too, and I feel like it would still be that movie without the religious element. So that's my only question is like it feels layered on in a way that I wonder why. I wonder how religious his sister was, like, or how big of a part of her story that was. Yeah, all I could find was that she did carry a Bible around. But like they even took the Bible out

of this film. They made it a book full of quotes like Dolly Parton. I like Dolly Parton. I was like, wow, Jesus thought Dolly Parton was really smart, because that's what Jamie said, did Dolly Parton fund this movie? Oh my god? What if Dolly Parton Christian? Yeah? Okay, I did not. I was like, I guess I don't know anything about her relige. I don't know. I just other than the fact that she's Miley Cyrus's godmother. Miley Cyrus another Nicholas

Sparks star. Oh that's true. Which one is that? That's the last song? Question mark? I'm pretty sure I saw that in theaters. Is that the one Channing Tatum isn't or is that a different movie? I think so? Oh no, wait, he's I hope not. Wait he's like kind of old for her, isn't he? No? I think that it's Isn't that how she met her? The guy that she married was through that Nicholas Sparks movie. And it's Chris Hemsworth's brother.

Oh yeah, that's it's Liam Hemsworth. Okay, so the okay, what's the Channing Oh the Channing Tatum one is Dear John? Which is him? Cyphrid God? So many white actors? Uh? Wild? I wanted to I wanted to talk really quick about another character slash storyline that I found baffling and maybe I'll say it not necessary to the movie, which is Langdon's ex girlfriend or Landon. I keep wanting to say Langdon as in Robert Langdon from another Christian text, the

Da Vinci Code. Oh my gosh, we did bring up Mona Lisa earlier, so I always have Da Vinci Code on the brain Baby, I'll never stop. But the whole thing was so so the deal with I don't think she even came up really in the summary because she doesn't need to be in the movie. I left her out of the of the summary. So her deal is what's her name? Her name is like Barbara, have no idea, Josephine, Belinda, Belinda, Belinda, so Belinda, which again I'm like, what year is this

movie taking place in. Belinda is Shane West's ex girl friend who wants to get back together with him, but he's not interested. She is really forcing the issue. She gets very jealous of Jamie when it becomes clear that

Shane West is interested in Jamie. She does the photoshop praying Jamie's hurt, and then Belinda later apologizes to Shane West about that, but not to Jamie, who is in the adjacent I think she's like, right, there isn't she like, doesn't she apologize to Shane West for what she did to Jamie in front of Jamie's house, And it's like, you need to apologize to her? Oh okay, I was like, she needs apologize to Jamie. All of those guys none

of them apologized to Jamie. They all apologize to him, right, No one apologizes to the right people in this movie, because we'll get to this later. But when we talk about like the relationship between Landon and Jamie, but she apolo gize is to him after he gets mad that she has cancer and she's like, I'm so sorry that I have cancer. I should have told you sooner. And he's like it's okay, Well that's like he's not. He's like, no, you doubt you're perfect, You're eighteen, and then she runs away.

He doesn't chase her. Instead, he drives to a mysterious city where his dad is and then he drives into the night, and then the one person of color main character in the film, Eric comes to check and Rand the most like the most hyper sexual racist depiction and also the best, the most complex of the group, and the best friend of them all. It seems yes, so quick sidebar about that character. So that's Eric. He easily he falls into the black best friend trope because he's

Landon's best friend. He has characterized in a very harmful trophy way in which he in basically every scene he's in is making comments that are extremely like sexually aggressive, and that's really all we know about that character. So that's bad. It's really frustrating. Yeah, it's like falling into all of the tropes of the black best friend is like we know nothing about him other than he is there to deliver, you know, Devil's advocate views on what's

going on to Shane West. Like he'll come in and be like, well, well, what if Jamie isn't the love

of your life? And Shane West is like, never she is, and he's like all right, like there, he's just like there to like he's only there to demonstrate at various scenes in the movie that Shane West is changing as a character, like that's the only and Eric, I guess you could argue changes a little bit where he becomes less of an asshole unless of a bully about the fact that Shane West is dating Jamie, But that's such a small change. That's only in relation to his friend,

Like you know nothing about him outside of that it. Yeah, it's it sucks because I don't I don't think I've seen that actor in anything else. But I enjoyed his performance. I thought it was fun. I read that he and Shane West made up that really long handshake that they do, which I was like, well, that's fun. I guess that's the only time in the film that smoking is alluded to, which I thought was an interesting bad boy trope. Yeah, they do a little like smoking weed thing. That actor's

name is al Thompson. He's been working pretty steadily, it seems, over the years, So good for him. Okay, I just I just saw his Wikipedia page was a stub so and that was where my research ended. I think he does a lot of TV in mostly kind of like

small bit roles kind of thing, got it. But yeah, so I thought like his performance was really fun and there was room to include him more meaningfully where he like, I don't know, it's like why not get rid of the like girlfriend ex girlfriend, like evil girl side plot, and like make room for the best friend. I like, all of his scenes are enjoyable, but he only exists in relation to Land in right, Like, I agree that girl. I didn't even know she was an ex girlfriend until

I looked on Wikipedia. Um, I just knew that she was some girl who wanted to be with him somehow. One thing I noticed that I don't. I might just be drawing a string to nowhere. But did you notice how when she does apologize, she's wearing a pink sweater, just like the one that he gave Jamie. WHOA, I didn't not notice that. I don't know if that's like her signal like now she's a good person too or whatever. Everyone who wears a pink sweater is a good person.

Amazing God. So back to the Jamie does apologize to Shane. That so after that scene where he's talking to Eric and they like have a little bit of a reckon silly and I think that's the that part of the movie. But then Jamie comes up to Landed as he's like fixing his Camaro and she's like, I'm sorry, I should have told you sooner, and he's like shrug, let's kiss,

and it's like, why are you apologizing Jamie? Yeah, anyway, it was That's like another one of the more obvious, like ablest scenes where it's like you ditched her, you didn't support her when she was like coming out with this big news, and now you're like, she makes a joke like something about dying. Does anybody remember? Yeah, she says. He's like, are you scared? And she says to death and then he's like geez, and she's like, lighten up. I'm the one who's dying. I can joke about this

if I want. She's like, can you can chill for a second. So and so that was on a tangent of no one apologizing to Jamie right when it's she's owed several apologies, but everyone's like, oh, she's she's so christ Like, she'll forgive. I guess I'll just apologize to a random person who has nothing to do with the situation, or I'll make her apologize to me for some reason,

Like it is. It is frustrating, and I feel like that is like one of the something we haven't really gotten to yet is just like, especially in the early days of this relationship, just like how toxic and fraud this relationship is from the jump, and how Jamie's extreme willingness to forgive and believe that people can change absolves him of this behavior in a way that he never

really meaningfully apologizes for. Where at the beginning of the like for the whole first half hour of the movie before he's like, Okay, I want to be in this play and I want to work with you. Up unto

that point, he is like mean to her. He's like, I know I've known you my whole life, but I don't I don't give a shit about you, essentially, and then once he realizes, oh, I do like her, he comes the most Like the moment that I didn't remember in the movie that I was like, how dare you was when he goes to her house and asks her to be his friend but in secret so you can

still be popular. And I was like, the fucking nerve like that for me is where I'm like, no matter how forgiving a person I am, I'm tapping out right there. That is that is a horrible thing to do, to even attempt to do. It's also like you said, like what time period are you in? Like I could see in the fifties a guy asking that, like, you know, how it is I'm the popular guy. I don't know, I don't know what voice that was, but you know, I'm the popular kid. We all know the rules of

the high school. Like, I feel like that would have been much more nineteen fifties, where it's like, you know, this relationship, it's so common to us, but not in the nineties. Yeah, and it's like, I'm glad that Jamie tells him to funk off in that moment and she's like, you know, but but the fact that he still gets a second chance without really apologizing and just by being like, hey, I've decided to be your friend publicly, like that is

very warranting of a second fuck you. But she's like, Okay, let's try it, you know. But she's Jesus, so it's hard, right, And he's like, but I got you this sweater. Everything's fine now, right. Um. We talked about this on the

Beauty and the Beast episode and other episodes. But like the the idea of like the burden of forgiveness, often in a like hetero romantic context, is often placed on the woman to forgive the man for his often toxic bad behavior, which again we see a lot of in this movie, where for the first several of their interactions he's really mean to her, he makes fun of her, He's like, oh, you're carrying around this bible, you loser

with your one sweater, you like stars and planets. Gross, Like he's like bullying her for the random ist ship. He's like, how dare you have an interest in astronomy. I'm like, I've never seen someone bullied for this before. This is interesting and I like that. She's like, yeah, sure, I'm the pastor's daughter, but but science does exist as like okay, movie not not not too bad. And then there's that scene where he, even after he starts to fall for her, he comes at her after school and

like tells her how she feels. And then plot wise, that ends up being that he's right where he's like, you're hiding behind religion and astronomy and all this stuff. Like he just names all of her interests and it's like, and that's what you're doing instead of admitting that you're in love with me? And then and then she's like, wait a minute, maybe he's onto something. And we're like what you just like you can like things and have

a crush on an asshole. I was gonna say again, coming from the horny lens that I first viewed this in, it was like I don't care he's hot and now he's into me, Like I feel like my my horny brain doesn't doesn't register. And I do feel like this movie.

One of the reasons I want to talk about it was just because, like the thing you're saying about forgiveness coming from the woman, I feel like a lot of tropes that are in this movie can contribute to like toxic masculinity in the way that a boy would interpret it. And I know with the guy who my that first boyfriend that was obsessed with this movie, you know, had of a lot of the toxic romantic kind of ideas of like, no, I'm making the romance for you know, I broke up with him and he did not take

it well like I guess trigger warning. But nothing happened. But um, you know, just like how this is the perfect this the way the tropes are in this movie are like the perfect timeline and the perfect way it could go. But a lot of the habits that are being reinforced, you know, can be used in a toxic

way in other situations. Yeah, and then another one that I mean we haven't specifically defined, but something that happens is that he basically he just wears her down the way that we've seen in tons and tons of movies, and this seems to be a Nicholas Sparks thing that he recycles over and over again. Because he's writing very popular heterosexual love stories, there's probably a lot of that going on. But that's like the Notebook, Oh gosh, one oh one. So we see that with the Landing character.

She keeps saying, no, we can't be friends. You've treated me badly, leave me alone, and then he keeps coming back around and basically trying to sweeten her up with gifts and friendship. And it's like what get away quick comment was when he was first trying to get back in her good graces after I forget what thing he did, but where he was like bringing her flowers obviously every day. I was just like, Okay, you know this girl is dying and now you've made her house to look like

a memorial. Like take a step back, maybe, thinking through Landing, like she's not dead yet, She's not right because they're okay. So there are kind of two separate times where he needs to or he's trying to redeem himself. The first time when he realizes he likes her and he's actually trying to get with her. Then they get together and they profess their love for each other, and then when she tells him I have leukemia, I'm dying, and he flips his ship about it and is like, why didn't

you tell me this sooner? You owed telling me this? And then he like storms off, and then we don't even know how she reacts to that, because the movie does not check in with her at all during this period. We just watch him brooding for like and minutes of screen time that it is dead for not knowing the cure to cancer right. And then when he finally does come back around, he talks to her dad. He doesn't even talk to her at first. He's just like, don't worry,

I'm not going anywhere. Tell Jamie, can you pass along the message? It's like, well, can you talk to her face to face and apologize to her? But instead of that happening, when they do finally come face to face, she's the one to apologize to him, and it's just like, are you joking me right now? So bless Her dad was also in that, like telling her like, you gotta tell him before it's too late. Like obviously that messaging was not just coming from Landed, it was coming from

the people around her, right. Well, That's like part of what I find frustrating about the love story in this movie, because it's not like I don't know I it's not like you can't in life start with like, you know,

how do I want to phrase this? I feel like this this movie could have been an interesting opportunity to write someone someone's behavior meaningfully changing and a way that could have felt authentic, and also could have like been sort of a character map for young for young people who especially young men watching this movie, because it's not like even in the context of the movie, I don't doubt at any point that Landon cares about Jamie, and I don't doubt that you know that teenage boys very

often are deflective towards people that they're attracted to, especially

in a hetero context, and like whatever. It's like that's something that I experienced in high schools, Like so when I had a crush on not being nice to me and then like having to apologize and over time like maybe of a friendship build, but it's like you have to especially with like movies for young people, I feel like there is some responsibility to like really track that journey in a way that is responsible and not just like randomly putting the onus on Jamie to be the

world's most forgiving person. And I don't think that it's like impossible if this story were written differently or a little more deliberately, I don't think it would be impossible to get Landing from the beginning of the story to a place where maybe he has meaningfully earned Jamie's trust. But that's just like not how we see the story play how or is or is very choppy, uh in

the way it plays out. I do wonder how much how much that has to do with her maybe not being available, Like I know that she's a teen so she can only work ten hours a day, and they shot this in thirty nine days, So I wonder, Like at first, I was like, I think this has to go back to the you know, kind of Christian ethics that they're displaying in this where it doesn't make it doesn't make sense for that storyline to really get into Jamie.

But also maybe Mandy Moore decided to mount one day because it does seem like after her leukemia diagnosis, like she has that scene in the bed, but really she's kind of gone from the movie at that point. She's like not an active heart, Like she only says like thank you for thank your dad, and like a look at this comment. And then does she She doesn't mean to say I do. She just like hugs him and then they're married, right, yeah they don't did they even

get married? Uh we don't know? Yeah, why aren't we checking in to see like how she feels about like she knows that she's dying, Like, and there's a part where she says something like I don't need a reason to be angry with God, Like can we explore that's a cool Like that's an interesting thing to bring up of like a crisis of faith for a priest daughter, like and it's all set up, but instead, Yeah, I fel like the movie diverts and ends up focusing on boring land and side plots and and gives a shit

about because it should be a movie that's about her, not about him. I hate to keep bringing up religion, but again, like that is very Jesus, Like like Jesus had crisis of faith, but he never lost a faith. He would just be like, Dad, what's this God? Damn it? Yeah? Uh yeah, I don't know. It's it's like Jamie is

perfect to a fault. But the moments that you see her human side and the movie doesn't seem interested in exploring when it's like watching it back this time, those are the most interesting moments where she is affected by how people treat her and she is angry that she is dying, and like there there are like she does have these really human emotions. But then she Yeah, I guess like in the christ like way you're describing Sam,

she just kind of like transcends them off screen. Then it's like and it's all and it's all good, and Shane West went to medical school the end, right, I don't know, it's it's but I still like it. I don't know. And there's um I wanted to go through the product ship the people behind this production. So there is people we've discussed on the show before. There is a female screenwriter here. Her name is Karen Jansen. Uh. This is another Denise dn Novi movie who I know

has come up on the show a lot. She seems interesting. Yeah, she was like a millennial childhood shape er big time.

She I think we talked about her kind of extensively because she got both Little Women's the Winona one and the Greta Girlwig one made but a quick rundown In case you forgot who, Denise says, uh some of some of the hits Edward says, her Hands Nightmare before Christmas, both of the Little Women's, Practical Magic, Walk to Remember What a Girl Wants, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, New York Minutes, Failed, Mary Kay Nashley movie Uh, and Crazy

Stupid Love, which we just discussed on the show. So she's behind a lot, a lot, a lot of big movies, and even I mean in a lot a lot of them are movies that are specifically marketed at teen girls. But I feel like a Watch to Remember even stands out in her catalog because it seems like the only kind of aggressively Christian movie in this in this catalog. And then I just try to shout out that the director of this movie, uh and openly gay director who's

who was openly gay at the time of this movie. Uh. Started as a choreographer, then switched into directing. Also directed The Wedding Planner, which we've covered on Marion. Yeah. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, the Hairspray, the two thousand seven one. Uh, he just directed What Men Want, which everyone didn't like. And uh, he's also directing something that I wasn't aware existed, which

is a sequel to Enchanted starring Ammy Adams. The final fun fact about the director, whose name is Adam Shankman, which I don't think I've said um, is that he officiated Sarah Michelle Geller and Freddie Prince Jr. His wedding. I know they're also still married. They've been married for twenty years. Dishwasher commercial what there's a dishwasher commercial where they're like making a bunch of innuendoes about doing it every night and then it's like, yeah, we run our

dishwasher every night. It saves water, and like that, I and this. I don't hopefully this is but like I think I can. I confuse their marriage with Carson Daly and Tera read a lot, because it's like brunette guy, blonde lady and Carson whatever. That other relationship definitely didn't last, but it was a big deal. Freddie Prince Jr. And Sarah Michelle Geller three names, you know, six names between the two of them. It's destined to last. Yeah, of course,

I hope they're washing dishes right now. Also, that's really I'm like, they have how many years has it been since they've done a dish. Let's be real, seriously, use a dishwasher. That's true, that's because they use the dishwasher. Another quick behind the scenes thing. This movie was edited by a woman, Emma E. Hiccox's shout out to Emma. Yeah, oh, the last thing I wanted to say. We called attention to this, I think in the recap. But there is

a surprise kiss in this movie. That's a really really sneaky surprise kiss because I didn't even realize it was a surprise kiss until my second rewatch. But it's when in the play Landing kisses Jamie after she sings her song. And I originally just thought that that was like a scripted part of the play that the high school student

playwright wrote into the thing. But then I picked up on a line that the playwright says on my second rewatch where he's like, oh, interesting, rewrite you did their landing, And it's like, oh, he's referring to the kiss. Yeah, he's surprise kissed her on stage in front of everybody. Feel like Mandy acted out the way you would a

actual surprise kiss, Like she didn't seem psyched. There is a look of shock and surprise on her face, which I I guess just chalked that up to like, oh, this is probably her first kiss ever and that's why she's reacting that way. But then I was like, oh, wait, no, that was a surprise kiss and she wasn't expecting it and he just used the school play as an excuse to kiss her. Also, I feel like the cringe eest part of this movie for me is when he's like, uh,

when she takes off her cloak. To me, that was the most uncomfortable moment. He forgot all of his lines, so ridiculous this whole I mean the fact, and that was like, I think one of the closer moments to like a true trophy, Like wow, I didn't realize that Mandy Moore is very like Western beauty standards beautiful before she removed this colloak like what are you doing? Um? Anyways? Yeah, um, does anyone have anything else they would like to talk about?

I have to click things. I just I appreciated that the music. They used the music to indicate bad kids, you know, in a very old man kind of way. The first the first the whole first scene up until when the bullied kid gets there, I could barely hear because the music was blaring so loud. And then that's a recurring theme with Landon wearing blasting headphones, and it just seemed like a get off my lawn kind of person.

That indicated that part of the script that made me and you laugh, right because the bad boy kids, like they're heavy metal rock and roll music. Yeah, and a lot of you know, a lot of the with that scene where they're flipping the radio thing, it's like no mercy, like just like still biblical, but like the best side of it, right, he's yeah, he's listening to his devil music and she's listening to her god music. Yeah. And then the only other thing was that, oh two things.

One also in the VHS commercials, there was a commercial for a O L online and in the trailer for this film it does have like below the rating like a O L keyword a walk to remember for when we still didn't know how to search things. I just thought that was a nice time capsule. It was a simple time. My last thing was that I kept reading about how this film was released in theaters, but then also released in a family edited version, and I could not find what that means, Like what was edited out

of this version for the family edited version. Maybe the handshake between Landon and Eric where they reference smoking weed. I was wondering if they just edited out that guy and made it a fully cast right, because he's always making again, very sexually aggressive comments and jokes. So yeah, maybe they just eliminated that character altogether. I guess just if your fans can sound off that was it still bugs me. I just want to know what is what

was edited out? Yeah, it's true. I'm curious. Yeah, this has to be the kind of movie this this movie, I can't I wonder, it's hard. It's hard to describe how it's like that, like I know it when I see it kind of thing. But you can tell when a movie when a lot hit the cutting room floor, and this movie seems like the kind of movie where

a lot hit the cutting room floor. They did say that they did a lot of cuts to make sure it was PG not PG thirteen, one of which was cutting Shane singing to Mandy in the hospital only Hope, which I would like to hear. How did that make a PG thirteen. Is that too sexy? Made it too depressing? Oh? It was too sad? Okay. I thought it was like in a PG the movie you can only say shit or fuck once, and you can also only sing only hope one, oh my god, or it's adult. Yeah that

was all I had. All right, Well, I believe the movie on some technicalities, passes the Bechtel test, but I think that the bullying, it's only it only passes in scenes where Jamie is being actively bullied, which, now that we've talked it through, is a like narratively significant thing that happens. It's just sad, Yeah, I think it is.

I think the passing is literally just a photoshop scene when Belinda has to like get her to follow her to the cafeteria, right, and then like we see Jamie almost make a female friend and then actually, no, she's not allowed to have any female friends. Sorry, James. I remember the lines now. It was like, Jamie, you would look really pretty with makeup here, come with me? Do you want to? Oh my god? It really is like the one of the worst passes we've ever had is

even an egg. Right. She's basically like, your face is bad. Your breath is bad. Come with me so that I can keep bullying you. Yeah, come to the table so I can keep bullying you with all my cool friends. Also like to like fourteen people go to that school that just all of it's so bizarre. I feel like I saw fourteen kids that went to the entire school and all of them hate Jamie. You know, Jamie does seem to have a friend who is the other co star of the school play. Oh yeah, but we don't

know that character's name. I don't even think we don't know anything about her. She barely says anything. Let Jamie have a friend. Seriously, I did love how her friend was like the perfect drama nerd. Yeah, you know, highly identifiable. And it's like that seems like and you would think that, like it seems like Jamie is kind of like well liked by the drama club. We have no reasoning that

she isn't. So it's like, why can't we see her thriving outside of this relationship with Shane West a little bit? And also you would now that I'm like, wouldn't they have visited her as she was dying? They appeared to be her friends, right, I will say it sounded like she had kept her diagnosis secret from everyone from outside of her father. That's true. So by the wedding, did

they know she's sick? I don't know. I mean they know because of the gossip, Like Shane West kind of blew up her prophecy, right because all all his friends find out about it. Damn they all come around and they're like, oh, I'm sorry, I was such a jerk before. I know that. My personal experience, not with cancer, but with like major injuries and stuff is like I did

have a tendency to isolate. I still do. Also could be depression and stuff, but like that's like me inferring that is her reasoning, It isn't the Only thing we know for the movie is that she was like I found out two years ago. I didn't want people to treat me weird and I was cool until I met you. Right. Ah, so much unexplained, right, But if yeah, but if we knew more about her character or saw things more from her point of view, we would have a better sense

of what the circumstances were there. So we just don't know, because we don't even know. She was really unpopular. The popular kids just didn't like her right, but it's like, yeah, it's it's you can be disliked by popular kids and still be the coolest kid in the drama club, like or that star club that she ran that we saw

that one. See. Well, that kind of like brings us to the nipple scale because I feel like, ultimately, for me, uh, this movie would have worked a lot better for me if it had been centered around her and not Landing. You don't even need to get rid of Landing for my I'm like, okay, it's a heteroteene romance whatever, like, but but there's no reason other than the movie the story is being told by Nicholas Sparks's authorial voice, that the story is being told by Landon at all, Like

I don't it shouldn't be told by him. He can be there, but it can't be his story. I don't know which. Again, it makes her her burn his sister's burned so much like I don't want you telling the world about my life. I'm not going to read this interpretation you had of me. So shall we shall we? Shall we bust out that nipple scale. Let's do it. Zero to five nipples based on examining the movie through

an intersectional feminist lens. I'm going to give this movie, I don't know, like a one and a half, maybe a two, maybe somewhere split in the middle of that. I don't know. It's it's not high. It really adheres to a lot of the tropes of like the teen romance genre of like a boy nigging and being cruel to a girl and wearing her down when he does decide that she's worthy of him, and then falling in love and still being shitty to her a lot of

the time. And yeah, the fact that, like you said, Jimmie, it's that it's told from his point of view, even though he doesn't have an interesting perspective on this narrative at all. And I would much rather learn, like know about what a like very devoutly Christian girl how she feels about having a terminal illness. That's a way more interesting story. I don't give a shit about landing like anyway.

So yeah, I think there's a lot of missteps, at least, though it doesn't fall into the territory of like a million racist and homophobic jokes that get made in a lot of comparable movies of this era. But like, obviously that bars so low that like, the movie doesn't deserve to be congratulated for not doing that, but that but that's why I was like, Oh, it's not as problematic as I thought it was going to be. They compressed it all into that one person, into Eric. Yeah, exactly,

um for justice for Eric. So yeah, that it's it's not the worst example we've seen, but it's certainly not great. So I'll give it. I'll give it one and a half nipples. I'll give one nipple to Jamie Loftist. I was gonna say this episode has been very stressful for me overall. You guys, I keep being like, um, and I'll get I'll give one nipple to you Jamie, and my half nipple too. And wait, how does the song go?

And I'm thinking of listening to this and we're all singing it in wildly different keys, and they're like, I'm gonna have to like edit it so it like actually sinks up because I think, could you please pitch correct all three of us that were singing. Of course, I'll put some auto tune onto at least my voice, because I have the worst singing voice. Um. Yeah, so that amazing song gets my half Nickel and uh yeah one and a half. Yeah, I'll do one and a half

as well. I feel like, and I agree with We're coming from Caitlin. I feel like this movie like shouldn't be congratulated for what it dodges. I think the truly the one thing that I felt like, oh, this movie seems to be intentionally dodging this trope is the fact that Jamie doesn't get this big makeover at any point for core. You know, she doesn't do ah like Sandy from Grease thing. She just like her personality changes, and I think all of the asshole popular kids think she's

cool and you're like, why are we here? Um? But you know, like Jamie retains her core values and qualities and is loved for them, which I feel like is a generally more positive message than most teen movies we're giving us at that time. That is, I think like the main strength of the movie, which I think I read, was the director's hard choice, Like he made that a strong rule, like I don't want to do a reveal.

I don't want to do shank Man, all right, Yeah that makes me really happen, Like yeah, I I totally. I mean, we've we've I think I criticized this movie pretty from a lot of ankles, um Ultimately, I it holds up way better than I thought it would. This will not be the last time I watched this movie. It feels it's just like a very comfort movie to watch. And yeah, you know, her dream is to get married

will Gross whatever her right. I wish that we had seen a more a better characterization of Landon's character and that it wasn't so centered around him, because outside of the fact that it's not really fair to Jamie's character, it also like everything else going on in Landon's life is really boring to me, and I don't care about him and his father, except I love the scene where he's mad at his father for not knowing the cure

to cancer. That's hilarious, but I don't care. It's also another example of like a male redemption story, and not that those can't be done well and aren't valuable, but I don't think this was done well, nor was this redemption earned to me, so I think it could have been earned, which is kind of frustrating. It could have been earned, but it wasn't. The way that the story plays out, but iconic Mandy Moore performance. Love her, love

her high school soprano voice. That is literally a voice you would hear on stage in a high school as Mandy Moore style, like she is not singing from the diaphragm at all, like it is it is. I love it. Those were some of the things my voice teacher was trying to correct right there, like trying not to sound like Mandy Moore. But it's so easy to sound if you just I don't know. I highly recommend Mandy Moore is one of my favorite karaoke go toos because it's

so easy and it's so effective. I'm sure something to give it one and a half and I'll give one to Jamie Sullivan and then I'll give the other half to Darryl Hannah's wig. Oh yes, good Sam, what about you? Yeah? I mean I still on this viewing where I also did you know an obsessive deep dive? Um. I'm really just taking away and wanting to rewatch the film again from the lens of you know, the brother of a dying woman who's obsessed with her husband who's going out

of his way to marry a dead person. I feel like that are dying person. Um, I feel like that really makes everything make a little more sense. Um. And I you know, I am gonna go high. I'm gonna give it to nipples, and I'm going to give those nipples to every person who got horny during this movie

as a kid or as an adult or whatever. Um, because I do feel like, you know, I I don't know how I feel as an adult in the entertainment industry about they're being real chemistry between a sixteen seventeen year old and a twenty three year old, but it is, it is palpable, and for me it was a big bisexual awakening. And I can't imagine I'm the only one

sure you're not. Yeah, It's like, it's just that the industry should not present opportunities for that to be the case for a under a age actor and a of

age actor. That should never be a thing where they're on screen together in a romantic context and where the crew is you know, aware there, everyone's aware of a romance forming I r L and not inhibiting that because it helps the performance, right, So if you had an awakening, it's not your fault, it's but it is the fault of the production for making those casting choices you're so anyway, maybe it will make you feel better to know that this movie made Mandy Moore get back into her religion.

So if you're feeling guilty about her horny nous, it seems like she might have. She got she got to horny, and then she's like, I need to go, I need to find God again. She wasn't. The horny nous didn't take her down a wicked path. I love great Andy Moore. I hope she's not shitty is because I just I love her. Although she was famously for a while watching

Me Asleep, which I didn't care for. That's kind of that's kind of mean, and she's never apologized for that, which I do think is very telling of her character. I did very briefly meet her one time. She did a show at Nerd Melt and I saw her and showed her where the green room was. So she was very nice, she seems to me in that moment, So that means she's nice to everyone all the time forever. That is how that works. Thank you so much for being here, Sam, This was such a blast. I'm so

glad we did this movie. Thank you for having me. I'm so honored. To be here. This is one of my favorite podcasts and I love having these discussions. I r l or on pod and I appreciate you guys giving me the opportunity to kind of process this home now as an adult. Oh anytime, any time, come on back. Oh wait, I had one more connection to Titanic. Yes, so we have the hot car, we have somebody dying slowly and yeah switch Foot mentions Titanic that those are

my three got it? Yeah it's Cannon. Well there's I would say there aren't enough Titanic connections in this movie, but that's just me. Yeah, I could have I could have staid to have a couple more and there was room for it. And yeah they were they were like weren't they seaside or somehow? There were boats there were there were both. There's water, they go into the water. They belly Some characters belly flop into the water in

both movies. There is there are there are near near fatal belly flops, and there's a and there's a wearing down relationship that we're rooting for and who is Belinda? But cal Hockley played by Billy's Andrew makes you think, makes you think Billy Zane should have been in this movie. Alfred Molina could have played the priest Dad no offense Peter Coyote, but he's already played. He was a priest in Chuckle Law, so I guess he was like no, wait, no, he was the mayor in Chuckle Law. He was a

priest in the Da Vinci Code. Back to Da Vinci. Yes, oh my god, langdon, langdon. The Da Vinci code is Apple. Never forget code was the word apple. I'm never I'm never going to get over that. Sorry, Uh Sam? Where can people follow you online and check out your stuff? Yeah? I do live events online events this last year, but you know, as things start to open, maybe more live events in New York and l A as it's safe my shows. My website is naked Comedy dot org. My

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