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The Beautiful Nightmare

Tamara Linke, Shanelle Franklinthebeautifulnightmare.com

Awarded the Best Comedy Podcast 2024, and 2023 nominee for the Australian Podcast Awards, Shanelle Franklin and Tamara Linke bring you The Beautiful Nightmare.


You’re perfectly imperfect, overworked and seriously misunderstood. You’ve got the shits with your family, your boss is a ‘Grade A Dick’ and all you want is to sail away with Pink to a deserted island and eat sourdough. Bliss! Oh don’t forget self-care – add it to the bloody list. Shanelle and Tamara navigate the steep learning curve of life’s shit storm, giving you permission to stop, feel heard, and pour your beverage of choice.


Spoken with humour, heart and truth, it’s survival of the fittest and nobody’s winning. If laughter is your tonic and some A-Grade BS is your thing- this podcast is for you.

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Episodes

QUICK FIXES

Short cuts, cutting corners, quick fixes; whatever you call them, we all do them. Sometimes these neat hacks work a treat. Other times it causes more grief than you ever intended. From panty hacks to cheating at the checkout, we hear from Nite Mary's about the true meaning of a 'quick fix'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 17, 202437 minSeason 12Ep. 148

TIT BITS- DOODLE AT THE URINAL

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Is it ok to use the men's toilets as a woman? And is it ok to chastise a man using a urinal whilst said ladies are in the men's toilet?? Di...

Mar 13, 20245 minSeason 12Ep. 147

DILF- WITH SPECIAL GUEST SEAN SZEPS

This episode Shanelle and Tamara speak to the incomparable Sean Szeps. He's the dad you love to follow, putting his own spin on the harsh reality of parenthood. All the way from the United States, he's one of ours now (and we're keeping him too...) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 10, 202455 minSeason 12Ep. 146

TIT BITS- ONLY FANS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Ever thought about signing up for an Only Fans page for some extra dough? (Who hasn't?) Just don't hide it from your partner. They're gonna...

Mar 06, 20247 minSeason 12Ep. 145

LOTTO WINNERS

Winning the lottery is not always beer and skittles! Millions of dollars to spend on luxury cars, houses, and holidays in the Bahamas yet does it buy you happiness? Shanelle and Tamara discuss the pitfalls of winning the lottery, and regale stories from some unlucky punters proving money really is the root of all evil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 03, 202436 minSeason 12Ep. 144

TIT BITS- FAKING IT

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. It's mystery shopping but in a hospital. Can these patients really pull off this risky hospital scam? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Feb 28, 20245 minSeason 11Ep. 143

TIT BITS- BIG KEV

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. When a private boys school introduces co-education, a silent protest causes ripples through the community (and potentially those cleanly pr...

Feb 21, 20246 minSeason 11Ep. 142

TIT BITS- DIRTY, EXHAUSTED PIGEON

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Spy pigeons. This episode is about spy pigeons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 14, 20245 minSeason 11Ep. 141

000 911 999

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Calling the emergency number can be a little dicey when you're not too sure how much of an 'emergency' you're really in. But death by kebab...

Feb 07, 20248 minSeason 11Ep. 140

MY FIRST JOB

We've all had them, we've all hated them, and we've all been fired? Well, at least Shanelle and Tamara have, and they're here to tell your their cracker moments. From those jobs that paid for our weekend escapades, to saving for that first car, part-time work was a means to an end. Ahh, those were the days... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 04, 202454 minSeason 11Ep. 139

TIT BITS- BAD GRANDPA

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. One naughty Grandpa pits his family against one another in a dark game of 'how many hours did you spend with Grandpa?' Hosted on Acast. See...

Jan 31, 20246 minSeason 11Ep. 138

TIME WARP TIME

Do you ever wish life were simpler? Like, 1985 simpler...when your only issue was waiting for dial up internet or missing the start of the Sunday movie because you had to go and pee in the ad break. Shanelle and Tamara reminisce about growing up in the 80's and 90's with some cosy nostalgia and one or two TV theme tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 28, 202453 minSeason 11Ep. 137

TIT BITS- PRESENT STEALER

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Mother-in-Laws can sometimes be a little over bearing. But this one really takes the cake whilst planning her daughter-in-law's baby shower...

Jan 24, 20246 minSeason 11Ep. 136

WOMB WITH LEGS

Men over the ages have always had strong opinions on what women should and shouldn't do. From Aristotle to Napoleon, Shanelle and Tamara endeavour to cancel them all! If only they were on Instagram... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 21, 202433 minSeason 11Ep. 135

TIT BITS- HAGGIS SNACK

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. This episode is brought you by HAGGIS- a delicious Scottish delicacy; a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck inside a sheep's stomach. ...

Jan 17, 20246 minSeason 11Ep. 134

YOUR FANTASY LIFE

Fantasies! If we could read your dirty mind we'd be shocked! Whether it's a sexual fantasy, a daydream, or a that weird creepy dream where you slept with your sleaze ball boss (whyyyy?!!!) We all have 'em, and this episode, we’ll share 'em. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 14, 202438 minSeason 11Ep. 133

TIT BITS- CROCODILE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Never smile at a crocodile. Or perhaps just don't go out fishing in croc infested waters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Jan 10, 20246 minSeason 11Ep. 132

CELEBRATIONS

The ladies are back for a brand new year of frivolity in 2024! If you can related to the post Christmas brain fog and come down from the holiday season, then this one's for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 08, 202434 minSeason 11Ep. 131

TIT BITS- BAD SANTA

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. For Christmas, have you ever received lingerie from you father-in-law? Or perhaps a leaf blower when you live in an apartme...

Dec 20, 20237 minSeason 11Ep. 130

THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2023

It's December already (seriously, how did we get here?) and the silly season has begun. Shanelle and Tamara have noticed a particular vibe that occurs whenever you walk into a shopping precinct around this time. People are freaking nuts. Nite-marys send us their best shopping horror stories that are sometimes hard to believe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 17, 202339 minSeason 11Ep. 129

TIT BITS- MINGEN CHEESE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Rory from the U.K has created the smelliest cheese known to mankind, just in time for Christmas. Stocking stuffer anyone?? ...

Dec 13, 20235 minSeason 11Ep. 128

SORE LOSERS

After commiserating their defeat at the Podcast Awards, Shanelle and Tamara chat to Sian and Jess from The Chronic Sister's Podcast about dealing with losing. Are we sore losers, and is that ok?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 202340 minSeason 11Ep. 127

TIT BITS- NINJA SKUNK

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. So what is a Ninja Skunk?? Good question. We weren't sure either until this little gym story clarified everything. Hosted o...

Dec 06, 20237 minSeason 11Ep. 126

THAT'S INSULTING

Ooh how we love to swear, use expletives, hang shit, dish it out; however you phrase it, we love to do it. Insults are a global tool in which to offend ones mother or to make us feel better. But why do we use foul language to expel our anger? This episode also takes on some serious elements relating to key board warriors, the Aussie Tall Poppy Syndrome and the Scandinavian Law of Jente. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 03, 202343 minSeason 11Ep. 125

TIT BITS- KINDY MUM

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Who are these people that feel entitled enough to put unreasonable demands on kindy teachers? We've found one, and she's a ...

Nov 29, 20236 minSeason 10Ep. 124

TIT BITS- SNAKE BITE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Here's some great advice- don't pick up a snake. Ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 22, 20235 minSeason 10Ep. 123

TIT BITS- YOUR PLANE IS BOARDING

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. So hailing a bus is not the same as hailing a plane. Or is it??? One woman flying from Canberra to Adelaide seems to think ...

Nov 15, 20236 minSeason 10Ep. 122

OBSESSION

Nope, it's not an episode about the life and times of Calvin Klein, it's about the little obsessive compulsive things we do, that we need to do, to make us feel like all is right in our world. From shower stretching to writing your own sexy screen play in your head, it's time to out yourself loud and proud. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 12, 202345 minSeason 10Ep. 121

TIT BITS- NO RESPECT, NO SERVICE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Imagine being charged extra at a restaurant just because you have kids. Yep, that's what one restauranteur owner in Georgia...

Nov 08, 20237 minSeason 10Ep. 120

WOMEN WITH CANES- WITH SPECIAL GUEST JAMES MCCANN

James Donald Forbes McCann is a writer / stand-up comedian / composer / poet / essayist / critic / rapper / copywriter / motivational speaker / social media influencer / radio presenter / self-help guru / captain of industry. Wowser. Most importantly, he's The Beautiful Nightmare's first Season 10 guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 05, 202349 minSeason 10Ep. 119
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