SEASON 5 EPISODE 4 – THE CURE FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY HANGOVER WE ARE JESTER-LESS THIS EVENING – SPANKY EXPLAINS WHAT RIGHT-SIDE UP PINEAPPLE PARTIES ARE… THIS IS INTERESTING FIND OUT WHAT THE BEST THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES WERE ACCORDING TO THE 2023 “STATES OF THE SIDES” POLL HINT – STUFFING IS NO LONGER KING… FIND OUT WHAT RANKED #1 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL THAT BRINGS THOSE MEMORIES FLOWING – WE HAVE SOME AND WE PLAY THEM FOR YOU! WHEN DID HOLIDAY TRADITIONS TAKE A NOSE D...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Season 5Ep. 4
SEASON 5 EPISODE 3 – WHO ORDERED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ALREADY? TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST IS THE MAYOR OF KRAZIE TOWN – KRAZIE JOINS US FOR A GREAT TIME! WHO IS DECORATING AND WHO ISN’T, SPANKY, JESTER, KRAZIE AND SCOOTER GIVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR GRIZWOLD FAMILY CHRISTMAS PLANS… IT IS A LITTLE SURPRISING AND MOSTLY DISTURBING… WE GET YOU PRIMED FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH A LITTLE WALK DOWN THE CINEMATIC LANE - AND THERE IS A LITTLE TRIVIA AS WELL. VERY LITTLE. SOMEONE NAMED T...
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 225
SEASON 5 EPISODE 2 – COVID, GENITALS, and EVERYTHING ELSE! WE ARE JOINED TONIGHT WITH ARE FRIEND FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, EBIKE MIKE! TONIGHTS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “P” – WE SALUTE VETERANS! JESTER IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS “PROGENY” AND HE TELLS US WHY… WE ARE STILL CONFUSED. DID YOU KNOW THAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS GIVING AWAY VASECTOMY’S… WE HAVE THE DETAILS AND IF THAT ISN’T STRANGE ENOUGH… WE DISCUSS THE DOCTOR THAT HAS CREATED A “MOBILE VASECTOMY CLINIC” FIND OUT WHY SAM HOUST...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 224
SEASON 5 INAUGURAL EPISODE! WE FIND OUT WHY JESTER IS NOT A PLUMBER OR IS HE FULL OF $#!T? THERE IS A WILD DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME OF OUR FANTASTIC LISTENERS AND THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY MAY HAVE. WE FIND OUT WHICH PODCAST HOST IS GINORMOUSLY ENDOWED… OR IS SHE? IS THE UFC MAKING THE WRONG GENDER CHOICES IN A BEVERAGE? SPANKY HAS FEELINGS… WHY IS IT OKAY FOR PALESTINIANS TO PROTEST THE US GOVERNMENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE BUT AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR LEGALLY PROTESTING AT THE CAPITOL? WE ...
Nov 09, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 223
Is GAS STATION SUSHI a good meal before going to a strip club? We have some details you need to hear... Has Scooby Doo characters reached a new low in their cartoon lives? It just may be the case... Listen and you can decide! The FIVE WORST and LEAST SEXY LOOKS for Men... according to the Wall Street Journal and we will agree. We always have some sexy recipes for you to try... if you haven't heard them then you should probably watch them instead of listen... Check out https://www.youtube.com/liv...
Jul 01, 2023•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 222
Tonight we have a wonderful discussion about: Vasectomy's Mutilated Sex Dolls Charlie Sheen's Hot Daughter The very first American Roller Coaster Candid conversation about the Headlines causing YOU to lose sleep Jester, Spanky, and ShelbieJack give you their best Sexy Recipes.... Hot Stuff It's always fun. It's always a little weird and definitely CRAZY!
Jun 18, 2023•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 221
We have a lot of FUN with Spanky's Return to the Studio! Tina Turner's life and passing becomes an interesting topic. Just know that Spanky is wrong about everything! We discuss and attempt to hold down stomach contents in regards to the WOKE WORLD! We jump on the bandwagon so... Target, Sports Illustrated, Bud, and The North Face are topics of conversation. Join us for some SITCOM THEME SONG TRIVIA. How well do you know your TV SHOW THEME SONGS...? We journey to the far off land of Islamabad Pa...
May 27, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 220
The WOMEN of DOOM take over the show! Jelly, Kylie, and ShelbieJack guide the conversation and DOOM & Scooter have no SAY! This is worth the listen! We learn some things about, well, everything... Enjoy
Apr 25, 2023•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 219
DOOM & Scooter have your weekly recap NYC has a NEW RAT CZAR ITS RAINING BOVINES – TEXAS BLOWS UP A LOT OF COWS ENGLAND HATES LITTLE OLD LADIES AND FORCES ONE OUT OF ELECTED OFFICE REDNECKS IN CALIFORNIA – WE FOUND THE MOST EXPENSIVE TRAILER PARK DO YOU WONDER WHAT THERE IS TO CELEBRATE AFTER EASTER? SCOOTER & DOOM HAVE YOUR TOP TEN LIST OF CELEBRATIONS AND CELEBRATORY REASONS AND WE FINALLY ANSWER THE QUESTION OR WE AT LEAST DISCUSS THE EVER LINGERING QUESTION “DO MEN HAVE PERIODS?” LAS...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 218
TIKTOK – WHAT IS GOING ON. JESTER AND SCOOTER HAVE THEORIES. YOU NEED TO HEAR THEM… WE DISCUSS SOME OF THE MORE INTERESTING REQUESTS CUSTOMERS HAVE MADE TO RETAIL EMPLOYEES SOMEHOW WE DISCUSS THE GWYNETH PALTROW LAWSUIT.. SHE RAN OVER SOMEONE SKIING. THE BOYS ASKED A QUESITON AND THE LISTENERS RESPONDED… THE QUESTION IS “THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR PET THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT SAY TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER” WE DISCOVERED HOW TWISTED PEOPLE MAY BE, YOU NEED TO LISTEN WE HAVE A CANDID CONVERSAT...
Mar 28, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 217
HEY BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A LIME? Swedish Company to Launch World's First Airbag Jeans. They Look All Safe and Puffy. But are the REALLY??? "This Is Not A Pipe," Female Suspect Claimed Woman Sues Ex-Husband For $4.5 Million Over Her Inability To Orgasm With Other Men. We discuss the latest Joe Biden statements concerning a mothers dead sons. We also celebrate dirty joke Friday! be sure to join us for a sleazy good time! IF you liked the beanie jester was wearing… Be sure to visit https://www.reape...
Mar 06, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 216
Can I POP your Balloon? C’mon lemme do it! WHAT DAY IS IT? – Play the game and see if you know what day is being celebrated all over the world today. Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl Killeen ISD investigating ‘extremely disturbing’ assignment distributed to students at Rancier Middle School All students are hereby notified that masturbation in the Killeen High School toilets is a violation of the Killeen Independent School D...
Feb 18, 2023•2 hr•Ep. 215
Is there a RUN on TP for the SUPER BOWL? Be sure to visit www.beansandweenieshow.com and submit your choices for the Beans and Weenie is DOOMED Super Bowl extravaganza! What Day is it? Elderly Woman Pretended To Have Alzheimers For Over 10 Years. All The While She was One Of California’s Largest Methamphetamine Manufacturers Man leaves human jawbone at California police station…and then leaves Siblings Caught Stealing Dozens Of Eggs In Their Throats. Lets Move from THROAT GOATS to beautiful New ...
Feb 11, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 214
RISE OF THE PARA CYBER SEX ANIMALS A BIG-HUGE-BWD LOVE FILLED HUG TO JELLY6 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HEY, IS THAT A COMET OR A BALLOON? WELL, THAT IS A COMPLICATED ANSWER THE GREEN COMET MAY BE VISIBLE IN THE SKY AND WE MIGHT DISCUSS IT… DID SLEEPY JOE LET GO OF HIS BALLOONS OR IS CHINA SENDING HIM A GIFT? JESTER HAS PLENTY OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THE ENTIRE BALLOON FIASCO – LISTEN HERE NOT SURE HOW TO DESCRIBE THIS BUT HERE GOES… SEA CLAM SEX – JUST LISTEN AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WAYS TO BE AWAKENED FROM A...
Feb 04, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 213
Dude, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY HAMMER? We have what day is it, brought to you by Ross Dog from YouTube fame! Check his channel out… https://www.youtube.com/@RossDog We learn about: Bernie Sanders Dares Donald Trump To Compare something… can you guess what that is? Never saw this coming… Woman Impregnates 7 Female Correction Officers At A California State Prison Our lovely listener from Down Under - Jelly – brought us this little gem… now you GET IT! TROUT FOR CLOUT – HOLY SHOCK THE TACO! Brought to ...
Jan 28, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 212
The Return of the KINGS! Spanky, Jester, Scooter, & ButterNuts catchup after the Holiday Hiatus Spanky found headlines he thought were interesting, You be the Judge Alec Baldwin Dept of Defense Lost a lot of MONEY?!?!?! Smuggling at the Mexican Border has taken a unique turn, Eggselent you might say Where is the best place to use Methamphetime? Not where you think… New Movie Trailer released… Is it really a Valentine’s Day Movie? Decide for YOURSELF On the lighter side of the NEWS (If you ca...
Jan 23, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 211
He’s Hot, He’s Sexy, and He wears a Funny Mask! Jester from It’s Doomsday Podcast Joins us! CHECK OUT HIS SHOW! https://itsdoomsdaypodcast.podbean.com/ Do you want to know what day it is? Well we tell you whether or not you care! Spanky has jokes and we have to splain them to Jester so you know they are not good! Hurricane Nicole is making it’s way towards Florida and it is a good thing we have Jester here to help you PREPARE! What is the dumbest thing you can do in a new car that costs $100K? W...
Dec 31, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 210
WE SURVIVED THE SCARY OCTOBER, ON TO CHRISTMAS! Shout out to the Bixby Spartans and the Jenks TROJANS… Their Game with championship implications will be televised, Thursday Night at 7PM on ESPN2. NFL team owner could face huge fine for his choice of Halloween costume Do You really want to know what holidays, pseudo holidays and peoples fantasy holidays are being celebrated? We bring you all the details so you have the knowledge! NFL team owner could face huge fine for his choice of Halloween cos...
Dec 30, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 209
It’s just a little Horror between Friends! HAPPY SUGAR DIABETES DAY Gust of wind blows man out of truck near Parsons, Kan. At least 6 people shot outside Pittsburgh church during funeral for man killed in shooting Woman Removed From Multiple Attractions at Theme Park as Breasts Cause Safety Hazard BREAKING NEWS TODAY! PAUL PELOSI, HUSBAND OR SUBMISSIVE TO NANCY PELOSI HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE AT 2AM IN BEAUTIFUL SAN FRANCISCO! It is a live show, so there is a lot more, you just need to download and ...
Dec 27, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 208
What did you expect Wednesday? Check out Spanky’s little rant, hint… it is funny AF! And some baked in reality… You be the judge. Check out what days we are celebrating today! We have a sure-fire method that shows we are in a recession and it is all about the BEER! Florida Man makes his rounds again… what is up with this guy? Do you ever read a headline or a post and think… WTF? Well we have a few of those for you! The WOKE CROWD are killing bears now… something you don’t hear every day. Be sure...
Nov 20, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 207
FRIGHT DAY IS FOR FUN! Spanky discusses his adventures as a wee lad and trick or treating with his big brother. How do you do TRICK or TREATING? Let’s talk about it What day are you celebrating? Listen to ours but yours are probably better! We found a story of a Woman that stabbed someone with a Sex Toy…How is that possible? Find out here We have Friday Follies – all the headlines that we can stomach and will make you gag… Just listen Follow along to find out if anyone wins the Mission Impossibl...
Nov 17, 2022•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 206
BEANS & WEENIE BASEMENT OF HORROR PART I The Spanky Monologue – Spanky’s Halloween Dilemma – what costume to choose? We want to know what the “HOT” costume is this year and you do not let us down! > We have your CLINTS (Clue + Hint) so you can guess what day it is! CAN YOU GUESS? > It’s a Horror Movie kinda night! You the ever talented audience will have the chance to guess what movie we are playing clips from… This should be fun! > Want to know what the biggest pumpkin in the land ...
Oct 28, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 205
SCARY THINGS THIS WAY COMES The Spanky Monologue – Spanky’s Halloween Dilemma – what costume to choose? All the the signs you may see travelling across America > We have your CLINTS (Clue + Hint) so you can guess what day it is! CAN YOU GUESS? > What is happening in the world of FOOTBALL? > It’s a Horror Movie kinda night! We talk about the top HORROR MOVIES for 2022 according to IMDB! Do not blame us for these lists > WHAT IS THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER? We found it, listen to find ...
Oct 26, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 204
RIDING THE RAILS AGAIN The Spanky Monologue – Spanky’s side gig story. All the the signs you may see travelling across America >We have your CLINTS (Clue + Hint) so you can guess what day it is! CAN YOU GUESS? >Do you know what a RAINBOW KISS is? Well, we learn a little and you will not believe where this information came from! > Crime is reaching new lows, find out what people are stealing now. > What are the Big Changes happening in California, new laws you need to know about > ...
Oct 24, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 203
S3E13 – Lucky number SLIRTEEN Its Friday, let’s find out what is going on We celebrate the 75th Birthday of the United States Air Force! Hollywood Bull$#!t. What day is it? We tell you all the good ones to celebrate! Let us know what your favorites are in the comments or on Facebook - @beansandweenieshow Back in the day useless facts Stupid Humans and what they are doing. David Blaine Says Stunts Like Eating Glass Have Caused Him Some Major Health Problems Woman Shoots Husband After Kid’s Birthd...
Sep 17, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 202
S3E12 – Back in the Saddle AGAIN! HOLLYWOOD BULL$#!T: Somehow Meghan Markle is trending. DiCaprio is raising his dating age requirement. We play the popular game, “What’s in Ryan Reynold’s ASS?” Stupid News from around the world that may be closer thank you think! Do People Named after Al Pacino commit more crimes? We explore… Bucket List items and which ones are really appropriate? Why airlines are full of douchey and pathetic workers or Why Spanky will never fly again… both work and we discuss...
Sep 15, 2022•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 201
S3E11 – Spanky comes unwound HAPPY FRIDAY! What’s on the MENU tonight you ask? Hollywood BULL$#!T: Dana HAMM, Trouble in Paradise with TB12 & GB, and other stuff including Teletubbies exclusive Are PEOPLE REALLY THAT STUPID? We have stories that would prove this hypothesis FLORIDA Do we need to say anymore? YES, we have a lot to say! Woman asks to be arrested Man Hot Rods through Walmart Drunk Maybe some GUVMINT BS, hard to find comedy this good! #LGB #FJB Why does King Charles look like Joe...
Sep 10, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 200
S3E10 – SPANKY IN DRAG Hollywood BULL$#!T: Maitland Ward – Porn Star, New Shows coming out…Special Forces: Ultimate Test How busy is to busy? Is your life a little too busy? Case in point – Woman in San Antonio runs over deputy dropping kid off at school because she is running late! Social Media and HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? Man provides blue print on how he can be robbed and killed on Social Media to thugs. They follow it. Communist California is exciting, NOT California issues decree to go all el...
Sep 08, 2022•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 199
S3E9 – Spanky Comes Home! Hollywood BULL$#!T: VMA’s, Aubrey Plaza & Danny DeVito, and Sydney Sweeney Stupid News: Leave Denmark to die in America? Emotional Support Alligator ?!?!?! News from our Capitol… How does the Canadian VA feel about Canadian Vets… Just die already! New York Stupidity at its finest All This and More. Send us a comment or an idea! beansandweenieshow@yahoo.com Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter ...
Aug 30, 2022•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 198
S3E8 – Spanky’s humpin along Hollywood BULL$#!T: Kim Kardashian, Sylvester Stallone and Olivia’s Grease all ringing the Hollyweird bell today! Stupid News from around the world: FedEx Delivery gone wrong?!?! When do having kids make you the happiest?!?? Where is the best place to run out of fuel in an airplane… good question STUPID PEOPLE making questionable decisions – Always worry or is it never worry about the theme of your party? Or When is a party theme really considered racist? Prisoners p...
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 197
