This time we review Stranahan's Sherry Cask Single Malt Whiskey. The conversation starts off with a story from Aaron on how how a truck driver ruined his roof. Then we discuss a news story about the shenanigans pulled by a dog walker. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Oct 07, 2018•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 21
This time we review the whisky Highland Park 15yr. The conversation starts with a couple of stories from Aaron about the trials of parenting kids with diarrhea. Kelly brings another top ten, this time in honor of world beard day, and we wrap things up with a conversation about TV shows. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Sep 30, 2018•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 20
This time we give you two whiskey reviews! Highland Park 18yr and Highland Park 12yr Viking Honour. The conversation gets going with a story from Aaron about a young lady who thinks her genetics puts her above the law, then we review a unique cover of the Bee Gee's Staying Alive, and round out with a look at the Mandela effect. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Sep 23, 2018•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 19
We start with a review of Ardbeg Uigeadail Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky. The conversation starts off with a comparison of Kellys beard from Ep. 1 to today, and how Aaron sucks at the Keto diet. Is Alex Jones really Bill Hicks? Kelly might secretly be Goro from Mortal Kombat. Psychedelic drugs enter the conversation. Aaron almost dies vaping, and Kelly tells a story of a drunk guy fapping at a party.
Sep 16, 2018•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 18
This time we start off with a review of Aberfeldy Highland Single Malt Scotch 12yr old. The conversation kicks off with a story about a Satanic monument at the Arkansas state capitol, which leads to us discussing the seven tenets of the Satanic Church. We then introduce you to our guests band of yesteryear, Before the Throne. We wrap things up with a discussion on how much money it would take to fellate another man. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them ...
Sep 09, 2018•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 17
This time we review Wild Turkey Longbranch. The conversation starts off with a story about a man who tries to steal an airplane, followed by an unfortunate password reset request, and then things get a little deeper as we discuss our post life desires and how they have affected us personally with other loved ones. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Sep 02, 2018•1 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 16
This episode we review Bulleit Bourbon Barrel Strength. The conversation turns to the etymology of "dadgum". Aaron makes a promise to no longer use the "F" word. How people get their last names. Aaron suggest a new dating website for Kelly. Has Dr. Wade ever taken a selfie? What social media platform should Dr. Wade join? Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Aug 26, 2018•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 15
This episode starts off with a review of Ole Smokey Salty Caramel Whiskey. Then we talk about how this episode was recorded on the anniversary of the original moon landing, which leads us to discuss the moon's orbit lock and proving gravity. Then its on to Kelly's hollywood transgender theory, Baphomet, simulation theory and deja vu. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Aug 19, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 14
This time we review Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon, Masters Keep 17 Year. The discussion starts with the idea of a whiskey sommelier school, followed by a few stories from Kelly and Aaron about their trips to Mexico and the drunken shenanigans that ensued. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Aug 12, 2018•56 min•Season 1Ep. 13
This time we review Kilchoman Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky (Sherry Cask Release). The conversation starts with how awesome the movie Tombstone is, how gay the movie Top Gun is, the recently discovered islands off of Madagascar, exponential technology growth, yoo-hoo lies about being chocolate milk, Instagram bots, audio books vs. real books, and Star Wars. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Aug 05, 2018•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 12
This time we open with a whiskey review of Knob Creek Single Barrel Select Rye, discuss Aarons crazy old lady story, our thoughts on agreeing to disagree, our receding hair lines, our "manscaping" habits, Kellys crazy 2yr old prostitution story and scary movies from our childhood that effected us the most. Intro and outro music provided by the awesome guys over at ampletunes.com go show them some love, and tell them we sent you.
Jul 29, 2018•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 11
This episode we kick off with a review of Laphroaig 10yr cask strength scotch whisky, discuss the annoyance that is Randy, discover Aaron and Dr. Wade's mutual love for metal detecting, and Curtis shares his encounter with a knife wielding hitchhiker.
Jul 22, 2018•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 10
In this episode we review Russell's Reserve - Single Barrel. Then talk about Kellys new tattoo and some not so new ones, how and where wind comes from, more flat earth, Antartica exploration, Curtis' Willie Nelson encounter and can the word Buffalo make a sentence? Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Jul 15, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 9
In this episode the guys review Wild Turkey - Forgiven, talk about bad tattoos, Aarons favorite porn star, hardworking immigrants, Aarons drunken concert story and the importance of ones name carrying on. The new intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
Jul 08, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 8
In this episode we return to our whiskey reviews at the top of the episode. This time we take a look at Wild Turkey: Kentucky Spirit. We also have our second guest, Chris, AKA Dr. Wade, Buddy Christ. We rescue a dog. Kelly gives an update on his career path and more importantly his dating life. We then discuss what we would do if we were King of America for a day.
Jul 01, 2018•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 7
This time The Bearded Idiots talk conspiracy theory. If there were ever any doubts about why we named the podcast "The Bearded Idiots", those will all be put away on this episode. Enjoy.
Jun 17, 2018•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 6
This time around we talk Serial Killers. Well, Aaron and Curtis do, and Kelly simply brings a list of the 25 most bizarre murder weapons. Aaron brings serial killer, Dennis Nilsen who is a super creepy dude. Curtis brings Elizabeth Bathory, who might be the most prolific female serial killer ever.
Jun 03, 2018•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 5
This time around we talk nutrition and fitness with Nick Harmon. Nick is a licensed trainer and nutrition coach. He is a master trainer working in the California bay area for Life Time Athletic. Our own Kelly Sparks is a self taught fitness fanatic and he and Nick bring a lot of good information to the conversation while Arron and Curtis bring the Idiocy. If your in the bay area and are looking to get your sh*t together with your weight and nutrition hit Nick up, you wont be disappointed. We hop...
May 20, 2018•34 min•Season 1Ep. 4
This time around we took a cue from the ladies over at the Thats Weird Podcast and talked about just random weird things. The conversation rambled from a family full of incest and cannibals from the 14th century, to intrusive thought and the Salish Sea foot mystery, to panicked poo stories. Enjoy. Music from the intro/outro: "Neolith" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
May 14, 2018•1 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 3
We had a much easier go of things this time, the conversation felt much more natural, and flowed better than episode 1. This time around we upped our recording game and invested in some better equipment, in hopes that the podcast will sound better, and be easier to listen to. We had a quick tasting of Booker Little Book, and once we had the whiskey in us, the conversation took off, thanks to some questions from a website we found. Covering everything from weight loss, to the strangest thing you ...
Apr 29, 2018•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 2
This is the first episode of our podcast. We talk whiskey, and some other random things. Note: Dont judge us for the poor quality of this episode. It gets better, we promise!
Apr 14, 2018•30 min