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The Bearded Idiots Podcast

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WARNING: UNREHEARSED AND UNCENSORED We are 3 friends who, from time to time, get together and talk some smack, typically while having a few drinks. Our conversations ramble from subject to subject, and we all have a different point of view based on our life experiences. We figured our conversations were worth cluttering up the podcast scene just a bit more. So here we are, idiots, with beards, talking to the internet.
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Episodes

Episode the 77th - PostyFest

Review: Amrut Fusion Indian Single Malt Whiskey Aaron and Curtis recently visited Posty Fest 2019 and share some of the stories from the concert. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!...

Nov 17, 20191 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 77

Episode the 76th - Parenting 101

Review: Benromach 10yr Single Malt Scotch After the review we discuss a local incident about dress codes in schools which leads us to the national story of a man fighting to keep his wife from forcing a gender transition on their 7yr old son. Kelly lightens the mood a bit and tells us about the time he went through MEPS as a Marine recruit. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro musi...

Nov 10, 20191 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 76

Episode the 75th - State by State Weird

Review: Glenfiddich Experimental Series #2 Project XX (20) Single Malt Scotch Whisky Special Guest: David Knight After the review, we discuss one of our giveaways that never became a giveaway, the bet Aaron lost to Kelly, how terrible Aaron is at paying attention, jelqing, and David Knights anniversary present. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by amplet...

Nov 03, 20191 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 75

Episode the 74th - Man Periods

Reviews: McKinney Oktoberfest Marzen Style Ale & Wild Acre Brewing Co. Mondlift Oktoberfest Special Release Special Guest: David Knight For this episode we discuss more beer, particularly IPA's, we all take a shot, Red Wings, and watch a special commercial on YouTube. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them so...

Oct 27, 20191 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 74

Episode the 73rd - Centaur

Review: Real Ale Brewing Co. Oktoberfest Bavarian Style Lager Special Guest: J-Mac Our special guest tells Kelly about a convention thats coming to town that he thinks might be right up Kelly's alley. We also discuss fighters like Mike Tyson, Francis Ngannou, and Floyd Mayweather. This of course, leads to how Gronkowski healed his own brain damage and what it might feel like to be sober-curious. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HA...

Oct 20, 20191 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 73

Episode the 72nd - Mushroom Tip

Review: Spaten Oktoberfest UR Märzen During this episode we answer a few questions from our Discord participants (check out our website if you want to join us on Discord). We also talk about barrel aging your beer, Curtis tells us about an app for finding Sugar Daddys, film theory and poo pourri. Check it out! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com...

Oct 13, 20191 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 72

Episode the 71st - WudUpDoe

Review: Saint Arnold Oktoberfest Special Guests: Mike & Otis from the WudUpDoe Podcast This time around we have the guys from the WudUpDoe Podcast back for some more lighthearted conversation. We covered topics such as dating now days, streaming TV shows, brewing beer and what is sold out front of one of Curtis' favorite stores in the north. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro...

Oct 06, 20191 hr 54 minSeason 1Ep. 71

Episode the 70th - Random McFaul Appearance

Review: Battle of the Bottles & True Vine Brewing Galactic Minotaurt Gose This episode we take a couple sips from 2 blended bottles. 1 is Aarons Infinity Bottle and the other is a special recipe Kelly has carefully cultivated. After one of our patrons (and friend of the show) Justin McFaul shows up, the conversation drifts from subject to subject as we try the True Vine Brewing Co. offering he brought. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedi...

Sep 29, 20191 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 70

Episode the 69th - Slangapalooza

Review: 903 Brewers Oak-Ages Maple Coffee Pecan Porter Reserve Batch 1 For this episode, you get a real life glimpse into the life of the Bearded Idiots when they aren't recording. *Spoiler Alert* Theres not much difference. Hunker down for a TBI reading of all the slang words for specific body parts. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com g...

Sep 22, 20191 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 69

Episode the 68th - Stop Whining

Review: 903 Brewers Ogre (Batch 2) Imperial Oatmeal Stout After the review and some confusing imperial to metric to alcoholic conversion attempts, we discuss the (w)ussification of America. Buckle up! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!...

Sep 15, 20191 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 68

Episode the 67th - Over The Top

Review: Its a secret! You have to listen to find out! After the mystery whiskey review, Kelly shares a story about a recent trip to D/FW to participate in a World Armwrestling League event. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!...

Sep 08, 20191 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 67

The Delvin Cox Experience Special Presentation - Part 3

Review: BenRiach 10 year Curiositas Peated Single Malt Scotch Whisky This episode is the final episode (part three) of the mini-series our friend Delvin Cox is running on gun control in America. This time around, Delvin and all the guys from the WudUpDoe (Mike & Otis) get together with us to see if we can come to some middle ground on the topic of Gun Control in America. Enjoy! Pay attention to the beginning for information on how to get in on an upcoming Bearded Idiots giveaway ! The Delvin...

Sep 01, 20191 hr 45 min

The Delvin Cox Experience Special Presentation - Part 2

Review: Glenfiddich Experimental Series #1 Single Malt Scotch Whisky Finished in IPA Cask's This episode is the continuation (part two) of the mini-series our friend Delvin Cox is running on gun control in America. In this episode you hear our point of view and response to Part 1 with the guys from the WudUpDoe podcast. Part 3 will be coming out soon, so #stayready! The Delvin Cox Experience WudUpDoe Podcast...

Aug 25, 20192 hr 19 min

Episode the 66th - Jeffrey Epstein

Review: Black Fury, a sour ale offering from New Braunfels Brewing Company This episode we dive a bit into the weirdness that surrounds the Jeffrey Epstein craziness, and then per usual rabbit trail off into vampire movies, kids shows, and youtube. Enjoy fellow Idiots! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love an...

Aug 18, 201955 minSeason 1Ep. 66

The Delvin Cox Experience Special Presentation - Part 1

Hey fellow Idiots, this is a special presentation of part one of a mini-series that our friend Delvin Cox is running on gun control in America. We will be a part of the next two episodes of this series and wanted you to have some context as to where this all began. The Delvin Cox Experience WudUpDoe Podcast

Aug 16, 20192 hr 2 min

Episode the 65th - Hiding From Jesus

Review: Jim Beam Peach - Peach Liqueur Infused w/Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey This episode the guys talk about things like getting arrested for "being awesome", wetsuits and being hogtied, scratching an itch, yearning loins, and what it would take for Redbeard to no longer be a skeptic. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check th...

Aug 11, 20191 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 65

Episode the 64th - Jumping Off A Cliff

Review: Johnny Drum Private Stock Kentucky Straight Bourbon Hey fellow idiots! This episode we talk about topics ranging from Deliverance (the movie) to the one thing we fantasize about (outside of sex and the lottery), hemp, and a recent trip to Broken Bow. Side note: Dr. Wade also promises to build TBI a proper recording studio once he gets rich (we cant wait!)! Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedid...

Aug 04, 20191 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 64

Episode the 63rd - Stay Away From Crazy

For this episode we switch gears and try our first cognac by sampling Camus VSOP Elegance Cognac. Once we finish trying to figure out the world of cognac's, Aaron tells us about his recent trip to Surfside Beach. Then Curtis tells us about a machete wielding sex predator from Montana. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out,...

Jul 28, 20191 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 63

Episode the 62nd - Its A Trap!

This episode starts out with a review of Peerless Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey. Aaron tells about what he saw one day while working to better his physical form at the gym, which leads to conversations about a US Territory, a few movies, and of course porn stars! We hope you enjoy! In fact, if you do, let us know by hitting us up on social media or through the website! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidio...

Jul 21, 20191 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 62

Episode the 61st - Personal Hygiene

For episode 61, we start with a review of Flyway Brewing Company Bluewing Berry Wheat Ale. Aaron tells us a story about a recent trip through Oklahoma and Arkansas and also shares a bit of helpful information about personal hygiene. Then we rabbit hole off onto everything from beer, to weed, and the 5 Civilized Tribes of Oklahoma. Enjoy!! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music ...

Jul 14, 201956 minSeason 1Ep. 61

Episode the 60th - Capsaicin Don't Play

In this episode we bring back one of our favorite special guests, Brian Jones, and we review two whiskeys. We start with Buck 8 year old Kentucky Straight Bourbon and also revisit a previously reviewed, Patreon only exclusive, Oak & Eden Toasted Oak Handcrafted Whiskey . From there, Aaron and Curtis skim the surface of the History Channel show The Curse of Oak Island, which Kelly quickly becomes bored with the conversation. Aaron and Kelly tell stories of encounters with capsaicin and discus...

Jul 07, 20191 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 60

Episode the 59th - Happy Birthday America 2019

To start the episode we review another offering from 903 Brewers, Manticore Barrel Aged Imperial Stout Coffee. No Bearded Idiots Happy Birthday America episode would be complete without discussion about proper fireworks, nuclear bombs and power, John Adams, good ol' Ben Franklin, electricity and the Hemp industry. We hope you enjoy our small tribute to America! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/s...

Jun 30, 201950 minSeason 1Ep. 59

Episode the 58th - A Question & A Tour

This episode opens with a review of Crown Royal Bourbon Mash Blended Canadian Whiskey . We then discuss how Crown Royal got itself in trouble by using the term "Bourbon" and had to rebrand this whiskey. We jump to answering a listener question (Marc Zarah - Thanks!) on the topic of transgender transformations. Kelly then tells us about his recent distillery trip to Ironroot Republic Distillery in Denison, TX. We hope you enjoy (and participate!!). Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com S...

Jun 23, 201956 minSeason 1Ep. 58

Episode the 57th - Fathers Day 2019

This episode starts out with a review of Heritage Distilling Companies Brown Sugar Bourbon 103 . For this Fathers Day episode, before hearing some stories from us about our fathers, we discus breastmilk and some weird fetishes involving grown human consumption. Of course, we also had to mention the time our very own Beezy drank directly from the special pink flask. We hope you enjoy this episode, and of course, Happy Fathers Day to all the papa's out there! Check out the show notes at: beardedid...

Jun 16, 20191 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 57

Episode the 56th - May 18th 2002

We open with a review of 903 Brewers Dracarys Batch 1 Oak Aged Imperial Chile Stout . After the review, and in true Bearded Idiots fashion this episode is squirrel heavy and includes references to things like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, brewing beer, the movie Training Day, ancho chiles, Clown Shoe, all while Kelly is attempting to tell us a pretty good story! Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> be...

Jun 09, 201954 minSeason 1Ep. 56

Episode the 55th - Marc Zahra

We start the episode by reviewing Very Old Barton Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. We open the show by introducing our special guest and very 1st ever (the OG) patron, Marc Zahra, who is from all the way across the big pond in London. He stayed up late just to talk to us Idiots and share a little bit about his life. We discuss everything from Hells Kitchen (and Gordon Ramsey), to the dangerous streets of Surrey, England, to how to properly use a new favorite "english" term, to the awesomeness ...

Jun 02, 20191 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 55

Episode the 54th - Funky Jewbelation

We start the episode by reviewing our first beer, Shmaltz Brewing Co.'s Funky Jewbelation Barrel Aged Sour. Our conversation goes from the video of Jewish dancers set to trap music, some of the offerings from Shmaltz Brewing Company, a story about the worst thing someone ever masturbated to, to the state of Texas exercising the death penalty on one of the men found guilty in the dragging death of James Byrd Jr. Buckle up and Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Pat...

May 26, 201959 minSeason 1Ep. 54

Episode the 53rd - Jonathon Allen

We open with a review of Smooth Ambler Contradiction Blended Straight Bourbon Whiskey and give our guest a crash course in tasting whiskey. The conversation kicks off with Jonathon Allen a local singer/song writer that we heard playing at one of the bars we frequent, and knew right away that we needed to have him on the show. Jonathon gives us some back story on how he got into playing music and what it means to him to be a musician. He also plays a few of his songs live for us in the studio! En...

May 19, 20191 hr 30 minEp. 53

Episode the 52nd - DWI

For this episode we start with a review of Cutty Sark Prohibition Edition Blended Scotch Whisky. After a squirrel (no, a literal squirrel), we discuss some of our merch that is available through our website (including those awesome leggings!). We then recount 3 DWI stories that involve commentary, on more than one occasion, about female anatomy. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro...

May 12, 20191 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 52

Episode the 51st - Purple Squirt

We start with a review of Glenfiddich Experimental Series #04 Fire & Cane Single Malt Scotch Whiskey. In this weeks episode, we talk about the sperm donation machine, what a fruit cake is, and an interesting new way to create art. One of our newest Patrons, Jamie, gave us the idea to listen to our episodes at 1/2 speed, and believe us when we tell you the laughs alone are well worth going back to past episodes for a listen. Its a wrap after Kelly tells a few stories about wrecking his motorc...

May 05, 201955 minSeason 1Ep. 51
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