Do we look like three guys who wouldn't start a podcast with three Life's Simple Pleasures? (03:15) Symon wants to know when a friend is a friend (05:15), then he and Adam team up and threaten Show with spoilers (Spoiler alert: there was no spoilers... but there might be (there won't)). (12:45) Adam's washing machine (the one for clothes) is busted and boy, getting it fixed hasn't been easy. (16:05) Then we go deep into Adam's inbox and there's not one, but TWO emails that require urgent attenti...
Sep 09, 2019•42 min•Ep. 27
There's only one way to start your Wayne – and that's with a Life's Simple Pleasure or three (02:10). Then we hear from Harriet, Sensory Lab's number one customer (this is entirely unarguable) (03:40). It's been 30 fast food-free days for Symon and we couldn't be prouder (18:35). Meanwhile, Adam's been going to an (old?) Italian lady's house to learn how to cook, but in turn he's become the proud owner of a highly valuable voucher (28:30). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tel...
Sep 02, 2019•43 min•Ep. 26
Let's just say the response was overwhelming – so there's only one way to start this Wayne and it's by reading out some of #Life'sSimplePleasures. Prof. Densten is back better than ever with his latest lesson about old money (did somebody say tuppence?) and then one of the all-time great feuds has broken out in a coffee shop in Melbourne and we'll get to the bottom of it in the news. Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends, then text your number neighbour because w...
Aug 26, 2019•36 min•Ep. 25
Adam had a pair of boiled eggs for breakfast (😢) but his loss is our gain, because we're officially hooked on life's simple pleasures and the happiness they bring. (02:40) We have a Whack-A-Mole update and hooboy – #BringBackTheWhack will be trending any minute. (10:45) #WhackIsBack The Lady Mavs' final game of the season was (unsurprisingly) a raging success (18:10). And we welcome our third guest to the show and he lives with the podcast's number one fan! Adam's Dad Noddy/Phil/Dad is on the b...
Aug 19, 2019•37 min•Ep. 24
The Adam & Symon Show is a safe space, so this week Symon comes clean about his addiction. (02:40) Adam's thinking about changing jobs and on the back of his first idea, we personally can't see what could go wrong. (11:40) After weeks of detailed research (some conducted interstate), it's official: Google has been listening. (19:45) The Lady Mavs' debut season is wrapping up and they still might not know who we are, but they continue to play with the full support of the show in. (25:45) And ...
Aug 12, 2019•43 min•Ep. 23
It's Episode 22 and you know what that means... we're (self-anointed) adults now so it's time for some changers round 'ere. After days of anticipation (that's putting it kindly) Symon reveals which beautiful melody he hummed at the end of last week's show. Someone out there is making way more Won than us and quite frankly it's time we did something about it. Then Symon gives a full rundown of Avengers Endgame WITHOUT A SINGLE SPOILER! We mean it. Not even one. But still lots of great detail. To ...
Aug 05, 2019•39 min•Ep. 22
It's personal hygiene time with Symon but NO JUDGEMENT 'cos we've all been here before (02:10). Then Show resumes his campaign for a nickname that isn't 'Show' to mixed results (09:25). The news is back and shockingly Symon didn't forget to intervene at the start with a sting (18:45). Then we finish the show with Not The Weekly Update and a night cap – and by 'night cap' we mean pronouncing our new favourite German peach-flavoured lolly for five minutes (26:20). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️...
Jul 29, 2019•32 min•Ep. 21
Someone at Symon’s work work straight up went and spoiled the ending of Avengers Endgame... but don't worry, your secret is safe with him (02:00). Symon is getting paranoid that the internet is listening, so we decided it's high time we tried to pull a swifty back on the world wide web (10:30). And the news this week comes with a two-person sting (!!!) and will result in you having a new least favourite animal (19:20). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and tr...
Jul 22, 2019•36 min•Ep. 20
It's time to polish up on your Social Etiquette and fellas - we're looking at you. (02:10) Adam is comin' in hot with what is easily the best news story ever on this podcast or any website in history (09:30). And not sure if you hear but Adam went to Europe and he's saved his best story for last. Anyone who works in customer service should fast forward through this segment as it will be a tough listen for you (15:45). Then there's a four second Whack-A-Mole update and a special letter from a lis...
Jul 15, 2019•29 min•Ep. 19
Adam's string of international feuds conducted over email continues following his sojourn in Europe, with a fresh rivalry with Giulia from Bologna brewing. (04:30) Everyone at work has been ignoring Symon and he doesn't know why (turns out it's been his fault) (17:10) and there's a dinosaur on the move in the NT (not a croc (although crocs are the best dinosaurs)) in another extraordinary news story. (25:25) And you guessed it... Not The Weekly Update is back! (34:45) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️...
Jul 08, 2019•45 min•Ep. 18
WOOOO! Europe! Song of Europe! WOOOO! An outrageously jetlagged Adam is back from his #EuroTrip #Europe2019 #Wanderlust and he's here to regale us with some funny and some not so funny stories about his time away. Basically he's come home with a skin condition, a hairy slug on his face and no tales to tell about how good business class is. Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and make a booking at your nearest Flight Centre cos Europe is calling! See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Jul 01, 2019•40 min•Ep. 17
Don't be late to Life Education 'cos report time is coming up and Prof. Densten doesn't have time for your excuses (03:35). Symon tries to blame Adam and Show for something that they're not even remotely responsible for (16:35). Then it's time for a Not The Weekly Update – starring the Cola Challenge and Show reviewing 'Cars' – that will go straight into the Not The Weekly Update Hall of Fame when it is created in 30 years' time. (26:20) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell ...
Jun 24, 2019•47 min•Ep. 16
If you're listening to this, it's probably too late. But hopefully it's not! Ultimately, you won't find out until next Wayne. This week we begin in the pitch dark before there's some strange noises outside and you'll have to take our word for it – it was pretty terrifying. Adam kicks things off by telling us about his relationship with the herp (03:00) and Symon needs some guidance with an ettiquette-related issue (09:10). The News returns (with the first butchered intro) (15:50) and Not The Wee...
Jun 17, 2019•39 min•Ep. 15
Symon went to an Apple store this week (twice) in an exceptional example of how to get your mitts on a brand new iPhone (02:35). Then, we go to a palm tree in the desert to hear why Burger King is in the news (16:05)... and it turns out Symon has a bizarre allergy that barely makes sense and nobody knew about? (23:20) Adam premieres a new segment called 'Mildly Inconvenient... with Adam' (27:30) before we wrap things up with Not The Weekly Update (32:55). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tel...
Jun 10, 2019•40 min•Ep. 14
We begin this week with the real etiquette for cheersing (spoiler alert: you've probably been doing it wrong) and then Symon's workmate has experienced every mother's nightmare. Then the news is pretty gross but we wouldn't be doing our job as a reputable news source if we didn't share it. Not The Weekly Update is back with a Lady Mavs update and some delicious micro-influencing. Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and start cooking some more pastries/desserts for us to praise...
Jun 03, 2019•43 min•Ep. 13
This week, in first period you've got Life Education with Prof. Densten - so we hope you've done your homework (02:40). We've got further evidence that Keanu Reeves is the best bloke in the world in the news (16:50) and Not The Weekly Update returns (30:05). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and let us know what topics you want Prof. Densten to cover in next week's class! Or leave him a message of support for how good he is at picking topics on his own. See omnystudio.com/li...
May 27, 2019•40 min•Ep. 12
Just days after another riveting election, we've got an #ElectionHack that you'll want to remember for 2022 (02:35). Adam's still getting Uber Pools (with mixed results) (11:55) and we're back with loosely farm-related news (23:40) and Not The Weekly Update! (33:20) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and start planning where you're going to vote in the 2022 election. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
May 20, 2019•43 min•Ep. 11
Double digits! 10 episodes! This week Adam went for a risky ride through town (02:25) and it's long overdue (this cannot be disputed) but Show (finally) gets a segment for the first time (12:35)! We drop truth bombs re: the world's number one card game. Then, there's news (as per usual) (22:50) and 'Not The Weekly Update'! (34:00) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and send in some new nicknames for Show cos he's getting really desparate. See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
May 13, 2019•43 min•Ep. 10
We're back and we want you to meet John McCarious (02:45). After the raging success that was our first guest on the show last week, we've doubled down and are lucky to be joined on the phone by Johnny Anstee (you've probably heard of him) (13:20). Symon's trip to the dentist turns into a guilt trip to the dentist (26:30) and of course Not The Weekly Update is back (37:20). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and do something heroic like Johnny so we can get you on the podcast....
May 06, 2019•40 min•Ep. 9
This week, Sym gives a tip on how to park his zippy yet highly unroadworthy car (03:15). We have our FIRST GUEST (!!!) and subsequently adopt a baby (13:45). Our very first sponsor...ship opportunity arises (21:45) and behold the best news sting so far (according to Sym) (27:20). And the latest on the whack-a-mole amongst other ‘Not The Weekly Update’ updates! (33:50) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and name your baby after something loosely related to the show and you cou...
Apr 29, 2019•40 min•Ep. 8
What's the best thing about Easter being over? The Adam and Symon Show is back! Symon's got a segment idea that celebrates the best day of the week (02:45), Adam got an unsuprisingly eventful UberPool with his dad (10:45). We also discuss what a bomboniere is (28:10). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends, nominate your #WayneOfTheWeek and/or discuss naming your unborn child Wayne with your partner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Apr 22, 2019•48 min•Ep. 7
Half a dozen episodes! They said we wouldn’t make it! A recent dinner party at Adam’s (nearly) went awry, but thankfully he saved the day. (But did he really?) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and maybe start your own podcast so we can return the favour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 15, 2019•38 min•Ep. 6
Adam and Symon (sans thigh hair) are back! And more aerodynamic than ever. Adam has finally reached 'old man' status and is genuinely considering penning some passive aggressive notes to his neighbours (02:15) while Symon's at the opposite end of the spectrum and is sick of reading notes in the kitchen at work (08:00). Then it's time for some useful - and some not so useful - life hacks (17:30). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and tell your mates/write a Facebook status/re-work your Tinder b...
Apr 08, 2019•37 min•Ep. 5
This week, Symon made the fatal error of going to see a scary movie (knowing full well that he hates scary movies) (01:30), Adam's got some movie news of his own after one of the world's great chains goes down to its last store (13:45). Then we discuss whether Adam's going to jail (28:45). Wait... how could we forget? There's a bet to settle. (39:50). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and leave the weirdest review you possibly can. The bar has been set pretty high. See omnystudio.com/listener ...
Apr 01, 2019•44 min•Ep. 4
We finally got music! This week, Adam went to the world's fastest carwash (he's still trying to justify his estimated time as we type this) (05:00), we dive into the big stories not making headlines around the world (13:15) and Symon lives the time-honoured saying "bad things come in pairs of threes" (26:30). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and tell us about any dreams/eBay sob stories. Follow then on Insta here Big thanks to North Heights for the track! ! Instagram Twitter And chuck us a fo...
Mar 25, 2019•44 min•Ep. 3
This week Symon was (half) saved by his Uber driver and a can of Lynx (02:30), there's a travelling dog in the news (16:20), Adam begrudgingly provided some goodwill to a tourist (22:50) and we introduce the show's first segment (not The Weekly Update) (28:00). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and tell us how good it was listening to three people drink a milky cola in silence. Instagram Twitter And chuck us a follow @AdamSymonShow on and ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 17, 2019•44 min•Ep. 2
To kick things off, Adam recounts the only email chain in human history about a Chinese Whac-A-Mole (01:55), Symon (did you know he surfs?) finds out his brother is a "full blown psychopath" (10:45) and we back over the news headlines from the week that you either didn't hear, or didnt want to hear (18:50). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and tell us how the first time went for you. Instagram Twitter And chuck us a follow @AdamSymonShow on and ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Mar 12, 2019•37 min•Ep. 1
Two mates were chatting, One of them said, 'we should do a podcast'. Adam and Symon heard those guys talking and thought WE should also do a podcast. And that's how The Adam & Symon Show was born... On Episode 0, we appeal to the people for intro music suggestions and it turns out the boys can't even agree on which supermarket is better. Also, you're going to have to forgive us for the sound quality... but don't fret! As of Episode 1 it is is arguably the show's most impressive quality! Subs...
Mar 10, 2019•9 min
