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Episode 169 "FNF"

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Episode 169 - "The Culture Deserves It" Feat. Ferrari Simmons & Su Solo Produced by: @iHandlebars

Topics include: Kevin Gates, Lori Harvey, Nick Cannon & more.

The Baller Alert Show

Featuring @FerrariSimmons @_SuSolo @iHandlebars

":The Culture Deserves It"

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Hold up, hold up, and gentlemen fall alert ball alert, what's up? Guys? Hey, you work for Bestie's two solo Simmons. You know, bet down that lead, a little spice, a little rattle down before you. I was like, what's the way, Kevin, that's beyond me? Hey, young girl, we're happen to drinker? Nothing happen to drinking? I still together? No they're not. Actually, she tweeted that or the girl. Jojo responded and said he's single. I saw Kevin Gates said I refused to

be done wrong or something that he said. I saw a post the whole thing they together because the fan asked under his post, we're tired of seeing everybody else. We want to see our main girl drink, and he denied that they were still together. So how drinker? Do him wrong on the farm? I don't know, man, I don't know what is do you wrong in an open relationship? Like what? But you know what? Everybody has boundaries? Lord knows, we don't know still has boundaries. Guys, you hear the freesty?

Know what he saying? A truck when I was away and can explaining the win feeling on a sun shot. My new wife and took a person wanting me any personal training and bad in my personal place and count of side to kill me and it's negative. Skive me out some cake deep down inside and kill me criticized. When I was fastious, I developed some he outside ribon running with love hip hops jojo, Okay, they're not playing. Don't talk about anybody I love. I will go for you.

I'm ready to serve a like sentence. He said, he willing to how to kill him, That's what he said. Don't y'all leave Kevin Gates alone. Man, I don't got nothing to say, Louise, add the people alone. I'm trying to tell you. And peace to all these people breaking up to making up man, just peace, peace all around, and love into the children. Well then let's get right into it. Let's go. We'll be right back with more

of the Baller Alert show case. Alright. Uh, first thing, the first thing in order a long live my guy, trouble trouble. Uh we lost trouble trouble not too long ago. Hasn't even been seven days, and uh we've been feeling it. I've been feeling it personally. Has been taking a toll on me as an individual and amongst a lot of

other people as well. I didn't realize how much people he touched while he was here and moving and grooving, like how you always say some move smooth uh and uh yeah, a long lived Trouble Trouble to Canada light Uh. Last night, Candlelight Visual was held in Atlanta, Calling Park. It was good. I appreciate everybody that pulled up too. You know, it's so crazy because we actually talked about

Trouble on the last episode. I was saying, how, you know he was lit at Peace birthday party and you know how he was that and it was just so crazy that he was already kind of a topic, you know, like people are talking about that because he was just really enjoying himself having a good time. And I'm grateful that I got to see him in that light. I'm grateful I got to see him dressed up, work in the room, getting showing love to everybody, filing like it

was a beautiful thing. Not to interrupt you, but just the week before, he was another topic because he was at lou Will's cool party. He got there, he started slamming everybody in the pool. You know, Yeah, that's funny because trouble was. You know, he was just always like a bright of light, of bright of energy, just such

a positive person. And the crazy thing about it is, when we were talking about the whole ditty situation, I text him and I said, you know, man, bro, you you have to be like the funniest person on the internet, Larry, you have to be Yeah, we don't miss you. Trouble RP, trouble trouble um And speaking of you know, it's unfortunate you know by man that you know, decided to shoot him instead of you know, confront him man to man um.

And it was in Georgia. There's no gun laws, right, you know, the conversations of of gun violence these days, I feel like it's super high end. I don't know if it's the times right inflation. People are still dealing with the consequences of the pandemic and quarantine. Like there's a lot of mental health concerns and a lot and a lot of people like their backs are up against

the wall. And I think with all these loose uh, with how easy it is for people to get guns, it's easy just as easy for them to make bad decisions. But Texas Congress is already filing legislation to band drag shows for kids. This comes just two weeks after nineteen children were shot and killed by the semi autumn at It rifle in a Texas school and Congress has yet to do anything about that. So you are more offended and more concerned about children going to drag shows than

you are about children dying. You know, Texas is a Texas, Georgia, Florida. Those are some very different types. Definite. No, No, We're not surprised by Texas, but I feel like Georgia is falling up behind Texas, you know, especially with our governor. Hopefully everybody getting out vote. But that's the most important thing. I know that we all complain about the laws and things of that nature, but the only way to change

that is we have to go out and vote. Black people go vote, because guess where those white people that don't want to put the guns down and support the the gun laws. They are standing in line and they are going to vote for what they believe in. And if we believe in the same thing, social media is not going to help. Talking about it is not going to help. Going to vote is the only thing that's going to It's gonna be able to change what's going on. All right, So let's go from one tragedy to the next.

Pretty spirit, y'all. SI's been outside since. No, she don't want to be outside no more. No, she's she's outside. She's living her life, making her own decisions. And that outside naked, she doing her dance with teams in front of the camera. I don't know what's coming's got to get on Instagram, man, I don't know who is letting her post this stuff on Instagram. Is the perfect example of sometimes it's not good to blow up as as a sixteen fifteen teenager like she had such big success

so early. Never grew up, definitely. I don't feel like she ever grew up, Guys, I don't feel like any of these entertainers ever grew up. Are you? Are you talking about kissing those two people? You go? Get you? You know my life got COVID No and DT you posted it? You know what? Because we have the health a conversation. Oh no, but we're coming back back. Britney Spears is married. She she she's married. She's allegedly married to the man named Sam, who is supposedly her long

time boo. How she had a long time, but we don't know. What we do know is it's a lot of red flags. And she said, listen, I am an adult. Okay, my father no longer runs my life. I am making a choice, and I'm gonna marry this man. And all we're gonna say is, girl, we wish you the best of love. We hope that man don't run you into the ground, because you deserve a healthy, happy life. Now speaking, a healthy, happy life, right for y'all, Wow, be to

your friend healthy. And Shad Moss was outside, you know, having a good time with the cocaine control. You were kissing what god las man? I told him? I said, man, are you sixteen be feeling like that? You'll be out five kissing these girls Like I ain't kissing no random girls. I ain't kissing no fans kissing a random girls. And then and then it was like they was all taking turns kissing him. Yeah, I said, hey, man, he were you know, come on, man, what he said the next day?

What he said he said? He said, uh, he said that he was having a great time. And he said he told me that he was kissing girls in the club. I think he kissing girls he knew. I didn't know that he was kissing like bands, like random people, and then they were just taking turns, and I said, hey, man, listen, that's why sometimes I wish that some of these celebrities that grew up is being famous as kids went to college,

because you had already got that out. Your sisters in college, said, he's not about to be thirty five years old kissing no random girls in the club, said I did that in college. Man was still of college age doing it. He's been a star for a long time, so clearly he's not he's just not offered that part of his life. He's he's enjoying the access to all these girls. I did say that. I did said. I did say that.

I said, that's the problem these celebrities. They never grow up because they never had the chance to grow up, or they nobody ever told them to grow up. No, was there any testing Niche in the next day. The only thing I know is the next day, uh he in the studio, Chris Brown's I ain't gonna tell them what they got going. Yeah, I ain't no telling. I don't know what to say. But covid is still here. Just so you know, you got you got called, you

got called, you got caught with folk Foka video. You know so many people called me about that when he said that wasn't valid. That was broward. Yeah, yeah, that was broward. That was funny. We all have our altar our altar egos, and bow Wow clearly was living in his in his at that moment, he was living. He was living in the moment. Yeah, he was living. Just

don't do that too many more time. Yeah, man, Yeah, And the end it was, yeah, one of somebody needs let's instagram the somebody a little she will kind of pell listen, I will show your text man, like that. Don't look like a Halleyberry post. I don't want to look like the Holleyberry post shot. See them be able to see a playing tricks on, y'all. I need to hit that Tanning. Okay, but do you think he smashed I'm not doubting any of the activities between the sending adults.

I'm pretty sure, uh, consenting adults tend to do adult things, so I'm definitely for the you know, the only thing I'm gonna say they would, I'm just saying, let's have all responsibily people. Okay, Well, facts I'm not gonna lie. I watched that video a couple of times. I was just like, I just I just had to see it with the same look on your face, like yeah, you just know he got flamed in the group chat. I was equally shocked every time I watched it. At the

same time, why really be shot? Okay, because I'm sure it's happening off camera as well. It is what's happening with somebody, that's happening with somebody's best friend as we speak, carry on. Oh no, you know someone has the best friend that does weird, crazy, dumb activities and that was just weird crazy and bow wow. You know I'm gonna get you, bro, and that's not gonna see you. I'm gonna say something to you. I'm gonna need to talk some sense and to that man, it's gonna be you

because some girls apparently it's not trying to post. But I told him, I said, you know, we're gonna have to have a conversation. And we did have a conversation. What's the conversation. Just be a little more selective if you're gonna if I just don't kiss no random girls at all. So covid doesn't matter anymore. No, no, no, no, I'm saying, if you're gonna if you, if you're gonna

do that, I would have thought they were fine. If you would have thought they were fine, BT, you would have been like no, no no, that's like no, that's like the ending conversation. It's like you still gonna get the heat. But I'm gonna say, man, at least they want ugly giving me something silver lining, you know what I'm saying, give a little Okay, I'm not doing that. I take their phones. Man. Kresha Young Miami has a new show. And she told you, I don't call her

career called driving, said Kresha. Her mamma call her Karesha. I'm pretty sure her mamma not call her yourn. She just had to go ahead and accept it because it ain't going nowhere. I like, I'm actually a fan of Coresa. I love her like she's just a great personality, so

I think she deserves the show. But the show was called Kresha Please, and I think that phrase was coined by Santana, who she always you know, gonna live with and stuff like that, and I felt like that should have been the show, right, there shall always be like consia please like yeah yeah, so um. I felt like the show should have been Karesha and Saucy Santana. That would have been that would have that would have been

a dope duo. Kresha and Saucy Santana should do a remake of that Paris sells In and the Cole Rgi Show. I know what you're talking about. Um, we're going around doing crazy stuff. Yeah, facts like go shopping, like follow them going shopping, following them, like putting together. I would actually watch that. That would be so Funa's may evolved

to that. I think it's it was a lot juicier to go ahead and have you know her boo didd he be on the first episode, or at least the way that they're teasing it right now, it looks like the premier episode is gonna feature Diddy and she's asking him some very very I think that's made up. I think that's the whole made up relationships. We're gonna cut that set. We're gonna get that set. Speaking of wondering relationships, Lloyd Harvey is a whole, free spiritued woman out here.

Ain't I respect it? What do you respect about what you respect that in her truth, she's young, she's having fun, and she's moving to the next dope fun thing. What's the problem. There are people that like Lorie Harvey was futures matched as far as her savagery. Like, yeah, I'm not start I'm I'm having a good time. But you're either doing this for me or you not. And if it's not somebody else gonna do it, good for you, Lorie, good for you. But do y'all think that her relationship

to Michael B. Jordan was real? Because I think it was fake. I think it was fake. Why haven't been I've been in a relationship for a little minute. What not fake? I'm just telling my we together, we're messing. I think they I think they was like a business decision because I feel like that Michael B. Jordan has gotten then he likes white girls all throughout his career, and then most of his fans are black females. So what was the benefit for Lourie. It's gonna future Today?

We shocked that Lori Harvey could bag I'm not shocked at all. No, I'm not saying shock. I'm just saying she had a list before doing That's all I'm saying, I mean she's also young as hell. Actually, no, she engaged to like a super rich soccer players. No, that was not a list that he was just he was just a regular soccer player. What I mean she had rich guys, but with status, that's another it's not a

regular soccer player. Yeah, do Michael Border got status? Like, yeah, he's in like Superhero movie when like Creed doing this like it's like it's like the modern and then what's the boxing movie? Anything fantastic? For Yeah, he's an A list star A plus plus an A list makes you recognizable and anywhere in the world there you go a list already that'll make her, a list that make her that make her really a stepdaughter. But we won't go to get there. Go ahead, But now she's Laura Harvey.

So I think the status that Michael B. Jordan's with her own. I think that now you to help trade songs helped Meek Mill initiate. But they're not not they're not on the Future and Trey songs and we're not on the Loved Complete. But the question is is the question is this where does she go from here? Because I feel like she has to go up well, you gotta get guy damn will Smith. Somebody's no, no, no, you know what that is. Now? Now she has to get that love is love. She got to get a

basketball man. She got to get a basketball player. She's gonna get like a Lebron like you know, she has to get what I'm talking about, his status. She has to get somebody, um, you know, higher than Michael B. Jordan. I feel like she has to keep rising. What if she hooks up with Nick Cannon gotta be I don't think that they're there. They they compliment each other. Nick

want to have a raw sex right immediately. But the kidding got some old babies on the way after he said he was gonna be selling it for a little bit. He's having a third child with Abby, who I loosely know. I don't know her like that. How do you feel about her promoter? On another one? What's wrong with that? Everyone else promoted only fans and make some money. What's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with her promoting only fans.

If people are gonna be in her business, I want to know one who is she having this third child with. You're gonna pay the pay, You're gonna get it for free somewhere else. But if you want to first, you gonna come here and pay for it. I will take that. I don't think there's anything wrong with her promoting her only fans, because it's not like she's promoting you know, I'm naked, our only fans and that like no, she's saying, this is the t that everyone wants pay for it.

I respect that she got her third baby on the way. We don't know what Nick doing financially. We don't damn that. We know he's keeping a job because he got a commercial by secting me commercial. It's almost Father's Day and the one and only Ryan Reynolds asked me to help us all celebrate with the mother of all cocktails, the vasectomy word. Knows I need one. They don't need to

be a drill leader man. First of all, if Nick Cannon can financially and emotionally support all these kids emotionally, I don't think that it's a problem because he has not missed the photo shoot at all. We know he got a lot of money. Not in the same area though, but just remember, and these are very our babies right now, their fathers. You know what I'm saying, Growing up ball, football, softball. That's what the privation for children? You know that? Man.

I think Nick Cannon got it. He got it, he got I think he got it. We don't need to talk about it, but to have the time to emotionally all the kids in California rights. They are not they're not in California. I don't know why. I thought they was always one big If he has plans to do a compound and have everybody in the little same that's cute, that's cool. Yeah, I mean I don't know if it's cool. But you don't like to live in a compound. I

mean that might be a little aggressive. Man. I think I think if anybody could do I think Nick Cannon can do it. Because all his baby mothers seems like they really love doing No, they really not right. I mean, but we know Maria's it's a different person. But I think, how do you think Maria feels right now to be a part of this man? She is a part of Nick's baby mama club, But I don't think she's a

part of it. If if you know, by law, she's a little elevated because that was his ex wife, you know, But how do you think she feels right now with him. Just continue to make babies. After the babies and probably don't bring them around me. SI off the eatools, Nigga free po. I mean, I ain't gotta wear betterfuls NA. We'll be right back with more of the baller alert shall message it is time for baller mail, dear baller alert.

So my man's package is not a package anymore. We've been together for ten years, married for five of them. So he has high blood pressure and has to take blood pressure medication. So now one of the side effects is e D. And now I'm not being satisfied because of his unhealthy dieting. I've tried multiple times to help him get in shape, and he does not want to

help himself. Please help sex deprize and horny. As I'm typing this DM to federer, I feel like this is kind of layered right, Like, so this is the thing. Is it his diet that's keeping him from satisfying you properly? Is it the med's? Like what exactly? Definitely the meds and e D to all my young listeners, correct, I mean, he can't get that thing up that won't come up, that won't come up. Now, y'all know how I feel that don't care about you getting yours. I think it's selfish.

I think it's childish. And I think if he's unwilling to make sure that he satisfies you in the same way that he's being satisfied when it finally does get up, then it's a issue. We don't like selfish men. We don't like selfish man. Okay, sex goes both ways. Everybody wants to orgasm, everybody wants to have a good time. Stop being childish and sit on that man face. You can't go to sleep. Only man with hard penises can go to sleep. This is a real person too, By

the way. It's a real issue, real issue. It's just a hard issue because first of all, I didn't know what the problem is. It's not a hard issue, that's the problem. First of all, I didn't know what was Now you know, so the penis won't come up. Does he has high blood pressure, he has to take high blushed club, high cholesterol, he has hig cholesterol, high blood pressure, and he doesn't want to work out, doesn't want to work out, he doesn't want to get a shape, doesn't

want to eat good. The only advice that I would give for I guarantee if another man come around, I guarantee is that's gonna be in a gym the next day. I guarantee he gonna eat better, and I guarantee he's gonna try to satisfy you, because ain't nothing more. Are you telling this woman to step out on her marriage? Know what I'm saying, Yes, she said married together for ten years. Married. I'm not saying that. I'm saying, you

can at least make him a little bit jealous. Say maybe you know you got a new friend at work, John John bought your lunch. Let him know not to check you for granted. I'm sorry. We have to stop acting like sex is not important, especially like when you're married to someone and you want to be with him for the rest of your life. I'm not going to have bad sex for the rest of my life because you don't want to be healthy. I'm not doing that. I'm not sacrificing my sex life because you don't want

to be healthy. Do you hear yourself? No? Not doing it? Well? This is a hard one, ma'am. I also want to It's not a hard one. That's the problem. When you walk down the aisle and said for better, for worse, in sickness and in health till death do you part. Well, this might be the death of the marriage. So therefore, baby, you might need to go on here and get the hell on. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. As a married man,

I know this is tough. Or you're trying to talk to this man and he's not trying to make up for it by putting his face in that special place. Are you riding his nose or something? I don't know what to tell you to help you in this situation. I got a partner that got that got these these pills called blue Dolphins, and I could d m you back his name and his I g uh and you can higher at them for them blue dolphins. The blue Dolphin pills don't work. I don't got nothing to take man.

You bet giving some of that honey. Now it's a rap am all right. Time for us to get up out here. Y'all give me, y'all give us some shots. But we roll up out of here, shout out to all the women who know their value they're worth, and you know it's for the Lloyd Harvey has asked, you know and enjoyed living the healthy, peaceful lives that you deserve because black women deserve luxury and black women deserve orgasms.

So here's to VT. Shout out all my geminis. I know we are coming to the end of Gemini season. I know cancer season is on the way. But the most important thing some of us his So you know, Leo season is on the way, the season that we all been waiting on. And shout out to the great state of Parkinsaw. I do have a question to ask the ladies. I've been seeing a lot of wrestling soups on y'all, and it's summertime. Come on, baby, let let the bootage breathe a little bit, put on them some addresses,

and enjoyed the summer. Girl, I don't know what the hell y'all think. I got the Eon w W F w W E wrestling suit song. Now, I'm not gonna disrespect y'all and say y'all look bad, talking y'all look good, y'all would be a look good, y'all look good. Ain't nothing on this earth that God then put on this earth? Then a woman. Okay, I just love the answers of a woman. Love. Don't get me started on Tunisia. I just will drink everybody love fluid that comes out of

her anyway. But ladies, please come on with the wrest of them by the suits man and start remixing them. Goddamn tight put on, I goddamn some address, especially you big booty girls. Are the girls that had a good curve. We want to see that thing move from that the right in the summer dress. Damn. Long live Trumple Trump can't get enough of baller Alert. Follow us on all social media platforms at baller alert, on the baller alert dot com

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